Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2013: B

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Babilonia, Tai Born 22 September 1959  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former ice skater who formed a successful partnership with Randy Gardner in the 1970s. She's A Goner

Babs, Alice Born 26 January 1924  (Kalmar, Sweden) Swedish singer. Death is International

Bacall, Lauren Born 16 September 1924  (New York, New York, USA) Actress (The Big Sleep, How To Marry A Millionaire, Murder On The Orient Express etc etc), born Betty Joan Perske. Formerly married to Humphrey Bogart. Still working after 60 years in movies. It's Grim Up North Bitter Violet Black Penguins Of Doom Circling The Drain Coffin Fit Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Death Nebula 3000 You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! But Oswald I'm Dead. Well, Nobody's Perfect It Tolls For Thee Matt’s Grave Dodgers Mourner's Kadish Say Hello To The Angels Snuff’s Enough Soylent Dreams Team Honey Boo Boo Team John Thomas  Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The Final Curtaincall They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Bach, Johnny Born 10 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) Former Basketball player and coach. Garf Wants You To Die

Bacharach, Burt Born 12 May 1928  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Legendary songwriter and pianist. Has written over 70 U.S. Top 40 hit singles for artists such as Dionne Warwick, Dusty Springfield and Aretha Franklin. Clog Poppers We Don't Talk Anymore

Bachman, Randy Born 27 September 1943  (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) Guitarist for bands The Guess Who and Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Let us rock! Rotting Kanzlerin

Baer, Ralph H. Born 8 March 1922  (Rodalben, Palatinate, Germany) Inventor, seen by many as the father of the video game industry. The 1922 Committee The Bedsoring '20s

Baer, Jr., Max Born 4 December 1937  (Oakland, California, USA) Actor, best known as Jethro in the 1960s fish-out-of-water comedy series 'The Beverly Hillbillies'. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Bahr, Egon Born 18 March 1922  (Treffurt, Germany) German politician. Key figure in the policy of 'Ostpolitik' under Willy Brandt's SPD-led government in the 1970s to harness greater links between the West and East Germany. Death Speaks German Rotting Kanzlerin

Bailey, Julian Born 9 October 1961  (London, England) Former Forumla 1 racing driver. Reputedly one of the many "Stigs" in 'Top Gear'. Red-Flagged

Bailey, McDonald  Born 8 December 1920  (Williamsville, Trinidad) Died 4 December 2013  (Port of Spain, Trinidad & Tobago) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Trinidadian-born athlete who reperesented Great Britain in the 1948 and 1952 Olympic Games. Weed 'Em And Reap

Bain, Conrad  Born 4 February 1923  (Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada) Died 14 January 2013  (Livemore, California, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Canadian-born US TV and stage actor. Played the dad, Phillip Drummond, in 'Diff'rent Strokes'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Soon To Be Gone Stairway To Heaven Trojan Hearse

Baiul, Oksana Born 16 November 1977  (Dnipropetrovsk, Ukraine) Ukrainian figure skater, the only one from her country to win Olympic Gold at the event. If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Baker, Colin Born 8 June 1943  (London, England) Actor who played the sixth 'Doctor Who' from 1984-86. Dr Who(s) Next Sometimes They Come Back

Baker, Danny Born 22 June 1957  (Deptford, London, England) Off-the-wall radio and television presenter and former NME journalist. Diagnosed with cancer in 2010. Ambledown

Baker, Ginger Born 19 August 1939  (Lewisham, London, England) Born Peter Edward Baker. Drummer, most famously for Cream. Formerly well known for leading a hedonistic lifestyle, he's now into clean living and jazz music, but looks far older than his age. Colour Me Dead Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Snort The Ashes

Baker, James Born 28 April 1930  (Houston, Texas) Former US Secretary of State. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Baker, Kenneth Born 3 November 1934  (Newport, Wales) Former Tory MP and Home Secretary. To teachers and school kids, his main legacy is "Baker days", which allow them an extra day off school. To everyone else, he's best remembered as his caricature of a snail in the satirical TV show 'Spitting Image'. Iron Lacky

Baker, Kenny Born 24 August 1934  (Birmingham, England) Dwarf actor who played R2D2 in 'Star Wars'. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Final Curtain Cannock Killing Club One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Simpson's Stiffs Tazman's Hit List Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Baker, Richard Born 15 June 1925  (Willesden, Kent, England) Former newsreader & broadcaster for the BBC for aeons. AbraCadaver Erith Sickos Michael Winner's Death Wish One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone Bucket O'Hare The Impaled There goes another one :)

Baker, Russell Born 14 August 1925  (Morrisonville, Virginia, USA) Pulitzer Prize-winning satirist and writer. Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away

Baker, Tom Born 20 January 1934  (Liverpool, England) Actor who played Doctor Who from 1974-81. More recently known for his deadpan voiceovers on 'Little Britain'. C.A.Daver Dr Who(s) Next Hangman's XX Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 Rotters Bucket O'Hare The Blue And White Reaper Late of Lewes We Don't Talk Anymore

Balding, Clare Born 29 January 1971  (Kingsclere, England) Popular sports broadcaster with a particuarly "mumsy" style despte being a lesbian. Well I suppose lesbians are and can be mothers too in this modern age. That's enough social commentary, next... Sporting Lesbian

Balding, Toby Born 23 September 1936  (New Jersey, USA) Racehorse trainer, part of the Balding family so entwined with horse-racing. Toast of the Turf

Baldwin, Daniel Born 5 October 1960  (Massapequa, New York, USA) Alec's Brother & a noted actor himself. In recent years, his off-film activities have been more in the news than his acting abilities. 1 Dead In Ohio

Bale, Christian Born 30 January 1974  (Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Eccentric actor and star of the Batman films. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Ball, Errie Born 14 November 1910  (Bangor, Wales) Golfer, the youngest ever to play in the Open Championship and the first to win the Masters at Augusta in 1934. I Will Survive! Worm Farmer

Ball, Johnny Born 23 May 1938  (Bristol, England) Former TV presenter - Zoe's dad and hence Fatboy Slim's father-in-law. All That Glitters Is Not Mould Former DDP Unique Jokers

Ball, Kenny  Born 22 May 1930  (Ilford, Essex, England) Died 7 March 2013  (Basildon, Essex, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Trumpet player and jazz bandleader who was at the forefront of the British "Trad Jazz" revivial of the 1960s. This Is Your Death

Ballack, Michael Born 26 September 1976  (Görlitz, Germany) Former Germany international footballer. One of die mannschaft's few decent players during the noughties before the emergence of the new breed in recent years. Pass Me The Mike

Ballard, Kaye Born 20 November 1925  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) US actress, mostly on TV and Broadway. Has survived breast cancer. It's Time to Dim the Lights... Ohio And Goodbye-O

Ballingall, Chris Born 17 May 1932  (Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA) Former baseball catcher in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. Obsure0's

Banionis, Donatas Born 28 April 1924  (Kaunas, Lithuania) Lithuanian actor best known for his starring role in the 1972 sci-fi classic 'Solaris'. A Million To One Shot

