Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2013: S

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Sabol, Ed Born 11 September 1916  (Atlantic City, New Jersey, USA) Co-founder of NFL films with his son Steve, who predeceased him in 2012. Worm Farmer

Sachs, Andrew Born 7 April 1930  (Berlin, Germany) Until 2008, best known as Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers'. Since Autumn 2008, he's been better known for receiving prank phone calls from overpaid Radio 2 presenters & having a rather sex-hungry granddaughter... Doornails R Us Simpson's Stiffs

Saenz, José Born 4 August 1975  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Gang member and one of the FBI's top ten fugitives. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Safer, Morley Born 8 November 1931  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Veteran Canadian broadcaster. Host of CBS news programme '60 Minutes' since it's inception in 1970. Where's My Damn List

Safra, Lily Born 30 December 1934  (Porto Alegre, Brazil) Brazilian socialite who married into money no less than four times and is now one of the most richest women in the World. Gawd knows what the feminists would think of this... Pedro’s Catacomb Collective

Sahl, Mort Born 11 May 1927  (Montreal, Canada) Canadian stand up comedian & humourist, as well as being a political speechwriter. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! I'll Get The Oven On

Saïd, Wafic Born 21 December 1943  (Damascus, Syria) Syrian businessman. Brown Bananas

Said Al Said of Oman, Qaboos bin Born 18 November 1940  (Salalah, Oman) Sultan of Oman since 1970, when he overthew his father. Hmmm little bit Oedipal that... By Royal Ascent

Sainsbury, Roger Born 2 October 1936  (place of birth unknown) Former Bishop of Barking. Roger And Out

Saint, Eva Marie Born 4 July 1924  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Actress, best known for her role in 'North by Northwest'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Nearer My God To Thee Sovereign-Reaper

Saks, Gene Born 8 November 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Tony Award winning director best known for his collaborations with playwright Neil Simon. Directed the film version of 'The Odd Couple' as well as the stage version. Toetag4U

Saleh, Ali Abdullah Born 21 March 1946  (Al Ahmar, Yemen) President of Yemen since 1990. David the Aspie

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series 'Last of the Summer Wine'. More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of 'Wallace & Gromit'. Cracking! Casting Chelski Pensioners Bury My Stiff     Dance On Your Grave Dead Last Dead Right Death Is Not The End Don't Eat The Figs Final Curtain GSTQ Guild Of Master Reapers Happy No Year 2013 Hardwood Surround I Told You I Was Ill It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Jesus Jones Juicy Janny Last of the Summer Winos Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Living In A Box Madonna's Hand of Bod Nervous Nineties Windsor's OBE Seasideessexxile Soylent Dreams Team Debutant! Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Blue And White Reaper The Death Stars The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013 Sovereign-Reaper The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Impaled The Stench of Brit Sit-Com  The Grim Grampian Reapers Toetag4U Who Turned Out The Lights? You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Sammartino, Bruno Born 6 October 1935  (Pizzoferrato, Italy) Popular Italian wrestler in the 1960s and '70s Let's get ready to Rumble

Samoilova, Tatiana Born 4 May 1934  (St. Petersburg, Russia) Acrtress. Played the lead in many Soviet-era films, including 'Anna Karenina'. A Million To One Shot

Samuel, Walter Born 23 March 1978  (Laborde, Argentina) Rugged defender for Internazionale and Argentina. If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Sánchez de Lozada, Gonzalo Born 1 July 1930  (La Paz, Bolivia) President of Bolivia on two occasions. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Sandler, Adam Born 9 September 1966  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Inexplicably popular and unfunny comedian and actor. Wikipedia's Random Article

Sandrich, Jay Born 24 February 1932  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Televison director, mainly of sitcoms such as 'Soap', 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and 'The Golden Girls'. Trojan Hearse

Sandusky, Jerry Born 26 January 1944  (Washington, Pennsylvania, USA) Former coach of the Penn State University American football team, arrested in 2011 for alleged sexual abuse. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Dead And Don't Know It Riding The Jesus Train Simpson's Stiffs Sleeping With The Fishes You Die Now

Sanger, Frederick  Born 13 August 1918  (Rendcombe, Gloucestershire, England) Died 19 November 2013  (Cambridge, England) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Biochemist, twice Nobel Prize winning laureate, the only living person to be so honoured. Pan Breed Inquilinekea/Simfish Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Sanguinetti, Julio María Born 6 January 1936  (Montevideo, Uruguay) President of Uruguay from 1985-1990 and again from 1995-2000. Muertos

Santana, Tito Born 10 May 1953  (Mission, Texas, USA) Latino wrestler in the WWF for many years. Let's get ready to Rumble Death Valley

Santos, Djalma  Born 27 February 1929  (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Died 23 July 2013  (Uberaba, Brazil) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Former Brazil international footballer. Member of the 1958 and 1962 World Cup winning teams. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Santos, Juan Manuel Born 10 August 1951  (Bogotá, Colombia) President of Colombia since 2010. Brown Bread

Santos, Nilton  Born 16 May 1925  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Died 27 November 2013  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former Brazil international footballer. Was a hugely talented left wing back and won the FIFA World Cup for Brazil in 1958 and 1962. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Sarjeant, Marcus Born in Capel-le-Ferne, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Youth who fired six blank shots at Queen Elizabeth II in 1981. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Sary, Ieng  Born 24 October 1925  (Loeung Va, Tra Vinh, Cambodia) Died 14 March 2013  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Former Deputy PM & Foreign Minister of Cambodia & one of Pol Pot's chief henchmen during the Khmer Rouge days. Toetag4U

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (place of birth unknown) Convicted fraudster who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... Old Lags And Old Slags See You In Hell

Saura, Carlos Born 4 January 1932  (Huesca, Spain) Film director. The Deadest of the Dead

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, played Fred Elliott in 'Coronation Street'. Brown Bananas Hippoposthumous The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Sawalha, Julia Born 9 September 1968  (London, England) Delectable actress best known for the roles of no-nonsense teenage newspaper editor Lynda Day in 'Press Gang' and long-suffering daughter of Edina Monsoon in 'Absolutely Fabulous'. The 90's Are Dead

Saward, Eric Born 9 December 1944  (place of birth unknown) Script editor on 'Doctor Who' from 1981-86. Rotters

