Bernard Kalb

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Journalist Bernard Kalb has died aged 100. A longtime international affairs reporter for CBS News, NBC News, and The New York Times, he extensively covered Kissinger alongside his younger brother Marvin, and is hopefully giving the Reaper pointers as we speak. In the 1980s he was a spokesman for the Reagan administration before quitting in protest of the Gipper’s fake news campaign against Colonel Gaddafi. In the 90s he was a talking head on CNN’s Reliable Sources. Kalb was picked by Captain Hemlock’s Twenty, the first team entered in the 2023 database, and not a single subsequent team.

Bernard Kalb
4 February 1922 – 8 January 2023, aged 100
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