AL-QURASHI QUASHED
I used the exact same pun the last time an ISIS guy was a DDP hit, but really, they’re asking for it with how little variance there is in their names (not to mention their litany of war crimes). Abu al-Hussein al-Husseini al-Qurashi is the third ISIS leader to die since 2022, and all have had the name Abu al-Qurashi. He only lasted five months at the top job before getting killed, but if it’s any consolation to him as he faces eternal hellfire, at least he can claim a reign thrice as long as Liz Truss’s. His similarly-named successor, Abu Hafs al-Hashimi al-Qurashi, will be coming soon to a DDP theatre near you if the anti-ISIS forces don’t get to him first in these next four months.
As this al-Qurashi’s age is completely unknown, he is presumed to be in his 50s for his three DDP pickers unless further information on this enigmatic terrorist bubbles up.
Abu al-Hussein al-Husseini al-Qurashi
unknown – 29 April 2023, aged c. 50
3 TEAMS (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 + 😲 = 12 POINTS)