Bob Falkenburg

PETERED FALKENBURG

Tennis player Bob Falkenburg has died aged 95. His finest moment was winning the Wimbledon singles in 1948, with a late-game comeback comparable to David Quantick’s Showbiz Pals DDP wins. The feat was unparalleled until Novak Djokovic did the same in 2019. Hasn’t that guy been in the news lately? After Falkenburg’s tennis career concluded, he married a Brazilian and moved to Rio, where he pursued his true passions in life: golf and making Brazilians fat. Yep, he founded the country’s first fast food chain. Two teams order the points, large fries, a medium Coke, hold the pickles…

Bob Falkenburg
29 January 1926 – 6 January 2022, aged 95
2 TEAMS (💀💀💀💀💀 5 POINTS)