Banks, Gordon Born 30 December 1937  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Legendary England goalkeeper - in goal the day England won the World Cup in 1966. Sporting A Solemn Look There Or Thereabouts

Bannatyne, Duncan Born 2 February 1949  (Clydebank, Scotland) Tight-arsed businessman off of 'Dragon's Den'. Suffered a heart attack in 2012. Will he be "oot" in 2013? Wikipedia's Random Article

Bannister, Roger Born 23 March 1929  (Harrow, London, England) Athlete - the first man to run a mile in under 4 minutes. Later became a neurologist. Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Come Die With Me Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers Roger And Out Say Hello To The Angels The Final Whistle Where's My Damn List

Barber, Antonia Date and place of birth unknown Children's author, whose 1969 novel 'The Ghosts' was made into the classic children's film 'The Amazing Mr. Blunden' in 1972. Born 1932. Obsure0's

Bardon, John Born 25 August 1939  (Brentford, Middlesex, England) Actor, Jim Branning in 'EastEnders'. Suffered a stroke in 2007. Come Die With Me DeadEnders Deader Than A Dead Thing Embalmy Army Erith Sickos Girlfriend In A Coma I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Lidders Late Lamentables Max Power Min Reaper Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce The Blue And White Reaper  Time's-Up Team

Bardot, Brigitte Born 28 September 1934  (Paris, France) French actress, sex symbol, model and animal rights activist. Death At The Movies Death By Hemeloids Sporting A Solemn Look

Bare, Bobby Born 7 April 1935  (Ironton, Ohio, USA) Country music singer. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Barenblatt, Grigory Born 10 July 1927  (place of birth unknown) Russian mathematician. Jellydead

Barker, Bob Born 12 December 1923  (Darrington, Washington, USA) Presenter of the US version of 'The Price is Right' for 35 years until he retired in 2007 after suffering ill health. Ash Cream Deadfellas Death Nebula 3000 Falling Off The Perch Fledermaus Gag Slow And Die Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Misslucky My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis! Old People Smell Of Piss Riding The Jesus Train Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Grim Actuary They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Time To Make A Death List

Barker, Elizabeth Born 31 January 1961  (place of birth unknown) Baroness Barker of Anagach. A Liberal Democrat peer. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Barker, Jean Born 23 October 1922  (place of birth unknown) Baroness Trumpington. Former Conservative government minister. Dead Commons I Told You They Were Sick Sick Scouser In Black

Barker, Travis Born 12 November 1975  (Fontana, California, USA) Drummer with punk-pop band Blink-182. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Barlow, Thelma Born 29 June 1929  (Middlesbrough, England) Televison actress, still best known as the dithering Mavis Wilton in 'Coronation Street' despite leaving the soap in 1997. Another Day Living In A Box

Barnett, Joel Born 14 October 1923  (Manchester, England) Now Baron Barnett, former MP & Chief Secretary of the Treasury from 1974-1979. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Dead Commons

Barnett, Rex  Born in Swindon, Wiltshire, England  (exact date unknown) Died 11 June 2013  (Swindon, Wiltshire, England) Age at death: 73  (read death notice) Former Mayor of Swindon. Born 1939. Heading Nowhere

Barr, Roseanne Born 3 November 1952  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) American actress & comedienne, best known for her show 'Roseanne'. Ladies Bodybags Meister Mayhem My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis!

Barratt, Michael Born 3 January 1928  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) 'Nationwide' presenter for many, many years on TV. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers

Barré-Sinoussi, Francoise Born 30 July 1947  (Paris, France) Virologist and winner of the Nobel Prize in 2008 in helping to discover HIV. Nobel Loserettes

Barrett, Wade Born 10 August 1980  (Penwortham, Lancashire, England) English-born professional wrestler and bare-knuckle boxer. Death Valley

Barrichello, Rubens Born 23 May 1972  (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Racing driver, in more Grand Prix's than any other driver. Sporting A Solemn Look

Barrie, Amanda Born 14 September 1935  (Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire,England) Actress. Was Alma Sedgewick in Coronation Street. Carry On Up The Crem We Don't Talk Anymore

Barris, Chuck Born 3 June 1929  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) American game show producer, who also claimed to be a CIA hitman. Death At The Movies

Barron, Keith Born 8 August 1934  (Mexborough, Yorkshire, England) Prolific actor of 'Stand up, Nigel Barton' and 'Duty Free' fame amongst many other parts. Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter

Barry, Christopher Born 20 September 1925  (place of birth unknown) Former 'Doctor Who' director. Final Curtain

Barrymore, Drew Born 22 February 1975  (Culver City, California, USA) Actress who has made a successful transition from child star (in E.T.) to grown up star. Entered rehab aged 13. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Barrymore, Michael Born 4 May 1952  (Bermondsey, London, England) Entertainer and game show host, born Kiernan Michael Parker. In March 2001, an unfortunate incident involving a dead homosexual in his swimming pool wrecked his career and made some DDPers feel that suicide may be on the cards. Worm Fodder Catty Bury My Stiff     Doornails R Us Gemma's Dilemmas Mad Maureen  Over & Out See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Taking the Michael Minibus Of Death

Barth, John Born 27 May 1930  (Cambridge, Maryland, USA) American postmodernist author. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Bartholomew, Dave Born 24 December 1920  (Edgard, Louisiana, USA) Rhythm and blues musician and composer who had a fruitful partnership with the legendary Fats Domino. Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It

Bartolucci, Domenico  Born 7 May 1917  (Borgo San Lorenzo, Italy) Died 11 November 2013  (Rome, Italy) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Cardinal and Director emeritus of the Sistine Chapel Choir. Mercarte The Pope

Barton, Betty Born 24 October 1944  (Shreveport, Louisiana , USA) Had a singing career in the 1960s as Bettye Swann. Later a Jehovah's Witness. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Basinger, Kim Born 8 December 1953  (Athens, Georgia, USA) Actress. Became an 80s sex symbol after 9 1/2 weeks with Mickey Rourke before landing an Oscar in 1998 for her role as Lynn Bracken in 'L.A. Confidential'. Was married to Alec Baldwin. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Bassey, Shirley Born 8 January 1937  (Cardiff, Wales) Singer who had several hits in the 1950s and '60s, as well as singing the theme tunes to 3 James Bond films. Had a minor comeback in the late '90s as an ironic cult heroine. Dispatch Dudes You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Pass The Sick Bucket Pobol Y Fedd We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Bastedo, Alexandra Born 9 March 1946  (Hove, Sussex, England) One-time glamour puss in 'The Champions'. Now runs an animal sanctuary. Died In The Wool

Bates, Kathy Born 28 June 1948  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Oscar-winning actress known for the parts of quirky and quite often dangerous women she has played on screen. Amanita Virosa The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Pickton's Pork Pies Simply Dead

Bates, Ken Born 4 December 1931  (Ealing, London, England) Outspoken football chairman, formerly of Chelsea and Leeds United. Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Bates, Simon Born 17 December 1947  (Birmingham, England) Quintessentially smooth disc jockey for Radio 1 from 1977-1993. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Batlle Ibáñez, Jorge Born 25 October 1927  (Montevideo, Uruguay) President of Uruguay from 2000-2005. DeadHead

