Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2026: M

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Bourbon-Two Sicilies, Princess Maria Chiara of Born 1 January 2005  (Rome, Italy) Italian socialite and influencer who is richer in her early twenties than you will ever be. OnlyFranz

Mabbutt, Gary Born 23 August 1961  (Bristol, UK) Spurs captain and a folk hero in Coventry, after his own goal gave the Sky Blues a 3-2 win in the 1987 FA Cup final. Has long fought Type 1 diabetes. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Macapagal-Arroyo, Gloria Born 5 April 1947  (San Juan, Philippines) President of Philippines from 2001-2010. Now facing corruption charges. (THEME) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

MacDonald, Jeffrey R. Born 12 October 1943  (Jamaica, New York, USA) American United States Army captain who was convicted in August 1979 of murdering his pregnant wife and two daughters in February 1970 while serving as an Army Special Forces physician. In 1993 the BBC documentary television series Great Crimes and Trial Wanted Dead, Not Alive

MacDonald, Jerry Born 13 March 1933  (Magnolia, Texas, USA) Reality TV participant, who was the oldest House Guest on Big Brother USA. (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

MacDonald, Peter Born 16 December 1928  (Teec Nos Pos, Arizona, U.S.A) Native American politician and the only four term Chairman of the Navajo Nation. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)

Mace, Joan Born 26 June 1919  (Essex, UK) 4h7H&&HH^ jj *&H765 0(iKj76) 6VC$""7jnN && GgHT jJ YU%^% Translation : - Bletchley Park codebreaking veteran Bastard Must’ve Died

Macfarlane, Seth Born 26 October 1973  (Kent, Connecticut, USA) Actor, animator and creator of the marmite-like cartoon show 'Family Guy'. (THEME) I Hear Voices

MacGraw, Ali Born 1 April 1939  (Pound Ridge, New York, USA) Frequently nominated US film and stage actress and once the wife of Steve McQueen (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

MACGREGOR, Jimmie Born 10 March 1930  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish folk singer and broadcaster. (THEME) Jocks Away

MacGregor, John Born 14 February 1937  (London, England) Conservative cabinet minister in the Thatcher and Major governments. (THEME) No More Expenses

Macintyre, William Born 14 August 2007  (Nash, Buckinghamshire, UK) I had better be quick in publishing this bio as the clock it ticking. British racing driver, who most recently competed in the GB3 Championship in 2025 for Elite Motorsport and for Hitech Pulse-Eight in 2024. Was I in time??? 2027? No thank you! (THEME) A Question of Sprouts Banana's Not Quite Ripe Bootleg Boat B-team Cancel My Appointments The Love Boat  (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Fade to Black La Faucheuse  Haben die Spaten I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is  Life Got Cold LW's Czech Out Shaun of the Dead 69  Stiff Competition Summer in Transylvania

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. (THEME) Jocks Away (THEME) No More Expenses The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul The Old Ones are the Pests (THEME) We're all Doomed!

MacKenzie, Aggie Born 12 October 1955  (Rothiemurchus, Scotland) One half of the 'How Clean Is Your House?' duo. Gone Solo

Mackie, Bob Born 24 March 1939  (Monterey Park, USA) American fashion designer for the stars. (THEME) BOBBING FOR APPLES Huddled Masses

Mackins, Ayanna Born 26 November 1978  (Media, Pennsylvania, USA) Competitive reality tv star, always up for a challenge, which is helpful given she is most famous for appearing on in the hit realty show Challenge You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now

MacLachlan, Kyle Born 22 February 1959  (Yakima, Washington, U.S.A) American actor, best known for his collaborations with David Lynch, playing the role of FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks. Gone Solo

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Pointlessly changed her name from Shirley MacLean It's Grim Up North Coffin Fit Computerized Equipment Condolences  Drop Dead Gorgeous Graceful Deaths (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together (THEME) Last Christmas Pool Ghoul Rigor Mort Us SAY HELLO TO THE ANGELS Women's Deaths Matter Too

MacLeod, Johnny Born 23 November 1938  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Aston Villa winger. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

MacNeille, Tress Born 20 June 1951  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Voice actress best known for playing Dot Warner in Animaniacs and Babs Bunny in Tiny Toon Adventures. (THEME) I Hear Voices

Madden, Richard Born 18 June 1986  (Elderslie, Renfrewshire, Scotland) Actor who rose to prominence in Game of Thrones, before becoming Keeley Hawes bodyguard (winning a Golden Globe). Big screen roles include Elton John's manager John rein in Rocketman. (THEME) Disney Remake Roast

Madonna, (singer) Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. The Honey Trap (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Maduro, Nicolas Born 23 November 1962  (Caravas, Venezuela) Former bus driver who succeeded Hugo Chavez as leader of Venezuela in 2013. It's not going well. (THEME) Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep

Maertens, Gregoire Born 1 January 1924  (Bruges, Belgium) Flemish Esperantist. What? You want more? OK, he was in the boy scouts and had a puppy called flipper (it means something different in Esperanto) which never saved any children from drowning and never won Crufts. Cemetery Pool

Maggart, Brandon Born 12 December 1933  (Carthage, TN, USA) primarily known for acting, he was half of Buddy & Jim on Sesame Street, Robin Williams' wrestling coach in The World According to Garp and the oldest brother, Lou, on Showtime's Brothers. He's also an accomplished painter and poet. Stay safe friends!

Maginnis, Ken Born 21 January 1938  (Tyrone, Northern Ireland) Ulster Unionist MP for Fermanagh and South Tyrone from 1983-2001. Noob_to_this

Magnotta, Luka Born 24 July 1982  (Scarborough, Ontario, Canada) Escort, model, porn actor, stripper and, oh yes, murderer. His aliases include "Canadian Psycho" and "Butcher of Montréal" I am sure his mother liked him - a bit. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies

Magnussen, Karen Born 4 April 1952  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian former competitive figure skater. She is the 1972 Olympic silver medallist and 1973 World champion. She was Canada's Female Athlete of the Year in 1971 and 1972, and was made an Officer of the Order of Canada in 1973 (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Magre, Judith Born 20 November 1926  (Montier-en-Der, France) Actress, known for Elle. Bucket Of Blood (THEME) Jane's Antique Wrinklies (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Maguire, Annie Date and place of birth unknown Irish wrongfully convicted woman who received a papal honour. (THEME) The Sick-Bed of Cuchulainn

Maguire, Mairead Born 27 January 1944  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Northern Irish peace activist, co-recipient of the 1976 Nobel Peace Prize with Betty Williams for their focus on a peaceful resolution to the Troubles. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Maguire, Ruth Born in Inverness, Scotland  (exact date unknown) SNP member of the Scottish parliament.Elected 2016.Bit of a Nicola Sturgeon critic. Daughter of former MSP John Finnie who quit the SNP to join the Greens. Born 1976. G-O-T-T-O-G-O!

Magyar, Zoltan Born 13 December 1953  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian two-time Olympic champion gymnast. (THEME) The Lord God Slayed Them All

Major, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. Dying to Win light and shade - could they go?