Sawyer, Connie Born 27 November 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Actress considered the oldest working in the business. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Saylor, Morgan Born 26 October 1994  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actress from the series 'Homeland'. Minibus Of Death

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in 'Fawlty Towers' and went on to appear in 'After Henry' and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. Final Curtain Prunella Vulgaris Bucket O'Hare

Scalia, Antonin Born 11 March 1936  (Trenton, New Jersey, USA) Longest serving member of the US Supreme Court. Appointed by President Ronald Reagan in 1986. They're Off The Ballot Now

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party, which has had little success at the polls. Worm Fodder  Juicy Janny Ladies Bodybags Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

Scarpa, Renato Born 1 January 1939  (Milan, Italy) Italian film actor. Rotters

Schabowski, Günter Born 4 January 1929  (Anklam, Pomerania, Germany) Former official of the ruling party in East Germany, the SED. Inadvertently provoked the tearing down of the Berlin wall in 1989 by announcing that the border restrictions had been lifted. Optimus Primed For Death

Schäfer, Hans Born 19 October 1927  (Köln-Zollstock, Germany) Former West German international footballer. One of the heroes of the country's unexpected World Cup triumph in 1954. A Million To One Shot

Schappell, George Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With Lori, one of a pair of cojoined twins. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Scheel, Walter Born 8 July 1919  (Solingen, Germany) Federal President of West Germany, 1974-79. Death Speaks German Der Gevatter Ruft Toetag4U

Schell, Maximilian Born 8 December 1930  (Vienna, Austria) Veteran film actor with a career spanning 50 years and an Oscar for his role in 'Judgment at Nuremberg'. Has diabetes, and after collapsing at a film festival in 2000, was diagnosed as suffering from acute pancreatitis as well. Godfather to Angelina Jolie. Cashier Number 83 Please!  Pool Ghoul

Schlafly, Phyllis Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Keeper Of The Heads

Schlesinger, James Born 15 February 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) American politician who served under three U.S. presidents. Oversaw the withdrawal of American military personnel from Vietnam as Secretary of Defense in 1975. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Schmidt, Helmut Born 23 December 1918  (Hamburg, Germany) German politician from the left-of-centre SPD party. Served as Chancellor of Germany from 1974-82. Buzzards DeadHead  Death by Hedgehog Death By Hemeloids Deathpig Food For Worms Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch  Geneva Blues GSTQ Hell To The Chief Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Nervous Nineties One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Pass The Sick Bucket Pedro’s Catacomb Collective Sick Scouser In Black Stairway To Heaven The End of the World As We Know It Toasted Brown Bread

Scholes, Paul Born 16 November 1974  (Salford, Greater Manchester, England) Ginger Manchester United and England footballer. Retired from the game at the second time of asking in 2013. Life Without Souls

Schumacher, Michael Born 3 January 1969  (Hürth-Hermülheim, Cologne, Germany) Racing driver who has won the Formula 1 world championship enough times to drain the EU champagne lake dry. Lives in Switzerland, and apparently his favourite drink is apple juice mixed with sparkling water. Life in the fast lane! Pass Me The Mike

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor and former bodybuilder. "Governator" of California from 2003-2011. Worm Fodder Lady Cadaver's Lover

Schwarzer, Alice Born 3 December 1942  (Wuppertal, Germany) Leading German feminist. Falling Like The Wall

Schweiker, Richard Born 1 June 1926  (Norristown, Pennsylvania, USA) Former Secretary of Health and Human Services under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Scott, Carol Lee Born 26 May 1949  (place of birth unknown) Actress and singer known to a certain generation as Grotbags in the various Emu TV series. Lard Bazaar

Scrimm, Angus Born 19 August 1926  (Kansas City, Kansas, USA) Actor, known chiefly for his role as "The Tall Man" in 'Phantasm'. One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food

Scudamore, Michael Date and place of birth unknown Former Jockey, whose son and grandson have followed suit. Born 1933. Toast of the Turf

Sebastian, Cuthbert Born 22 October 1921  (St Kitts) Governor General of St. Kitts and Nevis and was the World's oldest head of state until his retirement early in 2013. Leading To(o) Dead... Sleeping With The Fishes

Seeger, Pete Born 3 May 1919  (New York, New York, USA) Folk singer, songwriter and political activist. Wrote or co-wrote 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?', 'If I Had a Hammer' and 'Turn, Turn, Turn'. Clog Poppers Death On The Rocks The Forest Lawn Jockeys Soylent Dreams Tomb It May Concern Wayne Manor

Segal, George Born 13 February 1934  (Great Neck, New York, USA) Veteran film actor who many might recognise from films such as 'The Quiller Memorandum' and 'Fun with Dick and Jane'. Numbskull10

Segal, Jeffrey Born 1 August 1920  (London, England) Actor, best known, to a certain age of UK society, as Arthur Perkins in 'Rentaghost'. Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour One Scythe Fits All Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce

Segal, Zohra Born 27 April 1912  (Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India) Veteran Indian actress. Dead Continent Over & Out

Segovia, Manuel Born in Ayapa, Mexico  (exact date unknown) One of the last known speakers of the ancient Mexican language of Ayapaneco. Born 1939. Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Segura, Pancho Born 20 June 1921  (Guayaquil, Ecuador) Ecuadorian professional tennis player in the days before the Open era. Muertos

Seigenthaler, John Born 27 July 1927  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Journalist & writer. Editorial director of USA Today from 1982-1991. It Tolls For Thee

Selebi, Jackie Born 7 March 1950  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Former president of Interpol before having his own collar felt and was found guilty of corruption in 2010. Golden Slumbers

Semple, Jr., Lorenzo Date and place of birth unknown Hollywood scriptwriter for the 'Batman' TV series and films such as 'The Parallax View'. Born 1923. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Sen, Suchitra Born 6 April 1931  (Pabna, Bangladesh) Bengali film actress. Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood

Senar, Müzeyyen Born in Bursa, Turkey  (exact date unknown) Turkish classical music performer. Dead Continent

Sensible, Captain Born 23 April 1955  (London, England) Guitarist/bassist with punks The Damned. You wot? Punks, Not Dead

Senussi, Abdullah Born 5 December 1949  (Sudan) The late Colonel Gaddafi's brother-in-law and former head of Libyan intelligence. Rotters Stone Dead Cert

