Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2026: B

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B., Cardi Born 11 October 1992  (New York City, New York, USA) Former stripper who parlayed social media fame into a career as the leading female rapper of her generation. Threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj. (THEME) And That's a Rap

Babbitt, Bruce Born 27 June 1938  (Flagstaff, Arizona, USA) Governor of Arizona from 1978 to 1987. (THEME) Dying Donkeys

Babcock, Barbara Born 27 February 1937  (Fort Riley, Kansas, USA) Retired American actress, won an Emmy for her work in "Hill Street Blues" and later popped up on "Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman". (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association DEADIES 12

Bach, Barbara Born 27 August 1947  (New York, USA) Actress best known as being the Spy Who Loved Me and also Mrs Ringo Starr Bladerunner

Bachchan, Amitabh Born 11 October 1942  (Allahabad, United Provinces, British India) Massive superstar of Bollywood who the industry practically revolved around in the 70s and 80s. YOLO FC

Bachman, Randy Born 27 September 1943  (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) Guitarist for bands The Guess Who and Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Let us rock! (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Baddeley, Alan Born 23 March 1934  (Leeds, UK) Noteworthy psychologist. Famous for his research on how human memory functions.Proposed the 3 component of memory , now refined and expanded to 4 component theory. SiT Down

Baer, Jr., Max Born 4 December 1937  (Oakland, California, USA) Actor, best known as Jethro in the 1960s fish-out-of-water comedy series 'The Beverly Hillbillies'. (THEME) The Survivors

Baerbock, Annalena Born 15 December 1980  (Hanover, West Germany) German Greens politician. Rotting Kanzlerin

Baez, Joan Born 9 February 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Folk singer, recognised for her collaborations with Bob Dylan. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm  (THEME) It's time to meet the music (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death (THEME) The Dead Kennedys

Bahler, Tom Born 1 June 1943  (Inglewood, California, USA) Songwriter who wrote the song "She's Out of My Life" for Frank Sinatra that was instead recorded as an uncharacteristic ballad by Michael Jackson. (THEME) They Were the World

Bailey, Danny Born 21 May 1965  (London, England) Former footballer, mostly for the lower leagues of English footy. Has stage 4 prostate cancer. Banana's Bruises (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Summer in Transylvania

Bailey, David Born 2 January 1938  (Leytonstone, London, England) Iconic photographer who came to prominence in the "Swinging Sixties". Simply Dead

Bailey, Halle Born 27 March 2000  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Singer and actress, singing both solo and with her sister as Chloe x Halle. Known mostly in the UK for her role as Ariel in the live-action musical version of The Little Mermaid and the surrounding controversy about her not being a real mermaid or summat. (THEME) Disney Remake Roast

Bailey, Julian Born 9 October 1961  (London, England) Former Forumla 1 racing driver. Reputedly one of the many "Stigs" in 'Top Gear'. And Then There Were Less Of Them You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now

Bailey, Mike Born 27 February 1942  (Wisbech, England) Ensligh footballer for Wolverhampton. (THEME) Sudden Death

Bain, Barbara Born 13 September 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actress and ex-wife of 'Mission:Impossible' and 'Space 1999' star Martin Landau, with whom she appeared with. (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association After You, Madam  DEADIES 12 Di's Dies Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) Old Hollywood The Funeral Director 2026 (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

BAIO, Scott Born 22 September 1960  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor of 'Happy Days' and 'Bugsy Malone' fame. (THEME) sid and marty coffin

Bajrakitiyabha, Princess Born 12 July 1978  (Bangkok, Thailand) Oldest grandchild of King Bhumibol, Diplomat and Attorney Genral of Udon Thani Province. Cancel My Appointments Deadpool Surprise It's A Grim World After All Poppin' Clogs

Baker, Carroll Born 28 May 1931  (Johnstown, Pennsylvania, USA) Blonde bombshell actress in the 1950s in Hollywood before moving to Europe in the 1960s to be a horror star. (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! (THEME) Old Hollywood (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille

Baker, Colin Born 8 June 1943  (London, England) Actor who played the sixth 'Doctor Who' from 1984-86. (THEME) Dr Who's Next Eddie's Parade of Darkness and Despair Hangman's XX  (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

Baker, James Born 28 April 1930  (Houston, Texas) Former US Secretary of State. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Baker, Janet Born 21 August 1933  (Hatfield, South Yorkshire, England) English mezzo-soprano. Steadcross Slayer (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing... (THEME) There is nothing like a dame

Baker, Kenneth Born 3 November 1934  (Newport, Wales) Former Tory MP and Home Secretary. To teachers and school kids, his main legacy is "Baker days", which allow them an extra day off school. To everyone else, he's best remembered as his caricature of a snail in the satirical TV show 'Spitting Image'. Bladerunner Bourne to Die Dr Shipman's waiting room You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Baker, Tom Born 20 January 1934  (Liverpool, England) Actor who played Doctor Who from 1974-81. More recently known for his deadpan voiceovers on 'Little Britain'. Blackest Sabbath Blasphemous Rumours 'B' Worm Fodder Dai YaB'stards  Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Death Becomes Them Death Stalks United Di's Dies (THEME) Dr Who's Next eejit Final Curtain Call (THEME) Fiona's Immortals GARY GLITTER'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE Gregicide Hangman's XX Headstone Hunters  Huddled Masses Ken Dodds dads dog Living in a Box  Madame Leota's Guest List Multiple Stiffies (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang  Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' (THEME) Pantomime Pall RIP It Up and Start Again Steadcross Slayer Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Chemo Sabee (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock  Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The best of the deathlist 2055 The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury

Bakewell, Joan Born 16 April 1933  (Stockport, England) Television presenter, newsreader and interviewer. The original thinking man's crumpet. Had a long affair with the late playwright Harold Pinter. (THEME) A place in the dirt (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026 Dead Last? Dead Right! (THEME) CRT to DOA G-O-T-T-O-G-O! (THEME) Jaydead (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026 (THEME) There is nothing like a dame

Bakker, Jim Born 2 January 1940  (Muskegon, Michigan, USA) Televangelist, ex-husband of Tammy Faye, who was brought down by fraud, tax evasion, racketeering and sex scandals. Despite this, he still preaches on his own TV show. 10/10 for persistence. Bladerunner (THEME) Space Wasters

Bakshi, Ralph Born 29 November 1938  (Haifa, British Protectorate of Palestine) American director, resposible for the animated 1978 version of "Lord of the Rings" Unusual Suspects

Balcerowicz, Leszek Born 19 January 1947  (Lipno, Poland) Polish economist who, as minister of finance, turned Poland from a communist nation to a free-market economy. Also had two stints as Deputy PM. (THEME) Spoczywaj w pokoju

Baldwin, Alec Born 3 April 1958  (Massapequa, Long Island, New York, USA) Hollywood actor, whose breakthrough year was 1988, when he starred in no fewer than 5 films. Went on to appear in 'The Hunt For Red October', 'Glengarry Glen Ross' and 'Mercury Rising' among others, and was married to Kim Basinger for 8 years. His broth 5 Feet and 1 to Go Say Hi to Uncle George

Bale, Christian Born 30 January 1974  (Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Eccentric actor and star of the Batman films. (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Balerdi, Sophi Born 8 February 1998  (Miami, Florida, USA) Survivor 49 contestant. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Ball, Johnny Born 23 May 1938  (Bristol, England) Former TV presenter - Zoe's dad and hence Fatboy Slim's father-in-law. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Worm Fodder Hippoposthumous

Ball, Marcia Born 20 March 1949  (Orange, Texas, USA) Blues singer and pianist. Diagnosed with ALS in 2025. Freaky Farleys One Foot in the Gravy

Ball, Vincent Born 4 December 1923  (Wee Waa, New South Wales, Australia) Australian character actor. Bastard Must’ve Died (THEME) Beloved Farewell (THEME) Complete Phallusies Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Old as Moses Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Balladur, Edouard Born 2 May 1929  (Smyma, now Izmir, Turkey) Prime Minister of France from 1993 to 1995. (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders  Unusual Suspects (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Bamford, Anthony Born 23 October 1945  (Staffordshire, England) British billionaire and chairman of JCB. Was made a life peer in 2013 and retired from the House of Lords in 2024. (THEME) Forbes' DL

Bankman-Fried, Sam Born 6 March 1992  (Stanford, California, United States) Founder and CEO of crypto currency exchange FTX that collapsed and is now a suspected fraudster and former billionaire Song to the Siren

