Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2013: M

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Maarohanye, Molemo Born 29 June 1980  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Hip hop artist aka Jub Jub. More like Blub Blub when he killed 4 children, and left 2 brain damaged, drag racing on a public road, completely stoned, in 2010. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. RKAA34 The Unspiritualist You're Not Breathing Anymore

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. Ambledown Bury My Stiff     Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Every Death You Take Gemma's Dilemmas Green Machine I'll Sleep When You're Dead Live Forever With Line 5 Luck Of The Dead Michael Winner's Death Wish "M" Is The Deadliest Letter  Mors Certa Lady Cadaver's Lover Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Pop Goes The Pop Star The Anfield Iron Down Like A Clown The Sadistic Statistics The Vyrdolak

MacGregor, John Born 14 February 1937  (London, England) Conservative cabinet minister in the Thatcher and Major governments. Iron Lacky

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

Mackay, Dave Born 14 November 1934  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Ex-footballer - member of the Spurs double-winning side of 1960-61 who later managed Derby County to two League Championships in the early/mid '70s. Eventually retired due to health problems, including, unusually, cancer of the lip. Dead Centre Of England They're Dead, Y'Know! Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. Weed 'Em And Reap

Mackaye, Ian Born 16 April 1962  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of hardcore band Fugazi. Punks, Not Dead

Mackintosh, Margaret Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Ex-wife of Peter Tobin, the serial killer. She is suffering from cancer. Born 1941. Golden Slumbers

Maclean, Don Born 11 March 1944  (Birmingham, England) Not "My My Miss American Pie" but rather "Crackerjack" or more recently he's presented religious programmes. Cannock Killing Club

MacLeod, Johnny Born 23 November 1938  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Aston Villa winger. Gunners Go Goodbye

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in 'The Avengers'. Ambledown Brown Bananas Casting Dead Last Dead Right Death Grips Await Death by Hedgehog Death From Down Under Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Eaten by Worms GSTQ Happy No Year Jesus Jones Keeper Of The Heads Live is Evil "M" Is The Deadliest Letter No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Obituarynotice One Scythe Fits All Partridge As Reaper Soylent Dreams The 1922 Committee Trojan Hearse The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Impaled The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen The Vyrdolak Tick Tock Time They Went To Sleep Forever We Don't Talk Anymore Wot The Deuce You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Macpherson, Tommy Born 4 October 1920  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Businessman, who was highly decorated in World War 2 for his guerilla activities, including a raid on Rommel's HQ. Amanita Virosa

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). "M" Is The Deadliest Letter The 1922 Committee

Madan, Sonya Born in New Delhi, India  (exact date unknown) Lead singer of 1990s band Echobelly. The 90's Are Dead

Madden, Dave Born 17 December 1931  (Sarnia, Ontatio, Canada) Regular TV actor in North America, appeared in The Patridge Family & Alice. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Shocking Deaths 2013

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Dead And Dusted 2 Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Going Underground

Madeley, Richard Born 13 May 1956  (Romford, Essex, England) Light entertainment and chat show host, often with his wife Judy Finnigan. Minibus Of Death

Madigan, Bernice Born 24 July 1899  (West Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) One of the oldest people in the World. The Pussy Perishes Last

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Shocking Deaths 2013 "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Riding The Jesus Train Wayne Manor

Madonna, (singer) Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. Owt To Stop Me Coffin?

Madsen, Michael Born 25 September 1958  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor, normally in tough guy roles, including, memorably, Mr Blond in 'Reservoir Dogs'. Pass Me The Mike

Magee, Patrick Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Republican terrorist, jailed for the attempted murder of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at the Brighton Grand Hotel in 1984. Released as part of the Good Friday Agreement in 1999. Born in 1951. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Mahmudi, Baghdadi Born in Zawiya, Libya  (exact date unknown) Former Gadaffi lackey and government minister who faces trial now he's been recaptured and is back in Libya after fleeing to Tunisia. Born 1945. Rotters Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Worm Fodder Max Power

Makavejev, Dušan Born 13 October 1932  (Belgrade, Serbia) Serbian film director and screenwriter. The Last Picture Show

Makk, Károly Born 22 December 1925  (Berettyoujfalu, Hungary) Hungarian film director and screenwriter. The Last Picture Show

Malarkey, Donald Born 31 July 1921  (Astoria, Oregon, USA) Member of "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division. Played by actor Scott Grimes in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. Soon To Be Gone

Mallett, Timmy Born 18 October 1955  (Hyde, Cheshire, England) Insanely annoying former presenter of children's TV show 'Wacaday'. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Say Hello To The Angels

Malone, Tom "Bones" Born 16 June 1947  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Jazz musician, best known for his trombone playing. On A Mission To God

Maloney, Frank Born 23 January 1953  (Peckham, London, England) Outspoken boxing promoter, a small man with a very big mouth. Hippoposthumous

Mandan, Robert Born 2 February 1932  (Clever, Missouri, USA) Actor in a range of programmes in the US, including 'Soap' and 'All My Children'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Mandel, Johnny Born 23 November 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Grammy award-winning composer and arranger. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife

Mandela, Nelson  Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Died 5 December 2013  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-99. It's Grim Up North 20 Shades of Grey 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing AbraCadaver Address Unknown Afrika Korpses  Amanita Virosa Ambledown ...And I Feel Fine! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Ash Cream Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Bazzilliant Bereft of life they rest in peace, if you hadn't nailed them  Bet on Black! Better Dead Than Red  Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead Bitter Violet Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body-Count Bouttells Death Squad Worm Fodder Brown Bread Buzzards Bxboy422 The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Aye, they're off the fags alright Catty Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Coffinitup Coffin Fit Coffin Dodger 69 Bury My Stiff     Crazycarl Creme De La Crem Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Crossing The Styx Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead and Loving it...! Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother DeadEnders Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Dead Last Dead Right Drop Deadline Dead Loss Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Presidentes Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Der Gevatter Ruft Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Don't Eat The Figs Drop Dead Celebration Drunkasaskunk Eaten by Worms Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Embalmy Army "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Ethnic Cleansing Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig  Finbarr Returns From The Dead David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Fledermaus The Forest Lawn Jockeys Guess Who's Dead? Friday the 2013th Fuck 'Em All Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter  Gemma's Dilemmas Geneva Blues George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die Girlfriend In A Coma GMC Ghost Town Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Going Green Green Machine  Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper GSTQ Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child WIDE of-the MARK Researched To Death Heads In A Bag Headstone of State Hell To The Chief Hide & Go Die Hippoposthumous House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Jesus Jones Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers  Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Juicy Janny Jump the Shark 4.0 Just Die Will You Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Kennedy Driving School Kicking the Bucket 2013  Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Ladies Bodybags  They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar  Let Us Embalm You  Lidders Late Lamentables  Live is Evil  Living In A Box Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Lover Glovers Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Matt’s Grave Dodgers Mave's Graves Max Power Meister Mayhem Mercarte Min Reaper Misers Misslucky Morbid United FC  Mostly Whores Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Nervous Nineties Ninja Zombies Rule!  Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Noodle Squad .....Norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Numbskull10 Old Lags And Old Slags  Old People Smell Of Piss  Old People Party Of 20 One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Only Fools & Corpses Over & Out Over My Dead Body Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Partridge As Reaper  Pass The Sick Bucket  Pedro’s Catacomb Collective Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickett's Pooped Off Picks Pickton's Pork Pies P&T Killjoy Extravaganza  Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks Real Creaking Gates Carrie in the Nidge Rexy's Rotten Bodies The Waiting List Sean's Coffin Dodgers Seasideessexxile See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sexystf 2013 Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black  Song To The Siren Spongebob Ate My Hamster Sporting A Solemn Look Stairway To Heaven Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stiff Little Fingers Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Hit List Team Cat AIDS Team John Thomas Tentoesup Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The Death Stars The Dead Cows  Sovereign-Reaper The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Funeral Director 2013  The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Grey Horde The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove Down Like A Clown The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Politicorpses There goes another one :) There Or Thereabouts The Suffering The Grim Grampian Reapers  The Unspiritualist This Mortal Coil Toasted Brown Bread Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic  We Don't Talk Anymore Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Wayne Manor Welshman Who Turned Out The Lights? Will Jim Fix It For Me? Windsor The Troll Tims Terminal Twenty Wonderflonium Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Gone!! You're Not Breathing Anymore Zombie Nation

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!!

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Dead Continent Friday the 2013th

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. Dr Who(s) Next

Mansell, Jack Born 22 August 1927  (Salford, Cheshire, England) Former Brighton and Portsmouth defender, best remembered for a so-so spell in charge of Reading FC. The Final Whistle

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. Bad People  Hit Me With Your Best Shot L00ney51 "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Never Trust A Man With A Beard Not At All Well Song To The Siren Wot The Deuce

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Manzon, Robert Born 12 April 1917  (Marseille, France) Racing driver, one of the few remaining from the 1940's and 1950's Grand Prix roster of drivers. Red-Flagged

Mar, Margaret of Born 19 September 1940  (Nairobi, Kenya) Scottish countess, elected peer and goats cheesemaker, a cross-bencher in the House of Lords. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Ladies Bodybags The Honey Trap Shaken Not Stirred There goes another one :)

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter So Much For Their Happy Endings

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. Grim McGraw Happy No Year 2013 Weakend At Bernies The Dirt Nappers

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrill seeking loony. Corpsicle Shocking Deaths 2013

Margera, Phil Born 13 July 1957  (Concordville, Pennsylvania, USA) Reality TV star of 'Jackass' and 'Viva La Bam'. Coattails To The Grave

Mariano, Rob Born 25 December 1975  (Canton, Massachusetts, USA) US reality TV show stalwart. You Die Now

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Marie Gabriele of Luxembourg, Princess Born 2 August 1925  (Berg Castle, Luxembourg) Princess of the Luxembourg Royal Family. By Royal Ascent

Marini, Lou Born 13 May 1945  (Navarre, Ohio, USA) Saxophonist who appeared in the classic film 'The Blues Brothers'. On A Mission To God

Marjane, Léo Born 27 August 1912  (Boulogne-sur-Mer, France) Veteran jazz and chanson singer, whose career dwindled after WW2. Since 1957, she's been out of music and chose horse breeding instead. Somewhat of a recluse, she has only given one interview in the last 55 years. Old People, Young Death

Markowitz, Harry Born 24 August 1927  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Economist of the "Chicago School" who won the Nobel Prize in 1990. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Also (if only in the opinion of Octopus of Odstock, for it is he who is writing this bio) one of the nicest people it is possible to meet - intelligent, caring, witty and friendly. Not a combination you get much these days, sadly. Pobol Y Fedd

Maron, Monika Born 3 June 1941  (Berlin, Germany) Writer from the former East Germany. Falling Like The Wall

Márquez, Marc Born 17 February 1993  (Cervera, Spain) Spanish motorcycle rider.World 125cc champion in 2010. Lard Bazaar

Marqusee, Mike Born in New York, City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American anglophile and left-wing writer and activist. The Man In Black recommends his 'Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Inside Kinnock’s Labour Party ' which effectively showed how Labour leader Neil Kinnock sowed the seeds of New Labour, written two years before Tony Blair became leader. Born 1953. Freddie The Cat Taking the Michael

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. Dead And Dusted 2  "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Something Original We're All Gonna Die!

