Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2010: S

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Saakashvili, Mikheil Born 21 December 1967  (Tbilisi, Georgia) President of Georgia since 2004 and in common with some Eastern European leaders came to power on a tide of optimism before degenerating into a sort of authoritarian dictatorship. Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year

Saatchi, Charles Born 10 June 1943  (Baghdad, Iraq) Advertising tycoon and art collector. Happy Death Day To You

Safer, Morley Born 8 November 1931  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Veteran Canadian broadcaster. Host of CBS news programme '60 Minutes' since it's inception in 1970. I'll Get The Oven On Noz4news

Sagor Maas, Frederica (Died in 2012) Born 6 July 1900  (New York, New York, USA) Early Hollywood screenwriter. Club Carp First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die

Saint, Dora (Died in 2012) Born 17 April 1913  (Berkshire, England) Popular author better known under pseudonym 'Miss Read'. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Saks, Gene Born 8 November 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Tony Award winning director best known for his collaborations with playwright Neil Simon. Directed the film version of 'The Odd Couple' as well as the stage version. VSBfromH

Salinger, J. D.  Born 1 January 1919  (New York, New York, USA) Died 27 January 2010  (Cornish, New Hampshire, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Writer of (for the most part) short stories, whose only novel - "Catcher in the Rye" (1951) - is the basis of his literary reputation. The same novel was also famous as being the book that Mark Chapman was holding when he murdered John Lennon. Rumours that Salinger (who hasn't published anything since 1965) is in fact the same person as the similarly reclusive Thomas Pynchon (author of novels such as "V" and "Gravity's Rainbow", all published since 1965) are, sadly, unfounded. JD = Jack Daniels. Actually, that's not true: it's really Jerome David. Blade Runners Bluereddish Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Deader Than A Dead Thing Death From Down Under Food For Worms Drop Dead Celebration Globaltruth Grim McGraw Happy Death Day To You I Smell Dead People Long Pig, Anyone? Morbid Curiosity Naked Florida Gravediggers Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Noz4news Oh...If Only It Were True Tag You're Out The Dead Certs The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series "Last of the Summer Wine". More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of "Wallace & Gromit". Alive And (only just) Kicking Another Day Nearer To Death Life Is A Terminal Illness Chelski Pensioners III Colin's Toe Curlers Daisy Pushers  Deader Than A Dead Thing Don't Eat The Figs Final Curtain Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Guild Of Master Reapers I Smell Dead People Jims Deadbeats Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Living In A Box Lord Football's Dead Corpses Past Their Sell By Date  Ready Doddery Gone!! Stiffer Steaks Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Stop All The Clocks Stown-Dead-Market  The Blue And White Reaper The Death Stars The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Mighty Boosh Of Death They Are Never Gonna Make It Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! WinR.I.P.

Samaranch, Juan Antonio  Born 17 July 1920  (Barcelona, Spain) Died 21 April 2010  (Barcelona, Spain) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Former head of the International Olympic Committee, always dogged by controversy because he had been a senior bureaucrat in Franco's fascist Spanish government. Creamation For The Nation

Sandberger, Martin Born 17 August 1911  (Berlin, Germany) High ranking member of the Nazi SS, responsible for the deaths of many Jews in the Baltic states during WWII. Died in March 2010 but no obit. Dethdefying Exnazis Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Sanderling, Kurt (Died in 2011) Born 19 September 1912  (Arys, East Prussia, Germany) German music conductor. Pool Ghoul VSBfromH

Sanigar, Chris Date and place of birth unknown Boxing promoter. The Living End

Santo, Ron  Born 25 February 1940  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Died 2 December 2010  (Arizona, USA) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Former star of the Chicago Cubs (that's baseball, for anyone who's unsure). He has suffered from diabetes his whole life (organising many fundraising activities for related charities), and has had to have both legs amputated, which is presumably why he's falling over backwards in the photo. Canadian Paul

Santos, Djalma (Died in 2013) Born 27 February 1929  (São Paulo, Brazil) Former Brazil international footballer. Member of the 1958 and 1962 World Cup winning teams. Ball Kicking Bucket Kickers

Santos, Nilton (Died in 2013) Born 16 May 1925  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Former Brazil international footballer. Was a hugely talented left wing back and won the FIFA World Cup for Brazil in 1958 and 1962. Ball Kicking Bucket Kickers

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (Austria) Convicted fraudster who who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... See You In Hell

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, plays Fred Elliott in "Coronation Street". Brown Bananas Hippoposthumous

Savile, Sir Jimmy (Died in 2011) Born 30 October 1926  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former DJ, presenter of "Top of the Pops", and most famously, the cigar-wielding, shellsuit-wearing presenter of his own TV show for kids, "Jim'll Fix It". Goodness gracious, goodness gracious, guys and gals, is Weird Uncle Jimmy going to cark it this year? Another Day Nearer To Death Chelski Pensioners III Cremate Expectations Deathglam Industries Gwynhafyr  It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells Jims Deadbeats Juicy Janny Lulu's Stiffs! Mad Maureen Miss Creant One Way Ticket Radio Ga Ga Gone UB Dead Beauty  Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Stop Coughin' Or I'll Put You In One! Team John Thomas Trojan Hearse The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Tomorrow People Wednesday 'Til I Die

Saxbe, William  Born 24 June 1916  (Mechanicsburg, Ohio, USA) Died 24 August 2010  (Mechanicsburg, Ohio, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Former US politician, US attorney general under Nixon & Ford's presidencies. Simpson's Stiffs

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in "Fawlty Towers" and went on to appear in "After Henry" and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. Prunella Vulgaris

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party, which has had little success at the polls. Happy Death Day To You Stown-Dead-Market

Schäfer, Paul  Born 4 December 1921  (Sieburg, Germany) Died 24 April 2010  (Santiago, Chile) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former member of the Nazi youth movement and later founder of a commune (some say cult) of German immigrants in Chile. Dethdefying Exnazis Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Schlafly, Phyllis Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Simpson's Stiffs

Schlingensief, Christoph  Born 24 October 1960  (Oberhausen, Germany) Died 21 August 2010  (Berlin, Germany) Age at death: 49  (read death notice) Iconaclastic theatre and film director. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schmidt, Helmut Born 23 December 1918  (Hamburg, Germany) German politician from the left-of-centre SPD party. Served as Chancellor of Germany from 1974-82. Death By Hemeloids Falling Off The Pearch Grim McGraw I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing Simpson's Stiffs Soylent Dreams The End of the World As We Know It The Praying Vultures

Schumacher, Michael Born 3 January 1969  (Hürth-Hermülheim, Cologne, Germany) Racing driver who has won the Formula 1 world championship enough times to drain the EU champagne lake dry. Lives in Switzerland, and apparently his favourite drink is apple juice mixed with sparkling water. Life in the fast lane! It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! The O'Shannon Wee J's Man

Schürmann, Petra  Born 15 September 1935  (Mönchengladbach, Germany) Winner of Miss World in 1956. Died in January 2010 but no suitable obit was forthcoming. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schwartz, Sherwood (Died in 2011) Born 14 November 1916  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) American TV producer, most notably of "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch". Asadoornail Grim McGraw I’m Ready For My Funeral Mr. DeMille Snort The Ashes The Pissed Kringle The Vyrdolak

Schwarzkopf, Norman (Died in 2012) Born 22 August 1934  (Trenton, New Jersey, USA) US Army general who coordinated Operation Desert Storm during the Gulf War. After his retirement, Stormin' Norman wrote his autobiography and did voiceovers for TV programmes about the military. In 2003, many were surprised to find him an outspoken critic of the Iraq War. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Scott, Seann William Born 3 October 1976  (Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA) Actor and comedian best known for the 'American Pie' series of films. Happy Death Day To You

Scotty, Ludwig Born 20 June 1948  (Anabar, Nauru) President of Nauru, first in 2003 and then from 2004 to 2007 and has surely the best name of any politician ever. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Scoular, Angela (Died in 2011) Born 8 November 1948  (London, England) Actress, wife of Leslie Phillips. Ding dong! Don't Eat The Figs Ethnic Cleansing I Drink Your Milkshake Star Dust The End of the World As We Know It

Scrimm, Angus Born 19 August 1926  (Kansas City, Kansas, USA) Actor, known chiefly for his role as "The Tall Man" in 'Phantasm'. One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food

Scruggs, Earl (Died in 2012) Born 6 January 1924  (Flint Hill, North Carolina, USA) Banjo-playing bluegrass musician whose style gradually became more rock-oriented after splitting from his musical partner Lester Flatt in 1969. Together they'd formed the Foggy Mountain Boys, generally regarded as the all-time definitive bluegrass band, and presumably the inspiration for the "hilarious" Soggy Bottom Boys in the Coen brothers' "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" - generally regarded as the all-time most overrated film. All Death Is Consolation The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2010

Seagal, Steven Born 10 April 1952  (Lansing, Michigan, USA) Actor, best known for action-packed pot boilers such as 'Under Seige'. Betterdeadthanred

Searle, Ronald (Died in 2011) Born 3 March 1920  (Cambridge, England) Cartoonist, illustrator of the original "St. Trinian's" books, and former prisoner of war. His work is arguably indistinguishable from that of Gerald Scarfe and Ralph Steadman, though Searle can unarguably claim to have come first. All Death Is Consolation Soylent Dreams

Sedaka, Neil Born 13 March 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Pop singer, songwriter & pianist, composer of "Is This The Way to Amarillo?" I'm Nearly 80 And I'm A Sicko

Seegar, Miriam (Died in 2011) Born 1 September 1907  (Greentown, Indiana, USA) Actress, one of the few silent movie stars still living. Skeleton Crew

Seeger, Pete Born 3 May 1919  (New York, New York, USA) Folk singer, songwriter and political activist. Wrote or co-wrote "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?", "If I Had a Hammer" and "Turn, Turn, Turn". The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Pushing The Envelope Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams Things & Stuff Tomb It May Concern

Segal, Jeffrey Born 1 August 1920  (London, England) Actor, best known, to a certain age of UK society, as Arthur Perkins in "Rentaghost". One Scythe Fits All The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2010

Seif, Riad Born 25 November 1946  (Damascus, Syria) Syrian dissident and democracy campaigner, arrested in January 2008. Born 1947. 'arry-Kiri

Sendak, Maurice (Died in 2012) Born 10 June 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Artist, writer & children's book illustrator. Circling The Drain Nosoup4u!

Sevele, Feleti Vaka'uta Born 7 July 1944  (Ma’ufanga, Nuku’alofa, Tonga) Prime Minister of Tonga since 2006. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Sewell, Brian Born 15 July 1931  (Kensington, London, England) Outspoken conservative art critic who writes for the London Evening Standard and doesn't like Northerners. Or women. Cremate Expectations

Sexton, Dave (Died in 2012) Born 6 April 1930  (London, England) Former Chelsea, QPR and Manchester United football manager. The Blue And White Reaper

Shain, Edith  Born 29 July 1918  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 20 June 2010  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Nurse who was being kissed by a sailor in the famous photo taken in Times Square in 1945. Naked Florida Gravediggers

Shamir, Yitzhak (Died in 2012) Born 15 October 1915  (Ruzinoy, Poland) Prime Minister of Israel from 1983-84 and again from 1986-92. Ironically started his political career as a member of an underground Jewish militant organization opposed to the British occupation of Palestine in the 1930s and '40s. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bazzilliant Bitter Violet Crazycarl Dead Ends Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Doornails R Us Falling Off The Pearch Feng Shui Pig Guild Of Master Reapers Harry Patch's Love Child Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Lord Football's Dead Corpses Weakend At Bernies Master Mind Meet Your Maker Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Octopus of Odstock Pushing The Envelope Inquilinekea/Simfish Tag You're Out The Dead Certs The End of the World As We Know It The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry The Praying Vultures The Unspiritualist Truth Be Told, I'm Feeling A Bit Under The Weather!! We'reAllGonnaDie! We Spin Terror

Shane, Paul (Died in 2013) Born 19 June 1940  (Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England) Miner-turned-actor who became famous as Ted Bovis in the 1980s sitcom "Hi-de-Hi!", and infamous for what is surely the worst live singing performance of all time, on the BBC's "Pebble Mill" programme in 1996. See it here if you dare - and no, he wasn't doing it deliberately. Bay-bee bay-BEH! The Mighty Boosh Of Death

Shankar, Ravi (Died in 2012) Born 7 April 1920  (Varanasi, West Bengal, India) The Beatles' sitar guru. C.A.Daver Diet Of Worms Eternity Tours Globaltruth Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams Team USA/Asia Alliance

Sharif, Nawaz Born 10 December 1949  (Lahore, Pakistan) Controversial former Prime Minister of Pakistan. However his popularity in Pakistan has made him a hero (and a potential suicide bomb target) amongst many young Pakistanis. Better Late Than Never Dead Beats The Praying Vultures The Vyrdolak

Sharon, Ariel Born 27 February 1928  (Kfar Malal, Palestine (now in Israel)) Prime Minister of Israel 2001-06. Has been in a coma since suffering a massive stroke in January 2006. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." It's Grim Up North 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot Or.... 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 30 Points, We`ll Be Back Up Carrion Luggage A Kick In The Ghoulies Alison The Assassin Sparky's Spasms Asadoornail Bazzilliant Beginnings of Rigor Blade Runners Life Is A Terminal Illness Buzzards Bxboy422 Checking Out By Christmas Chelski Pensioners III Club Carp Crazycarl Dave's Bungalow Of Death  Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie Dead Beats Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Dead Ends Dead Fellas Dead Loss Dead Set Death From Down Under Deathpig Death Stalks United Diepod Shuffle Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Doornails R Us Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dying For Some Points Fallen Off The Twig Falling Off The Pearch The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings Globaltruth Golden Oldies! Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child Heads In A Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hide & Go Die I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! It Tolls For Thee JoeRam Killermoon Lard Bazaar Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Long Pig, Anyone? Luck of the Dead Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Mere Flesh Wound Morbid Curiosity Morbid United FC Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! .....norfolk & Good Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider Past Their Sell By Date Pining For The Fjords  Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Rotters Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Simpson's Stiffs Forgotten But Not Gone STAB_in_the_DARK Stiff Little Fingers Stiff Steaks Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Stown-Dead-Market Tag You're Out Team Rumsfeld Tentoesup  The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Mortal Portal The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry The Praying Vultures ...the Salmon Mousse!!! The Unspiritualist They Are Never Gonna Make It This Mortal Coil Time Is NOT On Our Side! Toasted Brown Bread Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb Raiders Vaagheid Wall Street Massacre Tims Terminal Twenty

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montréal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original "Star Trek" series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote his own series of science-fiction novels, "TekWar", which were subsequently adapted for TV. Has recorded highly amusing cover versions of The Byrds' "Mr Tambourine Man" and Pulp's "Common People". 30 Points, We`ll Be Back Up Just One More Death... Lt. Columbo The Hartlepool Harbingers Dead But Not Forgotten Gwynhafyr Hung Like Larry Holmes Mr & Mrs Drummerboy On The Box/In The Box Prunella Vulgaris

Shaw, Martin Born 21 January 1945  (Birmingham, England) Prolific actor who first appeared in 'Coronation Street' in 1967 before hitting paydirt in 1978 as Ray Doyle in 'The Professionals'. Things & Stuff

Shaw, Run Run Born 4 October 1907  (Shanghai, PR of China) Hong Kong film producer; founder of Shaw Studios; major benefactor of HK public works. Dave's Bungalow Of Death Old People Party Of 20 Rude Kid

Shea, George Beverly (Died in 2013) Born 1 February 1909  (Winchester, Ontario, Canada) Prominent singer/songwriter of gospel music. Feng Shui Pig Gray Panthers Nosoup4u! Old People Party Of 20 Tims Terminal Twenty

Shearing, George (Died in 2011) Born 13 August 1919  (London, England) Blind jazz pianist. Dave's Bungalow Of Death Grobler's Stiff Ones See You In Heaven Two Hit Wonders

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. Ambledown  Betterdeadthanred Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Last Train To Palookaville

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film "Apocalypse Now" and the President in TV series "The West Wing". Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen's real name is Ramon Estevez, while Charlie's is Carlos), he is constantly getting busted for his leftist political protests. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party  Ohio And Goodbye-O

Shenouda III, Pope (Died in 2012) Born 3 August 1923  (Asyut, Egypt) The 117th Pope of Alexandria and the Patriarch of All Africa on the Holy Apostolic See of Saint Mark the Evangelist of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria. Might need a big business card as a result... Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Shepherd, Don Born 12 August 1927  (Port Eynon, Glamorgan, Wales) Cricketer for Glamorgan, one of the best cricketers never to have represented his country at test level. Pobol Y Fedd

Sheppard, Bob  Born 20 October 1910  (Queens, New York, USA) Died 11 July 2010  (Baldwin, New York, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Public address anouncer for both the New York Giants football team and the New York Yankees baseball team. Dubbed 'The Voice of God'. We Spin Terror

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Responsible for coming up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", and the songs in any number of Disney's "Winnie the Pooh" travesties. However, can be forgiven for "The Aristocats" and "The Jungle Book". Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother

Shilton, Peter Born 18 September 1949  (Leicester, England) Former international goalkeeper, England's most capped player with 125 appearances. What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Shipley, Debra Born 22 June 1957  (Kidderminster, Worcestershire, England) Former Labour MP for Stourbridge. Suffering from cancer. Going Underground

Shoesmith, Sharon Born in County Antrim, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Former head of Children's Services for Haringey Council who was sacked and publicly dragged through the mud for refusing to take any blame for its service's failure to spot the abuse and later murder of 'Baby P' in 2008. Now appealing her dismissal. Born 1953. Livin' On A Prayer

Short, Edward Watson (Died in 2012) Born 17 December 1912  (Northumberland, England) Former Deputy Prime Minister in Harold Wilson's Labour government, Education Secretary from 1968-70, Leader of the House of Commons, and now member of the House of Lords (under the name of Baron Glenamara) and Chancellor of Northumbria "University". 666 Grobler's Stiff Ones Guild Of Master Reapers The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2010 The Worst Acronym Team Wancanton Winker Turning His Toes Up

Shriver, Robert Sargent (Died in 2011) Born 9 November 1915  (Westminster, Maryland, USA) Long-serving and well-connected US politician, married to JFK's sister Eunice. Now suffering from Alzheimer's, about which his daughter Maria has written a book entitled "Who The Hell Are You Again?". No it's not, it's called "What's Happening to Grandpa?". Asadoornail But I'm Not Dead Yet Bxboy422 Carkers Convention 2010 Dead By Dawn Death On The Rocks Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Fallen Sparrow Hunting Halos I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing  Let Us Embalm You Master Mind Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Not At All Well Perish, The Thought Pushing The Envelope Inquilinekea/Simfish The Conqueror Worm The Last Gasp Widnes Vikings

Shrubb, Paul Born 1 August 1955  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Former Brentford and Aldershot footballer. Eejit

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Diet Of Worms

Shuttlesworth, Fred (Died in 2011) Born 18 March 1922  (Mount Meigs, Alabama, USA) American preacher & key civil rights activist for many years. Tentoesup

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Burma (now Myanmar)) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. David the Aspie Lord Football's Dead Corpses Wake Up & Smell The Coffin

Siddell, Sir Peter (Died in 2011) Born in Auckland, New Zealand  (exact date unknown) New Zealand artist. Born 1935. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Siew, Vincent Born 3 January 1939  (Chiayi City, Taiwan) Vice President of the Republic of China. Scottish Squid Bricklaying Alamo Volunteers

Sihanouk, King (Died in 2012) Born 31 October 1922  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Crowned King of Cambodia in 1941, but then abdicated 14 years later - in favour of his father. However, he subsequently became prime minister and was elected head of state in 1960 - only to be overthrown by a coup in 1970. Five years later the Khmer Rouge took control, and Sihanouk was head of state once more. But whaddaya know, almost immediately he'd been forced out of office. Then what happens? In 1982 he teams up with the Khmer Rouge (after they've been booted out by the Vietnamese) and becomes president in exile of the government of Democratic Kampuchea. He returned to Cambodia in 1991, and two years later, guess what? He's reinstated as King of Cambodia. Thoughout all of this, he somehow found the time to direct, produce and score 28 films. The saxophone-playing Tom Jones fan suffers from diabetes, heart problems, and colon cancer. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot Or.... Bazzilliant Beginnings of Rigor Breathless In Seattle But I'm Not Dead Yet Crazycarl David the Aspie Diepod Shuffle Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Going Green It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Luck of the Dead Misers Morbid Curiosity  Mr C Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Rude Kid See, I Told You I Was Sick! Skeleton Crew Tag You're Out The Conqueror Worm The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry The Praying Vultures ...the Salmon Mousse!!! The Unspiritualist Windsor The Troll

Silver, Nate Born 13 January 1978  (East Lansing, Michigan, USA) Statistician and psephologist. F3ar My Awesomeness

Sim, Gerald Born 4 February 1925  (Liverpool, England) British TV & film actor, in a host of roles, including the vicar in "To The Manor Born." Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Sim, Sheila Born 5 June 1922  (Liverpool, England) Actress, wife of Sir Richard Attenborough. Don't Eat The Figs

Simionato, Giulietta  Born 12 May 1910  (Forli, Italy) Died 5 May 2010  (Rome, Italy) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Opera singer for over 35 years, a contemporary of Maria Callas. Pool Ghoul

Simmons, Jean  Born 31 January 1929  (Crouch Hill, London, England) Died 22 January 2010  (Santa Mónica, California, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) English actress who starred in "Guys & Dolls", "Black Narcissus" and many other classics. Took on Howard Hughes and RKO over her contract in the early '50s and gave them a bit of a beating, which didn't seem to do her career any harm. Took to the bottle after offers of decent parts dried up, though got treatment for it in the '80s. Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. 1 Dead In Ohio

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Simpson, John Born 9 August 1944  (London, England) BBC World Affairs correspondent. Nicole Kidman Is A Slag

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a 'spot of bother' with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! Cave Piggy's Stiff's In Waiting Deadly As Sin Till You Win Fergie's Flops Heads In A Bag Satans Little Helper Snort The Ashes Time's Up My Son

Simpson, Reg (Died in 2013) Born 27 February 1920  (Sherwood, Nottingham, England) English Test cricketer of the 1940s and '50s. Wake Up & Smell The Coffin

Simpson, Robert Born 19 November 1912  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) Meteorologist and hurricane specialist. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Sinden, Donald Born 9 October 1923  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Actor, profilic on stage, screen & TV, with major roles in "Two's Company", "Never The Twain" and "Judge John Deed". Knighted in 1997. Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Singh, Vijay Born 22 February 1963  (Lautoka, Fiji) Professional golfer and twice winner of the US PGA Championship as well as the US Masters in 2000. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Singleton, Valerie Born 9 April 1937  (Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England) TV presenter, best known as part of the immortal 1960s line up on 'Blue Peter' with John Noakes and Peter Purves. Also presented 'The Money Programme'. Oldham Gravediggers Society

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. The Praying Vultures

Sissons, Peter Born 17 July 1942  (Liverpool, England) News anchorman for ITN, Channel 4 and the BBC. Also presented 'Question Time' between Robin Day and David Dimbleby. Here's The News...your Dead!

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. Partridge As Reaper Wishy-Washy

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. Cut Price Funerals

Skinner, Leonard  Born 11 January 1933  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Died 20 September 2010  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) Former gym teacher in the US, whose name inspired (meant ironically, mind) US band Lynyrd Skynyrd's name. Grendel's Graveyard

Slater, Bill Born 29 April 1927  (Clitheroe, England) Former Wolverhampton Wanderers and England international footballer. Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

Sledge, Percy Born 25 November 1940  (Leighton, Alabama, USA) Soul singer, best remembered for singing "When A Man Loves A Woman". See You In Heaven

Slocombe, Douglas Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Cinematographer, particulary well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in "Love Thy Neighbour" in the 1970s. The Grateful Dead We'reAllGonnaDie!

Smirnoff, Yakov Born 24 January 1951  (Odessa, Ukraine (in the old Soviet Union!)) Ukrainian-born American comedian who made a splash in the 1980s satirising the differences between America and the Soviet Union . Team Rumsfeld

Smith, Bobby  Born 21 December 1953  (Dalkeith, Midlothian, Scotland) Died 22 February 2010  (Tranent, East Lothian, Scotland) Age at death: 56  (read death notice) Former Hibernian & Leicester City midfielder. Drunkasaskunk The Terry Fenwick Benefit Select Second XI

Smith, Dame Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in "Death On The Nile" and "A Room With A View", and more recently in the various Harry Potter adaptations. Alfred Lord Heinous Dead Enders End Of Time Grim Creepers Misers Misslucky Roadkill Wombats Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Smith, Keely Born 9 March 1932  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Jazz singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Smith, Liz Born 11 December 1925  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows ("An Evening with Lily Savage", "So Graham Norton") as...er...a batty old lady. Livin' On A Prayer Drop Dead Celebration A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 The Forrest Lawn Jockeys For Whom The Bell Tolls Researched To Death Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Jellydead Over My Dead Body Stiff Steaks Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Funeral Director 10 The Mighty Boosh Of Death The Mortal Portal

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Partridge As Reaper Rotters

Smith, Mel (Died in 2013) Born 3 December 1952  (Chiswick, London, England) Comedian, now a TV producer/executive, one half (or rather three-quarters) of the British "Smith & Jones" comedy duo. H5N1 Juicy Janny

Smith, Patti Born 30 December 1946  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer-songwriter and poet and one of the first successes of the New York punk scene of the 1970s. Evil (not quite) Dead

Smith, Sir Cyril  Born 28 June 1928  (Rochdale, Lancashire, England) Died 3 September 2010  (Rochdale, Lancashire, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Obese Liberal MP for Rochdale from 1972-92. Thought to have been the heaviest British MP ever. Has lived in the same modest terraced house since he was 16. AbraCadaver Another Day Nearer To Death Short Distance Clara Dead By Dawn Dead Commons Dying For Some Points Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Lady Gone-Gone's Poker Fatalities The Pale Rider Past Their Sell By Date Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers  Stiff Little Fingers Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information 2010 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Misfortune Tellers Tomb It May Concern

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer. The Final Whistle

Smyth, Sammy Born 25 February 1925  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Former Wolverhampton Wanderers and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored in the 1949 FA Cup final. Later played for Liverpool FC. Ball Kicking Bucket Kickers

Snow, Peter Born 20 April 1938  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Newscaster and presenter of 'Newsnight' from 1980 to 1997. Best known for his swingometer on election nights. Here's The News...your Dead!

Snowdon, Lord Born 7 March 1930  (London, England) Antony Charles Robert Armstrong-Jones, celebrity photographer and former husband of Princess Margaret. Moving The Goalposts They're Dead, Y'Know!

Snuka, Jimmy Born 18 May 1943  (Fiji) Professional wrestler. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Son, Sonim Born 10 March 1983  (Kochi, Shikoku, Japan) Japanese-Korean singer/actress. Time's Up My Son

Sonique, (singer) Born 21 June 1968  (London, England) Born Sonia Clarke, first came to prominence as singer with S-Express before forging her own career as a solo artist. Irish Rover Rot In Hell John This Mortal Coil Tomb It May Concern

Soper, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Born in 1946. Chairman of Surrey County Cricket Club & former vice-president of the English Cricket Board. Carkers Convention 2010 Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Sotomayor, Sonia Born 25 June 1954  (New York City, New York, USA) First hispanic to serve on the US Supreme Court. Star Dust

Spacey, Kevin Born 26 July 1959  (South Orange, New Jersey, USA) American award-winning actor, and now director, and also stage show producer in the UK. The Chacks

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Annus Horribilis Dead Beats They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spear, Burning Born 1 March 1948  (Saint Ann's Bay, Saint Ann, Jamaica) Legendary reggae singer. Born Winston Rodney. Alive And (only just) Kicking

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." 1 Dead In Ohio Graham Reaper's Dead Army Grim Creepers Marina Predicts Your Demise! TheAssassinsCreed Why Live To 50?

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who was responsible for some of the best-known pop music of the 1960s and '70s, including tracks by Gene Pitney, The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, John Lennon and The Ramones. Invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique. Jailed for murder in 2009. Cut Price Funerals Snort The Ashes Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Team John Thomas

Speer, Jr, Albert Born 29 July 1934  (Berlin, Germany) Architect, urban planner and son of promiment Nazi, Albert Speer. Exnazis

Spencer, Earl Born 20 May 1964  (Sandringham, Norfolk, England) Brother of Diana, Princess of Wales, who, despite being a serious historian, is better known for his rocky marriages and for his extraordinary eulogy at his sister's funeral. The Worst Acronym Team

Spiegel, Marga Born 21 June 1912  (Hersfeld, Hesse, Germany) Holocaust survivor. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Spielberg, Steven Born 18 December 1946  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Award winning Hollywood movie director. Death Stalks United Ohio And Goodbye-O

Spinetti, Victor (Died in 2012) Born 2 September 1933  (Abergavenny, Monmouthshire, Wales) Welsh-Italian comic actor, producer & director, mostly on stage. Pobol Y Fedd

Spinks, Terry (Died in 2012) Born 28 February 1938  (West Ham, London, England) Boxer, featherweight champion & 1956 Olympic Gold medal winner in the weight. The Final Whistle

Spitzer, Eliot Born 10 June 1959  (New York City, New York, USA) Former Democratic governor of New York who resigned in 2008 following a prostitution ring scandal. F3ar My Awesomeness

Splodge, Max Born 30 July 1959  (place of birth unknown) Lead singer of punk band Splodgenessabounds. The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Springett, Ron Born 22 July 1935  (Fulham, London, England) England goalkeeper for many years, and played in the 1962 World Cup. The Final Whistle

Springs, Ron (Died in 2011) Born 4 November 1956  (Williamsburg, Virginia, USA) Former American footballer. In recent years, has suffered from diabetes, and has lost a foot as a consequence of it. Perish, The Thought

St Peters, Crispian  Born 5 April 1939  (Swanley, Kent, England) Died 8 June 2010  (Swanley, Kent, England) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) Singer - had reasonable success in the 1960s with the song "Pied Piper". Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers

Stalker, John Born in Manchester, England  (exact date unknown) Former Deputy Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police, newspaper columnist & garage door endorser. Born 1940 Better Late Than Never Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington D.C., USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). Gravediggers83 Luck of the Dead The Anfield Iron The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Stallone, Sylvester Born 6 July 1946  (New York, New York, USA) Actor, star of "Rocky" & "Rambo", also a useless goalkeeper in "Escape to Victory". The Tomorrow People

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies

Stanford, Allen Born 24 March 1950  (Mexia, Texas, USA) Businessman who is currently charged with fraud. Arrested by the FBI in 2009 after a man hunt. It's Grim Up North

Stanton, Dr. Willie  Born 25 May 1930  (Bristol, England) Died 30 January 2010  (Westbury-sub-Mendip, Somerset, England) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) Terminally ill Somerset geologist, arrested in 2009 for the murder of his wife, though it was part of a 'suicide pact'. Can you guess what went wrong? Born 1930. The Frog Chorus Livin' On A Prayer Master Mind Octopus of Odstock  The Living End This Mortal Coil

Stapleton, Jean (Died in 2013) Born 19 January 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress - Edith Bunker on "All in the Family". Long Pig, Anyone? Lord Gravedigger Simpson's Stiffs

Stardust, Alvin Born 27 September 1942  (Muswell Hill, London, England) Glove-wearing '70s pop star, born Bernard William Jewry. Was married to Liza Goddard. Later found God. AbraCadaver

Stark, Graham Born 20 January 1922  (Wallasey, Cheshire, England) English comic actor, a supporting foil to numerous comic legends over the last 40-50 years. Final Curtain

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) "Singer", "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. Annus Horribilis Criptkicker2

Starr, Kay Born 21 July 1922  (Dougherty, Oklahoma, USA) US jazz singer from the 1950s. Nosoup4u!

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Dignitas Clinicians Pop Goes The Pop Star

Steel, David Born 31 March 1938  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) The "boy" David became leader of the Liberal Party in 1976 at the age of just 38. Formed a doomed alliance with the SDP (ask your father) in 1981 and was briefly leader of the merged Liberal Democrats before making way for Paddy Ashdown. Now in the House of Lords. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Deathglam Industries The Grateful Dead

Stein, Ben Born 25 November 1944  (Washington D.C., USA) A former speechwriter for Presidents Nixon and Ford before having a different career as an actor. Best known for his monotone appearance in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Team Rumsfeld

Steinbrenner, George  Born 4 July 1930  (Rocky River, Ohio, USA) Died 13 July 2010  (Tampa, Florida, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) American businessman who owns the New York Yankees baseball team. In 1974 he was fined $20,000 in connection with the Watergate scandal. Ben Affleck once described him as "the center of evil in the universe" - though the fact that Affleck is a die-hard Red Sox fan may have something to do with this view. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Buzzards Canadian Cadaver Dogs HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Get The Oven On Misers Not At All Well  Noz4news Say Hi To Uncle George Skeleton Crew Tag You're Out Tentoesup Time Is NOT On Our Side! Wall Street Massacre We Spin Terror Worm Farmer

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Death By Hemeloids Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stennett, Stan (Died in 2013) Born 30 July 1925  (Cardiff, Wales) Welsh comedian & actor, mostly on stage. Also a jazz musician. Still performing, which is more than can be said for Eric Morecambe, who collapsed and died after performing at Stennett's show in 1984. Pobol Y Fedd

Sterland, Mel Born 1 September 1961  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Former Sheffield Wednesday, Rangers, Leeds & England defender. Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 Playing The Death Card

Stern, Howard Born 12 January 1954  (New York, New York, USA) American radio DJ, often described as a "shock jock" due to his cutting-edge humour. Has branched out into other fields now, including business. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Sternberg, Sir Sigmund Born 2 June 1921  (Budapest, Hungary) Philanthropist & businessman, aims for ecumenical togetherness in religion. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Stevens, "Tiger" Tim Born 4 February 1952  (Glasgow, Scotland) Veteran Scottish disc jockey. Going Underground Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1 Dead In Ohio Kennedy Driving School

Stevens, Rise (Died in 2013) Born 11 June 1913  (New York City, New York, USA) Opera singer, hugely popular in the 1940s & 1950s. Diet Of Worms The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Pool Ghoul

Stevens, Stella Born 1 October 1938  (Yazoo City, Mississippi, USA) Former Playboy model, turned actress & film producer. Laughter Kills

Stevens, Warren (Died in 2012) Born 2 November 1919  (Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania, USA) American actor, best known for his role as 'Doc' Ostrow in 'Forbidden Planet'. X-Pyred

Steve-O, (comedian) Born 13 June 1974  (Wimbledon, London, England) "Jackass" prankster, born in England to American & Canadian parents. Real name Steven Gilchrist Glover. Dethdefying

Stewart, Ed Born 23 April 1941  (Exmouth, Devon, England) Known as "Stewpot" to millions of children as one of the hosts of "Crackerjack!" Former DJ as well. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stewart, Kimberley Born 21 August 1979  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Model and fashion designer daughter of Rod Stewart. The Tomorrow People

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star who pays young blondes to pretend to like him. Best-known hits include "Maggie May", "You Wear It Well" and the mildly sickening "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?". Far superior, though, is the classic "Stay With Me", which he co-wrote and recorded while a member of The Faces. Underwent surgery in 2000 after suspected thyroid cancer. Bond, Elch Bond Dolly Daydreams Dead Ones

Stewart, Sir Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dunbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. Ambledown

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show "Fifteen to One". Trojan Hearse

Stine, R. L. Born 8 October 1943  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Author, best known for his "Goosebumps" series. R. L. = Robert Lawrence Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stipe, Michael Born 4 January 1960  (Decatur, Georgia, USA) Impenetrable frontman of REM and sometime social and political activist. Better Late Than Never

Stobbs, Alex Born 30 January 1990  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Musician with cystic fibrosis who became the subject of a Channel 4 documentary 'A Boy called Alex' in 2008. This Mortal Coil You Keep Hanging On

Stolpe, Ingrid Born in Jena, Thuringia, Germany  (exact date unknown) Physicist and wife of Brandenburg Ministerpresident Manfred Stolpe. Born 1939. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Stolpe, Manfred Born 13 May 1936  (Szczecin, Poland) German Politician, Ministerpresident of Bradenburg from 1990 to 2002. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Stone, Joe Born 20 September 1930  (Polk, Pennsylvania, USA) Father of actress Sharon Stone. Died in December 2009 and so wont be scoring points for anybody this year... Carkers Convention 2010 Daniel Faraday's Notebook The Living End

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque perfomer. Short Distance Clara

Stott, Rev. John (Died in 2011) Born 27 April 1921  (London, England) Leading evangelical Christian. Retired form active service in 2007. Feng Shui Pig

Strachan, Gordon Born 9 February 1957  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Fiery former footballer. Recently sacked as Middlesborough FC manager. Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. .....norfolk & Good STAB_in_the_DARK

Strawberry, Darryl Born 12 March 1962  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former baseball player who has had all sorts of problems in his personal life, not to mention with drugs and colon cancer. I Smell Dead People

Strieber, Whitley Born 13 June 1945  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Horror novelist. ZZ Topped

Stringfellow, Peter Born 17 October 1940  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Britain's most famous nightclub owner, often lampooned for his hairstyle and dress sense. The Mortal Portal

Stritch, Elaine Born 2 February 1925  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Irish-American actress & singer, mostly on stage or, during the 1970s at least, on British TV. X-Pyred

Stuart, Gloria  Born 4 July 1910  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Died 26 September 2010  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Hollywood actress who had a prolific career during the 1930s and 1940s, following which she retired. However, she returned to acting in the 1970s and has appeared in numerous films since, most notably the 1997 blockbuster "Titanic". Asadoornail Ash Cream Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza Bxboy422 Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Eternity Tours Gray Panthers Grendel's Graveyard Harry Patch's Love Child I’m Ready For My Funeral Mr. DeMille Lidders Late Lamentables Madonna's Hand of Bod Misslucky Old People Party Of 20 Pool Ghoul Ready Doddery Gone!! Sexystf Star Dust Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Widnes Vikings Win One For The Dead Tims Terminal Twenty Wot The Deuce

Stubbs, Alan Born 6 October 1971  (Kirkby, Merseyside, England) Former Bolton and Everton footballer. Seasideessexxile

Stubbs, Ray Born in Wallasey, Wirral, England  (exact date unknown) TV presenter. Presented 'Football Focus' from 1999 to 2004. Now works at cable channel ESPN. Born 1956. A Kick In The Ghoulies Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

Sturanovic, Zeljko Born 31 January 1960  (Niksic, Montenegro) Former PM of Montenegro. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." A Kick In The Ghoulies Biologically Dead Clathrate Gun Master Mind Meet Your Maker Morbid Curiosity Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 Playing The Death Card Scottish Squid Bricklaying Alamo Volunteers The Conqueror Worm The Last Gasp The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry Vaagheid

Stynes, Jim (Died in 2012) Born 23 April 1966  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Irish-born Australian rules footballer and businessman. Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom

Suárez, Adolfo Born 25 September 1932  (Madrid, Spain) Former Prime Minister of Spain, the first one post-Franco. Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew They're Dead, Y'Know! Vaagheid

Suchet, Bonnie Born in New Jersey, USA  (exact date unknown) Wife of ITN newscaster John Suchet, stricken with Alzheimer's Disease. Born 1941. Short Distance Clara

Suchet, John Born 17 March 1944  (London, England) Newscaster and older brother of actor David Suchet. Betterdeadthanred

Sues, Alan (Died in 2011) Born 3 July 1926  (Ross, California, USA) Actor who had a recurring role in the 1960s US TV series 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In'. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Sugar, Alan Born 24 March 1947  (Hackney, London, England) Businessman, boss of Amstrad and former chairman of Tottenham Hotspur. Now well known for his role in the UK version of the TV show "The Apprentice", with his catchphrase, "You're fired". Was 'Suralan', now in the House of Lords. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter

Sukarnoputri, Megawati Born 23 January 1947  (Yogyakarta, Indonesia) Indonesia's first female president from 2001 to 2004. The Grey Horde

Sullenberger, Chesley Born 23 January 1951  (Danville, California, USA) American transit airline pilot who successfully made an emergency landing of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson River in New York, thus saving the lives of 155 passengers in January 2009. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Sunia, Ipulasi Aitofele Born 27 March 1943  (Fagatogo, American Samoa) Lieutenant Governer of American Samoa since 2003. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Supha, Luang Phu (Died in 2013) Born 17 September 1896  (Sakon Nakhon Province, Thailand) Buddhist monk who claims to be the oldest man in the World. Gray Panthers

Sussman Yalow, Rosalyn (Died in 2011) Born 19 July 1921  (New York, New York, USA) Winner of 1977 Nobel Prize for Medicine for her development of the radioimmunoassay technique. Nobel Loserettes

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. 666 Daisy Pushers I Smell Dead People Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long The Chacks Wednesday 'Til I Die

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of "24" actor, Keifer. Betterdeadthanred Breath 'ns For Losers Coupled To Death Roadkill Wombats Satans Little Helper

Sutton, Dudley Born 6 April 1933  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Long-time actor on British TV & films, best known as "Tinker" in Lovejoy. Brown Bananas

Suvaddhana, Nyanasamvara (Died in 2013) Born 3 October 1913  (Kanchanaburi Province, Thailand) 19th and incumbent Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, a Buddhist leader. The Last Gasp

Swaggart, Rev. Jimmy Born 15 March 1935  (Ferriday, Louisiana, USA) Former televangelist whose career & fame came to an abrupt end when he was involved in a string of prostitution & sex scandals. Riding The Jesus Train

Swarbrick, Dave Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. H5N1

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Sweeney, Jim Born 7 May 1955  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Comedian and actor, known for his double act with Steve Steen and as part of the improvisation team The Comedy Store Players. Now suffers from multiple sclerosis. Going Underground

Swift, Clive Born 9 February 1936  (Liverpool, England) Character actor best known as the brow-beaten husband of Hyacinth Bucket in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. Dead Certainties

Sykes, Eric (Died in 2012) Born 4 May 1923  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Comic actor who has also written and directed a number of silent films (most recently "The Big Freeze" in 1993, in which he starred alongside Bob Hoskins ). Like numerous other comics of his generation, he started out by entertaining the troops during World War II. Those glasses he wears aren't for his eyesight - apparently they serve only to disguise a bone-conduction hearing aid. Alison The Assassin Annus Horribilis Brown Bananas Chelski Pensioners III Colin's Toe Curlers Crofty's Coffin Crew Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Dead Set Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Don't Eat The Figs Down Under The Daisies Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Drunkasaskunk Falling Off The Pearch Just Die Will You Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Lard Bazaar Living In A Box One Scythe Fits All Past Their Sell By Date UB Dead Beauty Stown-Dead-Market Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Trojan Hearse The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Mighty Boosh Of Death The Misfortune Tellers Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Wednesday 'Til I Die You're Not Breathing Anymore

Szasz, Thomas (Died in 2012) Born 15 April 1920  (Budapest, Hungary) Psychiatrist and Professor Emeritus of Psychiatry at the State University of New York. Things & Stuff

Szymborska, Wislawa (Died in 2012) Born 2 July 1923  (Kornik, Poland) Polish poet, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1996. Nobel Loserettes

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