Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2026: S

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Moore, R. Stevie Born 18 January 1952  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Folk singer and songwriter (THEME) Musical chairs

Sabin, Alec Born 28 August 1947  (Yorkshire, United Kingdom) TV Actor in Dr Who, Tinker Tailor, Coronation St,… (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Sadler, Michael Born 5 July 1954  (Penarth, Wales) Co-founder, keyboardist and frontman for Canadian prog rock band Saga. Going Underground Morrigan (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026

Saiki, Pat Born 28 May 1930  (Hilo, Territory of Hawaii, USA) Former US Representative from Hawaii and one of three Republican congresspeople in the state's history. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)

Saint, Eva Marie Born 4 July 1924  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Actress, best known for her role in 'North by Northwest'. Always Look On The Bright Side Ambulance chaser (THEME) And the nominees are… dead!  And they all died C.A. Daber Computerized Equipment Crazy Canuck Deadpool Surprise Death by Dan Deathlist.net Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Down Under Death Merchants  (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Drop Dead Gorgeous Dropping Like Flies Eternity Tours Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Final Curtain Call Finbarr Returns from the Dead Grave Danger (THEME) Gray Panthers Grim McGraw From Here to Eternity Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is I've Been Dying To Play This (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies JoeRam Lidders Late Lamentables Lord Football's Lot (THEME) Lullabye-bye of Broadway  Madame Leota's Guest List Madonna's Hand Of Bod NoSoup4U! Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' (THEME) Old As Dirt  (THEME) Old Hollywood Old People Smell Of Piss (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!  Overtime (THEME) Pantomime Pall Partridge As Reaper Permanent Kip 2026 Plausible Passings of 2026 Pool Ghoul Powder Picks Em Off (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille RIPe and near Alive (THEME) Slippery Soap So Long Farewell SQUONK'S SQUAD St Peter's Terminus - 2026 Departures Swimming in the Death Pool Tentoesup The Crowdsourced Deathlist The End of the World As We Know It  The Old Ones are the Pests The Spanners The Undiscovered Country Ellie's Top of the Drops Touch of Grey Women's Deaths Matter Too Wot The Deuce

Saint James, Susan Born 14 August 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American film & TV actress. Tumbling Dice

Sajak, Pat Born 26 December 1946  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American host of Wheel of Fortune. (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right

Sakai, Masaaki Born 8 June 1946  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese entertainer best known to the western world as the star of crime drama 'Monkey'. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Saldivar, Yolanda Born 19 September 1960  (Jimenez, Tamaulipas, Mexico) Killer of popular Mexican singer Selena. (THEME) Miscreants

Salim, Salim Ahmed Born 23 January 1942  (Zanzibar) (THEME) Gris Gris

Salm-Horstmar, Princess Felicitas of Born 31 March 1920  (Eisenach, Germany) Grandmother of the late Prince Georg-Constantin of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenach, part of the House of Wettin. As I think we all suspected, really... Dr Shipman's waiting room

Salt, Haddon Born 18 October 1928  (Stanfree, England) English-American businessman, founder of H. Salt Esq. Fish & Chips. Tragic, our Maurice!

Salva, Victor Born 29 March 1958  (Martinez, California, USA) US horror film director, especially the Jeepers Creepers movies. Song to the Siren

Samii, Madjid Born 19 June 1937  (Tehran, Imperial State of Iran) Iranian neuroscientist. (THEME) Dead Continent

Samphan, Khieu Born 27 July 1931  (Svay Rieng, French Indochina (now Cambodia)) Cambodian communist politician, President of the State Presidium of Democratic Kampuchea from 1976 to 1979. (THEME) Complications from a fall Funeral Holmes

Samudio, Domingo Born 28 February 1937  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Better known as Sam the Sham, frontman of the Pharoahs, who sang "Wooly Bully". (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Samuelson, Orion Born 31 March 1934  (Ontario, Wisconsin, USA) Iconic radio broadcaster who used to medium to educate the American Midwest on agricultural matters (THEME) The Talking Dead

Sánchez de Lozada, Gonzalo Born 1 July 1930  (La Paz, Bolivia) President of Bolivia on two occasions. (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Hell to the Chief Rigor Mort Us

Sand, Paul Born 5 March 1932  (Santa Monica, California, USA) American comedian, member of Chicago's Second City troupe (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together

Sand, Todd Born 30 October 1963  (Burbank, California, USA) Pair skater and thrice US national champion. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Sandeman, Mary Aneka Born 20 November 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Traditional Scottish folk singer who had a brief moment of fame with No. 1 hit "Japanese Boy" in 1981. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Sanders, Bernie Born 8 September 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Leftist Democrat senator who took on Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination for the US presidency in 2016. (THEME) MAGA Hit List Mr & Mrs Drummerboy (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Sanders, Deidre Born in United Kingdom  (exact date unknown) Writer of The Sun's "Dear Deidre" column. Diana Rots

Sanders, Deion Born 9 August 1967  (Fort Myers, Florida, USA) Current head coach for the University of Colorado Buffaloes, he's also a former baseball player and the only athlete to appear in both a Super Bowl and a World Series. Celebration of Life's End (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Sanders, Ed Born 17 August 1939  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) American poet, singer and social activist, regarded as a bridge between the Beat and the Hippie generation (THEME) LW's Protesticles (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Sanders, Richard Born 23 August 1940  (Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor best known as newsman Les Nessman in sitcom 'WKRP in Cincinnati'. Noz4news

Sanderson, Charles Born 30 April 1933  (Scotland, UK) Former Scottish Conservative Party Chairman and life peer. My Dallek Master Plan

Sanderson, William Born 10 January 1944  (Memphis, Tennesse, USA) Actor who appeared in Blade Runner and Deadwood. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Sandrelli, Stefania Born 6 May 1946  (Viareggio, Italy) Actress famous for her many roles in the commedia all'Italiana. Most Unique Picks 2026 Zero Hit's Wishlist

Sandusky, Jerry Born 26 January 1944  (Washington, Pennsylvania, USA) Former coach of the Penn State University American football team, arrested in 2011 for alleged sexual abuse. Song to the Siren (THEME) Space Wasters (THEME) You should be Ash - amed

Sangha, Jordan Born 11 October 1997  (Scunthorpe, England) Winner of the 20th series of Big Brother. (THEME) Unpersons

Sanguillén, Manny Born 21 March 1944  (Colón, Panama) Former Catcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1967 to 1980 (except for 1968 in the minors and 1977 for the 'A's). He was due to be on the plane that crashed killing Roberto Clemente, and helped with the recovery mission. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Sansom, Kenny Born 26 September 1958  (London, England) Former Arsenal FC and England international left back. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS

Santana, Carlos Born 20 July 1947  (Autlán de Navarro, Jalisco, México) Popular Mexican rock guitarist. Bourne to Die (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm (THEME) The Dead Kennedys

Santiago, Herman Born 18 February 1941  (San Juan, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican rock and roll pioneer with the vocal group Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, co-wrote Why Do Fools Fall In Love? (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Sapkowski, Andrzej Born 21 June 1948  (Łódź, Poland) Polish author of The Witcher novels, which always reviewed well but never really hit the mainstream until the success of the video game adaptations. (THEME) Spoczywaj w pokoju

Sarandon, Chris Born 24 July 1942  (Beckley, West Virginia, USA) Actor, starred in 'Fright Night'. (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call…

Sarandon, Susan Born 10 April 1946  (New York, New York, USA) Prolific film actress known for 'Thelma & Louise', 'Bull Durham', and an Oscar-winning role in 'Dead Man Walking', among many other films. Also a longtime political activist. A Spot of Death

