Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2016: S

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S@bb@ge, S0phie Date and place of birth unknown Yes, another terminally ill mother. This time she wrote a book about it, 'The Cancer Whisperer'. Dead Ends

S1m5, Mark Date and place of birth unknown Terminally ill doctor. You'd think he's spot that, wouldn't you? Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Pan Breed

Sabonis, Arvydas Born 19 December 1964  (Kaunas, Lithuania) Lithuanian basketball player. Death Hooop Still The Same The Baltics Are Laying Down

Sachs, Andrew  Born 7 April 1930  (Berlin, Germany) Died 23 November 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Until 2008, best known as Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers'. Since Autumn 2008, he's been better known for receiving prank phone calls from overpaid Radio 2 presenters & having a rather sex-hungry granddaughter... Down Under The Daisies The Cobbles To A Coffin The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Safer, Morley  Born 8 November 1931  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Died 19 May 2016  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Veteran Canadian broadcaster. Host of CBS news programme '60 Minutes' since it's inception in 1970. Where's My Damn List?

Safra, Lily Born 30 December 1934  (Porto Alegre, Brazil) Brazilian socialite who married into money no less than four times and is now one of the most richest women in the World. Gawd knows what the feminists would think of this... Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble

Sagebrecht, Marianne Born 27 August 1945  (Starnberg, Bavaria, Germany) German film actress. The Deadest of the Dead

Sager, Craig  Born 29 June 1951  (Batavia, Illinois, USA) Died 15 December 2016  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Former NBA sideline reporter for CBS and CNN. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Crazycarl

Sahl, Mort Born 11 May 1927  (Montreal, Canada) Canadian stand up comedian & humourist, as well as being a political speechwriter. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Saïd, Wafic Born 21 December 1943  (Damascus, Syria) Syrian businessman. Brown Bananas

Said Al Said of Oman, Qaboos bin Born 18 November 1940  (Salalah, Oman) Sultan of Oman since 1970, when he overthew his father. Hmmm little bit Oedipal that... By Royal Ascent Can I join the Derby Dead Pool? Whole in Won

Saint, Eva Marie Born 4 July 1924  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Actress, best known for her role in 'North by Northwest'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Death On The Rocks Get ya Popcorn Ready Good to Know…You’re Dead You're Gonna Need a Bigger Coffin Kentucky Fried Genocide Last Gasp Saloon Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky

Saint, Johnny Born 29 June 1941  (Failsworth, Lancashire, England) Retired English wrestler. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Sakamoto, Ryuichi Born 17 January 1952  (Tokyo, Japan) Founding member of the Japanese electronic music band, Yellow House Orchestra. Can I join the Derby Dead Pool?

Saldana, Zoe Born 19 June 1978  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Sultry film actress. Death Can Be Sexy

Saldivar, Yolanda Born 19 September 1960  (Jimenez, Tamaulipas, Mexico) Killer of popular Mexican singer Selena. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Salling, Mark Born 17 August 1982  (Dallas, Texas, USA) One of the stars of 'Glee'. Arrested for having child pornography in 2015. Noz4news Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series 'Last of the Summer Wine'. More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of 'Wallace & Gromit'. Cracking! Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 All Part Of The Show... Right? Big-Iain's Team  Black Penguins Of Doom Chelski Pensioners Bury My Stiffy DAI YAB'STARDS Dance On Your Grave Deader Than A Dead Thing Death Grips Await Deathlist.net Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Don't Eat The Figs Drop Dead Celebration Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Final Curtain Grobler's Stiff Ones Guild Of Master Reapers H5N1 Dead Funny Hippoposthumous I Hear Voices I'll Sleep When You're Dead Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Well, it was a decent innings… Last of the Summer Winos  Madonna's Hand of Bod Nervous Nineties NorthernFoxiles Windsor's OBE Permanent Kip Pool Ghoul Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) Situation...Dead! Soylent Dreams Stone Dead Cert The Gallifrey Regeneration Game The British (D)i(e)sles The Dead Certs The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016 The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment Healey's First Law The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com  The Grim Grampian Reapers Tick Tock To Kill A Gabor Sister Who Turned Out The Lights? Windsor The Troll Zombie Nation

Salminen, Matti Born 7 July 1945  (Turku, Finland) Finnish bass tenor. Ikea Nokia Lego

Samphan, Khieu Born 27 July 1931  (Svay Rieng, French Indochina (now Cambodia)) Cambodian communist politician, President of the State Presidium of Democratic Kampuchea from 1976 to 1979. Funeral Holmes

Sanders, Bernie Born 8 September 1941  (New York City, New York, USA) Leftist Democrat senator who took on Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination for the US presidency in 2016. The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Sanders, Doug Born 24 July 1933  (Cedartown, Georgia, USA) US golfer who famously choked when all set to win the 1970 Open Championship at the Old Course. In the Hole!

Sandon, Henry Born 10 August 1928  (London, England) 'Antiques Roadshow' regular and authority on Royal Worcester porcelain. I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Windsor's OBE

Sandrich, Jay Born 24 February 1932  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Televison director, mainly of sitcoms such as 'Soap', 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and 'The Golden Girls'. Moldy Oldies Trojan Hearse

Sang, Truong Tan Born 21 January 1949  (Duc Hoa District, Vietnam) President Vietnam from 2011-2016. Asshole Politicians

Sangster, Gladys Born in Banbury, Oxfordshire, England  (exact date unknown) One of Britain's last 'Canary Babies'. Born c. 1917. Died in 2015 so zip… Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns

Sansom, Kenny Born 26 September 1958  (London, England) Former Arsenal FC and England international left back. Dead And Dusted The Butthole Monkeys

Santer, Jaques Born 18 May 1937  (Wasserbillig, Luxembourg) Prime Minster or Luxembourg from 1984 to 1995, and President of the European Commission from 1995 to 1999. Minions Of Xuleneb

Santiago, Miriam Defensor  Born 15 June 1945  (Iloilo City, Philippines) Died 29 September 2016  (Taguig, Philippines) Age at death: 71  (read death notice) Fillipino politician. Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End!

Sarkeesian, Anita Born in Ontario, Canada  (exact date unknown) Canadian-American feminist with a capital F. Born 1983. Dykes

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Trojan Hearse

Sarosy, Zoltan Born 23 August 1906  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian chess grandmaster. From Here To Eternity The Old Ones Are The Pests Szaboss

Sarstedt, Peter Born 10 December 1941  (Delhi, India) Indian-born British singer whose most famous song was 'Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?' in 1969. #1 Hits ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Cancel My Appointments I'm Sorry For Your Trouble

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (place of birth unknown) Convicted fraudster who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... See You In Hell

Saunders, Ron Born 6 November 1932  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Former manager of Aston Villa, Birmingham City and West Bromwich Albion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Last Gasp Saloon M6 Toll(ed)

Savage, Robbie Born 18 October 1974  (Wrexham, Wales) Gobshite footballer turned gobshite TV pundit. William Hague's Special Friend

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, played Fred Elliott in 'Coronation Street'. The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Savisaar, Edgar Born 31 May 1950  (Harku Parish, Estonia) Estonian politician. The Baltics Are Laying Down

Sawyer, Connie Born 27 November 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Actress considered the oldest working in the business. Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls One Century Is Enough, Madam! Permanent Kip

Sawyer, Ray "Eye Patch" Born 1 February 1937  (Chickasaw, Alabama, USA) Eye-catching vocalist with country-pop band Dr. Hook. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in 'Fawlty Towers' and went on to appear in 'After Henry' and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. It's Grim Up North 6-Foot-Under Amanita Virosa Curse Of Fame Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath?  Down Under The Daisies Final Curtain Dead Funny Madonna's Hand of Bod Oldham Scalphunters Only Fools and Corpses On The Box/In The Box Permanent Kip Points for old Soap Slippery Soap Squid's Stiffs  Star-Way to Heaven Stiffer Steaks The Cobbles To A Coffin The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses  The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com The Walking Dead Welshman Only The Good Die Young Who Turned Out The Lights?

Scarfe, Gerald Born 1 June 1936  (London, England) Unflinching satircal cartoonist. Poisoned Pens

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party. Puke on My Grave Windsor The Troll

Scelba-Shorte, Mercedes Born 24 August 1981  (New Jersey, USA) Fashion model who competed in 'America's Next Top Model'. Reality Bites, But Death Swallows

Schäfer, Hans Born 19 October 1927  (Köln-Zollstock, Germany) Former West German international footballer. One of the heroes of the country's unexpected World Cup triumph in 1954. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Schallert, William  Born 6 July 1922  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 8 May 2016  (Pacific Palisades, California, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Actor with 150 film credits to his name, but somehow manages to have avoided hitting the big time. Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Schapp, Luise Born 11 April 1912  (Bunde, Lower Saxony, Germany) Veteran German politician. Died in April 2016 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Schappell, George Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With Lori, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Freaks And Geeks Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Schappell, Lori Born 18 September 1961  (Reading, Pennsylvania, USA) With George, one of a pair of cojoined twins. Freaks And Geeks Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Scharf, Shlomo Born 1 January 1943  (Biysk, Altai Krai, USSR) Former Israel football team coach. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Scheel, Walter  Born 8 July 1919  (Solingen, Germany) Died 24 August 2016  (Bad Krozingen, Germany) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Federal President of West Germany, 1974-79. Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich! Hell To The Chief In Deutschland Endgültigen Untergang! Pool Ghoul Inquilinekea/Simfish The Politicorpses

Scheipers, Hermann Born 24 July 1913  (Ochtrup, Germany) Former Roman Catholic priest and survivor of the Dachau concentration camp. Died in June 2016 but no obit. In Deutschland Endgültigen Untergang!

Schelling, Thomas  Born 14 April 1921  (Oakland, California, USA) Died 13 December 2016  (Bethesda, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Economist & Professor - a key name in US Security policies & global warming pressure groups over the years. Fireball Nobel Laureates

Scherzinger, Nicole Born 29 June 1978  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Former singer with girl band The Pussycat Dolls. Death Can Be Sexy

Schlafly, Phyllis  Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Died 5 September 2016  (Ladue, Missouri, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Dykes

Schmidt, Joe Born 12 September 1965  (Woodville, New Zealand) Rugby Union coach with the Irish national team. Obituaries 'R' Us Zodiac's Wishlist

Schmitt, Harrison Born 3 June 1935  (Santa Rita, New Mexico, USA) Former Astronaut, the last to set foot on the moon. Later a US senator for New Mexico. The Politicorpses

Schröder, Gerhard Born 7 April 1944  (Mossenburg, Germany) SPD Chancellor of Germany from 1998-2005. In Deutschland Endgültigen Untergang!

Schumacher, Don Date and place of birth unknown Drag racing team owner. C. A. Daver

Schumacher, Joel Born 29 August 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) Direcotr of Brat Pack films 'St. Elmo's Fire' and 'The Lost Boys' as well as two decidedly camp Batman films in the 1990s. LGBTD

Schumacher, Michael Born 3 January 1969  (Hürth-Hermülheim, Cologne, Germany) Racing driver who has won the Formula 1 world championship enough times to drain the EU champagne lake dry. Suffered serious head injuries after a skiing accident late in 2013. 1 Dead In Ohio It's Grim Up North 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Gag Slow And Die GMC Ghost Town  Hangman's XX I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Joni Mitchell Never Dies Last Train To Palookaville Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers Seasideessexxile Song To The Siren Team Cat AIDS The Buckley Mystic You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Schuster, Rudolf Born 4 January 1934  (Kosice, Slovakia) Former President of Slovakia, in charge between 1999 & 2004. Zodiac's Wishlist

Scorsese, Martin Born 17 November 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) Award winning Italian-American movie director. Who Nose When They Will Die?

Scot, Jock  Born 21 September 1952  (Leith, Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 13 April 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 63  (read death notice) Terminally-ill punk poet who decided to take the palliative care route. Can I join the Derby Dead Pool? People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Plowing The Deep Golden Slumbers Whole in Won

Scullion, Leo Born 10 April 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Snooker referee, now suffering from cancer. Girlfriend In A Coma Finding Chemo With Rocket Man Only Fools and Corpses Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Sedgman, Frank Born 29 October 1927  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian tennis player, winner of 5 grand slam titles. Tri Not To Survive 2016

Seeler, Uwe Born 5 November 1936  (Hamburg, Germany) Diminutive striker for Hamburger SV and West Germany. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Seghizzi, Cecillia Born 5 September 1908  (Gorizia, Italy) Italian composer, painter and teacher. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Segovia, Manuel Born in Ayapa, Mexico  (exact date unknown) One of the last known speakers of the ancient Mexican language of Ayapaneco. Born 1939. Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Segura, Pancho Born 20 June 1921  (Guayaquil, Ecuador) Ecuadorian professional tennis player in the days before the Open era. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Seixas, Vic Born 30 August 1923  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Retired US tennis player. Wimbledon singles champion in 1953. Pity da Foolz

Self, Will Born 26 September 1961  (London, England) Intellectual novelist and journalist. Famously caught taking smack whilst following John Major during the 1997 General Election campaign. Angela of Death

Sellars, Bill Born 5 June 1925  (Brighton, England) British TV director and producer. The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Selleck, Tom Born 29 January 1945  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Impressively 'tached star of 'Magnum PI', amongst many other films & TV shows. Stairway Tom Heaven They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Serbedžija, Rade Born 27 July 1946  (Bunic, Croatia) Serbo-Croat actor, often employed in Hollywood as a suitably eastern european heavy. I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes

Serrano, Julieta Born 2 January 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Spanish theatre and cinema actress. Obscura Camera

Seselj, Vojislav Born 11 October 1954  (Sarajevo, Bosnia) Serbian politician, currently on trial at the Hague for war crimes. Went on hunger strike in 2006, but as he was a lardarse beforehand, this only resulted in him looking trimmer, rather than gaunt. Can I join the Derby Dead Pool? Predictor's Predictions House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Setouchi, Jakucho Born 15 May 1922  (Tokushima, Japan) Buddist nun and writer. You Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

Severinsen, Carl Hilding "Doc" Born 7 July 1927  (Arlington, Oregon, USA) American jazz & pop trumpeter. Not Killed in Action

Sewell, Elyse Born 10 June 1982  (Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA) US Fashion model. Reality Bites, But Death Swallows

Shaeri, Khalid bin Mohsin Date and place of birth unknown Morbidly obese Saudi man who was airlifted out of his own home in 2013. Born c. 1993. Dead And Dusted

Shaffer, Peter  Born 15 May 1926  (Liverpool, England) Died 6 June 2016  (Cork, Rep of Ireland) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Playwright who won a best adapted screenplay Oscar for his adaptation of his own play 'Amadeus'. Knighted in 2001, he also wrote the play 'Equus' where Daniel Ratcliffe got his kit off. Oh and there were some horses... Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Shagari, Shehu Born 25 February 1925  (Shagari, Sokoto State, Nigeria) President of Nigeria from 1979-1983. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Shaheen, Nusrit Date and place of birth unknown British woman who suffers from Harlequin-type ichthyosis. Born c. 1984. Freaks And Geeks

Shalit, Gene Born 25 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Colourful film and book critic for NBC's 'The Today Show' since 1973. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN The Empire State Strikes Back

Shandling, Garry  Born 29 November 1949  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 24 March 2016  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Influential comedian and actor, star of 'It's Garry Shandling's Show' and 'The Larry Sanders Show'. Spongebob's Pet Snail

Shannon, Johnny Born 29 July 1932  (London, England) Cockney actor, best known as the gangster Harry Flowers in the countercultural classic 'Performance' in 1970. The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Shapley, Lloyd  Born 2 June 1923  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Died 12 March 2016  (Arizona, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Mathematician whom many credit for the development of Game Theory. I wonder how he'd work out the odds of winning the Derby Dead Pool? Nobel Laureates

Sharpton, Rev Al Born 3 October 1954  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Evangelist and civil rights activist, and candidate for the 2004 Democratic US presidential election. 1 Dead In Ohio 2 Sick Not 2 Quit See You In Hell

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. Abracadaver Mr & Mrs Drummerboy On The Box/In The Box BatLord of the WhoTrekLock  Tarkinator

Shaw, Michael Born 9 October 1920  (place of birth unknown) Former Conservative MP for Scarborough. No More Expenses The Honourable Member for DDP North

Shearer, Harry Born 23 December 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known as Spinal Tap bass player Derek Smalls in 'This is Spinal Tap' and as Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns in 'The Simpsons'. I Hear Voices

Sheehan, Neil Born 27 October 1936  (Holyoke, Massachusetts, USA) Pulitzer Prrize-winning journalist. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. 6-Foot-Under Aardvark's Bupa Listing My Killah Eyebrow Amanda's Fire Dept. Drop Deadline Gazza's A Gonna Good to Know…You’re Dead Hangman's XX Hippoposthumous Hunting Halos Kill 'Em All Lastorders Last Train To Palookaville Laughter Kills The Honey Trap Slaughter = S + laughter Star-Way to Heaven Just Fade Away Already Toasted Brown Bread

Sheen, Gillian Born 21 August 1928  (London, England) British Olympic fencer. 20 Names 20 Sports

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Irish/Hispanic/American actor whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Sheindlin, Judith Born 21 October 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) AKA 'Judge Judy', star of the long-running daytime TV series, dispensing judgement on a host of issues. Francis of Arse-Easy

Shekau, Abubakar Born in Niger  (exact date unknown) Leader of the Nigerian militant group Boko Haram. Born 1969. Mr. Yuck See You In Hell

Sheldon, Robert Born 13 September 1923  (London, England) Former MP for Ashton under Lyne for nearly 40 years. No More Expenses The Honourable Member for DDP North

Shelton, Rebekah Date and place of birth unknown Formerly 'Big Brother' contestant Rodrigo Lopes, now changed to a woman, which seems to be the fashionable thing to do these days… Unpersons

Shepherd, Richard Born 6 December 1942  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Conservative MP for Aldridge-Brownhills since 1979. M6 Toll(ed)

Shepp, Archie Born 24 May 1937  (Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA) US jazz saxophonist. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Sheridan, Liz Born 10 April 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress and former fiancée of the legendary James Dean. The Empire State Strikes Back

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Came up up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', and the songs in any number of Disney's 'Winnie the Pooh' travesties. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Sherman, Russell Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American classical pianist. Born 1930. Dead and Dusted 3

Sherwood, Madeleine  Born 13 November 1922  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Died 23 April 2016  (Lac Cornu, Quebec, Canada) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Canadian actress. Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Shiller, Robert J Born 29 March 1946  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) US Nobel laureate economist. Grim Sleeper

Shinawatra, Yingluck Born 21 June 1967  (San Kamphaeng, Thailand) Prime Minister of Thailand since 2011. Asshole Politicians

Shivers, Brian Date and place of birth unknown Man accused of the murder of two soldiers at Massereene barracks in 2009. Born 1965. The "B" Team

Shore, Mitzi Born 25 July 1925  (Marinette, Wisconsin, USA) Co-founder of the Comedy Store in 1972 which helped launch the careers of the likes of Robin Williams, Chevy Chase and Jim Carrey. Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad Heads In A Bag She's A Goner

Shreve, Larry Born 11 January 1941  (Windsor, Ontario, Canada) Former WWE wrestler known as "Abdullah the Butcher". One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Shu-chen, Wu Born 11 July 1953  (Madou, Tainan, Taiwan) Wife of the Taiwanese President, who despite being wheelchair-bound after a tractor ran her over, not once, but twice(!), has hit the headlines for her role in insider trading & now faces embezzlement & perjury charges. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Shui-Bian, Chen Born 12 October 1950  (Guantian, Taiwan) President of the Republic of China (AKA Taiwan) from 2000-2008. Funeral Holmes

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Grim Sleeper Not Killed in Action "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." The Empire State Strikes Back

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. Hell To The Chief

Siew, Vincent Born 3 January 1939  (Chiayi City, Taiwan) Vice President of the Republic of China. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Siffre, Labi Born 25 June 1945  (London, England) Singer-songwriter whose song 'It must Be Love' was a hit for Madness in 1981, having had a hit with it himself 10 years earlier. LGBTD

Silla, Felix Born 11 January 1937  (Rome, Italy) Actor - played Cousin Itt in 'The Addams Family'. From Here To Eternity Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Silva, Giant Born 21 July 1963  (São Paulo, Brazil) Brazilian basketball player-turned wrestler. Freaks And Geeks

Silva, Henry Born 15 September 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor who has appeared in numerous American and European films, such as 'The Manchurian Candidate' and the original 'Ocean's 11', as well as futuristic TV series 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Last Gasp Saloon

Silveria, David Born 21 September 1972  (San Leandro, California, USA) Drummer with rock band Korn from 1993-2006. Amanda's Fire Dept.

Sim, Sheila  Born 5 June 1922  (Liverpool, England) Died 19 January 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Actress, wife of Sir Richard Attenborough. Deadies 3 Don't Eat The Figs Jumptheshark 7.0 Pool Ghoul Simply Dead The British (D)i(e)sles

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. From Here To Eternity Wot The Deuce

Simon, Abbey Born 8 January 1922  (New York City, New York, USA) American classical pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Don't Eat The Figs Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Simon, Paul Born 13 October 1941  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) Successful singer-songwriter who first found fame in the 1960s with singing partner Art Garfunkel before continuing with a solo career of similar distinction. Sid And Marty Coffin

Simonot, Renée Born 10 September 1911  (Le Havre, France) French actress. Get ya Popcorn Ready

Simonsson, Agne Born 19 October 1935  (Gothenburg, Sweden) Swedish football international. Played and scored in the 1958 World Cup final, in the Swedes 5-2 defeat to Brazil. Predictor's Predictions

Simpson, Alan Born 27 November 1929  (London, England) One half of arguably Britain's greatest comedy writing team with his partner Ray Galton. Created 'Hancock's Half Hour' and 'Steptoe and Son'. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Simpson, Dudley Born 4 October 1922  (Melbourne, Australia) Prolific composer on TV shows such as 'Doctor Who' and 'Blake's 7'. The Gallifrey Regeneration Game Time's-Up Team

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a "spot of bother" with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! Heads In A Bag  Hit Me With Your Best Shot Not At All Well Perps & Perverts

Sims, Sylvia Born 6 January 1934  (Woolwich, London, England) Veteran actress, whose spectacular loss of her good looks worked well in her favour in later years. Big-Iain's Team Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

Sinclair, Angus Born in Glasgow, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish serial killer. Sentenced in 2014 to life in prison for the World's End Murders in 1977. Grendel's Graveyard

Sinclair, Clive Born 30 July 1940  (Richmond, London, England) Businessman & entrepreneur, the man behind the ZX81 & Spectrum computers and much more infamously, the C5 electronic bike/buggy/car, which, quite frankly, was an unmitigated disaster. Trojan Hearse

Siner, Guy Born 16 October 1947  (New York City, New York, USA) American-born British actor. Best known as the camp Lieutenant Gruber in ''Allo 'Allo!'. Little known fact: he's the cousin of the DDP's second ever hit, Simon Cadell! One Scythe Fits All

Singh, Fauja Born 1 April 1911  (Beas Pind, India) Possibily the oldest man ever to compete in a marathon. Retired from competitive running in 2013 at the age of 102! Dead Loss Old As Dirt Yolo

Singleton, Valerie Born 9 April 1937  (Hitchin, Hertfordshire, England) TV presenter, best known as part of the immortal 1960s line up on 'Blue Peter' with John Noakes and Peter Purves. Also presented 'The Money Programme'. Get Knotted Lord Gravedigger

Sinise, Gary Born 17 March 1955  (Blue Island, Illinois, USA) Intense-looking US film actor. Spongebob's Pet Snail

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. The Forest Lawn Jockeys Gris Gris Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Sirikit, Queen Born 12 August 1932  (Bangkok, Thailand) Queen consort of Thailand. By Royal Appointment Feng Shui Pig Leading Into The Grave The Worm Your Honour

Sirleaf, Ellen Johnson Born 29 October 1938  (Monrovia, Liberia) President of Liberia. Nobel Loserettes

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. Stairway Tom Heaven

Skerritt, Tom Born 25 August 1933  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Actor whom many might recognise as Captain Dallas in the original 'Alien' film from 1979. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Skinner, Dennis Born 11 February 1932  (Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England) Labour MP, the self-styled "Beast of Bolsover". Firebrand maverick of Parliament, one of the few MPs to actually speak his mind, no matter how much trouble it gets him in. Kill 'Em All Puke on My Grave

Skinner, Zena Date and place of birth unknown One of the early TV chefs. Chemo Sabee

Skou, Jens C. Born 8 October 1918  (Lemvig, Denmark) Danish chemist and co-winnrer of the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1997. Ikea Nokia Lego Nobel Laureates Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Sleen, Marc Born 30 December 1922  (Gentbrugge, Belgium) Belgian cartoonist. Died in November 2016 but no obit. Zodiac's Wishlist

Slenczynska, Ruth Born 15 January 1925  (Sacramento, California, USA) American pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Slick, Grace Born 30 October 1939  (Evanston, Chicago, Illinois, USA) Singer, of Jefferson Airplane, Starship and alcoholism fame. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Slocombe, Douglas  Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Died 22 February 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Cinematographer, particularly well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Gray Panthers I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Manuel's Stiffs Old As Dirt Song To The Siren The Worm Your Honour Valar Morghulis Yolo

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in 'Love Thy Neighbour' in the 1970s. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Boddies... Manchester's Finest Comedy Cremations Situation...Dead! We're All Gonna Die!

Smiley, Norman Born 28 February 1965  (Northampton, England) British professional wrestler. Northampton Town I'm proud to be

Smith, Andrew  Born 8 September 1990  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Died 12 January 2016  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) Age at death: 25  (read death notice) College basketball player. Cancel My Appointments Dead As A Doornail Pan Breed Heading Nowhere

Smith, Delia Born 18 June 1941  (Woking, Surrey, England) Cook and Norwich City chairwoman, partial to a bit of a drink & half-time...er..."motivating" at football matches. AlsAlasAlackAdieu

Smith, Dennis Born 2 August 1969  (Reading, Berkshire, England) PDC-affiliated professional darts player. IMGONESOLONG

Smith, Harry Leslie Born 25 February 1923  (Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England) British writer and political commentator. Served in the Royal Air Force during World War II. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Smith, Huey "Piano" Born 26 January 1934  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Influential rock and roll piano player best known for 'Don't You Just Know it'. Die You On The Bayou

Smith, Huston Born 31 May 1919  (Suzhou, China) Religious scholar. Born in China to methodist missionaries. Died late in December 2016 but no obit emerged in time… Cancel My Appointments Still Life

Smith, Ian Born 19 June 1938  (Melbourne, Australia) Harold Bishop of Neighbours fame. Decomposing Blubber

Smith, Keely Born 9 March 1932  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Jazz singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Smith, Liz  Born 11 December 1921  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) Died 24 December 2016  (Worthing, East Sussex, England) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix Coffin Fit Dead Spotters Deathlist.net Drop Dead Celebration Dead Funny Jellydead Madonna's Hand of Bod Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mourning Glory Grief Hijackers Windsor's OBE Sir Candy's All Stars Squid's Stiffs Stiffer Steaks The Butthole Monkeys Exit Stage Left  The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com Windsor The Troll

Smith, M.J.K. Born 30 June 1933  (Leicester, England) Former international batsman. Captain of England from 1963-66. A Good Captain's Innings

Smith, Madeline Born 2 August 1949  (Hartfield, Sussex, England) Buxom actress of Hammer films and comedies. Old People Smell Of Piss

Smith, Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in 'Death On The Nile' and 'A Room With A View', and more recently in 'Downton Abbey'. I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Eastbourne Exits

Smith, Mary Elizabeth "Liz" Born 2 February 1923  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) US gossip columnist. Sir Candy's All Stars

Smith, Putter Born 19 January 1941  (California, USA) Jazz bassist and former actor. Played homosexual hitman Mr. Kidd in the 1971 Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Smith, Robert Lee Born 18 March 1936  (place of birth unknown) Former singer with soul vocal group The Tams. #1 Hits

Smith, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Comic book artist who created Judge Dredd for 2000AD. Born 1924. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Smith, Sam Born 19 May 1992  (London, England) British singer-songwriter, rose to stardom, being featured on 'Latch' by Disclosure. Later had his own hits, including 'Stay With Me' and 'I'm Not The Only One'. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Smith, Terri Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's fattest woman, weighing in at 50 stone. Born 1961. Freaks And Geeks Jellydead

Smith, Tommie Born 6 June 1944  (Clarksville, Texas, USA) Olympic 200m champion in 1968 who infamously made a "Black Power" salute during the medal ceremony and was dismissed from the US team. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer, nicknamed "The Anfield Iron". Gazza's A Gonna The Final Whistle

Smith, Walter Born 24 February 1948  (Larnark, Scotland) Former manager of Everton FC and Rangers FC. William Hague's Special Friend

Smith, Wilbur Born 9 January 1933  (Kabwe, Zambia) Very successful author, whose works have a strong African theme. Dead And Dusted

Smucker, Richard K Date and place of birth unknown CEO of food company J. M. Smucker from 2011-2016. Born 1948. Drive-Thru Shooting

Snell, Peter Born 17 December 1938  (Opunake, New Zealand) Legendary New Zealand Olympci athlete. Won both the 800m and 1500m at the Tokyo Olympics in 1964. Tri Not To Survive 2016

Snowden, Edward Born 21 June 1983  (Elizabeth City, North Carolina, USA) Former computer speicialist with the CIA and National Security Agency who leaked details of an extensive network of electronic mail and internet snooping by authorities in 2013. Now resident in Russia. 1 Dead In Ohio 5 Feet And 1 To Go Say Hi To Uncle George

Snuka, Jimmy Born 18 May 1943  (Fiji Islands) Professional wrestler. There's A Shiva In The Park

Snyder, Gary Born 8 May 1930  (San Francisco, California, USA) Poet. Won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry for 'Turtle Island' in 1975. Deadies 3

Soames, Nicholas Born 12 February 1948  (Croydon, England) British Member of Parliament for Crawley from 1983 to 1997. Grandson of Winston Churchill. Extra Wide Coffin One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Soares, Mario Born 7 December 1924  (Lisbon, Portugal) Former President & Prime Minister of Portugal. One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Sobers, Garfield Born 28 July 1936  (Bridgetown, Barbados) Legendary West Indian cricketer, who, amongst other things, was the first batsman to hit six sixes off an over, back in 1968. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death A Good Captain's Innings

Sofia of Spain, Queen Born 2 November 1938  (Psychiko, Athens, Greece) Greece-born Queen consort of Spain and wife of King Juan Carlos. By Royal Ascent

SoKo, (musician) Born 26 October 1935  (Bordeaux, France) French indie-pop singer-songwriter, born Stéphanie Sokolinski. Half A Century Aint A Given

Sokolov, Grigory Born 18 April 1950  (St Petersburg, Russia) Russian concert pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Soles, Paul Born 11 August 1930  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian actor, original voice of Spider-Man. I Hear Voices

Solow, Robert Born 23 August 1924  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Nobel Prize-winning economist. Nobel Laureates

Somerset, David Born 23 February 1928  (place of birth unknown) 11th Duke of Beaufort, descended from the House of Plantagenet, the nob. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room

Sondheim, Stephen Born 22 March 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Award-winning and hugely successful composer and lyricist. Cashier Number 86 Please! LGBTD

Soo Soo, Papillon Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Model and actress infamous for her "love you long time" cameo in Stanley Kubrick's 'Full Metal Jacket'. Born 1960. Obscura Camera

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. Cashier Number 86 Please! Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England Kennedy Driving School

Soulages, Pierre Born 24 December 1919  (Rodez, France) French painter, engraver & sculptor. All Death Is Consolation

Soyinka, Wole Born 13 July 1934  (Abeokuta, Nigeria) Nigerian author, the first African to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, in 1986. Predictor's Predictions

Spanos, Alex Born 28 September 1923  (Stockton, California, USA) Billionaire real estate developer and owner of the American Football team San Diego Chargers Worm Farmer

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. It's Grim Up North Death By Hemeloids Tarkinator You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Boddies... Manchester's Finest They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique in the 1960s and produced the Beatles and the Ramones amongst others. Jailed for murder in 2009. From Here To Eternity Not At All Well Perps & Perverts Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Snort The Ashes Til I Die

Spector, Ronnie Born 10 August 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Lead singer of The Ronnettes. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead

Spencer, Bud  Born 31 October 1929  (Naples, Italy) Died 27 June 2016  (Rome, Italy) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Italian born actor and former swimmer. One Too Many Pieces of Cake Oscar The Beast

Spencer, June Born in Nottingham, England  (exact date unknown) Actress who has played Peggy Archer in 'The Archer's' BBC radio series since it's very beginning in 1951. Funeral Holmes Points for old Soap Slippery Soap

Spinks, Leon Born 11 July 1953  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Boxer who shocked Muhammad Ali in 1978 to become the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. Lost the title to Ali 7 months later. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

Spinney, Caroll Born 26 December 1933  (Waltham, Massachusetts, USA) Puppeteer, best known as the characters Big Bird and Oscar in 'Sesame Street'. I Hear Voices

Spinrad, Norman Born 15 September 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) American science fiction writer. Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead

Spiridonov, Valery Date and place of birth unknown Russian man set to be the first get a head transplant. Somehow I get the feeling that it's going to go well. Born 1984. Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns

St. John, Ian Born 7 June 1938  (Motherwell, Scotland) Scottish footballer. Played for Scotland from 1959 to 1965, and later became a manager and pundit. Ach, you kill me, Greavsie! Crossing The Styx Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dead Wait Died In The Wool Buckets O Blood I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sudden Death Heading Nowhere The Deadest of the Dead This Mortal Coil

St. John, Jill Born 19 August 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, remembered for her role as Tiffany Case in the Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, DC, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Deadly J Deadies 3 Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad Drop Dead Celebration Last Gasp Saloon Mourning Glory Ryan's Rest Home The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Unpersons

Stamos, John Born 19 August 1963  (Cypress, California, USA) Actor and musician ('Full House, 'ER'). Til I Die

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies

Standing, John Born 16 August 1934  (London, England) Actor and 4th Baronet. 16 Is The Number

Stanton, Harry Dean Born 14 July 1926  (West Irvine, Kentucky, USA) Versatile character actor who has appeared in films such as 'The Green Mile', 'Repo Man' and 'Paris, Texas.' He also sings and plays guitar in his own band. Big-Iain's Team Dead Is Dead Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky

Stapp, Scott Born 8 August 1973  (Orlando, Florida, USA) Lead singer of rock group The Creed who has had a number of drink & drug related "mishaps". Amanda's Fire Dept.

Starr, Bart Born 9 January 1934  (Montgomery, Alabama, USA) Former Green Bay Packers quarterback. Shovelful Of Dirt Tentoesup  The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016 Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) Singer, "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. It's Grim Up North Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 My Killah Eyebrow All That Glitters Is Not Mould Dead Funny Researched To Death I'll Sleep When You're Dead Manuel's Stiffs NorthernFoxiles The Butthole Monkeys You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper Zodiac's Wishlist

Starr, Kay  Born 21 July 1922  (Dougherty, Oklahoma, USA) Died 3 November 2016  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) US jazz singer from the 1950s. 20 Crooners Croakin' Antique Femme Fatales GOODBYLADIES Sing Your Last Song For Me

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Who Nose When They Will Die?

Steadman, Ralph Born 15 May 1936  (Wallasey, Merseyside, England) Cartoonist best known for his work with the late author Hunter S. Thompson. Poisoned Pens

Steel, David Born 31 March 1938  (Kirkcaldy, Fife, Scotland) The "boy" David became leader of the Liberal Party in 1976 at the age of just 38. Formed a doomed alliance with the SDP (ask your father) in 1981 and was briefly leader of the merged Liberal Democrats before making way for Paddy Ashdown. Dead Commons

Steele, Barbara Born 29 December 1937  (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England) Actress specialising in horror films. From Here To Eternity

Steele, George Born 16 April 1937  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Wrestler, known as "The Animal". One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Steele, Tommy Born 17 December 1936  (Bermondsey, London, England) British entertainer, born Thomas Hicks. He enjoyed massive success with a singing career in the 1950s, before moving into acting in the 1960s. Sing Your Last Song For Me  Tick Tock

Steinberger, Jack Born 25 May 1921  (Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Germany) German-American Nobel prize-winning phycisist. Nobel Laureates

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Death By Hemeloids Kennedy Driving School

Steininger, Rolf Born 2 August 1942  (Plettenberg, Germany) German historian. In Deutschland Endgültigen Untergang!

Stephensen, Stephen Date and place of birth unknown Governor of Svalbard (Norwegian archipelago) from 1967-70. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Sterling, Donald Born 26 April 1934  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Owner of the Los Angeles Clippers NBA team from 1981 to 2014 Heads In A Bag

Sternberg, Sigmund  Born 2 June 1921  (Budapest, Hungary) Died 18 October 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Philanthropist & businessman, aims for ecumenical togetherness in religion. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Sterne, Gordon Born 16 January 1923  (place of birth unknown) British actor ('An American Werewolf in London'). The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Sternhagen, Frances Born 13 January 1930  (Washington DC, USA) Actress, a long time stalwart of Broadway & other theatres. Lullabye-bye of Broadway Zodiac's Wishlist

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. Old People Party Of 20

Stevens, Kirk Born 17 August 1958  (Ontario, Canada) Snooker player, whose career never recovered after he admitted he took cocaine. Puke on My Grave

Stevens, Stella Born 1 October 1938  (Yazoo City, Mississippi, USA) Former Playboy model, turned actress & film producer. Dead Is Dead Grim McGraw

Stewart, Ed  Born 23 April 1941  (Exmouth, Devon, England) Died 9 January 2016  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Known as "Stewpot" to millions of children as one of the hosts of 'Crackerjack!' Former DJ as well. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Unusual Suspects

Stewart, Ian Born 24 September 1945  (England) Mathematician and Sci-fi author. Next slide, please

Stewart, Lynne Born 8 October 1939  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Lawyer who was jailed in 2005 for providing material support for suspected terrorists. Released on compassionate grounds in 2013. And My Name Is Larry! Beyond A Little Peaky Compost Corner Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crazycarl Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing Finbarr Returns From The Dead Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! New Years And Drinks All Night! The Misers Extra Wide Coffin P@F Deathlist Seasideessexxile Shovelful Of Dirt Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm Still Life The Wanky Yankee To Kill A Gabor Sister

Stewart, Micky Born 16 September 1932  (Herne Hill, England) Retired cricketer. Captain of Surrey CCC from 1963-72. A Good Captain's Innings

Stewart, Patrick Born 13 July 1940  (Mirfield, Yorkshire, England) Distinguished actor, famed for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' and Professor X in the 'X-Men' film series. BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

Stewart, Peggy Born 5 June 1923  (West Palm Beach, Florida, USA) Actress whose film career started way back in 1937 and is still going strong. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star. Best-known hits include 'Maggie May', 'You Wear It Well' and the mildly sickening 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. Far superior, though, is the classic 'Stay With Me', which he co-wrote and recorded while a member of the Faces. Puke on My Grave

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show 'Fifteen to One'. Trojan Hearse

Stigwood, Robert  Born 16 April 1934  (Port Pirie, South Australia, Australia) Died 4 January 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) Australian music mogul, manager of Cream and the Bee Gees and producer of the hit films, 'Grease' and 'Saturday Night Fever' Two Coins & A Punt

Stiles, Nobby Born 18 May 1942  (Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, England) Tenacious midfielder for England and Manchester United, part of the legendary 1966 World Cup winning side. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death Boddies... Manchester's Finest Crossing The Styx Curse Of Fame DeathIsAllAround's Sports Superstars Dead Wait Francis of Arse-Easy Pan Breed People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Soylent Dreams There Or Thereabouts This Mortal Coil Time's-Up Team

Stiller, Jerry Born 8 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedian & actor, father of Ben & perhaps best known for his role in 'Seinfeld'. Deadly J Dead Wait One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest The Empire State Strikes Back Tick Tock

Stobbs, Alex Born 30 January 1990  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Musician with cystic fibrosis who became the subject of a Channel 4 documentary 'A Boy called Alex' in 2008. Hunting Halos Open The Pearly Gates Chemo Sabee

Stockton, John Born 26 March 1962  (Spokane, Washington, USA) NBA Basketball player. Played for the Utah Jazz from 1984 to 2003. Death Hooop Still The Same

Stoller, Mike Born 13 March 1933  (Long Island, New York, USA) Songwriter of many a hit single with the late Jerry Lieber. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Taking the Michael

Stolpe, Manfred Born 13 May 1936  (Szczecin, Poland) German Politician, Ministerpresident of Bradenburg from 1990 to 2002. 16 Is The Number Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Stone, Sly Born 15 March 1943  (Denton, Texas, USA) American musician - the main vocalist for soul/funk group Sly & The Family Stone. See You In Heaven

Storaro, Vittorio Born 24 June 1940  (Rome, Italy) Italian cinematographer, known for his work with film directors Bernardo Bertolucci and Francis Ford Coppola. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Storch, Larry Born 8 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Experienced character actor in numerous films over the years. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque performer. From Here To Eternity She's A Goner

Storrar, Jackie Born in Edinburgh, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish country singer, now battling cancer. Born c. 1966. Died in September 2016 but no obit. The Love Boat Seasideessexxile

Stottlemyre Sr, Mel Born 13 November 1941  (Hazelton, Missouri, USA) Some old baseball player and father of another baseball player of the same name, apparently. Very unlikely to get a UK obit. Worm Farmer

Stöve, Betty Born 24 June 1945  (Rotterdam, Netherlands) Tennis player, lost Wimbledon's Singles Final in 1977 to Virginia Wade but made up for it by winning 10 Grand Slam titles in Doubles Finals. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. Freddie The Cat

Strauli, Christopher Born 13 April 1946  (Harpenden, Hertfordshire, England) TV actor. Norman Binns in hospital sitcom 'Only When I Laugh'. Situation...Dead!

Street, Adrian Born 5 December 1940  (Brynmawr, Wales) Flamboyant Welsh professional wrestler. Maysles Brothers Memorial Death Squad

Streisand, Barbra Born 24 April 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actress, screenwriter, producer, director, singer and gay icon. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Who Nose When They Will Die?

Strickland, Craig Born 2 June 1986  (Alma, Arkansas, USA) Singer with country band Backroad Anthem who went missing late in 2015 while duck hunting in Oklahoma, USA. Found dead on January 4th 2016 but his headstone says he died on 27th December 2015, so points. Crazycarl  Wall Street Massacre

Stroud, Don Born 1 September 1943  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Actor and surfer. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Struycken, Carel Born 30 July 1948  (The Hague, Netherlands) Character actor, and as he stands at 7 foot tall, is rather typecast in tall-person roles! Best known as Lurch in the Addams Family films. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Stubblefield, Clyde Born 18 April 1943  (Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA) Drummer with James Brown's band whose drum pattern on 'Funky Drummer' is one of the most sampled pieces of music of all time. Song To The Siren

Stubbs, Una Born 1 May 1937  (Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire, England) Actress best known as Rita in 'Til Death Us Do Part' and recently as Mrs Hudson in 'Sherlock' and as the subject of one of the most infamous urban legends there is… BatLord of the WhoTrekLock The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Suárez Miramontes, Luis Born 2 May 1935  (A Coruña, Galicia, Spain) Former Barcelona, Internazionale and Spain international footballer. European footballer of the year in 1960. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Suba, Mihai Born 1 June 1947  (Bucharest, Romania) Romanian chess grandmaster. Awarded the International Master title in 1975 and the International Grandmaster title in 1978 by FIDE. It's Grim Up North

Subba Row, Raman Born 29 January 1932  (London, England) Left-handed international test cricketer for England. A Good Captain's Innings

Suchet, David Born 2 May 1946  (London, England) Actor brother of newscaster John Suchet. Star of 'Poirot' in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Sulston, John Born 27 March 1942  (Cambridge, England) Nobel Prize-winning biologist. Next slide, please

Summitt, Pat  Born 14 June 1952  (Clarksville, Tennessee, USA) Died 28 June 2016  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 64  (read death notice) The most successful women's basketball coach ever. Led the Tennessee Lady Vols to 8 NCAA championships. There's A Shiva In The Park

Surtees, John Born 11 February 1934  (Tatsfield, Surrey, England) Racing driver and biker, the only man to ever win World Championships on both two and four wheels. Still involved in motorsport. DeathIsAllAround's Sports Superstars

Suschitzky, Wolfgang  Born 29 August 1912  (Vienna, Austria) Died 7 October 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 104  (read death notice) Cinematographer best known for his work on the cult 1971 film 'Get Carter'. Gray Panthers Old People Smell Of Piss

Sutcliffe, Irene Born 12 July 1930  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Maggie Clegg of 'Coronation Street' fame. Dead Space 5000 The Cobbles To A Coffin

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. Dead Wait Don't Eat The Figs Francis of Arse-Easy Predictor's Predictions George Lass and the Gravelings Grendel's Graveyard Old People Smell Of Piss Perps & Perverts Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Grim Grampian Reapers

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of '24' actor, Keifer. The Honey Trap

Sutton, Dudley Born 6 April 1933  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Long-time actor on British TV & films, best known as "Tinker" in 'Lovejoy'. Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased)

Suzuki, Seijun Born 24 May 1923  (Nihonbashi, Tokyo, Japan) Japanese film and TV director and actor. Heading Nowhere

Sw1nd3ll5, S@r@h Date and place of birth unknown Woman whose continual use of tanning salons has led to inoperable skin cancer. Born 1972. Died in November 2016 but no obit. Shameless

Swaggart, Rev. Jimmy Born 15 March 1935  (Ferriday, Louisiana, USA) Former televangelist whose career & fame came to an abrupt end when he was involved in a string of prostitution & sex scandals. Let Us Embalm You

Swamiji, Shivakumara Born 1 April 1907  (Veerapura, Magadi Taluk Karnataka, India) Indian educationalist. Old As Dirt

Swan, Peter Born 6 October 1936  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire, England) Former footballer with Sheffield Wednesday who's career was destroyed by a betting scandal in 1964. Who?

Swarbrick, Dave  Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Died 3 June 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 75  (read death notice) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. Correctly reported dead in 2016. Died In The Wool H5N1 The Anfield Iron

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Sweeney, Jim Born 7 May 1955  (Bournemouth, Dorset, England) Comedian and actor, known for his double act with Steve Steen and as part of the improvisation team The Comedy Store Players. Now suffers from multiple sclerosis. Stone Dead Cert

Sweetland, Sally Born 23 September 1911  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American soprano. 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Swift, Clive Born 9 February 1936  (Liverpool, England) Character actor best known as the brow-beaten husband of Hyacinth Bucket in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. Final Curtain The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Swift, David  Born 3 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Died 8 April 2016  (England) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Actor, brother of Clive Swift and known for his role as the acerbic news anchor Henry Davenport in 'Drop the Dead Donkey'. Final Curtain

Swinnerton-Dyer, Peter Born 2 August 1927  (Ponteland, Northumberland, England) British mathematician. Old Farts

Syk35, 4ng3l@ Date and place of birth unknown Woman with throat cancer who got married. I read it in The Mirror. Born 1977. Died January 2016 but no obit. Shameless

Szeles, John Born 9 September 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Stand-up comedian and magician. AKA The Amazing Jonathan. Faster Than A Dead Horse And Now His Watch Is Ended

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