Bauer, Cate Born 27 August 1922  (London, England) Actress who voiced the character of Perdita in 'One Hundred and One Dalmatians'. A Million To One Shot I Hear Voices

Baumgartner, Felix Born 20 April 1969  (Salzburg, Austria) Austrian skydiver who in October 2012, successfully plummeted 24 miles to the earth, reaching speeds of over 800mph! There Or Thereabouts

Baxter, Stanley Born 24 May 1926  (Glasgow, Scotland) Comic actor, impressionist & female impersonator, who retired after starring in children's TV show 'Mr Majeika'. Now lives in Berkshire. Dead And Dusted One Scythe Fits All The Dirt Nappers Tick Tock

Bay, Michael Born 17 February 1965  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Film director known for effects-heavy movies such as 'Armageddon' and the never-ending 'Transformers' franchise. Pass Me The Mike

Bayldon, Geoffrey Born 7 January 1924  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) UK actor, best remembered as the star of 'Catweazle'. A Weatherman, 8 Small Parts and a Widow Twanky Dance On Your Grave Death On The Rocks Nearer My God To Thee  One Scythe Fits All See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Ste Grah The Dead Certs We're All Gonna Die!

Bayless, Skip Born 4 December 1951  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Sports commentator for ESPN in the USA. You Die Now

Bean, Sean Born 17 April 1959  (Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) Actor, often used to great effect to add a bit o' nurthern grit to films such as 'Lord of the Rings' and the cult TV hit 'Game of Thrones'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Beard, Frank Born 11 June 1949  (Frankston, Texas, USA) Drummer and non-bearded member of blues-rock group ZZ Top. ZZ Topped

Beatrix, Queen Born 31 January 1938  (Soestdijk Palace, Baarn, Netherlands) Queen of The Netherlands, since 1980. Abdicated the throne in favour of her son in 2013. By Royal Appointment Minions Of Xuleneb

Beatty, Ned Born 6 July 1937  (Louisville, Kentucky, USA) Stocky, genial-looking supporting actor. I'll Get The Oven On M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife

Beaumont, Kathryn Born 27 June 1938  (London, England) Actress who was the voice of Alice in Disney's 'Alice in Wonderland'. I Hear Voices

Becker, Boris Born 22 November 1967  (Leimen, Germany) Former tennis player. Winner of 6 grand slam titles with the distinction of being the youngest ever Wimbledon Men's singles champion aged 17 in 1985. One of the rare German people that is popular and respected in Britain. Tennis Wars

Becker, Jason Born 22 July 1969  (Richmond, California, USA) Neo-classical (whatever that is) metal guitarist. Has ALS, or "Lou Gehrig's Disease" A Pelican In The Wilderness Funeral Holmes Optimus Primed For Death  Weed 'Em And Reap

Beckett, Sister Wendy Born 25 February 1930  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Nun and art expert, a consecrated virgin. A Pelican In The Wilderness The Grey Horde The Sadistic Statistics

Bedi, Kabir Born 16 January 1946  (Punjab, India) Indian actor who starred in both Bollywood and western films. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Beeny, Christopher Born 7 July 1941  (Bristol, England) British actor, mainly on TV in light roles. Last of the Summer Winos

Beetham, Michael Born 17 May 1923  (London, England) Former RAF commander. Served with distinction in the Second World War and was Chief of Air Staff during the Falklands War in 1982. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Behn, Peter Born 4 July 1934  (San Francisco, California, USA) Actor - the voice of Thumper in 'Bambi'. I Hear Voices

Beitz, Berthold  Born 26 September 1913  (Zemmin, Germany (now Poland)) Died 30 July 2013  (Kampen, Germany) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Businessman and former IOC vice-president, who in a similar manner to Oskar Schindler, managed to divert many jewish workers from the concentration camps. Coffinitup Death Speaks German

Belafonte, Harry Born 1 March 1927  (Harlem, New York, USA) Easy-listening singer, popular for many decades now. Survived a fight with prostate cancer. 20 Crooners Croakin' AbraCadaver 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year Clog Poppers Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother It's Time to Dim the Lights... Live is Evil Riding The Jesus Train See You In Heaven Wayne Manor We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Béliveau, Jean Born 31 August 1931  (Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada) Legendary ice hockey player for the Montreal Canadiens. Won the Stanley Cup 10 times in his career. The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Stone Dead Cert

Bell, Andy Born 25 April 1964  (Peterborough, England) Ex-lead singer of Erasure, who announced in 2004 that he is HIV positive. Pop Goes The Pop Star The Anfield Iron

Bell, Judy Born 23 September 1936  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Former president of the United States Golf Association. Diagnosed with cancer in September 2001. Luck Of The Dead

Bell, Melissa Born 5 March 1964  (Islington, London, England) Former singer, member of Soul II Soul. Her daughter, Alexandra Burke won the X-Factor in 2008, but Bell is in poor health and a lot of the "human story" element had focused on Bell as a result. Simpson's Stiffs

Bellamy, Craig Born 13 July 1979  (Cardiff, Wales) Tenacious, often irritating footballer who has enjoyed a somewhat chequered career. Death Can Be Funny

Bellamy, David Born 18 January 1933  (London, England) Easily Britain's best known botanist - also an author & broadcaster. Dead and Loving it...! Roy Daveision

Bellfield, Levi Born 17 May 1968  (London, England) Scumbag serial killer, convicted for three murders. Incidentially, the was the last of these, of the teenage Milly Dowler which unwittingly opened up the phone hacking scandal in 2011. See You In Hell

Belmondo, Jean-Paul Born 9 April 1933  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Actor, mainly in films from the 'New Wave' of French filmmakers. john_thomas_alerdice

Beltoise, Jean-Pierre Born 26 April 1937  (place of birth unknown) French motorsport star. Red-Flagged

Ben Ali, Zine el-Abidine Born 3 September 1936  (Hammam Sousse, Tunisia) Recently overthrown long-time President of Tunisia. David the Aspie

Ben Haim, Tal Born 31 March 1982  (Rishon LeZion, Israel) Israeli international footballer. Not the most reliable of defenders if you ask fans of the plethora of clubs he's played for... If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Ben Halim, Mustafa Born 29 January 1921  (Alexandria, Egypt) Former Prime Minister of Libya in the days before Colonel Gaddafi. Headstone of State

Benady, Tito Born 17 July 1930  (Gibraltar) Gibraltarian historian. Obsure0's

Benaud, Richie Born 6 October 1930  (Penrith, NSW, Australia) Half-decent spin-bowler turned vaguely irritating cricket commentator. Death Is Not The End Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Benedict, Dirk Born 1 March 1945  (Helena, Montana, USA) Actor, best known as part of the famous 'A-Team' as Templeton "Face" Peck. Lover Glovers