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1939  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Worm Fodder Final Curtain Call Living in a Box

Malek, Rami Born 12 May 1981  (Torrance, California, USA) American actor with a striking face, put to award-winning use in Bohemian Rhapsody and No Time To Die (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Mallett, Timmy Born 18 October 1955  (Hyde, Cheshire, England) Insanely annoying former presenter of children's TV show 'Wacaday'. Noob_to_this

Malone, Tom "Bones" Born 16 June 1947  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Jazz musician, best known for his trombone playing. Gone Solo

Mandel, Harvey Born 11 March 1945  (Morton Grove, Illinois, U.S.A) American guitarist best known as a member of Canned Heat (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Baron Mandelson, currently Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and First Secretary of State and President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council. 'Mandy' first came to prominence in the mid-1980s attempting to revive th (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas

Mangione, Luigi Born 6 May 1998  (Towson, Maryland, USA) Murderer, fall guy or folk hero, depending on your perspective. The man who (allegedly) shot and killed health insurance company CEO Brian Thompson. Morbid United F.C. Morrigan Who Turned out the lights? YOLO FC

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' Ambulance chaser (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey Francis of Arse-Easy 2026 Hippoposthumous (THEME) Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today JoeRam They're Loving Angels Instead (THEME) Last Christmas Murder She Wrote Say Hi to Uncle George Chemo Sabee (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers The Long Awaited Return Of The Welsh Jury Two Coins & A Punt

Manley, Scott Born 31 December 1972  (Troon, South Ayrshire, UK) Scottish-American science communication YouTuber, gamer, astrophysicist, and programmer. (THEME) BY DESIGN

Mann, Barry Born 9 February 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) One half of a hugely successful songwriting partnership with his wife, Cynthia Weil. Free Fallers'

Manne, Robert Born 31 October 1947  (Melbourne, Australia) One of Australia's leading intellectuals, apparently. Presumably just behind Crash Bandicoot and one of Savage Garden. Feng Shui Pig

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. (THEME) Dr Who's Next (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

Mansell, Nigel Born 8 August 1953  (Upton-upon-Severn, UK) Former F1 world champion, probably the UK's biggest sports star at one point although you don't see him on TV much these days. Turned out nice again

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Shirley Born 26 August 1966  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Garbage vocalist only happy when it rains. That's a bit harsh. (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall

Mantegna, Joe Born 13 November 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Delightfully evil actor and voice actor, Fat Tony in the Simpsons ..better to burn out...

Manyika, Zeke Born 23 February 1955  (Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland) Drummer for the Scottish band Orange Juice. (THEME) Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You)

Maragall, Pasqual Born 13 January 1941  (Barcelona, Spain) Catalan politician, former Mayor of Barcelona, President & Chair of the Barcelona '92 Olympic Organising committee, later President of the Catalan Parliament. Diagnosed with Alzheimer's' disease in 2007. (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Marceau, Sophie Born 17 November 1966  (Paris, France) Actress who played villain Elektra King in The World is Not Enough. (THEME) No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Marcellino, Jocko Born 12 May 1950  (USA) one of the founders of the American rock and roll group Sha Na Na. He performed with Sha Na Na at the original Woodstock Festival and in the movie Grease (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

March, Peggy Born 8 March 1948  (Lansdale, Pennsylvania, U.S.A) American pop singer known as Little Peggy March. She had a 1963 million-selling song "I Will Follow Him" but her only chart success in the UK was with "Hello Heartache, Goodbye Love" which best sums up the experience of listening to her. (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

Marchand, Corinne Born 4 December 1931  (Paris, France) French actress popular in her homeland. I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippine 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Always Look On The Bright Side (THEME) Cardavers Couldn't Think of a Team Name Deathlist.net Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Di's Dies (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Drop Dead Gorgeous Eternity Tours (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader N-Minus (THEME) Old As Dirt Pearly Gates Permanent Kip 2026 Plausible Passings of 2026 Pull my finger RIPe and near Alive (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife See You In Heaven Forgotten But Not Gone (THEME) State Funeral St Peter's Terminus - 2026 Departures Swimming in the Death Pool The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Undiscovered Country Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Windsor the Troll Women's Deaths Matter Too

Marcus, Rudolph A. Born 21 July 1923  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian-born chemist, received the 1992 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Computerized Equipment

Margarita, Infanta Born 6 March 1939  (Rome, Italy) Creator of the Duke and Duchess of Soria Cultural Foundation and Honorary President of Madrid's delegation of UNICEF. She also happens to be the younger sister of King Juan Carlos I and aunt of the reigning King Felipe VI of Spain. (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrill seeking loony. Two Coins & A Punt

Margolies, Marjorie Born 21 June 1942  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Former Democratic politician, a former member of the House of Reprsentatives. Prior to that she was a television journalist. (THEME) Pennsylvania's Pushing Daisies

Margolyes, Miriam Born 18 May 1941  (Oxford, United Kingdom) British-Australian character actress, very visible on stage and in her recent work in films. (THEME) Comedy Cremations (THEME) Fiona's Immortals You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Murder She Wrote Not at All Well SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH The Spanners

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. Dust in the Wind Gipton Undertakers (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) State Funeral

Marguerre, Wolfgang Born 1 January 1941  (Heidelberg, Germany) Businessman who owns the Octapharma pharmaceutical group. Most Unique Picks 2026

Marichal, Juan Born 20 October 1937  (Monte Cristi Province, Dominican Republic) Former pitcher for the MLB team San Francisco Giants. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Marin, Cheech Born 13 July 1946  (Los Angeles CA, USA) Comedian, comedy actor, one half of counter-culture double act Cheech & Chong and known to have an 'interest' in cannabis. (THEME) Peace, Drugs, and Death

Marinho Neto, Joao Born 5 October 1912  (Maranguape, Ceará, Brazil) Brazilian who is the oldest living man. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Down Under Death Merchants (THEME) Gray Panthers Have I got Pews for you!  Lidders Late Lamentables  Madonna's Hand Of Bod

Marino, Dan Born 13 September 1961  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Former quarterback for the Miami Dolphins, aknowledged as one of the greatest of all time. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft

Markle, Thomas Born 18 July 1944  (Newpot, Pennsylvania, USA) Did some television work, but better known as dad of the Duchess of Sussex. And Then There Were Less Of Them Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? Dead Ringers Exu's Exiteers Faster Than A Dead Horse Freaky Farleys I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is John Key's List Newlydeads Olive Garden Invitational Poppin' Clogs SQUONK'S SQUAD Chemo Sabee Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

Marko, Helmut Born 27 June 1943  (Graz, Austria) Former racing driver, Le Mans winner in 1971, but forced to retire in 1972 when debris pierced his visor & blinded him in his left eye. Then for over 25 years he was involved in the management team of Red Bull as they won 8 World Drivers' Championships. (THEME) Formula Fatality

Marlin, Sterling Born 30 June 1957  (Columbia, Tennessee, USA) NASCAR racing legend, who won the 1994 and 1995 Daytona 500 (THEME) Turning Left

Marlowe, Linda Born 26 July 1940  (Sydney, Australia) Theatre actress often described as Steven Berkoff's "muse" by critics. Also played Danny Dyer's gran in "Eastenders". (THEME) Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Marquand, Ross Born 22 August 1981  (Fort Collins, Colorado. USA) Actor, perhaps best known for his role in The Walking Dead. (THEME) Thanos Snapped

Mars, John Franklyn Born 15 October 1935  (Arlington, Virginia, USA) Chairman of Mars Inc, the chocolate people (THEME) Forbes' DL

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Eternity Tours Grim McGraw

Marsh, Henry Born 5 March 1950  (Oxford, England) Preeminent brain surgeon now suffering from prostate cancer. Diana Rots This Mortal Coil

Marsh, Rodney Born 11 October 1944  (Hatfield, England) Former England international turned controversial football pundit. Sacked from Sky in 2004 over a tsunami gag. (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers

Marsh Doll, Caren Born 6 April 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress and dancer who was Judy Garland's stand-in for 'The Wizard of Oz'. Ambulance chaser Deadpool Surprise Down Under Death Merchants (THEME) Gray Panthers Huddled Masses John Key's List (THEME) Old As Dirt Old as Moses Pool Ghoul  (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille St Peter's Terminus - 2026 Departures The Funeral Director 2026 The Old Ones are the Pests

Marshall, Ray Born 22 August 1928  (Oak Grove, Louisiana, USA) American economist who served as US Secretary of Labor during Jimmy Carter's presidency. (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Marshall-Andrews, Bob Born 10 April 1944  (Willesden, London, England) Former MP for Labour for Medway from 1997-2010 who then became a Liberal Democrat supporter. This may be down to the Labour party being repeatedly irate with him for his outspoken views. (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

Martell, Donna Born 24 December 1927  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Film and TV actress of the 40s through 60s, most frequently in Westerns. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Martell, Lena Born 15 May 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Singer, had a hit with 'One Day at a Time' in 1979. (THEME) #1 Hits

Martell, Linda Born 4 June 1941  (Leesville, SC, USA) Country music singer who was the first African-American female artist to play the Grand Ole Opry Huddled Masses

Martin, Derek  Born 11 April 1933  (Bow, London, England) Died 10 January 2026  (Herts., England) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) TV actor - Charlie Slater in 'EastEnders'. (THEME) D Ceased (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab (THEME) Slippery Soap

Martin, George r. r. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, will not finish the series. And they all died (THEME) Foreword by The Grim Reaper (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine The Crim

Martin, Judy Born 8 October 1955  (Texas, USA) 80s womens wrestler, one of the few "worker" lady grapplers in the US during the cartoon era. (THEME) Perfect 10

Martin, Lynn M. Born 26 December 1939  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Republican politician who served as US Secretary of Labor under Bush Sr. (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Martin, Millicent Born 8 June 1934  (Romford, UK) Actress, singer and comedienne. Broke through in the 1960s with "That Was The Week That Was", moved to the US later on and had a lengthy career on Broadway and in sitcoms. Coffin Fit Prowlers Goners '26 Tumbling Dice

Martin, Richard Born 3 January 1935  (Battersea, London, England) Dr Who television director. Obituarynotice

Martorano, Johnny Born 13 December 1940  (Somerville, Massachusetts, USA) Former gangster and hitman for the Winter Hill Gang with an array of nicknames, standout perhaps "The Basin Street Butcher". Apt for a man with at least twenty murders to his name. Mass Hole Cemetery

Martyn, Damien Born 21 October 1971  (Darwin, Northern Terrority, Australia) Australian cricketer, one of Australia's best cricketers in the late 1990's and early 2000's. At the turn of 2026 he was an induced coma after contracting meningitis. Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026 The Walking Dead They Might All Die

Martyn, Renny Born 29 July 1954  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Big Brother 10 US Housemate (THEME) The Tribe Has Spoken

Martynushkin, Ivan Born 18 January 1924  (Poshchupovo, Ryazan Governorate, RSFSR, Soviet Union) Russian World War II veteran and last surviving liberator of Auschwitz. 20 Random Guys Part 1

Marvin, Hank Born 28 October 1941  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Lead Guitarist for the Shadows & thus has had a long music career. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Dai YaB'stards Down Under the Daisies

Marx, Reinhard Born 21 September 1953  (Geseke, North Rhine-Wesphalia, Germany) Roman Catholic cardinal, current Archbishop of Munich and Freising. (THEME) Nonclave

Mascaras, Mil Born 15 July 1942  (San Luis Potosi, Mexico) Wrestler, one of the Mexican "lucha libre" pioneers in the 1960s. (THEME) Grappling with Mortality (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

Mason, Anthony Born 21 April 1925  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Former Chief Justice of Australia between 1987 and 1995. Cemetery Pool Clinging to a 101

Mason, Dave Born 10 May 1946  (Worcester, Worcestershire, England) Founder member of rock band Traffic who later enjoyed a long solo career. (THEME) Musical chairs (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 Noz4news The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Massey, Jamila Born 7 January 1934  (Shimla, India) Veteran Indian actress. (THEME) Jaydead

Massiel, (singer) Born 2 August 1947  (Madrid, Spain) Eurovision Song Contest winner in 1968, beating Sir Cliff's Congratulations. Her winning entry was full of deep meaningful lyrics - actually that's a lie, it was called 'La la la'. I wonder how it went? (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's

Massoud, Mena Born 17 September 1991  (Cairo, Egypt) Canadian actor, played Aladdin in the live Disney version of the same name. He also has a brand of Gin (doesn't everyone?) - the first and only Gin utilising Ayurvedic practices. Not sure what that means but I think its better for you than regular Gin. (THEME) Disney Remake Roast

Masta Ace, (rapper) Born 4 December 1966  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Rapper and record producer, a member of the Juice Crew hip hop collective. the old lady

Masterson, Danny Born 13 March 1976  (Nassau County, New York, USA) Actor in 'That 70's Show' and convicted rapist. (THEME) Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives?

Masterson, Valerie Born 3 June 1937  (Birkenhead, UK) Retired opera singer, former principal soprano with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company. (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Mathers, Jerry Born 2 June 1948  (Sioux City, Iowa, USA) Actor, best known for the U.S. sitcom 'Leave It To Beaver'. (THEME) The Survivors

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' (THEME) Broken Records (THEME) Last Christmas Lidders Late Lamentables Naked Florida Gravediggers Not at All Well Prowlers Goners '26 (THEME) St. Peter’s Warblers The Spanners

Matthews, Stacy Layne Born 19 July 1954  (Back Swamp Township, North Carolina, USA) US drag queen mostly known for Season 3 of RuPaul's drag race, the one and only "Henny" Manifest Death-stiny

Mattingly, Mack Born 7 January 1931  (Anderson, Indiana, USA) Fomer US Ambassador to the Seychelles and Republican senator Doge Team

Matviichuk, Oleksandra Born 8 October 1983  (Boyarka, Kyiv Oblast, Ukrainian SSR, USSR) Ukrainian lawyer and human rights activist. Heads the Center for Civil Liberties which won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2022. Alternative Observations 2026

Matzneff, Gabriel Born 8 December 1936  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French writer and paedophile. Has been nonchalantly open about his horrors since the 80s but evades justice due to longtime protection by the French literary world. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Maude-Roxby, Roddy Born 2 April 1930  (London, England) American actor whose voice appeared in Disney's "The Aristocats." Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Maudsley, Robert Born 26 June 1953  (Toxteth, Liverpool) Serial killer who killed four people, three of them while in prison. Who says prison doesn't work? (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies

Maule, Annabel Born 8 September 1922  (London, United Kingdom) British actress on the stage and stage-related artsy TV movies I've Been Dying To Play This Old as Moses

Maupin, Bennie Born 29 August 1940  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Jazz multireedist who worked with Miles Davis. (THEME) Nice!

Maurer, Robert Born 20 July 1924  (Arkadelphia, Arkansas, USA) American industrial physicist noted for his leadership in the invention of optical fiber The Conqueror Worm

Maurier, Claire Born 27 March 1929  (Ceres, France) Veteran french actress, best known in the world for, of course, having a part in Amélie Bucket Of Blood (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille (THEME) Vive la France... et la mort

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. (THEME) All Death Is Consolation (THEME) Complete Phallusies  Pearly Gates

Maxwell, Craig Date and place of birth unknown Rugby executive with terminal lung cancer. Born c. 1982. A Pelican In The Wilderness (THEME) A place in the dirt (THEME) Cardavers The Love Boat  Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead Ends Diego drunkasaskunk  (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Ethnic Cleansing Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead Girlfriend In A Coma Going Underground His and Hearse I've Been Dying To Play This I Will Not Die, it's the World that Will End! Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam Life Got Cold Weakend at Bernies (THEME) Nature's Way Neither There Nor Thereabouts Old People Smell Of Piss One Eyed Jacks Peter Falk's Friends Pretty Noose Still_Drunkasaskunk  Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information  The Choir Invisibule The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil To Kill A Gabor Sister Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Maxwell, Ghislaine Born 25 December 1961  (Maisons-Laffitte, France) Long-time accomplice of serial sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein (who did not kill himself), and daughter of late media mogul Robert Maxwell (THEME) A place in the dirt (THEME) Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas I'll sleep when you're dead VIRUS? WHAT VIRUS? CORONA'S A BEER! Morbid United F.C. Nicole's Shaved Cat Partridge As Reaper RIP It Up and Start Again (THEME) Sad Last Days Say Hi to Uncle George YOLO FC (THEME) You should be Ash - amed You've got a Shiva In The Dark

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. Meg-An End

May, Elaine Born 21 April 1932  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Oscar-nominated screenwriter and wife of film director Stanley Donen. Dirt Nappers

Maye, Marilyn Born 10 April 1928  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) American once-Grammy-nominated singer with numerous appearances on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson." I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside

McCall, Davina Born 16 October 1967  (Wimbledon, London, England) Complete fruit loop, but strangely successful TV presenter, who despite her age, acts as if she is 17. Also has the annoying habit of SHOUTING AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT! I Told You I Was Ill

McCann, Eamonn Born 10 March 1943  (Derry, United Kingdom) Irish politician, and civil activist for the People Before Profit movement, had to quit for health reasons The Conqueror Worm

McCartney, Alexander Date and place of birth unknown Utter scumbag from Northern Ireland who is Now one of the world's most prolific online child abusers, he created fake personas to target as many as 3,500 victims, aged 10 to 16, from more than 30 countries. (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. (THEME) Big Man Top 40 Musicians Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic (THEME) Death to all but metal and Dame Shirley Bassey (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna Meg-An End RIP It Up and Start Again The Honey Trap The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers (THEME) The Writing's On The Wall (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards YOLO FC

McCartney, Stella Born 13 September 1971  (Camberwell, London, England) Daughter of Paul and Linda McCartney who has carved her own niche as a fashion designer. (THEME) BY DESIGN

McCarty, Jim Born 25 July 1943  (Liverpool, UK) Drummer for the Yardbirds, the only man to have appeared in all the group's incarnations. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McCausland, Chris Born 15 June 1977  (Liverpool, England) Known to a certain generation as Rudi, the fruit and veg trader in Me Too! Known to others as winner of Strictly Come Dancing 2024, known to others as a woefully unfunny 'comedian' whose sole gag is that he's blind. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

McCaw, Richie Born 31 December 1980  (Oamaru, New Zealand) International rugby player, captain of the All Blacks. (THEME) 2026 Exit Draft

McClinton, Hortense Born 27 August 1918  (Boley, Oklahoma, USA) Trailblazing professor. exper in social work, one of the first black faculty members of UNC-Chapel Hill. (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!

McClurg, Edie Born 23 July 1945  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) American supporting actress and more recently voice actress Captain Hemlock's Twenty Peacocks Anus Horribilis Swimming in the Death Pool You've got a Shiva In The Dark

McConnell, Mitch Born 20 February 1942  (Sheffield, Alabama, USA) US Senator from Kentucky since 1985. (THEME) Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Big Man Bladerunner Blasphemous Rumours 'B' Departures Board (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians Graceful Deaths (THEME) House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Martin Scorsese’s The Departed Nicole's Shaved Cat N-Minus (THEME) Sickly Senators Vegas Vultures

McCoole, Shannon Date and place of birth unknown Australian care worker who ran one of the World's largest dark web child abuse forums until he was jailed (THEME) EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT

McCord, Kent Born 26 September 1942  (Los Angeles, CA, USA) Actor, played Officer Jim Reed in US drama Adam-12, as well as numerous other parts before, during and after (THEME) Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. (THEME) Dr Who's Next (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock

McCreadie, Eddie  Born 15 April 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 12 January 2025  (Johnson City, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Scottish footballer and manager. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS (THEME) We're all Doomed!

McCready, Mike Born 5 April 1966  (Pensacola, Florida, USA) Founding member and lead guitarist of Pearl Jam, who has many substance abuse issues. (THEME) Great Gig in the Sky

McDermid, Val Born 4 June 1955  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) Leading scottish crime writer, whose work has been adapted numerous times; Wire in the Blood and Karen Pirie being just two examples (THEME) Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

McDermott, Terry Born 8 December 1951  (Liverpool, United Kingdom) English midfielder of the legendary Liverpool team of the 1970s and early 1980s, in which he won three European Cups and five league titles (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United (THEME) Sudden Death

McDevitt, Chas Born 4 December 1934  (Glasgow, UK) Skiffle musician, one of the few to achieve any measure of success outside the UK. (THEME) Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Dead Is Dead

McDonald, Colin  Born 15 October 1930  (Bury, Lancs, England) Died 1 January 2026  () Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Former Burnley & England goalkeeper. Played in 1958 FIFA World Cup (THEME) Boddies...By 'eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal! (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS  (THEME) Oldest living footballers (THEME) Sudden Death

McDonald, Country Joe Born 1 January 1942  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of 1960s band Country Joe and the Fish. (THEME) Buying Max Yasgur's Farm

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. light and shade - could they go?

McDowell, Colin Born 21 June 1936  (Northumberland, England) British fashion writer, former editor of fashion for the Sunday Times Tragic, our Maurice!

McDowell, Malcolm Born 13 June 1943  (Leeds, England) Actor who played the iconic Mick Travis in a trilogy of Lindsay Anderson films in the 60s, 70s and 80s before playing the villian in a succession of low rent films. You're way better than that, Malcolm... Bucket O'Hare

McElroy, Robert Born 5 February 1954  (San Francisco, California, USA) Current Archbishop of Washington and former Bishop of San Diego. (THEME) Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

McEwen, Christabel Born 2 June 1962  (place of birth unknown) Wife of Jools Holland - former wife of Earl of Lambton, daughter of Rory McEwen, but doesn't appear to have done much herself People I Think Might Die In 2026 United

McFarland, Mike Born 14 July 1970  (Texas City, Texas, USA) American voice actor, the voice of Master Roshi and Yajirobe in Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z. Currently suffering from glioblastoma 2027? No thank you! Banana's Bruises The Love Boat  Octopus of Odstock The Sound of the Underground

McGann, Paul Born 14 November 1959  (Surrey, England) Actor, one of the four McGann acting brothers. Best known for his roles as Marwood in 'Withnail & I' and as the 8th Doctor Who. (THEME) Dr Who's Next (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

McGarr, Ernie Born 9 March 1944  (Glasgow, Scotland) Fomer goalkeeper for Scotland, East Fife, Airdrie and Aberdeen, who looked 60 when he was 30 years of age (THEME) They think it's all over

McGarry, Ron Born 5 December 1937  (Whitehaven, Cumbria, England) Former footballer for Workington, Bolton and Newcastle United The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026

MCGEECHAN, Ian Born 30 October 1946  (Leeds, England) Highly-rated rugby union coach. Coached the British and Irish Lions on four occasions. (THEME) Jocks Away

McGonagle, Richard Born 22 October 1946  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Voiceover artist, the backup Mr. Incredible for projects where Craig T. Nelson is unavailable. (THEME) DCAU Demises

McGoran, Thomas Born in Ayrshire, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish artist. Born 1927 (THEME) Jocks Away

McGovern, Maureen Born 27 July 1949  (Youngstown, Ohio, USA) Singer who had a big 70s hit with her cover of 'The Poseidon Adventure' theme "The Morning After". Announced she had dementia in 2022. End of the Line

MCGOWAN, Cathy Born in   (exact date unknown) Former presenter on iconic 60s pop show 'Ready Steady Go!' and mod icon. Time's-up Team

McGrath, Joseph Born 28 March 1928  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish director, who directed the first Beatles music videos. One Eyed Jacks Tragic, our Maurice! (THEME) We're all Doomed!

McGrath, Rory Born 17 March 1956  (Redruth, Cornwall, England) Comedian and TV presenter, probably best known for being a team captain on They Think It's All Over, the sporting comedy quiz (THEME) Don't Eat Another Donut While You're in the MRI Machine

McGriff, Hershel Born 14 December 1927  (Bridal Veil, Oregon, USA) NASCAR racing driver, the oldest ever to win a feature race at the age of 61 in 1989. (THEME) Play Ball! (THEME) Turning Left

McGuinness, Tom Born 2 December 1941  (London, UK) Bassist for Manfred Mann. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights

McGuinness, Wilf Born 25 October 1937  (Manchester, England) English footballer and manager for Manchester United. (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS (THEME) Oldest living footballers

McGuire, Barry Born 15 October 1935  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Rock singer & guitarist. (THEME) LW's Latest Hit (THEME) Poor Little Ghoul

McGuire, Victor Born 17 March 1964  (Liverpool, UK) Husky Scouse actor, has been playing husky Scourse characters in every British sitcom for the past 30 years. (THEME) Passing of the Passed

McIlmoyle, Hughie Born 29 January 1940  (Port Glasgow, Scotland) Former centre-forward, 250 goals over a 20+ year career, now has alzheimers. (THEME) A Question of Sprouts (THEME) We're all Doomed!

McIlroy, Joel Born 8 August 1973  (Sydney, Australia) Australian actor who played Flynn Saunders on "Home and Away" replacing Martin Dingle-Wall. (THEME) Gone and Away

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. (THEME) sid and marty coffin

McIntosh, Neil Born 30 January 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) From 2002 to 2008, he was then a Member of the Judicial Appointments Board for Scotland; from 2008 to 2013, he was a Civil Service Commissioner, has also done many council roles (THEME) Here's Who You Could Have Won

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Ken Dodds dads dog Meg-An End Powder Picks Em Off (THEME) BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock The Conqueror Worm Youthanasia

McKenna, Virginia Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) BAFTA award winning British actress, best known for her role in 'A Town Like Alice'. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026 (THEME) There is nothing like a dame

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. Dai YaB'stards

McLaughlin, John Born 4 January 1942  (Doncaster, UK) Jazz fusion guitarist, much loved by musos. Worked with Miles Davis on "Bitches Brew", among myriad other projects. (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights (THEME) Nice!

McLean, Una Born 12 January 1930  (Strathaven, Scotland) Scottish stage actress most notably for her pantomime appearances (THEME) Jocks Away Windsor the Troll

McLemore, Lamonte Born 17 September 1939  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Lead singer and founder of The 5th Dimension, who later became a photographer (THEME) LW's Latest Hit

McLintock, Frank Born 28 December 1939  (Glasgow, Scotland) Legendary former Arsenal captain, who also played for QPR. (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers Sad News FC (THEME) They think it's all over

McMahon, Pat Born 19 September 1945  (Croy, North Lanarkshire, Scotland) Scottish footballer with Aston Villa and Celtic. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. (THEME) Miscreants

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. 2026 Not in the Mix Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health (THEME) Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026 (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha! Wot The Deuce (THEME) Wrestling To Stay Alive

McMenemy, Lawrie Born 26 July 1936  (Gateshead, United Kingdom) English football coach, very notable for his stint at Southampton Are You Still Dying, Darling? (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers

McNab, Neil Born 4 June 1957  (Greenock, Scotland) Former midfielder, who had decentish careers with three teams, with other bits for good measure. Management not so good, lasting only 4 months at Exeter, the total of his league management career. (THEME) They think it's all over

McNally, John Born 30 August 1941  (Walton, England) Guitarist for the Searchers, a band who were part of the Mersey sound in the 1960s (THEME) LW's Latest Hit

McNaught, Ken Born 11 January 1955  (Kirkcaldy, UK) Part of Aston Villa's 1982 European Cup-winning side. Also scored in their 1983 European Super Cup win against Barcelona. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

McRaney, Gerald Born 19 August 1947  (Collins, Mississippi, USA) Actor who played one of the titular brother detectives in 'Simon & Simon'. (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

McShane, Ian Born 29 September 1942  (Blackburn, UK) TV actor, best known to those over 40 as Lovejoy and under as Al Swearengen in "Deadwood". Just One More Death

McTeer, Janet Born 8 May 1961  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Prolific actress on stage, TV & films. (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

McTell, Ralph Born 3 December 1944  (Farnborough, Kent, England) English folk singer-songwriter of 'Streets of London' fame. (THEME) Dead Beats

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. End of the Line (THEME) Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Dead Is Dead Death Can Be Funny

McVie, Willie Born 7 August 1949  (Glasgow, Scotland) Former Clyde, Motherwell and Hearts centre-half, also played football for Scotland U-23. (THEME) They think it's all over

Meadows, Joyce Born in Arrowwood, Alberta, Canada  (exact date unknown) Canadian film and television actress, born April 13, 1933/35. (THEME) MST3K Massacre

Meagher, Ray Born 4 July 1944  (Roma, Australia) Has played Alf Stewart in "Home and Away" since the show began in 1988. (THEME) Gone and Away

Mechem, Kirke Born 16 August 1925  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Composer, specialising in opera and choral music. Clinging to a 101

Medak, Peter Born 23 December 1937  (Hungary, Budapest) Film director who fleed his native country during the Hungarian Uprising of 1968 and then established himself as a respected TV and film director My Dallek Master Plan

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Possibly dead, pick at your own risk! (THEME) Hispanics and Lati-no's Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Grim McGraw Manifest Death-stiny (THEME) The Survivors

Medley, Dorinda Born 13 December 1964  (Great Barrington, Massachusetts, USA) Reality 'star', found fame through The Real Housevives of New York City, and has since appeared in spin-offs and other reality shows (Celebrity Traitors etc.) (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) (THEME) The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. (THEME) The Dead Kennedys

Meier, Dieter Born 4 March 1945  (Zürich, Switzerland) Electronic musician with Yello. "Oh Yeah" became his best known song via its usage in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' and as Duffman's leitmotif in 'The Simpsons'. Gooseberry Crumble (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Meine, Klaus Born 25 May 1948  (Hanover, Germany) Rock singer, lead singer of German rock band The Scorpions. Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0

Meisel, Steven Born 5 June 1954  (New York City, New York, USA) Fashion photographer best known for his work with Madonna for her 1992 book Sex, but also for Vogue America, Britain and Italy Blueberry Crumble

Meiwes, Armin Born 1 December 1961  (Essen, Germany) Computer repair technician who hit the news in 2001 by murdering and cannibalising his victim. After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes murdered his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. (THEME) Armin Meiwes's Prison Buddies

Meldrum, Keith Date and place of birth unknown British veterianarian who served as the UK's Chief Veterinary Officer from 1988 to 1997. Born 1937 (THEME) The Lord God Slayed Them All

Melenchon, Jean-Luc Born 19 August 1951  (Tangier, Morocco) French politican frequently accused of anti-semitism, probably because he is frequently anti-semitic! (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Mellencamp, Teddi Born 1 July 1981  (Bloomington, Indiana, USA) Daughter of singer John Mellencamp and reality TV star in her own right (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) End of the Line Dead Ends Dead Wait Heaven Can't Wait Hunting Halos  Jackie Treehorn JoeRam John Key's List Not at All Well Peacocks Anus Horribilis Pedro's catacomb collective Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pretty Noose SQUONK'S SQUAD (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Melson, Joe Born 11 May 1935  (Bonham, Texas, USA) Rockabilly songwriter, known for his collaborations with Roy Orbison in particular. Thomas Jefferson Survives

Meltzer, Dave Born 24 October 1959  (New York City, New York, USA) American professional wrestling and MMA journalist. (THEME) Alright Dave

Memisevic, Chloe Born 17 February 1993  (Uppsala Uppland, Sweden) Swedish model. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Menzel-Jordan, Kathe Born 7 September 1916  (Erfurt, Province of Saxony, German Empire) German architect. (THEME) One Century is Enough, Madam!

Mercer, Bill Born 13 February 1926  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Sportscaster who did TV commentary for WCCW (the Von Erichs tragedy wrestling company) in the 1980s. Living in a Box You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Merchant, Larry Born 11 February 1931  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Boxing journalist, analyst and broadcaster. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Unusual Suspects

Mercier, Michelle Born 1 January 1939  (Nice, France) French actress and diva of 1960's cinema. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Partridge As Reaper

Meredith, James Born 25 June 1933  (Kosciusko, Mississippi, USA) American Civil Rights figure. Bastard Must’ve Died Haben die Spaten (THEME) LW's Protesticles Martin Scorsese’s The Departed

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. (THEME) Drop Dead Diva God, It's Brutal Out Here (THEME) Old Hollywood The End of the World As We Know It

Merkel, Angela Born 17 July 1954  (Hamburg, Germany) longtime german chancellor, basically the Brezhnev of Germany Rotting Kanzlerin Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Merz, Friedrich Born 11 November 1955  (Brilon, West Germany) Appointed chancellor of Germany in 2025 Rotting Kanzlerin

Meves, Christa Born 4 March 1925  (Neumunster, Germany) Psychotherapist and writer. Clinging to a 101

Meynell, Kate Date and place of birth unknown Former Chief Constable of Nottinghamshire police Banana's Not Quite Ripe Pedro's catacomb collective You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Michael of Kent, Prince Born 4 July 1942  (Coppins, Iver, Buckinghamshire, England) Cousin of the Queen, Grandson of King George V. Mainly has a ceremonial role, and is especially linked with Wimbledon's tennis prizegivings. Celebration of Life's End Death Stinks

Michaels, Al Born 12 November 1944  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) American sportscars for - predominantly - american football, but has also commentated on ice hockey and baseball. Worked with ABC for over 30 years. (THEME) Passed The Rock

Michaels, Lorne Born 17 November 1944  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada or British mandate of Palestine) Canadian-American TV producer and comedian best known for creating Saturday Night Live. Thanks for the Memories

Michiba, Rokusaburo Born 3 January 1931  (Kaga, Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan) Japanese chef, the original Iron Chef from the Japanese TV show of the same name. (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Michiko, Empress Born 20 October 1934  (Tokyo, Japan) Wife of abdicated Japanese Emperor Akihito, now to be called "The Empress Emerita" (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Micucci, Kate Born 31 March 1980  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) American actress, comedian & musician. Stone Dead Cert The Conqueror Worm

Middleton, Carole Born 31 January 1955  (Perivale, Ealing, London, England) Mother of Pippa and Kate/Princess Catherine. The best of the deathlist 2055

Middleton, Michael Born 23 June 1949  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Father-in-law to the future King of England, father of Princess Catherine. The best of the deathlist 2055

Middleton, Pippa Born 6 September 1983  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Superbly bummed sister of Princess Catherine. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0 (THEME) MAGA Hit List

Mignolet, Simon Born 6 August 1988  (Sint-Truiden, Belgium) Sunderland AFC reserve goalkeeper. (THEME) Where are all the Garys and Simons?

Mihaylov, Borislav Born 12 February 1963  (Sofia, Bulgaria) Goalkeeper who had a distinguished spell in his homeland, but less so at his only foray in England, at Reading FC. At Berkshire, he appeared with a wig, being focially challenged at the 1986 World Cup. Later became head of the Bulgarian FA. (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Octopus of Odstock

Miklosko, Ludek Born 9 December 1961  (Prostějov, Czechoslovakia) Czech goalkeeper, spent several years with West Ham, and played numerous times for the national team. Operated on for cancer in 20021, he announced in 2024 he was withdrawing from further treatment. Also-Ran  (THEME) A Question of Sprouts ARSE-IN-HOLE Banana's Peel Slippers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Bootleg Boat B-team Aye, they're off the fags alright  Carkers Convention The Love Boat  Crofty's Coffin Crew Darling, Did You Forget To Take Your Meds? DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health  Death Becomes Them Death Stinks Death Can Be Funny Do They QO? Droller Coaster drunkasaskunk (THEME) Elton Welsby's Sporting Triangles Evil Grimace Expiry Date - 2026 Fade to Black Fat Kids Always Win at Seesaw La Faucheuse Fiona's Frail & Cancerous Pool Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Going Underground Grave Danger GUN Fishing Haben die Spaten Hangman's XX Harry Rotter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Hearse of the Dead Once Again Heaven Can't Wait His and Hearse (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers Hunting Halos Imelda's Terrahawks I Told You I Was Ill It's A Grim World After All Jellydead just a little nap (THEME) KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS They're Loving Angels Instead Lord Football's Lot LW's Czech Out Weakend at Bernies The Misers Once You Go Black One Eyed Jacks Only Fools and Corpses Peacocks Anus Horribilis People I Think Might Die In 2026 United (THEME) Play Ball! A Trophy For Atrophy Pretty Noose See You In Heaven Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt Skibidi Toilet Smart Beta So Long Farewell Southerners Stiffs (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff Competition Stone Dead Cert (THEME) Sudden Death Summer in Transylvania Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Choir Invisibule The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Sound of the Underground The Walking Dead This Mortal Coil Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead! You Have One Year To Die…Your Time Starts Now Zipline

Mikulski, Barbara Born 20 July 1936  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) United States Senator from Maryland from 1987 to 2017 (THEME) Dying Donkeys (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians)

Miles, Nick Born 15 December 1962  (Birmingham, Enga) Jimmy King on Emmerdale (THEME) Passing of the Passed

Miles, Sarah Born 31 December 1941  (Ingatestone, Essex, England) English Academy Award nominated actress. Bourne to Die

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Dust in the Wind Just One More Death Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour (THEME) Old As Dirt (THEME) Old Hollywood (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille SAMSONS AND DELILAHS Tragic, our Maurice!

Miley, Peggy Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Actress in numerous films and TV shows over the years who also appeared in a fondly-remembered Cheerios commercial. Born 1941. (THEME) Perfect 10

Milius, John Born 11 April 1944  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Screenwriter of Apocalpyse Now, and Dirty Harry. Ben-Hur and Messala Were Lovers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Droller Coaster Dropping Like Flies eejit Evil Grimace Faster Than A Dead Horse La Faucheuse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Freaky Farleys GUN Fishing Sorry For Your Trouble I Know That Ain't Who I Think It Is LL's Pool (THEME) Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Slaughter Octopus of Odstock One Eyed Jacks Pan Breed Pedro's catacomb collective Peter Falk's Friends SAMSONS AND DELILAHS Shaun of the Dead 69 Heading Nowhere The B-Team The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2026 The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Death Toll is Catastrophic The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad The Sound of the Underground They Might All Die Thomas Jefferson Survives Time for Me to Fly  Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister Zipline

Miller, Frankie Born 2 November 1949  (Glasgow, Scotland) 70s singer best known for his duet with Phil Lynott, Still in Love with You. (THEME) We're all Doomed!

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. BREATHLESS IN SEATTLE

Mills, Mary Born in Laurel, Mississippi, USA  (exact date unknown) Successful female golfer who won the womens open in 1963..Now spends her time as a golf instructor and designer of golf courses. (THEME) In The Hole!

Mills, Stratton Born 1 July 1932  (Northern Ireland, UK) Former Ulster Unionist, Conservative & Alliance MP for Belfast North (1959-1974). Last survivor of the 1959 GE intake. (THEME) No More Expenses

Milner, Brenda Born 15 July 1918  (Manchester, England) English-born Canadian pioneer in the field of neuropsychology. (THEME) Big digits team (THEME) Old As Dirt Overtime  See You In Heaven

Milnes, Sherrill Born 10 January 1935  (Downers Grove, Illinois, United States) American dramatic baritone most famous for his Verdi roles (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Milsap, Ronnie Born 16 January 1943  (Robbinsville, North Carolina, USA) Popular country music singer. (THEME) ...and its goodnight from him Weakend at Bernies

Mimms, Garnet Born 16 November 1933  (Ashland, West Virginia, USA) Soul Singer of Cry Baby, later covered by Janis Joplin. (THEME) LW's Latest Hit

Mina, (singer) Born 25 May 1940  (Busto Arsizo, Italy) One of most successful pop singers of all time in Italy (THEME) Thank You For The Music

minaj, nicki Born 8 December 1982  (Saint James, Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago) American rapper who tends to go a bit crazy with the hair and make-up. (THEME) Trans Girls Hit squad's hit list

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Also-Ran And Then There Were Less Of Them Blackest Sabbath Blasphemous Rumours 'B' Casket Ready Cemetery Pool DEADIES 12 (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Fox B God, It's Brutal Out Here Graceful Deaths Grim McGraw Sorry For Your Trouble (THEME) I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together It's Time To Say Goodbye (THEME) It's time to meet the music Madame Leota's Guest List (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 Newlydeads N-Minus Powder Picks Em Off (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille RIP It Up and Start Again Forgotten But Not Gone Vegas Vultures Windsor the Troll Women's Deaths Matter Too Wot The Deuce

Minogue, Craig Date and place of birth unknown Australian convicted murderer responsible for the 1986 bombing of the Russell Street Police Headquarters in Russell Street, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. No relation to Kylie. Born 1962. Apricot Crumble

Minton, Phil Born 2 November 1940  (Torquay, Devon, England) Vocalist, his work has been described like a man choking on his own vomit to the sounds that grandpa makes when you decide to pull the plug on his respirator. Minton forces us to ponder the musical qualities of noises that we'd rather not deal with (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME

Mirren, Helen Born 26 July 1945  (Ilford, Essex, England) Leading lady of TV, stage & film of Russian origin. More recently portrayed the Queen in the film of the same name, but also known for her role in 'Prime Suspect'. Death by Dan (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna Meg-An End

Miscavige, David Born 30 April 1960  (Bucks County, Pennsylvania, USA) Leader of the Church of Scientology. And if you think I'm going to mock him, you obviously haven't seen the same documentaries as me. (THEME) Everybody's Dead Daves

Miscavige, Shelly Born 18 January 1961  (Dallas, Texas, USA) High ranking Scientologist who worked closely with Tom Cruise. Has been missing since 2007 and as her remains have never been found, it is not known if she is alive or dead Two Coins & A Punt

Miskovic, Ivan Born 24 October 1920  (Premantura, Croatia) Very old distinguished Croatian General who trained at the Russian military academy for foreigners. Imelda's Terrahawks

Mitchell, Ann Born 22 April 1939  (Stepney, London, United Kingdom) British actress who supports her passion for the stage with appearances in every British TV show ever (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Mitchell, Eddy Born 3 July 1942  (Paris, France) French rocker, crooner and country singer. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort

Mitchell, George Born 20 August 1933  (Waterville, Maine, USA) Former US senator for Maine, who then became one of the pivotal names of the Northern Ireland peace process. (THEME) Dying Donkeys (THEME) Epstein's Enigmas (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) (THEME) Windsor's OBE (THEME) Sickly Senators

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. (THEME) 20 Crooners Croakin' 5 Feet and 1 to Go Also-Ran (THEME) Big Man Top 40 Musicians C.A. Daber (THEME) CLOG POPPERS Deader than a Dead Thing It's Time To Say Goodbye (THEME) Musicians We Lost in 2026 Naked Florida Gravediggers Not at All Well Say Hi to Uncle George (THEME) The Dead Kennedys YOLO FC

Miyazaki, Hayao Born 5 January 1941  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese manga artist and animator whose anime film 'Spirited Away' won the Best Animated Feature Oscar in 2002. (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

Mizuno, Hideko Born 29 October 1939  (Shimooseki, Japan) One of the first successful female Japanese shōjo manga artists (THEME) Easy Peasy Japanesey

modi, narendra Born 17 September 1950  (Vadnagar, India) Prime Minister of India since 2014. (THEME) They're Alright As Long As You Don't Mention Politics

Mogae, Barbara Born in Botswana  (exact date unknown) First Lady of Botswana from 1998-2008 Gooseberry Crumble

Mohamad, Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Setar, Malaysia) Two-time and incumbent prime minister of Malaysia, the oldest serving elected world leader as of the start of 2019. (THEME) Big digits team (THEME) Complications from a fall Down Under Death Merchants Exu's Exiteers Feng Shui Pig (THEME) Fiona's Reaping the Patricians Grave Danger (THEME) Hell to the Chief Martin Scorsese’s The Departed Overtime Plausible Passings of 2026 (THEME) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD  Remembered but soon gone (THEME) Ruling The Afterlife (THEME) State Funeral

Mohammadi, Narges Born 21 April 1972  (Zanjan, Iran) Iranian civil rights activisit and 2023 Nobel Peace Prize winner, currently imprisoned by the Iranian regime for campaigning against both the mandatory hijab, and the state death penalty. (THEME) Nobel Notables

Moir, Richard Born in Queensland, Australia  (exact date unknown) Australian actor, best known, probably, for his role as Eddie in Prisoner Cell Block H. Forced to retire when his Parkinson's Disease worsened. Bon 1950. Peacocks Anus Horribilis

Moisiu, Alfred Born 1 December 1929  (Shkoder, Kingdom of Albania) Former president of Albania. (THEME) Dead Leaders

Moncur, Bobby Born 19 January 1945  (Perth, Scotland) Former Scotland, Newcastle & Sunderland player, later a manager. (THEME) They think it's all over

MONK, Meredith Born 20 November 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Leftfield, multi-media musician and vocalist. (THEME) Thank You For The Music

Monson, Nicholas Date and place of birth unknown The current Baron Monson (the 12th), revealed October 12th that he was suffering from cancer and had approximately 4 months to live. His son and heir Alex died at the hands of police in Kenya in 2012. Born 1955. Banana's Bruises Fade to Black Wormer, he's a dead man! niedermier dead! marmalard dead!

Monte, Eric Born 25 December 1943  (Chicago, Illionois, USA) African-American scriptwriter for All in the Family and The Jeffersons. Fell into crack cocaine addiction and homelessness Zero Hit's Wishlist

Montenegro, Fernanda Born 16 October 1929  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Brazillian actress, nominated for the Best Actress Oscar in 1999 for 'Central Station'. (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! I Like to Cease Beside the Seaside (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Moody, Lewis Born 12 June 1978  (Ascot, Berkshire, England) World Cup winning rugby flanker for England in 2003. Announced in 2025 that he is suffering from Motor Neurone Disease. Skate Dumpers

Moone, Maggie Born 5 July 1953  (Birmingham, England) British singer appearing on "Name That Tune." (THEME) M6 Toll(ed)

Moore, Kenton Born 31 March 1932  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) Actor who played Noah in 'Doctor Who' story 'The Ark in Space'. (THEME) Ncuti Bang Bang

Moore, Lenny Born 25 November 1933  (Reading, Pennyslvnaia, USA) NFL Rookie of the Year n 1956, 2 time NFL champion. (THEME) Traded to the Saints

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! I Couldn't Eat Another Bite (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille

Moore (Tranmere), Ronnie Born 29 January 1953  (Liverpool, England) Footballer and manager, had two spells with Tranmere as a player, one as asssitant manager and two as full manager (with few other clubs in between) (THEME) Hospital Pass Footballers Southerners Stiffs Still_Drunkasaskunk

Moped, Johnny Born 1 November 1953  (Croydon, London, England) Singer of the band of the same name. Born Paul Halford. (THEME) Punk is Dead

Moran, Doug Born 29 July 1934  (Musselburgh, Scotland) Retired Scottish footballer. One of only three players to score more than 100 senior goals for Falkirk. He also made over 100 appearances for Ipswich Town. (THEME) Jocks Away (THEME) Oldest living footballers

Moran, Michael Born 4 March 1948  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Music producer, songwriter and composer - composed the score for Time Bandits and The Missionary amongst many other credits Gooseberry Crumble

Morant, Ja Born 10 August 1999  (Dalzell, South Carolina, USA) Basketball star, current point guard for the Memphis Grizzlies (THEME) Passed The Rock

Moreira, Airto Born 5 August 1941  (Itaiópolis, Santa Catarina, Brazil) Jazz composer, drummer and percussionist; played with Miles Davis, Weather Report and Santana (THEME) Nice!