Banks-Smith, Nancy Born in   (exact date unknown) TV critic, mainly for the Guardian, formerly for the Sun & Daily Express. Born 1929. Diana Rots  Time's-up Team

Banner, Tommy Born in Penicuik, Midlothian, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Longest-serving member of the British Scrumpy band "The Wurzels" (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Bannister, Reggie Born 29 September 1945  (Long Beach, California, USA) American actor best known for portraying Reggie in the Phantasm series of films. Entered hospice care in early 2025. 2027? No thank you! Banana's Not Quite Ripe Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Celebration of Life's End  Do They QO? Droller Coaster Freaky Farleys I've Been Dying To Play This Jackie Treehorn Life Got Cold LL's Pool Skibidi Toilet Smart Beta The B-Team The Living End

BANNON, Steve Born 27 November 1953  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Chief strategist for President Trump. (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Barak, Ehud Born 12 February 1942  (Mishmar HaSharon kibbutz, Palestine [now Israel]) Former Prime Minister of Israel (1999-2001). Was also the former Chief of the General Staff of the IDF. (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Barbeau, Adrienne Born 11 June 1945  (Sacramento, California, USA) US actress who started as a pole dancer for the New York mafia, and then frequently crossed the revolving door between Broadway and TV (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Barber, Bob Born 26 September 1935  (Withington, Manchester, England) Cricketer who played for Cambridge University, Lancashire and Warwickshire in the 1950s and 1960s. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Barber, Tony Born 28 March 1940  (Oldham, England) Australian host of "Sale of the Century" and "Wheel of Fortune". (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right

Barclay, Frederick Hugh Born 27 October 1934  (Hammersmith, London, England) With his now deceased twin brother he owned Littlewoods, Yodel, handbag.com, Woolworths and Ladybird brands. They also owned several newspapers including the Scotsman and the Telegraph Media Group. 20 Random Guys Part 2

Bardem, Javier Born 1 March 1969  (Las Palmas, Gran Canaria, Spain) Successful actor in his native Spain, more recently in international films. (THEME) Disney Remake Roast

Barden, Leonard Born 20 August 1929  (Croydon, London, United KIngdom) this British chess player holds the record for the longest-running daily chess column by the same author Dr Shipman's waiting room Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Bardot, Mijanou Born 5 May 1938  (Paris, France) French actress, Sex Kittens Go To College. Olive Garden Invitational

Bare, Bobby Born 7 April 1935  (Ironton, Ohio, USA) Country music singer. (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS

BARENBOIM, Daniel Born 15 November 1942  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Argentine-boen Israeli conductor and pianist. (THEME) D Ceased Funeral Furore G-O-T-T-O-G-O! It's A Grim World After All Long Story Short… It's Over!

Baresi, Franco Born 8 May 1960  (Travagliato, Italy) Legendary Italian footballer, considered one of the greatest defenders of all time. Captained AC Milan for 15 seasons, winning 6 Serie A titles and 3 European cups. Also won the 1982 World Cup with Italy. Free Fallers'

Barker, Clive Born 5 October 1952  (Liverpool, England) Acclaimed horror writer whose health has been out of his own novels of late. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Barlow, Gary Born 20 January 1971  (Frodsham, England) Lead singer and songwriter for Take That. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Barlow, Thelma Born 29 June 1929  (Middlesbrough, England) Televison actress, still best known as the dithering Mavis Wilton in 'Coronation Street' despite leaving the soap in 1997. (THEME) Boddies...By 'eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal! C.A. Daber Cemetery Pool Coffin Fit  (THEME) Comedy Cremations Lard Bazaar (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille Remembered but soon gone SeasideEssexXile (THEME) Slippery Soap So Long Farewell Steadcross Slayer

Barney, Gerry Born 18 September 1939  (place of birth unknown) Graphic Designer, worked at the Design Research Unit, and came up with the British Rail Double Arrow logo. With the demise of BR, it beacme the National Rail Double Arrow. Time's-2 Team

Barney, Lem Born 8 September 1945  (Gulfport, MS, USA) Former NFL footballer (Detroit Lions), singer, sang backing vocals for Marvin Gaye, and actor. in advanced stages of dementia as of August 2023. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts (THEME) Play Ball! Stiff Competition (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Barnor, James Born 6 June 1929  (Accra, Gold Coast) Ghanaian photographer. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Barr, Roseanne Born 3 November 1952  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) American actress & comedienne, best known for her show 'Roseanne'. The Crim Weed 'Em and Reap

Barrett, John Born 17 April 1931  (Mill Hill, London, England) Tennis player and TV commentator. drunkasaskunk

Barrett, Marlyne Born 13 September 1978  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actress, played Nerese Campbell in the HBO series The Wire. Aye, they're off the fags alright

Barrie, Amanda Born 14 September 1935  (Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire,England) Actress. Was Alma Sedgewick in Coronation Street. (THEME) Final Adieu (THEME) Unpersons

Barrie, Barbara Born 23 May 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actress and author. (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! (THEME) Beloved Farewell Dead Travelers (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Barrie, Chris Born 28 March 1960  (Hannover, West Germany) British actor and comedian, best known for his voice work on Spitting Image and his roles in Red Dwarf and the Tomb Raider films. Blackest Sabbath Dead Wait Death Becomes Them The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Barrie, J. J. Born 7 July 1933  (Oshawa, Ontario, Canada) Born Barry Authors. Country music singer, best known for his sentimental 1976 UK-chart topper 'No Charge'. (THEME) #1 Hits (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Barril, Eduardo Born 7 July 1941  (Puerto Montt, Chile) Chilean actor, with film telenovela and theatre credits, also a theatre director and playwright The best of the deathlist 2055

Barry, Rick Born 28 March 1944  (Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA) Hall of Fame basketball player and NBA 75th Anniversary Team member, who led the Golden State Warriors to the 1975 NBA title and was named Finals MVP. (THEME) Passed The Rock

Barrymore, Michael Born 4 May 1952  (Bermondsey, London, England) Entertainer and game show host, born Kiernan Michael Parker. In March 2001, an unfortunate incident involving a dead homosexual in his swimming pool wrecked his career and made some DDPers feel that suicide may be on the cards. (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right (THEME) Unpersons

Barstow, Josephine Born 27 September 1940  (Sheffield, UK) Opera singer who, in her role as Salome, became probably the only Dame of the British Empire to appear onstage wearing nothing but a G-string. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Bartlett, Bonnie Born 20 June 1929  (Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, USA) American actress, mainly know for her role as Ellen Craig on St. Elsewhere (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Di's Dies Have I got Pews for you! Martin Scorsese’s The Departed

Bartlett, Roscoe Born 3 June 1926  (Moorland, Kentucky, USA) US representative for Maryland 1993-2013 (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep Not everyone who makes in to 99 makes in to 100 Time for Me to Fly

Barton, Joey Born 2 September 1982  (Merseyside, England) Footballer that is more known for his off-pitch antics, including several assault charges, than for his playing career. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Barton, Margaret Born 27 May 1926  (Finsbury Park, London, UK) Retired actress, Brief Encounter. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Bashir, Martin Born 19 January 1963  (London, England) Slimy, arrogant television journalist, best remembered for his Panorama interview with Princess Diana in 1995. BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

basil, toni Born 22 September 1943  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Singer-songwriter, most famous for her 1981 Number One hit 'Mickey'. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL

Basilashvili, Oleg Born 26 September 1934  (Moscow, Russia) A prolific Russian actor on both stage and screen. Having watched a few dozen movies that he starred in, I still cannot understand a word he says. (THEME) Russian Box Players

Basile, Alfio Born 1 November 1943  (Bahía Blanca, Argentina) Blue label-loving former footballer-turned-manager. Won 4 titles as manager of Argentina and managed both Maradona and Messi! (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Baskin, Carole Born 6 June 1961  (Bexar County, Texas, USA) CEO of Big Cat Rescue, made famous by Tiger King. A Spot of Death

Bass, William M. Born 30 August 1928  (Staunton, Virginia, USA) American forensic anthropologist, best known for his research on human osteology (that is bones to the likes of you and me) and human decomposition (NICE!!!!). I think we should invite him to participate in our game. Doge Team

Bassett, Dave Born 4 September 1944  (Stanmore, England) Football manager who managed over 1,000 games. Took Wimbledon from the fourth division to the top flight in 5 years and got Sheffield United promoted 2 consecutive times. (THEME) Alright Dave