Benedict XVI, Pope Born 16 April 1927  (Marktl am Inn, Bavaria, Germany) Former member of the Hitler Youth and professor of theology who was elected Pope following the death of his predecessor, John Paul II, in April 2005. Resigned from the Papacy in February 2013 amongst much hoopla. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Ash Cream Bird Is The Word Bladerunner  Buzzards Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Dead Loss Death Is Not The End Deathpig Eejit Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Heads In A Bag I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers Jump the Shark 4.0 L00ney51 Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Mercarte Misslucky See You In Hell Sleeping With The Fishes  Snuff’s Enough Spongebob Ate My Hamster FBLMGIT Tomb It May Concern Who Turned Out The Lights? You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Benitez, Wilfred Born 12 September 1958  (New York City, New York, USA) Former boxer, a welterweight. The Don

Benjamin, Christopher Born 27 December 1934  (Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England) Character actor known for his parts in 'The Prisoner' and most notably 'Doctor Who'. Final Curtain

Benn, Tony Born 3 April 1925  (London, England) Veteran radical left-wing politician, despite being born into the nobility. Full name Anthony Neil Wedgwood "Wedgie" Benn. Better Dead Than Red Dead And Dusted Dead and Loving it...!  Dead Commons Guess Who's Dead? I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here I Think We're Alone Now Matt’s Grave Dodgers Michael Winner's Death Wish Mourning Glory Over & Out Song To The Siren  The Politicorpses The Suffering

Bennett, Alan Born 9 May 1934  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Lugubrious playwright. Late of Lewes Zombie Nation

Bennett, Hywel Born 8 April 1944  (Garnant, Carmarthenshire, Wales) Once a heart-throb of sorts in 'Shelley' and 'Loot'. Now grossly overweight, a drunk and only plays heavies/drunks/fat people in his rare TV appearances. Pooil Vaaish

Bennett, Tony Born 3 August 1926  (Astoria, Queens, New York, USA) Crooner, who famously left his heart in San Francisco. Still performing. 20 Crooners Croakin' Clog Poppers Grim McGraw I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!!  Pop Goes The Pop Star Sporting A Solemn Look The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard Down Like A Clown Late of Lewes Time To Make A Death List We Don't Talk Anymore

Bennett, William Born 31 July 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) US Secretary of Education from 1985-88. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Bennett Kennedy, Joan Born 2 September 1936  (Riverdale, New York, USA) Former wife of Ted Kennedy. Has had well-known drink problems, and was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2006. Circling The Drain

Bentley, Roy Born 17 May 1924  (Bristol, England) Former Chelsea and England international footballer. A Million To One Shot Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls The Final Whistle

Benton, Glen Born 18 June 1967  (Tampa, Florida, USA) Satan-worshipping singer of US death metal band Deicide. Savile's Specials

Berg, Rabbi Philip  Born 20 August 1929  (New York, New York, USA) Died 16 September 2013  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Kabbalah guru. Now wheelchair-bound, with his health in decline following a stroke. Embalmy Army The Anfield Iron

Bergman, Marilyn Born 10 November 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Songwriter and composer along with her husband Alan, writing the lyrics to 'Windmills of Your Mind' and 'The Way We Were' among others. So Much For Their Happy Endings

Bergmann, Gretel Born 12 April 1914  (Laupheim, Germany) German high jumper who despite being Jewish, competed for Germany in the 1936 Olympics before emmigrating to the USA. Pooil Vaaish

Berkoff, Steven Born 3 August 1937  (London, England) Acclaimed stage and film actor with the recognisable mole on his forehead. No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Berkowitz, David Born 1 June 1953  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American serial killer, currently serving a long jail term for his crimes. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Berlusconi, Silvio Born 29 September 1936  (Milan, Italy) Former Prime Minister of Italy, who as well as being a media mogul and president of AC Milan, is also amongst the world's worst actors for his "fainting" whilst making a speech on live TV, probably in a misguided attempt to get out of various legal proceedings. Juicy Janny Savile's Specials Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) There Or Thereabouts

Berman, Shelley Born 3 February 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor and comedian. Casting

Berra, Yogi Born 12 May 1925  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Baseball great, with the New York Yankees. Later became a baseball coach. Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Coffin Fit I'll Get The Oven On

Berry, Chuck Born 18 October 1926  (San Jose, California, USA) Rock 'n' roll guitarist and singer, who has a string of dodgy misdemeanours in his past. Reportedly not in the best of health, but still active. 20 Crooners Croakin' Colour Me Dead Bird Is The Word Black Penguins Of Doom Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Clog Poppers Coffinitup Dead and Loving it...! Dead Is Dead Dead Loss Death By Hemeloids  Erith Sickos Billy Graham Must Die Harry Patch's Love Child Heads In A Bag Jesus Jones Keeper Of The Heads Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead Let Us Embalm You Live is Evil Luck Of The Dead Misslucky Mourner's Kadish One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Rexy's Rotten Bodies Romancing The Headstone Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll  Sexystf 2013 Sick Scouser In Black Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snort The Ashes Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Team Honey Boo Boo The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Death Stars The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grateful Dead The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen FBLMGIT Late of Lewes We Don't Talk Anymore We Can't Sing When We're Dead Wonderflonium You're Dead And You Know You Are

Berry, Halle Born 14 August 1966  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Film actress & former model who has appeared & acted well in some excellent movies but will also be remembered for her awful performance in the god-awful 'Catwoman'. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Berry, Mark Born 18 April 1964  (Salford, Greater Manchester, England) A.K.A. Bez, perennially hammered dancer for Baggy giants Happy Mondays. Old Lags And Old Slags

Berry, Mike Born 24 September 1942  (Northampton, England) Singer-turned actor, recognisable from 'Are You Being Served?' and 'Worzel Gummidge'. You Have Been Living

Bertolino, Enrique Born 3 November 1912  (Argentina) Retired Argentine professional golfer. Curse Of Fame Gray Panthers

Best, James Born 26 July 1926  (Powderly, Kentucky, USA) Actor best known for his role as the hopless sheriff Rosco Coltrane in 1980s classic 'The Dukes of Hazzard'. Good-yew, good-yew... All Quiet on the Westerns Front Death On The Rocks

Bettencourt, Liliane Born 21 October 1922  (Paris, France) One of the chiefs of L'Oreal and one the wealthiest women in the World. Coattails To The Grave

Bewes, Rodney Born 27 November 1937  (Bingley, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Bob Ferris in 'The Likely Lads' and it's superior sequel 'Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?'. Dead Spotters Jellydead Unusual Suspects

Bhosle, Asha Born 8 September 1933  (Sangli, India) Indian singer and actress. Dead Continent

Bhumibol Adulyadej, King Born 5 December 1927  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) King of Thailand since 1946, the longest-serving current Head of State. Another Day Bazzilliant Biologically Dead Brown Bananas By Royal Ascent By Royal Appointment David the Aspie Dead Space 5000 Death Is Not The End Death From Down Under Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Funeral Holmes Hardwood Surround Hell To The Chief Hide & Go Die House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Told You They Were Sick  They're Loving Angels Instead Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte Morbid United FC Noodle Squad P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Puzlman's Passing Picks Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Conqueror Worm The Death Stars Sovereign-Reaper The Newstreet Boys Death Squad Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wall Street Massacre You Must Be Croaking!

