COME ON VIRGINIA, SHOW ME A SIGN
Kindly old lady Virginia McLaurin has died aged 113 according to her obituaries, though she was probably actually 105. Imagine being 105 and feeling that’s not impressive enough. A longtime community volunteer, she danced with the Obamas in 2016 and it was enough for a QO six years later. Couldn’t you have danced with Ronnie Hellström, Barry? Her death gives points to three teams, and leaves Fauja Singh distraught over the loss of his longevity claimant partner in crime.
Virginia McLaurin
12 March 1909 – 14 November 2022, aged “113”
3 TEAMS (💀💀💀 3 POINTS)