Bassey, Shirley Born 8 January 1937  (Cardiff, Wales) Singer who had several hits in the 1950s and '60s, as well as singing the theme tunes to 3 James Bond films. Had a minor comeback in the late '90s as an ironic cult heroine. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey  (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Fox B (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna (THEME) It's time to meet the music (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall (THEME) There is nothing like a dame

Bastian, Ali Born 27 February 1982  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) English actress appearing on "Hollyoaks", "The Bill "and "Doctors." Diana Rots

Batchelor, Erica Born 10 August 1933  (Poole, England) British figure skater. Won bronze at the 1954 World Figure Skating Championship. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Bates, Kathy Born 28 June 1948  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Oscar-winning actress known for the parts of quirky and quite often dangerous women she has played on screen. Down Under Death Merchants Dying to Win

Bates, Ken Born 4 December 1931  (Ealing, London, England) Outspoken football chairman, formerly of Chelsea, now with Leeds United. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Coffin Fit (THEME) Nature's Way Grief Hijackers

Bates, Simon Born 17 December 1947  (Birmingham, England) Quintessentially smooth disc jockey for Radio 1 from 1977-1993. The Choir Invisibule

Bates, Stanley Born 8 October 1942  (London, England) English actor who portrayed Bungle in Rainbow from 1973 to 1989. Had a road rage incident in 2000. Bucket O'Hare

Battista Re, Giovanni Born 30 January 1934  (Borno, Italy) Italian cardinal who led the conclave that elected Pope Francis, as well as the funeral of the previously mentioned Pope. Dead Travelers

Bauchau, Patrick Born 6 December 1938  (Brussels, Belgium) Film actor who started off as a French New Wave figure before becoming better known for roles such as one of the baddies in 'A View to a Kill'. Was one of the actors considered for Jean-Luc Picard in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Bauer, Cate Born 27 August 1922  (London, England) Actress who voiced the character of Perdita in 'One Hundred and One Dalmatians'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Bautista, Dave Born 18 January 1969  (Washington, D.C., U.S.) Batista. Famed WWE wrestler turned movie star. Kinda like The Rock but more talented. (THEME) Alright Dave (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Baxter, Meredith Born 21 June 1947  (South Pasadena, California, USA) Actress known as the eldest daughter in 'Family' and as the mum in 'Family Ties'. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Baye, Getnet Born in Ethiopia  (exact date unknown) Monster who raped and murdered a seven year old-girl. Year of birth unknown. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Baye, Nathalie Born 6 July 1948  (Mainneville, France) Acclaimed French actress who has won 4 César awards, married Johnny Hallyday and was named chevalier of the Legion of Honour. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Bayer Sager, Carole Born 8 March 1944  (New York City, New York, USA) American songwriter. Wrote "Groovy Kind of Love", "Arthur's Theme", "That's What Friends Are For" and more. Won an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a Grammy, etc. As you can see, a very accomplished lady. Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Bayly, Lorraine Born 16 January 1937  (Narrandera, NSW, Australia) Actress who began as a child, and appeared in just about every medium, played matriarch Grace Sullivan in 594 episodes of The Sullivans. (THEME) Gone and Away

Beacham, Stephanie Born 28 February 1947  (Barnet, Hertfordshire, England) English actress. (THEME) Unpersons

Beagle, Peter S. Born 20 April 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) Fantasy novelist best known for 'The Last Unicorn'. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Beale, Simon Russell Born 12 January 1961  (Penang, Malaysia) One of England's leading stage actors, often turns up on TV and film if there's anything Shakespeare-y going on. (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Beamon, Bob Born 29 August 1949  (Queens, New York, USA) Renowned long-jumper who held the world record of 8.90 metres for an astonishing 23 years. Set at the 1968 Mexico Olympics, it's still the Olympic record, over 55 years later. He's also a hip-hop (I thought that was a different event) jazz percussionist. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES

Bean, Sean Born 17 April 1959  (Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) Actor, often used to great effect to add a bit o' nurthern grit to films such as 'Lord of the Rings' and the cult TV hit 'Game of Thrones'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Beard, Frank Born 11 June 1949  (Frankston, Texas, USA) Drummer and non-bearded member of blues-rock group ZZ Top. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Beatty, Warren Born 30 March 1937  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) US actor, lothario in his early days, now tamed by wife Annette Bening. Brother of Shirley MacLaine, ex-boyfriend of most of the celebrity female world. Where's My Damn List?

Beaumont, Bill Born 9 March 1952  (Chorley, Lancashire, England) Former rugby union player, turned broadcaster of rather dour persona. Later on TV as a captain on 'A Question of Sport'. More recently works as a rugby pundit. (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Beaumont, Kathryn Born 27 June 1938  (London, England) Actress who was the voice of Alice in Disney's 'Alice in Wonderland'. (THEME) Beloved Farewell (THEME) I Hear Voices

Bedi, Kabir Born 16 January 1946  (Punjab, India) Indian actor who starred in both Bollywood and western films. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Begley Jr., Ed Born 16 September 1949  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Second-generation actor and environmental activist, a key member of the Christopher Guest mockumentary regulars. Just One More Death

Behar, Joy Born 7 October 1942  (New York, New York, USA) Actress and TV host best known as her off 'The View'. (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Behn, Peter Born 4 July 1934  (San Francisco, California, USA) Actor - the voice of Thumper in 'Bambi'. Ambulance chaser (THEME) I Hear Voices

Beiser, Trude Born 2 September 1927  (Vorarlberg, Austria) Austrian alpine skier who won 3 Olympic medals, with 2 being gold. Oscar The Beast

Belden, Brace Born 13 October 1989  (San Francisco, California, USA) American podcaster and co-host of the left-wing TrueAnon podcast, who previously volunteered with Kurdish forces fighting ISIS during the Syrian Civil War. (THEME) LW's Protesticles

Bell, Archie Born 9 January 1944  (Henderson, Texas, USA) Frontman of funk pioneers Archie Bell & the Drells. (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Bell, Colin S. Born in United Kingdom  (exact date unknown) RAF WW2 fighter pilot and Distinguished Flying Cross recipient, born 1920/1921. Crofty's Coffin Crew

Bell, Le'Veon Born 18 February 1992  (Reynoldsburg, Ohio, USA) US football player. (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Bell, Madeline Born 23 July 1942  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) American soul singer who prospered best in the UK as part of Blue Mink. Most Unique Picks 2026

Bell, Martin Born 31 August 1938  (Redisham, UK) "The Man In The White Suit" - former war correspondant who became an anti-corruption campaigner and MP in 1997. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill

Bell, Michael Born 30 July 1938  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Veteran voice actor. Voiced a menagerie of Smurfs and Transformers in the 80s, come the 90s he voiced three 'Rugrats' dads (nerdy Chaz Finster, swell Drew Pickles, and folksy Boris Kropotkin). (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Bell, Robert "Kool" Born 8 October 1950  (Youngstown, Ohio, USA) Of Kool & the Gang fame. How long will he be celebrating? (THEME) last ones alive 2026

Bell, Tobin Born 7 August 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) American B-list actor who got his big breakthrough as Jugsaw in the immensely popular Saw horror movie franchise 20 Random Guys Part 1

Bellamy, George Born 10 August 1941  (Sunderland, England) Guitarist with Joe Meek outfit the Tornados, best known for their space pop smash "Telstar". Also father to Muse frontman Matt. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Bellfield, Levi Born 17 May 1968  (London, England) Scumbag serial killer, convicted for three murders. Incidentially, the was the last of these, of the teenage Milly Dowler which unwittingly opened up the phone hacking scandal in 2011. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Bellingham, Jude Born 29 June 2003  (Stourbridge, England) Current England star footballer, the hope of England supporters to finally bring football home (he won't). Currently plays for Real Madrid and finished third on the Ballon d'Or rankings in 2024. OnlyFranz

Bellisario, Donald P. Born 8 August 1935  (Cokeburg, Pennsylvania, USA) TV producer who created 'Magnum, P.I.', 'Airwolf', and 'Quantum Leap'. SiT Down Tumbling Dice

Ben, Jorge Born 22 March 1942  (Rio, Brazil) Leading Brazilian musician, famously ripped off by Rod Stewart for "D'Ya Think I'm Sexy". (THEME) Musical chairs (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Bendall, Damien Born in Swindon, England  (exact date unknown) Murderer who killed his partner, her kids and a friend of their children. Currently serving five whole-life sentences. Born c. 1990 (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Benedict, Dirk Born 1 March 1945  (Helena, Montana, USA) Actor, best known as part of the famous 'A-Team' as Templeton "Face" Peck. Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 (THEME) Unpersons

Benet, Vicki Born 17 March 1930  (Paris, France) French actress, played "Frenchie" in the Jerry Lewis flick The Ladies Man. Tragic, our Maurice!

