Luis Garavito

GARAVITO ES FINITO

What’s not to love about the Isley Brothers? From the fervent gospel excitement of “Shout” to the Motown magic of “This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)” to the funky groove of “It’s Your Thing”, Rudolph Isley was present on countless classics. He later retired to become a preacher, and just this year started a legal showdown with frontman Ronald to claim joint rights to the Isley Brothers name. Rudolph was 84 and…

Wait, no one picked him? Never mind the obit then. Do what you want to do, DDPers.

However, serial killer, paedophile, and necrophile Luis Garavito was picked, so he automatically gets a DDP shout, come on now. The 66-year-old killed at least 200 people (mostly working-class Colombian minors) and was picked by two teams.

Luis Garavito
25 January 1957 – 12 October 2023, aged 66
2 TEAMS (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 8 POINTS)