Bhutto, Bilawal Born 21 September 1988  (Karachi, Pakistan) Son of the late Benazir Bhutto. Currently a student, but may end up going into politics after his mother's assassination. I'm A Dictator Get Me Out Of Here We're All Gonna Die!

Biafra, Jello Born 17 June 1953  (Boulder, Colorado, USA) Lead singer and songwriter for US punk band Dead Kennedys. Punks, Not Dead

Biddlecombe, Terry Born 2 February 1941  (Woolwich, London, England) Jockey & trainer - he was one of the top National Hunt jockeys of the 1960s & 1970s, but never won the Grand National. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Researched To Death If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here This Mortal Coil Toast of the Turf

Bieber, Justin Born 1 March 1994  (London, Ontario, Canada) Canadian pop singer and teen idol. Worm Fodder Coffin Dodger 69 I Told You They Were Sick Over & Out Savile's Specials Say Hi To Uncle George Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Minibus Of Death

Biermann, Wolf Born 15 November 1936  (Hamburg, Germany) Singer-songwriter and East German dissident. Falling Like The Wall

Biggins, Christopher Born 16 December 1948  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Outrageously camp comic actor, TV presenter and pantomime star. Bury My Stiff

Biggs, Ronnie  Born 8 August 1929  (Lambeth, London, England) Died 18 December 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Sentenced to 30 years for his part in the 1963 Great Train Robbery, but escaped from Wandsworth Prison after only 15 months and ended up living in Brazil, from where he could not be extradited. He returned to Britain in 2001 for medical treatment and was promptly arrested. Since then, he has suffered two heart attacks, three strokes, two epileptic seizures and pneumonia, which have apparently left him partially paralysed and barely able to speak. Apart from that, though, he's in great health. It's Grim Up North 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead Amanita Virosa Ambledown Bad People Bazzilliant Biologically Dead  Bitter Violet Bladerunner Bloody Dead Rep Body Snatcher's Body-Count Bouttells Death Squad Brown Bananas Brown Bread Buzzards The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2013 Catty Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Coffinitup Coffin Fit Coffin Dodger 69  Bury My Stiff       Come Die With Me Crazycarl Creme De La Crem Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Crossing The Styx DDP Tofoa Dead And Dusted Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Deadfellas Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death Nebula 3000 Death Stinks Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathglam Industries Deathlist.net  Deathpig Death Stalks United Der Gevatter Ruft Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Dress re-Hearse-als Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Embalmy Army Erith Sickos Ethnic Cleansing Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fledermaus The Forest Lawn Jockeys  Guess Who's Dead? Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Geneva Blues George Lass and the Gravelings  GSTQ Hardwood Surround Harry Patch's Love Child Researched To Death  I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Think We're Alone Now I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It Tolls For Thee Jellydead Jesus Jones Coffins, Curtains and Cremated Cadavers Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Jump the Shark 4.0 Just Die Will You Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead L00ney51 Ladies Bodybags Last Of Dads Army, Pike and The Vicar Les Trompettes De La Mort Lidders Late Lamentables Live Forever With Line 5 Live is Evil Living In A Box  Lover Glovers Luck Of The Dead Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Mave's Graves Min Reaper Morbid United FC Mors Certa Mourner's Kadish Mourning Glory Ninja Zombies Rule! .....Norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Numbskull10 Old Lags And Old Slags One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Only Fools & Corpses Over & Out Over My Dead Body Pass The Sick Bucket Pedro’s Catacomb Collective Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickett's Pooped Off Picks P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Pool Ghoul Prunella Vulgaris Real Creaking Gates Carrie in the Nidge Rexy's Rotten Bodies Riding The Jesus Train Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style)  Seasideessexxile See You In Hell  Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Simpson's Stiffs Song To The Siren Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stiff & the Tears Tango Uniform Team Cat AIDS Team John Thomas Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The British (D)i(e)sles The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Dead Certs Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Trojan Hearse  The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Funeral Director 2013 The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Unspiritualist FBLMGIT This Mortal Coil Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing... Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Welshman Will Jim Fix It For Me? Windsor The Troll Tims Terminal Twenty  You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Not Breathing Anymore Zombie Nation

Bikel, Theodore Born 2 May 1924  (Vienna, Austria) Actor ('The African Queen', 'My Fair Lady', etc) and singer of Yiddish folk songs. Resident in the US since 1954. Friday the 2013th

Bilk, Acker Born 28 January 1929  (Pensford, Somerset, England) Jazz clarinettist of 'Stranger on the Shore' fame. 20 Crooners Croakin' This Is Your Death

Bingham, Billy Born 5 August 1931  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Former Northern Ireland footballer & manager. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Birch, Gina Born in Nottingham, England  (exact date unknown) Musician and filmmaker. Bassist for influential post-punk girl band The Raincoats. The Deadest of the Dead

Bird, Dickie Born 19 April 1933  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) Well-respected but now retired cricket umpire, who also took the field as a player many moons ago. Better Dead Than Red Bird Is The Word Pass The Sick Bucket Soylent Dreams The Final Whistle Down Like A Clown

Biro, Val Born 6 October 1921  (place of birth unknown) Hungarian-born children's writer and illustrator. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Bishop, Elvin Born 21 October 1942  (Glendale, California, USA) Rock and roll guitarist and singer. Dead and Dusted 3

Bishop, Stephen Born 14 November 1951  (San Diego, California, USA) American singer songwriter and musician. Once married to 'Indiana Jones' actress Karen Allen. On A Mission To God

Björk, Hera Born 29 March 1972  (Reykjavík, Iceland) Icelandic singer that isn't Björk, Björk but confusingly has also toured with the other Björk. Get me? Death For Everybody

Black, Cilla Born 27 May 1943  (Liverpool, England) Former cloakroom attendant at Liverpool's Cavern Club and then pop singer, now presenter of cheesy TV shows. Keeps harping on about how wonderful Liverpool is and how proud she is to be a Scouser, yet has lived in Surrey for the past 30 years. Colour Me Dead Pass The Sick Bucket We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Black, Jet Born 26 August 1938  (Ilford, Essex, England) Drummer with New Wave band The Stranglers. Optimus Primed For Death Punks, Not Dead The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Blackburn, Elizabeth Born 26 November 1948  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Biological researcher who won the Nobel Prize in 2009 for her work in molecular biology. Nobel Loserettes

Blackburn, Tony Born 29 January 1943  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Made a promising start to his career, joining offshore pirate station Radio Caroline in 1964 as Britain's youngest radio DJ, and in 1967 presented the first-ever show on Radio 1. However, he soon descended into the cheesy world of easy listening and painful banter, where he remains to this day. Now presenter of Pick of the Pops on BBC Radio 2. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Blackman, Honor Born 12 December 1927  (London, England) English actress, who has played upon her sex siren status since appearing as Pussy Galore in Goldfinger. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die Matt’s Grave Dodgers No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Nearer My God To Thee Shaken Not Stirred This Is Your Death Tick Tock Wayne Manor You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Blaine, David Born 4 April 1973  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Twat. Really, really annoying, attention-seeking, box-dwelling twat. I'll Sleep When You're Dead

