Kent Football United, a fifth-tier women’s football team with a website that hasn’t been updated since 2016, probably aren’t used to setting too many records. However, one of their players has now booked a place in DDP history. Jordan Dawes, who played in goal for the Dartford-based outfit and was formerly on the books at Charlton Athletic’s women’s team, was diagnosed with liver cancer late in 2018. Her death, just a few months later, makes her the first ever person born in the 2000s to be a DDP hit. She is also the youngest DDP hit since the ban on picking children was introduced back in… 2009? Around then.
Yep, there are now deadpool hits that weren’t even born when Denise Van Outen hosted her last episode of The Big Breakfast.