Serpico, Frank Born 14 April 1936  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) New York police officer who's stand against corruption in the department was the subject of Sidney Lumet's 1973 film starring Al Pacino. Sleeping With The Fishes

Serrano, Irma Born 9 December 1933  (Comitán, Chiapas, Mexico) Mexican actress turned politician. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Seymour, Jane Born 15 February 1951  (Hayes, Middlesex, England) Actress who first hit fame in 1973 as Solitaire in Bond film 'Live and Let Die' before achieving success in US television with 'Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman'. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Sfeir, Nasrallah Boutros Born 15 May 1920  (Rayfoun, Lebanon) Lebanese cardinal. Patriarch of Antioch and All the East from 1986-2011. The Pope

Shagari, Shehu Born 25 February 1925  (Shagari, Sokoto State, Nigeria) President of Nigeria from 1979-1983. Address Unknown

Shalah, Ramadan Born 1 February 1958  (Shuja'iyya, Palestine) Leader of Palestinian Islamic Jihad. Drone Fodder

Shalit, Gene Born 25 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Colourful film and book critic for NBC's 'The Today Show' since 1973. Grim Sleeper

Shane, Paul  Born 19 June 1940  (Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England) Died 16 May 2013  (Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Miner-turned-actor who became famous as Ted Bovis in the 1980s sitcom 'Hi-de-Hi!', and infamous for what is surely the worst live singing performance of all time, on the BBC's 'Pebble Mill' programme in 1996. See it here if you dare - and no, he wasn't doing it deliberately. Bay-bee bay-BEH! Dispatch Dudes You Have Been Living

Shapley, Lloyd Born 2 June 1923  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Mathematician whom many credit for the development of Game Theory. I wonder how he'd work out the odds of winning the Derby Dead Pool? Death is International

Sharapova, Maria Born 19 April 1987  (Nayagan, Russia) Pretty tennis player with the off-putting grunt. Tennis Wars

Sharif, Omar Born 10 April 1932  (Alexandria, Egypt) Actor and bridge-player who will probably be remembered for his roles in the David Lean epics 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Dr Zhivago', rather than for his role in headbutting a French policeman in 2003. Real name: Michael Shalhoub. Circling The Drain Dead Is Dead Jump the Shark 4.0  Not At All Well Shaken Not Stirred

Sharon, Ariel Born 27 February 1928  (Kfar Malal, Palestine (now in Israel)) Prime Minister of Israel 2001-06. Has been in a coma since suffering a massive stroke in January 2006. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Bad People Bazzilliant Beyond A Little Peaky Bladerunner Buzzards Chelski Pensioners Circling The Drain Clathrate Gun Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother DeadEnders Deadfellas Drop Deadline Dead Loss Death On The Rocks Death Can Be Funny Deathpig Death Stalks United Dethdefying Diepod Shuffle Diet Of Worms Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Embalmy Army Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Guess Who's Dead? Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter George Lass and the Gravelings Green Machine HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround WIDE of-the MARK Hell To The Chief Hide & Go Die House Of Soon To Be With The Lord If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car  I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It Tolls For Thee JoeRam Kicking the Bucket 2013 Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Lead, Follow and Die This Year Live is Evil Living In A Box Luck Of The Dead Weakend At Bernies Matt’s Grave Dodgers Morbid United FC Mors Certa Mostly Whores Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Real Creaking Gates Carrie in the Nidge Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Sick Scouser In Black Steviator's Terminators Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Grim Grampian Reapers The Unspiritualist Time They Went To Sleep Forever Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Turd Ferguson If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing... Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Will Jim Fix It For Me?

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote his own series of science-fiction novels, "TekWar", which were subsequently adapted for TV. Has recorded highly amusing cover versions of The Byrds' 'Mr Tambourine Man' and Pulp's 'Common People'. Gwynhafyr Mr & Mrs Drummerboy My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis! Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! On The Box/In The Box Prunella Vulgaris Spongebob Ate My Hamster Bucket O'Hare Tarkinator The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Shaw, Run Run Born 4 October 1907  (Shanghai, China) Hong Kong film producer; founder of Shaw Studios; major benefactor of HK public works. Biologically Dead Bladerunner Dead Continent Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Gray Panthers Master Mind Mourner's Kadish Old People Party Of 20 Wayne Manor Worm Farmer

Shea, George Beverly  Born 1 February 1909  (Winchester, Ontario, Canada) Died 16 April 2013  (Asheville, North Carolina, USA) Age at death: 104  (read death notice) Prominent singer/songwriter of gospel music. Gray Panthers Grim McGraw  Old People Party Of 20 Sing Your Last Song For Me  Ste Grah The Old Ones Are The Pests Tims Terminal Twenty

Shearer, Harry Born 23 December 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known as Spinal Tap bass player Derek Smalls in 'This is Spinal Tap' and as Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns in 'The Simpsons'. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Sheedy, Kevin Born 21 October 1959  (Builth, Wales) Welsh-born Republic of Ireland international footballer. Was a key member of Everton's successful eighties side despite spending part of his career at Liverpool FC. Brown Bread Dethdefying Pickton's Pork Pies Ste Grah

Sheehan, Neil Born 27 October 1936  (Holyoke, Massachusetts, USA) Pulitzer Prrize-winning journalist. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Catty Coffinitup Corpsicle Every Death You Take Gemma's Dilemmas Hangman's XX Kicking the Bucket 2013 Last Train To Palookaville Laughter Kills Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Rotting Kanzlerin Say Hi To Uncle George Shaken Not Stirred The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? Wonderflonium You're Dead And You Know You Are  You're Gone!!

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen's real name is Ramon Estevez, while Charlie's is Carlos), he is constantly getting busted for his leftist political protests. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Ohio And Goodbye-O Rotting Kanzlerin Unusual Suspects

Shelley, Barbara Born 15 May 1933  (London, England) British horror actress. The Vyrdolak

Shepherd, Don Born 12 August 1927  (Port Eynon, Glamorgan, Wales) Cricketer for Glamorgan, one of the best cricketers never to have represented his country at test level. Pobol Y Fedd

Sheridan, Alice Date and place of birth unknown Political activist and mother of maverick socialist politician Tommy. RKAA34

Sheridan, Liz Born 10 April 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress and former fiancée of the legendary James Dean. Death is International

Sheridan, Tony  Born 21 May 1940  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) Died 16 February 2013  (Hamburg, Germany) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Musician and early Beatles collaborator, specifically on the album 'My Bonnie'. Thomas Jefferson Survives

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Responsible for coming up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', and the songs in any number of Disney's 'Winnie the Pooh' travesties. However, can be forgiven for 'The Aristocats' and 'The Jungle Book'. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother  Former DDP Unique Jokers

Sherwin, Stuart Born in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England  (exact date unknown) Actor. Born 1927. Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce

Sherwood, Madeleine Born 13 November 1922  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian actress. Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013 Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Shevardnadze, Eduard Born 25 January 1928  (Manati, Lanchkhuti, Georgia) Former KGB official and Soviet foreign minister who became leader of the Republic of Georgia following the break-up of the USSR. Initially popular, he was finally forced to resign the presidency at the end of 2003, following huge public protests. Politically Dead

Shibata, Toyo  Born 26 June 1911  (Ibaraki Town, Ibaraki, Japan) Died 20 January 2013  (Utsunomiya, Tochigi, Japan) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Japanese poet who had a best-selling volume published aged 99, in 2009. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Shirin, Fawzia  Born 5 November 1921  (Alexandria, Egypt) Died 2 July 2013  (Alexandria, Egypt) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Princess of Egypt and Sudan, sister of King Fruq; former Queen of Iran, first wife of Mohammed Reza Pahlavi (1939-48). By Royal Appointment Politically Dead

Shivers, Brian Date and place of birth unknown Man accused of the murder of two soldiers at Massereene barracks in 2009. Born 1965. Better Them Than Us! Going Green Hippoposthumous Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Windsor The Troll

Shklyaeva, Yekaterina Born 2 November 1937  (Buranovo, Russia) One of the "Russian Grannies" who took part in the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest. Death For Everybody

Shore, Pauly Born 1 February 1968  (Hollywood, California, USA) Comedian and former MTV host. My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis!

Shreve, Larry Born 11 January 1941  (Windsor, Ontario, Canada) Former WWE wrestler known as "Abdullah the Butcher". Bird Is The Word You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Shue, Elisabeth Born 6 October 1963  (Wilmington, Delaware, USA) Actress who often played "the girlfriend" in 1980s films such as 'The Karate Kid' and the Back to the Future sequels. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Headstone of State "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." They're Off The Ballot Now

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive and controversial Head of State of Burma from 1992-2011. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. David the Aspie Lead, Follow and Die This Year Romancing The Headstone

Siew, Vincent Born 3 January 1939  (Chiayi City, Taiwan) Vice President of the Republic of China from 2008-2012. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Sikand, Pran  Born 12 February 1920  (Mumbai, India) Died 12 July 2013  (Mumbai, India) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Actor who often played the villain in Bollywood films. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals

Sillett, John Born 20 July 1936  (Southampton, Hampshire, England) Former manager of Coventry City. Led the Sky Blues to the FA Cup in 1987. Cannock Killing Club

Silva, Gilberto Born 7 October 1976  (Lagoa da Prata, Brazil) Solid and reliable midfielder for Arsenal FC and Brazil. Gunners Go Goodbye

Silver, Horace Born 2 September 1928  (Norwalk, Connecticut, USA) Jazz pianist and composer. Colour Me Dead Dead Space 5000

Silvestrini, Achille Born 25 October 1923  (Brisighella, Italy) Cardinal and diplomat for John Paul II. The Pope

Sim, Gerald Born 4 February 1925  (Liverpool, England) British TV & film actor, in a host of roles, including the vicar in 'To The Manor Born'. Don't Eat The Figs The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Sim, Sheila Born 5 June 1922  (Liverpool, England) Actress, wife of Sir Richard Attenborough. 20 Shades of Grey Don't Eat The Figs Simply Dead

Simmons, Earl Born 18 December 1970  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Rapper known as "DMX". Brimful Of Asha

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. 1 Dead In Ohio

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Don't Eat The Figs Happy No Year Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Simon, Sam Born 6 June 1955  (place of birth unknown) Television writer and producer who helped create 'The Simpsons'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Simonsson, Agne Born 19 October 1935  (Gothenburg, Sweden) Swedish football international. Played and scored in the 1958 World Cup final, in the Swedes 5-2 defeat to Brazil. The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Simpson, Dudley Born 4 October 1922  (Melbourne, Australia) Prolific composer on TV shows such as 'Doctor Who' and 'Blake's 7'. Time's-Up Team

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a "spot of bother" with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! Deadly As Sin Till You Win Hit Me With Your Best Shot Lover Glovers Old Lags And Old Slags The Hell With It

Simpson, Reg  Born 27 February 1920  (Sherwood, Nottingham, England) Died 27 November 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) English Test cricketer of the 1940s and '50s. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted

Simpson, Robert Born 19 November 1912  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) Meteorologist and hurricane specialist. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Sims, Sylvia Born 6 January 1934  (Woolwich, London, England) Veteran actress, whose spectacular loss of her good looks worked well in her favour in later years. Mad Maureen

Sinclair, Clive Born 30 July 1940  (Richmond, London, England) Businessman & entrepreneur, the man behind the ZX81 & Spectrum computers and much more infamously, the C5 electronic bike/buggy/car, which, quite frankly, was an unmitigated disaster. Trojan Hearse

Sinden, Donald Born 9 October 1923  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Actor, prolific on stage, screen & TV, with major roles in 'Two's Company', 'Never The Twain' and 'Judge John Deed'. Knighted in 1997. PRFT Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Team John Thomas The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Siner, Guy Born 16 October 1947  (New York City, New York, USA) American-born British actor. Best known as the camp Lieutenant Gruber in ''Allo 'Allo!' and as the young General Ravon in the classic 1975 'Doctor Who' serial 'Genesis of the Daleks'. Bucket O'Hare

Singh, Fauja Born 1 April 1911  (Beas Pind, India) Possibily the oldest man ever to compete in a marathon. Retired from competitive running in 2013 at the age of 102! The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013

Singh, Harbhajan Born 3 July 1980  (Jalandhar, Punjab, India) Often maddeningly inconsistent Indian spin bowler. Still, 411 test wickets isn't to be sniffed at... Minibus Of Death

Singh, Yuvraj Born 12 December 1981  (Chanigarh, India) Indian test cricketer who has recently battled lung cancer. The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Singleton, Valerie Born 9 April 1937  (Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England) TV presenter, best known as part of the immortal 1960s line up on 'Blue Peter' with John Noakes and Peter Purves. Also presented 'The Money Programme'. Lord Gravedigger Soylent Dreams Tick Tock

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot Kennedy Driving School

Sirikit, Queen Born 12 August 1932  (Bangkok, Thailand) Queen consort of Thailand. By Royal Appointment The Don Death Is Not The End

Sirleaf, Ellen Johnson Born 29 October 1938  (Monrovia, Liberia) President of Liberia. Nobel Loserettes

Sisnett, James  Born 24 February 1900  (Saint George, Barbados) Died 23 May 2013  (Christ Church, Barbados) Age at death: 113  (read death notice) The second oldest man in the World as of the end of 2011. Bet on Black! Biologically Dead

Sistani, Ayatollah Born 4 August 1930  (Mashad, Iran) Radical Iraq Shia Muslim cleric, involved in trying to reshape post-Saddam Iraq. Clathrate Gun

Sithole, Moses Born 17 November 1964  (Vosloorus, South Africa) Serial killer, known for the so-called "ABC" murders , in which he murdered over 30 people. Was sentenced in 1997 to 2,410 years in prison. The Hell With It

Sixx, Nikki Born 11 December 1958  (San Jose, California, USA) Bassist with over-the-top heavy metal band Mötley Crüe. Was dead for two minutes in 1987 after an overdose. They have to stay dead to win points in this game... Heads In A Bag

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. George Lass and the Gravelings

Sjöqvist, Ingeborg Born 19 April 1912  (Kalmar, Sweden) Diver who competed in the 1932 and 1936 Olympic Games. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Skerritt, Tom Born 25 August 1933  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Actor whom many might recognise as Captain Dallas in the original 'Alien' film from 1979. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here Shaken Not Stirred

Sledge, Percy Born 25 November 1940  (Leighton, Alabama, USA) Soul singer, best remembered for singing 'When A Man Loves A Woman'. See You In Heaven

Slocombe, Douglas Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Cinematographer, particularly well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Insert Name Here Kentucky Fried Genocide

Sloman, Roger Born 19 May 1946  (London, England) Actor best known for his role in the 1975 Mike Leigh TV play 'Nuts in May'. Roger And Out

Sluizer, George Born 25 June 1932  (Paris, France) French-born Dutch filmmaker. Once accused former Israeli Prime Minster Ariel Sharon of shooting dead innocent Palestinian children in 1982. Sharon is unavailable for comment... The Last Picture Show

Smalhout, Bob Born 27 October 1927  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Dutch journalist. Team Debutant!

Smart, Jeffrey  Born 26 July 1921  (Adelaide, Australia) Died 20 June 2013  (Montevarchi, Tuscany, Italy) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Australian landscape painter, now living in Italy. Body Snatcher's Body-Count

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in 'Love Thy Neighbour' in the 1970s. Boddies... Manchester's Finest We're All Gonna Die!

Smith, Alan "Aynuk" Date and place of birth unknown Black country comedian. Cannock Killing Club

Smith, Andrew Born in Hull, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Partner of former 'Doctor Who' supremo Russell T. Davies. The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Smith, Cal Born 7 April 1932  (Gans, Oklahoma, USA) Country musician known for this 1974 hit 'Country Bumkin'. Died in October 2013 but no obit. Grand Ole Opry XX

Smith, Dan Date and place of birth unknown Retired US colonel, now an author. Obsure0's

Smith, Harvey Born 29 December 1938  (West Riding, Yorkshire, England) Successful and popular showjumping champion of the 1970s. Worm Fodder

Smith, Huston Born 31 May 1919  (Suzhou, China) Religious scholar. Born in China to methodist missionaries. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Smith, Keely Born 9 March 1932  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Jazz singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Smith, Lianne Date and place of birth unknown Woman currently held in Spain, in charged with the murder of her two children in at an hotel in May 2010. Born 1966. …and There Was Great Rejoicing

Smith, Liz Born 11 December 1925  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows ('An Evening with Lily Savage', 'So Graham Norton') as...er...a batty old lady. 20 to 1 Safe Betts Are You Still Dying, Darling? Biologically Dead Coffin Fit Dead Spotters Drop Dead Celebration Fledermaus The Forest Lawn Jockeys Guess Who's Dead? Hunting Halos Jellydead Kicking the Bucket 2013 Living In A Box Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mourning Glory Numbskull10 Only Fools & Corpses Windsor's OBE Over My Dead Body Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Stiffer Steaks The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Sadistic Statistics Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Smith, Madeline Born 2 August 1949  (Hartfield, Sussex, England) Buxom actress of Hammer films and comedies. Old People Smell Of Piss

Smith, Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in 'Death On The Nile' and 'A Room With A View', and more recently in the hit show 'Downton Abbey'.. "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Gwynhafyr I Told You They Were Sick Misslucky Numbskull10 Bucket O'Hare

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Partridge As Reaper

Smith, Mel  Born 3 December 1952  (Chiswick, London, England) Died 19 July 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 60  (read death notice) Comedian, now a TV producer/executive, one half (or rather three-quarters) of the British 'Smith & Jones' comedy duo. You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Smith, Mike Born 23 April 1955  (place of birth unknown) Former BBC Radio 1 DJ. Married to Sarah Greene. Obsure0's

Smith, Nicholas Born 5 March 1934  (Banstead, Surrey, England) Actor, best known as the Grace Bros. store manager Mr. Rumbold in the hit sitcom 'Are You Being Served?'. Final Curtain You Have Been Living

Smith, Putter Born 19 January 1941  (California, USA) Jazz bassist and former actor. Played homosexual hitman Mr. Kidd in the 1971 Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Smith, Roger Born 18 December 1932  (Southgate, California, USA) Actor and husband of Ann-Margaret. Roger And Out

Smith, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Comic book artist who created Judge Dredd for 2000AD. Born 1924. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Smith, Terri Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's fattest woman, weighing in at 50 stone. Born 1961. Jellydead

Smith, Tim Born 3 July 1961  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Lead singer of art rock band The Cardiacs. Pickton's Pork Pies

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer. Sporting A Solemn Look The Final Whistle

Smith, Walter Born 24 February 1948  (Larnark, Scotland) Manager of Rangers FC from 1991-1998 and again from 2007-2011. Also managed Everton FC. Won 10 league championships, 5 Scottish Cups and 6 Scottish League cups. Nothing with Everton, but then again it is Everton! I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

Snaith, Willie Born in Gateshead, England  (exact date unknown) Jockey who rode for the Royal Family's stable for many years. Born c.1928. Toast of the Turf

Snipes, Wesley Born 31 July 1962  (Orlando, Florida, USA) Actor best known for the 'Blade' series of violent action films. Was jailed for tax evasion in 2010. Recently paroled. Steviator's Terminators

Sno, Evander Born 9 April 1987  (Dordrecht, Netherlands) Dutch footballer, who suffered a heart attack whilst playing for Ajax reserves in September 2010. Wikipedia's Random Article

Snuka, Jimmy Born 18 May 1943  (Fiji Islands) Professional wrestler. Let's get ready to Rumble

Soares, Mario Born 7 December 1924  (Lisbon, Portugal) Former President & Prime Minister of Portugal. DeadHead

Sofia of Spain, Queen Born 2 November 1938  (Psychiko, Athens, Greece) Greece-born Queen consort of Spain and wife of King Juan Carlos. By Royal Ascent The Dead Cows

Solow, Robert Born 23 August 1924  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Nobel Prize-winning economist. Death is International

Sopoaga, Rev Tui Born in Tokelau  (exact date unknown) Chairperson of the Congregational Christian Church of Tokelau Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. Cashier Number 83 Please! Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Soul, David Born 28 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hutch in the TV series 'Starksy & Hutch'. Filth on the Box Lady Cadaver's Lover The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Soulages, Pierre Born 24 December 1919  (Rodez, France) French painter, engraver & sculptor. All Death Is Consolation

Souter, David Born 17 September 1939  (Melrose, Massachusetts, USA) Member of the US Supreme Court from 1990 until his retirement in 2009. They're Off The Ballot Now

Spanos, Alex Born 28 September 1923  (Stockton, California, USA) Billionaire real estate developer and owner of the American Football team San Diego Chargers Worm Farmer

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." 1 Dead In Ohio Hangman's XX What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who was responsible for some of the best-known pop music of the 1960s and '70s, including tracks by Gene Pitney, The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, John Lennon and The Ramones. Invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique. Jailed for murder in 2009. GMC Ghost Town Song To The Siren Team John Thomas

Spektor, Regina Born 13 February 1980  (Moscow, Russia) Russian-born American singer-songwriter, one of the prime movers in the "anti-folk" movement, whatever that is... If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Spendlove, Richard Born 16 June 1939  (Carlton, Nottinghamshire, England) Co-writer of TV sitcom 'Oh Doctor Beeching!'. Also a radio presenter and producer. You Have Been Living

Spielberg, Steven Born 18 December 1946  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Award winning Hollywood movie director. Ohio And Goodbye-O On A Mission To God

Spinney, Caroll Born 26 December 1933  (Waltham, Massachusetts, USA) Puppeteer, best known as the characters Big Bird and Oscar in 'Sesame Street'. Happy No Year 2013

Spinrad, Norman Born 15 September 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) American science fiction writer. Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead And My Name Is Larry! Deceased Hose Girlfriend In A Coma The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Spottiswoode, Roger Born 5 January 1945  (Ottawa, Canada) Canadian film director. Roger And Out

Springett, Ron Born 22 July 1935  (Fulham, London, England) England goalkeeper for many years, and played in the 1962 World Cup. Black Penguins Of Doom Sporting A Solemn Look The Final Whistle

Spronk, Petrus Born in Netherlands  (exact date unknown) Australian sculptor and ceramic artist. Winner of the 2013 prize for best new name on the DDP. Ste Grah

Squires, Roger Born 22 February 1932  (Tettenhall, Wolverhampton, England) Prolific crossword compiler. Well somebody's got to do it! Roger And Out

St Clement, Pam Born 12 May 1942  (Harrow on the Hill, England) Actress whose 25 year stint as "Fat Pat" Butcher in 'Eastenders' finished late last year. Sporting Lesbian The Blue And White Reaper Unusual Suspects

St John, Jill Born 19 August 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, remembered for her role as Tiffany Case in the Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Stahl, Nick Born 5 December 1979  (Harlingen, Texas, USA) Actor who played John Connor in 'Terminator 3'. Address Unknown Brimful Of Asha

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, DC, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). Bouttells Death Squad Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Every Death You Take Fledermaus Luck Of The Dead Mourning Glory Pedro’s Catacomb Collective Tango Uniform The Anfield Iron The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies

Stampe, Danielle Born 27 November 1966  (place of birth unknown) Dancer and singer for heavy metal band Gwar. No, I've never heard of them either! FBLMGIT

Stanton, Harry Dean Born 14 July 1926  (West Irvine, Kentucky, USA) Versatile character actor who has appeared in films such as 'The Green Mile', 'Repo Man' and 'Paris, Texas.' He also sings and plays guitar in his own band. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Staple, Neville Born 11 April 1955  (Manchester, Jamaica) Singer with legendary ska revival band The Specials. If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course

Stapleton, Jean  Born 19 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 31 May 2013  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Actress - Edith Bunker on 'All in the Family'. Eternity Tours But Oswald I'm Dead. Well, Nobody's Perfect It's Time to Dim the Lights... Lord Gravedigger People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Stardust, Alvin Born 27 September 1942  (Muswell Hill, London, England) Glove-wearing '70s pop star, born Bernard William Jewry. Was married to Liza Goddard. Later found God. AbraCadaver

Stark, Graham  Born 20 January 1922  (Wallasey, Cheshire, England) Died 29 October 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) English comic actor, a supporting foil to numerous comic legends over the last 40-50 years. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Final Curtain Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Obituarynotice The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Stark, Koo Born 26 April 1956  (New York, New York, USA) American actress, model and photographer, born Kathleen Dee-Anne Norris. Had a part in 'Star Wars', but it was cut from the final version, and she ended up in a couple of soft-porn films. Her real fame came from a relationship with Prince Andrew; the media duly had a field day with the fact that Andy's bird was a porn star. Died In The Wool

Starker, János  Born 5 July 1924  (Budapest, Hungary) Died 28 April 2013  (Bloomington, Indiana, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Hungarian-American cellist. Something Original

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) "Singer", "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. Arrested in connection with the dubious activities of the late Jimmy Savile in 2012. AbraCadaver All That Glitters Is Not Mould ...And I Feel Fine! Dispatch Dudes Dress re-Hearse-als EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Researched To Death If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Juicy Janny Lard Bazaar Michael Winner's Death Wish Mourning Glory Lady Cadaver's Lover Over & Out Pan Breed See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Team Cat AIDS The Blue And White Reaper There Or Thereabouts The Sadistic Statistics You're Not Breathing Anymore

Starr, Kay Born 21 July 1922  (Dougherty, Oklahoma, USA) US jazz singer from the 1950s. 20 Crooners Croakin'

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Pop Goes The Pop Star

Staubach, Roger Born 5 February 1942  (Cinncinati, Ohio, USA) NFL quaterback who came back from a spell in Vietnam with the US Navy to win two Superbowls. Roger And Out

Staudinger-Loppukaarre, Kaarina Born 10 October 1911  (Haapavesi, Finland) Porcelain painter and one of the five oldest active artists in the World. Died in March 2013 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Staunton, Steve Born 19 January 1969  (Drogheda, Rep of Ireland) Former Liverpool FC, Aston Villa and Republic of Ireland international footballer. Life Without Souls

Steel, David Born 31 March 1938  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) The "boy" David became leader of the Liberal Party in 1976 at the age of just 38. Formed a doomed alliance with the SDP (ask your father) in 1981 and was briefly leader of the merged Liberal Democrats before making way for Paddy Ashdown. Now in the House of Lords. Dead Commons  Roy Daveision

Steele, Chris Born in Sunderland, England  (exact date unknown) Resident health expert on 'This Morning' since the show began in 1988. Born 1945. Deadly Deathwatch Diepod Shuffle Ste Grah

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Deathglam Industries This Is Your Death Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Death By Hemeloids Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stelling, Jeff Born 18 March 1955  (Hartlepool, Durham, England) Excitable presenter of 'Soccer Saturday' on Sky Sports News. Will it be "all over" for Jeff in 2013? Carrie in the Nidge

Stennett, Stan  Born 30 July 1925  (Cardiff, Wales) Died 26 November 2013  (Cardiff, Wales) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Welsh comedian & actor, mostly on stage. Also a jazz musician. Still performing, which is more than can be said for Eric Morecambe, who collapsed and died after performing at Stennett's show in 1984. Pobol Y Fedd

Stepanov, Sergey Born in Moldova  (exact date unknown) Saxophonist whose gyrating while performing for Moldova in the 2010 Eurovision Song Contest has passed in to meme legend as the "epic sax guy". Death For Everybody

Stephenson, John Born 9 August 1923  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) Voice actor, the last alive to have been in 'The Flintstones'. Unfortunately died in 2012, so no points will be awarded... I Will Survive!

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States until his retirement in 2010. 1 Dead In Ohio Grim Sleeper Old People Party Of 20 They're Off The Ballot Now

Stevens, Meic Born 9 March 1942  (Solva, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Singer-songwriter of psychedelic Welsh language songs. Pobol Y Fedd

Stevens, Risë  Born 11 June 1913  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 20 March 2013  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Opera singer, hugely popular in the 1940s & 1950s. The Forest Lawn Jockeys Old People, Young Death Old People Party Of 20 Pool Ghoul The Old Ones Are The Pests Wayne Manor

Stevens, Tiger Tim Born 4 February 1952  (Glasgow, Scotland) Veteran Scottish disc jockey. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stevenson, Ronald Born 6 March 1928  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) British composer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Stewart, Ed Born 23 April 1941  (Exmouth, Devon, England) Known as "Stewpot" to millions of children as one of the hosts of 'Crackerjack!' Former DJ as well. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stewart, Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. Dispatch Dudes Gwynhafyr This Is Your Death You're Gone!!

Stewart, Mary Born 17 September 1916  (Sunderland, England) Writer of mainly fantasy/sci-fi books, but sometimes dabbles in crime fiction too. Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away Wikipedia's Random Article Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Stewart, Patrick Born 13 July 1940  (Mirfield, Yorkshire, England) Distinguished actor, famed for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and Professor X in the 'X-Men' film series. The Dead Cows

Stewart, Peggy Born 5 June 1923  (West Palm Beach, Florida, USA) Actress whose film career started way back in 1937 and is still going strong. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star who pays young blondes to pretend to like him. Best-known hits include 'Maggie May', 'You Wear It Well' and the mildly sickening 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. Far superior, though, is the classic 'Stay With Me', which he co-wrote and recorded while a member of the Faces. Underwent surgery in 2000 after suspected thyroid cancer. Bouttells Death Squad PRFT

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show 'Fifteen to One'. Trojan Hearse

Stiles, Nobby Born 18 May 1942  (Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, England) Tenacious midfielder for England and Manchester United, part of the legendary 1966 World Cup winning side. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Stilgoe, Richard Born 28 March 1943  (Camberley, Surrey, England) Musician & lyricist, who puts clever or funny wordplay into song. Often seen on 'Countdown', but used to be on 'That's Life!'. Never Trust A Man With A Beard

Stine, R L Born 8 October 1943  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Author, best known for his 'Goosebumps' series. R. L. = Robert Lawrence Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stobbs, Alex Born 30 January 1990  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Musician with cystic fibrosis who became the subject of a Channel 4 documentary 'A Boy called Alex' in 2008. Stiff Little Fingers

Stoller, Mike Born 13 March 1933  (Long Island, New York, USA) Songwriter of many a hit single with the late Jerry Lieber. Taking the Michael Time's-Up Team

Stone, Michael Born 2 April 1955  (England) Loyalist paramilitary, jailed in 2008 for the attempted murder of Martin McGuinness and Gerry Adams, despite his claims that it was "performance art". Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Stone, Sly Born 15 March 1943  (Denton, Texas, USA) American musician - the main vocalist for soul/funk group Sly & The Family Stone. Harry Patch's Love Child Snort The Ashes

Storaro, Vittorio Born 24 June 1940  (Rome, Italy) Italian cinematographer, known for his work with film directors Bernardo Bertolucci and Francis Ford Coppola. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Storch, Larry Born 8 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Experienced character actor in numerous films over the years. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Storey, Peter Born 7 September 1945  (Farnham, Surrey, England) Uncompromising midfielder for Arsenal FC and England. Had a decidedly dodgy post-football career involving brothels, fake gold coins and pornography. Whatever happened to running a pub? Gunners Go Goodbye

Stöve, Betty Born 24 June 1945  (Rotterdam, Netherlands) Tennis player, lost Wimbledon's Singles Final in 1977 to Virginia Wade but made up for it by winning 10 Grand Slam titles in Doubles Finals. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. Freddie The Cat Les Trompettes De La Mort

Stranks, Susan Born 2 December 1938  (London, England) Actress and TV presenter who caused many a teenage boys' heart to flutter as presenter of 1970s children's magazine series 'Magpie'. Thatcher Must Die FFS!

Strassman, Marcia Born 28 April 1948  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Crossing The Styx Misers M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife Star Dust Heading Nowhere

Strauss-Kahn, Dominique Born 25 April 1949  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Head of the International Monetary Fund from 2007-2011. Resigned after he was charged with sexually assaulting a chamber maid at a hotel. The charges were later dropped. Les Trompettes De La Mort

Stride, John Born 11 July 1936  (London, England) English actor, star of 1970s legal drama 'The Main Chance'. The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Strieber, Whitley Born 13 June 1945  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Horror novelist. ZZ Topped

Stritch, Elaine Born 2 February 1925  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Irish-American actress & singer, mostly on stage or, during the 1970s at least, on British TV. The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Stroud, Don Born 1 September 1943  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Actor and surfer. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Struthers, Sally Born 28 July 1947  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Actress best known for her role as Gloria in 'All in the Family'. Corpsicle

Stylez, Shyla Born 23 September 1982  (Armstrong, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian pornographic actress. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Suarez, Belgica Date and place of birth unknown Honduran model, a former "Miss Honduras". Born 1986. Muertos

Suárez, Adolfo Born 25 September 1932  (Madrid, Spain) Former Prime Minister of Spain, the first one post-Franco. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Octopus of Odstock

Suárez, Luis Born 24 January 1987  (Salto, Uruguay) Controversial but brilliant Liverpool and Uruguay striker. Minibus Of Death

Suárez Miramontes, Luis Born 2 May 1935  (A Coruña, Galicia, Spain) Former Barcelona, Internazionale and Spain international footballer. European footballer of the year in 1960. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Suart, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Former Blackpool FC player and manager. Also briefly took the helm at Chelsea FC. Born 1920. ...and Its Goodnight From Him  Former DDP Unique Jokers

Suchet, David Born 2 May 1946  (London, England) Actor brother of newscaster John Suchet. Star of 'Poirot' in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Sugar, Alan Born 24 March 1947  (Hackney, London, England) Businessman, boss of Amstrad and former chairman of Tottenham Hotspur. Now well known for his role in the UK version of the TV show 'The Apprentice', with his catchphrase, "You're fired". Was 'Suralan', now in the House of Lords. The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury

Suh, Ndamukong Born 6 January 1987  (Portland, Oregon) American footballer, defensive tackle for the Detroit Lions. Simpson's Stiffs

Süleymanoglu, Naim Born 23 January 1967  (Ptichar, Bulgaria) Bulgarian-born triple Olympic weightlifting champion for Turkey. Brimful Of Asha

Sullivan, John L. Born 25 November 1946  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Retired wrestler and actor also known as Johnny Valiant Let's get ready to Rumble

Summitt, Pat Born 14 June 1952  (Clarksville, Tennessee, USA) The most successful women's basketball coach ever. Led the Tennessee Lady Vols to 8 NCAA championships. The Deadest of the Dead

Supha, Luang Phu Born in Sakon Nakhon Province, Thailand  (exact date unknown) Buddhist monk who claims to be the oldest man in the World. Died in August 2013 but no obit. Gray Panthers

Surendra, Rajiv Born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada  (exact date unknown) Canadian actor of Tamil descent. Born 1989. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Surtees, John Born 11 February 1934  (Tatsfield, Surrey, England) Racing driver and biker, the only man to ever win World Championships on both two and four wheels. Still involved in motorsport. Red-Flagged

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. …and There Was Great Rejoicing I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Never Trust A Man With A Beard  Old Lags And Old Slags Over & Out Rexy's Rotten Bodies See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Hell With It Time They Went To Sleep Forever

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of '24' actor, Keifer. Lady Cadaver's Lover

Sutton, Dudley Born 6 April 1933  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Long-time actor on British TV & films, best known as "Tinker" in 'Lovejoy'. A Weatherman, 8 Small Parts and a Widow Twanky

Suvaddhana, Nyanasamvara  Born 3 October 1913  (Kanchanaburi Province, Thailand) Died 24 October 2013  (Bankok, Thailand) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) 19th and incumbent Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, a Buddhist leader. Master Mind

Suzuki, Seijun Born 24 May 1923  (Nihonbashi, Tokyo, Japan) Japanese film and TV director and actor. The Last Picture Show

Swan, Billy Born 12 May 1942  (Cape Girardeau, Missouri, USA) Country singer who had a massive hit single in 1974 with 'I Can Help'. Dead and Dusted 3

Swan, Peter Born 6 October 1936  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire, England) Former footballer with Sheffield Wednesday who's career was destroyed by a betting scandal in 1964. The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Swank, Hilary Born 30 July 1974  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Acclaimed film actress. Twice winner of the Best Actress Oscar, in 1999 and 2004. Drop the Pilot

Swarbrick, Dave Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. Died In The Wool Luck Of The Dead The Anfield Iron

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Swingle, Ward Born 21 September 1927  (Mobile, Alabama) American jazz vocalist. Something Original

Swit, Loretta Born 4 November 1937  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Actress, mainly on television - best remembered for her role in 'M*A*S*H' as "Hot Lips" Houlihan. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife

Symes, Bob Born 6 May 1924  (place of birth unknown) Austrian-born inventor and modelling enthusiast who often popped up on 'Tomorrow's World' and the like. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Sytch, Tammy Lynn Born 7 December 1972  (Matawan, New Jersey, USA) Female wrestling manager and occasional wrestler. Brimful Of Asha You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

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