Blair, Lionel Born 12 December 1931  (Montreal, Canada) Camp, tap-dancing, fixed-grinning TV personality. Dispatch Dudes The Honey Trap

Blair, Tony Born 6 May 1953  (Edinburgh, Scotland) MP for Sedgefield, County Durham since 1983, elected Labour leader in 1994 and Prime Minister in 1997. Not a popular DDP pick, as he's youngish and apparently in good health, but maybe he'll die of embarrassment if Cherie decides to sing in public again. …and There Was Great Rejoicing

Blake, George Born 11 November 1922  (Rotterdam, Holland) Spy, former double agent for the Soviet Union. Dance On Your Grave Pooil Vaaish The 1922 Committee

Blake, Peter Born 25 June 1932  (Dartford, Kent, England) Pop artist, best known for his design of the 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' album for the Beatles in 1967, for which he was paid £200. All Death Is Consolation

Blake, Quentin Born 16 December 1932  (Sidcup, Kent, England) Illustrator, often in conjunction with legendary children's author Roald Dahl. Tango Uniform

Blanchard, Susan Born 8 March 1928  (place of birth unknown) Socialite widow of actor Richard Widmark. Was also married to Henry Fonda. Coattails To The Grave

Bland, Bobby  Born 28 January 1930  (Rosemark, Tennessee, USA) Died 23 June 2013  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Veteran soul and blues singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Blatter, Sepp Born 10 March 1936  (Visp, Canton Valais, Switzerland) Slippery president of world football body FIFA since 1998. 20 Dirty Rotters  I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! Tarkinator

Blessed, Brian Born 9 October 1937  (Mexborough, Yorkshire, England) Large, bearded actor whose presence and booming voice has landed him parts in everything from Shakespeare adaptations to Robin Hood to 'Star Wars'. Filth on the Box Matt’s Grave Dodgers Never Trust A Man With A Beard The Dead Cows Wot The Deuce

Bloom, Harold Born 11 July 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) America's foremost literary critic. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year

Blount, LeGarrette Born 5 December 1986  (Madison, Florida, USA) American Football player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Bet on Black!

Blue, Rabbi Lionel Born 6 February 1930  (London, England) Rabbi, journalist & broadcaster, who often does 'Thought of the Day' on BBC Radio 4's "Today" programme. Colour Me Dead A Pelican In The Wilderness

Bluestein, Michael Born in Massachusetts, USA  (exact date unknown) Keyboardist and producer. Member of soft rock legends Foreigner since 2008. Ste Grah

Blume, Judy Born 12 February 1938  (Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA) Award-winning author of novels aimed at young adults. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food Brown Bread The Canadian Cadaver Dogs If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car Pan Breed We're All Gonna Die!

Bluthal, John Born 21 October 1929  (Galicia, Poland) Popular British character actor, often in comedies. Best known for his role as Frank Pickle in 'The Vicar of Dibley'. Over My Dead Body

Boggs, Lindy  Born 13 March 1916  (Brunswick Plantation, Louisiana, USA) Died 27 July 2013  (Chevy Chase, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Former US Ambassador to the Holy See (that's the Pope, folks!). You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Böhm, Gottfried Born 23 January 1920  (Offenbach am Main, Germany) German architect. Death Speaks German

Bolam, James Born 16 June 1935  (Sunderland, England) Charismatic actor, comfortable in both comedy and drama. Known for his roles in 'The Likely Lads', 'When the Boat Comes In, 'The Beiderbecke Affair' and more recently 'New Tricks'. Filth on the Box

Bolanos, Enrique Born 13 May 1928  (Masaya, Nicaragua) President of Nicaragua from 2002-2007. Dead Space 5000

Bolkiah, Hassanal Born 15 July 1946  (Brunei Town, Brunei) The Sultan of Brunei since 1967. If you're famous and fancy a quick quid, he's the man you want to hear from... By Royal Ascent

Bolton, Michael Born 26 February 1953  (New haven, Connecticut, USA) Magestically mullet-haired singer. Pass Me The Mike

Bon Jovi, Jon Born 2 March 1962  (Sayreville, New Jersey, USA) Singer with monsterously huge rock band Bon Jovi. Born John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. Minibus Of Death

Bonaduce, Danny Born 13 August 1959  (Broomall, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor (The Partridge Family), DJ & game show host in the US. Life Without Souls

Bond, David  Born 27 March 1922  (Cornwall, England) Died 23 March 2013  (Falmouth, Cornwall, England) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Gold medallist in the swallow class in sailing at the 1948 London Olympics. Carkers Convention 2013

Bond, Michael Born 13 January 1926  (Newbury, Berkshire, England) Author, best known as the creator of Paddington Bear. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Bongiovi, Stephanie Born 31 May 1993  (place of birth unknown) Daughter of rock icon Jon Bon Jovi. Corpsicle

Boniperti, Giampiero Born 4 July 1928  (Barengo, Piedmont, Italy) Footballer, a legendary Italian centre-forward. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Bonynge, Richard Born 29 September 1930  (Sydney, NSW, Australia) Australian conductor and widower of Dame Joan Sutherland. Dead And Dusted 2

Boo, Betty Born 6 March 1970  (London, England) Singer-songwriter who made an all-too brief splash in the early 1990s before settling down to a succesful career behind the scenes. Born Alison Moira Clarkson. 20 to 1 Safe Betts

Book, Tony Born 4 September 1934  (Bath, Somerset, England) Former footballer & manager of Manchester City. Old People Smell Of Piss

Bookbinder, David Born in Manchester, England  (exact date unknown) Labour leader of Derbyshire County Council from 1981 to 1992. Daughter Susan is a top news broadcaster. Born in 1941. Dead Centre Of England

Boothroyd, Betty Born 8 October 1929  (Dewsbury, Yorkshire, England) Tiller Girl turned Speaker of the House of Commons between 1992-2000. 20 to 1 Safe Betts Prunella Vulgaris

Boots, Felicia Born in Totonto, Canada  (exact date unknown) Woman who blamed post-partum depression for the killings of her two young children in 2012. Born 1977. Carkers Convention 2013

Borg, Björn Born 6 June 1956  (Stockholm, Sweden) Legendary tennis star of the 1970s. Winner of the Wimbldon Men's singles title on five consecutive occasions from 1976-1980. His rivalry with John McEnroe was the stuff of sporting legend. Tennis Wars

Borgnine, Tova Born 17 November 1941  (Oslo, Norway) Fifth wife of actor Ernest Borgnine and cosmetics businesswoman. I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!!

Borgonovo, Stefano  Born 17 March 1964  (Giussano, Italy) Died 27 June 2013  (Florence, Italy) Age at death: 49  (read death notice) Italian footballer, now stricken with the disease ALS. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Alfred Lord Heinous Better Them Than Us! Beyond A Little Peaky The Don Dead Ends Deceased Hose Finbarr Returns From The Dead Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Hide & Go Die I Drink Your Milkshake If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I Shall Need To Get The Black Out  Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots They're Loving Angels Instead Master Mind Mourner's Kadish Mr C Plowing The Deep Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Golden Slumbers Simpson's Stiffs Star Dust The Conqueror Worm  Sovereign-Reaper There's A Shiva In The Park The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI They're Dead, Y'Know! Thomas Jefferson Survives

Borman, Frank Born 14 March 1928  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Astronaut who was part of the Apollo 8 crew which circumnavigated the Moon in 1968, months before the landing was attempted. Weed 'Em And Reap

Bormann, Martin Adolf Born 14 April 1930  (place of birth unknown) Theology teacher and eldest son of leading Nazi Martin Bormann. Godfather was Adolf Hitler. Died in March 2013 but no obit. Garf Wants You To Die

Bos, Theo  Born 5 October 1965  (Nijmegen, Netherlands) Died 28 February 2013  (Elst, Netherlands) Age at death: 47  (read death notice) Former footballer and coach with Vitesse Arnhem. Minions Of Xuleneb Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling  Star Dust

Bosnich, Mark Born 13 January 1972  (Farfield, Sydney, Australia) Coke-snorting, crap Aussie goalkeeper. Simpson's Stiffs

Boston, Billy Born 6 August 1934  (Tiger Bay, Wales) Legendary rugby league player. A Million To One Shot Soylent Dreams

Botha, Pik Born 27 April 1932  (Rustenburg, Transvaal, South Africa) Former Minister of Foreign Affairs in the final years of the apartheid era in South Africa. I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse

Bothe, Herta Born 8 January 1921  (Teterow, Mecklenburg-Schwerin, Germany) Former Nazi concentration camp guard. Jailed after the war, but freed by a British court in 1951. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Bough, Frank Born 15 January 1933  (Fenton, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) British TV presenter, mainly on daytime television or sports programmes. Wearer of bad sweaters and target of unlikely sex orgy allegations. Had a liver transplant in 2001. Freddie The Cat I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food One Scythe Fits All The Final Whistle

Bouteflika, Abdelaziz Born 2 March 1937  (Oujda, Morocco) President of Algeria since 1999. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Boutros-Ghali, Boutros Born 14 November 1922  (Cairo, Egypt) UN Secretary-General between 1992-96, whose name became a catchphrase on 'The Fast Show'. Old People Party Of 20

Bowen, Jim Born 20 August 1937  (Heswall, Cheshire, England) Super, smashing, great. The avuncular presenter of ITV's 'Bullseye' (1981-93) ensured that no-one ever went home empty-handed, even if they were so laughably bad at darts that they ended up with £7 and a pewter tankard between 2 people. You can't beat a bit of bully! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Come Die With Me Deadly Deathwatch Fledermaus Sovereign-Reaper The Funeral Director 2013 There Or Thereabouts Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Bowie, David Born 8 January 1947  (Brixton, London, England) Legendary "Chameleon of Rock" whose been in virtual retirement since 2004 after suffering a heart attack. Sang with Mark Bolan and Bing Crosby in 1977; days later, both were dead. Made a surprise comeback early in 2013 after a ten year absence. Numbskull10  The Lovegrove Today It's A Fever, Tomorrow - St Peter

Bowie, Robert R. Born 24 August 1909  (place of birth unknown) Former officer at the Pentagon and diplomat. john_thomas_alerdice

Bowler, Norman Born 1 August 1932  (London, England) Craggy actor best known as Frank Tate in 'Emmerdale' from 1989-1997. Filth on the Box

Bowles, Peter Born 16 October 1936  (London, England) Suave actor best known for the role of Richard DeVere in 'To the Manor Born'. Lover Glovers

Boyce, Max Born 7 September 1945  (Glynneath, Wales) Welsh comedian & singer, particularly entwined with the Welsh rugby team and their ebbing & flowing fortunes. Pobol Y Fedd

Boycott, Geoff Born 21 October 1940  (Fitzwilliam, Yorkshire, England) Notoriously slow-scoring Yorkshire and England cricketer. Now an equally dull cricket commentator. Mad Maureen

Boyd, Tommy Born 14 December 1952  (London, England) Broadcaster known for his acerbic style on radio. Was also a presence on children's TV as well. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Boyle, Katie Born 29 May 1926  (Florence, Italy) TV presenter, agony aunt & dog lover. Born Caterina Irene Elena Maria Imperiali di Francavilla, so it's probably a good thing that she took her first husband's name instead when going professional. Death For Everybody

Boyle, Raelene Born 24 June 1951  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian athlete, winner of three silver medals in the Olympic Games. Simply Dead

Bozizé, Francois Born 14 October 1946  (Mouila, Gabon) President of the Central African Republic for 10 years before being driven out of power in 2013.. Afrika Korpses

Braben, Eddie  Born 31 October 1930  (Liverpool, England) Died 21 May 2013  (Wales) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Comedy writer, who deserves far more credit than he gets, as he was the creator & supplier of many of Eric Morecambe's greatest lines, including most of the legendary repartee with Andre Previn in one of the Christmas specials. AbraCadaver Ste Grah

Brabham, Jack Born 2 April 1926  (Hurstville, Sydney, Australia) 3 times Formula 1 champion. First F1 racer to be knighted, still drives in historic races, although mostly retired. In good health, but now completely deaf. Death by Hedgehog Eaten by Worms Red-Flagged Welshman Tims Terminal Twenty You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You're Not Breathing Anymore

Bradley, Harold Born 2 January 1926  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country-pop guitarist and session artist for Elvis Presley, amongst others. Grand Ole Opry XX

Brady, Ian Born 2 January 1938  (Glasgow, Scotland) Moors Murderer, in prison since 1966, having been caught just 4 weeks after the death penalty for murder was abolished in the UK. Has a tendency to go on somewhat half-hearted hunger strikes. Since the death of his accomplice, Myra Hindley, in 2002, DDP interest in him has picked up. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death …and There Was Great Rejoicing Another Day  A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bad People Boddies... Manchester's Finest Brown Bread C.A.Daver Come Die With Me Creme De La Crem Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Curse Of Fame DDP Tofoa DeadEnders Dead Loss Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Dress re-Hearse-als Drop Dead Celebration Embalmy Army Funeral Holmes George Lass and the Gravelings Girlfriend In A Coma Grendel's Graveyard Researched To Death I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader  I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Jim's Deadbeats Les Trompettes De La Mort Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Luck Of The Dead Mave's Graves Min Reaper  Morbid United FC Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Northern Foxiles Obituaries 'R' Us Old Lags And Old Slags Over & Out  Pickton's Pork Pies Carrie in the Nidge Rexy's Rotten Bodies Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!  See You In Hell Sick Scouser In Black Simpson's Stiffs Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stiffer Steaks Thatcher Must Die FFS! The British (D)i(e)sles The Dead Certs The Death Stars The Dirt Nappers  The Funeral Director 2013 The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Unspiritualist Tomb It May Concern Who Turned Out The Lights? Will Jim Fix It For Me?