Sarmiento, Luis Carlos Born 27 January 1933  (Bogotá, Colombia) The second-richest man in Colombia with a fortune made from the banking conglomerate Grupo Aval (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. (THEME) #1 Hits Trojan Hearse (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Sarney, Jose Born 24 April 1930  (Pinheiro, Brazil) Former President of Brazil 1985-1990 who has a steadily expanding medical history (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders (THEME) Hell to the Chief See You In Heaven (THEME) State Funeral

Sarney, Roseana Born 1 June 1953  (São Luís, Brazil) Brazillian Democratic Movement politician and former Governer of Maranhão. Summer in Transylvania

Sasdy, Peter Born 27 May 1935  (Budapest, Hungary) Film and TV director, for productions as diverse as Taste the Blood of Dracula, and The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Sasse, Ben Born 22 February 1972  (Plainview, Nebraska, USA) Former Senator for Nebraska, and one of the few remaining Repuiblican critics of Donald Trump. A group that's liikely to get even smaller soon, given his recent stage 4 pancreatic cancer diagnosis. 2027? No thank you!  Ah, the ol’ team  And Then There Were Less Of Them  A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Banana's Peel Slippers Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers  Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop  Bootleg Boat B-team  Cancel My Appointments Carkers Convention The Love Boat  Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? DDP Tofoa Dead Wait Deceased Hose Diego Droller Coaster  Dropping Like Flies  drunkasaskunk eejit  Ethnic Cleansing Skate Dumpers  Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2026 Fade to Black  Faster Than A Dead Horse La Faucheuse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Fox B Free Fallers'  Funeral Furore  Bucket Of Blood  Going Green Going Underground GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten  Heaven Can't Wait (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord  Sorry For Your Trouble  Imelda's Terrahawks It's A Grim World After All  I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn JoeRam  John Key's List LL's Pool  LW's Czech Out (THEME) MAGA Hit List  Mass Hole Cemetery The Misers  Morbid United F.C.  Morrigan  Mortem Omnibus  Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Slaughter Newlydeads (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)  Octopus of Odstock  Once You Go Black Pan Breed Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix  Plan B from Outer Space Plausible Passings of 2026 A Trophy For Atrophy  Pretty Noose Puzlman's Passing Picks Roasting Bodies In Redcar SAMSONS AND DELILAHS See You In Heaven Shovelful of Dirt  (THEME) Sickly Senators  Skibidi Toilet Smart Beta  Southerners Stiffs STAB IN THE DARK Stay safe friends! Stiff Competition Still_Drunkasaskunk Summer in Transylvania Heading Nowhere  The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order  The Conqueror Worm The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Deadest Of The Dead  The Death Toll is Catastrophic  The Living End  The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Sound of the Underground This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives  Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Vegas Vultures Windsor the Troll  Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now Zipline

Saturn, Perry Born 25 October 1966  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) American wrestler, born Perry Arthur Satullo. (THEME) Wrestling To Stay Alive

Saud, Prince Khalid bin Faisal Al Born 24 February 1940  (Riyadh, Saudi-Arabia) Saudi-Arabian royalty and high-ranking politician. Friend of Prince Charles and quite possibly on the Crown Prince's to-do list. Falling Off The Perch

Savage, 21 Born 22 October 1998  (Plaistow, London, UK) Pretty successful UK rapper who had the breakout single Rockstar (THEME) And That's a Rap

Savage, Harry Date and place of birth unknown Series 88 Countdown champion and competitive Rubik's Cube solver. Born 2001. OnlyFranz

Sayle, Alexei Born 7 August 1952  (Liverpool, England) The godfather of British Alternate Comedy, as seen in The Young Ones, The Comic Stip Presents, and Gorky Park. Noob_to_this

Scarfe, Gerald Born 1 June 1936  (London, England) Unflinching satircal cartoonist. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party Bladerunner Dirt Nappers Gipton Undertakers I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader

Schell, Ronnie Born 23 December 1931  (Richmond, California, USA) US actor on Gomer Pyle, but also a comedian with frequent TV appearances as a beatnik parody (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together

Schieffer, Bob Born 25 February 1937  (Austin, Texas, USA) US political journalist and former host of CBS' "Face The Nation" Rigor Mort Us

Schlatter, George Born 31 December 1929  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) US TV Producer (Laugh-In) with his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Schlehuber, Kevin Born 7 August 1961  (USA) Former contestant of the USA version of Big Brother. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Schloss, Eva  Born 11 May 1929  (Vienna, Austria) Died 3 January 2026  (London, England) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Anne Frank's stepsister. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Schmidt, Irmin Born 29 March 1937  (Berlin, Germany) Keyboardist for krautrock overlords Can, now gainfully employed as a film score composer. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Schmitt, Harrison Born 3 June 1935  (Santa Rita, New Mexico, USA) Former Astronaut, the last to set foot on the moon. Later a US senator for New Mexico. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries

Schnapp, Noah Born 3 October 2004  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor most prominently known for playing Will Bryers in Netflix mega-hit Stranger Things. OnlyFranz

Schneider, Ronnie Born 20 October 1943  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Music manager who looked after early tours of Rolling Stones and the financial affairs of many top acts (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him

Schofield, Leslie Born 12 December 1938  (Oldham, UK) One of the great "I know the face…" British character actors. Often played out-of-their-depth policemen or other downtrodden security figures. (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Schofield, Phillip Born 1 April 1962  (Oldham, England) Born, appropriately, on April fools day, he spent a lot of time locked in a broom cupboard with Gordon the Gopher on children's TV. Headstone Hunters SeasideEssexXile Turned out nice again

Scholz, Olaf Born 14 June 1958  (Osnabrück, Lower Saxony, West Germany) Chancellor of Germany, probably out of office when you're reading this. Rotting Kanzlerin

Schonborn, Christoph Born 22 January 1945  (Vlastislav, Czechoslovakia) Former Archbishop of Vienna and Catholic Cardinal who's descended from a truly impressive stock of German aristocracy. Surprisingly liberal all things considered, he even gives blessings to gay couples! (THEME) Nonclave

Schone, Reiner Born 19 January 1942  (Fritzlar, Germany) German voice actor. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Schreiber, Karlheinz Born 25 March 1934  (Petersdorf, Thuringia, Germany) He is a German and Canadian citizen, an industrialist, lobbyist, fundraiser, arms dealer, businessman, and convicted criminal. He was extradited from Canada to Germany in August 2009, and convicted of tax evasion. 20 Random Guys Part 1

Schroeder, Barbet Born 26 August 1941  (Tehran, Iran) Iranian-born Swiss director of mostly bang-average-at-best films. (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call…

Schuhbeck, Alfons Born 2 May 1949  (Traunstein, Germany) Disgraced celebrity chef and restaurateur convicted of tax evasion and fraud. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Schultz, Dwight Born 24 November 1947  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Actor forever known as "Howling Mad" Murdock in iconic 1980s series 'The A-Team'. Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Schultz, Peter C. Born 3 December 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Co-inventor of the fiber optics that are now used worldwide for telecommunications The Conqueror Worm

Schulz, Willi Born 4 October 1938  (Wattenscheid, Germany) German national team footballer. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS

Schumacher, Michael Born 3 January 1969  (Hürth-Hermülheim, Cologne, Germany) Racing driver who has won the Formula 1 world championship enough times to drain the EU champagne lake dry. Lives in Switzerland, and apparently his favourite drink is apple juice mixed with sparkling water. Life in the fast lane! It's Grim Up North Also-Ran Croak It like a frog Death Nebula 3000 Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) Formula Fatality  (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Hangman's XX IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I'll sleep when you're dead Moldy Oldies Morbid United F.C. Naked Florida Gravediggers Oscar The Beast   Statik Charge  Touch of Grey Who Turned out the lights?

