The online competition to guess which famous people won't make it to the end of the current year. If they're elderly, ill, or just live a high-risk lifestyle, stick 'em in your team, and for each one whose death you correctly predict, you'll score points. DDP was dreamt up in Derby, England (hence the name...) by Big Iain back in 1996. Other hosts: Siegfried Baboon and Rude Kid (2003-7), Octopus of Odstock (2008-9), The Man in Black (2010-17), Spade Cooley (2018-19), msc (2020-21), Grim Up North (2020-22), and Reptile (2020-23). Now the Committee of DI (2022), time (2024), and Banana (2023) oversee the biggest deadpool going...

Jay Allen

DEAD IN DETROIT Jay Allen was the announcer for the Detroit Tigers. Apparently. He only became their PA announcer in 2019, but held it as a lifetime position. He was a unique hit for Sir Creep’s Made in Detroit theme team, with a positive result soon after Jack Van Impe’s complete lack of any obituary […]

Robbie Rensenbrink

ONZE D’MORT Robbie Rensenbrink was one of the finest footballers of his generation, a freescoring assist creating link between the midfield and front pair 40 years before Jurgen Klopp invented the role. A vital cog in the Dutch team that thrilled fans on the way to 2 World Cup finals (1974 and 1978), Rensenbrink is […]

Jim Lehrer

PBS DEADLINE NEWS Journalist Jim Lehrer has died aged 85. Lehrer started off as reporter for the Dallas newspapers, and luckily for him a news story broke in 1963 in Dallas. Nah, can’t think what it was either, something about a rich guy getting shot. JR? Anyhow, in 1972, Lehrer moved to PBS TV broadcasting, […]

Terry Jones

HE’S NOT THE GRIM REAPER HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!   The wonderful Terry Jones has sadly died, aged 77, after a long and publicised battle with a particularly nasty form of dementia. Terry Jones was recognisable instantly, possibly worldwide, as one of the six members of the Monty Python comedy team. Performer and writer […]

Shin Kyuk-ho

WHOLE LOTTE DEATH Shin Kyuk-ho, founder of Lotte Corporation, has died aged 98. He founded Lotte in 1948 as a chewing gum manufacturer, but it had grown into becoming one of the worlds largest multinationals. He was 136th on the Forbes rich list at one point, but given a suspended jail sentence in later life […]

Robert Maclennan

SOCIAL DEATHOCRATIC PARTY Former leader of the SDP, Robert Maclennan, has died aged 83. Formed in 1981, the Social Democratic Party aimed to break the mold of British politics, but by 1988 the two party mold had broken the SDP instead, so they looked to a unification with the Liberals. Dr David Owen, leader of […]

Mr. Derek Fowlds

THAT’LL BE ALL, BERNARD “Should we pick you on the DDP, Mr Derek?”“What’s that, Basil?”“It’s a dead punt. BOOM BOOM!” Mr Derek Fowlds, friend of Basil the Brush, has sadly died aged 82 after a stint in hospital with heart problems. Indeed, the anthropomorphic toy fox has already been on Twitter, sharing his condolences. What […]

Rocky Johnson

SOUL MAN DOWN Rocky Johnson was regarded as one of the best in ring performers of the 1970s, and in 1983, became one of the first black champions in WWF history when he and Tony Atlas won the Tag Team titles. A trainee boxer who once sparred with Muhammad Ali, Johnson turned to pro-wrestler in […]

Christopher Tolkien

AND IN THE DARKNESS BOUND HIM Academic, novelist, and book editor, Christopher Tolkien was the world’s foremost expert on the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It was almost as if his dad wrote the books and Christopher himself edited them. Trained at the Dragon School (not actually made up), Christopher became a tutor at New […]

Bobby Brown

TWO CAN PLAY THAT DEATH When a local Banker played Bobby Brown in the DDP, the system assumed it was the singer. In fact, so sure was it, it corrected the chaps previous DDP team which also had the other Bobby Brown. In fact this is the former football manager who led Scotland to their […]