The online competition to guess which famous people won't make it to the end of the current year. If they're elderly, ill, or just live a high-risk lifestyle, stick 'em in your team, and for each one whose death you correctly predict, you'll score points. DDP was dreamt up in Derby, England (hence the name...) by Big Iain back in 1996. Other hosts: Siegfried Baboon and Rude Kid (2003-7), Octopus of Odstock (2008-9, first tenure), The Man in Black (2010-17), Spade Cooley (2018-19), msc (2020-21), Grim Up North (2020-22), Reptile (2020-23), and Death Impends (2022-2025). Now the Committee of Banana (2023), time (2024), the returning Octopus of Odstock (2026) and the deadpooling equivalent of a gap year temp Marlfox (2026) oversee the biggest deadpool going...

Abune Antonios

ABUNE A BOON FOR ALTERNATIVE OBSERVATIONS 2022 Horn of Africa nation Eritrea has been under the iron-fisted rule of Isaias Afwerki since its founding in 1993, and his is considered one of the most oppressive governments in the world. It was also among the dwindling ranks of countries that never clocked a DDP hit. Lara […]

Douglas Trumbull

I’M SORRY FOR YOUR TRUMBULL Groundbreaking SFX wiz Douglas Trumbull has died at 79. The son of Donald Trumbull (who did the effects in The Wizard of Oz), the younger Trumbull’s early work caught the eye of Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick recruited Trumbull for 2001: A Space Odyssey, where Trumbull was responsible for some of its […]

Lata Mangeshkar

NIGHTINGALE’S LAMP EXTINGUISHED The playback singer, essentially the usage of a seasoned siren to dub the singing bits in a film, is commonplace in India, and Bollywood’s go-to for decades was Lata Mangeshkar, affectionately known as the “Nightingale of India”. The eldest child of theatre actor Deenanath Mangeshkar and sister of fellow playback singer Asha […]

Barry Cryer

PLEASE YOURSELF, THE POINTS ARE ROUND THE BACK Beloved stalwart of UK comedy Barry Cryer has died aged 86. Held in high regard for his quick wit, Cryer was inclined towards comedy from a young age. Although his snowtop head and rimmed glasses would eventually become a familiar face, careerwise he quickly decided to focus […]

Christos Sartzetakis

COURT OF CESSATION The May 1963 assassination of politician and peace activist Grigoris Lambrakis, at the hands of right-wing extremists, was a pivotal moment in modern Greek history. Outrage over the murder was swift and immense, exacerbated by the government of then-PM Konstantinos Karamanlis supporting a police report that indicated it was accidental. A particular […]

Monica Vitti

VENI VITTI VICI One of the last great “ill before I was born” names is finally dead. When Italian screen icon Monica Vitti had her first signs of memory loss, Ronald Reagan was still president. When she made her last public appearance in 2002, Peter Falk was still doing the occasional Columbo. When it was […]

Carleton Carpenter

CARPENTER AIN’T Gangly MGM and Broadway star Carleton Carpenter has died aged 95. He was best known for a string of cheery song-and-dance roles in the late 40s and early 50s, particularly those in tandem with Debbie Reynolds such as Two Weeks with Love. Their duet “Aba Daba Honeymoon”, a peppy novelty ditty about an […]

Leonard Fenton

WOODEN LEGG The doctor is out with EastEnders stalwart Leonard Fenton dead at 95. Following a longstanding and respected career before Walford, reliable GP Dr. Harold Legg became Fenton’s defining role. Dr. Legg, devised as a representation of the Jewish immigrant population at East End, was heavily based off Fenton himself, a Jew who changed […]

Norma Waterson

WATERY GRAVE British folkie Norma Waterson has died at 82, following years of failing health. She was raised in a tight-knit musical family, and this upbringing inspired her and several siblings to form skiffle-turned-folk group The Watersons. Their sharp and passionate harmonies were praised and put them at the forefront of the UK folk revival […]

Leslie Sharp

SHARP DULLED I’ve written just about every flavour of DDP obit in my first month. It’s tonally easy enough to praise a Poitier or to skewer a Russell Bishop, but hoo boy, now it’s time for the grey life… *cracks knuckles* Top cop Leslie Sharp has died aged 85. After the 1989 Hillsborough tragedy in […]