Schuster, Rudolf Born 4 January 1934  (Kosice, Slovakia) Former President of Slovakia, in charge between 1999 & 2004. Dead Travelers

Schwab, Klaus Born 30 March 1938  (Ravensburg, German Reich) Founder and chairman of the World Economic Forum, the apparent anti-Christ if you're an antivaxxer conspiracy theorist, everyone else doesn't really know or care who he is. STAB IN THE DARK

Schwarz, Dieter Born 24 September 1939  (Heilbronn, Germany) Owner of the German megacorporation Schwarz Group and one of the richest people in Europe, with a net worth of over $40billion. (THEME) Forbes' DL

Schwarz, Sissy Born 19 May 1936  (Vienna, Austria) Figure skater. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor and former bodybuilder. "Governator" of California from 2003-2011. (THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026

Schweickart, Rusty Born 24 October 1935  (Neptune, Jersey, USA) NASA astronaut and one of the key test pilots for what eventually became Apollo 9. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Schygulla, Hanna Born 25 December 1943  (Chorzow, Poland) German actress and part of the Fassbinder Troupe Zero Hit's Wishlist

Scolyer, Richard Born 16 December 1966  (Launceston, Australia) Expert on melanoma now suffering from mela- actually, glioblastoma. 2027? No thank you! Ah, the ol’ team Banana's Peel Slippers Bootleg Boat B-team Cancel My Appointments The Love Boat  DDP Tofoa Dead Ringers Droller Coaster drunkasaskunk Expiry Date - 2026 La Faucheuse Feng Shui Pig  Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool David Quantick's Showbiz Pals GUN Fishing  I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn LW's Czech Out Mass Hole Cemetery Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Slaughter Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Pan Breed Plan B from Outer Space Pretty Noose Shaun of the Dead 69 Skibidi Toilet Smart Beta Summer in Transylvania The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Living End The Sound of the Underground They Might All Die This Mortal Coil To Kill A Gabor Sister

Score, Mike Born 5 November 1952  (Beverley, England) Lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Scorsese, Martin Born 17 November 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Award winning Italian-American movie director. Hangman's XX Pearly Gates

Scott, Andy Born 30 June 1949  (Wrexham, Wales) Lead guitarist with glam rockers The Sweet who bizarrely appeared in a number of TV adverts for an insurance company in 2010. (THEME) Dead Beats (THEME) last ones alive 2026 (THEME) The Survivors

Scott, David Born 6 June 1932  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) US Astronaut, the seventh to walk on the Moon, in 1971. 100 Bodies in a Day (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries

Scott, Larry Born in Sacramento, California, USA  (exact date unknown) Model, was the face Giorgio Armani's Acqu di Gio fragrance campaign in the 90's. Born 1966. Blueberry Crumble

Scott, Naomi Born 6 May 1993  (Hounslow, London) Singer and actress, starred as Jasmine in the live Disny film Aladdin, and Pink ranger in the Power Rangers movie. Nothing in the way of chart success (one single reached number 73) but she has featured on Disney albums. (THEME) Disney Remake Roast

Scott, Travis Born 30 April 1992  (Houston, Texas, USA) Massively successful US rapper, real name Jacques Bermon Webster II (THEME) And That's a Rap

Scott (1940), Tommy Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Pop, rock, and folk songwriter and producer who supplied hits to Them and The Dubliners among others. Born 1940. Departures Board

Scott (politician), David Born 27 June 1945  (Aynor, South Carolina, USA) American politician and businessman who has served as the U.S. representative for Georgia's 13th congressional district since 2003.Whilst standing for election in 2024 he said “Thank God I’m in good health, moving and doing the people’s work,” (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Scotty, Ludwig Born 20 June 1948  (Anabar, Nauru) President of Nauru, first in 2003 and then from 2004 to 2007 and has surely the best name of any politician ever. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Scruggs, Jan Born 11 March 1950  (Bowie, Maryland, USA) Vietnam war veteran who went on to study Psychology, specializing in PTSD due to his own struggles with it. Later became the drving force for the construction of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial, (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Scully, Peter Born 13 January 1963  () Darkweb child pornographer, one of the vilest and most prodigious in history. Sentenced to life in 2018. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Seagal, Steven Born 10 April 1952  (Lansing, Michigan, USA) Actor, best known for action-packed pot boilers such as 'Under Siege'. Song to the Siren

Seale, Bobby Born 22 October 1936  (Liberty, Texas, USA) Co-founder of the Black Panther Party civil rights movement. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Sebastian, John Born 17 March 1944  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter and founder of US pop band The Lovin' Spoonful. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Seccombe, Joan Born 5 March 1930  (England) Baroness Seccombe. Tory politician. Mortem Omnibus

Sedaka, Neil Born 13 March 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Pop singer, songwriter & pianist, composer of 'Is This The Way to Amarillo?' (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' Dr Shipman's waiting room Dust in the Wind I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Chemo Sabee

Sedgman, Frank Born 29 October 1927  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian tennis player, winner of 5 grand slam titles. Feng Shui Pig Simply Dead (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United The Deadest Of The Dead The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad

Seger, Bob Born 6 May 1945  (Lincoln Park, Michigan, USA) American singer-songwriter and pioneer of "heartland rock", with hits such as 'Night Moves'. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES (THEME) Dead Beats

Segoviano, Enrique Born 6 December 1944  (La Romana, Dominican Republic) Dominican television producer, most famous for the Mexican variety show Anabel. Doge Team

Seifert, George Born 22 January 1940  (San Francisco, California, USA) Former head coach for the NFL's both the San Francisco 49ers, and the Carolina Panthers. Holds one of the highest win percentages in the league's history. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Seigh, Eileen Born 27 December 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Retired American figure skater and joint winner of the 1945 U.S Figure Skating Championships. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Seith, Bobby Born 9 March 1932  (Coatbridge, UK) Scottish footballer, won league titles both sides of the border (with Burnley and Dundee, respectively). (THEME) Boddies...By 'eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal! (THEME) Jocks Away (THEME) Oldest living footballers (THEME) They think it's all over

Selig, Bud Born 30 July 1934  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA) Commissioner Emeritus of Major Leage Baseball, credited with a major increase in the sport's prestige and financial revenue during his tenure. (THEME) Beloved Farewell

Sen, Amartya Born 3 November 1933  (Manikganj, British India (now in Bangladesh)) Indian economist. Death Becomes Them Green Records  (THEME) Nobel Notables Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' Pedro's catacomb collective SiT Down Time for Me to Fly

Senussi, Abdullah Born 5 December 1949  (Sudan) The late Colonel Gaddafi's brother-in-law and former head of Libyan intelligence. Alternative Observations 2026

Serious, Yahoo Born 27 July 1953  (Cardiff, New South Wales, Australia) Australian director known for awful comedies, and failing to sue the Yahoo! search engine for copyright infringement. Pretty Noose

Serna, Pepe Born 23 July 1944  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) American film and television actor. Firmly D-list at best. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Serpico, Frank Born 14 April 1936  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) New York police officer who's stand against corruption in the department was the subject of Sidney Lumet's 1971 film starring Al Pacino. (THEME) Dieopics

Serra, Tony Born 30 December 1934  (Almeda County, California, 1934) Lawyer and political activist. Big on civil rights, less big on paying taxes. (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Serrano, Jose E. Born 24 October 1943  (Mayagüez, Puerto Rico) Longtime US Representative, serving New York as a Democrat. Retired in 2020 due to a Parkinson's diagnosis. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Serrano, Julieta Born 2 January 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Spanish theatre and cinema actress. Zero Hit's Wishlist

