Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2013: C

Previous letter (B) | A-Z Index | Next letter (D)

Caballé, Montserrat Born 12 April 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Opera singer, who famously sung 'Barcelona' with Freddie Mercury, which became the signature tune of the 1992 Olympics. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Muertos

Caccia Dominioni, Luigi Born 7 December 1913  (Milan, Italy) Italian architect. Old People, Young Death

Caesar, Sid Born 8 September 1922  (Yonkers, New York, USA) '50s and '60s comedian and star of American TV. Later appeared in a diverse range of films, including Grease and Cannonball Run II. Bazzilliant Body Snatcher's Body-Count Breathless In Seattle Death On The Rocks Doornails R Us Eternity Tours But Oswald I'm Dead. Well, Nobody's Perfect Laughter Kills Madonna's Hand of Bod Meister Mayhem Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Riding The Jesus Train Sexystf 2013 The 1922 Committee Time To Make A Death List

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. Pass Me The Mike Pass The Sick Bucket

Cairney, John Born 16 February 1930  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor who apeared in the original Titanic film 'A Night to Remember'. Nearer My God To Thee

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. Death Valley

Caldow, Eric Born 14 May 1934  (Cumnock, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Cale, JJ  Born 5 December 1938  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Died 26 July 2013  (La Jolla, California, USA) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Laid back blues and rock guitarist. Obsure0's

Cale, John Born 9 March 1942  (Garnant, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, Wales) Another of OoO's great living Welshman, of which The Man In Black shares those sentiments. Cale has been in music for aeons - as a composer, producer & songwriter. But to most people, best remembered for his distinctive sounds as he played the harpsichord, keyboards, piano, viola, organs & bass (not all at the same time) as part of The Velvet Underground. Pobol Y Fedd

Callaghan, Nigel Born 12 September 1962  (Singapore) Ex-footballer. Former Watford FC and Derby County winger. Ethnic Cleansing Cannock Killing Club

Calvert, John  Born 5 August 1911  (New Trenton, Indiana, USA) Died 27 September 2013  (Lancaster, California, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Magician and actor. Played the Falcon in the titular 1940s film series. Worm Farmer

Cameron, Earl Born 8 August 1917  (Pembroke, Bermuda) Pioneering actor who helped raised the profile of black actors in the UK in the 1960s. Friday the 2013th

Campbell, Alan  Born 24 May 1917  (place of birth unknown) Died 30 June 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Baron Campbell of Alloway, a former high court judge. Pedro’s Catacomb Collective Real Creaking Gates

Campbell, Glen Born 22 April 1936  (Billstown, Arizona, USA) Country singer who his just as infamous for alcohol, cocaine and violence as he is for 'Rhinestone Cowboy'. Brown Bread Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal  Creme De La Crem Dead Spotters Geneva Blues Grand Ole Opry XX Grim Sleeper Happy No Year You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers Ladies Bodybags Living In A Box Not At All Well Only Fools & Corpses Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snort The Ashes Song To The Siren Team Honey Boo Boo The Dead Cows The Dirt Nappers The Importance Of Being Urn-ish We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Campbell, Jane Born 19 April 1959  (Kingston Hill, Surrey, England) Disability campaigner, now Baroness Campbell of Surbiton. Plowing The Deep

Campert, Remco Born 29 July 1929  (The Hague, Netherlands) Dutch poet. If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing...

Camping, Harold  Born 19 July 1921  (Boulder, Colorado, USA) Died 14 December 2013  (Alameda, California, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Christian broadcaster who in 2011 forecast the end of the World would be on May 21st 2011. Finally met his own apocalypse in December 2013... 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year  Friday the 2013th See You In Hell Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce The Dead Certs The End of the World As We Know It

Canestri, Giovanni Born 30 September 1918  (Castelspina, Italy) Roman catholic cardinal. Archbishop of Genoa from 1987-1995. The Pope

Canfield, Mary Grace Born 3 September 1924  (Rochester, New York, USA) Actress best known for playing the butter-fingered carpenter Ralph Monroe in the US sitcom 'Green Acres'. Despite the name and the profession, she was a female character! Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Cannon, Nick Born 8 October 1980  (San Diego, California, USA) Actor and rapper who is married to Mariah Carey. The Grim Grampian Reapers

Cant, Brian Born 12 July 1933  (Ipswich, Suffolk, England) Legendary children's TV presenter, whose face should be instantly recognisable to anyone in the UK between the ages of 25-50. Also a serious actor, mostly on stage. Mourning Glory Pooil Vaaish The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Cantona, Eric Born 24 May 1966  (Marseille, France) Charismatic, kung-fu kicking, erudite ex-footballer with Manchester United & France. The 90's Are Dead

Cao, Zheng Born 9 July 1966  (Shanghai, China) Chinese-born mezzo-soprano. Had a relationship with actor Troy Donahue before his death in 2001. Died in February 2013 but no obit. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Capovilla, Loris Francesco Born 14 October 1915  (Pontelongo, Italy) Roman catholic prelate. Was personal papal secretary to Pope John XXIII. Old People, Young Death

Capriati, Jennifer Born 29 March 1976  (New York City, New York, USA) Former tennis player. Bounced back from a conviction for possession of marijuana to win the Australian and French Open titles in 2001. Tennis Wars

Capron, Brian Born 11 February 1947  (Eye, Suffolk, England) Actor, remembered as the devious Richard Hillman in 'Coronation Street'. Carry On Up The Crem

Carbajal, Antonio Born 7 June 1929  (Mexico City, Mexico) Former Mexico national goalkeeper. One of only 2 players to have appeared in five World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Card, Orson Scott Born 24 August 1951  (Richland, Washington, USA) Science fiction author. Steviator's Terminators

