March 8th
LW’s Latest hit are finally overtaken by Deutschland verabschiedet sich! who land their third hit, and joker, in Georg Koch.
| Position | Team | Points | Hits | Theme |
| 1st | Deutschland verabschiedet sich! | 39 | 3 | Germans |
| 2nd | LW’s Latest Hit | 35 | 2 | Music |
| =3rd | Jaydead | 31 | 2 | Names beginning with J |
| =3rd | Jextinction | 31 | 2 | Names beginning with J |
| 5th | LW’s Protesticles | 24 | 2 | Activists and Protestors |
| 6th | EVIL PILES OF DOG EXCRIMENT | 24 | 1 | Criminals |
| 7th | Fiona’s Reaping the Patricians | 22 | 2 | Politicians and Royalty |
| 8th | Musicians We Lost in 2026 | 20 | 2 | Musicians |
| 9th | Dying Donkeys | 18 | 1 | US Democrats who ran for President |
| 10th | Sudden Death | 17 | 2 | Football |
| =11th | KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS | 16 | 2 | Footballers |
| =11th | Rolls Off The Tongue | 16 | 2 | Interesting Names |
| 13th | MST3K Massacre | 15 | 2 | MST3K subjects |
| =14th | death to all but metal and dame shirley bassey | 13 | 1 | Rockers and their nan |
| =14th | Doubles to Finish | 13 | 1 | Names with double letters |
| =14th | Great gig in the sky | 13 | 1 | Musicians |
| =14th | Nature’s Way | 13 | 1 | Names Found in Nature |
| =14th | Saturday Night Dead | 13 | 1 | Saturday Night Live |
| =19th | Elton Welsby’s Sporting Triangles | 12 | 1 | Sports Types |
| =19th | Fiona’s Immortals | 12 | 1 | Film and TV Personalities |
| =19th | You should be Ash – amed | 12 | 1 | Convicted and/or Suspected Criminals |
| =22nd | Made In Detroit | 11 | 2 | Connections to the Motor City |
| =22nd | Norman Lear and All His Friends | 11 | 1 | Norman Lear and actors in his many sitcoms |
| =24th | A Question of Sprouts | 10 | 1 | Sports |
| =24th | Gone and Away | 10 | 1 | Soaps |
| =24th | Lt. Colonel Kilgore’s Ultimate Surf Party | 10 | 1 | Vietnam Figures |
| =24th | Perfect 10 | 10 | 1 | People with 10 lettered names. |
| =24th | The Fat Lady’s singing… | 10 | 1 | Opera |
| =29th | A place in the dirt | 9 | 1 | Geographically themed names |
| =29th | Aaron Aardvark’s Alliteration Association | 9 | 1 | Alliterative Names |
| =29th | Complications from a fall | 9 | 1 | Dictators and other world leaders |
| =29th | Final Adieu | 9 | 1 | Names beginning with A |
| =29th | Hell to the Chief | 9 | 1 | World Leaders |
| =29th | House Of Soon To Be With The Lord | 9 | 1 | Politicians |
| =29th | Illinoying | 9 | 1 | People associated with Illinois |
| =29th | OAP’s | 9 | 1 | Old American Poiliticians |
| =29th | sid and marty coffin | 9 | 1 | Sid and Marty Krofft |
| =29th | State Funeral | 9 | 1 | Heads of State |
| =29th | Traded to the Saints | 9 | 1 | NFLers |
| 40th | Play Ball! | 7 | 1 | Sports |
| =41st | 20 Crooners Croakin’ | 6 | 1 | Crooners |
| =41st | Let the Music Play Just a Little Longer | 6 | 1 | Musicians |
| =41st | We’re all Doomed! | 6 | 1 | Scots |
| =44th | And the Nominees are… dead! | 5 | 1 | Oscar Nominees |
| =44th | Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food | 5 | 1 | Authors |
| =44th | Boddies…By ‘eck you smell gorgeous tonight, petal! | 5 | 1 | People associated with Manchester |
| =44th | D Ceased | 5 | 1 | Names beginning with D |
| =44th | Hispanics and Lati-no’s | 5 | 1 | Hispanics |
| =44th | Ncuti Bang Bang | 5 | 1 | Doctor Who |
| =44th | Not Going in a Black Cab | 5 | 1 | Eastenders |
| =44th | Oldest living footballers | 5 | 1 | Take a guess! |
| =44th | Slippery Soap | 5 | 1 | Soap Actors |
| 53rd | Big digits team | 4 | 1 | Centenarians |
| #1 Hits | 0 | 0 | UK Chart Toppers | |
| …and it’s goodnight from him | 0 | 0 | Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc. | |
| 2026 Exit Draft | 0 | 0 | Sport | |
| A la vie, a la mort | 0 | 0 | French People | |
| All Death Is Consolation | 0 | 0 | Artists | |
| All these moments will be lost | 0 | 0 | Sci-fi Actors | |
| Alright Dave | 0 | 0 | A team of Daves | |
| American As Apple Pie | 0 | 0 | Hispanics | |