Beng Seng, Ong Born in Teluk Anson, Malaysia  (exact date unknown) Malaysian billionaire who founded Hotel Properties Limited and brought Formula One to Singapore. Was arrested for abetting the obstruction of justice but avoided jail due to having advanced multiple myeloma. Born January 1946. (THEME) Forbes' DL

Benitez, Wilfred Born 12 September 1958  (New York City, New York, USA) Former boxer, a welterweight. (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United

Benjamin, Carl Born 1 September 1979  (Swindon, England) British right-wing Youtuber and political commentator better known online as Sargon of Akkad. (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Benjamin, Richard Born 22 May 1938  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor in films & TV. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Bennett, Alan Born 9 May 1934  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Lugubrious playwright. Bourne to Die  Computerized Equipment Partridge As Reaper

Bennett, Brian Born 9 February 1940  (Palmers Green, UK) Drummer for the Shadows, also composed the theme music for "Birds of a Feather". (THEME) Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer

Bennett, Leeman Born 20 June 1938  (Paducah, Kentucky, USA) US football player. (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Benson, George Born 22 March 1943  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Talented jazz guitarist and R&B singer-songwriter. (THEME) Nice!

Benson, Harry Born 2 December 1929  (Glasgow, Scotland) Internationally renowned Scottish photographer who photographed The Beatles in particular (THEME) Jocks Away (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Benton, Joe Born 28 September 1933  (Bootle, England) Labour MP for Bootle from 1990 to 2015. (THEME) Jaydead

Ben-Victor, Paul Born 24 July 1965  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Character actor best known for playing Spiros "Vondas" Vondopoulos in the HBO drama series The Wire. (THEME) Cadaverous Mofos

Berbie, Jane Born 6 May 1931  (Villefranche-de-Lauragais, France) French mezzo-soprano (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Berenger, Tom Born 31 May 1949  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Oscar-nominated American actor, best known for his portrayal of Sergeant Bob Barnes in Platoon. Doge Team

Beresford, Bruce Born 16 August 1940  (Paddington, Australia) Film director, most famously for 1989 cringefest "Driving Miss Daisy". The Deadest Of The Dead

Berg, Sylvia Born 16 June 1918  (Faroe Islands) The oldest living person from the Faroe Islands. (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!

Berger-Volle, Melanie Born 8 October 1921  (Vienna, Austria) Austrian-born French resistance fighter. At age 102, she carried the Olympic torch in St. Étienne for the 2024 Paris Games. (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!

Berkoff, Steven Born 3 August 1937  (London, England) Acclaimed stage and film actor with the recognisable mole on his forehead. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Berkowitz, David Born 1 June 1953  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American serial killer, currently serving a long jail term for his crimes. (THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves (THEME) Miscreants

Bernardini, Micheline Born 1 December 1927  (Colmar, France) French model who demonstrated the first ever bikini back in 1946. 20 Random Guys Part 2

Bernstein, Carl Born 14 February 1944  (Washington DC, USA) With Bob Woodward, one of the Washington Post investigative journalists who followed the money to eventually topple Nixon. Later married Nora Ephron. (THEME) Dieopics

Berri, Nabih Born 28 January 1938  (Bo, British Sierra Leone) Veteran Lebanese politician who has served as Speaker of Parliament since 1992. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep

Berry, Dave Born 6 February 1941  (Beighton, Sheffield, England) British pop singer and teen idol of the 1960s. (THEME) D Ceased

Berry, Halle Born 14 August 1966  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Film actress & former model who has appeared & acted well in some excellent movies but will also be remembered for her awful performance in the god-awful 'Catwoman'. (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

Berry, Mary Born 24 March 1935  (Bath, England) Food writer and television chef, whose career has had a second wind thanks to the success of 'The Great British Bake Off'. Meg-An End Murder She Wrote (THEME) There is nothing like a dame Youthanasia

Berry, Raymond Born 27 February 1933  (Corpus Christi, TX, USA) NFL footballer for the Baltimore Colts, formed a formidable partnership as receiver to QB Johnny Unitas. Post-playing career he became a coach, having the position of receiving coach for 6 teams before becoming head coach of the New England patriots, then (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Best, Pete Born 24 November 1941  (Madras, India) Member of The Beatles from 1959-62, when he was fired and replaced by Ringo Starr, who, unlikely though it may seem, was considered a better drummer than him. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Dead Is Dead (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky (THEME) Musical chairs

Bevan, Bev Born 25 September 1944  (Birmingham, UK) Original drummer for both The Move and ELO. Inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with the latter. (THEME) Gris Gris (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Bhagwati, Jagdish Born 26 July 1934  (Bombay, British India) Indian-American economist. Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Bhosle, Asha Born 8 September 1933  (Sangli, India) Indian singer and actress. (THEME) Perfect 10

Bialiatski, Ales Born 25 September 1962  (Vyartsilya, Karelian ASSR, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union) Belarusian pro-democract activist awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2022. Diana Rots

Bianchi, Daniela Born 31 January 1942  (Rome, Italy) Actress who played Bond girl Tatiana Romanova in 'From Russia with Love'. After You, Madam

Bibi, Michael Born 23 June 1990  (London, England) Upstart underground DJ and producer who was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2023. Weakend at Bernies

Biden, Hunter Born 4 February 1970  (Wilmington, Delaware, USA) Son of Presidential hopeful Joe, whose holiday trips to the Ukraine had Donald Trump very excited last year. Not at All Well

Biden, Jill Born 3 June 1951  (Hammonton, New Jersey, USA) Wife of that one guy who says "malarkey" all the time. (THEME) MAGA Hit List The best of the deathlist 2055

Biden, Joe Born 20 November 1942  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) The current President of the USA. Actually that's just wishful thinking. He was the last President before it all went to shit. 2026 Not in the Mix And they all died ARSE-IN-HOLE (THEME) Beloved Farewell Bladerunner C.A. Daber Celebration of Life's End Cemetery Pool Crazy Canuck Crofty's Coffin Crew Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Deader than a Dead Thing DEADIES 12 Dead Last? Dead Right!  Death Nebula 3000 Death Becomes Them Death Can Be Funny Departures Board DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL Dropping Like Flies drunkasaskunk (THEME) Dying Donkeys eejit Skate Dumpers Expiry Date - 2026 Exu's Exiteers Falling Off The Perch Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 Freaky Farleys Gipton Undertakers From Here to Eternity Headstone Hunters Heaven Can't Wait (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt I'll sleep when you're dead I Told You I Was Ill It's Time To Say Goodbye I've Been Dying To Play This Jackie Treehorn (THEME) Jaydead Jellydead (THEME) Jextinction VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! JoeRam Kopite Reaper La Cadaver light and shade - could they go? Lord Football's Lot (THEME) MAGA Hit List No Fixed Abode Mass Hole Cemetery Morrigan Multiple Stiffies Neither There Nor Thereabouts Nicole's Shaved Cat Grief Hijackers Not at All Well (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) People I Think Might Die In 2026 United Permanent Kip 2026 Powder Picks Em Off Puzlman's Passing Picks Rotting Kanzlerin (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife SAMSONS AND DELILAHS (THEME) Sickly Senators So Long Farewell  SQUONK'S SQUAD STAB IN THE DARK (THEME) State Funeral Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The End of the World As We Know It The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul the new team The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu Weed 'Em and Reap YOLO FC You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now Young and Old

Bieber, Hailey Born 22 November 1996  (Tucson, Arizona, USA) American model married to Justin Bieber, former Baldwin. (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Bieber, Justin Born 1 March 1994  (London, Ontario, Canada) Canadian pop singer and teen idol. (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice Murder She Wrote Noz4news Say Hi to Uncle George (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?  Wot The Deuce

