Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2023: M

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Mabbutt, Gary Born 23 August 1961  (Bristol, UK) Spurs captain and a folk hero in Coventry, after his own goal gave the Sky Blues a 3-2 win in the 1987 FA Cup final. Has long fought Type 1 diabetes. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

MacChesney, John Born 8 July 1929  (Glen Ridge, New Jersey, USA) Bell Labs pioneer in optical communication, co-invented the modified chemical vapor deposition process in 1974, and high-purity "sol-gel" overcladding for optical fiber in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, dead since 2021 but unnoticed The Conqueror Worm

MacDonald, Alex Born 17 March 1948  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish former footballer and manager. (THEME) Jocks Away

MacDonald, Euan Born 14 August 1974  (Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) Scottish entrepreneur suffering from MND. The Conqueror Worm

MacDonald, Jerry Born 13 March 1933  (Magnolia, Texas, USA) Reality TV participant, who was the oldest House Guest on Big Brother USA. (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV

MacEwan, Nev Born 1 May 1934  (Auckland, New Zealand) New Zealand rugby union player. A lock and number eight, MacEwan represented Wellington and played 52 times for the All Blacks (THEME) Kiwi fruit sundae

MacGowan, Shane  Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Died 30 November 2023  (Dublin, Ireland) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. Ah, the ol’ team Bastard Must've Died Bourne to Die BROWN BANANAS Chelski Pensioners Cobbled on the Eve Couldn't Think of a Team Name Crofty's Coffin Crew Dai YaB'stards DDP Tofoa Deader than a Dead Thing (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Diego Exu's Exiteers For whom the bell tolls Francis of Arse-Easy 2023 Frail or cancerous Funeral Holmes Going Green Haben die Spaten Hearse of the Dead Heaven Can't Wait Heaven or Hell? His and Hearse (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today I'll sleep when you're dead & It's a Good by from me Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam Just Fade Away (THEME) Last Christmas Trumps Disinfectant Chumps  Living in a Box Mass Hole Cemetery Min Reaper Much Ado About Snuffing (THEME) Musical chairs  Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia A Trophy For Atrophy Powder Picks Em Off Pretty Noose Pull my finger Sad News FC SeasideEssexXile Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Shaun of the Dead 69 Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Anfield Iron The Colnbrook Coroner The Conqueror Worm The Deadest Of The Dead  THE DEAD C**T SCROTS Funeral Director 2023 The Rotting Corpses of the Undead (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn The Walking Dead Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! Worm Farmer You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

MacGregor, Sue Born 30 August 1941  (Oxford, United Kingdom) BBC Radio 4 broadcaster, former presenter of Woman's Hour and the Today programme. Unusual Suspects

MacIntosh, Ewen Born 25 December 1973  (Merionethshire, Wales) Welsh actor and comedian known for his role in "The Office." (THEME) Well, Somebody Ate All The Pies

MacIntyre, Alasdair Born 12 January 1929  (Glasgow, UK) Scottish philosopher, although not in the Rab C Nesbitt sense. Funeral Furore

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. (THEME) Jocks Away The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul The Old Ones are the Pests

Mackie, Bob Born 24 March 1939  (Monterey Park, USA) American fashion designer for the stars. Blueberry Crumble

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Pointlessly changed her name from Shirley MacLean BALDY FOREVER Coffin Fit (THEME) Last Christmas SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS Women's Deaths Matter Too

MacLeod, Johnny Born 23 November 1938  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Aston Villa winger. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

MacNeil, Robert Born 19 January 1931  (Montreal, Canada) Canadian political journalist, one half of the Macneil-Lehrer Newshour Rigor Mort Us

Macy, William H. Born 13 March 1950  (Miami, Florida, USA) Beloved US actor known for Fargo and Jurassic Park, and more recently for starring in serial hit Shameless Bieber's Believers

Madeley, Richard Born 13 May 1956  (Romford, Essex, England) Light entertainment and chat show host, often with his wife Judy Finnigan. Matt Hancock's Unwashed Cock The Honey Trap

Madsen, Elaine Loretta Born 28 May 1932  (Romeoville, Illinois, USA) American author and filmmaker who won an Emmy Award in 1983 for producing the documentary Better Than It Has To Be The Deadest Of The Dead

Madsen, Michael Born 25 September 1958  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor, normally in tough guy roles, including, memorably, Mr Blond in 'Reservoir Dogs'. (THEME) Unpersons

Madsen, Scott Born in Hillsboro, USA  (exact date unknown) The original Soloflex model, whose homophobic bent resented the gay following he got for his build. Later jailed for embezzlement. Born 1963/64 Blueberry Crumble

Magre, Judith Born 20 November 1926  (Montier-en-Der, France) Actress, known for Elle. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Maguire, Harry Born 3 May 1993  (Sheffield, UK) Center-back for Manchester United and the English national team. (THEME) Great-Dead Britons

Mahapatra, Jayanta Born 22 October 1928  (Cuttack, India) An Indian poet who has been visiting the hospital ward regularly. Died in August without a qualifying obit. (THEME) Pazuzu 5 Points

maharis, george  Born 1 September 1928  (Queens, New York, USA) Died 25 May 2023  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) US TV actor of the 60s and member of the out-but-not-out lavender circle (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Maillet, Antonine Born 10 May 1929  (Bouctouche, Canada) French-Canadian novelist and scholar. (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Majali, Abdelsalam Born 18 February 1925  (Al-Karak, Emirate of Transjordan) Jordanian politician who was twice prime minister. Died in Janaury without a qualifying obit. (THEME) Hell to the Chief

Major, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. (THEME) One More Knight

Major, Malvina Born 28 January 1943  (Hamilton, New Zealand) New Zealand opera soprano (THEME) Kiwi fruit sundae

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1939  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Faucheuse’s main list (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Malanaphy, Max Born 24 June 1992  (Portmouth, New Hampshire, USA) Contestant on 'RuPaul's Drag Race'. Bad 4 U, You Look Dying & Decaying

Malcolm, Derek  Born 12 May 1932  (London, England) Died 15 July 2023  (Deal, United Kingdom) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Former film critic for The Guardian. Dead and Deader V: Carrion My Wayward Son Here's Who You Could Have Won

Malek, Rami Born 12 May 1981  (Torrance, California, USA) American actor with a striking face, put to award-winning use in Bohemian Rhapsody and No Time To Die (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Malick, Terrence Born 30 November 1943  (Ottawa, Illinois, USA) American Academy Award nominated filmmaker. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Malin, Georg Born 2 August 1926  (Mauren, Liechtenstein) Liechtensteini historian, politician and artist who designed various coins and stamps for his country. (THEME) Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Malkmus, Stephen Born 30 May 1966  (Santa Monica, California, USA) American indie rock musician and frontman for Pavement. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Mallard, Grahame Date and place of birth unknown British actor with parts in Softly, Softly and Colditz, born 1940 (THEME) Softly Softly Catchee Monkey(pox)

Malone, Dick Born 22 August 1947  (Carfin, Scotland) Scottish footballer. Gooseberry Crumble