Cardin, Pierre Born 6 July 1922  (Venice, Italy) French fashion designer, known, if anything, for designing the bubble dress. Dead Is Dead Death by Hedgehog Jesus Jones Ladies Bodybags Real Creaking Gates Sick Scouser In Black The 1922 Committee Will Jim Fix It For Me? Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

Carey, Alison Date and place of birth unknown Estranged sister of soul singer Mariah Carey. Born c. 1961. Alfred Lord Heinous

Carius, Lt Otto Born 27 May 1922  (Zweibrücken, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany) German tank commander in the Second World War. Reputed to have destroyed over 150 tanks in his career. The 1922 Committee

Carle, Eric Born 25 June 1929  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Children's author and illustrator best known for the 1969 book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Carlisle, Mary Born 3 February 1912  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Former film child actress & singer. Gray Panthers Hangman's XX john_thomas_alerdice

Carlsson  , Erik Born 5 March 1929  (Trollhättan, Sweden) Swedish rally driver, nicknamed "Carlsson on the roof" because of his habit of regularly rolling his car onto it's roof. You'd have to be Swedish to really get the joke... Optimus Primed For Death Red-Flagged

Carlucci, Frank Born 18 October 1930  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) US Secretary of Defense from 1987-1989. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Carluccio, Antonio Born 19 April 1937  (Vietri sul Mare, Italy) Chubby restaurateur behind the eponymous Carluccio's chain. Born 1937. Something Original

Carne, Judy Born 27 April 1939  (Northampton, Northamptonshire, England) English born actress, who found fame in US TV as part of the 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In' team. Was once married to Burt Reynolds (I'm sure I've written that before). Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Caro, Anthony  Born 8 March 1924  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Died 23 October 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Abstract metal sculptor, who uses metal as his tools for creation. All Death Is Consolation

Carolgees, Bob Born 12 May 1948  (Birmingham, England) Comedian and puppeteer. Born just plain Robert Johnson, Bob Carolgees first entered the public realm in the Saturday morning kids show behemoth 'Tiswas'. He went on to do numerous commercials for Hellmann's Mayonnaise. But he's chiefly known for having his hand up a dog's arse! Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Carpenter, Scott  Born 1 May 1925  (Boulder, Colorado, USA) Died 10 October 2013  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former astronaut & test pilot for NASA, the 4th man in Space, the 2nd man to orbit the Earth. Happy No Year 2013 Keeper Of The Heads

Carr, Pearl Born 2 November 1923  (Exmouth, Devon, England) One half of the famous UK musical act of the 1950s with Teddy Johnson. Death For Everybody Pop Goes The Pop Star

Carrington, Desmond Born 23 May 1926  (Bromley, Kent, England) Broadcaster, almost exclusively on radio, for the past 50 years. Pop Goes The Pop Star Radio Ga Ga Gone

Carrington, Peter Born 6 June 1919  (London, England) Former British Foreign Secretary, Secretary-General of NATO, and something equally high-ranking in the UN. Black Penguins Of Doom Dance On Your Grave Dead Commons Doornails R Us Iron Lacky

Carroll, Michael Born 29 March 1983  (Swaffham, Norfolk, England) Moronic "King of Chavs" who won £9.7m on the National Lottery in 2002, but has apparently managed to blow the lot already, whilst racking up numerous convictions and a prison sentence. Taking the Michael

Carroll, Pat Born 5 May 1927  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Actress - voice of the villanous Ursula in 'The Little Mermaid'. I Hear Voices

Carroll, Ronnie Born 18 August 1934  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Northern Irish singer and would-be politician. Death For Everybody

Carroll, Ted Date and place of birth unknown Record label founder and manager of Irish rock legends Thin Lizzy. See You In Heaven

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. ...And I Feel Fine!

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. Dead And Don't Know It Eaten by Worms "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Gag Slow And Die Billy Graham Must Die Happy No Year Headstone of State I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse Jump the Shark 4.0 Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Michael Winner's Death Wish "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Politicorpses There goes another one :) The Suffering They're Off The Ballot Now Toasted Brown Bread Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter Who Turned Out The Lights? You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Carter, Rosalynn Born 18 August 1927  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Wife of former US President Jimmy Carter. Billy Graham Must Die Grim Sleeper They're Off The Ballot Now

Carter, Rubin "Hurricane" Born 6 May 1937  (Clifton, New Jersey, USA) Middleweight boxer whose 1967 conviction for triple murder was quashed in 1985. Was subject of Bob Dylan's 'Hurricane' in 1975. Daniel Faraday's Notebook Inigo, I Hope We Win Golden Slumbers

Cary, Diana Serra Born 26 October 1918  (Merced, California, USA) Child actress of the 1920s. 20 Shades of Grey Old People Smell Of Piss

Casey, Harry Wayne Born 31 January 1951  (Opa-Locka, Florida, USA) Founder of the hit disco band KC and the Sunshine Band. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Cash, Tabatha Born 27 December 1973  (Saint Denis, Paris, France) French former pornographic actress. Brimful Of Asha

Cash, Tommy Born 5 April 1940  (Dyess, Arkansas, USA) Singer-songwriter and younger brother of the Country legend Johnny Cash. Jellydead

Cassidy, David Born 12 April 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor and singer-songwriter. Became a teen heart-throb in the 1970s after shooting to fame in 'The Partridge Family'. Roy Daveision