Bietry, Charles Born 5 November 1943  (Rennes, France) Former journalist who became head of sports for Canal+ and BeIN Sports. Has ALS and is said he will utilise assisted suicide at end-of-life. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Biggins, Christopher Born 16 December 1948  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Outrageously camp comic actor, TV presenter and pantomime star. Ken Dodds dads dog (THEME) Last Show Before Bedtime

Bilardo, Carlos Born 16 March 1938  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football manager who won the 1986 World Cup with Argentina. (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Bilbow, Tony Born 17 April 1928  (Burnham, Buckinghamshire, England) Interviewer and presenter of the BBC's "Late Night Line-Up." Bastard Must’ve Died

Billings, Earl Born 4 July 1945  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) American actor best known for playing Rob, the restaurant owner in 70s sitcom What's Happening!! Most Unique Picks 2026

Billingslea, Joe Born 14 November 1937  (Hamtramck, Michigan, USA) Singer with 1960s soul group The Contours. (THEME) Made In Detroit

Billingsley, Jake Born 21 August 1941  (McKinney, Texas, USA) Survivor: Thailand contestant. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Bilton, Tim Born in England  (exact date unknown) Former TV Chef. Dead Ends Skate Dumpers Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead Funeral Holmes Jellydead Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill They're Loving Angels Instead LW's Czech Out Neither There Nor Thereabouts Puzlman's Passing Picks

Bin Salman, Mohammed Born 31 August 1985  (Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) "Moderniser" Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia behind the country's Vision 2030 program. This seems to mainly consist of locking up anyone who disagrees with him and bombing Yemen back into the stone age, but letting women drive so it's OK. No Fixed Abode

Bingham, Walter Born in Karlsruhe, Germany  (exact date unknown) British-Israeli journalist who went from being a kindertransport child in 1939 to taking part in the D-Day landings five years later. Also the oldest known man to have completed a skydive. Worm Fodder

Bird, Larry Born 7 December 1956  (West Baden, Indiana, USA) NBA-player for the Boston Celtics and coach for the Indiana Pacers. (THEME) Passed The Rock

Birdsong, Cindy Born 15 December 1939  (Mount Holly Township, New Jersey, USA) Singer with the Supremes and with Patti LaBelle and the Blue Belles. Ah, the ol’ team (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife Dead Ringers Diego (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Exu's Exiteers Faster Than A Dead Horse Imelda's Terrahawks Long Story Short… It's Over! (THEME) LW's Latest Hit Madonna's Hand Of Bod One Eyed Jacks (THEME) Pennsylvania's Pushing Daisies (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers Swimming in the Death Pool The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad They Might All Die Thomas Jefferson Survives Zipline

Birt, John Born 10 December 1944  (Liverpool, England) Dalek who was BBC Director-General during the 1990s. Bourne to Die

Bishop, John Born 30 November 1966  (Liverpool, England) Semi-pro footballer-turned-comedian-turned-Doctor Who companion with a strong Scouse accent. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Biya, Paul Born 13 February 1933  (Mvomeka, Cameroon) President of Cameroon since 1982. Dust in the Wind (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians Remembered but soon gone  (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) State Funeral

Bjelland, Kat Born 9 December 1963  (Salem, Oregon, USA) Frontwoman of all-female alternative rock/grunge group Babes in Toyland. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Black, Leon Born 31 July 1951  (New York City, New York, USA) American billionaire who co-founded Apollo Global Management and former chairman of the MoMA. Resigned after a revelation that he paid millions to Jeffrey Epstein. (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

black, tori Born 26 August 1988  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Pornographic actress, born Michelle Chapman. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Blackburn, Tony Born 29 January 1943  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Made a promising start to his career, joining offshore pirate station Radio Caroline in 1964 as Britain's youngest radio DJ, and in 1967 presented the first-ever show on Radio 1. However, he soon descended into the cheesy world of easy listening and pain (THEME) A place in the dirt The Choir Invisibule

Blackmore, Ritchie Born 14 April 1945  (Weston-super-Mare, England) Guitarist with heavy rock legends Deep Purple. (THEME) Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0 Noz4news

Blackwell, Chris Born 22 June 1937  (Westminster, London, England) Record producer and founder of Island Records. Stay safe friends!

Blaha, John E. Born 26 August 1942  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) NASA astronaut. Was unable to vote in the 1996 US presidential election because he was in space for the entire voting period. (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries

Blair, Selma Born 23 June 1972  (Southfield, Michigan, USA) Brunette actress who played second fiddle to the blonde lead in every movie 1997 to 2003 (Cruel Intentions, The Sweetest Thing, Legally Blonde). 5 Feet and 1 to Go And they all died Dying to Win Say Hi to Uncle George The Spanners

Blair, Tony Born 6 May 1953  (Edinburgh, Scotland) MP for Sedgefield, County Durham since 1983, elected Labour leader in 1994 and Prime Minister in 1997. Not a popular DDP pick, as he's youngish and apparently in good health, but maybe he'll die of embarrassment if Cherie decides to sing in public again. Croak It like a frog Rotting Kanzlerin

Blake, Howard Born 28 October 1938  (London, England) Composer noted for the soundtrack to 'The Snowman'. Time for Me to Fly

Blake, Peter Born 25 June 1932  (Dartford, Kent, England) Pop artist, best known for his design of the 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' album for the Beatles in 1967, for which he was paid £200. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation Simply Dead

Blake, Quentin Born 16 December 1932  (Sidcup, Kent, England) Illustrator, often in conjunction with legendary children's author Roald Dahl. Blasphemous Rumours 'A' Funeral Furore Stay safe friends!

Blakiston, Caroline Born 3 February 1933  (London, England) Actress best recognised as Rebel Alliance leader Mon Mothma in 'Return of the Jedi'. (THEME) Beloved Farewell

Blanc, Erika Born 23 July 1942  (Gargnano, Italy) Italian actress who was Emmanuelle in Io, Emmanuelle (THEME) Perfect 10

Blanc, Noel Born 19 October 1938  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Voice artist who took over voicing cartoons from his father Mel when the latter died in 1989. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy (THEME) I Hear Voices

blanchard, tully Born 22 January 1954  (Calgary, Canada) American-Canadian professional wrestler and manager. He is best known for his appearances with Jim Crockett Promotions and the World Wrestling Federation in the mid-to-late 1980s as a member of The Four Horsemen and The Brain Busters (THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026

Blankenship, Don Born 14 March 1950  (Stopover, Kentucky, USA) Former CEO of coal company Massey Energy. Served one year in prison for conspiring to violate mine safety standards following a mine explosion that killed 29 workers. Ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate twice. (THEME) Space Wasters

Blatter, Sepp Born 10 March 1936  (Visp, Canton Valais, Switzerland) Slippery president of world football body FIFA since 1998. Bladerunner Blasphemous Rumours 'A' (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt Kopite Reaper Turned out nice again Wanted Dead, Not Alive

Blessed, Brian Born 9 October 1937  (Mexborough, Yorkshire, England) Large, bearded actor whose presence and booming voice has landed him parts in everything from Shakespeare adaptations to Robin Hood to 'Star Wars'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association (THEME) Beloved Farewell Blasphemous Rumours 'B' (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt (THEME) If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… Noob_to_this (THEME) Pantomime Pall

Blinco, Maggie Date and place of birth unknown Actress known for Crocodile Dundee (1986), Crocodile Dundee II (1988) and The Nightingale (2018), born 1934 (THEME) Beloved Farewell

Blix, Hans Born 28 June 1928  (Uppsala, Sweden) UN Weapons Inspector, former Swedish Foreign Minister. Got in trouble for not finding any weapons of mass destruction, which was a bit harsh, because there never were any. 100 Bodies in a Day Aye, they're off the fags alright Computerized Equipment Feng Shui Pig NoSoup4U!

