Latest Stiffs: 29th February 2016 by The Man in Black |
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Only Dougal remains of the holy trinity... |
Oh feck! Jack's had it
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Irish actor Frank Kelly
has passed away. Kelly starred on Irish television for many years, most
notably on satirical comedy show 'Hall's Pictorial Weekly' and enjoyed
a Christmas novelty hit single in 1982 (1984 in the UK) with 'Christmas
Countdown'. But it's as Father Jack Hackett, the permanently
inebriated, foul-mouthed priest in Channel 4's magnificent sitcom
'Father Ted' which ran from 1995 to 1998, for which he'll be best
remembered. Kelly died aged 77,
18 years to the day after his co-star Dermot Morgan. Theme team On The
Box/In The Box will be raising a "DRINK!" to Father Jack, although that
would be an ecumenical matter...
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+
= 10pts |
Slocome's and goes
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Cinematographer Douglas Slocome
has shot his final reel. Slocome was one of the first to capture action
in the Second World War before being employed by the famous Ealing
studios after WWII. He went on to shoot the classics 'The Lavender Hill
Mob' and 'Kind Hearts and Coronets' before being employed by the likes
of Steven Speilberg and Joseph Losey. He was 103 and a hit for 8 teams, including former TTL winner Gray Panthers.
And it would require a Herculean effort for the theme teams to catch Shameless, who has notched up another hit, this time a teenager
for another unique hit for the controversial team. Shameless returns to
the overall lead, aiming for a remarkable double-league win...
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(Slocombe)
(8 teams)
= 4pts |
(E@de5)
+
= 15pts |
Eric winkles out
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Eric "Winkle" Brown
was a test pilot who over 50 years flew over 400 different types of
aircraft, took part in the Battle of Britain and thanks to his fluency
in German, interrogated Hermann Göring and other Nazis, when WWII ended
in 1945. Brown was denied a place in aviation history when the M52 jet
project was cancelled in 1946, just as it was close to producing the
first plane to break the sound barrier and as Brown was the RAF's
leading test pilot, he would have almost certainly got the gig. Brown was 97 and was a hit for three teams.
Sonny James
was a country & western singer who enjoyed his biggest success in
1956 with 'Young Love' and enjoyed a number successes in the 1960s.
He was 87 and a hit for another trio of teams.
Samuel Willenberg
was interned at the Nazi death camp in Treblinka, Poland before making
a daring escape with several others in 1943. He survived, fighting for
the Polish resistance and after the war later settled in Israel. He was
known to be the last survivor of the death camp. He died aged 93 and is a unique hit for DDP veteran Brown Bananas.
Sir Erik Christopher Zeeman
was a British mathematician who set up Warwick University's mathematics
department in 1964 which is now considered one of the finest in the
World. He was 91. Another obit from the Guardian ensures a first hit for theme team Next slide, please.
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(Brown)
(3 teams)
= 5pts |
(James)
(3 teams)
= 6pts |
(Willenberg)
+
= 8pts |
(Zeeman)
+
+
= 10pts |
Latest Stiffs: 20th February 2016 by The Man in Black |
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One last cigarette for Harper |
To Kill a Mockingbird's author
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The woman who wrote one of the most famous novels of the 20th Century, Harper Lee
has died. In 1960, Lee published 'To Kill A Mockingbird', a novel about
an upstanding southern American lawyer defendng a black man falsely
accused of the rape of a white girl. It became an instant best-seller
and almost mandatory reading in high schools across America and beyond.
Lee led a reclusive life (not unlike another "one hit wonder" J. D.
Salinger) and did not publish again until only last year, when a
prequel featuring a somewhat less sympathetic Atticus Finch was
released to much surprise. Lee was 89 and a hit for 21 teams including DDP founder Big Iain, who gets his first hit since September 2006!
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(21 teams)
= 6pts (1 team) = 12pts |
Eco-disaster for Umberto
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And staying with literature, Umberto Eco
was one of Italy's leading philosophers, particuarly in the field of
semiotics and postmodernism. He broke through as an author in 1980 with
'The Name of the Rose', a typically postmodern piece which told a
medieval mystery using a varety of different literary techniques. It
was later made into a film starring Sean Connery. Eco was 84 and was a unique hit for literature theme team Book Em Danno.
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+
= 9pts |
A Fast exit for Boutros-Boutros Ghali
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Bouro-Boutros Ghali
became the first arab to be UN Secretary-General in 1992, a period in
which the World was still reeling from the end of the Cold War. Before
that he was Egypt's Foreign minister, serving under both Anwar Sidat
and his successor Hosni Mubarek. But it's his name which catches the
eye (and ear), used mercilessly by comedy sketch show The Fast Show as
a sign off in their imagined Iberian state television station. Ghali was 93 and a hit for 7 teams. Scorchio!
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(7 teams)
= 5pts |
More Gaynes and losses
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George Gaynes
was a Finland-born US actor who starred in all SEVEN of the 'Police
Academy' series of comedy films featuring incompetent coppers straight
off the street as Commandant Eric Lassard. Best recognised for his
tremulous speaking voice brought into..er sharp relief in an infamous
scene when the Commandant is accidentially-on-purpose given a BJ. He
was also known as the veteran soap actor John Van Horn in 'Tootsie',
trying (and failing) to get into Dustin Hoffman's pants. Gaynes was 98 and a hit for 13 teams who all did verrry, verrry weell...
Eric Lubbock
wrote himself into modern Liberal Democrat history when he won an
against-the-odds by-election victory at Orpington in 1962, a moment
which arguably kicked-started modern British liberal politics. He
served as an MP until 1970. Lubbock was later made a peer and continued
to be involved in a host of liberal causes. His death
at 87 ironically comes at a time when once again British liberal
politics is at a low ebb after their cataclysmic election defeat last
year. 16 teams don't care about all that... I suppose this is the
appropriate moment to tuck away this person's unfortunate demise at the age of 22, suffice to say it propels Heading Nowhere into the top 3.
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(Gaynes)
(13 teams)
= 5pts |
(Lubbock)
(16 teams)
= 6pts (1 team) = 12pts |
(P@t3m@n)
+
= 15pts |
The Dead Raiola*
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Angela Raiola
was born into the Mob. She was the neice of Salvatore "Sally Dogs"
Lombardi and was involved in all sorts of nefarious activities,
including narcotics, for which she was arrested in 2001. That didn't
stop her becoming a reality TV star, courtesy of the 'Mob Wives' TV
show, which later gave her her own spin off, 'Big Ang' (not sure why
she's called that, maybe she had big eyes?). Anyway, Big Ang died from cancer aged 55 and was a hit for 3 teams.
Ali Brownlee
was a local radio football commentator for BBC Tees, thus following the
up and down fortunes of Middlesborough FC from 1982 to 2015. Hasn't he
suffered enough? The "Voice of the Boro" died aged 56 with a brace of teams scoring.
This one missed out of the last update (as Samuel Willenberg has of this one!).
Tom Pugh
played both county cricket (for Gloucestershire) and "rackets" (a sort
of squash-like sport) and was reputedly up for the role of James Bond,
losing out to Sean Connery (I've mentioned him twice in this update, an
omen?). Pugh was 78 and an appropriate single for cricket theme team A Good Captain's Innings...
* - one for the hipsters!
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(Raiola)
(3 teams)
= 9pts |
(Brownlee)
(2 teams)
= 9pts |
(Pugh)
+
= 10pts |
Latest Stiffs: 11th February 2016 by The Man in Black |
Green Gartside
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Phil Gartside
became chairman of Bolton Wanderers FC in 1999 and the steered the club
to a successful but ultimately costly period in the Noughties,
culminating in a couple of appearances in European competition. His passing
aged 63 of cancer however, has come at an awkward time for the Trotters
as they are currently mired in debt run up during Gartside's tenure and
near the bottom of the Championship. Gartside ws a hit for 11 teams,
including last year's runner-up and third place teams... Sushil Koirala
was a veteran Nepali politician who rose to the highest office late in
his career, becoming President of the Nepali Congress in 2010 and then
Prime MInister in 2014, serving for 20 months before standing down. Koirala was 76 and a unique hit for theme team Hell To The Chief.
Now another one of those picks. 50nny Lang
was a young gymnast who suffered from the genetic condition cystic
fibrosis. She was said to have the heart and lungs of an eighty year
old, so the inevitable happened at the age of only 23. Cancerous Hatred get a unique/joker hit. One wonders why this game hasn't gone mainstream...
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(11 teams)
= 8pts (2 teams) = 16pts |
(Koirala)
+
= 10pts |
(Lang)
+
+
= 30pts |
Early adjournment for Harpham
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Harry Harpham
was a formere coal miner who took part in the divisive miner's strike
of 1984. In May 2015 he was elected the member for Sheffield Brightside
& Hillsborough but has died of cancer
aged 61 after serving for only 273 days, the shortest duration for a
Labour MP for 26 years. Theme Team Dead Commons get a unique/joker hit.
Now for a couple of Edgars. Edgar Whitcomb
was a US politician who escaped from a Japanese POW camp in World War
II. He was Governor of Indiana from 1969-73 before changing track
completely and set about sailing around the World. He was 98 and a hit for 2 teams.
I think we can safely say that Edgar Mitchell
trumped Whitcomb in the travel stakes. Sailing around the World, pah!
What about geting to the moon and back? Mitchell was a member of the
Apollo 14 crew who touched down on the lunar surface in January 1971
alongside the legendary Alan Shepard, the very first American in space.
The effect of the trip certainly affected Mitchell, who went on the
claim the existence of UFOs and indulged in the paranormal. Mitchell was 85 and a unique hit for Lidder's Late Lamentables
Chr1sty O'D0nn3ll campagined for a right-do-die law in her home state of California after being diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer. She died aged 47 with Shovelful of Dirt getting a unique hit.
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(Harpham)
+
+
= 22pts |
(Whitcomb)
(2 teams)
= 5pts |
(Mitchell)
+
= 9pts |
(O'Donnell)
+
= 13pts |
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List of
the Lost - Latest Entrants |
Andre
Timb3rl@ke-Ev@ns,
Majestik
Magnificent
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List of
the Missed - Latest Entrants |
Artur
Fischer,
Óscar Humberto
Mejía Victores,
Norman
Hudis,
Zdravko
Tolimir,
John
McCafferty,
Antonin
Scalia,
Ronnie
Blackman,
Jack
Lindquist
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Player
of the Month - January |
David Quantick's Showbiz Pals - 53 points (a record?)
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Latest
News |
The BBC sack veteran DJ Tony Blackburn after a near-50 year association. A sacrificial lamb?
The Theme Team League is updated for February.
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circumstances, such as rules and invitation to next
year's competition.
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Information |
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Bibliogryphon, David Quantick's Showbiz Pals, Dickie's Gone the Way of
the Dinosaurs & The End Of The World As We Know It
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