CROAK NEWS NETWORK
With an anti-vax radio host collecting their Herman Cain Award seemingly every month, it figures that at least one would give their thank you speech on the DDP stage. Doug Kuzma hosted the “FROG News Network”, with the probable Pepe reference an acronym for “Fully Rely On God”. After attending a crowded ReAwaken America Tour last month, Kuzma suddenly fell ill, but blamed it on a mysterious anthrax attack. Shockingly, fully relying on God proved no match for COVID in our portly conspiracist’s respiratory system, and now Reptile’s C Team benefits from the predictable end result.
Doug Kuzma
1960 – 3 January 2022, aged 61
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