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Marsh, Jean Born 1 July 1934  (Stoke Newington, London, England) Actress and co-creator of 'Upstairs Downstairs' and 'The House of Eliot'. The Dirt Nappers The Final Curtaincall

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. Last Train To Palookaville

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death  Alfred Lord Heinous Bazzilliant Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them  C.A.Daver Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Daniel Faraday's Notebook DDP Tofoa Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss  Deceased Hose Finbarr Returns From The Dead JoeRam Just Die Will You Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Madonna's Hand of Bod Misers "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mr C Mr. Yuck Ninja Zombies Rule! Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good Only Fools & Corpses People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Simply Dead So Much For Their Happy Endings STAB_in_the_DARK Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The End of the World As We Know It There's A Shiva In The Park The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Wot The Deuce

Martel, Arlene Born 14 April 1936  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Actress, mainly in sci-fi roles, including many roles in 'Star Trek'. The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Martin, Andra Born 15 July 1935  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Actress, who had a brief leading lady spell in the 1950's, before settling into a long TV career. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. Chelski Pensioners Clog Poppers Coffin Fit Grim McGraw Happy No Year 2013 L00ney51 "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard Tick Tock We Don't Talk Anymore Zombie Nation

Martin, Keith Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Clinically obese man. Born 1969. Pedro’s Catacomb Collective

Martinez, Conchita Born 16 April 1972  (Monzon, Huesca, Aragon, Spain) Tennis player, Wimbledon Ladies Single Champion in 1994. Tennis Wars

Martínez, Orlando Born 2 September 1944  (Havana, Cuba) Former Bantamweight boxer, who won the gold medal in the 1972 Olympics in Munich. Muertos

Martin-Jenkins, Christopher  Born 20 January 1945  (Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England) Died 1 January 2013  (Rudgwick, West Sussex, England) Age at death: 67  (read death notice) Cricket commentator on 'Test Match Special' since 1973. Octopus of Odstock  This Mortal Coil

Martinus, Derek Born 1 April 1931  (place of birth unknown) Former 'Doctor Who' director. Pan Breed

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Born 1926. Say Hello To The Angels

Masloff, Sophie Born 23 December 1917  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US politician, Pittsburgh's first and to date only female mayor. Garf Wants You To Die

Mason, Angela Born 9 August 1944  (High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England) Civil servant and activist, former director of Stonewall and a current member of Camden Borough Council. Sporting Lesbian

Mason, Margery Born 27 September 1913  (Hackney, London, England) Actress in films & TV roles, perhaps best known for her role in Peak Practice as Alice North. It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Stiffer Steaks

Mason, Nick Born 27 January 1944  (Edgbaston, Warwickshire, England) Pink Floyd drummer and songwriter, equally well known for his long motorsport career in endurance and rallying events. Drop the Pilot

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Diepod Shuffle Pan Breed The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Massa, Eric Born 16 September 1959  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former Democrat member of the House of Representatives. Resigned for reasons of health in 2010. Freddie The Cat

Massiel, (singer) Born 2 August 1947  (Madrid, Spain) Eurovision Song Contest winner in 1968, beating Sir Cliff's Congratulations. Her winning entry was full of deep meaningful lyrics - actually that's a lie, it was called 'La la la'. I wonder how it went? Death For Everybody

Massú, Nicolás Born 10 October 1979  (Vina del Mar, Chile) Former reasonably successful tennis player from Chile. If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Masterson, Ronnie Born 4 April 1926  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Actress and widow of actor Ray McAnally. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Dead Space 5000

Masur, Kurt Born 8 July 1927  (Brieg, Lower Silesia) Music conductor. Death Speaks German

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Living In A Box We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Matkovic, Draga Born 4 November 1907  (Zagreb, Croatia) Croatian-born German classical pianist. Died in July 2013 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the 'Sounds of the Sixties' show since 1990. Cannock Killing Club Radio Ga Ga Gone

Matthews, Francis Born 2 September 1927  (York, England) Actor, the voice of 'Captain Scarlet' in the 1960s TV series. Also collaborated with Morecambe and Wise. The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment Time's-Up Team

May, Elaine Born 21 April 1932  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Oscar-nominated screenwriter and wife of film director Stanley Donen. Dead Space 5000

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the "Blues Boom" of the late 60s. Perhaps the most notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Tazman's Hit List

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off 'The Royal'. Another Day Better Dead Than Red Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Death by Hedgehog Carry On Up The Crem Doornails R Us Hippoposthumous Madonna's Hand of Bod One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food One Scythe Fits All Pass The Sick Bucket Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Tazman's Hit List The Final Curtaincall The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Stench of Brit Sit-Com We Don't Talk Anymore

Mayröcker, Friederike Born 20 December 1924  (Vienna, Austria) Austrian poet. Death Speaks German

Mbeki, Epainette Born 1 February 1916  (Mount Fletcher, Drakensburg, South Africa) Mother of former South African President, Thabo Mbeki & was a former political activist herself, along with her late husband, Govan. Politically Dead

McAfee, John Born in England  (exact date unknown) Computer programmer and developer of the MacAfee anti-virus which plugs it's wares in an ironically viral sort of way. Deported from Guatemala to the USA in 2012 on suspicion of murder. Born 1945. Casting Pickton's Pork Pies Plowing The Deep Steviator's Terminators Tentoesup The Vyrdolak Wonderflonium

McAlpine, Alistair Born 14 May 1942  (Hampshire, England) Businessman & general toff, former treasurer for the Conservative Party. Not a paedophile, right? I'll Sleep When You're Dead

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Corpsicle

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Gray Panthers

McCall, C. W. Born 15 November 1928  (Audubon, Iowa, USA) Country musician who had a massive hit with 'Convoy' in 1976. Grand Ole Opry XX

McCall, Davina Born 16 October 1967  (Wimbledon, London, England) Complete fruit loop, but strangely successful TV presenter, who despite her age, acts as if she is 17. Also has the annoying habit of SHOUTING AT THE END OF THE SENTENCE NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT! Minibus Of Death

