May 10th
It’s alliteration that pays out this week with Ted Turner resulting in the highest change on the board. Aaron Aardvark’s Alliteration Association’s second hit takes them up to joint 21st.
| Position | Team | Points | Hits | Theme |
| 1st | Deutschland verabschiedet sich! | 48 | 4 | Germans |
| 2nd | LW’s Latest Hit | 45 | 3 | Music |
| 3rd | Dying Donkeys | 33 | 3 | US Democrat Politicians |
| =4th | Jaydead | 31 | 2 | Names beginning with J |
| =4th | Jextinction | 31 | 2 | Names beginning with J |
| =6th | Elton Welsby’s Sporting Triangles | 27 | 3 | Sports Types |
| =6th | Musicians We Lost in 2026 | 27 | 3 | Musicians |
| 8th | The Sick-bed of Cuchulainn | 27 | 2 | The Irish |
| 9th | Fiona’s Reaping the Patricians | 26 | 3 | Politicians and Royalty |
| 10th | Sudden Death | 24 | 3 | Football |
| 11th | LW’s Protesticles | 24 | 2 | Activists and Protestors |
| 12th | EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT | 24 | 1 | Criminals |
| 13th | OAP’s | 22 | 3 | Old American Poiliticians |
| 14th | death to all but metal and dame shirley bassey | 22 | 2 | Rockers and their nan |
| 15th | Perfect 10 | 19 | 2 | People with 10 lettered names. |
| 16th | The Dead Kennedys | 18 | 1 | Kennedy Center honorees |
| =17th | A Question of Sprouts | 17 | 2 | Sports |
| =17th | They Think It’s All Over | 17 | 2 | Scottish Footballers |
| =19th | KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS | 16 | 2 | Footballers |
| =19th | Rolls Off The Tongue | 16 | 2 | Interesting Names |
| =21st | Aaron Aardvark’s Alliteration Association | 15 | 2 | Alliterative Names |
| =21st | MST3K Massacre | 15 | 2 | MST3K subjects |
| 23rd | sid and marty coffin | 14 | 2 | Sid and Marty Krofft |
| =24th | Doubles to Finish | 13 | 1 | Names with double letters |
| =24th | Great gig in the sky | 13 | 1 | Musicians |
| =24th | Nature’s Way | 13 | 1 | Names Found in Nature |
| =24th | Saturday Night Dead | 13 | 1 | Saturday Night Live |
| =24th | Thanks for being a Sport | 13 | 1 | Sportspeople |
| =29th | Fiona’s Immortals | 12 | 1 | Film and TV Personalities |
| =29th | Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026 | 12 | 1 | Wrestling |
| =29th | You should be Ash – amed | 12 | 1 | Convicted and/or Suspected Criminals |
| =32nd | Cardavers | 11 | 2 | Car Names |
| =32nd | Made In Detroit | 11 | 2 | Connections to the Motor City |
| =34th | #1 Hits | 11 | 1 | UK Chart Toppers |
| =34th | A la vie, a la mort | 11 | 1 | French People |
| =34th | Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today | 11 | 1 | Hits of 46 Years Ago And Hits Today |
| =34th | Norman Lear and All His Friends | 11 | 1 | Norman Lear and actors in his many sitcoms |
| =34th | Trans Girls Hit squad’s hit list | 11 | 1 | T*RFs |
| =39th | Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food | 10 | 2 | Authors |
| =39th | D Ceased | 10 | 2 | Names beginning with D |
| =41st | Bobbing For Apples | 10 | 1 | Bobs and Roberts |
| =41st | Buying Max Yasgur’s Farm | 10 | 1 | Folkies |
| =41st | Gone and Away | 10 | 1 | Soaps |
| =41st | If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… | 10 | 1 | Actors to have played paranormal entities. |
| =41st | Lt. Colonel Kilgore’s Ultimate Surf Party | 10 | 1 | Vietnam Figures |
| =41st | M6 Toll(ed) | 10 | 1 | Midlands |
| =41st | The Fat Lady’s singing… | 10 | 1 | Opera |
| =41st | The Retched pong of Brit sit-com | 10 | 1 | British Sitcoms |
| 49th | Ncuti Bang Bang | 9 | 2 | Doctor Who |
| =50th | A place in the dirt | 9 | 1 | Geographically themed names |
| =50th | Complications from a fall | 9 | 1 | Dictators and other world leaders |
| =50th | Final Adieu | 9 | 1 | Names beginning with A |
| =50th | Hell to the Chief | 9 | 1 | World Leaders |
| =50th | House Of Soon To Be With The Lord | 9 | 1 | Politicians |
| =50th | Illinoying | 9 | 1 | People associated with Illinois |
| =50th | JOCKS AWAY | 9 | 1 | Scots |
| =50th | State Funeral | 9 | 1 | Heads of State |
| =50th | There is nothing like a Dame | 9 | 1 | Dames, without their boss this time |
| =50th | Traded to the Saints | 9 | 1 | NFLers |
| 60th | Big digits team | 8 | 2 | Centenarians |
| =61st | Musical Chairs | 7 | 1 | Musicians |