| And That’s a Rap | 0 | 0 | Rappers | |
| Animals to the Afterlife | 0 | 0 | Animal Names | |
| Apollogies For Still Living | 0 | 0 | Astronauts | |
| Armin Meiwes’s Prison Buddies | 0 | 0 | Criminals | |
| ARTHUR’S THEME | 0 | 0 | People born on the Day of the Dead | |
| Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep | 0 | 0 | Politicos | |
| BatStar Lord of the Who TrekLock | 0 | 0 | Nerd shows | |
| Beloved Farewell | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with B | |
| Big Man Top 40 Musicians | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Bobbing For Apples | 0 | 0 | Bobs and Roberts | |
| Boom, Boom, Out go the lights | 0 | 0 | Blues and beat musicians | |
| Broken Records | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Buying Max Yasgur’s Farm | 0 | 0 | Folkies | |
| BY DESIGN | 0 | 0 | Designers and Inventors | |
| BYE-BYE BORING BROADCASTERS 2026 | 0 | 0 | Broadcasters | |
| Cadaverous Mofos | 0 | 0 | The Wire | |
| Can’t Think of a Music Pun | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Cardavers | 0 | 0 | Car Names | |
| CLOG POPPERS | 0 | 0 | Popsters | |
| Come on Karma, Where’s the F@@king Justice | 0 | 0 | Evading justice for how long? | |
| Comedy Cremations | 0 | 0 | Comedy Actors | |
| Complete Phallusies | 0 | 0 | Names with shlong slang in them | |
| CRT to DOA | 0 | 0 | TV presenters | |
| DCAU Demises | 0 | 0 | DC Animated Cinematic Universe | |
| Dead Beats | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Dead Continent | 0 | 0 | Asians | |
| Dead Leaders | 0 | 0 | World Leaders | |
| Decaying Orbit-uaries | 0 | 0 | Space types | |
| Dieopics | 0 | 0 | Biopic Subjects | |
| Disney Remake Roast | 0 | 0 | Disney | |
| Don’t Eat Another Donut While You’re in the MRI Machine | 0 | 0 | Overweight People | |
| Dr Who’s Next | 0 | 0 | Doctor Who | |
| Drop Dead Diva | 0 | 0 | Extravagant women | |
| Easy Peasy Japanesey | 0 | 0 | Japanese People | |
| Epstein Island Flight 666 to Hell | 0 | 0 | Names in the Epstein files | |
| Epstein’s Enigmas | 0 | 0 | Names in the Epstein files | |
| Everybody’s Dead Daves | 0 | 0 | Daves | |
| Fireball’s Play Your Cadavers Right | 0 | 0 | Gameshow hosts | |
| Forbes’ DL | 0 | 0 | Billionaires | |
| Foreword by The Grim Reaper | 0 | 0 | Authors | |
| Formula Fatality | 0 | 0 | F1 | |
| Francis Of Wrestle-Easy 2026 | 0 | 0 | Wrasslers | |
| God’s Gonna Gettem | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with G | |
| GoodKnight Vienna | 0 | 0 | Knights and Dames | |
| Grappling with Mortality | 0 | 0 | Wrestlers | |
| Gray Panthers | 0 | 0 | Centenarians | |
| Gris Gris | 0 | 0 | Duplicated Names | |
| Here’s Who You Could Have Won | 0 | 0 | Interesting Oldies | |
| He’s Not The Family Guy | 0 | 0 | Family Guy Voices | |
| Hits Of 1980 And Hits Today | 0 | 0 | Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today | |
| Hospital Pass Footballers | 0 | 0 | Footballers | |
| I Hear Voices | 0 | 0 | Voice Actors | |
| If your Mansion House Needs Haunting just call… | 0 | 0 | Actors to have played paranormal entities. | |
| I’m So Glad We Had This Time Together | 0 | 0 | Personalities on The Carol Burnett Show | |
| IN THE HOLE! | 0 | 0 | Golfers | |
| IT’S A COP-OUT 2026 | 0 | 0 | Coppers | |
| It’s time to meet the music | 0 | 0 | Muppet Show Guest Stars | |
| Jane’s Antique Wrinklies | 0 | 0 | Old Ladies | |
| JOCKS AWAY | 0 | 0 | Scots | |
| Last Christmas | 0 | 0 | Christmas-associated celebs | |
| Last of The Summer Winos | 0 | 0 | Last of the Summer Wine | |
| last ones alive 2026 | 0 | 0 | Last surviving original band members | |
| Last Show Before Bedtime | 0 | 0 | 70’s BBC Evening TV | |
| Laugh until… 2026 | 0 | 0 | Comedians | |
| Lullabye-bye of Broadway | 0 | 0 | Broadway | |
| M6 Toll(ed) | 0 | 0 | Midlands | |
| MAGA Hit List | 0 | 0 | Trump non-fans | |
| Miscreants | 0 | 0 | Morally Questionable People | |
| Musical Chairs | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Nice! | 0 | 0 | Jazz Musicians | |