Block, John R. Born 15 February 1935  (Galesburg, Illinois, USA) Former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, during the Reagan administration (THEME) Illinoying

Block, Joshua Born 7 August 2001  (New York, NY, USA) TikTok star known as "World of T-Shirts", which certainly doesn't seem like a particularly interesting world The Death Toll is Catastrophic

Blofeld, Henry Born 23 September 1939  (Hoveton, Norfolk, England) BBC Radio 4 cricket commentator. His father went to school with Ian Fleming, who borrowed his surname for James Bond's long-time nemesis, Ernst Stavro. Coffin Fit (THEME) CRT to DOA (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Blomstedt, Herbert Born 11 July 1927  (Springfield MA, USA) Orchestral conductor, once of the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. A Seventh-day Adventist favoured Austrian & German composers and championed Scandinavians (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

Bloodvessel, Buster Born 6 September 1958  (Hackney, London, England) Formerly 30-stone (420 lb) front man of ska group Bad Manners. Collapsed and almost died during a gig in Italy in 2001, since when he is reputed to have lost a lot of weight. His real name is Douglas Trendle. Multiple Stiffies One Foot in the Gravy The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Bloodworth-Thomason, Linda Born 15 April 1947  (Poplar Bluff, Missouri, USA) Writer, mainly of TV shows (some MASH, Rhoda, Desihning Women), and novelist. Friend of the Clintons. Dust in the Wind

Bloom, Claire Born 15 February 1931  (London, England) Actress known for her costumed roles in film. (THEME) Beloved Farewell I Couldn't Eat Another Bite (THEME) Nature's Way (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille

Blossom, Blake Born 14 February 2000  (Arizona, USA) Porn actress. Winner of the prestigious and world-renowned Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene award... apparently. (THEME) Scrubber Out

Blue, Bonnie Born 14 May 1999  (Stapleford, England) Online content creator known for porking 1,000 men in a day. Dying to Win

Bluford, Guion Born 22 November 1942  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) American astronaut and first African American in space. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Blume, Judy Born 12 February 1938  (Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA) Award-winning author of novels aimed at young adults. (THEME) Jaydead

Blumenthal, Ella Born 25 July 1921  (Warsaw, Poland) Holocaust survivor and participant of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!

Blumenthal, W. Michael Born 3 January 1926  (Oranienburg, Brandenburg, Weimar Republic) US Secretary of the Treasury during the Carter administration. (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Not everyone who makes in to 99 makes in to 100 (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

BLUNSTONE, FRANK Born 17 October 1934  (Crewe, England) English footballer. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS (THEME) Oldest living footballers Puzlman's Passing Picks (THEME) Sudden Death

Blunts, Dave Born 1 July 2001  (Salt Lake City, UT, USA) Rapper with a TikTok channel who got famous for using an oxygen tank while performing (THEME) D Ceased (THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves  Free Fallers' Life Got Cold the old lady Vegas Vultures

bluth, don Born 13 September 1937  (El Paso, Texas, USA) US director and animator who challanged the Disney monopoly in the 1980s Touch of Grey

Bly, John Born 27 May 1939  (Tring, England) Antiques dealer, a long-time expert on the BBC program Antiques Roadshow. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Blyth, Ann Born 16 August 1928  (Mount Kisco, New York, USA) Hollywood actress who was nominated for an Academy award for Best Supporting Actress in 1945 for the film 'Mildred Pierce'. After You, Madam (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! DEADIES 12 I Couldn't Eat Another Bite (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour (THEME) Old Hollywood (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Boardman, Stan Born 7 December 1937  (Liverpool, England) Liverpool comic who once got into trouble on live TV for an innocous joke about German Fokker aircraft. (THEME) Laugh until… 2026 (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Bob, Jim Born in 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill  (exact date unknown) The singer from Carter USM (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES

Bobbitt, John Wayne Born in USA  (exact date unknown) Petty criminal and wifebeater who will forever be known as the receiving end of a certain choppy incident in the 90s, though his attempts to stay relevant off the incident (such as acting in porn film 'Frankenpenis') failed miserably. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Boddington, Karen Born in England  (exact date unknown) English-born Aussie singer who sang the original version of the Home and Away theme song with Mark Williams. Born in June 1967. Apricot Crumble

Boguslavskaya, Zoya Born 16 April 1924  (Moscow, Soviet Union) Prominent Russian writer. (THEME) Beloved Farewell

Boguslawski, Andrzej Born 1 December 1931  (Warsaw, Poland) Polish linguist, an expert on the Russian language. Was interned during that country's martial law. (THEME) Spoczywaj w pokoju

Bolam, James Born 16 June 1935  (Sunderland, England) Charismatic actor, comfortable in both comedy and drama. Known for his roles in 'The Likely Lads', 'When the Boat Comes In, 'The Beiderbecke Affair' and more recently 'New Tricks'. (THEME) Comedy Cremations Down Under the Daisies  (THEME) Jaydead RIPe and near Alive (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Bolland, Rob Born 17 April 1955  (Port Elizabeth, South Africa) Half of a Dutch brother producer duo who whoa-oh-oh-orked with Falco on "Rock Me Amadeus". I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is

Bollner, Michael Born 14 September 1958  (Munich, Germany) Former child actor whose one film role was as Augustus Gloop in the 1971 film Willy Wonka & The Chocolate factory Most Unique Picks 2026

Bolsonaro, Jair Born 21 March 1955  (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Conservative/populist politician who seems torn between being Brazil's Donald Trump and its Rodrigo Duterte. Wants to fuck Ellen Page. (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Bolton, Michael Born 26 February 1953  (New haven, Connecticut, USA) Magestically mullet-haired singer. 2027? No thank you! (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' And Then There Were Less Of Them (THEME) A place in the dirt ARSE-IN-HOLE Banana's Peel Slippers (THEME) Beloved Farewell Blackest Sabbath Bootleg Boat B-team (THEME) Broken Records Casket Ready I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? Dead Ringers Dead Wait Death Becomes Them (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Deceased Hose Droller Coaster eejit Skate Dumpers Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2026 Faster Than A Dead Horse La Faucheuse Free Fallers' GARY GLITTER'S BABY-SITTING SERVICE (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky GUN Fishing Sorry For Your Trouble I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Jackie Treehorn JoeRam They're Loving Angels Instead Life Got Cold (THEME) LW's Latest Hit Weakend at Bernies Martin Scorsese’s The Departed The Misers Moldy Oldies Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Slaughter (THEME) Musical chairs (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 Newlydeads Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia Not at All Well Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Peter Falk's Friends Plausible Passings of 2026 Poppin' Clogs Pretty Noose Remembered but soon gone Shaun of the Dead 69 SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH Shovelful of Dirt Simply Dead Skibidi Toilet Southerners Stiffs SQUONK'S SQUAD Stone Dead Cert (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers Summer in Transylvania Tentoesup The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Death Toll is Catastrophic The End of the World As We Know It The Living End the new team Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper Youthanasia Zipline

Bond, Ruskin Born 19 May 1934  (Kasauli, British India) Indian writer who usually writes about life in the Himalayas. Awarded with several of India's top civilian and literary awards. (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food (THEME) Foreword by The Grim Reaper

Bonds, Gary U.S. Born 6 June 1939  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Rock singer who danced 'til quarter to three in the 60s with the help of Daddy G, and enjoyed an 80s comeback with the help of Bruce Springsteen. (THEME) Cardavers (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Boneham, Rupert Born 27 January 1964  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Survivor' fan favourite who later ran for governor of Indiana as a Libertarian, needless to say to no avail. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Boner, Bill Born 14 February 1945  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Former Democratic mayor of Nashville and representative with a funny surname. (THEME) Complete Phallusies

Bonerz, Peter Born 6 August 1938  (Portsmouth, New Hampshire, USA) US actor who moved into directing, Police Academy 6 for example…. (THEME) Complete Phallusies (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Bongo Ondimba, Ali Born 9 February 1959  (Brazzaville, Congo-Brazzaville) No, not the beloved TV magician of the 70s and 80s, but rather the president of Gabon since 2009. Rumoured to be in very ill health at the start of 2019 and some forces in the country look eager to help him on his way out… Finbarr Returns from the Dead

Bonington, Chris Born 6 August 1934  (London, England) Prolific mountain climber who scaled the north face of the Eiger in 1962. 20 Random Guys Part 2 Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Bonino, Emma Born 9 March 1948  (Bra, Italy) Liberal, Pro European politician.Formerly an Italian senator and EU commisioner for health and consumer protection..Leader of the More Europe Party.considered a social radical. The Living End

Bonynge, Richard Born 29 September 1930  (Sydney, NSW, Australia) Australian conductor and widower of Dame Joan Sutherland. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Booh-Booh, Jacques-Roger Born 5 February 1938  (Manak, Cameroon) Camaroon Minister of External Relations (1988-1992) and somewhat responsible for the Rwandan Genocide due to malfeasance of office. (THEME) Gris Gris

Boone, Pat Born 1 June 1934  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Crooner, most successful with ballads and blues. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) CLOG POPPERS (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers Tumbling Dice

