REPTILE MAN NOW COLD BLOODED
Reptile enthusiast YouTube Brian Barczyk has died aged 54. The founder of reptile zoo The Reptarium, he hassled about with his menagerie to an audience of 5+ million. His favourite animal was the snake, of which he owned over 30,000, but he also owned lizards, crocodiles, turtles, and the occasional warm-blooded creature like capybaras and sloths. Something malignant had been slithering around his pancreas, and his diagnosis made him a popular pick among the title aspirants. Many usual suspects – Quantick, Gabor Sister, Heading Nowhere, Pan Breed – picked him, and Reptile obviously had to plump for him as well. However a deliberately-casual Day in the Death is defying his constraints thus far and bolsters an early lead.
Brian Barczyk
6 September 1959 – 14 January 2024, aged 54
16 TEAMS (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 9 POINTS)