| No More Expenses | 0 | 0 | UK MP’s | |
| No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! | 0 | 0 | Bond Villains | |
| Nobel Notables | 0 | 0 | Nobel Laureates | |
| Nonclave | 0 | 0 | Papal Candidates | |
| Old As Dirt | 0 | 0 | Centenarians | |
| Old Hollywood | 0 | 0 | Actors aged 90+ | |
| Once Shaggable, Now Baggable | 0 | 0 | Old ladies eyecatching in their heyday | |
| One Century is Enough, Madam! | 0 | 0 | Centenarian women | |
| Oscar Strikeouts | 0 | 0 | Oscar nominees | |
| Pantomime Pall | 0 | 0 | Pantomime Actors | |
| Passed The Rock | 0 | 0 | NBA Figures | |
| Passing of the passed | 0 | 0 | Celebs the team runner passed by in the street | |
| Peace, Drugs, and Death | 0 | 0 | 1960s counterculture figures | |
| Pennsylvania’s Pushing Daisies | 0 | 0 | The Keystone State | |
| POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD | 0 | 0 | Politicians from the Asia-Pacific Region | |
| Poor Little Ghoul | 0 | 0 | US Chart Toppers | |
| Pop Goes the Wurzels | 0 | 0 | Popsters | |
| Punk is Dead | 0 | 0 | Punk Musicians | |
| Putting Death Over, Brotha! | 0 | 0 | Pro Wrestling | |
| Ready For My Closed Lid, Mr. DeMille | 0 | 0 | Ladies of Cinema | |
| Ruling the Afterlife | 0 | 0 | World Leaders | |
| Rushing to Tim Horton’s for Maple Donuts | 0 | 0 | Canucks | |
| Russian Box Players | 0 | 0 | Russians | |
| Sad Last Days | 0 | 0 | National Enquirer “near death”s | |
| Scrubber Out | 0 | 0 | Pornstars | |
| Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead | 0 | 0 | 50s/60s rock and pop | |
| She’s a Dead Skate, Charlie Brown | 0 | 0 | Ice Skaters | |
| Sickly Senators | 0 | 0 | US Senators | |
| Space Wasters | 0 | 0 | Morally Questionable People | |
| Special:RandomInCategory/Living_people | 0 | 0 | The 20 best picks of 4000 randomly generated Wikipedia bios | |
| Spoczywaj w pokoju | 0 | 0 | Polish and Polish-born people. | |
| Sportspeople I Think Might Die in 2026 United | 0 | 0 | Athletes | |
| St. Peter’s Warblers | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Thank You For The Music | 0 | 0 | Musicians | |
| Thanks for being a Sport | 0 | 0 | Sportspeople | |
| Thanos Snapped | 0 | 0 | MCU Actors | |
| The Cabinet of the Grim Reaper | 0 | 0 | US Cabinet Members | |
| The Dead Kennedys | 0 | 0 | Kennedy Center honorees | |
| The Letter “R” Means Death | 0 | 0 | Names beginning with R | |
| THE LORD GOD SLAYED THEM ALL | 0 | 0 | Veterinarians | |
| The Real Hearsewives of Bravo | 0 | 0 | Stars of The Real Housewives Franchise | |
| The Retched pong of Brit sit-com | 0 | 0 | British Sitcoms | |
| The Sick-bed of Cuchulainn | 0 | 0 | The Irish | |
| The Survivors | 0 | 0 | Last Survivors | |
| The Talking Dead | 0 | 0 | TV Hosts | |
| The Tribe Has Spoken | 0 | 0 | CBS reality show contestants | |
| The Writing’s On The Wall | 0 | 0 | Singers | |
| There is nothing like a Dame | 0 | 0 | Dames, without their boss this time | |
| They Think It’s All Over | 0 | 0 | Scottish Footballers | |
| They Were the World | 0 | 0 | We Are the World alumni | |
| They’re Alright As Long As You Don’t Mention Politics | 0 | 0 | Polarizing Political Figures | |
| Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE | 0 | 0 | Actors in TTSS adaptations | |
| Trans Girls Hit squad’s hit list | 0 | 0 | T*RFs | |
| Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! | 0 | 0 | US TV | |
| Turning Left | 0 | 0 | Racing drivers with at least 1 NASCAR Cup Series start. | |
| Unpersons | 0 | 0 | Big Brother Participants | |
| Vive la France… et la mort | 0 | 0 | The French | |
| Waiting For Ugo | 0 | 0 | Midlands footballers | |
| Where are all the Garys and Simons? | 0 | 0 | Garys and Simons | |
| Who Goes Before the 5-0 Arrives? | 0 | 0 | Under 50’s | |
| Windsor’s OBE | 0 | 0 | Order of the British Empire recipients | |
| Wishing (I Had an Obituary of You) | 0 | 0 | 80s musicians | |
| Wrestling To Stay Alive | 0 | 0 | Wrestling | |
| Ya Scouse B*stards | 0 | 0 | Scousers |