Malone, Post Born 4 July 1995  (Syracuse, New York, USA) King of cloud rap, his 2016 album "Stoney" broke "Thriller"'s 36-year record for longest time spent on the US R&B charts. Gets in a lot of drunk vehicle accidents, hence his appearance here. (THEME) The 27 Club

Maluf, Paulo Born 3 September 1931  (Sao Paolo, Brazil) Ancient Brazilian poltiician whose career spanned decades, but he never won the presidency (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys pedro's catacomb ensemble

Man, Lil Date and place of birth unknown We assume it's Lil Man J, a TIkTok rapper. (THEME) The 27 Club

Mandela, Zoleka  Born 9 April 1980  (South Africa) Died 25 September 2023  (South Africa) Age at death: 43  (read death notice) South African writer and Nelson Mandela's granddaughter Banana's Bruises Life Got Cold

Mangold, Erni Born 25 January 1927  (Groß-Weikersdorf, Austria) Austrian actress and stage director. (THEME) Acting as in the Twenties

Mangold, Tom Born 20 August 1934  (Hamburg, Germany) British journalist who switched from newspapers and investigating the Profumo affair to BBC News and Current Affairs Still_Drunkasaskunk

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun The corpse list The Really, Really Rottens Where's My Damn List?

Mann, Manfred Born 21 October 1940  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Keyboard, founder member of the various bands that contain his name (Manfred Mann, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manfred Mann's Chapter Three). (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Manne, Robert Born 31 October 1947  (Melbourne, Australia) One of Australia's leading intellectuals, apparently. Presumably just behind Crash Bandicoot and one of Savage Garden. Feng Shui Pig

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock

Manolic, Josip Born 22 March 1920  (Kalinovac, Croatia) Yugoslav and Croatian communist revolutionary. Ah, the ol’ team (THEME) Dead Leaders Diego (THEME) Hell to the Chief John Key's List

Mans, Perrie  Born 14 October 1940  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Died 13 September 2023  (South Africa) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Former snooker player, World Championship runner-up in 1978. (THEME) snooker loopy c*NTS are we

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Mansfield, Michael Born 12 October 1941  (London, England) English human rights lawyer once deemed "the king of human rights work" by The Legal 500. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE

Manson, Shirley Born 26 August 1966  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Garbage vocalist only happy when it rains. That's a bit harsh. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Mantle, Doreen  Born in Cape Town, South Africa  (exact date unknown) Died 8 August 2023  (At home, England) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Theatre and TV actress still working in her 90s. Best known as Victor Meldrow's nemesis Mrs Warboys in "One Foot In The Grave". Born 1926. (THEME) A Bottle of Lucozade and the warm blanket Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bucket Kickers 79 (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies Lard Bazaar Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Women's Deaths Matter Too

Manyika, Zeke Born 23 February 1955  (Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland) Drummer for the Scottish band Orange Juice. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Marceau, Sophie Born 17 November 1966  (Paris, France) Actress who played villain Elektra King in The World is Not Enough. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Marcellino, Jocko Born 12 May 1950  (USA) one of the founders of the American rock and roll group Sha Na Na. He performed with Sha Na Na at the original Woodstock Festival and in the movie Grease (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Marchand, Corinne Born 4 December 1931  (Paris, France) French actress popular in her homeland. (THEME) Criterion Afterlife Edition

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippine (THEME) A Brush (or more) with the Law Ambulance chaser BALDY FOREVER Couldn't Think of a Team Name Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Feng Shui Pig Over The Rainbow Pearly Gates (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife Time for Me to Fly Women's Deaths Matter Too

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrill seeking loony. 20 Random Guys Part 2 2nd time's a charm  Error 404s  Funeral Directors Apprentice 2023 Julia Elston Two Coins & A Punt

Margolyes, Miriam Born 18 May 1941  (Oxford, United Kingdom) British-Australian character actress, very visible on stage and in her recent work in films. (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. (THEME) One More Knight

Marichal, Juan Born 20 October 1937  (Monte Cristi Province, Dominican Republic) Former pitcher for the MLB team San Francisco Giants. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Marin, Sanna Born 16 November 1985  (Helsinki, Finland) Prime Minister of Finland. (THEME) Tik Tok… It’s Time

Markkanen, Lauri Born 22 May 1997  (Vantaa, Finland) Basketball player 2.13 meters above sea level. Currently at Utah Jazz. (THEME) DDP 2063

Markle, Meghan Born 4 August 1981  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress mainly known for 'Suits' and 'being a victim', married Prince Harry and might or might not be a royal (anymore) even one's a win The Really, Really Rottens

Markle, Thomas Born 18 July 1944  (Newpot, Pennsylvania, USA) Did some television work, but better known as dad of the Duchess of Sussex. The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Markowitz, Harry  Born 24 August 1927  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 22 June 2023  (San Diego, California, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Economist of the "Chicago School" who won the Nobel Prize in 1990. Death Is International

Marlowe, Linda Born 26 July 1940  (Sydney, Australia) Theatre actress often described as Steven Berkoff's "muse" by critics. Also played Danny Dyer's gran in "Eastenders". (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Marquis, Mary Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish former presenter who appeared on Nationwide while presenting the news on BBC Scotland. (THEME) Jocks Away

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun Eternity Tours Grim McGraw (THEME) Hoosier Deaddy??

Marsh, Jean Born 1 July 1934  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Actress and co-creator of 'Upstairs Downstairs' and 'The House of Eliot'. Are You Still Dying, Darling? bry80cr Corpsicles I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Tragic, our Maurice! You Might Be A King or a Little Street Sweeper

Marsh Doll, Caren Born 6 April 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress and dancer who was Judy Garland's stand-in for 'The Wizard of Oz'. Ah, the ol’ team (THEME) Gray Panthers Huddled Masses (THEME) Old As Dirt One Eyed Jacks Over The Rainbow Funeral Director 2023

Marshall, Peter Born 30 March 1926  (Huntington, West Virginia, USA) Highly recognisable face in the US as long-time host of "drunk celebs piss about" show "Hollywood Squares". Dr Shipman's waiting room (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right  Weakend at Bernies (THEME) Syndication Zombies (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Marshall, Tony Born 3 February 1938  (Baden-Baden, Germany) Nationally successful german singer of Schlager music, born Herbert Anton Bloeth. Died in February but only obited in German (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Martell, Lena Born 15 May 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Singer, had a hit with 'One Day at a Time' in 1979. (THEME) #1 Hits

Martin, Derek Born 11 April 1933  (Bow, London, England) TV actor - Charlie Slater in 'EastEnders'. (THEME) Not Going in a Black Cab (THEME) Well Done If You Got These at Home

Martin, George r. r. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, will not finish the series. And they all died

Martin, Ian Born 27 April 1953  (London, England) Comedy scriptwriter, most notably of 'The Thick of It'. Stone Dead Cert

Martin, James Born 13 March 1931  (Glasgow, UK) Veteran Scottish actor, found fame late in life with the sitcom "Still Game". Time's-up Team Windsor the Troll

Martin, Millicent Born 8 June 1934  (Romford, UK) Actress, singer and comedienne. Broke through in the 1960s with "That Was The Week That Was", moved to the US later on and had a lengthy career on Broadway and in sitcoms. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE Coffin Fit (THEME) Who's laughing now?

