The theme team league shall appear here. It is manually updated so won’t be updated as often as the main scoreboard – typically once a month.
1 August 2022 – Complications from a fall makes a spirited sprint upward, but Gray Panthers was able to parry with a James Lovelock party pooper.
| Position | Team | Theme | Points |
| 1. | Gray Panthers | Centenarians | 50 |
| 2. | Complications from a fall | Dictators and other world leaders | 43 |
| 3. | Pazuzu Bad Boys | Unsavoury characters | 39 |
| =4. | #1 Hits | UK chart toppers | 35 |
| =4. | Pazuzu XP | 1920s births | 35 |
| =4. | The Retched pong of Brit sit-com | British sitcoms | 35 |
| 7. | Not Going in a Black Cab | EastEnders | 33 |
| 8. | Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food | Authors | 29 |
| 9. | Dead Continent | Asians | 28 |
| 10. | M6 Toll(ed) | Midlands | 27 |
| =11. | Comedy Cremations | Comedy actors | 26 |
| =11. | Great Gig in the Sky | Musicians | 26 |
| =11. | KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS | Footballers | 26 |
| =11. | Rockers who Rolled to the graveyard | Rockers | 26 |
| =15. | Gimme One Last Score . . . . | Sportspeople | 25 |
| =15. | Old As Dirt | Centenarians | 25 |
| 17. | Kiddyfiddler Harriers | Paedos | 24 |
| =18. | Decaying Orbit-uaries | Space types | 23 |
| =18. | Pop goes the Wurzels | Popsters | 23 |
| =18. | The DOA Tour | Golfers | 23 |
| =21. | Dead Leaders | World leaders | 22 |
| =21. | Hell to the Chief | World leaders | 22 |
| =21. | IT’S A COP-OUT 2022 | Coppers | 22 |
| =24. | Gone Solo | Surviving halves | 21 |
| =24. | Managing To Survive | Football managers | 21 |
| =24. | THE FINAL WHISTLE | Sportspeople | 21 |
| =27. | Deutschland verabschiedet sich! | Germans | 20 |
| =27. | God’s Gonna Gettem | G names | 20 |
| =29. | All Death Is Consolation | Artists | 19 |
| =29. | Dropping Aitches | H-surnames | 19 |
| =29. | The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn | The Irish | 19 |
| =32. | Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead | 50s/60s rock and pop | 18 |
| =32. | Slippery Soap | Soap actors | 18 |
| =34. | Europe’s Covid Omicron Onslaught | Europeans | 17 |
| =34. | Laughter Kills | Comedians | 17 |
| =36. | …and its goodnight from him | Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc. | 16 |
| =36. | Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) | ITC actors | 16 |
| =36. | Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2022 United | Athletes | 16 |
| =36. | Waiting for Ugo | Midlands footballers | 16 |
| =40. | Presiding Over Demise | Political legislators | 15 |
| =40. | Reelin’ In the Years | Centenarians | 15 |
| =40. | Vive la France… et la mort | The French | 15 |
| =43. | ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT | Western actors | 14 |
| =43. | The Right to Die | Republicans | 14 |
| 45. | Snort the Ashes | High-living musicians | 13 |
| =46. | Breast in Peace | Buxom celebs | 12 |
| =46. | Punk is Dead | Punk musicians | 12 |
| =46. | Thanks for being a Sport | Sportspeople | 12 |
| =49. | All these moments will be lost | Sci-fi actors | 11 |
| =49. | batstarlord of the whotreklock | Nerd shows | 11 |
| =49. | CRT to DOA | TV presenters | 11 |
| =49. | Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey | Rockers and their nan | 11 |
| =49. | Soundtrack Of Our Lives | Musicians | 11 |
| =54. | Charles Taylor Is DEAD! | Charles Taylors | 10 |
| =54. | Dead And Dusted 2 | 70s musicians | 10 |
| =54. | Decomposing Blubber | Lardarses | 10 |
| =54. | Lost of the Lost | Actors in lost media | 10 |
| =54. | MAGA Hit List | Trump non-fans | 10 |
| =54. | Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten | Obscurities | 10 |
| =54. | Peace, Drugs, and Death | 1960s counterculture figures | 10 |
| =54. | Poor Little Ghoul | US charttoppers | 10 |
| =54. | Saints Elsewhere | St. Elsewhere | 10 |
| =54. | sid and marty coffin | Sid and Marty Krofft | 10 |
| =54. | That’s… Death! | Entertainment figures | 10 |
| =54. | The Fat Lady’s singing… | Opera | 10 |
| =54. | Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy | Star Wars | 10 |
| =67. | Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep | Politicians | 9 |
| =67. | House Of Soon To Be With The Lord | Politicians | 9 |
| =67. | In The Hole! | Golfers | 9 |
| =67. | Lullabye-bye of Broadway | Broadway | 9 |
| =67. | Passing of the Passed | Celebs the team runner passed by in the street | 9 |
| =67. | Perfect 10 | Celebs with 10 letters in their names | 9 |
| =67. | POPPED THEIR CLOGS | Popsters | 9 |
| =74. | Jane’s Antique Wrinklies | Old ladies | 8 |
| =74. | One Century Is Enough, Madam! | Centenarian women | 8 |
| =76. | 20 Crooners Croakin’ | Crooners | 7 |
| =76. | A Death Good Enough to Eat | Food names | 7 |
| =78. | ARTHUR’S THEME – YOUR STARTER FOR TEN… | Gameshow hosts | 6 |
| =78. | BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2022 | Broadcasters | 6 |