Boorman, John Born 18 January 1933  (Shepperton, Surrey, England) Film director, noted for such films as 'Deliverance', 'Excalibur' and 'Zardoz'. Couldn't Think of a Team Name Bucket Of Blood (THEME) Jextinction

Booth, Connie Born 31 January 1944  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Actress and writer-turned psychotherapist. Famously co-wrote 'Fawlty Towers' with her then husband John Cleese. Down Under the Daisies (THEME) Laugh until… 2026

Boothroyd, Aidy Born 8 February 1971  (Eccleshill, England) Football manager who coached England's U21 and took Watford to the Prem in 2006. Diagnosed with Parkinson's in 2021 but revealed it in 2025. (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers

Boozer, Young Born 23 November 1948  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) On-and-off Treasurer of Alabama destined to have a drunk driving scandal in his future. (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Border, Allan Born 27 July 1955  (Cremorne, New South Wales, Australia) Australian ICC Hall of Fame cricketer and former national team captain, now commetator. Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Borg, Björn Born 6 June 1956  (Stockholm, Sweden) Legendary tennis star of the 1970s. Winner of the Wimbldon Men's singles title on five consecutive occasions from 1976-1980. His rivalry with John McEnroe was the stuff of sporting legend. Graceful Deaths Long Story Short… It's Over! Lord Football's Lot (THEME) Play Ball!

Boross, Peter Born 27 August 1928  (Nagybajom, Hungary) Hungarian politician who served as PM from December 1993 to July 1994. (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians Peter Falk's Friends

Boroujerdi, Hossein Born in Qom, Iran  (exact date unknown) Iranian Muslim cleric who advocates the separation of religion and the state. Arrested in 2006. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Boschero, Dominique Born 27 April 1937  (Paris, France) French-Italian film actress. (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Boschwitz, Rudy Born 7 November 1930  (Berlin, Germany) A refugee from Nazi Germany, he grew up in Minnesota, establishing a successful business before becoming a Senator (1978-91) . Appointed as ambassador to the UNHCR in 2005. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) (THEME) Sickly Senators

Boston, Billy Born 6 August 1934  (Tiger Bay, Wales) Legendary rugby league player. Down Under the Daisies (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna Windsor the Troll

Boswell, Ron  Born 12 September 1940  (Perth, Australia) Died 6 January 2026  () Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Queensland Senator from 1983 to 2014. Alternative Observations 2026

Botham, Ian Born 24 November 1955  (Heswall, England) Cricketer Theresa May claimed was just like her. An overrated non-team player prone to huffs and screw ups? Neither There Nor Thereabouts SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH

BOTTOMLEY, Peter Born 30 July 1944  (Newport, Shropshire, England) Maverick conservative MP whose been largely on the backbenches since 1975. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic

Bouin, Seb Born 7 April 1993  (Draguignan, France) French rock climber, regarded as one of the world's best. One of the only climbers to have created a 9c route (the highest difficulty in rock climbing). (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Bourke, Anthony "Ace" Date and place of birth unknown Infamous co-owner of Christian the lion. Diana Rots

Bourne, James Born 13 September 1983  (Rochford, England) English musician for pop-punk band Busted. Had 4 UK number one hits. Blasphemous Rumours 'B'  Dead Wait The B-Team

Bowden, Andrew Born 8 April 1930  (United Kingdom) Retired Conservative MP, formerly of Brighton Kemptown (1970 to 1997), the epitome of the loyal backbencher. He did call for Boris Johnson to resign so has his good points too. Played poker after retiring. Time's-2 Team

Bowen, Jason Born 24 August 1972  (Merthyr Tydfil, Wales) Former Welsh national team footballer with motor neurome disease. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United The Choir Invisibule

Bower, Antoinette Born 30 September 1932  (Baden-Baden, Germany) German-born English actress with more than 90 TV roles in shows such as Star Trek and The Twilight Zone. (THEME) Final Adieu (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Bowler, Norman Born 1 August 1932  (London, England) Craggy actor best known as Frank Tate in 'Emmerdale' from 1989-1997. Dr Shipman's waiting room Gregicide (THEME) Pantomime Pall (THEME) Slippery Soap

Bowling, Frank Born 26 February 1934  (Bartica, Guyana) Abstact expressionist artist. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won One Eyed Jacks

bowman, scotty Born 18 September 1933  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Retired Canadian National Hockey League head coach. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Boycott, Geoff Born 21 October 1940  (Fitzwilliam, Yorkshire, England) Notoriously slow-scoring Yorkshire and England cricketer. Now an equally dull cricket commentator. It's Grim Up North Bladerunner Blasphemous Rumours 'B' Aye, they're off the fags alright Deader than a Dead Thing Death Can Be Funny Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Down Under the Daisies Exu's Exiteers Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Feng Shui Pig I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Ken Dodds dads dog Lord Football's Lot Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin' Pedro's catacomb collective Pull my finger Statik Charge (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport The Undiscovered Country This Mortal Coil Wanted Dead, Not Alive

Bozizé, Francois Born 14 October 1946  (Mouila, Gabon) President of the Central African Republic for 10 years before being driven out of power in 2013.. Alternative Observations 2026

Bradbury, Juila Born 24 July 1970  (Dublin, Ireland) Television presenter for BBC and ITV, sexy walker Don't Eat The Figs

Bradley, David Born 17 April 1942  (York, England) British actor famous for playing Argus Filch in the Harry Potter film series and later starred as Walder Frey in 'Game of Thrones'. Blackest Sabbath C.A. Daber (THEME) Dr Who's Next Sorry For Your Trouble (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang One Foot in the Gravy (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

Bradley, Michael Born 13 August 1959  (Derry, Northern Ireland, UK) Bassist and singer in punk rock band The Undertones. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Bradshaw, Terry Born 2 September 1948  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Former NFL quaterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Colnbrook Coroner

Brady, Nicholas F. Born 11 April 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Secretary of the Treasury under Presidents Reagan and Bush Snr. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) (THEME) Sickly Senators Tentoesup  (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Brady, Pete Born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada  (exact date unknown) DJ and Magpie presenter. Radio 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy. Born 1941. Time's-up Team

Braeden, Eric Born 3 April 1941  (Bredenbek, Germany) Actor best known for "The Young and The Restless" and "The Rat Patrol" Noz4news

Bragg, Melvyn Born 6 October 1939  (Carlisle, United Kingdom) Longtime broadcaster for British TV eventually made peer. (THEME) CRT to DOA the new team Turned out nice again

Brand, Ralph Born 8 December 1936  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Scottish footballer with quite a fe seasons at Glasgow Rangers (THEME) Perfect 10

Brand, Russell Born 4 June 1975  (Grays, Essex, England) TV presenter & comic who is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice Death by Dan

Brand, Stewart Born 14 December 1938  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Editor of the Whole Earth Catalog. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Brand, Vance Born 9 May 1931  (Longmont, Colorado, USA) US testpilot and astronaut, most notably on the Apollo-Soyuz test project, then later on the Columbia Space Shuttle 100 Bodies in a Day (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living Cemetery Pool Couldn't Think of a Team Name (THEME) Decaying Orbit-uaries

Brandauer, Klaus Maria Born 22 June 1943  (Bad Aussee, Austria) Austrian actor known for his role as Largo in the sort-of Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Brandreth, Gyles Born 8 March 1948  (Wuppertal, Germany) TV personality and something of a polymath - writer, presenter, producer, biographer, you name it. Was even a Conservative MP and junior minister at one time. (THEME) BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026

Brandt, Victor Born 19 September 1942  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor who guested on US staples like 'Star Trek' and 'Mission Impossible' before increasingly turning to voiceover roles in recent years. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Branson, Richard Born 18 July 1950  (Sharnley Green, Surrey, England) Entrepreneur since the age of 16, when he started a national student magazine. Now boss of the Virgin records/banking/airline/mobile phones/etc empire. Where's My Damn List?