Martin, Peter  Born in Gainsborough, Lancashire, United Kingdom  (exact date unknown) Died 19 April 2023  () Age at death: 82  (read death notice) English actor in Royle Family and Emmerdale, born 1941. Worm Fodder

Martin, Sandy Born 3 March 1949  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actress best known for her roles in the film Napoleon Dynamite and the TV series Big Love, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Ray Donovan (THEME) The Gang joins the DDP

Martin, Tony Born in   (exact date unknown) Farmer from Norfolk who was convicted of the manslaughter of an intruder in 2000, which caused a media uproar over the issue of defending one's own property. Born 1944. His and Hearse

Martindale, Wink Born 4 December 1933  (Jackson, Tennessee, USA) US disc jockey and gameshow host. (THEME) Fireball's Play Your Cadavers Right

Martinez, Buck Born 7 November 1948  (Redding, California, USA) Baseball manager and current announcer for the Toronto Blue Jays Jackie Treehorn

Martinez, Melanie Born 28 April 1995  (Astoria, New York, USA) Absolutely unlistenable quirky electropop musician, showed that women can do it to when she was accused of rape in 2017. (THEME) The 27 Club

Marvin, Hank Born 28 October 1941  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Lead Guitarist for the Shadows & thus has had a long music career. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

Mascaras, Mil Born 15 July 1942  (San Luis Potosi, Mexico) Wrestler, one of the Mexican "lucha libre" pioneers in the 1960s. (THEME) Grappling with Mortality

Mason (journalist), Paul Born 23 January 1960  (Leigh, Lancashire, England) British political journalist and author (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Mass, Jochen Born 30 September 1946  (Dorfen, Germany) German Formula One racer and later a commentator, achieved one win and played himself in the 2013 movie Rush. (THEME) Formula Fatality

Masterson, Valerie Born 3 June 1937  (Birkenhead, UK) Retired opera singer, former principal soprano with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Mates, Michael Born 9 June 1934  (Brentford, UK) Former Conservative MP whose name turns up a number of times in the so-called "Panama Papers". (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE

Mathers, Jerry Born 2 June 1948  (Sioux City, Iowa, USA) Actor, best known for the U.S. sitcom 'Leave It To Beaver'. (THEME) The Survivors

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Great Gig In The Sky Encore (THEME) Last Christmas (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2023

Matlock Jr., Jack F. Born 1 October 1929  (Greensboro, North Carolina, USA) American diplomat who served as the United States ambassador to the Soviet Union and Czechoslovakia. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Matogrosso, Ney Born 1 August 1941  (Bela Vista, Brazil) Third greatest Brazilian singer of all time, according to Rolling Stone. Zero Hit's Wishlist

Matsumoto, Dump Born 11 November 1960  (Kumagaya, Japan) Japanese wrestler Zero Hit's Wishlist

Matsumoto, Leiji  Born 25 January 1938  (Kurume, Japan) Died 13 February 2023  (Tokyo, Japan) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Manga artist who created a series of popular animes. (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Matsuoka, Shuzo Born 6 November 1967  (Tokyo, Japan) Former tennis player reached a career high in world rankings of 48 and reached Wimbledon quarter finals once where he lost to Pete Sampras (no shame in that) (THEME) International Dying Festival

Mattingly, Ken  Born 17 March 1936  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 31 October 2023  (Arlington, Virginia, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Command module pilot for Apollo 16, would have flown on the ill-fated Apollo 13 but was removed from the mission due to fears he had German measles. (THEME) Apollogies For Still Living

Matzneff, Gabriel Born 8 December 1936  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French writer and paedophile. Has been nonchalantly open about his horrors since the 80s but evades justice due to longtime protection by the French literary world. (THEME) Oui Oui Baguette

Maude-Roxby, Roddy Born 2 April 1930  (London, England) American actor whose voice appeared in Disney's "The Aristocats." (THEME) Laugh-in to the Grave

Maule, Annabel Born 8 September 1922  (London, United Kingdom) British actress on the stage and stage-related artsy TV movies Cobbled on the Eve

Maurer, Robert Born 20 July 1924  (Arkadelphia, Arkansas, USA) American industrial physicist noted for his leadership in the invention of optical fiber The Conqueror Worm

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation (THEME) Complete Phallusies Pearly Gates

Maxwell, Ghislaine Born 25 December 1961  (Maisons-Laffitte, France) Long-time accomplice of serial sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein (who did not kill himself), and daughter of late media mogul Robert Maxwell AbraCadaver A Bunch Of Punts Bieber's Believers (THEME) Come on Karma, Where's the F@@king Justice Death Stinks I'll sleep when you're dead VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! (THEME) Kennedy Driving School  (THEME) Kiddyfiddler Harriers They're Loving Angels Instead Much Ado About Snuffing Old People Smell Of Piss Partridge As Reaper Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Powder Picks Em Off Say Hi to Uncle George THE DEAD C**T SCROTS There's A Shiva In The Park

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. (THEME) Can't Think of a Music Pun

May, Elaine Born 21 April 1932  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Oscar-nominated screenwriter and wife of film director Stanley Donen. Dirt Nappers Wayne Manor

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the "Blues Boom" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... (THEME) Great Gig In The Sky Encore The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. NoSoup4U! Touch of Grey

Maze, Colette  Born 16 June 1914  (Paris, France) Died 19 November 2023  (Paris, France) Age at death: 109  (read death notice) French pianist. Still releasing albums well past 100. (THEME) Gray Panthers

McAlpine, Donald Born 13 April 1934  (Quandialla, Australia) Australian cinematographer nominated for an Oscar for his work on Moulin Rouge Waiting for the Hearse

McAlpine, Kenneth  Born 21 September 1920  (Cobham, UK) Died 8 April 2023  (Gimli Peak, Canada) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Oldest living F1 driver, raced for Connaught Engineering between 1952 and 1955. Frail or cancerous (THEME) Old As Dirt

McBride, Willie John Born 6 June 1940  (Toombridge, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Legendary Irish rugby union player, one of the all-time British greats. ANGELS

McCall, Mitzi Date and place of birth unknown American actress and comedian. (THEME) Laugh-in to the Grave

McCallion, Hazel  Born 14 February 1921  (Port Daniel, Canada) Died 29 January 2023  (Mississauga, Ontario, Canada) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Longest-serving mayor of Mississauga, nicknamed "Hurricane Hazel" due to her outspoken political views. Ah, the ol’ team Cobbled on the Eve

McCallum, David  Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 25 September 2023  (New York, New York, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Don't Eat The Figs I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Who Turned out the lights?

McCallum, Eileen Born 2 December 1936  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish soap actress appearing on "Take the High Road." (THEME) Jocks Away

McCann, Eamonn Born 10 March 1943  (Derry, United Kingdom) Irish politician, and civil activist for the People Before Profit movement, had to quit for health reasons The Conqueror Worm

McCarrick, Archbishop Theodore Born 7 July 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) American former cardinal who was laicized after a sexual abuse scandal (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys (THEME) Pazuzu 5 Points

McCarthy, Cormac  Born 20 July 1933  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Died 13 June 2023  (Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Very famous author (No Country for Old Men, The Road) surprisingly underpicked so far in DDP history. (THEME) Pulling up the Daisies

McCarthy, Tim Born 20 June 1949  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former Secret Service agent best known for being the man who effectively saved Ronald Reagan's life/stopped John Hinckley from fucking Jodie Foster. (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...

McCarthy (politician), Kevin Born 26 January 1965  (Bakersfield, California, USA) Republican leader in the House of Representatives, an accidental promotion, he'll be gone sooner rather than later (THEME) The Right to Die

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Cobbled on the Eve (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Funeral Directors Apprentice 2023 (THEME) Great-Dead Britons (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky Wisconsin Reaper Beater 2.0 Lived so let's die Rotting Kanzlerin (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

McCarty, Jim Born 25 July 1943  (Liverpool, UK) Drummer for the Yardbirds, the only man to have appeared in all the group's incarnations. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McCaskey, Virginia Halas Born 5 January 1923  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Owner of the Chicago bears American football team. Frail or cancerous Tentoesup

McClurg, Edie Born 23 July 1945  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) American supporting actress and more recently voice actress 2024 Here No More Captain Hemlock's Twenty (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy  Shovelful of Dirt Swimming in the Death Pool There's A Shiva In The Park

McColl, Colin Born 9 June 1932  (UK) Head of the MI6 from 1989 to 1994. Apricot Crumble

McColl, Ian Born 6 January 1933  (place of birth unknown) British surgeon and professor who was awarded for his excellence with a life peerage, the Baron of Dulwich Still_Drunkasaskunk

McConnell, Mitch Born 20 February 1942  (Sheffield, Alabama, USA) US Senator from Kentucky since 1985. SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH (THEME) The Right to Die

McCourt, Malachy Born 20 September 1931  (New York, USA) Irish/American who has manged to do a bit of everything, actor, author and in 2006 was the Green Party candidate for New York but lost. (THEME) Pazuzu 5 Points Beat the Cost of Living Crisis with One Simple Trick! Rigor Mort Us (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock

MCCREADIE, EDDIE Born 15 April 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish footballer and manager. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS

McCulloch (actor), Ian Born 18 November 1939  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor who was doomed to play zombies and other post-apocalyptic survivors ever since his turn in the 70s TV series Survivors (THEME) Jocks Away

McDaniel, William J. Born 26 February 1943  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Retired Rear Admiral of the US Navy. (THEME) The Elders of Reality TV

McDermott, Terry Born 8 December 1951  (Liverpool, United Kingdom) English midfielder of the legendary Liverpool team of the 1970s and early 1980s, in which he won three European Cups and five league titles (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2023 United

McDevitt, Chas Born 4 December 1934  (Glasgow, UK) Skiffle musician, one of the few to achieve any measure of success outside the UK. (THEME) Funk Pop a Roll

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Dead Is Dead

McDonald, Colin Born 17 November 1928  (Glen Iris, Victoria, USA) Opening batsman for the Australian international cricket team in the 1950s. Died in 2021 which wasn't found out until much later. (THEME) Sudden Death

McDonald, Country Joe Born 1 January 1942  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of 1960s band Country Joe and the Fish. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Pistonbroke William Hague's Special Friend

McDougall, Frank  Born 21 February 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 1 October 2023  (Scotland) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Scottish striker of the late 70s and early 80s Windsor the Troll

McDowell, Colin Born in Northumberland, United Kingdom  (exact date unknown) Combative fashion editor for the Sunday Times, born 1936. Tragic, our Maurice!

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. (THEME) Lost of the Lost (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

McEntire, Reba Born 28 March 1955  (McAlester, Oklahoma, USA) Phenomenally successful country singer and occasional actress, now an elder stateswoman of the genre. A Spot of Death

McGarvey, Frank  Born 17 March 1956  (Glasgow, UK) Died 1 January 2023  () Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Scottish Footballer who played as a forward, mainly for St Mirren and Celtic where he won two league titles and made 7 appearances for Scotland 2024? – no thank you! I’ll leave before Banana's Peel Slippers The Love Boat Day in the Death Droller Coaster drunkasaskunk Skate Dumpers Expiry Date 2023 David Quantick's Showbiz Pals GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Octopus of Odstock Once You Go Black Only Fools and Corpses Pan Breed Pazuzu United Plan B from Outer Space Salmon Mousse Smart Beta Southerners Stiffs (THEME) Sudden Death Heading Nowhere The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2023 The Living End The Sound of the Underground (THEME) They think it's all over  Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Die Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Windsor the Troll

McGinley, Ken Date and place of birth unknown British anti-nuclear testing activist, he observed several nuclear tests and now suffers from cancer, hmm…. born in 1938. Going Underground

McGovern, Maureen Born 27 July 1949  (Youngstown, Ohio, USA) Singer who had a big 70s hit with her cover of 'The Poseidon Adventure' theme "The Morning After". Announced she had dementia in 2022. Bad 4 U, You Look Dying & Decaying

McGrath, Joseph Born 28 March 1928  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish director, who directed the first Beatles music videos. Tragic, our Maurice!

McGregor, Bob Born 3 April 1944  (Falkirk, Scotland) Scottish former competitive swimmer ANGELS

McGregor, Freddie Born 27 June 1956  (Clarendon, Jamaica) Reggae singer, had a top 10 hit in the UK with "Just Don't Want to Be Lonely" in 1987. (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

McGuigan, Rupert Date and place of birth unknown Former private secretary to the Princess Royal, born 1941. Gooseberry Crumble

McGuinness, Tom Born 2 December 1941  (London, UK) Bassist for Manfred Mann. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McGuire, Barry Born 15 October 1935  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Rock singer & guitarist. (THEME) Great Gig In The Sky Encore (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

McGuire, Victor Born 17 March 1964  (Liverpool, UK) Husky Scouse actor, has been playing husky Scourse characters in every British sitcom for the past 30 years. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. (THEME) sid and marty coffin

McIntyre, Donald Born 22 October 1934  (Auckland, New Zealand) Opera bass baritone from New Zealand (THEME) Kiwi fruit sundae

McIntyre, Peggy Born 17 January 1932  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Small-time US actress of the 40s and 50s (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit (THEME) Gay-Tes Of Heaven (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy (THEME) Lost of the Lost Pistonbroke (THEME) batstarlord of the whotreklock The Cobbles Toll for Thee (THEME) Weird with a Beard

McKenna, Virginia Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) BAFTA award winning British actress, best known for her role in 'A Town Like Alice'. (THEME) There is nothing like a dame Unusual Suspects

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. Dai YaB'stards

McLaughlin, John Born 4 January 1942  (Doncaster, UK) Jazz fusion guitarist, much loved by musos. Worked with Miles Davis on "Bitches Brew", among myriad other projects. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights (THEME) Nice!

McLaws, Mary-Louise  Born in Sidney, Australia  (exact date unknown) Died 12 August 2023  (Sydney, Australia) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Professor of Epidemiology. The B-Team

McLean, Don Born 2 October 1945  (New Rochelle, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter, the man who popuarlised the phrase "the day the music died" with his seven-minute-long karaoke room killer "American Pie". (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2

McLean, Una Born 12 January 1930  (Strathaven, Scotland) Scottish stage actress most notably for her pantomime appearances drunkasaskunk Windsor's OBE

McLeish, Tom Born 5 January 1960  (London, UK) Cambridge educated professor of physics, noted for work in fluid dynamics, Fellow of the Royal Society. Died in February without a QO. Blueberry Crumble

McLintock, Frank Born 28 December 1939  (Glasgow, Scotland) Legendary former Arsenal captain, who also played for QPR. Sad News FC (THEME) They think it's all over

Mcllroy, Joel Born 8 August 1973  (Sydney, Australia) Australian actor best known as Flynn Saunders on 'Home and Away'. (THEME) Slippery Soap

McMahon, Jim Born 21 August 1959  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) Retired American footballer. You Have 1 Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. (THEME) Miscreants

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. (THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2023 (THEME) Grappling with Mortality Matt Hancock's Unwashed Cock

McManus, Michelle Born 8 May 1980  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish singer and TV presenter that was 2003's Pop Idol. (THEME) Well, Somebody Ate All The Pies

McMichael, Steve Born 17 October 1957  (Houston, Texas, USA) NFL player and wrestler, AKA "Mongo". 2024? – no thank you! I’ll leave before Banana's Peel Slippers Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Carkers Convention 2023 Captain Hemlock's Twenty  The Love Boat Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead and Deader V: Carrion My Wayward Son Deceased Hose Droller Coaster Ethnic Cleansing Skate Dumpers Expiry Date 2023 Fade to Black Faster Than A Dead Horse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Going Underground GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten Heaven or Hell? Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill LL's Pool  LW's Czech Out The Misers Octopus of Odstock Old People Smell Of Piss Once You Go Black Pan Breed Peter Falk's Friends Plan B from Outer Space A Trophy For Atrophy Salmon Mousse Shaun of the Dead 69 Smart Beta Southerners Stiffs Statik Charge Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Sound of the Underground This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Very Ill Turned Very Dead Waiting for the Hearse Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

McMillan, Ian Born 18 March 1931  (Airdrie, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer, nicknamed "The Wee Prime Minister." The Deadest Of The Dead

McNally, Paddy Born 20 December 1937  (Gravesend, Kent, England) Autosports businessman, often worked with Bernie Ecclestone. Was once partner to Sarah, Duchess of York before she married that one nonce. Blueberry Crumble

McNaught, Ken Born 11 January 1955  (Kirkcaldy, UK) Part of Aston Villa's 1982 European Cup-winning side. Also scored in their 1983 European Super Cup win against Barcelona. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

McParland, Peter Born 25 April 1934  (Newry, Down, Northern Ireland) Former Aston Villa and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored both goals in the Villa's FA Cup victory over Manchester United in 1957. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

McPhee, Tony  Born 23 March 1944  (Humberston, UK) Died 6 June 2023  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) English guitarist, and founder of the blues rock band Groundhogs One Eyed Jacks

McQueen, Gordon  Born 26 June 1952  (Kilbirnie, Ayrshire, Scotland) Died 15 June 2023  (Hutton Rudby, United KIngdom) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Former Leeds United and Manchester United central defender. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Funeral Directors Apprentice 2023  Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Min Reaper (THEME) Sudden Death (THEME) They think it's all over

McQuillan, Alan Date and place of birth unknown FORMER PSNI Assistant Chief Constable The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2023

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE

McTell, Ralph Born 3 December 1944  (Farnborough, Kent, England) English folk singer-songwriter of 'Streets of London' fame. (THEME) Dead Beats

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. Bad 4 U, You Look Dying & Decaying (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Aye, they're off the fags alright Dead Is Dead Death Can Be Funny (THEME) Gone Solo (THEME) Musical chairs (THEME) Weird with a Beard

Medich, Ron Born 11 April 1948  (Innisfail, Queensland, Australia) Australian property developer imprisoned for contracting a murder of a rival. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Possibly dead, pick at your own risk! Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Equatic Doom (THEME) The Survivors

Medvedev, Dmitry Born 14 September 1965  (Leningrad, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union) Russian politician and former prime minister and president of Russia. (THEME) Just in Case

Medvedev, Vadim Andreyevich Born 29 March 1929  (St Petersburg, Russia) Russian politician and member of the Politburo since 1988. Death Is International

Medvedeva, Evgenia Born 19 November 1999  (Moscow, Russia) Russian figure skater who has broken multiple records. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Medwin, Terry Born 25 September 1932  (Swansea, Wales) Former Tottenham Hotspur and Wales winger. Grobler's Stiff Ones The Deadest Of The Dead

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. (THEME) OAPs (THEME) Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou...

Meier, Richard Born 12 October 1934  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) US architect and Pritzker Prize winner of 1984 (THEME) The Politicorpses

Meisner, Randy  Born 8 March 1946  (Scottsbluff, Nebraska, USA) Died 26 July 2023  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) Founding member of The Eagles. Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Mejia, Hipolito Born 22 February 1941  (Santiago de los Caballeros, Dominican Republic) President of the Dominican Republic from 2000-04. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME

Mellencamp, John Born 7 October 1951  (Seymour, Indiana, USA) Also known as Johnny Cougar. He's a rock musician & songwriter. (THEME) Hoosier Deaddy?? (THEME) Weird with a Beard

Meltzer, Dave Born 24 October 1959  (New York City, New York, USA) American professional wrestling and MMA journalist. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Melvin, Murray  Born 10 August 1932  (Hampstead, London, United Kingdom) Died 14 April 2023  (London, United Kingdom) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) English stage and film actor (THEME) Exiting The Stage

Mendes, Sergio Born 11 February 1941  (Rio, Brazil) Bossa nova musician, creator of the "played every time Brazil features in a film or on TV" classic "Mas Que Nada". Ohhh-ahhh-eee-ya-yo. Bucket Of Blood

MENDES, Shawn Born 8 August 1998  (Toronto, Canada) Canadian singer-songwriter with 2 Billboard-topping albums released before the age of 18. Little shite… (THEME) DDP 2063 (THEME) Tik Tok… It’s Time

Menes, Pierre Born 29 June 1963  (Paris, France) Outspoken French football pundit and commentator. (THEME) Oui Oui Baguette

Mengistu, Haile Mariam Born 27 May 1937  (Addis Ababa, Ethiopia) Absolute shit of a man who was former dictator of Ethiopia. The Alternative Deathlist

Mensah-Bonsu, Pops Born 7 September 1983  (Tottenham, London, United Kingdom) British basketball executive and former player (THEME) Rolls Off The Tongue

Menzel-Jordan, Kathe Born 7 September 1916  (Erfurt, Province of Saxony, German Empire) German architect. (THEME) One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Mercer, Bill Born 13 February 1926  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Sportscaster who did TV commentary for WCCW (the Von Erichs tragedy wrestling company) in the 1980s. Living in a Box

Mercier, Michelle Born 1 January 1939  (Nice, France) French actress and diva of 1960's cinema. (THEME) Drop Dead Diva

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. (THEME) On yer bike! Partridge As Reaper

Meredith, James Born 25 June 1933  (Kosciusko, Mississippi, USA) American Civil Rights figure. Haben die Spaten

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. God, It's Brutal Out Here (THEME) Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The End of the World As We Know It

Merkel, Angela Born 17 July 1954  (Hamburg, Germany) longtime german chancellor, basically the Brezhnev of Germany AbraCadaver Deader than a Dead Thing

Metuktire, Raoni Born in Kapot, Brazil  (exact date unknown) Chief of the Kayapo people and rainforest preservation campaigner. Faucheuse’s main list (THEME) Pazuzu 5 Points Perhaps' Pointless Punts

Meves, Karl-Ulrich Born 13 November 1928  (Hamburg, Germany) German voice actor, dubbed Grover in the German edition of 'Sesame Street'. (THEME) Acting as in the Twenties

Michael, Glen Born in Devon, England  (exact date unknown) Scottish children's television presenter and entertainer. Born c. 1926. c. a. daver I've Been Dying To Play This VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER!

Michael of Kent, Prince Born 4 July 1942  (Coppins, Iver, Buckinghamshire, England) Cousin of the Queen, Grandson of King George V. Mainly has a ceremonial role, and is especially linked with Wimbledon's tennis prizegivings. Death Stinks Matt Hancock's Unwashed Cock

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Michaels, Lorne Born 17 November 1944  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada or British mandate of Palestine) Canadian-American TV producer and comedian best known for creating Saturday Night Live. (THEME) Laugh-in to the Grave

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Mignolet, Simon Born 6 August 1988  (Sint-Truiden, Belgium) Sunderland AFC reserve goalkeeper. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Mikasa, Princess Born 4 June 1923  (Tokyo, Japan) One of the members of the Japanese Royal Family. Couldn't Think of a Team Name Death Is International Diego

Milan, Lita Born in Brooklyn, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Actress and widow of playboy dictator's son Ramfis Trujillo. Born 1933. (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT

Miles, Sarah Born 31 December 1941  (Ingatestone, Essex, England) English Academy Award nominated actress. BANGELS

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour (THEME) Once Shaggable, Now Baggable Wayne Manor

Miley, Peggy Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Actress in numerous films and TV shows over the years who also appeared in a fondly-remembered Cheerios commercial. Born 1941. (THEME) Perfect 10

Milius, John Born 11 April 1944  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Screenwriter of Apocalpyse Now, and Dirty Harry. (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Millar, Syd  Born 23 May 1934  (Ballymena, N Ireland) Died 10 December 2023  () Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Former British Lion. Dr Shipman's waiting room (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Miller, Abby Lee Born 21 September 1965  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Dance instructor and star of the reality show "Dance Moms". Recently served time in prison for bankruptcy fraud and seemingly has a number of severe health issues. Cobbled on the Eve

Miller, Dennis Born 3 November 1953  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Standup comedian and former SNL cast member, now a show host on Russia Today (THEME) The Talking Dead

Miller, Frankie Born 2 November 1949  (Glasgow, Scotland) 70s singer best known for his duet with Phil Lynott, Still in Love with You. (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2  One Eyed Jacks

Miller, Mick Born 25 February 1950  (Liverpool, UK) Stand up comedian with a bald head and long hair down the sides so must be funny (THEME) The Dead Parrots Society

Millhauser, Steven Born 3 August 1943  (New York, USA) American novelist and short story writer. He won the 1997 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for his novel Martin Dressler (THEME) Pulling up the Daisies

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE

Milner, Brenda Born 15 July 1918  (Manchester, England) English-born Canadian pioneer in the field of neuropsychology. (THEME) Old As Dirt

Milnes, Sherrill Born 10 January 1935  (Downers Grove, Illinois, United States) American dramatic baritone most famous for his Verdi roles (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Milo, Sandra Born 11 March 1933  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress, beloved of Fellini. Played the mistress, Carla, in "8 1/2". (THEME) Perfect 10

Milsap, Ronnie Born 16 January 1943  (Robbinsville, North Carolina, USA) Popular country music singer. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Mimms, Garnet Born 16 November 1933  (Ashland, West Virginia, USA) Soul Singer of Cry Baby, later covered by Janis Joplin. LW's Czech Out

Minco, Marga  Born 31 March 1920  (Ginneken, Netherlands) Died 10 July 2023  (Amsterdam, The Netherlands) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Dutch journalist and writer. Dr Shipman's waiting room

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Chelski Pensioners Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Error 404s (THEME) Exiting The Stage God, It's Brutal Out Here Grim McGraw John Key's List Trumps Disinfectant Chumps Madonna's Hand Of Bod Over The Rainbow  Poppin’ Clogs Forgotten But Not Gone Statik Charge Women's Deaths Matter Too

Minor, Ryan  Born 5 January 1974  (Canton, Ohio, United States) Died 22 December 2023  () Age at death: 49  (read death notice) American former professional baseball third baseman who played four seasons in Major League Baseball, from 1998 to 2001, with the Baltimore Orioles and Montreal Expos Banana's Peel Slippers Fade to Black Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Mirisch, Walter  Born 8 November 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 24 February 2023  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) American film producer and founder of the Mirisch corporation Down Under Death Merchants Huddled Masses Mortem Omnibus (THEME) Old As Dirt One Eyed Jacks The Old Ones are the Pests Wayne Manor

Mitcham, Judson Born in Monroe, Georgia, United States  (exact date unknown) Author and poet best known for being the state of Georgia's tenth official poet laureate between 2012 and 2019, born 1948 (THEME) Willie Spence Memorial Deathsquad

Mitchell, Ann Born 22 April 1939  (Stepney, London, United Kingdom) British actress who supports her passion for the stage with appearances in every British TV show ever (THEME) Not Going in a Black Cab

Mitchell, George Born 20 August 1933  (Waterville, Maine, USA) Former US senator for Maine, who then became one of the pivotal names of the Northern Ireland peace process. (THEME) Dying Donkeys Perhaps' Pointless Punts The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2023

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. 2024 Here No More (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) CLOG POPPERS For whom the bell tolls Going, Going, Gone Naked Florida Gravediggers (THEME) Thats 70's Mixtape (THEME) The Dead Kennedys

Mitchell, Kenneth Born 25 November 1974  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian Actor, Miracle. Puzlman's Passing Picks

Miyamoto, Shigeru Born 16 November 1952  (Sonobe, Japan) Legendary Nintendo game developer whose creations of Super Mario Bros. and Zelda entertained and formed generations 20 Random Guys Part 3

Miyazaki, Hayao Born 5 January 1941  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese manga artist and animator whose anime film 'Spirited Away' won the Best Animated Feature Oscar in 2002. (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Mizuno, Hideko Born 29 October 1939  (Shimooseki, Japan) One of the first successful female Japanese shōjo manga artists (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor (THEME) Pazuzu Bad Boys People I Think Might Die In 2023 United

Modiano, Patrick Born 30 July 1945  (Boulogne-Billancourt, France) French Nobel laureate novelist. (THEME) Literarily Dead

Modrow, Hans  Born 27 January 1928  (Jasienica, Weimar Republic) Died 11 February 2023  (Berlin, Germany) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) German politician and the last communist premier of East Germany (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Moffat, Allan Born 11 October 1939  (Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada) Canadian-Australian racing driver. (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List

Moggi, Luciano Born 10 July 1937  (Monticiano, Italy) Italian sports agent, a somewhat shady club advisor and central figure in a 2000s match fixing scandal Here's Who You Could Have Won

Mohamad, Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Setar, Malaysia) Two-time and incumbent prime minister of Malaysia, the oldest serving elected world leader as of the start of 2019. Champion Funeral Home (THEME) Complications from a fall (THEME) Dead Leaders Down Under Death Merchants Feng Shui Pig (THEME) Hell to the Chief (THEME) Pazuzu 5 Points Peter Falk's Friends Plausible Passings of 2023 (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife

Moissi, Bettina Born 15 October 1923  (Berlin, Germany) German actress, played the female lead in 'Long is the Road', a 1948 drama noted as the first German film to portray the Holocaust. (THEME) Acting as in the Twenties

Moll, Richard  Born 13 January 1943  (Pasadena, California, USA) Died 26 October 2023  (Big Bear Lake, California, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Actor of film and TV. Voice over work as Two-face in the Batman animation series. (THEME) DCAU Demises

Momaday, N. Scott Born 27 February 1934  (Lawton, Oklahoma, United States) Novelist, short story writer, essayist, and poet. His novel House Made of Dawn was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1969, and is considered the first major work of the Native American Renaissance. (THEME) Pulling up the Daisies

Moncur, Bobby Born 19 January 1945  (Perth, Scotland) Former Scotland, Newcastle & Sunderland player, later a manager. (THEME) They think it's all over

Moneo, Rafael Born 9 May 1937  (Tudela, Spain) A fine Spanish architect, Pritzker Prize winner of 1996 (THEME) The Politicorpses

Monte, Eric Born 25 December 1943  (Chicago, Illionois, USA) African-American scriptwriter for All in the Family and The Jeffersons. Fell into crack cocaine addiction and homelessness (THEME) Criterion Afterlife Edition

Moon, Mary Date and place of birth unknown Actress in a number of bit-part roles during the 70s. (THEME) ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE

Moone, Maggie Born 5 July 1953  (Birmingham, England) British singer appearing on "Name That Tune." (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Moore, Dorothy Born 13 October 1946  (Jackson, Mississippi, USA) R&B singer of 'Misty Blue' fame. (THEME) Decomposing Blubber

Moore, Sam Born 12 October 1935  (Miami, Florida, USA) One half of Rock n Roll Hall of Fame act, Sam and Dave. (THEME) Hits Of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today (THEME) Keeping the band alive!! (THEME) The Survivors

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. (THEME) Miscreants

Moore, Shemar Born 20 April 1970  (Oakland, California, USA) American TV actor, first in The Young and the Restless, and occasional fashion model SAMSONS AND DELILAHS

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. bry80cr (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Moore (footballer), Terry Born 8 June 1951  (Nuriootpa, South Australia) Australian Rules Footballer. (THEME) He's Making A List, He's Checking It Twice

Mordvichev, Andrey Born 14 January 1976  (Soviet Union) Russian military lieutenant general. (THEME) Just in Case

Moreland, Mo  Born in   (exact date unknown) Died 15 December 2023  (Blackpool, United Kingdom) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1936 BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE (THEME) Decomposing Blubber

Morella, Connie Born 12 February 1931  (Somerville, Massachussets, USA) Maryland congresswoman from 1987 to 2003. Dirt Nappers

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. (THEME) ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT (THEME) Nearly Dead Kennedys (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends Where's My Damn List?

Morgan, David Born 10 June 1937  (Tredegar, Wales) Cricket administrator. (THEME) Five Minute Bell Ends

Morgan, Derrick Born 27 March 1940  (Clarendon, Jamaica) Pre-Bob Marley Reggae star pedro's catacomb ensemble

morgan, jane Born 3 May 1924  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Popular singer from the 1950s. (THEME) #1 Hits (THEME) Pop goes the Wurzels (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers

Morgan, Jaye P. Born 3 December 1931  (Montezuma County, Colorado, USA) Husky-voiced singer and actress. Frequently appeared as a judge on 'The Gong Show', but was banned from it after exposing her breasts on national TV. Not to be confused with the long-deceased banker whose name was the source of her "Jaye P" nickname. (THEME) Syndication Zombies

Morgan, Kenneth O. Born 16 May 1934  (Wales, Great Britain) Baron Morgan, Welsh historian and intellectual leader of the Welsh Labour Party Here's Who You Could Have Won

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. even one's a win (THEME) The Talking Dead (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list Vale: These 20 Cunts

Morgan, Priscilla Born 14 January 1934  (Essex, United Kingdom) British TV actress, more from the B-list, however married to DeathList favourite Clive Dunn until his death. (THEME) Lost of the Lost

Mori, Hamako Born 18 February 1930  (Asakusa, Japan) Gamer Grandma is a Japanese video game YouTuber and esports player. She is known to have been playing video and esports games for nearly 4 decades Ah, the ol’ team

Mori, Yoshiro Born 14 July 1937  (Nomi, Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan) Former Prime Minister of Japan. (THEME) Political Correctness Gone Mad

Moriarty, P.H. Born 27 February 1939  (Deptford, London, England) Actor - 'The Long Good Friday'. Time's-up Team

Morin, Edgar Born 7 August 1921  (Paris, France) French philosopher and sociologist. (THEME) Oui Oui Baguette

MORISSON, GEORGE Born in Tramore, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish documentary filmmaker, born in 1922, and apparently, still alive! (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Moroder, Giorgio Born 26 April 1940  (Urtijei, Italy) Celebrated music producer whose distinctive synth-based disco sound was highly influential from the 1970s onwards. (THEME) Thats 70's Mixtape

Morris, Chris Born 15 June 1962  (Colchester, Essex, England) English controversial comedian and filmmaker. (THEME) Dying of Pretentiousness

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. Ah, the ol’ team Deathlist.net I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Lidders Late Lamentables Soylent Green Is You Spectre of Death ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Morris, Garrett Born 1 February 1937  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Actor and comedian, one of the original cast of 'Saturday Night Live' in 1975. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Morrisett, Lloyd  Born 11 February 1929  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Died 23 January 2023  (San Diego, California, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Experimental psychologist with a focus on education. Best known for co-founding the Children's Television Workshop, and by proxy co-creating 'Sesame Street'. (THEME) The Dead Kennedys

Morrison, Scott Born 13 May 1958  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Climate change-denying former Prime Minister of Australia. Months after he was swept out of office in 2022, he was censured by Parliament over a scandal where he secretly held multiple ministerial positions while PM. Vale: These 20 Cunts

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, Paul Born 23 February 1938  (New York, New York, USA) Andy Warhol-aligned film director whose usage of Warhol superstar Holly Woodlawn made him one of the first to cast a transgender actress in starring roles. Apricot Crumble

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. Wayne Manor

Morsay, (rapper) Born 19 August 1980  (Beaumont-sur-Oise, France) French rapper, has some popular videos made about him (THEME) International Dying Festival

Mortimer, Angela Born 21 April 1932  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Retired tennis player. Winner of three Grand Slam titles including Wimbledon in 1961. ANGELS Drop Dead Celebration (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport (THEME) THE FINAL WHISTLE

MORTIMER, Bob Born 23 May 1959  (Middlesborough, England) Comedian and actor, one half of the Reeves and Mortimer surreal comedy act. Dead Wait Much Ado About Snuffing Statik Charge Stone Dead Cert Two Coins & A Punt

Mota, Manny Born 18 February 1938  (Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic) Former MLB outfielder who later spent 33 years as a coach with the LA Dodgers. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Mota, Rosa Born 29 June 1958  (Porto, Portugal) Portuguese former marathon runner, also called "the greatest female marathon runner ever" (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Motson, John  Born 10 July 1945  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Died 23 February 2023  (United Kingdom) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) Nerdy, long-time, sheepskin-clad football commentator. Pull my finger

Motta, Gianni Born 13 March 1943  (Cassano d'Adda, Italy) Italian cyclist with a couple of trophies in the shelf, right next to the positive doping test (THEME) On yer bike!

Mountcharles, Henry Born 25 May 1951  () Peer who has cultivated an image as the "rock 'n' roll aristocrat" through putting on numerous shows at his ancestral home, Slane Castle. (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Mouse, Stanley Born 10 October 1940  (Fresno, California, USA) Artist well known for his psychedelic rock poster designs and album covers for Grateful Dead Journey and other bands. Pretty Noose

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Ambulance chaser (THEME) Great Gig In The Sky Encore (THEME) Rockers who Rolled to the graveyard

Moyers, Bill Born 5 June 1934  (Hugo, Oklahoma, USA) Journalist and White House Press Secretary under LBJ, one of the few major personnel left from his administration. Grim McGraw

MrBeast, (youtuber) Born 7 May 1998  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) For better or worse, the currently most successful video streamer on the planet, real name Jimmy Donaldson 20 Random Guys Part 3

Mubarak, Suzanne Born 28 February 1941  (Al Minya Governorate, Egypt) Wife of deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak. Alternative Observations 2023

Mueller-Stahl, Armin Born 17 December 1930  (Sovetsk, Russia) German film actor. (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Mujica, Jose Born 20 May 1935  (Montevideo, Uruguay) Modest living President of Uruguay from 2010 to 2015. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Mulgrew, James Born 17 October 1945  (Cookstown, N Ireland) AKA Jimmy Cricket, an Irish comedian. Dai YaB'stards

Mull, Martin Born 18 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Comedian and actor ("Clue", "Arrested Development", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch") who always seemed more comfortable playing guitar and painting than trying to be a A-list star. (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Mullavey, Greg Born 10 September 1939  (Buffalo, New York, USA) US TV actor, Carly's grandfather in icarly (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends

Müller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. (THEME) Literarily Dead

Mullins, Michael J. Born 9 November 1953  (place of birth unknown) English salsa vocalist for Modern Romance. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Munger, Charlie  Born 1 January 1924  (Omaga, Nebraska, USA) Died 28 November 2023  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Vice chairman of Berkshire Hathaway and long-time associate of "The Oracle of Omaha" Warren Buffett. And they all died Dead and Deader V: Carrion My Wayward Son Departures Board

muniz, frankie Born 5 December 1985  (Wood-Ridge, New Jersey, USA) Star of quirky noughties US sitcom 'Malcolm in the Middle'. The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. Winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2013. A Submarine Torpedoes and Sinks The Love Boat (THEME) Nobel Notables (THEME) Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts The Rotting Corpses of the Undead (THEME) Literarily Dead

Munroe, Carmen Born in Berbice, Guyana  (exact date unknown) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com

Murayama, Tomiichi Born 3 March 1924  (Oita Prefecture, Japan) Prime Minister of Japan from 1994 to 1996. Was the first Japanese PM to publicly apologise for the conduct of Japan in the Second World War. (THEME) Hell to the Chief (THEME) Political Correctness Gone Mad

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hac 2nd time's a charm (THEME) A Brush (or more) with the Law Bladerunner Chelski Pensioners Coffin Fit Dai YaB'stards Dead Is Dead Deadwig (THEME) Dick Smith's OzEDeath List Dirt Nappers Down Under Death Merchants Equatic Doom Hangman's XX I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader It's A Grim World After All Noz4news Only Fools and Corpses Pearly Gates Reaping the Benefits Soylent Green Is You Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Steve's Stiffs (THEME) The Right to Die The Alternative Deathlist Vale: These 20 Cunts  Who Turned out the lights?

Murguia, Ana Ofelia  Born 8 December 1933  (Ciudad de Mexico, Mexico) Died 31 December 2023  (Mexico) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Hugely important Mexican actress, now known all over the world for voicing Mama Coco in the Pixar movie Zero Hit's Wishlist

Murov, Yevgeny Born 18 November 1945  (Zvenigorod, Moscow Oblast, Soviet Union) Russian political figure and former director of the Federal Protective Service. (THEME) The Ukrainian Actuary

Murphy, Ben Born 6 March 1942  (Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA) Actor who played Kid Curry in TV show "Alias Smith and Jones". (THEME) All these moments will be lost

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. (THEME) Comedy Cremations (THEME) Last of The Summer Winos (THEME) Laughing in the face of Death. (THEME) The Dead Parrots Society (THEME) The Retched pong of Brit sit-com (THEME) YOU'LL DIE LAUGHING

Murphy, Peter Born 11 July 1957  (Northampton, England) English singer-songwriter, former vocalist for the band Bauhaus, known as the Godfather of Goth. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Murphy (actor), Michael Born 5 May 1938  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American stage, TV; and film actor who enjoys playing important, shady men in grey suits (THEME) Criterion Afterlife Edition

Murray, Anne Born 20 June 1945  (Springhill, Nova Scotia, Canada) Singer who paved the way for the later success of other Canadian female singers such as Céline Dion and Shania Twain. (THEME) Dead And Dusted 2 Jumptheshark V 14.0 (now living in Derby)

Murray, Bill Born 21 September 1950  (Wilmette, Illinois, USA) Comic actor of 'Ghostbusters', 'Groundhog Day" and 'Lost In Translation' fame. Wisconsin Reaper Beater 2.0

Murray, Billy Born 6 October 1941  (Forest Gate, England) Actor who played the villanous Johnny Allen on Eastenders. (THEME) Softly Softly Catchee Monkey(pox)

Murray, Brian Doyle Born 31 October 1945  (Evanston, Illinois, United States) Bill Murray's older brother and has appeared in some of his films such as Caddyshack and Groudhog Day (THEME) The Gang joins the DDP