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Nearer My God To Thee

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Bouttells Death Squad Sean's Coffin Dodgers

McCoist, Ally Born 24 September 1962  (Bellshill, Scotland) Current Rangers FC manager, former player for them and Scotland. Also a godawful team captain and TV personality on 'A Question of Sport'. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

McColgan, Liz Born 24 May 1964  (Dundee, Tayside, Scotland) Long distance and marathon runner, whose finest moment came in 1991, when she won World Championship Gold in Tokyo. Daughter is also an athlete. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

McColl, Iain  Born 27 January 1954  (Dumbarton, Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Died 5 July 2013  (Glasgow, Scotland) Age at death: 59  (read death notice) Scottish actor, best remembered as Dodie in 'Rab C Nesbitt'. And My Name Is Larry! On The Box/In The Box Ste Grah

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCowen, Alec Born 26 May 1925  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Actor, the third to play 'Q' in James Bond, albeit in 'Never Say Never Again'. Nearer My God To Thee

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Dr Who(s) Next

McCrae, Gwen Born 21 December 1943  (Penascola, Florida, USA) R&B singer, best known for her 1975 hit, 'Rocking Chair'. Dead and Dusted 3

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. 20 to 1 Safe Betts Carrie in the Nidge Toast of the Turf

McCullough, Billy Born 27 July 1935  (Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland) Former Arsenal and Northern Ireland international footballer. Gunners Go Goodbye

McCullough, Henry Born 21 July 1943  (Portstewart, Northern Ireland) Guitarist, and singer, probably most famous until 2012 for being in Wings. Had a heart-attack in 2012, and although he was seriously ill, he is recovering. The BBC, however, killed him off with a news report and obituary. Amanita Virosa Stone Dead Cert This Mortal Coil Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

McCurry, Mike Born 4 June 1964  (Glasgow, Scotland) Former referee who controversially denied Dundee United a penalty and a goal in a crucial match versus Rangers, which was the final straw in a number of pro-Rangers decisions. It later turned out he was a Rangers fan. An accountant, he quit both roles afterwards. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

McDonald, Michael Born 12 February 1952  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Singer with Steely Dan, or more famously, The Doobie Brothers. Pass Me The Mike

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Better Dead Than Red Bouttells Death Squad Bury My Stiff

McDowell, Malcolm Born 13 June 1943  (Leeds, England) Actor who played the iconic Mick Travis in a trilogy of Lindsay Anderson films in the 60s, 70s and 80s before playing the villian in a succession of low rent films. You're way better than that, Malcolm... Bucket O'Hare

McEnery, John Born 1 November 1943  (Birmingham, England) English stage and film actor. Cannock Killing Club

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. Cannock Killing Club

McEnroe, John Born 16 February 1959  (Wiesbaden, Germany) Enfant terrible of tennis in the 1970's, who became an elder terrible, before settling down as a broadcaster and commentator. Tennis Wars

Mcgeough, Gerry Born in Dungannon, Co. Tyrone, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Born 1958. Former member of the IRA who is now an activist, recently released from jail after serving a spell for attempted murder. The Suffering

McGraw, Phil Born 1 September 1950  (Vinita, Oklahoma, USA) Better known as Dr. Phil, TV host, author, agony uncle and psychologist. You Die Now

McGuinness, Judith Date and place of birth unknown Hmmm, curious one this. The only solid info I could find on this cancer-afflicted mother-of-two was from the Daily Mail one week after this team was sent! Must be inside information... And My Name Is Larry!

McGuinness, Martin Born 23 May 1950  (Derry, Nothern Ireland) Former hard-line terrorist, who has transcended, almost in the blink of an eye to become a respected, high ranking politician. The Impaled Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McGuinness, Paddy Born 14 August 1973  (Bolton, Lancashire, England) Comedian, presenter of 'Take Me Out'. Let the Coffin see the Dodger! Minibus Of Death

McKagan, Duff Born 5 February 1964  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Bassist for rock bands Guns 'n Roses and Velvet Revolver. Pass Me The Mike FBLMGIT

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit Dead Spotters Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Diepod Shuffle Erith Sickos Only Fools & Corpses PRFT Savile's Specials Sean's Coffin Dodgers The Funeral Director 2013 The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard Tims Terminal Twenty

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is 'Love's Been Good To Me'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaglen, Andrew Born 28 July 1920  (London, England) Actor turned film director. Directed 'The Wild Geese' in 1978 amongst others. Pedro’s Catacomb Collective

McLeod, Murdo Born 24 September 1958  (Glasgow, Scotland) Former Celtic and Borussia Dortmund midfielder, who survived a heart-attack in 2010. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

McLetchie, David  Born 6 August 1952  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 12 August 2013  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Scottish MP, Member of the Scottish Conservative Party. Dead By Dawn

McLintock, Frank Born 28 December 1939  (Glasgow, Scotland) Legendary former Arsenal captain, who also played for QPR. Gunners Go Goodbye The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. Dead Last Dead Right Death Valley

McManners, Kathleen Born 6 July 1901  (England) One of the oldest people in Britain. Died in September 2013 but no obit. Old People, Young Death

McManus, Mick  Born 11 January 1920  (New Cross, London, England) Died 22 May 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Wrestler, a top star in the early days of televised wrestling. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Deadly Deathwatch Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Old People Smell Of Piss See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers

McNeice, Ian Born 2 October 1950  (Basingstoke, Hampshire, England) Actor, a regular on TV, radio & film. Perhaps best known for playing Bert in 'Doc Martin' and Hardcourt in the classic 1980s thriller 'Edge of Darkness'. Dr Who(s) Next

McNeill, Billy Born 2 March 1940  (Bellshill, Scotland) Legendary former Celtic player and manager. I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse

McParland, Peter Born 25 April 1934  (Newry, Down, Northern Ireland) Former Aston Villa and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored both goals in the Villa's FA Cup victory over Manchester United in 1957. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

McPartland, Marian  Born 21 March 1918  (Slough, Berkshire, England) Died 20 August 2013  (Long Island, New York, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Acclaimed jazz musician & pianist. Drunkasaskunk Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sing Your Last Song For Me

McQueen, Gordon Born 26 June 1952  (Kilbirnie, Ayrshire, Scotland) Former Leeds United and Manchester United central defender. Death At The Movies Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots

McQuiston, Billy Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) High ranking member of the Ulster Defence Association who spent more than 12 years in the Maze prison in the 1980s. Born 1958. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. Drunkasaskunk

Meadowcroft, Jim Born 15 December 1946  (Bacup, Lancashire, England) Former professional snooker player and commentator. Drunkasaskunk

Meadows, Jayne Born 27 September 1920  (Wuchang, China) American film actress, and widow of TV star Steve Allen. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. She's A Goner

Medicine Crow, Joe Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Native American historian Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Say Hello To The Angels

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. Ste Grah

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Mehsud, Hakimullah  Born in Jandola, South Wazirstan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Died 1 November 2013  (North Waziristan) Age at death: 34  (read death notice) New leader of the Taliban in Northern Pakistan, following the death of Baitullah Mehsud in 2009. Born 1979. Has a $600,000 bounty on his head, so if you're short of cash... Died In The Wool Hide & Go Die

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Meizhen, Luo  Born 9 July 1885  (Bama, Guangxi Zhuang Province, China) Died 9 June 2013  (Longhong, Guangxi, China) Age at death: 127  (read death notice) Chinese lady claiming she is 127 years old and the oldest person ever. She certaily looks old... The Grateful Dead

Mejía Victores, Óscar Humberto Born 9 December 1930  (Guatemala City, Guatemala) President of Guatemala from 1983-86. DeadHead

Memisevic, Chloe Born 17 February 1993  (Uppsala Uppland, Sweden) Swedish model. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Menchú, Rigoberta Born 9 January 1959  (Laj Chimel, El Quiché, Guatemala) Guatemalan woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1992. Muertos Nobel Loserettes

Mendez, Tony Born in Eureka, Nevada, USA  (exact date unknown) Now retired CIA officer who had many dealings with Iran in the Cold War as seen in the Oscar-winning film 'Argo'. Born 1940. Death At The Movies

Menem, Carlos Born 2 July 1930  (Anillaco, La Rioja, Argentina) President of Argentina from 1989-1999. Was subsequently indicted for all sort of corruption charges but still serves on the Argentine senate. DeadHead P&T Killjoy Extravaganza

Mengistu, Haile Mariam Born 27 May 1937  (Addis Ababa, Ethiopia) Absolute shit of a man who was former dictator of Ethiopia. Afrika Korpses

Menino, Thomas Born 27 December 1942  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Current and 53rd Mayor of Boston. Sleeping With The Fishes

Mercer, Joe Born 25 October 1934  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) One of the most successful jockeys of his generation, riding over 2000 winners from 1947-85. Toast of the Turf

Mercer, Sean Born 17 September 1990  (Liverpool, England) Teenage killer of Croxteth schoolboy Rhys Jones in 2007. Now serving 22 years at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Merchant, Larry Born 11 February 1931  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Boxing journalist, analyst and broadcaster. Hippoposthumous

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit Dispatch Dudes Fledermaus Madonna's Hand of Bod Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Nervous Nineties So Much For Their Happy Endings Sovereign-Reaper Time's-Up Team

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Partridge As Reaper

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Merwin, John David Born 26 September 1921  (St. Croix, Virgin Islands, USA) Governor of the US Virgin Islands from 1958-1961. Leading To(o) Dead...

Metcalfe, Burt Born 19 March 1935  (Saskatchewan, Canada) TV producer, director and writer most notably of the hit series M*A*S*H. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife We Don't Talk Anymore

Metsu, Bruno  Born 28 January 1954  (Coudekerque-Village, Nord, France) Died 14 October 2013  (Coudekerque-Village, Nord, France) Age at death: 59  (read death notice) French football manager who plies his trade mainly in Africa. Led Senegal to the World Cup quarter final in 2002. A Pelican In The Wilderness Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen David Quantick's Showbiz Pals I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Pan Breed Ste Grah The Grey Horde The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Mexia, Soledad Born 13 August 1899  (Sinaloa, Mexico) One of the oldest living people. Died in August 2013 but no obit. Falling Off The Perch

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has had a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Bladerunner Catty Coffin Dodger 69 Corpsicle Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Death Is Not The End Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Dispatch Dudes Doornails R Us Dress re-Hearse-als Erith Sickos Gemma's Dilemmas GMC Ghost Town I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Mourning Glory Never Trust A Man With A Beard Old Lags And Old Slags Pass The Sick Bucket Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snuff’s Enough Stiffer Steaks Taking the Michael Down Like A Clown We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Michael of Kent, Prince Born 4 July 1942  (Coppins, Iver, Buckinghamshire, England) Cousin of the Queen, Grandson of King George V. Mainly has a ceremonial role, and is especially linked with Wimbledon's tennis prizegivings. The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen The Sadistic Statistics

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Taking the Michael

Michaels, Shawn Born 22 July 1965  (Chandler, Arizona, USA) Former top wrestler, now a broadcaster. Death Valley

Michell, Keith Born 1 December 1928  (Adelaide, Australia) Australian actor, best known for his portrayal of the titular king in 'The Six Wives of Henry VIII'. Taking the Michael This Is Your Death Wayne Manor

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. Brown Bananas  Dance On Your Grave Simply Dead Ste Grah Taking the Michael

Michie, Helga Born 1 November 1921  (Vienna, Austria) Twin sister of author Ilse Aichinger. Death Speaks German

Middleton, Carole Born 31 January 1955  (Perivale, Ealing, London, England) Mother of Pippa and Kate/Princess Catherine. It Tolls For Thee

Middleton, Evelyn Born 15 November 1909  (Ellon, Aberdeenshire, Scotland) With Edith Ritchie, officially confirmed as the oldest twins in Britain in 2012. Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Gray Panthers Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Middleton, Pippa Born 6 September 1983  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Superbly bummed sister of Princess Catherine. You're Gone!!

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Mikasa, Prince Born 2 December 1915  (Tokyo, Japan) Uncle of Japanese emperor Akihito. By Royal Appointment Inquilinekea/Simfish Taking the Michael

Mikasa, Princess Born 4 June 1923  (Tokyo, Japan) One of the members of the Japanese Royal Family. Death is International

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Wayne Manor

Millan, Bruce  Born 5 October 1927  (Dundee, Scotland) Died 21 February 2013  (Glasgow, Scotland) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Secretary of State for Scotland in the Callaghan government. People I Think Might Die In 2013 United

Miller, Denny Born 25 April 1934  (Bloomington, Indiana, USA) Actor, best known for his role in Westerns, like 'Wagon Train' and 'Northwest Passage'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Miller, James Blake Born 10 July 1984  (Pike County, Kentucky, USA) US Iraq War veteran who came to prominence as the 'Marlbro Marine' in 2004, when a picture of him with a cigarette in his mouth after combat went around the World. Clathrate Gun

Millwall, Andrew  Date and place of birth unknown Died 6 May 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 53  (read death notice) Boxing fan and social media nerd who is battling cancer. Born 1960. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals

Mimoun, Alain  Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) Died 27 June 2013  (Saint-Mandé, France) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck Of The Dead

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. Deathglam Industries It's Time to Dim the Lights... Last Train To Palookaville Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of 'Neighbours' fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. Death Stalks United

Minovitch, Michael Born 7 June 1935  (California, USA) Scientist who showed that spacecraft trajectories could be designed such that they could gain velocity by travelling close to a planet orbiting the sun. Rotters

Misch, Rochus  Born 29 July 1917  (Oppelin, Upper Silesia, Poland) Died 5 September 2013  (Berlin, Germany) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Former Nazi, one of the few survivors from Hitler's bunker. 20 Dirty Rotters Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bazzilliant C.A.Daver Crazycarl Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England Deadly Deathwatch Der Gevatter Ruft Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doornails R Us Ethnic Cleansing Friday the 2013th Guild Of Master Reapers Hide & Go Die Inigo, I Hope We Win It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim!  I Will Survive!  Weakend At Bernies Mave's Graves Nervous Nineties Ninja Zombies Rule! Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Puzlman's Passing Picks Romancing The Headstone See You In Hell Inquilinekea/Simfish Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Dead Certs The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grey Horde The Living End The Suffering Tomb It May Concern Turd Ferguson You're Not Breathing Anymore

Mishra, Jyoti Born 30 July 1966  (Rourkela, Odisha, India) Dance artist and musician of the band White Town who had a surprise No 1. hit in 1997, with 'Your Woman'. The 90's Are Dead

Mitchell, Andrea Born 30 October 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) NBC journalist and wife of former Federal Reserve head Alan Greenspan. Mr. Yuck

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Mitchell, Shirley  Born 4 November 1919  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Died 11 November 2013  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Actress, known for her TV and voice work. Grim Sleeper I Will Survive!

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms 'Till Death Us Do Part' (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel 'In Sickness and in Health'. One Scythe Fits All See You In Heaven Stiffer Steaks The Blue And White Reaper The Dirt Nappers The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. Death Is Not The End Mourner's Kadish You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Mngeni, Xolile Born in South Africa  (exact date unknown) Alleged hitman in the murder of Anni Dewani. Born c. 1984. Girlfriend In A Coma JoeRam Live Forever With Line 5 Seasideessexxile

Mockford, Jeanne Born 15 March 1926  (London, England) Actress, often in comic roles - 'Up Pompeii' and 'Little Britain' for example. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) Former King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Moffat, John Born 17 June 1919  (Swinton, nr Kelso, Scotland) Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm pilot, who was chiefly responsible for sinking the Bismarck back in 1941. Amanita Virosa

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in 'Happy Days'. Aye, they're off the fags alright Casting Deathglam Industries Exit Stage Left Garf Wants You To Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Girlfriend In A Coma HackinNcackin' Hippoposthumous JoeRam "M" Is The Deadliest Letter One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Pickett's Pooped Off Picks Rexy's Rotten Bodies Tazman's Hit List The Dead Certs Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead FBLMGIT Time They Went To Sleep Forever  Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! Wayne Manor Tims Terminal Twenty

Molinaro, Édouard  Born 13 May 1928  (Gironde, Bourdeaux, France) Died 7 December 2013  (Paris, France) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) French film director, who has also worked in international films. The Deadest of the Dead

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. The Forest Lawn Jockeys I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here "M" Is The Deadliest Letter "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Riding The Jesus Train They're Off The Ballot Now Time To Make A Death List

Monteros, Rosenda Born 31 August 1935  (Veracruz, Mexico) Actress, whose best known role is Petra in 'The Magnificent Seven'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of 'Oliver!'. Death by Hedgehog Food For Worms Eaten by Worms Final Curtain Keeper Of The Heads Where's My Damn List

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Taking the Michael

Moore, Demi Born 11 November 1962  (Roswell, New Mexico, USA) Actress, who went from wholesome girl next door in 'Ghost' to stripper in 'Striptease'. Deadfellas Sleeping With The Fishes

Moore, Juanita Born 19 October 1922  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Oscar-nominated actress. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Taking the Michael

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's 'A View to a Kill'. The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die Aye, they're off the fags alright Coffin Dodger 69 Deathglam Industries Geneva Blues Gwynhafyr Hangman's XX I Told You They Were Sick It's Time to Dim the Lights... Jump the Shark 4.0 Matt’s Grave Dodgers No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die On The Box/In The Box PRFT Roger And Out The Honey Trap Sean's Coffin Dodgers Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen Wayne Manor

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand Speedway champion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Moore, Stephen Born 11 December 1937  (Brixton, London, England) British actor - the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Final Curtain

Morales Bermúdez, Francisco Born 4 October 1921  (Lima, Peru) President of Peru from 1975-1980. Muertos

Moran, Erin Born 18 October 1960  (Burbank, California, USA) Actress, Joanie in 'Happy Days'. Harry Patch's Love Child Plowing The Deep Simpson's Stiffs

Morano-Martinuzzi, Emma Born 29 November 1899  (Italy) One of the oldest Europeans alive. The Pussy Perishes Last

Morat, Rose Born 4 February 1906  (New York, USA) Centenarian whose assault in 2007 caused such outrage in New York, that the perpatrator Jack Rhodes was imprisoned for 75 years. Died in August 2013 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Moreau, Jeanne Born 23 January 1928  (Paris, France) French actress, singer, and director, best known for her starring role in François Truffaut's 'Jules et Jim' (1962). Happy No Year

Moreland, Mo Date and place of birth unknown Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1947. Breathless In Seattle

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Morgan, Cliff  Born 7 April 1930  (Trebanog, Rhondda, Wales) Died 29 August 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Welsh rugby union player, then became a respected TV broadcaster. It Tolls For Thee The Deadest of the Dead

Morgan, Jaye P. Born 3 December 1931  (Montezuma County, Colorado, USA) Husky-voiced singer and actress. Frequently appeared as a judge on 'The Gong Show', but was banned from it after exposing her breasts on national TV. Not to be confused with the long-deceased banker whose name was the source of her "Jaye P" nickname. It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Morgan, Michèle Born 29 February 1920  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French actress, in some Hollywood films. Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. Minibus Of Death

Morgan-Giles, Morgan  Born 19 June 1914  (West Tytherley, Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) Died 4 May 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) British Navy stalwart who later became Conservative Party MP for Winchester for about 15 years. Curse Of Fame Going Green Windsor's OBE

Morley, Malcolm Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) Photorealist artist. All Death Is Consolation

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. Matt’s Grave Dodgers Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Morris, Arthur Born 19 January 1922  (Bondi, New South Wales, Australia) Australian Test cricketer, one of Don Bradman's 1948 "Invincibles" team. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted The Dead Certs

Morris, Aubrey Born 1 June 1926  (Portsmouth, Hampshire, England) Character actor perhaps best recognised as Alex's parole officer in 'A Clockwork Orange' and the eternally bathing captain of the Golgafrinchan B Ark in TV's 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Brown Bananas Sometimes They Come Back

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. ZZ Topped

Morris, Oswald Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including 'Oliver!' and 'Our Man In Havana'. Kentucky Fried Genocide Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Morris, Raymond Born 3 August 1929  (Walsall, Staffordshire, England) Killer, who killed three school girls in Cannock Chase in the 1960's. Still jailed today. Cannock Killing Club

Morrison, Mark Born 3 May 1972  (Hanover, Germany) British singer and rapper, best known for 'Return of the Mack' and also for being a bit of a nob. The 90's Are Dead

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel Loserettes Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Trojan Hearse

Morton, Ricky Born 21 September 1956  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Another wrestler, who looks a little like Peter Stringfellow. Now retired from the sport. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Moshino, Shun Born 1 April 1900  (Okinawa, Japan) One of the oldest living people. The Pussy Perishes Last

Mosley, Nicholas Born 25 June 1923  (London, England) Novelist son of 1930s fascist, Oswald Mosley. Garf Wants You To Die

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Once hungs around with Pete Doherty. Now hangs around with some other fashionable rock musician... Last Train To Palookaville What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ Bereft of life they rest in peace, if you hadn't nailed them Better Dead Than Red Don't Eat The Figs Fledermaus Gwynhafyr Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Red-Flagged This Is Your Death

Mothersbaugh, Mark Born 18 May 1950  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Lead singer of the artrock band Devo. My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis!

Moyá, Carlos Born 27 August 1976  (Palma, Mallorca, Spain) Former tennis player, an ace on clay, winning the French Open in 1998. Tennis Wars

Mswati III, King Born 19 April 1968  (Raleigh Fitkin Memorial Hospital, Swaziland) King of Swaziland since 1986. Has 13 wives & 27 (thus far) children. By Royal Ascent

Muamba, Fabrice Born 6 April 1988  (Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of the Congo) Bolton Wanderers midfielder who suffered a heart attack in a FA Cup game in 2012 and was very lucky to survive. Had to retire due to this, but has kept involved with the sport and gained a far bigger following and respect than he had before his heart attack. Insert Name Here Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. It's Grim Up North 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ Afrika Korpses ...And I Feel Fine! …and There Was Great Rejoicing Black Penguins Of Doom Buzzards Circling The Drain  Clathrate Gun Crazycarl Curse Of Fame Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead Centre Of England Deadfellas Death Grips Await Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Deathpig Deceased Hose Food For Worms Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fledermaus Fuck 'Em All Funeral Holmes Going Green Guild Of Master Reapers Harry Patch's Love Child WIDE of-the MARK Researched To Death Heads In A Bag Headstone of State Hell To The Chief Hunting Halos I Drink Your Milkshake I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here Inigo, I Hope We Win I Think We're Alone Now I Told You They Were Sick It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! It Tolls For Thee JoeRam Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots L00ney51 They're Loving Angels Instead Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Min Reaper "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Morbid United FC Mr. Yuck Noodle Squad Only Fools & Corpses People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Puzlman's Passing Picks Real Creaking Gates Rexy's Rotten Bodies Say Hi To Uncle George The Waiting List Shovelful Of Dirt Simply Dead Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It  Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert The Conqueror Worm The Dead Cows The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove There's A Shiva In The Park The Suffering The Grim Grampian Reapers The Unspiritualist Toasted Brown Bread If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing... Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Weed 'Em And Reap Who Turned Out The Lights?  Worm Farmer You Must Be Croaking!

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". There has been at least one alleged plot to assassinate the Marxist-when-it-suits-him leader. 20 Dirty Rotters 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing Afrika Korpses ...And I Feel Fine! …and There Was Great Rejoicing A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Bet on Black! Bouttells Death Squad By Royal Appointment Chelski Pensioners Crazycarl Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators The Don Dance On Your Grave Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead and Loving it...! Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Drop Deadline Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Grips Await Death From Down Under Deathpig Der Gevatter Ruft Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch Fledermaus The Forest Lawn Jockeys Geneva Blues Green Machine Grim Sleeper  WIDE of-the MARK Headstone of State Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I Drink Your Milkshake I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here I Told You I Was Ill I Told You They Were Sick Just Die Will You Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Lead, Follow and Die This Year Live Forever With Line 5 Live is Evil Lover Glovers Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mors Certa Noodle Squad Pan Breed P&T Killjoy Extravaganza PRFT Prunella Vulgaris Real Creaking Gates Seasideessexxile See You In Hell Sporting A Solemn Look Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Steviator's Terminators Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tango Uniform Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Conqueror Worm The Grey Horde The Politicorpses The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen The Unspiritualist Toasted Brown Bread Wall Street Massacre Windsor The Troll Yorkshire Crypt Kickers You're Gone!!

Muir, Karen  Born 16 September 1952  (Kimberley, Northern Cape, South Africa) Died 1 April 2013  (Cape Town, South Africa) Age at death: 60  (read death notice) South African swimmer who broke quite a few world records as a teenager. However, she was never able to compete in the Olympics as a consequence of the sporting boycott of Apartheid-era South Africa. Misers The Newstreet Boys Death Squad Thomas Jefferson Survives Weed 'Em And Reap

Muldaur, Maria Born 12 September 1943  (Greenwich Village, New York, USA) Folk singer, whose best known hit was the 1974 song 'Midnight at the Oasis'. Dead and Dusted 3

Müller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. Nobel Loserettes

Müller, Lisa Date and place of birth unknown Wife of 2010 World Cup Golden Boot winner Thomas Müller. Born 1989. A Million To One Shot

Mulloy, Gardnar Born 22 November 1913  (Washington DC, USA) Tennis player, reached the US Open final in 1952. Old People, Young Death

Mundon, Tommy Born in Halesowen, West Midlands, England  (exact date unknown) Stand up comic, popular in the Birmingham area. Born 1927 Cannock Killing Club

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Munro, Caroline Born 16 January 1949  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) Actress, the glamour girl or love interest in many a horror or sci-fi film, but was also a Bond Girl. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Munro, Les Born 5 April 1919  (Gisborne District, North Island, New Zealand) The last surviving pilot of the Dambusters Raid of May 1943. Drunkasaskunk Time's-Up Team

Munroe, Carmen Born in Berbice, Guyana  (exact date unknown) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Murayama, Tomiichi Born 3 March 1924  (Oita Prefecture, Japan) Prime Minister of Japan from 1994 to 1996. Was the first Japanese PM to publicly apologise for the conduct of Japan in the Second World War. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. 20 Dirty Rotters Another Day Deathglam Industries Dress re-Hearse-als Hangman's XX Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! See You In Hell You Die Now

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. Last of the Summer Winos The Honey Trap The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Murphy, Matt "Guitar" Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. On A Mission To God  Plowing The Deep

Murray, Andy Born 15 May 1987  (Glasgow, Scotland) Tennis player, currently Britain's highest ranked professional. Finally ended Britain's long wait for a male Wimbledon singles champion in 2013. Tennis Wars Minibus Of Death

Murray, Colm  Born 22 March 1952  (Moate, County Westmeath, Rep of Ireland) Died 29 July 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Irish sports broadcaster, best known for his work in horse racing. Has motor neuron disease. Better Them Than Us!

Murray, Gordon Date and place of birth unknown Animator and creator of the "Trumptonshire Trilogy" - 'Camberwick Green', 'Trumpton' and 'Chigley'. Born 1921. 20 Shades of Grey

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Died In The Wool Radio Ga Ga Gone

Murray, Pauline Born 8 March 1958  (Durham, County Durham, England) Singer with punk band Penetration. Punks, Not Dead

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. AbraCadaver Juicy Janny Lard Bazaar One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone Tick Tock Time's-Up Team

Murray, Sean Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Reputed member of the IRA but officially is the Chairman of the Springfield Rd Residents Action Group who are opposed to loyalist marches. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. Former DDP Unique Jokers "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Musial, Stan  Born 21 November 1920  (Donora, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 19 January 2013  (Ladue, Missouri, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Legendary baseball player who enjoyed a 22-year career (1941-63) with the St Louis Cardinals. Ash Cream Harry Patch's Love Child "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mr C Not At All Well

Mustaine, Dave Born 13 September 1961  (La Mesa, California, USA) Singer & guitarist, lead singer of Megadeth and guitarist for Metallica. Savile's Specials

Mutafyan of Constantinople, Mesrob II Born 16 June 1956  (Istanbul, Turkey) Armenian Patriarch of Constantinople since 1998. I Drink Your Milkshake

Myers, Dave Born 8 September 1957  (Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, England) One of the two Hairy Bikers, the successful and unorthodox cooking duo. Dress re-Hearse-als

Myerson, Bess Born 16 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to win the Miss America beauty pageant and went on to have a career as a TV personality. Later dabbled in politics. Garf Wants You To Die

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