Serre, Jean-Pierre Born 15 September 1926  (Bages, France) French mathematician who specializes in Algebra, won the Fields medal in 1954 Not everyone who makes in to 99 makes in to 100

Setna, Renu Born in Karachi, British India  (exact date unknown) British actor. (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime

Setzer, Brian Born 10 April 1959  (Massapequa, New York, USA) Guitarist, vocalist and co-founder of rock band Stray Cats. Currently battling a vague "serious illness", so one to watch potentially... (THEME) Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Severinsen, Carl Hilding "Doc" Born 7 July 1927  (Arlington, Oregon, USA) American jazz & pop trumpeter. I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside (THEME) D Ceased Eternity Tours Plausible Passings of 2026 (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Seward, Ingrid Date and place of birth unknown Royal commentator and biographer, editor-in-chief of Majesty magazine. Born 1948. Apricot Crumble

Shaffer, Paul Born 28 November 1949  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian arranger well-known as band leader of David Letterman's show band Wanted Dead, Not Alive

Shah, Jen Born 4 October 1973  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Reality TV star from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Also a convicted fraudster and money launderer. (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Shaimiev, Mintimer Born 20 January 1937  (Anyakovo, Russia) A Russian former politician who served as the president of Tatarstan from 1991 to 2010. (Do not worry - we have never heard of it either) He was re-elected president in 1996, 2001, and 2005. (THEME) Russian Box Players

Shalala, Donna Born 14 February 1941  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Former US congressional representative and HHS secretary under President Clinton (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Shalit, Gene Born 25 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Colourful film and book critic for NBC's 'The Today Show' since 1973. Eternity Tours (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right From Here to Eternity Huddled Masses JoeRam (THEME) Old As Dirt Plausible Passings of 2026 Pool Ghoul The Old Ones are the Pests

Shantz, Bobby Born 26 September 1925  (Pottstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Baseball pitcher who won the World Series in 1958 with the New York Yankees. (THEME) Gray Panthers

Shapiro, Ben Born 15 January 1984  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American Right Wing political commentator. (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Sharpe, William F. Born 16 June 1934  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) American economist. Obituarynotice

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote It's Grim Up North 2026 Not in the Mix Always Look On The Bright Side ARSE-IN-HOLE Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Casket Ready Cemetery Pool Couldn't Think of a Team Name (THEME) Doubles to Finish Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Falling Off The Perch Final Curtain Call Gipton Undertakers (THEME) CRT to DOA Graceful Deaths Gregicide Just One More Death Lidders Late Lamentables Living in a Box Morbid United F.C. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Oscar The Beast   Permanent Kip 2026 Pool Ghoul Remembered but soon gone The Honey Trap (THEME) Saturday Night Dead SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock The Funeral Director 2026 the new team The Old Ones are the Pests Tumbling Dice (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! Wey Ai, man!

Shattock, Aaron Born 2 May 1980  (Australia) Retired Australian Rules Football player who, as of the time of writing, is in an induced coma after an accident involving an excavator. Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw

Shaver, Helen Born 24 February 1951  (St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada) Film and Television actor and director; appeared in features The Osterman Weekend and The Color of Money, and on TV in many US television shows. Directed her first feature film in 2020, afer many TV episodes and TV moveirs. Just One More Death

Shaw, John Born 6 July 1945  (place of birth unknown) The surviving half of a pair of murderers. Having served a sentence of 49 years and counting he is currently the longest serving prisoner in Ireland. Cancel My Appointments (THEME) Space Wasters The B-Team

Shawn, Wallace Born 12 November 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Gnomish actor known for roles such as bully Vizzini in 'The Princess Bride' and the voice of nervous Rex in the 'Toy Story' franchise. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call…

Shcherbakov, Boris Born 11 December 1949  (Leningrad, Soviet Union) Russian actor of film, TV and stage, later dabbling in morning TV presenting too. (THEME) Russian Box Players

Sheahan, John Born 19 May 1939  (Dublin, Ireland) Musician and composer for the Dubliners, and last surviving member (THEME) LW's Latest Hit

Shearer, Harry Born 23 December 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known as Spinal Tap bass player Derek Smalls in 'This is Spinal Tap' and as Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns in 'The Simpsons'. (THEME) I Hear Voices What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. Dying to Win Hangman's XX Old People Smell Of Piss RIP It Up and Start Again

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez ( Just One More Death (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheerman, Barry Born 17 August 1940  (Sunbury-on-Thames, England ) Combative backbench Labour MP for Huddersfield since 1979. (THEME) No More Expenses

Sheindlin, Judy Born 21 October 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) The highest-paid person on TV, thanks to her always watchable shouting at trailer park inhabitants who stole their ex-wife's car on "Judge Judy". Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 (THEME) The Talking Dead

Shelby, Richard Born 6 May 1934  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Senator from Alabama who switched parties but kept delivering the pork (THEME) Sickly Senators

Shepherd, Cybill Born 18 February 1950  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) American actress and Golden Globe winner, most well known for Moonlighting and Cybill. Not at All Well

Shepherd, Morgan Born 12 October 1941  (Ferguson, North Carolina, USA) Former NASCAR racing driver and team owner. Diagnosed with Parkinson's in 2020. (THEME) Turning Left

Shepp, Archie Born 24 May 1937  (Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA) US jazz saxophonist. (THEME) Nice!

Sheppard, Mark Born 30 May 1964  (London, England) Raspy Cockney actor in series like 'Supernatural', the 2004 'Battlestar Galactica', and 'Firefly'. (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

Sherman, Garry Born 28 December 1933  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Musical composer and arranger who worked on multiple arrangements in various industries in the 60's and 70's. Steadcross Slayer

Shields, Elizabeth Born 27 February 1928  (Britain) Former Liberal MP, took the seat of Ryedale from the Cons. in a by-election in 1986 but lost it in the General Election the following year. Stood again in the following GE and lost again. (THEME) No More Expenses

Shilton, Peter Born 18 September 1949  (Leicester, England) Former international goalkeeper, England's most capped player with 125 appearances. The Honey Trap

Shimizu, Yuko Born 1 November 1946  (Kyoto, Japan) Japanese designer and creator of Hello Kitty, the little white cat that rakes in billions of dollars a year in merchandising revenue. Not for Yuko though, only for her former employers of course! (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME

Shimono, Sab Born 31 July 1937  (Sacramento, California, USA) Asian-American broadway actor, then crossed over into movies and a thousand TV roles (THEME) DCAU Demises

Shinoda, Masahiro Born 9 March 1931  (Gifu, Japan) Japanese new wave film director. (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Shinohara, Ushio Born 17 January 1932  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese painter somewhere between Dada and Outsider art (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Shire, Talia Born 25 April 1946  (Lake Success, New York, USA) American Actress, she was Rocky's Adrian, and Vito Corleone's daughter Connie Hangman's XX

Shirk, Wanda Born 24 August 1949  (Belleville, Pennsylvania, USA) Singing contestant on Survivor: Palau (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Shreve, Larry Born 11 January 1941  (Windsor, Ontario, Canada) Former WWE wrestler known as "Abdullah the Butcher". And Then There Were Less Of Them Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Carkers Convention Dead Ends Dead Ringers Deceased Hose Dirt Nappers Funeral Holmes (THEME) Grappling with Mortality IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt Imelda's Terrahawks I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! John Key's List The Misers (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine Peacocks Anus Horribilis Poppin' Clogs (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

Shriver, Loren Born 23 September 1944  (Jefferson, Iowa, USA) NASA astronaut. (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries

Shropshire, Elmo Born 26 October 1936  (Lexington, Kentucky, USA) US veterinarian better known as Dr. Elmo and who had a novelty hit with Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (THEME) Last Christmas (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 (THEME) The Lord God Slayed Them All

Shuford, Bret  Born 20 May 1979  (Beaumont, Texas, USA) Died 3 January 2026  () Age at death: 46  (read death notice) Broadway actor and social media influencer through his platform Broadway Husbands. Cancel My Appointments The Love Boat  Heading Nowhere

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Hell to the Chief (THEME) State Funeral

Siegal, Peggy Born 17 July 1947  (New Jersey, USA) American media publicist in hot water over her links to Jeffrey Epstein. (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Siegel, Jay Born 20 October 1939  (Brighton Beach, New York, USA) Last survivor of the Tokens incarnation that wim-oh-wayed their way through "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Siegel, Jeremy Born 14 November 1945  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American economist and frequent talking head on CNBC's Kudlow & Company. (THEME) The Talking Dead

Siegel, Ralph Born 30 September 1945  (Munich, Germany) German record producer, songwriter, and notable Eurovision figure for the 1982 winner "Ein bisschen Frieden." (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Silberg, Tusse Born 15 October 1931  (Stockholm, Sweden) Film and TV actress, did a fair amount of British TV (The Saint, Smiley's People etc) and film (The Danish Girl) (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Sillars, Jim Born 4 October 1937  (Ayr, Scotland) Scottish politician and independence activist who founded the shortlived Scottish Labour Party Departures Board (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Silo, Susan Born 27 July 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Voice actress with numerous credits in animation and video games. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Silva, Alex da Born 27 March 1968  (Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) Brazilian choreographer who is not quite convinced that you can dance Song to the Siren

silverberg, robert Born 15 January 1935  (New York City, New York, USA) Sci-fi author, winner of Hugo and Nebula awards. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Silverstein, Larry Born 30 May 1931  (New York, NY, USA) Businessman who built the new World Trade centre complex Dead Travelers

Sim, Sue Date and place of birth unknown Northumbria Police chief constable who oversaw the manhunt for Raoul Moat. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2026

Simmons, Gene Born 25 August 1949  (Haifa, Israel) Former lead singer of Kiss. Born Chaim Witz, best remembered for his larger-than-life, hedonistic persona and fire-eating antics. The Crim

Simmons, Glynn Born 13 November 1952  (Harvey, Louisiana, USA) Ex inmate, wrongfully convicted and served 48 years before released. (THEME) LW's Protesticles The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026

Simon, Carly Born 25 June 1945  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter whose 1970s hit 'You're So Vain' has prompted much speculation over whoever it was about. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall Tumbling Dice

Simon, David Born 9 February 1960  (Washington, D.C., USA) American writer/producer and creator of the "box set" series du jour 'The Wire'. (THEME) Cadaverous Mofos

Simon, Dick Born 21 September 1933  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Former auto race driver and, bizarrely, also suspected of being the real identity of D.B. Cooper. Spoiler alert, he wasn't. (THEME) Turning Left

Simon, Paul Born 13 October 1941  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Successful singer-songwriter who first found fame in the 1960s with singing partner Art Garfunkel before continuing with a solo career of similar distinction. God, It's Brutal Out Here (THEME) sid and marty coffin YOLO FC

Simonyan, Margarita Born 6 April 1980  (Krasnodar, Soviet Union) Editor-in-chief of Russian state broadcaster Russia Today and the media group Rossiya Segodnya. (THEME) Russian Box Players

Simpson, Ian Born in Heywood, England  (exact date unknown) Architect and co-founder of SimpsonHaugh and Partners. Designer of "The Vase" skyscpaer at One Blackfriars in London. Born 1955. (THEME) BY DESIGN

Simpson, Jacqueline Born in Worthing, England  (exact date unknown) British author on folklore, particularly renowned for her research on Scandinavian folklore. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Sims, Roger Born 27 January 1930  (England) MP for Chislehurst from 1974-1997. (THEME) No More Expenses

Sinatra, Nancy Born 8 February 1940  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) Singer and actress who never quite moved out her famous father Frank's shadow. (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Siner, Guy Born 16 October 1947  (New York City, New York, USA) American-born British actor. Best known as the camp Lieutenant Gruber in ''Allo 'Allo!' and as the young General Ravon in the classic 1975 'Doctor Who' serial 'Genesis of the Daleks'. Bucket O'Hare

Singer, Ramona Born 18 November 1956  (Rhinebeck, New York, USA) Reality TV actress known for The Real Housewives of New York City. (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Singh, Jagbir Born 20 February 1965  (Agra, India) Hockey player who represented India in the 1988 and 1992 Olympic Games. Do They QO?

Singh, Karan Born 9 March 1931  (Cannes, France) Indian statesman and former titular Maharaja, then later president of the state of Jammu and Kashmir. The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad

Sinha, Mala Born 11 November 1936  (Calcutta, British India) Indian actress who has worked in Hindi, Bengali and Nepali films (THEME) Dead Continent

Sinise, Gary Born 17 March 1955  (Blue Island, Illinois, USA) Intense-looking US film actor. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Sinitta, (singer) Born 19 October 1963  (Seattle, Washington, USA) R&B singer whose musical career peaked in the 80's, before later heading in the direction of reality television. Headstone Hunters

Sinner, Roxie Born 20 December 2000  (Damascus, Syria) Syrian-American "adult movie actress" and "nude model". Porn? What's that? (THEME) Scrubber Out

Sinyavskaya, Tamara Born 6 July 1943  (Moscow, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union) Russian mezzo-soprano. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. (THEME) Gris Gris  (THEME) Miscreants

Sissons, Graham Born 20 May 1934  (Chester-le-street, England) Former Birmingham City, Peterborough United and Walsall F.C. defender. (THEME) Oldest living footballers

Sistrunk, Otis Born 18 September 1946  (Columbus, Georgia, USA) Former professional football player turned wrestler. Not much difference between those two sorts anyway. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Skarsgard, Stellan Born 13 June 1951  (Gothenburg, Sweden) Highly rated Swedish actor, known for Pirates of the Carribean, Chernobyl and most recently the Dune films. Five of his sons have followed him into acting. (THEME) Thanos Snapped

Skerritt, Tom Born 25 August 1933  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Actor whom many might recognise as Captain Dallas in the original 'Alien' film from 1979. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers (THEME) Made In Detroit

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. 100 Bodies in a Day 2026 Not in the Mix Blackest Sabbath Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Bourne to Die Computerized Equipment Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk (THEME) D Ceased Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Departures Board (THEME) Doubles to Finish Fox B Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Have I got Pews for you! Huddled Masses I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader  LL's Pool Lord Football's Lot (THEME) No More Expenses  (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' Pull my finger Sad News FC SQUONK'S SQUAD Steadcross Slayer The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Turned out nice again

Skinner, Frank Born 27 January 1957  (West Bromwich, England) Teacher-turned-comedian who along with fellow comedian David Baddiel and the Lightning Seeds had a number one hit single in 1996, with 'Three Lions'. Jules Rimet is still gleaming as of 2011... (THEME) The Talking Dead

Skinner, Samuel K. Born 10 June 1938  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Bush Sr. cabinet member who served as US Secretary of Transportation and as White House Chief of Staff. (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Skinner-Carter, Corinne Born in Trinidad and Tobago  (exact date unknown) One of the first black female actresses on British TV in the 1960s, later played Audrey Trueman on "Eastenders". Born 1931. (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Skolimowski, Jerzy Born 5 May 1938  (Łódź, Poland) Polish film director. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won (THEME) Spoczywaj w pokoju (THEME) Thanos Snapped

Slade, Mark Born 1 May 1939  (Salem, Massachusetts, USA) US actor mostly known for Western TV roles, such as portraying Billy Blue Cannon in 'The High Chaparral'. C.A. Daber

Slater, Ed Born 1 August 1988  (Leicester, England) English rugby union player suffering from motor neurone disease. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Skate Dumpers The Choir Invisibule

Slatkin, Leonard Born 1 September 1944  (Los Angeles, CA, USA) American conductor who was chief conductor of the BBC Symphony between 2000 and 2004 Bladerunner

Sleep, Wayne Born 17 July 1948  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Acclaimed ballet and classic dancer, occasional actor. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Slenczynska, Ruth Born 15 January 1925  (Sacramento, California, USA) American pianist. Clinging to a 101 Couldn't Think of a Team Name

Slick, Grace Born 30 October 1939  (Evanston, Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer, of Jefferson Airplane, Starship and alcoholism fame. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm (THEME) Illinoying (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead

Smart, Jean Born 13 September 1951  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Seven-time Emmy award winning actress, with the wins being for Frasier, Samantha Who? and Hacks. Thanks for the Memories

Smashnova, Anna Born 16 July 1976  (Minsk, Soviet Union) Anna "The Smash" Nova. Soviet-born Israeli former tennis player, now reitred. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Smith, Adrian Born 19 August 1944  (Chicago, Illionois, USA) US architect focused on skyscrapers, like the Burj Khalifa and future industrial ruin the Jeddah Tower (THEME) BY DESIGN

Smith, Gretchen Born 15 October 1938  (Maryland, USA) Competitor on the seventh season of CBS's The Amazing Race with her husband, Meredith. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Smith, Harvey Born 29 December 1938  (West Riding, Yorkshire, England) Successful and popular showjumping champion of the 1970s. Dr Shipman's waiting room

Smith, Hedrick Born 9 July 1933  (Kilmacolm, Scotland) Pulitzer prize winning reporter on geopolitics who spent 26 years with the New York Times before moving over to producing documentaries for PBS. (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Smith, Ian Born 19 June 1938  (Melbourne, Australia) Harold Bishop of Neighbours fame. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Alternative Observations 2026 BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE Aye, they're off the fags alright Crazy Canuck Crofty's Coffin Crew  Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Last? Dead Right! DEAD LOSS Death Stinks Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Dropping Like Flies Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2026 Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 Funeral Holmes Girlfriend In A Coma (THEME) Gone and Away Grave Danger From Here to Eternity Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hippoposthumous His and Hearse Hunting Halos I Told You I Was Ill I've Been Dying To Play This Jellydead Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Ken Dodds dads dog Weakend at Bernies The Misers Morbid United F.C. Mortem Omnibus Multiple Stiffies Neither There Nor Thereabouts Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia  Grief Hijackers  One Eyed Jacks (THEME) Pantomime Pall Pedro's catacomb collective Poppin' Clogs Powder Picks Em Off Prowlers Goners '26 Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks Sad News FC SeasideEssexXile SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH Shovelful of Dirt Simply Dead (THEME) Slippery Soap So Long Farewell Forgotten But Not Gone Still_Drunkasaskunk Stone Dead Cert Team Cat AIDS  Tentoesup The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Anfield Iron the new team The Rotting Corpses of the Undead  The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Ellie's Top of the Drops Wanted Dead, Not Alive You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!  You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper

SMITH, Jaden Born 8 July 1998  (Malibu, California, USA) Actor and son of Hollywood star Will Smith. OnlyFranz

Smith, Ken Date and place of birth unknown Scottish man living in isolation, subject of the documentary 'The Hermit of Treig'. (THEME) Jocks Away

Smith, Kurtwood Born 3 July 1943  (New Lisbon, Wisconsin, USA) American actor most well known for Robocop, Dead Poet's Society, and on TV as Red Foreman in That 70's Show and sequel That 90's Show. (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Smith, Lee Born 4 December 1957  (Jamestown, Louisiana, USA) Former MLB pitcher who held a 13 year record for career saves. Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Smith, Lois Born 3 November 1930  (Topeka, Kansas, USA) Highly regarded US actress on both big and small screen and the stage After You, Madam (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Smith, Meredith Born 5 November 1935  (Maryland, USA) Competitor on the seventh season of CBS's The Amazing Race with his wife, Gretchen. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Smith, Putter Born 19 January 1941  (California, USA) Jazz bassist and former actor. Played homosexual hitman Mr. Kidd in the 1971 Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Smith, Sam Born 19 May 1992  (London, England) British singer-songwriter, rose to stardom, being featured on 'Latch' by Disclosure. Later had his own hits, including 'Stay With Me' and 'I'm Not The Only One'. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Smith, Vernon L. Born 1 January 1927  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Professor of economics at Chapman University's Argyros School of Business and Economics in California. Computerized Equipment

Smith, Will Born 25 September 1968  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Early success as rapper The Fresh Prince, alongside DJ Jazzy Jeff, lead to a TV role basically playing himself, and numerous film roles followed, including the Oscar win for Richard Williams in King Richard. (Relax, I've kept her name out my mouth) (THEME) Disney Remake Roast (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Smithers, William Born 10 July 1927  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) American actor, most notably as Jeremy Wendell in Dallas Doge Team Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Smokler, Jill Born 1 July 1977  (Swampscott, Massachusetts, USA) Founder of the Scary Mommy blog and website who's been battling a brain tumour since 2024. Fade to Black GUN Fishing Once You Go Black The B-Team

Smothers, Dick Born 20 November 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) One-half of 1960s counter-culture musical comedy act The Smothers Brothers. His son is a porn star who performs under the name Dick Smothers Jr. Nominative determinism, beautiful thing. (THEME) Complete Phallusies Departures Board (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death (THEME) Saturday Night Dead (THEME) The Survivors

Smout, TC Born 19 December 1933  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Historian, “A History of the Scottish People”. My Dallek Master Plan

Smulders, Cobie Born 3 April 1982  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian actress and model. (THEME) Thanos Snapped the old lady

SMURFIT, MICHAEL Born 7 August 1936  (St. Helens, England, United Kingdom) Joint director of the Jefferson Smurfit group, your run-of-the-mill corporate raider (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Sneva, Tom Born 1 June 1948  (Spokane, Washington, USA) Retired Indy car race driver who won the 1983 Indianapolis 500. (THEME) Turning Left

Snow, John Born 13 October 1941  (Peopleton, Worcestershire) Former Cricketer, mainly with Sussex. Played 49 tests. His test career ended when he joined Kerry Packer's World Series. A reputation as a bit of a rebel, but many of the suggestions he was making in the 80's have subsequently been implemented. Time's-2 Team

Snow, Skylar Born 30 May 1994  (Puerto Rico) Award winning pornographic actress (THEME) Scrubber Out

Snyder, Gary Born 8 May 1930  (San Francisco, California, USA) Poet. Won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry for 'Turtle Island' in 1975. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Sobers, Garfield Born 28 July 1936  (Bridgetown, Barbados) Legendary West Indian cricketer, who, amongst other things, was the first batsman to hit six sixes off an over, back in 1968. (THEME) Play Ball! Unusual Suspects

Sofia of Spain, Queen Born 2 November 1938  (Psychiko, Athens, Greece) Greece-born Queen consort of Spain and wife of King Juan Carlos. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME (THEME) Cardavers

Sokomanu, Ati George Born 13 January 1937  (Shefa, Vanuatu) The first president of Vanuatu. Alternative Observations 2026

Soler-Roig, Alex Born 29 October 1932  (Barcelona, Spain) Formula One racer with ten participations and zero points to show for it Unusual Suspects

Solowka, Peter Born in Oldham, England  (exact date unknown) Guitarist wit The Wedding Present. Born 1959 (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Somerville, Jimmy Born 22 June 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish pop singer, active in the 80's with both Bronski Beat, and The Communards. Headstone Hunters

Sommer, Elke Born 5 November 1940  (Berlin, Germany) German actress best known for the films 'A Shot in the Dark' and 'Carry on Behind'. (THEME) It's time to meet the music

Sommer, Josef Born 26 June 1934  (Greifswald, Germany) German-American actor. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers

Sonja of Norway, Queen Born 4 July 1937  (Oslo, Norway) Wife of King Harald V. (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife

Soong, Lucille Born 15 August 1938  (Beijing, China) Chinese character actress working steadily for 60 years, from Coronation Street to Desperate Housewives. What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Sorel, Edward Born 29 March 1929  (New York, NY, USA) Illustrator and cartoonist, currently working with Vanity Fair 20 Random Guys Part 2

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL Down Under Death Merchants God, It's Brutal Out Here Nicole's Shaved Cat Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Soueif, Laila Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Mathemetician and human rights activist. Born 1956. (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Souza, Edward de Born 4 September 1932  (Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England) Veteran character actor who had the lead role in the only 'Doctor Who' short without the Doctor. (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang (THEME) Slippery Soap Steadcross Slayer

Sovereign, Lady Born 19 December 1985  (Wembley, London, England) MC and chav role model who has been successful in America, rare for a white female in that particular role. Born plain Louise Amanda Harman. (THEME) Dead Beats

Sowell, Thomas Born 30 June 1930  (Gastonia, North Carolina, USA) Economist, philosopher and political commentator of black conservatism. Stay safe friends!

Soyinka, Wole Born 13 July 1934  (Abeokuta, Nigeria) Nigerian author, the first African to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, in 1986. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Spacey, Kevin Born 26 July 1959  (South Orange, New Jersey, USA) American award-winning actor, and now director, and also stage show producer in the UK. (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell No Fixed Abode Song to the Siren

Sparrow, Mighty Born 9 July 1935  (Grand Roy, Grenada) Trinidadian singer known as the "King of Calypso". Bucket Of Blood (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Spaulding, James Born 30 July 1937  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Jazz saxophonist since the 50s (THEME) Nice!

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." Coffin Fit Croak It like a frog I'll sleep when you're dead Morrigan Nicole's Shaved Cat Noz4news Powder Picks Em Off Two Coins & A Punt Wot The Deuce

Spears, Eddie Born 29 November 1982  (Chamberlain, South Dakota, United States) American actor whose most famous role to date is probably in Dreamkeeper SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS

Spelling, Tori Born 16 May 1973  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, daughter of Aaron Spelling. the old lady

Spelvin, Georgina Born 1 March 1936  (Houston, Texas, USA) Pornographic actress, star of the 1973 crossover hit "The Devil In Miss Jones". (THEME) Scrubber Out

Spence, Fiona Born 10 October 1946  (Bromley, Kent, United Kingdom) English-born Australian actress, on Prisoner Cell Block H and death trap Home and Away (THEME) Gone and Away Forgotten But Not Gone

Spencer, Don Born in Tamworth, NSW, Australia  (exact date unknown) Children's TV presenter in both Britain and Austrialia. Russel Crowe's father-in-law. Time's-2 Team

Spendlove, Richard Born 16 June 1939  (Carlton, Nottinghamshire, England) Co-writer of TV sitcom 'Oh Doctor Beeching!'. Also a radio presenter and producer. Gregicide

Spikey, Dave Born 6 October 1951  (Bolton, England) Stand-up comedian known for his work on Phoenix Nights and 8 Out of 10 Cats. (THEME) Alright Dave

Spiring, Peter Born 13 December 1950  (Glastonbury, United Kingdom) English former footballer as a Winger for Bristol City, Luton Town and Hereford United, followed by a stint in the USA DEAD LOSS

Splodge, Max Born 30 July 1959  () Lead singer of punk band Splodgenessabounds. (THEME) Punk is Dead

Springer, Philip Born 12 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) American composer, wrote the Christmas classic “Santa Baby”. 20 Random Guys Part 1 Dr Shipman's waiting room Stay safe friends!

Springsteen, Bruce Born 23 September 1949  (Long Branch, New Jersey, USA) Popular US singer & songwriter. (THEME) Big Man Top 40 Musicians Death Nebula 3000 (THEME) They Were the World

Squibb, June Born 6 November 1929  (Vandalia, Illinois, USA) American film actress. 100 Bodies in a Day (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! A Spot of Death  Dirt Nappers (THEME) Fiona's Immortals (THEME) Illinoying (THEME) Jextinction (THEME) Old Hollywood Wey Ai, man!

St Clair, Isla Born 2 May 1952  (Grangemouth, Scotland) Scottish singer and television personality active in the 70's and 80's. Known for The Generation Game, Morecambe and Wise and The Royal Variety Show. Women's Deaths Matter Too

St. Clair, Tony Born 28 March 1948  (Bolton, England) Retired British professional wrestler and four-time winner of the British Heavyweight Championships. (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

St. Clement, Pam Born 12 May 1942  (Harrow on the Hill, England) Actress whose 25 year stint as "Fat Pat" Butcher in 'Eastenders' finished late last year. (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

St. John, Jill Born 19 August 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, remembered for her role as Tiffany Case in the Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable  SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS

Stacey, Terry Born 28 September 1936  (place of birth unknown) Retired football player who played for Plymouth Argyle and Gillingham before dropping into the abyss of non-league. (THEME) Oldest living footballers

Staley, Jes Born 27 December 1956  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Investment banker and former CEO of Barclays. His tenure came to amid ongoing investigations into potentially significant links with Jeffrey Epstein's sex-trafficking ring. (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Stallings, Gene Born 2 March 1935  (Paris, Texas, USA) Retired head coach of the NFL's Phoenix Cardinals. Tentoesup

Stallman, Richard Born 16 March 1953  (New York City, New York, USA) Software developer and activist who founded the Free Software Foundation. Held somewhat controversial views on the morality of child pornography and paedophillia, though claims to now understand why they are frowned upon. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Stallone, Sylvester Born 6 July 1946  (New York, New York, USA) Actor, star of 'Rocky' & 'Rambo', also a useless goalkeeper in 'Escape to Victory'. (THEME) Thanos Snapped YOLO FC

Standing, John Born 16 August 1934  (London, England) Actor and 4th Baronet. Dr Shipman's waiting room (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Staple, Neville Born 11 April 1955  (Manchester, Jamaica) Singer with legendary ska revival band The Specials. (THEME) Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today One Foot in the Gravy (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Staples, Mavis Born 10 July 1939  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) R&B vocalist, one of The Staple Singers. Also a civil rights activist. Bucket Of Blood

Starbuck, JoJo Born 14 February 1951  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Figure skater with a brief side career as an actress. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Starmer, Keir Born 2 September 1962  (London, UK) Leader of the Labour Party and probably a General Election away from being next Prime Minister of the UK (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Starmer-Smith, Nigel Born 25 December 1944  (Cheltenham, England) Prolific rugby commentator, now in a nursing home with dementia. Ah, the ol’ team A Pelican In The Wilderness (THEME) A Question of Sprouts ARSE-IN-HOLE Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Blackest Sabbath Celebration of Life's End Couldn't Think of a Team Name Crazy Canuck Crofty's Coffin Crew I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Dai YaB'stards DDP Tofoa Deader than a Dead Thing DEAD LOSS Dead Ringers Dead Travelers  Dropping Like Flies drunkasaskunk (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Ethnic Cleansing Expiry Date - 2026 Exu's Exiteers Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Funeral Holmes Funeral Furore Going Green Grave Danger Have I got Pews for you! Hearse of the Dead Once Again His and Hearse Imelda's Terrahawks I Told You I Was Ill Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill just a little nap Lord Football's Lot LW's Czech Out Mass Hole Cemetery Mortem Omnibus (THEME) Nature's Way Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia Old People Smell Of Piss Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix A Trophy For Atrophy Poppin' Clogs Powder Picks Em Off Sad News FC SeasideEssexXile See You In Heaven Shaun of the Dead 69 Simply Dead (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United SQUONK'S SQUAD Statik Charge Stay safe friends! Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Still_Drunkasaskunk Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Anfield Iron Colnbrook Coroner The Crowdsourced Deathlist The End of the World As We Know It the new team The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Sound of the Underground The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Ellie's Top of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper Young and Old

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. (THEME) Big Man Top 40 Musicians Dai YaB'stards Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Falling Off The Perch Final Curtain Call RIP It Up and Start Again (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Steadman, Ralph Born 15 May 1936  (Wallasey, Merseyside, England) Cartoonist best known for his work with the late author Hunter S. Thompson. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation

Steel, Bill Born 20 May 1939  (England) ITV Tyne Tees broadcaster who also had an eight-month stint on 'Corrie'. Crofty's Coffin Crew Going Green One Eyed Jacks (THEME) Slippery Soap

Steel, David Born 31 March 1938  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) The "boy" David became leader of the Liberal Party in 1976 at the age of just 38. Formed a doomed alliance with the SDP (ask your father) in 1981 and was briefly leader of the merged Liberal Democrats before making way for Paddy Ashdown. Now in the House (THEME) Cardavers (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Steele, Barbara Born 29 December 1937  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Actress specialising in horror films. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat

Steele, Chris Born in Sunderland, England  (exact date unknown) Resident health expert on 'This Morning' since the show began in 1988. Born 1945. Coffin Fit Only Fools and Corpses

Steele, David Born 29 October 1941  (Bradeley, Stoke-on-Trent, England) English Test Cricketer Time's-2 Team

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Dr Shipman's waiting room SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS Chemo Sabee (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers

Stein, Ben Born 25 November 1944  (Washington D.C., USA) A former speechwriter for Presidents Nixon and Ford before having a different career as an actor. Best known for his monotone appearance in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right Not at All Well

Stein, Colin Born 10 May 1947  (Linlithgow, UK) Scottish Footballer who scored one of the goals when Rangers won the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup. Also played 21 times for Scotland, scoring 9 times. (THEME) They think it's all over

Steindl-Rast, David Born 12 July 1926  (Vienna, Austria) Benedictine monk known for his encouragement of interfaith dialogue. They Might All Die

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. (THEME) Dieopics Grim McGraw Zombie Dance Party (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death Stay safe friends!

Sterban, Richard Born 24 April 1943  (Camden, New Jersey, USA) Bass singer for the Country and Gospel quartet The Oak Ridge Boys. Diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2025. Ah, the ol’ team Banana's Bruises Cancel My Appointments Droller Coaster La Faucheuse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Freaky Farleys I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Life Got Cold Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Shaun of the Dead 69 Smart Beta Stiff Competition Swimming in the Death Pool Time for Me to Fly

Sterling, Donald Born 26 April 1934  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) US businessman who managed to lose the ownership of the LA Clippers after a racism scandal Deadpool Surprise Tumbling Dice You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Sterling, John Born 4 July 1938  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) American retired sportscaster, best known as the radio play-by-play announcer of the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball from 1989 to 2024. He called 5,060 consecutive Yankees games from 1989 to 2019. G-O-T-T-O-G-O!

Stevens, Connie Born 8 August 1938  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) US singer and actress whose career peaked in the late 50s and early 60s with her starring role in 'Hawaiian Eye' and her hit song "Sixteen Reasons". I used to mix her up with Connie Francis before realising Francis had the more substantive music career… (THEME) It's time to meet the music (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies Martin Scorsese’s The Departed

Stevens, John Born 21 October 1942  (Kent, England) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 2000 to 2004. (THEME) IT'S A COP-OUT 2026

Stevens, Meic Born 9 March 1942  (Solva, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Singer-songwriter of psychedelic Welsh language songs. (THEME) Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Stevens, Ray Born 24 January 1939  (Clarkdale, Georgia, USA) Comedy singer - 'Ahab The Arab', 'Everything Is Beautiful', 'Too Drunk To Fish' etc. (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers

Stevens, Shakin' Born 4 March 1948  (Ely, Cardiff, Wales) Welsh Elvis lookalike who had a string of hits in the 1980s with 'This Ole House', 'Green Door', 'Oh Julie' and others. Well respected for once attacking Richard Madeley on live TV. (THEME) Last Christmas

Stevenson, Matt Born in Ripon, England  (exact date unknown) Motorcycle road racer, 2018 Manx GP winner. You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Stewart, Alastair Born 22 June 1952  (Emsworth, Hampshire, England) Broadcaster, mostly with ITV News albeit Twitter flubs have forced him to GB News since. ..better to burn out... (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026 light and shade - could they go? Noob_to_this

Stewart, Helen Born in   (exact date unknown) Wife of Formula 1 racing legend Jackie Stewart. Bastard Must’ve Died The Choir Invisibule

Stewart, Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft DEADIES 12 Dust in the Wind (THEME) Formula Fatality I Couldn't Eat Another Bite (THEME) Jextinction Kopite Reaper Rotting Kanzlerin (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Stewart, Marcus Born 11 July 1972  (Bristol, UK) Former football player with 664 games under his belt. Suffering from Motor Nueron Disease. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts DEAD LOSS (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is

Stewart, Martha Born 3 August 1941  (Nutley, New Jersey, USA) An institution in the US, yet barely known in the UK. Broadcaster, author, businesswoman & homemaking advocate just about sums her up, but she made all the UK headlines for the wrong reasons when she was found guilty of conspiracy, obstruction of an agenc (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice

Stewart, Martyn Born 3 April 1955  (England) Nature sound recordist who has "travelled the world, microphone and recorder in hand (and insect repellent nearby)" since 1975 Ethnic Cleansing Girlfriend In A Coma GUN Fishing

Stewart, Patrick Born 13 July 1940  (Mirfield, Yorkshire, England) Distinguished actor, famed for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and Professor X in the 'X-Men' film series. Bourne to Die (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… Ken Dodds dads dog Meg-An End (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock (THEME) Thanos Snapped (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE Youthanasia

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star who pays young blondes to pretend to like him. Best-known hits include 'Maggie May', 'You Wear It Well' and the mildly sickening 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. Far superior, though, is the classic 'Stay With Me', which he co-wrote and r Meg-An End

Stilgoe, Richard Born 28 March 1943  (Camberley, Surrey, England) Musician & lyricist, who puts clever or funny wordplay into song. Often seen on 'Countdown', but used to be on 'That's Life!'. Trojan Hearse

Stills, Stephen Born 3 January 1945  (Dallas, Texas, USA) American guitarist - one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, who has had a successful solo career as well. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Sting, (wrestler) Born 20 March 1959  (Omaha, Nebraska, USA) Retired professional wrestler known for his monochrome face paint. One of the most famous wrestlers to not be associated with WWE during his prime years, only signing with them towards the end of his career. (THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026

Stocks, Anthony Date and place of birth unknown Complete monster serving a life sentence for child rape and attempted murder after throwing his rape victims brother off a cliff. Born c.1970. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Stockton, Dave Born 2 November 1941  (San Bernardino, California, USA) Fairly successful US golfer (THEME) In The Hole!

Stoller, Mike Born 13 March 1933  (Long Island, New York, USA) Songwriter of many a hit single with the late Jerry Lieber. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat Final Curtain Call Lidders Late Lamentables (THEME) Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead