Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2014: M

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Maarohanye, Molemo Born 29 June 1980  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Hip hop artist aka Jub Jub. More like Blub Blub when he killed 4 children, and left 2 brain damaged, drag racing on a public road, completely stoned, in 2010. Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

MacAskill, Kenny Born 28 April 1958  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Scottish Minister for Justice in the devolved parliament. Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!)

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. HackinNcackin' Researched To Death

MacFarlane, Seth Born 26 October 1973  (Kent, Connecticut, USA) Actor, animator and creator of the marmite-like cartoon show 'Family Guy'. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues. Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. But he's still going... Bury My Stiff Death By Hemeloids Gazza's A Gonna I'll Sleep When You're Dead Lady Cadaver's Lover P@F Slain By Sin Sick Scouser In Black Sonnys Suicide Solutions Team Serious Effort Part 2 The Anfield Iron Down Like A Clown Toasted Brown Bread U-G-L-Y They Aint Got No Alibi We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

MacGregor, John Born 14 February 1937  (London, England) Conservative cabinet minister in the Thatcher and Major governments. Iron Lacky

MacGregor, Katherine Born 12 January 1925  (Glendale, California, USA) Actress who played Harriet Oleson in winsome 1970s TV series 'Little House on the Prairie' The Vaste Wasteland

MacInnes, Hamish Born in Gatehouse of Fleet, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish mountaineer. Born 1930. Gloopy's Most Likely To Die In 2014

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

Mack Smith, Denis Born 3 March 1920  (London, England) Historian, specialising on Italy. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Mackay, Dave Born 14 November 1934  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Ex-footballer - member of the Spurs double-winning side of 1960-61 who later managed Derby County to two League Championships in the early/mid '70s. Eventually retired due to health problems, including, unusually, cancer of the lip. Dead Centre Of England

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality Weed 'Em And Reap

Mackaye, Ian Born 16 April 1962  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of hardcore band Fugazi. Punks, Not Dead

Mackintosh, Margaret Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Ex-wife of Peter Tobin, the serial killer. She is suffering from cancer. Born 1941. The Deadest of the Dead

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Sister of Warren Beatty. Infideath

Maclean, Don Born 11 March 1944  (Birmingham, England) Not "My My Miss American Pie" but rather "Crackerjack" or more recently he's presented religious programmes. M6 Toll(ed)

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in 'The Avengers'. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Ambledown Brown Bananas Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Death Grips Await Death From Down Under Jesus Jones One Scythe Fits All Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Partridge As Reaper Soylent Dreams The Bedsoring '20s Trojan Hearse The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles Tick Tock We Don't Talk Anymore Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!) Wot The Deuce You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Macpherson, Archie Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Legendary Scottish fitba commentator of the comb-over variety. Born 1937. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic

Macpherson, Tommy  Born 4 October 1920  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 6 November 2014  (Newtonmore, Invernessshire, Scotland) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Businessman, who was highly decorated in World War 2 for his guerilla activities, including a raid on Rommel's HQ. Amanita Virosa

MacRae, Sheila  Born 24 September 1924  (London, England) Died 6 March 2014  (Englewood, New Jersey, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Film actress and singer, long based in America. From Here To Eternity

Mactaggart, Fiona Born 12 September 1953  (Glasgow, Scotland) Labour MP for Slough since 1997. The Conqueror Worm

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). The Bedsoring '20s The Vaste Wasteland

Macy, William H. Born 13 March 1950  (Miami, Florida, USA) Reknowned character actor, best known for his role in the Coen brothers' classic 'Fargo'. Reading Out The Will

Madden, Dave  Born 17 December 1931  (Sarnia, Ontatio, Canada) Died 16 January 2014  (Fruit Cove, Florida, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Regular TV actor in North America, appeared in The Patridge Family & Alice. The Vaste Wasteland Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Dead And Dusted 2 Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death At The Movies Going Underground Under-Soil Greeting We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Madigan, Bernice Born 24 July 1899  (West Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) One of the oldest people in the World. The 90's Are Dead The Old Ones Are The Pests

Madoff, Andrew  Born 8 April 1966  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 3 September 2014  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 48  (read death notice) Businessman and son of infamous swindler Bernie Madoff. Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Octopus of Odstock Heading Nowhere Thomas Jefferson Survives

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Riding The Jesus Train The Grey Horde Wayne Manor

Magee, Patrick Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Republican terrorist, jailed for the attempted murder of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at the Brighton Grand Hotel in 1984. Released as part of the Good Friday Agreement in 1999. Born in 1951. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Maher, Bill Born 20 January 1956  (New York City, New York, USA) Stand-up comedian and television host. Reading Out The Will

Mahony, Roger Born 27 February 1936  (Los Angeles, California) American Roman Catholic cardinal, Archbishop of Los Angeles from 1985-2011. Bet he's has a few famous confessions... Leave Them Kids Alone

Major, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. Just Fade Away

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Worm Fodder

Mäkinen, Timo Born 18 March 1938  (Helsinki, Finland) Motor rallying star, one of the legendary "Flying Finns" of the 1960s. Red-Flagged

Makk, Károly Born 22 December 1925  (Berettyoujfalu, Hungary) Hungarian film director and screenwriter. Buried By HHH

Malarkey, Donald Born 31 July 1921  (Astoria, Oregon, USA) Member of "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division. Played by actor Scott Grimes in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. Szaboss!!

Maldonado, Pastor Born 10 March 1985  (Maracay, Venezuela) Venezuelan Formula 1 racing driver. Brimful Of Asha

Mallett, Timmy Born 18 October 1955  (Hyde, Cheshire, England) Insanely annoying former presenter of children's TV show 'Wacaday'. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. Beauties Of The 40s NoSoup4U! Say Hello To The Angels

Maloney, Frank Born 23 January 1953  (Peckham, London, England) Outspoken boxing promoter, a small man with a very big mouth. Inexplicably announced he was a woman and will undergo transex surgery in 2014. Hippoposthumous

Mandan, Robert Born 2 February 1932  (Clever, Missouri, USA) Actor in a range of programmes in the US, including 'Soap' and 'All My Children'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! See You In Hell Down Like A Clown

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Dark lord of the New Labour project, who served in the cabinet on no less than three separate occasions. Die, Commie, Die! Gay-Tes Of Heaven The Absolute Pits Of The World

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Dead Continent

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Walking Dead

Manley, Dorothy Born 29 April 1927  (Manor Park, London, England) Won silver in the 1948 Olympic Games 100 metres for Great Britain. 20 Names 20 Sports The Final Whistle

Mann, Barry Born 9 February 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) One half of a hugely successful songwriting partnership with his wife, Cynthia Weil. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Mann, Larry D. Born 18 December 1918  (Toronto, Canada) Canadian character actor. Died in January 2014 but no obit. Team Serious Effort Part 2

Manning, Bradley Born 17 December 1987  (Crescent, Oklahoma, USA) U.S. Soldier held in solitary confinement for the alleged passing of confidential information to the WikiLeaks website. We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Mansbridge, John B. Born 20 March 1917  (Jackson, South Dakota, USA) American film art director. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Mansell, Jack Born 22 August 1927  (Salford, Cheshire, England) Former Brighton and Portsmouth defender, best remembered for a so-so spell in charge of Reading FC. The Final Whistle

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. Bad People  Heads In A Bag Hit Me With Your Best Shot L00ney51 Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive NoNelsonThisYear Song To The Siren Wot The Deuce

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Manzon, Robert Born 12 April 1917  (Marseille, France) Racing driver, one of the few remaining from the 1940's and 1950's Grand Prix roster of drivers. Red-Flagged You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Fuck 'Em All Manaus Madness  Ready To Die(t)

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. Pearly Gates Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. Death Grips Await Grim McGraw Grobler's Stiff Ones Weakend At Bernies Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sid And Marty Coffin Worm Farmer

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrill seeking loony. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

Margera, Vincent Born 3 July 1956  (Concordville, Pennsylvania, USA) Better known as Don Vito. Reality "celebrity" - apparently a presenter & actor. Rather better known for being in constant trouble with the law. Leave Them Kids Alone

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. By Royal Appointment Vive La Mort

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress who was a child star in the 1920s, before becoming best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on 'The Dick Van Dyke'. Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Marie Gabriele of Luxembourg, Princess Born 2 August 1925  (Berg Castle, Luxembourg) Princess of the Luxembourg Royal Family. By Royal Ascent

Marklund, Petra Born 12 September 1984  (Stockholm, Sweden) AKA September, Swedish singer-songwriter. Ikea Dead People

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Death At The Movies We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Marlar, Robin Born 2 January 1931  (Eastbourne, Sussex, England) Cricketer, captain of Sussex from 1955-59. Later a journalist. A Good Captain's Innings

Maron, Hanna Born 23 November 1923  (Berlin, Germany) Israeli theatre actress. Died in May 2014 but no obit has been found. Obituarynotice

Márquez, Marc Born 17 February 1993  (Cervera, Spain) Spanish motorcycle rider.World 125cc champion in 2010. john_thomas_alerdice Lard Bazaar

Marqusee, Mike Born in New York, City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American anglophile and left-wing writer and activist. Born 1953. Freddie The Cat Taking the Michael

Marr, Andrew Born 31 July 1959  (Glasgow, Scotland) Large eared journalist & TV presenter. Also an author on political history. C.A.Daver Today Is A Good Day To Die!

Marrero, Connie  Born 25 April 1911  (Sagua la Grande, Cuba) Died 23 April 2014  (Havana, Cuba) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Cuban-born Baseball pitcher. Centenarians

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. Dead And Dusted 2 We're All Gonna Die!

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Marsden, Gerry Born 24 September 1942  (Liverpool, England) Singer, the Gerry in 'Gerry and the Pacemakers'. Sonnys Suicide Solutions

Marsh, Jean Born 1 July 1934  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Actress and co-creator of 'Upstairs Downstairs' and 'The House of Eliot'. Is There a Doctor in the House? Dial D For Deadpool  The Final Curtaincall

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death  All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bazzilliant Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them C.A.Daver Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Finbarr Returns From The Dead Jacques Oeuf JoeRam Mr C STAB_in_the_DARK Stone Dead Cert The End of the World As We Know It The Grave Robbers There's A Shiva In The Park This Mortal Coil We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!) Wot The Deuce

Martí, Bernabé Born 14 November 1928  (Villarroya de la Sierra, Zaragoza, Spain) Spanish operatic tenor, married to Montserrat Caballé since 1964. Coattails To The Grave

Martin, Andra Born 15 July 1935  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Actress, who had a brief leading lady spell in the 1950's, before settling into a long TV career. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. Chelski Pensioners Clog Poppers Coffin Fit Zombie Dance Party Johnny B Dead Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Tick Tock We Don't Talk Anymore Zombie Nation

Martin, George R. R. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, now a succesful TV series which the Man In Black will get round to watching. One day... DeadEnders

Martin, Michael Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) MP & former speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Martin, Ricky Born 24 December 1974  (San Juan, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican pop singer, of 'Livin' la Vida Loca' fame/infamy. Finally came out after years of speculation in 2010. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Martinus, Derek  Born 1 April 1931  (Ilford, Essex, England) Died 27 March 2014  (London, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Former 'Doctor Who' director. Shuffled Off

Marty, Jean-Pierre Born 12 October 1932  (place of birth unknown) French pianist and conductor. Dead and Dusted 3

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Born 1926. Say Hello To The Angels

Máscaras, Mil Born 15 July 1942  (San Luis Potosí, Mexico) Wrestler, one of the Mexican "lucha libre" pioneers in the 1960s. Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A

Masloff, Sophie Born 23 December 1917  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US politician, Pittsburgh's first and to date only female mayor. Garf Wants You To Die

Mason, Margery  Born 27 September 1913  (Hackney, London, England) Died 26 January 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Actress in films & TV roles, perhaps best known for her role in Peak Practice as Alice North. Deadies One Century Is Enough, Madam!  Stiffer Steaks

Mason, Nick Born 27 January 1944  (Edgbaston, Warwickshire, England) Pink Floyd drummer and songwriter, equally well known for his long motorsport career in endurance and rallying events. Death To All But Metal And Schumacher

Mason, Paul Date and place of birth unknown Once the World's heaviest man, hitting the scales at 70 stone! Now considerably slimmer according to recent reports. Born 1960. Erith Sickos Noodle Squad Obese City

Massa, Eric Born 16 September 1959  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former Democrat member of the House of Representatives. Resigned for reasons of health in 2010. Freddie The Cat We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Massiel, (singer) Born 2 August 1947  (Madrid, Spain) Eurovision Song Contest winner in 1968, beating Sir Cliff's Congratulations. Her winning entry was full of deep meaningful lyrics - actually that's a lie, it was called 'La la la'. I wonder how it went? Death For Everybody

Masterson, Ronnie Born 4 April 1926  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Actress and widow of actor Ray McAnally. Died in February 2014 but no obit. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Masur, Kurt Born 8 July 1927  (Brieg, Lower Silesia) Music conductor. Death Speaks German

Mata, Lorenzo Born 27 February 1986  (Huntington Park, California, USA) US-born Mexican basketball player. U-G-L-Y They Aint Got No Alibi

Matane, Paulias Born 12 September 1931  (East New Britain, Papua New Guinea) Governor-General of Papua New Guinea from 2004-2010. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mathieu, Mireille Born 22 July 1946  (Avignon, France) Successful French singer of the 1960s. Les Trompettes De La Mort

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Living In A Box Sick Scouser In Black

Matthes, Roland Born 17 November 1950  (Pößneck, Thüringen, Germany) Former East German Olympic swimming champion. 20 Names 20 Sports

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the 'Sounds of the Sixties' show since 1990. Jesus Jones Lidders Late Lamentables M6 Toll(ed) Radio Ga Ga Gone The Misfortune Tellers

Matthews, Francis  Born 2 September 1927  (York, England) Died 14 June 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Actor, the voice of 'Captain Scarlet' in the 1960s TV series. Also collaborated with Morecambe and Wise. The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment Time's-Up Team

Mauresmo, Amélie Born 5 July 1979  (Saint-Germain-en-Laye, France) Retired professional tennis champion, winner of the Wimbledon ladies singles title in 2006. Not That There's Anything Wrong With Them

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. From Here To Eternity Pearly Gates Welshman

Maxin, Ernest Born 22 August 1923  (London, England) TV producer and director. Produced 'The Morecambe and Wise Show' between 1975-77. Breathless In Seattle Living In A Box

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. A Pelican In The Wilderness Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Death To All But Metal And Schumacher Finbarr Returns From The Dead I'll Sleep When You're Dead The House of Luck People I Think Might Die In 2014 United Plowing The Deep Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Team Serious Effort Part 2 The Anfield Iron  The Lovegrove

May, Rita Date and place of birth unknown Actress, once of 'Coronation Street', now of Sky 1 comedy 'Trollied'. The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the ""Blues Boom"" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Mayardit, Salva Kiir Born 13 September 1951  (Bahr el Ghazal, South Sudan) President of the recently constituted state of South Sudan since 2011. Afrika Korpses House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Mayberry, Lauren Date and place of birth unknown Lead singer of Scottish synthpop band Chvrches. Obscura Camera Random ipod Shuffle

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Wayne Manor

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. Crofty's Coffin Crew Carry On Up To The Crem! Doornails R Us Gazza's A Gonna Dead Funny Hippoposthumous Mortem Omnibus One Scythe Fits All Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Stan's Specs The Final Curtaincall The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com We Don't Talk Anymore You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Mayo, Simon Born 21 September 1958  (London, England) Squinty-eyed TV and radio presenter. Simon Says You're Dead

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. 20 Names 20 Sports

Mbeki, Epainette Born 1 February 1916  (Mount Fletcher, Drakensburg, South Africa) Mother of former South African President, Thabo Mbeki & was a former political activist herself, along with her late husband, Govan. Died in June 2014 but no obit. Family Business - Related To Death

McAfee, John Born in England  (exact date unknown) Computer programmer and developer of the MacAfee anti-virus which plugs it's wares in an ironically viral sort of way. Deported from Guatemala to the USA in 2012 on suspicion of murder. Born 1945. Toasted Brown Bread

McAlpine, Alistair  Born 14 May 1942  (Hampshire, England) Died 17 January 2014  (Italy) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) Businessman & general toff, former treasurer for the Conservative Party. I'll Sleep When You're Dead

McCabe, John Born 21 April 1939  (Liverpool, England) Composer and pianist. Thomas Jefferson Survives

McCafferty, Dan Born 14 October 1946  (Dunfermline, Scotland) Lead singer of Scottish hard rock band Nazareth. Announced his retirement in 2013. Only Fools & Corpses The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers We Don't Talk Anymore

McCafferty, John Date and place of birth unknown Man who holds the record for the longest survival after a heart transplant, which he had in 1982. Born 1942. Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Died In Committee I Told You They Were Sick!  Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Centenarians Gray Panthers Unusual Suspects

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Now in popular cop show NCIS. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Nearer My God To Thee

McCann, Chuck Born 2 September 1934  (New York City, New York, USA) American voice actor. Sid And Marty Coffin

McCarthy, Carolyn Born 5 January 1944  (New York City, New York, USA) US Representative for New York since 1997. Announced her retirement in 2013. Better Them Than Us!

McCaw, Richie Born 31 December 1980  (Oamaru, New Zealand) International rugby player, captain of the All Blacks. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

McConnell, Mitch Born 20 February 1942  (Sheffield, Alabama, USA) US Senator from Kentucky since 1985. Died In Committee

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCowen, Alec Born 26 May 1925  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Actor, the third to play 'Q' in James Bond, albeit in 'Never Say Never Again'. Buried By HHH Dial D For Deadpool Nearer My God To Thee Not That There's Anything Wrong With Them

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Dr Who's Next

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs Mortem Omnibus Carrie in the Nidge Toast of the Turf

McCullough, Billy Born 27 July 1935  (Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland) Former Arsenal and Northern Ireland international footballer. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

McCullough, Henry Born 21 July 1943  (Portstewart, Northern Ireland) Guitarist, and singer, probably most famous until 2012 for being in Wings. Had a heart-attack in 2012, and although he was seriously ill, he is recovering. The BBC, however, killed him off with a news report and obituary. Amanita Virosa Guild Of Master Reapers Hide & Go Die The British (D)i(e)sles

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Bury My Stiff William Hague's Special Friend

McDougall, Blair Date and place of birth unknown Labour Party activist and director of the "Better Together" campaign for the 2014 Scottish independence referendum. Strange he's with the "no's" as he has the most Scottish name ever! Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!)

McDowall, Rose Born 21 October 1959  (Glasgow, Scotland) One half of Scottish new wave band Strawberry Swtichblade. 1 Hit More Then Me

McDowell, Malcolm Born 13 June 1943  (Leeds, England) Actor who played the iconic Mick Travis in a trilogy of Lindsay Anderson films in the 60s, 70s and 80s before playing the villian in a succession of low rent films. You're way better than that, Malcolm... Bucket O'Hare

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. M6 Toll(ed)

McFerrin, Bobby Born 11 March 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Scat singer and vocalist who scored a massive worldwide hit with 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' in 1988. Bob

McGann, Paul Born 14 November 1959  (Surrey, England) Actor, one of the four McGann acting brothers. Best known for his roles as Marwood in 'Withnail & I' and as the 8th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next

McGillvary, Lawrence Born 3 September 1988  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Man known as Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker after a bizarre incident with a man who claimed he was Jesus. Now on a murder charge, but not of the Jesus bloke… an known as "Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker", after a bizarre encounter with another man who was claiming to be Jesus. Now on trial for murder, but not of the Jesus bloke. Obscura Camera

McGinniss, Joe  Born 9 December 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 10 March 2014  (Worcester, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) Author of 'The Selling of the President', which looked at Richard Nixon's successful 1968 Presidential election campaign. Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Pan Breed Shovelful Of Dirt Heading Nowhere The Wanky Yankee

McGowan, Mark Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Performance artist, whose latest creation "The Artist Taxi Driver" has caused some waves with its political rhetoric. Born 1967. A Pelican In The Wilderness

McGregor, Ewan Born 31 March 1971  (Perth, Scotland) Actor, best known for the second Star Wars trilogy as Obi-Wan Kenobi and as Renton in the acclaimed 'Trainspotting'. Deathglam Industries

McGrigor, Jamie Born 19 October 1949  (London, England) Conservative member of the Scottish parliament since 1999. Yes, there is one! Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!)

McGuinness, Judith Date and place of birth unknown Hmmm, curious one this. The only solid info I could find on this cancer-afflicted mother-of-two was from the Daily Mail one week after this team was sent! Must be inside information... And My Name Is Larry!

McGuinness, Martin Born 23 May 1950  (Derry, Nothern Ireland) Former hard-line terrorist, who has transcended, almost in the blink of an eye to become a respected, high ranking politician. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. Sid And Marty Coffin

McIntyre, Michael Born 21 February 1976  (London, England) Comedian whose enormous success remains a complete mystery. His father, Ray Cameron wrote for a true comedy genius that was Kenny Everett, so we'll let him off. The Absolute Pits Of The World

McIntyre, Velvet Born 24 November 1962  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish-born Canadian female wrestler. Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit Dead Spotters Erith Sickos Gay-Tes Of Heaven Gwynhafyr Mad Maureen

McKenzie, Fay Born 19 February 1918  (Hollywood, California, USA) 1940s film actress. Obituarynotice

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McKinnie, Bryant Born 23 September 1979  (Woodbury, New Jersey, USA) American football offensive tackle for the Miami Dolphins. Offensive tackle? Does that mean he gets his knob out or something? Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is 'Love's Been Good To Me'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaglen, Andrew  Born 28 July 1920  (London, England) Died 30 August 2014  (Friday Harbor, Washington, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Actor turned film director. Directed 'The Wild Geese' in 1978 amongst others. The Last Picture Show

McLaughlin, Audrey Born 8 November 1936  (Dutton, Ontario, Canada) Leader of the New Democratic Party of Canada from 1989-1995. Life's Obituary

McMahon, Jim Born 21 August 1959  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) Retired American footballer. How Al Got His Zheimers Back

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

McMillan, Ian Born 18 March 1931  (Airdrie, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer, nicknamed "The Wee Prime Minister." The Deadest of the Dead

McNamara, J. T. Born in Limerick, Munster, Rep of Ireland  (exact date unknown) Former jump jockey who broke his back at the Cheltenham festival in 2013 and has been left paralysed. Born 1975. Latchfords Last Legs

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. The House of Luck

McNeice, Ian Born 2 October 1950  (Basingstoke, Hampshire, England) Actor, a regular on TV, radio & film. Perhaps best known for playing Bert in 'Doc Martin' and Hardcourt in the classic 1980s thriller 'Edge of Darkness'. Dead And Deader L00ney51

McQuiston, Billy Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) High ranking member of the Ulster Defence Association who spent more than 12 years in the Maze prison in the 1980s. Born 1958. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. The Final Whistle

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. Albert Fish & Chips Ambledown And My Name Is Larry! Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Aye, they're off the fags alright The Don Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead By Dawn Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Dead Wait Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Diepod Shuffle EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Gazza's A Gonna Going Underground Infideath Jacques Oeuf Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Only Fools & Corpses Puzlman's Passing Picks Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Squid's Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Team Cat AIDS The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The End of the World As We Know It The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Lovegrove The Number Of The Beast There's A Shiva In The Park Very Ill Turned Very Dead Wall Street Massacre

Medicine Crow, Joe Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Native American historian Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Say Hello To The Angels

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. Stee Grah

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…"

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Mejia, Jorge María Born 31 January 1923  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Argentine cardinal in the Roman Catholic church. Died in December 2014 but no obit. The Pope

Mejía Victores, Óscar Humberto Born 9 December 1930  (Guatemala City, Guatemala) President of Guatemala from 1983-86. DeadHead

Mekas, Jonas Born 24 December 1922  (Biržai, Lithuania) Lithuanian avant-garde filmmaker. The Last Picture Show

Melchior, Ib Born 17 September 1917  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Writer and director of low budget sci-fi movies of the 1960s. The Last Picture Show

Melly, Andrée Born 15 September 1932  (Liverpool, England) Actress and sister of the late George Melly. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Memmi, Albert Born 15 December 1920  (Tunisia) Tunisian-Jewish author. Death is International

Mena, Javiera Born 3 June 1983  (Santiago, Chile) Chilean electropop musician. Obscura Camera

Menchú, Rigoberta Born 9 January 1959  (Laj Chimel, El Quiché, Guatemala) Guatemalan woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1992. Nobel Loserettes

Mendes, Rosa Born 25 October 1979  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian model-turned wrestler. 45 Is The New 80

Menem, Carlos Born 2 July 1930  (Anillaco, La Rioja, Argentina) President of Argentina from 1989-1999. Was subsequently indicted for all sort of corruption charges but still serves on the Argentine senate. DeadHead I'm Fed Up With This World

Mengistu, Haile Mariam Born 27 May 1937  (Addis Ababa, Ethiopia) Absolute shit of a man who was former dictator of Ethiopia. Afrika Korpses

Menino, Thomas  Born 27 December 1942  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Died 30 October 2014  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) 53rd Mayor of Boston from 1993-2014. Sleeping With The Fishes

Mercer, Joe Born 25 October 1934  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) One of the most successful jockeys of his generation, riding over 2000 winners from 1947-85. Toast of the Turf

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit L00ney51 Madonna's Hand of Bod MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Nervous Nineties Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders Time's-Up Team To Die Or Not To Die?

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Dead Space 5000

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Merkel, Angela Born 17 July 1954  (Hamburg, Germany) Arguably the most powerful woman in the World. Chancellor of Germany since 2005, nearly getting an overall majority for her centre-right CPD/CSU party in 2013. Natalies No-Mores

Metcalfe, Adrian Born 2 March 1942  (England) Former Olympic track athlete who later commentated for ITV in the days when the channel used to show athletics. And boxing. And wrestling. And snooker! And My Name Is Larry!

Metcalfe, Burt Born 19 March 1935  (Saskatchewan, Canada) TV producer, director and writer most notably of the hit series M*A*S*H. We Don't Talk Anymore

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has had a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Aardvark's Bupa Listing Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Doornails R Us Erith Sickos Gay-Tes Of Heaven I Can't Believe They're Not Deader Johnny B Dead Mourning Glory Not That There's Anything Wrong With Them Old Lags And Old Slags Sing Your Last Song For Me Snort The Ashes Snuff's Enough Stiffer Steaks Taking the Michael Down Like A Clown When You've Gotta Go, You'Ve Gotta Go

Michael of Kent, Prince Born 4 July 1942  (Coppins, Iver, Buckinghamshire, England) Cousin of the Queen, Grandson of King George V. Mainly has a ceremonial role, and is especially linked with Wimbledon's tennis prizegivings. Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Walking Dead

Michael Of Romania, King Born 25 October 1921  (Foisor Castle, Sinaia, Romania) Former King of Romania, now living in exile. Lead, Follow and Die This Year Old People Party Of 20

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Taking the Michael

Michell, Keith Born 1 December 1928  (Adelaide, Australia) Australian actor, best known for his portrayal of the titular king in 'The Six Wives of Henry VIII '. Taking the Michael This Is Your Death Wayne Manor

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. Brown Bananas  Dance On Your Grave Falling Off The Perch Latchfords Last Legs Simply Dead Taking the Michael The Man In Black's "...it's 'im off the telly!"

Middleton, Evelyn Born 15 November 1909  (Ellon, Aberdeenshire, Scotland) With Edith Ritchie, officially confirmed as the oldest twins in Britain in 2012. Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Gray Panthers Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs

Mikasa, Prince Born 2 December 1915  (Tokyo, Japan) Uncle of Japanese emperor Akihito. By Royal Appointment Inquilinekea/Simfish Taking the Michael

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Dial D For Deadpool Wayne Manor

Milian, Tomas Born 3 March 1933  (Havana, Cuba) Cuban actor, mostly in Italian films. Obscura Camera

Miller, Denny  Born 25 April 1934  (Bloomington, Indiana, USA) Died 9 September 2014  (Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Actor, best known for his role in Westerns, like 'Wagon Train' and 'Northwest Passage'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. Is There a Doctor in the House? Breathless In Seattle

Mills, Juliet Born 21 November 1941  (London, England) Actress, daughter of Sir John Mills and older sister of Hayley Mills. Tarby, You're Toast!

Milner, James Born 4 January 1986  (Leeds, England) Dependable midfielder for Manchester City and England. 20 English Eggs, One Basket

Minaj, Nicki Born 8 December 1982  (Saint James, Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago) American rapper who tends to go a bit crazy with the hair and make-up. Some Of Paula Deen's Best Friends

Mine, Yusuke Born in Osaka, Japan  (exact date unknown) Actor who appeared in a series of films to teach people to speak Japanese, in the 1980s. Born June 1934. Life's Obituary

Ming, Sexton Born in Gravesend, Kent  (exact date unknown) Artist, poet musician and part of the "Stuckism" art movement. Born 1961. Death Leppard

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Death Leppard It's Time to Dim the Lights... Last Train To Palookaville Mr C Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Toasted Brown Bread Wot The Deuce

Miñoso, Minnie Born 29 November 1925  (Havana, Cuba) Cuban baseball player whose career in Major League Baseball lasted from the 1940s to the 1980s. Gloopy's Most Likely To Die In 2014

Minsky, Marvin Born 9 August 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Leading scientist in the field of artifical intelligence. Jacques Oeuf

Mishra, Jyoti Born 30 July 1966  (Rourkela, Odisha, India) Dance artist and musician of the band White Town who had a surprise No 1. hit in 1997, with 'Your Woman'. 1 Hit More Then Me

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms 'Till Death Us Do Part' (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel 'In Sickness and in Health'. A Happy Death Dead Funny One Scythe Fits All Psychic Hitman See You In Heaven Stiffer Steaks The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Mitsotakis, Konstantinos Born 18 October 1918  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Prime Minister of Greece from 1989-92. DeadHead

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. Tottering Hotspurs You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Mngeni, Xolile  Born in South Africa  (exact date unknown) Died 18 October 2014  (Cape Town, South Africa) Age at death: 27  (read death notice) Alleged hitman in the murder of Anni Dewani. Born c.1987. JoeRam Live Forever With Line 5

Modise, Portia Born 20 June 1983  (Soweto, South Afican) International footballer for the South African women's team until her retirement in 2013. Not That There's Anything Wrong With Them

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) Former King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Moffat, John Born 17 June 1919  (Swinton, nr Kelso, Scotland) Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm pilot, who was chiefly responsible for sinking the Bismarck back in 1941. Amanita Virosa

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. David the Aspie

Mohammad, Hanif Born 21 December 1934  (Junagadh, India) Pakistan batsman who has the record for the longest innings in international test history after spending over 16 hours at the crease against the West Indies in 1958. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Mohammed, Khalid Sheikh Born 1 March 1960  (Kuwait City, Kuwait) Leading terrorist, arrested in 2003 in connection with the 9/11 attacks of 2001. Surprisingly making his DDP debut in 2014. Abdelbaset's Liquorice All-Sorts

Moiseevich Khodorkovsky, Boris Date and place of birth unknown Father of Russian oligarch Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Family Business - Related To Death

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in 'Happy Days'. 20 Nongon Aye, they're off the fags alright C.A.Daver Death Stinks Death Stalks United Garf Wants You To Die Girlfriend In A Coma HackinNcackin' Hippoposthumous Imgone, Solong Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Northern Foxiles No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Roll Over Robbo The Dead Certs Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Tick Tock Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! Vive La Mort

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. The Forest Lawn Jockeys Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Monchak, Alex Born 5 March 1917  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Babeball player for the Philadelphia Phillies. Later a coach. Toetag4U

Moncrieff, Chris Born 9 September 1931  (place of birth unknown) Veteran political journalist with the Press Asoociation for many years. Pan Breed

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Died In Committee "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…" Riding The Jesus Train Unusual Suspects

Monetta, Valentina Born 1 March 1975  (San Marino) Singer who represented San Marino in the last two Eurovision Song Contests ans will do so again in 2014. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

Monge, Luis Alberto Born 29 December 1925  (Alajuela, Costa Rica) President of Costa Rica from 1982-1986. Muertos

Monteros, Rosenda Born 31 August 1935  (Veracruz, Mexico) Actress, whose best known role is Petra in 'The Magnificent Seven'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of 'Oliver!'. Final Curtain Simply Dead Where's My Damn List?

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Taking the Michael

Moore, Demi Born 11 November 1962  (Roswell, New Mexico, USA) Actress, who went from wholesome girl next door in 'Ghost' to stripper in 'Striptease'. There's A Shiva In The Park

Moore, Juanita  Born 19 October 1922  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 1 January 2014  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Oscar-nominated actress. IHNFC Kentucky Fried Genocide Some Of Paula Deen's Best Friends

Moore, Kenya Born 24 January 1971  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) American model. Miss Universe in 1993. Bet on Black!

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Die, Commie, Die! Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!) Obese City Taking the Michael

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) Wooden yet charismatic actor, best known as the third actor to play James Bond and for the longest time (1973-85). 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Catherine Bury My Stiff  Falling Off The Perch Gwynhafyr Hangman's XX I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! I Told You They Were Sick! It's Time to Dim the Lights... Jumptheshark 5.0 On The Box/In The Box Roger And Out The Lady's NOT for burning! They're Getting Too Old For This Shit Wayne Manor When You've Gotta Go, You'Ve Gotta Go

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand Speedway champion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Moore, Sedge Born 13 February 1958  (Midsomer Norton, Somerset, England) Bass player with "ooh-argh" band The Worzels since 2007. Team John Thomas

Moore, Stephen Born 11 December 1937  (Brixton, London, England) British actor - the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Final Curtain

Morales, Pedro Born 22 October 1942  (Culebra, Puerto Rico) WWE wrestler. Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A

Morales Bermúdez, Francisco Born 4 October 1921  (Lima, Peru) President of Peru from 1975-1980. john_thomas_alerdice

Moran, Erin Born 18 October 1960  (Burbank, California, USA) Actress, Joanie in 'Happy Days'. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Morano, Emma Born 29 November 1899  (Civiasco, Italy) The oldest person in Europe as of March 2014. The 90's Are Dead The Old Ones Are The Pests

Moravec, Ivan Born 9 November 1930  (Prague, Czech Rep) Czech concert pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Moreau, Jeanne Born 23 January 1928  (Paris, France) French actress, singer, and director, best known for her starring role in François Truffaut's 'Jules et Jim' (1962). Les Trompettes De La Mort People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Where's My Damn List?

Moreland, Mo Date and place of birth unknown Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1947. Breathless In Seattle

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Morgan, Derek Born 26 February 1929  (London, England) English cricketer. Captain of Derbyshire from 1965-69. A Good Captain's Innings

Morgan, Jaye P. Born 3 December 1931  (Montezuma County, Colorado, USA) Husky-voiced singer and actress. Frequently appeared as a judge on 'The Gong Show', but was banned from it after exposing her breasts on national TV. Not to be confused with the long-deceased banker whose name was the source of her "Jaye P" nickname. It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Morgan, Michèle Born 29 February 1920  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French actress, in some Hollywood films. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. The Absolute Pits Of The World

Morgan Guilbert, Ann Born 16 October 1928  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Actress best known as Millie Helper in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'. The Vaste Wasteland

Morley, Malcolm Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) Photorealist artist. All Death Is Consolation

Moroder, Giorgio Born 26 April 1940  (Urtijëi, Italy) Celebrated music producer whose distinctive synth-based disco sound was highly influential from the 1970s onwards. Latchfords Last Legs

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive The Soundtrack Of The Dead

Morris, Arthur Born 19 January 1922  (Bondi, New South Wales, Australia) Australian Test cricketer, one of Don Bradman's 1948 "Invincibles" team. Stan's Specs The Dead Certs

Morris, Aubrey Born 1 June 1926  (Portsmouth, Hampshire, England) Character actor perhaps best recognised as Alex's parole officer in 'A Clockwork Orange' and the eternally bathing captain of the Golgafrinchan B Ark in TV's 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Brown Bananas

Morris, Bill Born 19 October 1938  (Manchester, Jamaica) British trade unionist, leader of the TGWU from 1992-2003. Die, Commie, Die!

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. ZZ Topped

Morris, Garrett Born 1 February 1937  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Actor and comedian, one of the original cast of 'Saturday Night Live' in 1975. Bet on Black!

Morris, Oswald  Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Died 17 March 2014  (Fontmell Magna, Dorset, England) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including 'Oliver!' and 'Our Man In Havana'. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Morris, Raymond  Born 3 August 1929  (Walsall, Staffordshire, England) Died 11 March 2014  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Killer, who killed three school girls in Cannock Chase in the 1960's. Still jailed today. M6 Toll(ed)

Morrison, Ken Born 20 October 1931  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Founder & head of Morrison's Supermarkets. The Lady's Not Returning

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel Loserettes Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Trojan Hearse

Morsi, Mohammed Born in Al Sharqia Governorate, Egypt  (exact date unknown) Preseident of Egypt in the wak of the removal of Hosni Mubarak in 2012. Removed from office one year later, following a military coup. Born August 1952. Amanita Virosa Manuel's Stiffs Pickton's Pork Pies Toasted Brown Bread

Mortier, Gerard  Born 25 November 1943  (Ghent, Belgium) Died 8 March 2014  (Brussels, Belgium) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Belgian opera director. The Living End

Mortimer, Angela Born 21 April 1932  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Retired tennis player. Winner of three Grand Slam titles including Wimbledon in 1961. People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon

Mosisili, Pakalitha Born 14 March 1945  (Qacha's Nek District, Lesotho) Prime Minister of Lesotho from 1998-2012. Afrika Korpses

Mosley, Nicholas Born 25 June 1923  (London, England) Novelist son of 1930s fascist, Oswald Mosley. Garf Wants You To Die

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. The Choir Invisibule 2014 Don't Eat The Figs Gwynhafyr Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Red-Flagged The Conqueror Worm This Is Your Death Today Is A Good Day To Die! Tottering Hotspurs

Moussaoui, Zacarias Born 30 May 1968  (St Jean de Luz, Pyrénées-Atlantiques, France) French terrorist, convicted for his part in the 9/11 atrocity of 2001. Les Trompettes De La Mort

Mowat, Farley  Born 12 May 1921  (Belleville, Canada) Died 6 May 2014  (Port Hope, Ontario, Canada) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Best-selling enviornmentalist Canadian author. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Mswati III, King Born 19 April 1968  (Raleigh Fitkin Memorial Hospital, Swaziland) King of Swaziland since 1986. Has 13 wives & 27 (thus far) children. By Royal Ascent

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. It's Grim Up North Afrika Korpses  …and There Was Great Rejoicing Black Penguins Of Doom Buzzards C.A.Daver Circling The Drain Crazycarl Curse Of Fame Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie Drop Deadline Death Grips Await Death Can Be Funny Deathpig Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fuck 'Em All Researched To Death Hell To The Chief I Told You They Were Sick! Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage Morbid United FC Mr. Yuck Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble Pickett's Popped Off Picks Puzlman's Passing Picks Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling STAB_in_the_DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stone Dead Cert The Conqueror Worm Funeral Director 2014 The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove There's A Shiva In The Park The Grim Grampian Reapers To Die Or Not To Die? Wall Street Massacre Wawix In The Sky Worm Farmer You Must Be Croaking!

Mubarak, Suzanne Born 28 February 1941  (Al Minya Governorate, Egypt) Wife of deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak. Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage

Mueller, Brooke Born 19 August 1977  (Albany, New York, USA) Socialite and former wife of actor Charlie Sheen. 2015? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before P@F Slain By Sin

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". It's Grim Up North 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing Afrika Korpses A Happy Death …and There Was Great Rejoicing Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza By Royal Appointment Calm Down Dear... I'm Only Dying Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Drop Deadline Death Leppard Death Grips Await Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Deathpig Der Gevatter Ruft Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Eejit Falling Off The Perch The Forest Lawn Jockeys Hell To The Chief Hunting Halos I Can't Believe They're Not Deader Kennedy Driving School L00ney51 Lead, Follow and Die This Year Live Forever With Line 5 Lucky Pete Weakend At Bernies Noodle Squad Old Lags And Old Slags  Pearly Gates People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Seasideessexxile See You In Hell Serving Heads Of State Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Tango Uniform The Lady's NOT for burning! The Grey Horde The Lady's Not Returning The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park Wall Street Massacre Windsor The Troll Won't Shed A Tear

Mula, Inva Born 27 June 1963  (Tirana, Albania) Albanian opera soprano. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

Muldaur, Maria Born 12 September 1943  (Greenwich Village, New York, USA) Folk singer, whose best known hit was the 1974 song 'Midnight at the Oasis'. 1 Hit More Then Me

Müller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. Nobel Loserettes

Mumford, David Born 11 June 1937  (Worth, West Sussex, England) English-born American mathematician. Life's Obituary

Mundon, Tommy  Born in Halesowen, West Midlands, England  (exact date unknown) Died 21 July 2014  (Halesowen, West Midlands, England) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Stand up comic, popular in the Birmingham area. Born March 1934. M6 Toll(ed)  RKAA34

Muniz, Frankie Born 5 December 1985  (Wood-Ridge, New Jersey, USA) Star of quirky noughties US sitcom 'Malcolm in the Middle'. Ambledown Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Deader Than A Dead Thing Faster Than A Dead Horse Gazza's A Gonna Northern Foxiles P@F Deathlist Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Squid's Stiffs Stone Dead Cert Tentoesup The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury There Or Thereabouts Who Turned Out The Lights?

Munoz, Marlise  Date and place of birth unknown Died 26 January 2014  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) Age at death: 33  (read death notice) Pregnant woman who collapsed in 2013 and was technically brain-dead in a coma but was kept on life support to try and save the unborn child. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. Coffin Dodger 69 Embalmy Army 2014 Finbarr Returns From The Dead Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Inigo, I Hope We Win JoeRam Johnny B Dead Jumptheshark 5.0 Nobel Loserettes Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Team Serious Effort The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Vive La Mort Welshman Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You're Dead And You Know You Are

Munro, Caroline Born 16 January 1949  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) Actress, the glamour girl or love interest in many a horror or sci-fi film, but was also a Bond Girl. 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill

Munro, Donnie Born 2 August 1963  (Uig, Isle of Skye, Inverness-shire, Scotland) Lead singer of Scottish folk-rockers Runrig. Obscura Camera

Munro, Les Born 5 April 1919  (Gisborne District, North Island, New Zealand) The last surviving pilot of the Dambusters Raid of May 1943. Biologically Dead Dead And Dusted Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Time's-Up Team

Munroe, Carmen Born in Berbice, Guyana  (exact date unknown) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Muoi, Do Born 2 February 1917  (Thanh Tri, Hanoi, Vietnam) Former Communist Prime Minister of Vietnam. Lucky Pete

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian-born media tycoon. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. Fireball Hangman's XX Next Must Be UZI Right? Pearly Gates See You In Hell Won't Shed A Tear

Muresan, Gheorghe Born 14 February 1971  (Tritenii de Jos, Romania) Former Basketball player, one of the tallest of all time at 7ft 7in. 45 Is The New 80

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Murphy, Matt "Guitar" Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. Plowing The Deep

Murphy, Thomas "Slab" Born 27 January 1944  (Ballybinaby, Louth, Rep of Ireland) Believed to be the former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Murray, Anne Born 20 June 1945  (Springhill, Nova Scotia, Canada) Singer who paved the way for the later success of other Canadian female singers such as Céline Dion and Shania Twain. Just Fade Away

Murray, Bill Born 21 September 1950  (Wilmette, Illinois, USA) Comic actor of 'Ghostbusters', 'Groundhog Day" and 'Lost In Translation' fame. Reading Out The Will

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Died In The Wool Radio Ga Ga Gone

Murray, Pauline Born 8 March 1958  (Durham, County Durham, England) Singer with punk band Penetration. Punks, Not Dead

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. Bladerunner Juicy Janny Lard Bazaar Lidders Late Lamentables One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone Tick Tock Time's-Up Team

Murray, Sean Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Reputed member of the IRA but officially is the Chairman of the Springfield Rd Residents Action Group who are opposed to loyalist marches. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. Infideath

Musharraf, Zarin Date and place of birth unknown Mother of former Pakistan president Pervez Musharraf. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Mutafyan of Constantinople, Mesrob II Born 16 June 1956  (Istanbul, Turkey) Armenian Patriarch of Constantinople since 1998. A Pelican In The Wilderness Hide & Go Die I Drink Your Milkshake

Myerson, Bess Born 16 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to win the Miss America beauty pageant and went on to have a career as a TV personality. Later dabbled in politics. Turns out she died in December 2014 but it was only announced in the following year, so no points... Predictor's Predictions Garf Wants You To Die Team Serious Effort They're Dead, Y'Know!

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