Castro, Fidel Born 13 August 1926  (Mayari, Cuba) Lawyer and political activist who overthrew the military dictatorship of Cuba in 1959 and declared himself leader. A Marxist-Leninist and sworn enemy of the USA ever since the 1961 Bay of Pigs incident. Finally resigned from leadership in 2008. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death 5 Feet And 1 To Go Aardvark's Bupa Listing Address Unknown Amanita Virosa Another Day Ash Cream Bazzilliant Bitter Violet Bladerunner Buzzards Bxboy422 By Royal Appointment  The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Aye, they're off the fags alright Chelski Pensioners Coffin Dodger 69 Bury My Stiff     Corpsicle Creme De La Crem Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead and Loving it...! Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch  Drop Deadline Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Presidentes Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Death by Hedgehog Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death From Down Under Deathlist.net Deathpig Death Stalks United Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diepod Shuffle Food For Worms Drop Dead Celebration Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Embalmy Army "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Eternity Tours Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch The Forest Lawn Jockeys Guess Who's Dead? Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Geneva Blues George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die Going Underground Shocking Deaths 2013 Green Machine Grim Sleeper GSTQ HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround WIDE of-the MARK Researched To Death You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Headstone of State Hell To The Chief Hide & Go Die Hippoposthumous House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here I Think We're Alone Now I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Jump the Shark 4.0 Kennedy Driving School Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables Live is Evil Lover Glovers Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Matt’s Grave Dodgers Mercarte Michael Winner's Death Wish Min Reaper Mors Certa Mostly Whores Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Never Trust A Man With A Beard Noodle Squad .....Norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Noz4news One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Over My Dead Body Partridge As Reaper Pickett's Pooped Off Picks Pickton's Pork Pies Plowing The Deep P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Pooil Vaaish Prunella Vulgaris Puzlman's Passing Picks Carrie in the Nidge Rexy's Rotten Bodies Riding The Jesus Train Dead Lee Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Snuff’s Enough Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers  Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Hit List Team Cat AIDS Team Honey Boo Boo Tentoesup Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Death Stars Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Hell With It The Impaled The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Down Like A Clown The Politicorpses There goes another one :) The Suffering The Grim Grampian Reapers The Unspiritualist FBLMGIT They're Dead, Y'Know! Time They Went To Sleep Forever Toasted Brown Bread Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Welshman Will Jim Fix It For Me? You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Not Breathing Anymore Zombie Nation

Castro, Raúl Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Catherine, Princess Born 9 January 1982  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Wife of Prince William. It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead  Rotters

Cathy, S. Truett Born 14 March 1921  (Eatonton, Georgia, USA) Businessman. Founder of the Chick-fil-A fast food chain. The Bedsoring '20s

Cavalli-Sforza, Luigi Luca Born 25 January 1922  (Genoa, Italy) Italian geneticist. Professor emeritus at Stanford University in the USA. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Cavani, Liliana Born 12 January 1937  (Carpi, Modena, Italy) Italian film director, best known for her 1974 film 'The Night Porter', starring Dirk Bogarde. So Much For Their Happy Endings

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Not At All Well

Cecil, Henry  Born 11 January 1943  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Died 11 June 2013  (Cambridge, England) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Incredibly successful horse racing trainer, with wins in the UK & internationally. It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing Address Unknown  Amanita Virosa And My Name Is Larry! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Better Them Than Us! Carkers Convention 2013  Creme De La Crem Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators The Don Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave  Daniel Faraday's Notebook DDP Tofoa Death Can Be Funny Deceased Hose Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Feng Shui Pig David Quantick's Showbiz Pals The Forest Lawn Jockeys Fuck 'Em All Funeral Holmes Going Underground Grendel's Graveyard Grobler's Stiff Ones  Researched To Death If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course  I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here  I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots They're Loving Angels Instead Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs Master Mind Misers Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Octopus of Odstock People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickton's Pork Pies  Plowing The Deep The Waiting List Golden Slumbers STAB_in_the_DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert  Heading Nowhere The British (D)i(e)sles  The Dirt Nappers The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Living End Late of Lewes They're Dead, Y'Know! This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Tick Tock  Toast of the Turf  Very Ill Turned Very Dead Something Original Windsor The Troll You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You're Not Breathing Anymore

Cellier, Peter Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. The Stench of Brit Sit-Com

Cera, Michael Born 7 June 1988  (Brampton, Ontario, Canada) Canadian actor, best known for gawky roles in films such as 'Superbad' and 'Juno'. Wonderflonium

Cerami, Armand Born 4 September 1950  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor best known for his role as cop Trooper Daniel in the 1980 cult classic 'The Blues Brothers'. On A Mission To God

Cerati, Gustavo Born 11 August 1959  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Argentine rock singer-songwriter. In a coma since May 2010 after suffering a stroke. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Muertos

Cerri, Franco Born 29 January 1926  (Milan, Italy) Italian jazz guitarist. Garf Wants You To Die

Ceulemans, Raymond Born 12 July 1937  (Lier, Belgium) Prolifically successful three-cushion billiards player. Minions Of Xuleneb

Chadwick, Rev Owen Born 20 May 1916  (Cambridge, England) Professor, clergyman & theological historian. Weed 'Em And Reap

Chalmers, Judith Born 10 October 1936  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Former presenter of "Wish You Were Here?" Urban legend in the Costa Blanca says she fell off a train (The Lemon Express), stinking drunk after enjoying copious amounts of champagne & then refilmed her "actual" footage 2 days later when she recovered. However this was never proved.... Dispatch Dudes

Chalmers, Stevie Born 26 December 1936  (Glasgow) Former footballer, scored the winning goal for Celtic FC in the 1967 European Cup final. Address Unknown

Chamorro, Violeta Born 18 October 1929  (Rivas, Nicaragua) First female president of Nicaragua in 1990, following the ousting of Daniel Ortega's Sandanista regime. Muertos

Chand, Karam Born in Punjab, India  (exact date unknown) One half of Britain's longest married couple with his wife Kartari. Born 1905. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Channing, Carol Born 31 January 1921  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Broadway actress. Circling The Drain Grim McGraw HackinNcackin' It's Time to Dim the Lights...  Kentucky Fried Genocide Madonna's Hand of Bod Soylent Dreams The Grim Actuary Late of Lewes You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Chapman, Duane "Dog" Born 2 February 1953  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Bounty hunter & bail bondsman & TV star in the US. 1 Dead In Ohio

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Charleston, Anne Born in Melbourne, Australia  (exact date unknown) Actress best known as Madge Bishop in TV soap 'Neighbours'. Born 1943. Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

Charlton, Bobby Born 11 October 1937  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 1966 World Cup-winning footballer and survivor of the 1958 Munich air crash. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead Lover Glovers Prunella Vulgaris Team John Thomas The Final Whistle You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Gone!!

Charlton, Jack Born 8 May 1935  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 'Wor Jackie' (actually christened John) spent his entire football-playing career at Leeds United, and, like his younger brother Bobby, also played for England and was a member of the 1966 World Cup-winning side. He then went on to manage Middlesborough, Sheffield Wednesday, Newcastle United and the Republic of Ireland, before retiring in 1995. Bird Is The Word Come Die With Me Lord Gravedigger The Final Whistle Tick Tock

Charlton, Michael Born 1 May 1927  (Sydney, Australia) Australian broadcaster, best known as reporter on British news programme 'Panorama' in the 1960s and 70s. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Chataway, Christopher Born 31 January 1931  (London, England) Athlete turned newsreader and politician. Was the first winner of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1954 after breaking the world record in the 5000 metres. The Final Whistle

Chater, Geoffrey Born 23 March 1921  (Barnet, Hertfordshire, England) Character actor on British TV & film, on screen for more than 50 years. Also an accomplished stage actor. Obituarynotice

Chatterjee, Basu Born 10 January 1930  (Ajmer, Rajasthan, India) Indian film director. Dead Continent

Chaturvedi, Sudhakar Born 20 April 1897  (Balepet, India) Indian religious leader & scholar. Bazzilliant Gray Panthers Noodle Squad

Chavez, Hugo  Born 28 July 1954  (Sabaneta, Barinas, Venezuela) Died 5 March 2013  (Caracas, Venezuela) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) President of Venezuela from 1999 to his death in 2013. 1 Dead In Ohio It's Grim Up North 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death 5 Feet And 1 To Go AbraCadaver Alfred Lord Heinous Amanita Virosa  Ambledown  And My Name Is Larry! …and There Was Great Rejoicing Bad People Bereft of life they rest in peace, if you hadn't nailed them Better Them Than Us! Beyond A Little Peaky Bloody Dead Rep Body Snatcher's Body-Count Brown Bread Buzzards Bxboy422 The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Aye, they're off the fags alright Chelski Pensioners  Coffinitup Creme De La Crem Crossing The Styx  Dance On Your Grave Daniel Faraday's Notebook Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath?  Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie  DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead By Dawn Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Dead Ends  Deader Than A Dead Thing DeadHead Deadly Deathwatch Dead Loss Dead Presidentes  Deathlist.net Deceased Hose Dethdefying  Muertos Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diepod Shuffle  Drop Dead Celebration Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Embalmy Army  "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Guess Who's Dead? George Lass and the Gravelings Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Going Green Going Underground Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard  GSTQ Guild Of Master Reapers WIDE of-the MARK Researched To Death You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Headstone of State  Hell To The Chief  Hide & Go Die House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I'll Get The Oven On  I'll Sleep When You're Dead  I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Think We're Alone Now I Told You I Was Ill It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Just Die Will You Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Keeper Of The Heads  Kennedy Driving School  Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!  They're Loving Angels Instead  Lead, Follow and Die This Year Les Trompettes De La Mort  Live Forever With Line 5 Live is Evil Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs Master Mind  Mave's Graves Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mercarte  Michael Winner's Death Wish Misers Misslucky Morbid United FC Mostly Whores Mourning Glory Mr C  Mr. Yuck  Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Noodle Squad .....Norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Noz4news  Octopus of Odstock Only Fools & Corpses Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickton's Pork Pies Plowing The Deep P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Politically Dead Puzlman's Passing Picks Riding The Jesus Train  Rotters Dead Lee Savile's Specials Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sexystf 2013 Golden Slumbers Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Inquilinekea/Simfish Simply Dead Sometimes They Come Back Song To The Siren Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots  Stiff Little Fingers Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information  Tarkinator Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Deadest of the Dead The Grim Actuary The Grey Horde The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury  The Lovegrove The Newstreet Boys Death Squad  There's A Shiva In The Park There goes another one :)  The Suffering  The Unspiritualist They're Dead, Y'Know! This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives  Toasted Brown Bread Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Weed 'Em And Reap Welshman Who Turned Out The Lights? Will Jim Fix It For Me? Windsor The Troll  Tims Terminal Twenty Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!  Worm Farmer You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! You're Not Breathing Anymore

Chea, Nuon Born 7 July 1926  (Voat Kor, Battambang, Cambodia) Former "Brother Number 2" of the Khmer Rouge movement, Pol Pot's effective deputy. Funeral Holmes

Chegwin, Keith Born 17 January 1957  (Liverpool, Merseyside, England) Grating television presenter. Spent Xmas 2004 in hospital after an emergency appendix operation. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Cheli, Giovanni Born 4 October 1918  (Turin, Italy) Permanent Observer of the Holy See to the United Nations from 1973-1986. Died in February 2013 but no obit. The Pope

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 5 Feet And 1 To Go Bitter Violet Circling The Drain Deadfellas Dead Last Dead Right Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Shocking Deaths 2013 Grendel's Graveyard Headstone of State I Think We're Alone Now Kennedy Driving School Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mostly Whores Romancing The Headstone Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Song To The Siren Down Like A Clown The Suffering They're Off The Ballot Now Wayne Manor You Die Now

Chesney, Ronald Date and place of birth unknown Comedy scriptwriter, mainly remembered for 'On the Buses' and 'The Rag Trade'. Before that, he was a top harmonica soloist. Born 1920. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Chiklis, Michael Born 30 August 1963  (Lowell, Massachusetts, USA) Actor best known as the uncompromising detective Vic Mackey in 'The Shield'. Pass Me The Mike

Chin, Tsai Born 30 November 1936  (Tianjin, China) Chinese actress who appeard in the 'Fu Manchu' films with Christopher Lee. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Chindamo, Learco Born in Italy  (exact date unknown) The killer of headmaster Philip Lawrence in 1995 when aged 15. Now released. Old Lags And Old Slags

Chirac, Jacques Born 29 November 1932  (Paris, France) Former President of France. Hated by most countries, but loved by his own. Dead Presidentes Geneva Blues Les Trompettes De La Mort Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club The Grey Horde Toasted Brown Bread

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. Chelski Pensioners Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Ninja Zombies Rule! Sometimes They Come Back Ste Grah There's A Shiva In The Park

Chrétien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. Dead Presidentes

Christopher, William Born 20 October 1932  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) Actor, Father Mulcahy in 'M*A*S*H'. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Churchman, Ysanne Born 14 May 1925  (Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire, England) Actress, best known as the voice of Grace Archer in 'The Archers' and was famously killed off in 1955 on the same night as the launch of ITV. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Chyna, (wrestler) Born 27 December 1970  (Rochester, New York, USA) Former professional wrestler, now an actress. Shocking Deaths 2013 Harry Patch's Love Child Sovereign-Reaper You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Chytilová, Vera Born 2 February 1929  (Ostrava, Czech Rep) Avant-garde Czech filmmaker. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Ciampi, Carlo Azeglio Born 9 December 1920  (Livorno, Tuscany, Italy) Prime Minister of Italy 1993-4 and President from 1999-2006. DeadHead

Cioffi, Charles Born 31 October 1935  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor who played characters on both sides of the law in numerous cop shows on TV. Rotters

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  (place of birth unknown) Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. Clog Poppers It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Clark, Ramsey Born 18 December 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Laywer who was the Attorney General under President Lyndon Johnson in the 1960s before acting as devil's advocate for the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and Saddam Hussein. Mind you, if can work with LBJ, you can work with anyone... Garf Wants You To Die

Clark, Roy Born 15 April 1933  (Meherrin, Virginia, USA) Influential country musician and the cohost of 'Hee Haw'. Still touring It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Clark, Steve Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA  (exact date unknown) Tap dancer who formed a successful partnership with his brother Jack, who died in 2009. Born 1924. Breathless In Seattle

Clark, William P.  Born 23 October 1931  (Oxnard, California, USA) Died 10 August 2013  (Shandon, California, USA) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) American Deputy Secretary of State under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. Former DDP Unique Jokers Over My Dead Body

Clarke, Lenny Born 16 September 1953  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Comedian and actor. Address Unknown

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. The Blue And White Reaper

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Presenter of Top Gear, and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying...ahem...less nice things about him. Mad Maureen

Clary, Robert Born 1 March 1926  (Paris, France) French born American actor, best known for his role as Corporal LeBeau in 'Hogan's Heroes'. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Clausen, Alden W.  Born 17 February 1923  (Hamilton, Illinois, USA) Died 21 January 2013  (Burlingame, California, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) President of the World Bank from 1981-1986. Death is International

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Clay, Andrew Dice Born 29 September 1957  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Comedian and actor who gained notoriety in the early 1990s for his ribald act. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife The 90's Are Dead

Clay, Brodus Born 21 February 1980  (Pasadena, California, USA) Hulking 6ft 7in wrestler. Born George Murdoch. Death Valley

Cleary, Beverly Born 16 April 1916  (McMinnville, Oregon, USA) Writer of novels & short stories for children. One of her characters, Ramona, had a TV series adaptation in the 1980's. Mostly Whores Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. PRFT

Clegg, John Born in Murree, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. The Stench of Brit Sit-Com You Have Been Living

Clemens, Brian Born in Croydon, Surrey, England  (exact date unknown) Born sometime in 1931. British TV producer & screenwriter, most notably for 'The Avengers'. On The Box/In The Box

Clément, Arnaud Born 17 December 1977  (Aix-en-Provence, France) Retired French tennis player. Reached the Australian Open final in 2001, losing to the legendary Andre Agassi. Tennis Wars

Clerides, Glafcos  Born 24 April 1919  (Nicosia, Cyprus) Died 15 November 2013  (Nicosia, Cyprus) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) President of Cyprus from 1993-2003. Doornails R Us Stone Dead Cert

Cliburn, Van  Born 12 July 1934  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Died 27 February 2013  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) American pianist who won the prestigious International Tchaikovsky Competition of 1958, in Moscow of all places. Address Unknown Alfred Lord Heinous And My Name Is Larry! Better Them Than Us! Brown Bread Carkers Convention 2013 Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Crossing The Styx Daniel Faraday's Notebook DDP Tofoa Dead Is Dead Deceased Hose  Drunkasaskunk Eternity Tours Faster Than A Dead Horse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Going Underground Grim McGraw Grobler's Stiff Ones I Drink Your Milkshake Inigo, I Hope We Win Master Mind Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Misers  Mr. Yuck Octopus of Odstock Pan Breed People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Plowing The Deep The Waiting List Golden Slumbers Shovelful Of Dirt  STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Heading Nowhere The End of the World As We Know It The Living End Thomas Jefferson Survives Very Ill Turned Very Dead Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of the Summer Winos

Clifford, Max Born 6 April 1943  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Publicist to the rich and famous, and to those who want to achieve both in 15 minutes. I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! The Sadistic Statistics Minibus Of Death

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Dead And Don't Know It Heads In A Bag Let Us Embalm You Noz4news Toasted Brown Bread

Clinton, George Born 22 July 1940  (Kannapolis, North Carolina, USA) Funk & soul musician & keyboard player, well known for his flamboyant style & hair. Bucket O'Hare

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, current Senator & 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go  Ambledown Bird Is The Word Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead And Don't Know It Dead Ends Died In The Wool Diepod Shuffle Diet Of Worms  Food For Worms Just Die Will You Mourner's Kadish Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Say Hi To Uncle George Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter Who Turned Out The Lights?

Close, Brian Born 24 February 1931  (Rawdon, Yorkshire, England) Former English Test cricketer. Also enjoyed an unusually long career (1948-77) in county cricket. The Final Whistle We're All Gonna Die!

Clout, Ismena Date and place of birth unknown Another one of those successful women-cum cancer sufferers-cum bloggers. See Lisa Lynch et al. Born c.1975. The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Coase, Ronald  Born 29 December 1910  (Willesden, London, England) Died 2 September 2013  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Economist, former Nobel Prize winner. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Dead Is Dead  Deathpig Gray Panthers Master Mind Mostly Whores One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food RKAA34 Inquilinekea/Simfish The Newstreet Boys Death Squad Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Coates, Anne V. Born 12 December 1925  (Reigate, Surrey, England) Film editor in classics such as 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'The Elephant Man'. Address Unknown

Cobain, Frances Bean Born 18 August 1992  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Only daughter of the late Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Coattails To The Grave

Cobb, Jimmy Born 20 January 1929  (Washington, D.C., USA) Jazz drummer who played on Miles Davis' classic 1959 album 'Kind of Blue'. I Will Survive!

Cobham, David Date and place of birth unknown TV producer, mostly of nature programmes. Roy Daveision

Cocker, Joe Born 20 May 1944  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Rock & blues singer with gravelly voice. Will this be the year where he goes "up where he belongs"? Lady Cadaver's Lover Snort The Ashes

Cohen, Horace Born 15 October 1971  (New York, USA) Dutch comedian and actor. Team Debutant!

Cohen, Leonard Born 21 September 1934  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian singer-songwriter and poet. Recent interpretation of his 1984 song 'Hallelujah' became a massive hit for 'X-Factor' winner Alexandra Burke in 2008. If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter

Cole, Cheryl Born 30 June 1983  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Girls Aloud singer & now a judge on the 'X-Factor'. Minibus Of Death

Cole, George Born 22 April 1925  (Tooting, London, England) British actor, best known for his role as dodgy car dealer Arthur Daley in 'Minder'. Dead And Dusted Doornails R Us Dr Shipman's Waiting Room "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Final Curtain GMC Ghost Town I Told You I Was Ill Over & Out See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! The Dirt Nappers The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013  The Final Curtaincall The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury

Cole, Lily Born 27 December 1987  (Torquay, Devon, England) Doll-faced model, actress and arts graduate. Life Without Souls

Cole, Paula Born 5 April 1968  (Rockport, Massachusetts, USA) Singer-songwriter whose biggest hit (in the US) came in 1997 with 'Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?' The 90's Are Dead

Coleman, David  Born 26 April 1926  (Alderley Edge, Cheshire, England) Died 21 December 2013  (Berkshire, England) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Sports commentator who has been so gaffe-prone over the years that the satirical magazine Private Eye coined the term "Colemanballs" to describe any nonsensical utterance made on TV or radio. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Death by Hedgehog Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Roy Daveision The Final Whistle

Coleman, Jaz Born 26 February 1960  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Lead singer of post-punk band Killing Joke. Punks, Not Dead

Coleman, Ornette Born 9 March 1930  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) Hugely influential jazz multi-instrumentalist and progenitor of the "Free Jazz" movement. Optimus Primed For Death

Colley, Kenneth Born 7 December 1937  (Manchester, England) Recognisable, sad-eyed character actor. Played Admiral Piett in two 'Star Wars' films and was the mysterious "accordian man" in the classic BBC drama 'Pennies from Heaven' in 1978. Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Collier, Norman  Born 25 December 1925  (Kingston upon Hull, England) Died 14 March 2013  (Brough, Yorkshire, England) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) "Comedian" of sorts - the fellow who did those chicken impersonations & the faulty microphone gag. Incredibly, some people found him funny! People I Think Might Die In 2013 United

Collins, Bobby Born 16 February 1931  (Govanhill, Scotland) Scotland, Leeds & Everton footballer. The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 Over & Out Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Honey Trap The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..." You're Gone!!

Collins, Justin Lee Born 28 July 1974  (Bristol, England) Shaggy-haired comedian, known for his 'Friday Night Project' TV show with Alan Carr. Greatly amused the public with his dodgy relationship troubles for which he ended up in court in 2012. Stairway To Heaven The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Collins, Michael Born 31 October 1930  (Rome, Italy) Apollo 11 command module pilot - orbited the Moon while his colleagues Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got all the glory of landing and walking on it. Spent over 4 days in the Van Allen radiation belts. Cashier Number 83 Please! Lady Cadaver's Lover Taking the Michael

Collins, Paul Born 25 July 1937  (London, England) Actor. I Hear Voices

Collymore, Stan Born 22 January 1971  (Stone, Staffordshire, England) Ex-footballer, now broadcaster. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Colón, Míriam Born 20 August 1936  (Ponce, Puero Rico) Puerto Rican actress who formed the Puerto Rican Traveling Theater in New York City. Muertos

Coltrane, Robbie Born 30 March 1950  (Rutherglen, Scotland) Large Scottish comedian who has achieved the rare feat of making the transition from stage to TV to serious big-screen roles, having appeared in two James Bond films and the three Harry Potter ones to date. Bitter Violet Filth on the Box Insert Name Here

Condé, Alpha Born 4 March 1938  (Boké, Guinea) President of Guinea since 2010. Afrika Korpses

Connell, Lisa Born 11 April 1979  (London, England) Woman with an inoperable brain tumour who has spent £40,000 on plastic surgery so she could look like Demi Moore. Brimful Of Asha Stiff & the Tears

Connell, Jr., Evan S.  Born 17 August 1924  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Died 10 January 2013  (Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) American novelist and short story writer. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Connery, Sean Born 25 August 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actor, director and producer. Worked as a coffin-polisher before becoming the first James Bond and playing him in 7 films. Knighted in 2000. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die  20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........  Bird Is The Word Bouttells Death Squad Cashier Number 83 Please! Eaten by Worms George Lass and the Gravelings Gwynhafyr Hangman's XX Jump the Shark 4.0 Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead Max Power No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Nearer My God To Thee Never Trust A Man With A Beard PRFT The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Conrad, Robert Born 1 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor turned radio host. Wikipedia's Random Article

Contostavlos, Tulisa Born 13 July 1988  (London, England) Singer with urban pop group N-Dubz before joining 'The X Factor' judging panel in 2011. Minibus Of Death

Conway, Tim Born 15 December 1933  (Willoughby, Ohio, USA) American character actor who appeared alongside Ernest Borgnine in the sitcom McHale's Navy. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Cook, Paul Born 20 July 1956  (London, England) Drummer, most notably with the Sex Pistols. Punks, Not Dead

Cook, Roger Born 6 April 1943  (New Zealand) Rotund journalist, best known for his 'Cook Report' investigative TV show. Roger And Out

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  (place of birth unknown) Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. Romancing The Headstone

Cooley, Denton Born 22 August 1920  (Houston, Texas, USA) Pioneering heart surgeon, best known for performing the first successful heart transplant in the United States. Weed 'Em And Reap

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. Lord Gravedigger

Cooper, Anderson Born 3 June 1967  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist and anchor for CNN. Team Debutant!

Cooper, George A. Born 7 March 1925  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Character actor who's been in everything from 'Grange Hill' to 'Doctor Who'. Grobler's Stiff Ones Nearer My God To Thee Ste Grah

Cooper, Ivan Born in Killaloo, Londonderry, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Founder member of the Social Democratic and Labour Party in Northern Ireland. Led the peace march which resulted in the "Bloody Sunday" shootings in 1972. Born 1944. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Coopwood, Jeff Born 29 June 1958  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor mainly employed for voiceovers. Obsure0's

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. Carry On Up The Crem One Scythe Fits All On The Box/In The Box The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Coppola, Anton Born 21 March 1917  (place of birth unknown) Conductor and uncle of film director Frances Ford Coppola. Obituaries 'R' Us

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Corbett, Ronnie Born 4 December 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) The pint-sized one of the Two Ronnies. 20 to 1 Safe Betts Worm Fodder Cashier Number 83 Please! Geneva Blues Insert Name Here Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead We Don't Talk Anymore

Corey, Professor Irwin Born 29 July 1914  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American stand-up comedian and frequent game show panellist. john_thomas_alerdice Laughter Kills You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of films based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe and encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro among many others. Dead Last Dead Right Roger And Out

Cornforth, John Born 7 September 1917  (Sydney, Australia) Scientist, a chemist who won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1975. Died in December 2013 but no obit. Feng Shui Pig

Cornwell, Hugh Born 28 August 1949  (London, England) Vocalist and guitarist for new wave band The Stranglers from 1974-1990. Punks, Not Dead

Corona, Juan Born in Autlán, Jalisco, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Mexican serial killer, jailed in 1973 for the murders of 25 labourers in California. Born c. 1934. Hit Me With Your Best Shot The Hell With It

Corri, Adrienne Born 13 November 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actress, best known for her appearance in Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange'. Don't Eat The Figs

Corrigan-Maguire, Máiread Born 27 January 1944  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Formed the Community of Peace People in Northern Ireland with Betty Williams and together they won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977. Nobel Loserettes

Cort, Bud Born 29 March 1948  (New Rochelle, New York, USA) Actor best known as Harold in 'Harold and Maude' and as the titular 'Brewster McCloud'. M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife

Cortese, Valentina Born 1 January 1923  (Milan, Italy) Actress, who appeared alongside the likes of James Stewart and Spencer Tracy. Kentucky Fried Genocide People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. PRFT

Cosgrave, Liam Born 13 April 1920  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Former Taoiseach of Ireland between 1973-1977. 20 Shades of Grey Drunkasaskunk

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Dead Is Dead I Hear Voices

Cottier, Georges Born 25 April 1922  (Céligny, Switzerland) Swiss cardinal in the roman catholic church. The Pope

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. This Is Your Death

Covay, Don Born 24 March 1938  (Orangeburg, South Carolina, USA) American R&B singer. See You In Heaven

Cowell, Roberta Born 8 April 1918  (London, England) Racing driver who became Britain's first male to female transgender person in 1951. Looks like she may have died in 2011 so no points... The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Cowell, Simon Born 7 October 1959  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Record producer & TV talent judge, he of the scathing putdowns and high trousers. You Die Now

Cox, Sammy Born 13 April 1924  (Darvel, Scotland) Former player for Scotland & Rangers. The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Coyne, Tom Born in South Shields, Durham, England  (exact date unknown) Ex BBC Midlands presenter. Born 1930 Cannock Killing Club

Craig, Daniel Born 2 March 1968  (Chester, England) Actor, the sixth (and some might the best) to play James Bond. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. Erith Sickos This Is Your Death

Craig, Yvonne Born 16 May 1937  (Taylorville, Illinois, USA) Best remembered as Batgirl in the 1960's version of 'Batman'. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Craven, John Born 16 August 1940  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) TV presenter and newsreader. Sean's Coffin Dodgers

Cribbins, Bernard Born 29 December 1928  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Actor & comedian, a veteran of 'Carry On' films. Holds the record for most story-tellings on 'Jackanory'. Recently played Wilf Mott in 'Doctor Who'. Carry On Up The Crem  Dr Who(s) Next Optimus Primed For Death

Cropper, Steve Born 21 October 1941  (Dora, Missouri, USA) Legendary R&B musician and guitarist. On A Mission To God

Crosbie, Annette Born 12 February 1934  (Gorebridge, Midlothian, Scotland) Long serving actress on stage, film & TV - forever remembered for her role as Margaret Meldrew in 'One Foot in the Grave'. Come Die With Me

Crosby, Charlotte-Letitia Born in Newcastle, England  (exact date unknown) Reality TV show "star". Born 1990. Brimful Of Asha

Crosby, David Born 14 August 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) One third of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and indeed one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. I Think We're Alone Now

Crosby, Norm Born 15 September 1927  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US stand-up comedian, often on television. Laughter Kills

Cross, Marcia Born 25 March 1962  (Marlborough, Massachusetts, USA) Actress best known as Bree Van de Kamp in the hit noughties series 'Desperate Housewives'. Life Without Souls

Crowe, Katherine Born in Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Terminally ill singer who in late 2012 attempted to top the UK singles chart with her recording of Charlie Chaplin's 'Smile'. Born 1975. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Address Unknown Better Them Than Us! Carkers Convention 2013 The Don Daniel Faraday's Notebook Dead By Dawn Dead Ends Deceased Hose Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Going Underground Grendel's Graveyard Guild Of Master Reapers  Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Only Fools & Corpses  The Waiting List Golden Slumbers Star Dust Stiff & the Tears Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The British (D)i(e)sles The Living End The Newstreet Boys Death Squad There Or Thereabouts Thomas Jefferson Survives

Crowe, Martin Born 22 September 1962  (Henderson, New Zealand) Former New Zealand cricket international. And My Name Is Larry! Bloody Dead Rep Brown Bread The Don Researched To Death It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It  Romancing The Headstone Ste Grah The Importance Of Being Urn-ish Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Cruickshank, John Born 20 May 1920  (Aberdeen, Scotland) The last surviving recipient of the Victoria Cross for air action in WWII. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Puzlman's Passing Picks They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Cruise, Tom Born 3 July 1962  (Syracuse, New York, USA) One time decent enough actor, now a complete weirdo. Still acting, and producing a range of absurd foreign accents in films like 'Far and Away' and 'Valkyrie'. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Csizsik-Csatáry, László  Born 4 March 1915  (Mány, Fejér County, Hungary) Died 10 August 2013  (Budapest, Hungary) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Alleged Nazi war criminal, One of the few that still survive… Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten  Turd Ferguson

Cubitt, Harry Born 26 July 1912  (Canada) Some old bloke called Harry. That's the problem when you have theme teams, trying to fill 'em... 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. Alfred Lord Heinous Bitter Violet Corpsicle Dead And Don't Know It Deader Than A Dead Thing Dethdefying Gag Slow And Die I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Live Forever With Line 5  Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! Ninja Zombies Rule! Shaken Not Stirred Sleeping With The Fishes Tango Uniform The Unspiritualist The Vyrdolak  Wayne Manor Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You're Gone!!

Cummings, Bart Born 14 November 1927  (Glenelg, South Australia) Hugely successful racehorse trainer. Return of The Wawix

Cummins, Peggy Born 18 December 1925  (Prestatyn, Denbighshire, Wales) Wales-born Irish actress. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Cundell, Pamela Born 15 January 1926  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Best known as Mrs Fox in 'Dad's Army'. Old People Smell Of Piss Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce The Dirt Nappers Something Original Tims Terminal Twenty You Have Been Living

Cunningham, Walter Born 16 March 1932  (Creston, Iowa, USA) Former Astronaut. Manned the lunar module on Apollo 7 in 1968. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Currie, Austin Born 11 October 1939  (Tyrone, Northern Ireland) Politician, who served in both the Northern Ireland Assembly in the 1970s as well as the Dáil Éireann from 1989-2002. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Currie, Louise Born 7 April 1913  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Hollywood actress from the 1940s. Died in September 2013 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Curtis, Lettice Born in Devon, England  (exact date unknown) Female aviator who recieved belated gratitude for her efforts in WWII in 2008. Born 1916. Pedro’s Catacomb Collective

Cussler, Clive Born 15 July 1931  (Aurora, Illinois, USA) Author, who has written many an rollicking adventure yarn. Keeper Of The Heads

Cuthbert, Betty Born 20 April 1938  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Four-time Olympic gold medallist, sprint star of the 1956 Games. 20 to 1 Safe Betts Feng Shui Pig

Cyrus, Miley Born 23 November 1992  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Sugary star of the Hannah Montana TV series and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. Now trying too hard to cultivate a "raunchy" image and has seemingly introduced the phrase "twerking" into mainstream parlance. Corpsicle Wonderflonium

Previous letter (B) | A-Z Index | Next letter (D)

Scoreboard | Team selections | Who's dead so far | DDP main page