| =61st | Play Ball! | 7 | 1 | Sports |
| =61st | Sickly Senators | 7 | 1 | US Senators |
| =61st | The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper | 7 | 1 | US Cabinet Members |
| =61st | Waiting For Ugo | 7 | 1 | Midlands footballers |
| =66th | 20 Crooners Croakin’ | 6 | 1 | Crooners |
| =66th | Drop Dead Diva | 6 | 1 | Extravagant women |
| =66th | Forbes’ DL | 6 | 1 | Billionaires |
| =66th | Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer | 6 | 1 | Musicians |
| =66th | MAGA Hit List | 6 | 1 | Trump non-fans |
| =66th | Oscar Strikeouts | 6 | 1 | Oscar nominees |
| =66th | Sad Last Days | 6 | 1 | National Enquirer “near death”s |
| =66th | We’re all Doomed! | 6 | 1 | Scots |
| =74th | And the Nominees are… dead! | 5 | 1 | Oscar Nominees |
| =74th | Boddies…By ‘eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal! | 5 | 1 | People associated with Manchester |
| =74th | Foreword by The Grim Reaper | 5 | 1 | Authors |
| =74th | Hispanics and Lati-no’s | 5 | 1 | Hispanics |
| =74th | No More Expenses | 5 | 1 | UK MP’s |
| =74th | Not Going in a Black Cab | 5 | 1 | Eastenders |
| =74th | Oldest living footballers | 5 | 1 | Take a guess! |
| =74th | Slippery Soap | 5 | 1 | Soap Actors |
| =74th | Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! | 5 | 1 | US TV |
| 83rd | Old As Dirt | 4 | 1 | Centenarians |
| …and it’s goodnight from him | 0 | 0 | Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc. | |
| 2026 Exit Draft | 0 | 0 | Sport | |
| All Death Is Consolation | 0 | 0 | Artists | |
| All these moments will be lost | 0 | 0 | Sci-fi Actors | |
| Alright Dave | 0 | 0 | A team of Daves | |
| American As Apple Pie | 0 | 0 | Hispanics | |
| And That’s a Rap | 0 | 0 | Rappers | |
| Animals to the Afterlife | 0 | 0 | Animal Names | |
| Apollogies For Still Living | 0 | 0 | Astronauts | |
| Armin Meiwes’s Prison Buddies | 0 | 0 | Criminals | |
| ARTHUR’S THEME | 0 | 0 | People born on the Day of the Dead | |
| Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep | 0 | 0 | Politicos | |
| BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock | 0 | 0 | Nerd shows | |
| Beloved Farewell | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with B | |
| Big Man Top 40 Musicians | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Boom, Boom, Out go the lights | 0 | 0 | Blues and beat musicians | |
| Broken Records | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| BY DESIGN | 0 | 0 | Designers and Inventors | |
| BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026 | 0 | 0 | Broadcasters | |
| Cadaverous Mofos | 0 | 0 | The Wire | |
| Can’t Think of a Music Pun | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| CLOG POPPERS | 0 | 0 | Popsters | |
| Come on Karma, Where’s the F@@king Justice | 0 | 0 | Evading justice for how long? | |
| Comedy Cremations | 0 | 0 | Comedy Actors | |
| Complete Phallusies | 0 | 0 | Names with shlong slang in them | |
| CRT to DOA | 0 | 0 | TV presenters | |
| DCAU Demises | 0 | 0 | DC Animated Cinematic Universe | |
| Dead Beats | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Dead Continent | 0 | 0 | Asians | |
| Dead Leaders | 0 | 0 | World Leaders | |
| Decaying Orbit-uaries | 0 | 0 | Space types | |
| Dieopics | 0 | 0 | Biopic Subjects | |
| Disney Remake Roast | 0 | 0 | Disney | |
| Don’t Eat Another Donut While You’re in the MRI Machine | 0 | 0 | Overweight People | |
| Dr Who’s Next | 0 | 0 | Doctor Who | |
| Easy Peasy Japanesey | 0 | 0 | Japanese People | |
| Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell | 0 | 0 | Names in the Epstein files | |
| Epstein’s Enigmas | 0 | 0 | Names in the Epstein files | |
| Everybody’s Dead Daves | 0 | 0 | Daves | |
| Fireball’s Play Your Cadavers Right | 0 | 0 | Gameshow hosts | |
| Formula Fatality | 0 | 0 | F1 | |
| God’s Gonna Gettem | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with G | |
| GoodKnight Vienna | 0 | 0 | Knights and Dames | |
| Grappling with Mortality | 0 | 0 | Wrestlers | |
| Gray Panthers | 0 | 0 | Centenarians | |
| Gris Gris | 0 | 0 | Duplicated Names | |
| Here’s Who You Could Have Won | 0 | 0 | Interesting Oldies | |