Brass, Tinto Born 26 March 1933  (Venice, Italy) Italian filmmaker of the somewhat soft-porn kind. (THEME) Perfect 10 The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

Braxton, Tamar Born 17 March 1977  (Severn, Maryland, USA) The youngest of the R&B-singing Braxton sisters. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Brazil, Alan Born 15 June 1959  (Simshill, Glasgow, Scotland) Former porky striker for Ipswich, Spurs & Man U, now a pundit on television. (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers Jellydead

Brearley, Mike Born 28 April 1942  (Harrow, United Kingdom) Former England Test Cricket captain (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Breivik, Anders Behring Born 13 February 1979  (Oslo, Norway) Far right killer of 77 Norwegians in a terrorist attack in 2011. Jailed for 21 years in 2012. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies (THEME) Miscreants

Breivik, Jens Born 9 June 1935  (Hadsel, Norway) Father of Norwegian mass-killer Anders Breivik. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Bremer, Arthur Born 21 August 1950  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Janitor convicted in 1972 for the attempted assassination of US presidential candidate George Wallace. Released in 2007. (THEME) Miscreants

Bremner, Des Born 7 September 1952  (Aberchirder, Banffshire, Scotland) Former Aston Villa midfielder who won the European Cup with them in 1982. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Brennan, Rose Born 1 January 1931  (Dublin, Ireland) Irish singer, sang with the Joe Loss orchestra for 15 years during the 50s and 60s. Popular during her time but largely forgotten after her retirement in the mid sixties. (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Briatore, Flavio Born 12 April 1950  (Verzuolo, Italy) Italian businessman now mostly associated with the Benetton Formula One racing team (THEME) Formula Fatality

Bridgeman, Robin Born 5 December 1930  () AKA Viscount Bridgeman, Conservative peer. (THEME) No More Expenses Noob_to_this Obituarynotice

Bridger, Mark Born 6 November 1965  (Carshalton, London, England) Wales-based Englishman, sentenced to life imprisonment for the abduction and murder of five-year-old April Jones in 2012. Has six children by four women himself. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

Bridges, Beau Born 9 December 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor (son of Lloyd - he's actually Lloyd Bridges III, brother of Jeff). As likely to be found on TV as the cinema, he was Academy Award nominated, but has won three Emmys and a Grammy. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES

Bridges, Jeff Born 4 December 1949  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Oscar-winning actor ("Crazy Heart") forever immortalised by dull people who quote movies at you as The Dude in "The Big Lebowski". (THEME) Thanos Snapped

Brigance, O. J. Born 29 September 1969  (Houston, Texas, USA) Former CFL and NFL football player, and senior advisor to player development for the Baltimore Ravens. Grief Hijackers (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Briggs, Anne Born 29 September 1944  (Toton, Nottinghamshire, England) English folk singer, never achieved public acknowledge of her music. (THEME) Perfect 10

Britton, Emma Born 24 February 1974  (Bridgwater, England) BBC Somerset Radio presenter currently battling stage 4 lung cancer. ARSE-IN-HOLE Bootleg Boat B-team Dead Wait Ethnic Cleansing

Broch, Hugo Born 6 January 1922  (Leichlingen, Germany) World War II Luftwaffe ace credited with 81 victories in 324 missions, a believer until the end Ambulance chaser Dr Shipman's waiting room Free Fallers' (THEME) Gray Panthers Oscar The Beast

Brokaw, Tom Born 6 February 1940  (Webster, South Dakota, USA) American television journalist with NBC News. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Couldn't Think of a Team Name eejit Faster Than A Dead Horse Fox B Girlfriend In A Coma LL's Pool Long Story Short… It's Over! Madame Leota's Guest List The Misers Naked Florida Gravediggers Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia People I Think Might Die In 2026 United SAMSONS AND DELILAHS SQUONK'S SQUAD They Might All Die

Bron, Eleanor Born 14 March 1938  (Stanmore, United Kingdom) British film, TV and stage actress, brought to fame by playing Ahme in "Help!" Going Green Steadcross Slayer

Bronson, Charles Born 6 December 1952  (Luton, Bedfordshire, England) Notorious prisoner, who has little in common with the late actor except the 'tache. Originally jailed for armed robbery, now for some violent escapades during his prison stay, including an attempt to poison a cell neighbour. Born Michael Gordon Peterson. 20 Random Guys Part 3

Brooker, Alex Born 15 May 1984  (Ashford, UK) One-legged co-host of Channel 4 comedy graveyard "The Last Leg". (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Brooks, Garth Born 7 February 1962  (Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA) Unfathomably successful country singer-songwriter. The Honey Trap

Brooks, Mel Born 28 June 1926  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Comic actor and film director. 2026 Not in the Mix And they all died (THEME) Animals to the Afterlife ..better to burn out... Big Man Blasphemous Rumours 'B' (THEME) Comedy Cremations Condolences  Crazy Canuck Crofty's Coffin Crew Dai YaB'stards Dead Last? Dead Right! Death Nebula 3000 Death Stinks Deathlist.net Death Stalks United DERBY DEAD POOL'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM PASSWORD: DERBYDEADPOOL Dirt Nappers Di's Dies Don't Eat The Figs (THEME) Doubles to Finish Down Under Death Merchants Drop Dead Celebration Dropping Like Flies Dr Shipman's waiting room Exu's Exiteers Falling Off The Perch  Final Curtain Call Grave Danger Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Heaven Can't Wait  I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0 Ken Dodds dads dog Kopite Reaper La Cadaver Lard Bazaar Lidders Late Lamentables Madame Leota's Guest List Weakend at Bernies Meg-An End Morbid United F.C. Mortem Omnibus Naked Florida Gravediggers (THEME) Nature's Way N-Minus Noah Reason & the Youth in Asia Noob_to_this Not everyone who makes in to 99 makes in to 100 (THEME) Old As Dirt Old as Moses (THEME) Old Hollywood Old People Smell Of Piss Overtime Partridge As Reaper Permanent Kip 2026 Plausible Passings of 2026 Pool Ghoul Pull my finger Puzlman's Passing Picks Remembered but soon gone See You In Heaven SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH So Long Farewell Stiff Competition St Peter's Terminus - 2026 Departures Swimming in the Death Pool The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Funeral Director 2026 The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul The Really, Really Rottens The Spanners Ellie's Top of the Drops Wey Ai, man! Who Turned out the lights?  Wot The Deuce Young and Old

Broome, David Born 1 March 1940  (Cardiff, Wales) Former showjumping champion. Won two bronzes at the 1960 Olympic Games in Rome. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Brosmer, Betty Born 6 August 1929  (Pasadena, California, USA) American Hall of Fame bodybuilder and model. Obituarynotice

Brosseau, Claire Born 24 February 1977  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian actress who is currently in a legal fight to access medical assistance in dying after years of mental health problems. G-O-T-T-O-G-O! Statik Charge

Broughton, Bruce Born 8 March 1945  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American composer of TV and film who has won 10 Emmys. Composed the 1994 version of the iconic 20th Century Fox fanfare. Gooseberry Crumble

Brown, Antonio Born 10 July 1988  (Miami, Florida, USA) NFL player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and likely CTE sufferer. Case in point? He stripped down and ran shirtless on the field during a match in early 2022 and the Buccs released him days later. (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Brown, Arthur Born 24 June 1942  (Whitby, Yorkshire, England) "I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring youuuuuuuu.. FIRE!" Madcap, possibly actually medically mad, but hugely entertaining singer. 20 Random Guys Part 1

Brown, Betty Born in United Kingdom  (exact date unknown) Former subpostmistress, the oldest surviving victim of the UK's Post Office scandal. Finally received compensation in 2025 and was made an OBE in the 2026 New Year's Honours. Born c. 1933. (THEME) Windsor's OBE SeasideEssexXile

Brown, Bobby Born 5 February 1969  (Roxbury, Massachusetts, USA) R & B singer & dancer, whose litany of crimes is much too long to list here, but suffice to say, not many people think of him as "a nice boy". (THEME) And That's a Rap

Brown, Gordon Born 20 February 1951  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Prime Minister of Great Britain from 2007 to 2010. Rotting Kanzlerin

Brown, Joe Born 13 May 1941  (Swarby, Lincolnshire, England) Singer, guitarist & TV entertainer. Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health (THEME) Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels

Brown, Kathy Born 12 July 1960  (South Carolina, USA) Dance and house singer who has topped the US Dance charts. Biggest UK success was #6 "Strings of Life (Stronger on My Own)". Bootleg Boat B-team Dead Ends Evil Grimace A Trophy For Atrophy

Brown, Ken Born 16 February 1934  (Forest Gate, London, England) Former West Ham footballer with over 350 games for the club and current oldest living former player. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS

Brown, Miquel Born 8 February 1945  (Montreal, Canada) Actress and disco + soul singer, who sung "Close to Perfection" (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts