Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2016: M

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M0nk5, St3v3n Date and place of birth unknown Terminally-ill man whose wedding was paid for by strangers. Born c. 1980. Died in December 2016 but no obit. Shameless

M0rri5, K3lly  Date and place of birth unknown Died 5 January 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 40  (read death notice) Terminally ill mother. Shameless

Maarohanye, Molemo Born 29 June 1980  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Hip hop artist aka Jub Jub. More like Blub Blub when he killed 4 children, and left 2 brain damaged, drag racing on a public road, completely stoned, in 2010. Tri Not To Survive 2016 You Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

MacAlpine, Tony Born 29 August 1960  (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) Rock guitarist/instrumentalist. A Pelican In The Wilderness I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End!

Macapagal-Arroyo, Gloria Born 5 April 1947  (San Juan, Philippines) President of Philippines from 2001-2010. Now facing corruption charges. Clean Bill Of Health

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. #1 Hits HackinNcackin' Researched To Death

Macchio, Ralph Born 4 November 1961  (Huntington, New York, USA) Actor, the 'kid' in the 'Karate Kid' movies. The Honey Trap

MacDonald, Jerry Born 13 March 1933  (Magnolia, Texas, USA) Reality TV participant, who was the oldest House Guest on Big Brother USA. Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad

MacFarlane, Norman Born 5 March 1926  (place of birth unknown) Baron Macfarlane of Bearsden, Conservative politician and industrialist. Last Gasp Saloon

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues. Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. But he's still going... AlsAlasAlackAdieu Bury My Stiffy Death By Hemeloids Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Gazza's A Gonna Stairway To Heaven The Anfield Iron Toasted Brown Bread Only The Good Die Young

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

Mack Smith, Denis Born 3 March 1920  (London, England) Historian, specialising on Italy. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. IMGONESOLONG

MacKinnon, Catherine Born 7 October 1946  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Feminist scholar. Dykes

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Sister of Warren Beatty. AlsAlasAlackAdieu Baldy's Burial Service Let Us Embalm You

Macmillan, Katharine Born 4 January 1921  (place of birth unknown) Dowager Viscountess Macmillan of Ovenden, daughter-in-law of the late British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan. Lady’s in Waiting

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). Obituarynotice Syndication Zombies

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. BXBOY422 You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Can I join the Derby Dead Pool?  Dead And Dusted 2 Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Ethnic Cleansing Going Underground

Madoc, Ruth Born 16 April 1943  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) English-born Welsh actress, famous in the 80s for 'Hi-de-Hi', but more recently as the mum of "the only gay in the village", Dafydd Thomas, in 'Little Britain'. Obituaries 'R' Us

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. The Grey Horde Wayne Manor

Maggard, Joe Born 8 December 1955  (Lynch, Kentucky, USA) Actor who played Ronald McDonald in the commercials in the 1990s. Drive-Thru Shooting

Magnificent, Majestik Date and place of birth unknown Magician who was late Michael Jackson's personal magician. Died in February 2016 but no obit. Golden Slumbers

Maharis, George Born 1 September 1928  (Astoria, New York, USA) Actor. played Buz Murdock in the first three seasons of 'Route 66' from 1960 to 1963. The Return of Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom IMGONESOLONG Last Gasp Saloon

Mahler, Horst Born 23 January 1936  (Haynau, Lower Silesia, Germany) Lawyer and political activist who switched from the extreme left to extreme right in the blink of an eye. Curse Of Fame Oscar The Beast

Mahmud, Sardar Zalmai Born 2 February 1923  (place of birth unknown) Former Afghan ambassador. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mahoney, Louis Born 8 September 1938  (The Gambia) Gambian-born actor ('Fawlty Towers', 'Doctor Who'). The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Mahood, Kenneth Born 4 February 1930  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Irish political cartoonist. Poisoned Pens

Maillet, Antonine Born 10 May 1929  (Bouctouche, Canada) French-Canadian novelist and scholar. Book Em Danno

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Worm Fodder

Mäkinen, Timo Born 18 March 1938  (Helsinki, Finland) Motor rallying star, one of the legendary "Flying Finns" of the 1960s. 20 Names 20 Sports

Makk, Károly Born 22 December 1925  (Berettyoujfalu, Hungary) Hungarian film director and screenwriter. Dead Space 5000

Malahide, Patrick Born 24 March 1945  (Reading, Berkshire, England) British actor who starred in TV series such as 'The Singing Detective' and 'Minder'. Also starred in films including 'Comfort and Joy' and 'A Month in the Country'. Puke on My Grave

Malarkey, Donald Born 31 July 1921  (Astoria, Oregon, USA) Member of "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division. Played by actor Scott Grimes in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. Szaboss

Maldonado, Pastor Born 10 March 1985  (Maracay, Venezuela) Venezuelan Formula 1 racing driver. Mortem Omnibus

Mallett, Timmy Born 18 October 1955  (Hyde, Cheshire, England) Insanely annoying former presenter of children's TV show 'Wacaday'. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. All Part Of The Show... Right? Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls You're Gonna Need a Bigger Coffin Kentucky Fried Genocide Nosoup4U! Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Say Hello To The Angels

Maloney, Frank Born 23 January 1953  (Peckham, London, England) Outspoken boxing promoter, a small man with a very big mouth. Inexplicably announced he was a woman and will undergo transex surgery in 2014. Hippoposthumous

Mamlouk, Ali Born 19 February 1946  (Damascus, Syria) Special security adviser to Syrian president Bashar al-Assad. Death 2 Syria

Mandan, Robert Born 2 February 1932  (Clever, Missouri, USA) Actor in a range of programmes in the US, including 'Soap' and 'All My Children'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. See You In Hell

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Dark lord of the New Labour project, who served in the cabinet on no less than three separate occasions. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Dead Continent Predictor's Predictions

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Who Nose When They Will Die?

Manley, Dorothy Born 29 April 1927  (Manor Park, London, England) Won silver in the 1948 Olympic Games 100 metres for Great Britain. 20 Names 20 Sports

Mann, John Born 10 January 1960  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Labour MP for Bassetlaw since 2001. Chemo Sabee

Manners, John Born 25 September 1914  (Exeter, Devon, England) Former cricketer for Hampshire before and after WWII. Old As Dirt

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. Dr Who's Next BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

Mansell, Jack Born 22 August 1927  (Salford, Cheshire, England) Former Brighton and Portsmouth defender, best remembered for a so-so spell in charge of Reading FC. Boddies... Manchester's Finest The Final Whistle

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. 6-Foot-Under Baldy's Burial Service Dead Men Walking Club Heads In A Bag Hit Me With Your Best Shot Noz4news Riding The Jesus Train Til I Die Valar Morghulis Wot The Deuce

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch One Too Many Pieces of Cake See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

Maranne, André Born in Toulouse, France  (exact date unknown) Actor who always played the French chap on British TV and film. Born 1926. The Gallifrey Regeneration Game The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Marchione, Margherita Born 19 February 1922  (Little Ferry, New Jersey, USA) Roman Catholic nun and defender of wartime pope Pius XII. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. Circling The Drain Dead Continent Drop Deadline Pearly Gates Two Coins & A Punt

Marcus, Rudolph A. Born 21 July 1923  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian-born chemist, received the 1992 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Nobel Laureates

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. All Part Of The Show... Right? Can I join the Derby Dead Pool? Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Death Grips Await Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Francis of Arse-Easy Funeral Holmes Grim McGraw Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sid And Marty Coffin  Tick Tock Wall Street Massacre

Margolyes, Miriam Born 18 May 1941  (Oxford, England) Character actress and voice artist ('Monkey'). Coffinio De Lesbos I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. By Royal Appointment

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress who was a child star in the 1920s, before becoming best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on 'The Dick Van Dyke'. Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Antique Femme Fatales  Decomposing Blubber Grim Sleeper Syndication Zombies The Empire State Strikes Back Zombie Nation

Marie Gabriele of Luxembourg, Princess Born 2 August 1925  (Berg Castle, Luxembourg) Princess of the Luxembourg Royal Family. By Royal Ascent

Marjane, Léo  Born 27 August 1912  (Boulogne-sur-Mer, France) Died 18 December 2016  (Barizon, France) Age at death: 104  (read death notice) Veteran jazz and chanson singer, whose career dwindled after WW2. Since 1957, she's been out of music and chose horse breeding instead. Somewhat of a recluse, she has only given one interview in the last 55 years. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Old People, Young Death

Marks, David Born 22 August 1948  (place of birth unknown) Guitarist and singer. Was a member of The Beach Boys in the early 1960s. Til I Die

Marks, Howard  Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Died 10 April 2016  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. A Pelican In The Wilderness Cancerous Hatred Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave  Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet DDP Tofoa Dead As A Doornail Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Deceased Hose Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Ethnic Cleansing David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Girlfriend In A Coma Buckets O Blood Going Underground Grobler's Stiff Ones I'm Sorry For Your Trouble And Now His Watch Is Ended I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Well, it was a decent innings…  They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs New Years And Drinks All Night! The Misers Only Fools and Corpses Pan Breed P@F Slain By Sin Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Plowing The Deep Return of the Absent Minded Mike Oxard Showbiz 20 Golden Slumbers Shaun of the Dead 69 Simply Dead Star Dust Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Still Life The Deadest of the Dead The End of the World As We Know It There Or Thereabouts The Wanky Yankee This Mortal Coil To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Two Coins & A Punt We're All Gonna Die! Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Marlar, Robin Born 2 January 1931  (Eastbourne, Sussex, England) Cricketer, captain of Sussex from 1955-59. Later a journalist. A Good Captain's Innings

Marmon, Lee Born in New Mexico, USA  (exact date unknown) Native American photographer. Born 1925. Who?

Marriner, Neville  Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Died 2 October 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. Dead And Dusted 2 We're All Gonna Die!

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Marsden, Gerry Born 24 September 1942  (Liverpool, England) Singer, the Gerry in 'Gerry and the Pacemakers'. Puke on My Grave Toast's Moribund Musos

Marsh, Jean Born 1 July 1934  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Actress and co-creator of 'Upstairs Downstairs' and 'The House of Eliot'. Tick Tock

Marshall, Garry  Born 13 November 1934  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 19 July 2016  (Burbank, California, USA) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) TV and film director and producer who created 'Happy Days' amongst others. Spongebob's Pet Snail

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Dead Funny The End of the World As We Know It

Martell, Lena Born 15 May 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Singer, had a hit with 'One Day at a Time' in 1979. #1 Hits

Martí, Bernabé Born 14 November 1928  (Villarroya de la Sierra, Zaragoza, Spain) Spanish operatic tenor, married to Montserrat Caballé since 1964. One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Martin, Andra Born 15 July 1935  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Actress, who had a brief leading lady spell in the 1950's, before settling into a long TV career. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Martin, Derek Born 11 April 1933  (Bow, London, England) TV actor - Charlie Slater in 'EastEnders'. Points for old Soap

Martin, George  Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) Died 8 March 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) The Beatles' music producer. Chelski Pensioners Clog Poppers Coffin Fit Zombie Dance Party Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead The Class of 1926 The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu Zombie Nation

Martin, George R. R. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, now a succesful TV series which the Man In Black will get round to watching. One day... 6-Foot-Under Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England Good to Know…You’re Dead Extra Wide Coffin

Martin, Lionel Augustus Born 5 January 1930  (Croft's Hill, Jamaica) AKA "Saxa", saxophone player for ska-revivalists The Beat. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Martin, Sandra Date and place of birth unknown One of the TV watchers on Channel 4's popular 'Gogglebox'. Born 1962. Angela of Death

Marty, Jean-Pierre Born 12 October 1932  (place of birth unknown) French pianist and conductor. Dead and Dusted 3

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Born 1926. Say Hello To The Angels

Mascolo, Joseph  Born 13 March 1929  (West Hartford, Connecticut, USA) Died 7 December 2016  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) American actor, often in soap operas such as 'Days of our Lives'. Breathless In Seattle

Mason, Jackie Born 9 June 1936  (Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA) American stand-up comedian, often in the UK, who specialises in satire & Jewish humour. Comedy Cremations

Massa, Eric Born 16 September 1959  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former Democrat member of the House of Representatives. Resigned for reasons of health in 2010. Freddie The Cat

Massery, Hazel Bryan Date and place of birth unknown Woman who was pictured shouting racist abuse at black students of Little Rock Central High School, Arkansas in 1957. Born c. 1942. The afterLife of Brian

Massoud, Ghassan Born 20 September 1958  (Amude, Syria) Syrian-born actor best known for his role of Saladin in Ridley Scott's 'Kingdom of Heaven' in 2005. Death 2 Syria

Masum, Fuad Born 1 January 1938  (Koya, Iraq) President of Iraq since 2014. Asshole Politicians

Matthäus, Lothar Born 21 March 1961  (Erlangen, West Germany) One of the finest midefield players of the 1980s. Captained the former West Germany to World Cup glory in 1990. In Deutschland Endgültigen Untergang!

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the 'Sounds of the Sixties' show since 1990. Lidders Late Lamentables M6 Toll(ed) Puke on My Grave

Matthews, Bunny Born 15 February 1951  (Monroe, Louisiana, USA) American music journalist turned cartoonist. You Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

Maupin, Armistead Born 13 May 1944  (Washington, D.C., USA) Writer best known for his 'Tales of the City' series of novels focusing on the gay community based in San Francisco, USA. LGBTD

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. From Here To Eternity Pearly Gates

Maxin, Ernest Born 22 August 1923  (London, England) TV producer and director. Produced 'The Morecambe and Wise Show' between 1975-77. Breathless In Seattle

May, Julian Born 10 July 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American science fiction author. Two Coins & A Punt

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the ""Blues Boom"" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Captain Hemlock's Twenty Tarkinator

Mayardit, Salva Kiir Born 13 September 1951  (Bahr el Ghazal, South Sudan) President of the recently constituted state of South Sudan since 2011. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 Are You Still Dying, Darling? Beyond A Little Peaky Crofty's Coffin Crew DAI YAB'STARDS Gazza's A Gonna Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls Dead Funny Hippoposthumous Well, it was a decent innings… Mortem Omnibus NorthernFoxiles One Scythe Fits All Stairway To Heaven Chemo Sabee The Dead Certs Exit Stage Left The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. 20 Names 20 Sports The Misers

Maytum, Katie Born in Maesteg, Wales  (exact date unknown) Terminally ill mother of two who suffers from terminal breast cancer. Has it all come down to this? P@F Deathlist

M'bala, Dieudonné M'bala Born 11 February 1966  (Fontenay-aux-Roses, France) French comedian and actor known for his controversial opinions regarding Judaism. Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Unusual Suspects

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Now in popular cop show NCIS. Coffinitup Coffin Fit I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

McCann, Chuck Born 2 September 1934  (New York City, New York, USA) American voice actor. Sid And Marty Coffin

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Til I Die

McCaskill, Claire Born 24 July 1953  (Rolla, Missouri, USA) UD Democrat senator from Missouri since 2007. Dykes

McCaw, Richie Born 31 December 1980  (Oamaru, New Zealand) International rugby player, captain of the All Blacks. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

McClaren, Steve Born 3 May 1961  (Fulford, York, England) Perennially hopeless former England, Newcastle United, Derby County (you get the picture) football manager who will never use umbrellas again. Oldham Scalphunters

McClure, Michael Born 20 October 1932  (Marysville, Kansas, USA) American beat poet. Taking the Michael

McCord Jr, James W. Born 26 July 1924  (Waurika, Oklahoma, USA) Former CIA operative and electronics expert who took part in the Watergate burglary of 1972. We all know what happened after that… 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCowen, Alec Born 26 May 1925  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Actor, the third to play 'Q' in James Bond, albeit in 'Never Say Never Again'. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Dr Who's Next BatLord of the WhoTrekLock

McCredie, Ian Born 15 July 1947  (Glasgow, Scotland) Guitarist with Middle of the Road who had a massive hit in 1972 with 'Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep'. #1 Hits

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. Decomposing Blubber Unpersons

McCullough, Henry  Born 21 July 1943  (Portstewart, Northern Ireland) Died 14 June 2016  (Ballywonderland, Ballymoney, Northern Ireland) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Guitarist, and singer, probably most famous until 2012 for being in Wings. Had a heart-attack in 2012, and although he was seriously ill, he is recovering. The BBC, however, killed him off with a news report and obituary. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room

McDonald, Andrew Date and place of birth unknown Civil servant. Former head of the expenses watchdog IPSA before stepping down for health reasons early in 2014. Born 1962. Plowing The Deep

McDonald, Sandy  Born 5 November 1937  (Bishopbriggs, Scotland) Died 17 March 2016  (Bishopton, Scotland) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Former Church of Scotland moderator and father of 'Doctor Who' star David Tennant. A Pelican In The Wilderness Cancerous Hatred Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Deceased Hose Pan Breed Golden Slumbers The "B" Team This Mortal Coil

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Bury My Stiffy One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest William Hague's Special Friend

McGann, Paul Born 14 November 1959  (Surrey, England) Actor, one of the four McGann acting brothers. Best known for his roles as Marwood in 'Withnail & I' and as the 8th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next

McGiffin, Carol Born 1 February 1960  (Maidstone, Kent, England) TV panelist on inane afternoon show 'Loose Women'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead Brown Bananas Deader Than A Dead Thing Death By Hemeloids Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns  Return of the Absent Minded Mike Oxard Showbiz 20 Chemo Sabee Unpersons

McGough, Roger Born 9 November 1937  (Litherland, Lancashire, England) British poet, broadcaster, writer, and children's author. Tarkinator

McGrath, Tom Born 7 August 1964  (Lynnwood, Washington, USA) Animator and director of DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' series of films. Stairway Tom Heaven

McGuinness, John Born 16 April 1972  (Morecambe, Lancashire, England) Motorcyclist, a veteran of 15 Isle of Man TT's. Dead As A Doornail

McHugh, Ken Date and place of birth unknown Terminally ill father who died in December 2015… Finding Chemo With Rocket Man

McIlvanney, Hugh Born 2 February 1934  (Kilmarnock, Scotland) Distinguished sports journalist who retired in 2016. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. Sid And Marty Coffin

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit Kill 'Em All Oldham Scalphunters BatLord of the WhoTrekLock Who Nose When They Will Die? Who Turned Out The Lights?

McKenna, Virginia Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) BAFTA award winning British actress, best known for her role in 'A Town Like Alice'. Big-Iain's Team Ho's Before Bro's

McKenzie, Fay Born 19 February 1918  (Hollywood, California, USA) 1940s film actress. Obituarynotice

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McKenzie, Richard Born 2 June 1930  (Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA) US character actor best known as Archie Bunker's brother Fred in 'All in the Family'. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic

McKeown, Charles Date and place of birth unknown Actor and screenwriter known for his collaborations with Terry Gilliam. Demands that he may or may not be Vroomfondel. Born c. 1946. The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

McLachlan, Ed Born 22 April 1940  (Leicester, England) Topical cartoonist for the likes of Punch and Private Eye. Poisoned Pens

McLean, Jim Born 21 April 1937  (Larkhall, South Lanarkshire, Scotland) Combative former Dundee United manager who led the Arabs to their first (and only) Scottish Premier League title in 1983. The "B" Team

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

McMenemy, Lawrie Born 26 July 1936  (Gateshead, England) British football coach, manager of Southampton FC from 1973 to 1985. The Final Whistle

McMillan, Brockway Born 30 March 1915  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) US Under Secretary of the Air Force under Presidents Kennedy and Johnson. Died in December 2016 but no obit. Inquilinekea/Simfish

McMillan, Ian Born 18 March 1931  (Airdrie, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer, nicknamed "The Wee Prime Minister." Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

McMurtry, Stanley Born 4 May 1936  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Cartoonist for the Daily Mail. Poisoned Pens

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. Coffinitup Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit

McQuarrie, Albert  Born 1 January 1918  (Greenock, Renfrewshire, Scotland) Died 13 January 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Retired businessman and former Conservative MP. No More Expenses The Honourable Member for DDP North

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. 20 Names 20 Sports The Final Whistle

McVie, Christine Born 12 July 1943  (Bouth, Lancashire, England) Keyboard player and songwriter for 1970s west-coast rock legends Fleetwood Mac. Til I Die

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. Ambledown Aye, they're off the fags alright Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Is Dead Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Gazza's A Gonna GMC Ghost Town No Weddings And Twenty Funerals People I Think Might Die In 2016 United

Meadham, Edward Date and place of birth unknown One-half of British design duo Meadham Kirchhoff, who dissolved their partnership in 2015. Hippoposthumous

Meads, Colin Born 3 June 1936  (Cambridge, New Zealand) Lock forward for the legendary All Blacks rugby team from 1957-71. Tri Not To Survive 2016

Medicine Crow, Joe  Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Died 3 April 2016  (Billings, Montana, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Native American historian Say Hello To The Angels

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Ho's Before Bro's Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. Grobler's Stiff Ones Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour

Meek, Carrie P. Born 29 April 1926  (Tallahassee, Florida, USA) US Democrat member of the House of Representatives from Florida, serving from 1993-2003. The Deadest of the Dead

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Meisel, Angelika Date and place of birth unknown Finalist in the "Miss 50plus" beauty contest in Germany. Oh and she's fighting cancer… Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Mekas, Jonas Born 24 December 1922  (Biržai, Lithuania) Lithuanian avant-garde filmmaker. Maysles Brothers Memorial Death Squad

Melly, Andrée Born 15 September 1932  (Liverpool, England) Actress and sister of the late George Melly. The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Menchú, Rigoberta Born 9 January 1959  (Laj Chimel, El Quiché, Guatemala) Guatemalan woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1992. Nobel Loserettes

Mendenhall, Joseph Born 15 January 1920  (place of birth unknown) US State Dept. official who advised JFK on Vietnam. Guess that went well… Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Merchant, Larry Born 11 February 1931  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Boxing journalist, analyst and broadcaster. Joni Mitchell Never Dies

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit Lard Bazaar Madonna's Hand of Bod Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Nervous Nineties Points for old Soap Burt Lungcancers Nervous 90s Slippery Soap The Buckley Mystic Time's-Up Team

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Girlfriend In A Coma

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Merritt, Max Born 30 April 1941  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Singer-songwriter and leader of Max Merritt & The Meteors. The Show Can't Go On

Metcalfe, Adrian Born 2 March 1942  (England) Former Olympic track athlete who later commentated for ITV in the days when the channel used to show athletics. And boxing. And wrestling. And snooker! And My Name Is Larry!

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Michael, George  Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Died 25 December 2016  (Goring-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England) Age at death: 53  (read death notice) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has had a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Aardvark's Bupa Listing AlsAlasAlackAdieu Deadly As Sin Till You Win Gay-Tes Of Heaven From Here To Eternity Mourning Glory Sing Your Last Song For Me  Stiffer Steaks Taking the Michael The Grim Grampian Reapers Toast's Moribund Musos

Michael, Michael "Mick" Born 22 September 1922  (place of birth unknown) Former Lord Mayor of the city of Perth (AUS) (1982-88). Awarded the Medal of the Order of Australia for his work in local government. Gris Gris

Michael Of Romania, King Born 25 October 1921  (Foisor Castle, Sinaia, Romania) Former King of Romania, now living in exile. From Here To Eternity Lead, Follow and Die This Year Old People Party Of 20

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Deadly As Sin Till You Win Open The Pearly Gates Taking the Michael

Michaloliakos, Nikolaos Born 16 December 1957  (Athens, Greece) Founder and leader of the Greek far right Golden Dawn party. Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Michelmore, Cliff  Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Died 16 March 2016  (Petersfield, Hampshire, England) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Presenter of TV travel programmes. Baldy's Burial Service Brown Bananas  Coffinitup Dance On Your Grave Falling Off The Perch Hardwood Surround Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Simply Dead Taking the Michael Tomb It May Concern You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Michelson, Goldie  Born 8 August 1902  (Russia) Died 8 July 2016  (Worcester, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 113  (read death notice) Russian-born American supercentenarian. Falling Off The Perch

Michiko, Empress Born 20 October 1934  (Tokyo, Japan) Empress consort of Japan and wife of Emperor Akihito. Leading Into The Grave

Midgley, Mary Born 13 September 1919  (London, England) British moral philosopher. Wrote her first book, 'Beast And Man' in 1978. Dead Space 5000

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix

Mikasa, Prince  Born 2 December 1915  (Tokyo, Japan) Died 27 October 2016  (Tokyo, Japan) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Uncle of Japanese Emperor Akihito. By Royal Appointment Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls Gray Panthers Lead, Follow and Die This Year Old People, Young Death Riding The Jesus Train  Inquilinekea/Simfish Taking the Michael

Mikita, Stan Born 20 May 1940  (Sokolce, Slovakia) Slovak-born Canadian ice hockey player for the Chicago Black Hawks in the 1960s. The "B" Team Worm Farmer

Milenski, Michael Born in Cortez, Colorado, USA  (exact date unknown) Opera manager, founded the Long Beach Opera in 1979. Who?

Miles, Sylvia Born 9 September 1932  (New York City, New York City, USA) American film, stage and television actress was twice nominated for an academy award. 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Dead Space 5000 You're Gonna Need a Bigger Coffin  Wayne Manor

Miller, Frank Born 27 January 1957  (Olney, Maryland, USA) Comic writer, artist and film director, best known for his comic book stories such as 'Ronin' and 'The Dark Knight Returns'. Return of the Absent Minded Mike Oxard Showbiz 20 STAB in the DARK

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. Breathless In Seattle

Mills, Frank Date and place of birth unknown British actor, best recognised for his role in 'Coronation Street' when his character married Betty Turpin. Born 1929. The Cobbles To A Coffin

Mills, Teresa Date and place of birth unknown Birth mother of former GB 400m track star Jamie Baulch. Can you guess why she's here? Finding Chemo With Rocket Man

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Angela of Death Heads In A Bag Last Train To Palookaville Sing Your Last Song For Me  Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Wot The Deuce

Mitchell, David Born 14 July 1974  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) Comedian and TV show panellist best known for his partnership with Robert Webb. One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Mitchell, Edgar  Born 17 September 1930  (Hereford, Texas, USA) Died 4 February 2016  (Lake Worth, Florida, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) NASA astronaut, a member of the Apollo 14 lunar space mission. Lidders Late Lamentables

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. 20 Crooners Croakin' Angela of Death Deadly J  Dead Wait JoeRam Joni Mitchell Never Dies Snort The Ashes The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Unusual Suspects

Mitsotakis, Konstantinos Born 18 October 1918  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Prime Minister of Greece from 1989-92. Lead, Follow and Die This Year Old People, Young Death

Miyako, Chiyo Born 2 May 1901  (place of birth unknown) Japan's second oldest person as of 2016. The Old Ones Are The Pests

Miyazaki, Hayao Born 5 January 1941  (Tokyo, Japan) Japanese manga artist and animator whose anime film 'Spirited Away' won the Best Animated Feature Oscar in 2002. Maysles Brothers Memorial Death Squad

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. H5N1 You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Mo0re, P@ul Date and place of birth unknown Tumour-ridden father of two. Children give you cancer is the spot-analysis from this year's competition. Died in March 2016 but no obit. Finding Chemo With Rocket Man

Mockford, Jeanne Born 15 March 1926  (London, England) Actress, often in comic roles - 'Up Pompeii' and 'Little Britain' for example. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) Former King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Moffat, John  Born 17 June 1919  (Swinton, nr Kelso, Scotland) Died 11 December 2016  (Perth, Scotland) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm pilot, who was chiefly responsible for sinking the Bismarck back in 1941. Amanita Virosa

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England Death Nebula 3000 "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Riding The Jesus Train Unusual Suspects

Monge, Luis Alberto Born 29 December 1925  (Alajuela, Costa Rica) President of Costa Rica from 1982-1986. Died in November 2016 but no obit. One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Monifah, (singer) Born 28 January 1972  (Manhatten, New York, USA) R&B singer-songwriter. Coffinio De Lesbos

Montag, Madison Date and place of birth unknown Transexual escort from Nevada who discovered the unconcious former NBS star Lamar Odom, who had suffered a stroke, in 2015. You Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

Montenegro, Fernanda Born 16 October 1929  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Brazillian actress, nominated for the Best Actress Oscar in 1999 for 'Central Station'. 16 Is The Number

Monteros, Rosenda Born 31 August 1935  (Veracruz, Mexico) Actress, whose best known role is Petra in 'The Magnificent Seven'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Obscura Camera

Moody, Tom Born 2 October 1965  (Adelaide, Australia) Australian former international cricketer and coach. Stairway Tom Heaven

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Taking the Michael

Moore, Alan Born 18 November 1953  (Northampton, England) Acclaimed graphic novelist with the humongous beard. Writer of 'Watchmen', 'V for Vendetta' et al. Northampton Town I'm proud to be

Moore, Christy Born 7 May 1945  (Newbridge, County Kildare, Rep of Ireland) Politically-minded folk singer-songwriter, one of the founding members of the bands, Planxty and Moving Hearts. Eastbourne Exits Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Moore, Dorothy Born 13 October 1936  (Jackson, Mississippi, USA) R&B singer of 'Misty Blue' fame. Decomposing Blubber

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Taking the Michael

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) Wooden yet charismatic actor, best known as the third actor to play James Bond and for the longest time (1973-85). 5 Feet And 1 To Go All Part Of The Show... Right? AlsAlasAlackAdieu Bury My Stiffy Dead Men Walking Club Hangman's XX You're Gonna Need a Bigger Coffin Joni Mitchell Never Dies Jumptheshark 7.0 Not Killed in Action Oldham Scalphunters On The Box/In The Box Pickett's Popped Off Picks Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) Sad Last Days Say Hi To Uncle George Spectres-to-Be Star-Way to Heaven Stiffer Steaks They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Wayne Manor

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand Speedway champion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Moore, Stephen Born 11 December 1937  (Brixton, London, England) British actor - the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Final Curtain

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble

Mor$ley, D@v1d  Date and place of birth unknown Died 8 December 2016  (Birmingham, England) Age at death: 28  (read death notice) Oh Jesus, not another one! Finding Chemo With Rocket Man

Morales, Evo Born 26 October 1959  (Isallawi, Bolivia) President of Bolivia snce 2006. Asshole Politicians

Moran, Judy Born 18 December 1944  (place of birth unknown) Matriarch of the infamous Moran crime family from Melbourne, Australia. Body Snatcher's Body Count

Moran, Ronnie Born 28 February 1934  (Crosby, Merseyside, England) Legendary Liverpool FC servant - player, coach, manager etc. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Morano-Martinuzzi, Emma Born in Civiasco, Italy  (exact date unknown) The oldest person in Europe as of March 2014. Cancel My Appointments Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DpSeggi Falling Off The Perch Old People, Young Death The Old Ones Are The Pests

Moreau, Jeanne Born 23 January 1928  (Paris, France) French actress, singer, and director, best known for her starring role in François Truffaut's 'Jules et Jim' (1962). Death Can Be Sexy Where's My Damn List?

Moreland, Mo Date and place of birth unknown Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1947. Breathless In Seattle Decomposing Blubber

Morello, Tom Born 30 May 1964  (Manhatten, New York, USA) Guitarist and political activist with Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave. Stairway Tom Heaven

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. Where's My Damn List?

Morgan, Derek Born 26 February 1929  (London, England) English cricketer. Captain of Derbyshire from 1965-69. A Good Captain's Innings

Morgan, Jane Born 3 May 1924  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Popular singer from the 1950s. #1 Hits

Morgan, Michèle  Born 29 February 1920  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Died 20 December 2016  (Meudon, Hauts-de-Seine, Île-de-France, France) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) French actress, in some Hollywood films. Ho's Before Bro's Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour

Morgan, Robin Born 29 January 1941  (Lake Worth, Florida, USA) Child actress-turned radical feminist. Dykes

Morgan, Tracey Born 10 November 1968  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor best known for his role as Tracy Jordan in the comedy series 30 Rock. Was critically injured in a car crash on the New Jersey Turnpike in 2014. Curse Of Fame

Morgan Guilbert, Ann  Born 16 October 1928  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Died 14 June 2016  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Actress best known as Millie Helper in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'. 16 Is The Number Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Morison, Patricia Born 19 March 1915  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress and mezzo-soprano singer. Obituarynotice

Morley, Malcolm Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) Photorealist artist. All Death Is Consolation

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. Tick Tock

Morris, Bill Born 19 October 1938  (Manchester, Jamaica) British trade unionist, leader of the TGWU from 1992-2003. Dead Commons

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. Next slide, please  ZZ Topped and the Wooden Spoon of Immortality

Morris, Laina Born 22 June 1991  (Denton, Texas, USA) The "Overly Attached Girlfriend" meme… Obscura Camera

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel Loserettes

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, Eamon Born 25 January 1943  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish character actor. Obscura Camera

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Get Knotted You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Mortem Omnibus Wayne Manor

Morse, David Born 11 October 1953  (Beverly, Massachusetts, USA) American actor best known for his role as Dr. Jack Morrison in 'St. Elsewhere'. Honest Abe and the Long Walk to Freedom

Morse, Robert Born 18 May 1931  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Actor who played advertising executive Bertram Cooper in 'Mad Men'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Mortimer, Bob Born 23 May 1959  (Middlesborough, England) Comedian and actor, one half of the Reeves and Mortimer surreal comedy act. The Butthole Monkeys

Moser, May-Britt Born 4 January 1963  (Fosnavag, Norway) Nobel Prize-winning neuroscientist. Nobel Loserettes

Moses, Albert Born 19 December 1937  (Kandy, Sri Lanka) Sri Lankan actor best nown as English language student Ranjeet Singh in never-repeated 70s sitcom 'Mind Your Language'. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. DeathIsAllAround's Sports Superstars Death Nebula 3000 Don't Eat The Figs GMC Ghost Town Mr & Mrs Drummerboy The Conqueror Worm The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016 The Final Whistle Szaboss

Mostel, Josh Born 21 December 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) Son of comedy actor Zero Mostel. Played Herod in 'Jesus Christ Superstar'. The Walking Dead

Mottram, Tony  Born 8 June 1920  (Coventry, England) Died 6 October 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Former tennis player. Reached the quarter finals at Wimbledon in 1948. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Mourinho Felix, Jose Manuel Born 17 June 1938  (Ferragudo, Portugal) Retired Portuguese football goalkeeper and manager. Oh and he's the dad of Jose Mourinho… Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet

Mousavi, Mir-Hossein Born 2 March 1942  (Khameneh, East Azarbaijan, Iran) Prime Minister of Iran from 1981 to 1989. Contested the 2009 presidential election, where he inevitably lost to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Asshole Politicians

Mower, Patrick Born 12 September 1938  (Oxford, England) Smoothy actor of 'Target' and 'Emmerdale' fame. Bury My Stiffy

Mswati III, King Born 19 April 1968  (Raleigh Fitkin Memorial Hospital, Swaziland) King of Swaziland since 1986. Has 13 wives & 27 (thus far) children. By Royal Ascent

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. A Good Innings Black Penguins Of Doom Worm Fodder Buzzards Circling The Drain Crazycarl Curse Of Fame  Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Death Can Be Funny DpSeggi Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fuck 'Em All Grim McGraw Researched To Death Hell To The Chief Kennedy Driving School Leading Into The Grave Lead, Follow and Die This Year Morbid United F.C. Mr. Yuck Puzlman's Passing Picks Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Team Cat AIDS The Conqueror Worm The Grateful Dead To Kill A Gabor Sister Wall Street Massacre

Mubarak, Suzanne Born 28 February 1941  (Al Minya Governorate, Egypt) Wife of deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak. Leading Into The Grave

Mueller, Brooke Born 19 August 1977  (Albany, New York, USA) Socialite and former wife of actor Charlie Sheen. Amanda's Fire Dept. P@F Slain By Sin

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". Aardvark's Bupa Listing A Good Innings Asshole Politicians Big-Iain's Team Bladerunner Brownest Bread By Royal Appointment Chelski Pensioners DAI YAB'STARDS Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DeathIsAllAround's Superstars Drop Deadline Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Death By Hemeloids Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Falling Off The Perch The Forest Lawn Jockeys Grim Sleeper Hell To The Chief House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Kill 'Em All Lead, Follow and Die This Year Open The Pearly Gates Oscar The Beast Pearly Gates Burt Lungcancers Nervous 90s Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) See You In Hell Song To The Siren Stairway To Heaven The Buckley Mystic The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment The Grey Horde The Politicorpses The Walking Dead Valar Morghulis Windsor The Troll Yolo You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Mulkearns, Ronald  Born 11 November 1930  (place of birth unknown) Died 4 April 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Australian Roman Catholic Bishop of Ballarat from 1971-97. Accused of at the very least looking the other way regarding abuse of boys in his time as bish. The Love Boat The Living End

Mullally, Una Born 8 March 1983  (place of birth unknown) Journalist and columnist for The Irish Times. Star Dust

Müller, Gerd Born 3 November 1945  (Nördlingen, Germany) Legendary goal-poacher for Bayern Munich and West Germany, nicknamed "Der Bomber". The Walking Dead

Müller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. Nobel Loserettes

Mulligan, Blackjack  Born 26 November 1942  (Sweetwater, Texas, USA) Died 7 April 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 73  (read death notice) Former professional wrestler, born Robert Jack Windham. You Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

Mulloy, Gardnar  Born 22 November 1913  (Washington D.C., USA) Died 14 November 2016  (Miami, Florida, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Tennis player, reached the US Championship final in 1952 as well as winning multiple doubles titles. Old People, Young Death

Mulroney, Brian Born 20 March 1939  (Baie-Comeau, Quebec, Canada) Prime Minister of Canada between 1984-1993. The afterLife of Brian

Mungo, Howard Date and place of birth unknown Hollywood bit part actor. Honest Abe and the Long Walk to Freedom

Muniz, Frankie Born 5 December 1985  (Wood-Ridge, New Jersey, USA) Star of quirky noughties US sitcom 'Malcolm in the Middle'. Ambledown Gazza's A Gonna Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Stairway To Heaven

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. Book Em Danno JoeRam Nobel Loserettes Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Munroe, Carmen Born in Berbice, Guyana  (exact date unknown) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Muoi, Do Born 2 February 1917  (Thanh Tri, Hanoi, Vietnam) Former Communist Prime Minister of Vietnam. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian-born media tycoon. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. Coffin Fit Fireball Hangman's XX Jumptheshark 7.0 Pearly Gates Slaughter = S + laughter

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. Last of the Summer Winos Situation...Dead! The afterLife of Brian The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Murphy, Matt "Guitar" Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. Insert Name Here

Murphy O'Connor, Cardinal Cormac Born 24 March 1932  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Current head (since 2000) of the Roman Catholic Church in the United Kingdom. Time's-Up Team

Murray, Bill Born 21 September 1950  (Wilmette, Illinois, USA) Comic actor of 'Ghostbusters', 'Groundhog Day" and 'Lost In Translation' fame. Dead Funny The Honey Trap

Murray, Brian Born 10 September 1937  (Johannesburg, South Africa) South African-born stage actor and director on Broadway. The afterLife of Brian

Murray, Bryan Born 5 December 1942  (Shawville, Quebec, Canada) NHL Hockey coach, general manager of the Ottowa Senators. Compost Corner Crazycarl Dead Space 5000 Buckets O Blood Hardwood Surround .....Norfolk & Good Plowing The Deep Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Star Dust The afterLife of Brian  The Deadest of the Dead There's A Shiva In The Park Whole in Won

Murray, Gordon  Born 3 May 1921  (London, England) Died 30 June 2016  (London, England) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Animator and creator of the "Trumptonshire Trilogy" - 'Camberwick Green', 'Trumpton' and 'Chigley'. Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour

Murray, Patrick Born 17 December 1956  (London, England) British comic actor, Mickey Pearce in 'Only Fools And Horses'. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. Bladerunner One Scythe Fits All Time's-Up Team

Murray, Ronald  Born 15 June 1922  (place of birth unknown) Died 27 September 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Former Scottish Labour politician and judge. The Honourable Member for DDP North

Mwinyi, Ali Hassan Born 8 May 1925  (Kivure, Tanzania) Former President of Tanzania, from 1985-95. By Royal Appointment

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