| He’s Not The Family Guy | 0 | 0 | Family Guy Voices | |
| Hospital Pass Footballers | 0 | 0 | Footballers | |
| I Hear Voices | 0 | 0 | Voice Actors | |
| I’m So Glad We Had This Time Together | 0 | 0 | Personalities on The Carol Burnett Show | |
| IN THE HOLE! | 0 | 0 | Golfers | |
| IT’S A COP-OUT 2026 | 0 | 0 | Coppers | |
| It’s time to meet the music | 0 | 0 | Muppet Show Guest Stars | |
| Jane’s Antique Wrinklies | 0 | 0 | Old Ladies | |
| Last Christmas | 0 | 0 | Christmas-associated celebs | |
| Last of The Summer Winos | 0 | 0 | Last of the Summer Wine | |
| last ones alive 2026 | 0 | 0 | Last surviving original band members | |
| Last Show Before Bedtime | 0 | 0 | 70’s BBC Evening TV | |
| Laugh until… 2026 | 0 | 0 | Comedians | |
| Lullabye-bye of Broadway | 0 | 0 | Broadway | |
| Miscreants | 0 | 0 | Morally Questionable People | |
| Nice! | 0 | 0 | Jazz Musicians | |
| No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! | 0 | 0 | Bond Villains | |
| Nobel Notables | 0 | 0 | Nobel Laureates | |
| Nonclave | 0 | 0 | Papal Candidates | |
| Old Hollywood | 0 | 0 | Actors aged 90+ | |
| Once Shaggable, Now Baggable | 0 | 0 | Old ladies eyecatching in their heyday | |
| One Century is Enough, Madam! | 0 | 0 | Centenarian women | |
| Pantomime Pall | 0 | 0 | Pantomime Actors | |
| Passed The Rock | 0 | 0 | NBA Figures | |
| Passing of the passed | 0 | 0 | Celebs the team runner passed by in the street | |
| Peace, Drugs, and Death | 0 | 0 | 1960s counterculture figures | |
| Pennsylvania’s Pushing Daisies | 0 | 0 | The Keystone State | |
| POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD | 0 | 0 | Politicians from the Asia-Pacific Region | |
| Poor Little Ghoul | 0 | 0 | US Chart Toppers | |
| Pop Goes the Wurzels | 0 | 0 | Popsters | |
| Punk is Dead | 0 | 0 | Punk Musicians | |
| Putting Death Over, Brotha! | 0 | 0 | Pro Wrestling | |
| Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille | 0 | 0 | Ladies of Cinema | |
| Ruling the Afterlife | 0 | 0 | World Leaders | |
| Rushing to Tim Horton’s for Maple Donuts | 0 | 0 | Canucks | |
| Russian Box Players | 0 | 0 | Russians | |
| Scrubber Out | 0 | 0 | Pornstars | |
| Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead | 0 | 0 | 50s/60s rock and pop | |
| She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown | 0 | 0 | Ice Skaters | |
| Space Wasters | 0 | 0 | Morally Questionable People | |
| Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people | 0 | 0 | The 20 best picks of 4000 randomly generated Wikipedia bios | |
| Spoczywaj w pokoju | 0 | 0 | Polish and Polish-born people. | |
| Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United | 0 | 0 | Athletes | |
| St. Peter’s Warblers | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Thank You For The Music | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Thanos Snapped | 0 | 0 | MCU Actors | |
| The Letter “R” Means Death | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with R | |
| THE LORD GOD SLAYED THEM ALL | 0 | 0 | Veterinarians | |
| The Real Hearsewives of Bravo | 0 | 0 | Stars of The Real Housewives Franchise | |
| The Survivors | 0 | 0 | Last Survivors | |
| The Talking Dead | 0 | 0 | TV Hosts | |
| The Tribe Has Spoken | 0 | 0 | CBS reality show contestants | |
| The Writing’s On The Wall | 0 | 0 | Singers | |
| They Were the World | 0 | 0 | We Are the World alumni | |
| They’re Alright As Long As You Don’t Mention Politics | 0 | 0 | Polarizing Political Figures | |
| Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE | 0 | 0 | Actors in TTSS adaptations | |
| Turning Left | 0 | 0 | Racing drivers with at least 1 NASCAR Cup Series start. | |
| Unpersons | 0 | 0 | Big Brother Participants | |
| Vive la France… et la mort | 0 | 0 | The French | |
| Where are all the Garys and Simons? | 0 | 0 | Garys and Simons | |
| Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives? | 0 | 0 | Under 50’s | |
| Windsor’s OBE | 0 | 0 | Order of the British Empire recipients | |
| Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You) | 0 | 0 | 80s musicians | |
| Wrestling To Stay Alive | 0 | 0 | Wrestling | |
| Ya Scouse B*stards | 0 | 0 | Scousers |