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Two Scottish footballers named “Frank McSomething” were diagnosed with cancer last fall. Unsurprisingly the chap with advanced pancreatic cancer (Frank McGarvey) was more popular than the one with stage two lung cancer, one Frank McDougall. McDougall played as a striker for Clydebank, St Mirren, and Aberdeen, and was most celebrated with the Dons when helping take them to the title in the Scottish Premier Division. He was 65. Windsor the Troll double dipped with the footballer Franks and shoots to fifth place with a well-gambled unique.
Frank McDougall
21 February 1958 – 1 October 2023, aged 65
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