| =78. | Fireball’s Play Your Cadavers Right | Gameshow hosts | 6 |
| =78. | Gris Gris | Reduplicated names | 6 |
| =78. | Last Christmas | Christmas-associated celebs | 6 |
| =78. | Sad Last Days | National Enquirer “near death”s | 6 |
| =78. | Saturday Night Dead | Saturday Night Live | 6 |
| =78. | The Gallifrey Regeneration Game | Doctor Who | 6 |
| =78. | Time Travellers, Astronauts and Spies | Actors who portrayed one of the three | 6 |
| =87. | Awarded Oscarites | Oscar recipients | 5 |
| =87. | Dead Beats | Musicians | 5 |
| =87. | Dr Who’s Next | Doctor Who | 5 |
| =87. | Formula Fatality | F1 | 5 |
| =87. | I Hear Voices | Voice actors | 5 |
| =87. | Ikea Nokia Lego | Scandinavians | 5 |
| =87. | Lt. Colonel Kilgore’s Ultimate Surf Party | Vietnam figures | 5 |
| =87. | Syndication Zombies | US actors in eternal reruns | 5 |
| =87. | There is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it) | Dames and Her Maj | 5 |
| =87. | Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! | US TV | 5 |
| =97. | A Brush (or more) with the Law | Ne’er do wells | 0 |
| =97. | ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE | Alliterative names | 0 |
| =97. | Alternative in Death – The Right Deadlihood Award | Recipients of the Alternative Nobel Prize | 0 |
| =97. | American As Apple Pie | Hispanics | 0 |
| =97. | Apollogies For Still Living | Astronauts | 0 |
| =97. | Bobs ‘n Barbs | Bobs and Barbaras | 0 |
| =97. | Body with No Arms No Legs Floating in Ocean | Bobs | 0 |
| =97. | Boom, Boom, Out go the lights | Blues and beat musicians | 0 |
| =97. | Cashier Number 91 please! | 1930 babies | 0 |
| =97. | CLOG POPPERS | Popsters | 0 |
| =97. | DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home | Past picks by the team runner | 0 |
| =97. | Dick Smith’s OzEDeath List | Aussies | 0 |
| =97. | Dying Donkeys | US Democrats who ran for President | 0 |
| =97. | Easy Peasy Japanesey | Japanese people | 0 |
| =97. | First Lady’s First | First Ladies | 0 |
| =97. | Fuck Your World Cup | Qatari footballers | 0 |
| =97. | Gammon Mousse | Right-wingers | 0 |
| =97. | Gay-Tes Of Heaven | Gays | 0 |
| =97. | Grappling with Mortality | Wrestlers | 0 |
| =97. | Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today | 1985 UK Top 30 hits | 0 |
| =97. | in eternum+’s Wrinkly Dicks | Detective fiction figures | 0 |
| =97. | Kennedy Driving School | Politicians | 0 |
| =97. | Last of The Summer Winos | Last of the Summer Wine | 0 |
| =97. | Last ones! | Last survivors | 0 |
| =97. | LEAD, FOLLOW AND DIE THIS YEAR | World leaders | 0 |
| =97. | Made In Detroit | Michiganders | 0 |
| =97. | Miscreants | Criminals | 0 |
| =97. | Musical chairs | Musicians | 0 |
| =97. | No More Expenses | UK MPs | 0 |
| =97. | No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! | Bond villains | 0 |
| =97. | Nobel Notables | Nobel laureates | 0 |
| =97. | Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… | Reagan associates | 0 |
| =97. | Old Lags and Old Slags | Celebs who’ve had prison stints | 0 |
| =97. | Oscar Strikeouts | Oscar nominees | 0 |
| =97. | Poets Passing | Poets | 0 |
| =97. | Political Correctness Gone Mad | Politicians | 0 |
| =97. | Rolls Off The Tongue | Interesting names | 0 |
| =97. | Ruling The Afterlife | World leaders | 0 |
| =97. | Rushing to Tim Horton’s for Maple Donuts | Canucks | 0 |
| =97. | Sad to the Bone | Goth musicians | 0 |
| =97. | Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel | Batman | 0 |
| =97. | Saving Private Steven | Spielberg associates | 0 |
| =97. | Schaferknackered | Weathermen | 0 |
| =97. | Scrubber Out | Porn stars | 0 |
| =97. | Space Wasters | Lice | 0 |
| =97. | Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people | The 20 best picks of 4000 randomly generated Wikipedia bios | 0 |
| =97. | St. Peter’s Warblers | Musicians | 0 |
| =97. | Sudden Death | Football | 0 |
| =97. | That’ll Be The Day … That I Die | Early rockers | 0 |
| =97. | Thats a Rap | Rappers | 0 |
| =97. | The Elders of Reality TV | Older reality TV stars | 0 |
| =97. | The One Where Everyone Dies | Friends | 0 |
| =97. | The Politicorpses | Politicians | 0 |
| =97. | The Survivors | Last survivors | 0 |
| =97. | The Talking Dead | TV hosts | 0 |
| =97. | The Writing’s On The Wall | Singers | 0 |
| =97. | Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE | Actors in TTSD adaptations | 0 |
| =97. | Trans Girls Hit squad’s hit list | T*RFs | 0 |
| =97. | Unpersons | Big Brother participants | 0 |
| =97. | Weird with a Beard | Bearded men | 0 |
| =97. | Welcome To HeysHell | Mid-80s Liverpool players | 0 |
| =97. | Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives? | Under 50s | 0 |
| =97. | Wishful Thinking | BoJo and friends | 0 |
| =97. | Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You) | 80s musicians | 0 |
| =97. | YOUREOUT | Sportspeople | 0 |