Morella, Connie Born 12 February 1931  (Somerville, Massachussets, USA) Maryland congresswoman from 1987 to 2003. Dirt Nappers

Morello, Mary Born 1 October 1923  (Marseilles, Illinois, USA) Tom's mum, and noted in her own right as a civil rights activist and opponent of Tipper Gore's whining over cursing and sex in music. What’s the Story, Mourning Glory?

Moreno, Belita Born 1 November 1949  (USA) Actress known for playing Benny Lopez on "George Lopez." (THEME) He's Not The Family Guy

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. 100 Bodies in a Day Ambulance chaser (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Gregicide Have I got Pews for you! Wisconsin Reaper Beater 4.0 (THEME) It's time to meet the music  (THEME) Norman Lear and All His Friends (THEME) Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille Wey Ai, man! Where's My Damn List?

Morey, Cynthia Born 10 August 1927  (Portsmouth, England, United Kingdom) author and former principal with D'Oyly Carte Opera Company (THEME) The Fat Lady's singing...

Morgan, Derrick Born 27 March 1940  (Clarendon, Jamaica) Pre-Bob Marley Reggae star Bastard Must’ve Died Pedro's catacomb collective

Morgan, Jaye P. Born 3 December 1931  (Montezuma County, Colorado, USA) Husky-voiced singer and actress. Frequently appeared as a judge on 'The Gong Show', but was banned from it after exposing her breasts on national TV. Not to be confused with the long-deceased banker whose name was the source of her "Jaye P" nickname. (THEME) It's time to meet the music

Morgan, Kenneth O. Born 16 May 1934  (Wales, Great Britain) Baron Morgan, Welsh historian and intellectual leader of the Welsh Labour Party My Dallek Master Plan

Morgan, Leanne Date and place of birth unknown American stand-up comedienne; Morgan is the writer, executive producer, co-creator, and starring actress in the 2025 television sitcom Leanne. Born 1964. A Spot of Death

Morgan, Sonja Born 25 November 1963  (Averill Park, New York, USA) Fashion designer and wannabee actress who found fame in the reality TV show "Real Housewives of New York" (THEME) The Real Hearsewives of Bravo

Mori, Yoshiro Born 14 July 1937  (Nomi, Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan) Former Prime Minister of Japan. (THEME) POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

Moriarty, Michael Born 5 April 1941  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Film and TV actor (and occasional musician), probably best known for his role in the series 'Law and Order'. Mass Hole Cemetery

Morin, Edgar Born 7 August 1921  (Paris, France) French philosopher and sociologist. (THEME) A la vie, a la mort Dead Travelers See You In Heaven

Moritz, Michael Born 12 September 1954  (Cardiff, Wales) Businessman, business journalist and business author. Wrote for the San Francisco Standard. (THEME) GoodKnight Vienna

Morley, Ken Born 17 January 1943  (Chorley, Lancashire, England) Character actor who became a cult figure among the students as the bumbling Bettabuys store manager Reg Holdsworth in 'Coronation Street'. (THEME) Unpersons

Morocco, King Mohammed VI of Born 21 August 1963  (Rabat, Morocco) What it says on the tin, the current King of Morocco. Diego

Moroder, Giorgio Born 26 April 1940  (Urtijei, Italy) Celebrated music producer whose distinctive synth-based disco sound was highly influential from the 1970s onwards. Roasting Bodies In Redcar

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. Always Look On The Bright Side (THEME) Cardavers (THEME) D Ceased Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Fox B I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Lidders Late Lamentables Mortem Omnibus NoSoup4U! Peacocks Anus Horribilis Pull my finger Simply Dead ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Morris, Garrett Born 1 February 1937  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Actor and comedian, one of the original cast of 'Saturday Night Live' in 1975. (THEME) Dieopics N-Minus (THEME) Saturday Night Dead

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Meg-An End Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, David Born 21 June 1964  (Liverpool, England) English actor, possibly best known for his role in the Walking Dead or latterly, in Sherwood. (THEME) Ya Scouse B*stards

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. (THEME) Boddies...By 'eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal!

Morse, Ken Date and place of birth unknown Ken Morse - The Rostrum Camera Operator's Rostrum Camera Operator. King of the Rostrum Cameras, and the only man who is not involved in the famous Fast Show sketch other than El Presidente. Born in March 1944 Time's-up Team

Morse, Laila Born 1 August 1945  (Dorking, England) Actress who played Big Mo in Eastenders. (THEME) Not going in a Black Cab

Mortimer, Dennis Born 5 April 1952  (Liverpool, England) Aston Villa's captain for their 1981 League Championship and then the 1982 European Cup, both of which they won. (THEME) Waiting for Ugo

Mortimer, Steve Born 15 July 1956  (Yagoona, New South Wales, Australia) Aussie Rugby League player, nicknamed Turvey (after his club. Of course there's only one genuine Turvey - Kevin!). Not in the best of health the last few years, with a dementia diagnosis in 2021 exacerbated by a heart attack, pneumonia and bronchitis. The Sound of the Underground

Morton, Ricky Born 21 September 1956  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Another wrestler, who looks a little like Peter Stringfellow. Now retired from the sport. (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

Moskvina, Tamara Born 26 June 1942  (Leningrad, Soviet Union) World Championship winning figure skater in 1969. (THEME) She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown

Moss, Randy Born 13 February 1977  (Rand, West Virginia, USA) Former NFL wide receiver, moving to TV analysis on retirement. Stepped down from TV role in december 2024 for an unspecified health condition, later revealed to be bile duct cancer, which he announced had been treated successfully. Evil Grimace Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix (THEME) Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2026 (THEME) Traded to the Saints You've got a Shiva In The Dark

Mota, Manny Born 18 February 1938  (Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic) Former MLB outfielder who later spent 33 years as a coach with the LA Dodgers. (THEME) American As Apple Pie

Mota, Rosa Born 29 June 1958  (Porto, Portugal) Portuguese former marathon runner, also called "the greatest female marathon runner ever" (THEME) Thanks for being a Sport

Motta, Dick Born 3 November 1931  (Midvale, Utah, USA) Somewhat eccentric former basketball coach, coached the Chicago Bulls, Washington Bullets and others. With the latter he won the NBA Championship in 1978. Rigor Mort Us

Mounir, Mohamed Born 10 October 1954  (Aswan, Egypt) Best-selling Egyptian singer, a specialist in his native Nubian music The Marvelous Pneumonia Squad

Mountfield, Derek Born 2 November 1962  (Wallasey, Merseyside, England) Unspectacular but very efficient footballer for Everton, Aston Villa and Wolves amongst others. (THEME) ARTHUR'S THEME

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying End of the Line C.A. Daber (THEME) CLOG POPPERS (THEME) Drop Dead Diva Drop Dead Gorgeous SiT Down The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

Moxley, Jon Born 7 December 1985  (Cincinatti, Ohio, USA) Pro wrestler (THEME) Putting Death Over, Brotha!

Mueller, Robert Born 7 August 1944  (New York City, New York, USA) Sixth director of the FBI between 2001-2013. Long Story Short… It's Over! (THEME) MAGA Hit List (THEME) OAPs (Old American Politicians) Touch of Grey

Mueller-Stahl, Armin Born 17 December 1930  (Sovetsk, Russia) German film actor. (THEME) And the nominees are… dead! (THEME) Deutschland verabschiedet sich! (THEME) Oscar Strikeouts

Muldaur, Diana Born 19 August 1938  (New York City, New York, USA) US actress, most prominently on L.A. Law and on Star Trek: The Next Generation as the interim medical officer Doctor Pulaski (THEME) Cardavers