Brady, James Born 29 August 1940  (Centralia, Illinois, USA) Former White House press secretary to Ronald Reagan, who was left permanently disabled when an assassination attempt on Reagan saw him shot in the head. Let Us Embalm You "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Brady, Liam Born 13 February 1956  (Dublin, Ireland) Cultured former Arsenal & Republic of Ireland midfielder, now assistant manager of the Irish national team. Gunners Go Goodbye

Brady, Nicholas F. Born 11 April 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Secretary of the Treasury under Presidents Reagan and Bush Snr. They're Off The Ballot Now

Brady, Sarah Born 6 February 1942  (Missouri, USA) Advocate of gun control ever since her husband Jim was seriously wounded in the 1981 assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan. Now suffering from lung cancer. Luck Of The Dead The Anfield Iron

Bragg, Bianca Born 14 January 1994  (place of birth unknown) Player with Arsenal Ladies football club. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Braithwaite, E. R. Born 27 June 1920  (Georgetown, Guyana) Guyanese author whose book based on his experiences as a black teacher in a poor, working class London school, 'To Sir, With Love' was later made into a film starring Sidney Poitier. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Brake, Patricia Born 25 June 1942  (Bath, Somerset) Actress known for her role as Ingrid Fletcher in 'Porridge' and 'Going Straight' as well as being associated with the televisual disaster that was 'Eldorado'. A Weatherman, 8 Small Parts and a Widow Twanky

Bramall, Edwin Born 18 December 1923  (Bushfield, Hampshire, England) Also known as Baron Bramall, an ex-Army bigwig - former Chief of the General Staff & Chief of the Defence Staff. Dance On Your Grave Grobler's Stiff Ones

Brand, Russell Born 4 June 1975  (Grays, Essex, England) TV presenter & comic who is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. Dispatch Dudes Pass The Sick Bucket Simpson's Stiffs Wonderflonium

Brandauer, Klaus Maria Born 22 June 1943  (Bad Aussee, Austria) Austrian actor known for his role as Largo in the sort-of Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Brandon, Tony Born 12 December 1933  (Poole, Dorset, England) Radio presenter and comedian. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Brandreth, Gyles Born 8 March 1948  (Wuppertal, Germany) TV personality and something of a polymath - writer, presenter, producer, biographer, you name it. Was even a Conservative MP and junior minister at one time. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Branson, Richard Born 18 July 1950  (Sharnley Green, Surrey, England) Entrepreneur since the age of 16, when he started a national student magazine. Now boss of the Virgin records/banking/airline/mobile phones/etc empire. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die Tazman's Hit List

Brass, Tinto Born 26 March 1933  (Venice, Italy) Italian filmmaker of the somewhat soft-porn kind. The Last Picture Show

Braun, Volker Born 7 May 1939  (Dresden, Germany) German writer. Colour Me Dead Falling Like The Wall

Brauner, Artur Born 1 August 1918  (Lodz, Poland) Polish film producer, most notably of the British childen's film 'Black Beauty' in 1971. Death Speaks German

Braunstein, Ron Born 7 June 1976  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Hip hop star, better known as "Necro". ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Braxton, Toni Born 7 October 1967  (Severn, Maryland, USA) Sultry R&B singer. Massive in the 1990s but whose career hit the skids in the last decade or so. Sing Your Last Song For Me

Breivik, Anders Behring Born 13 February 1979  (Oslo, Norway) Far right killer of 77 Norwegians in a terrorist attack in 2011. Jailed for 21 years in 2012. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Bremer, Arthur Born 21 August 1950  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Janitor convicted in 1972 for the attempted assassination of US presidential candidate George Wallace. Released in 2007. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Brennan, Eileen  Born 3 September 1932  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 28 July 2013  (Burbank, Los Angeles, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Actress, best known as the as the bullying Captain Doreen Lewis in 'Private Benjamin'. Happy No Year ZZ Topped

Brennan, Owen  Born 1 January 1935  (place of birth unknown) Died 9 January 2013  (Darley Park, Derbyshire, England) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Horse racing trainer who went missing late in 2012. Found dead in the River Derwent early in 2013. Romancing The Headstone

Brenner, Sydney Born 13 January 1927  (Germiston, South Africa) Biologist. Co-winner of the Nobel Prize in 2002. Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal

Brett, Julie Date and place of birth unknown Simon Cowell's mother. I wonder if he's told her yet? ...And I Feel Fine!

Brickell, Katie Born 9 July 1983  (Haywards Heath, Sussex, England) Young lady who was denied a smear test for cervical cancer as she was "too young" for the test, but now her disease is incurable. 5 Feet And 1 To Go And My Name Is Larry! Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style)

Briers, Richard  Born 14 January 1934  (Merton, Surrey, England) Died 17 February 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) Very popular British actor & comedian, best known for 'The Good Life'. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Briggs, Asa Born 7 May 1921  (Keighley, West Yorkshire, England) British historian and academic, a particular specialist on the Victorian era. Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Briggs, Johnny Born 5 September 1935  (Battersea, London, England) British TV & film actor, most famous as Mike Baldwin in 'Coronation Street' AbraCadaver Carry On Up The Crem

Briggs, Nicholas Born 29 September 1961  (London, England) Actor who has voiced the Daleks and the Cybermen since the the revival of 'Doctor Who' in 2005. Dr Who(s) Next

Brimley, Wilford Born 27 September 1934  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Heavy-set, superbly-moustachioed US actor in TV, films & commercials. 1 Dead In Ohio I'll Get The Oven On

Brittan, Leon Born 25 September 1939  (London, England) Former British cabinet minister. Resigned in 1986 during the "Westland affair". Iron Lacky

Brittenden, Arthur Born 23 October 1924  (place of birth unknown) Editor of the Daily Mail from 1966-1971. Positively socialist in those days, compared to today... People I Think Might Die In 2013 United

Britton, Tony Born 9 June 1934  (Birmingham, England) Actor, mainly on stage but also in 'Don't Wait Up' on TV. Father of Fern Britton. Jesus Jones Live Forever With Line 5 The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Broadbent, Peter  Born 15 May 1933  (Elvington, Kent, England) Died 1 October 2013  (Himley, Staffordshire, England) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Footballer, most notably for Wolves. Also played for England & was part of their 1958 World Cup squad. Former DDP Unique Jokers The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Broadis, Ivor Born 18 December 1922  (Isle of Dogs, London, England) Former England player & Carlisle United manager. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Brokaw, Tom Born 6 February 1940  (Webster, South Dakota, USA) American television journalist with NBC News. I'll Get The Oven On Let Us Embalm You Noz4news

Brokken, Corry Born 3 December 1932  (Breda, Netherlands) Dutch singer and winner of the 1957 Eurovision Song Contest. Death For Everybody Minions Of Xuleneb

Brooke, Edward Born 26 October 1919  (Washington, D.C., USA) One of the few African-American Republicans elected to the US Senate. Old People Party Of 20 Sleeping With The Fishes

Brooke, Peter Born 3 March 1934  (place of birth unknown) Former Conservative MP and Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Iron Lacky

Brooker, Natty Date and place of birth unknown Musician, once of psychedelic rockers Spaceman 3. Freddie The Cat

Brookes, Jon  Born 21 September 1968  (place of birth unknown) Died 13 August 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 44  (read death notice) Drummer for indie veterans The Charlatans. Girlfriend In A Coma

Brookner, Anita Born 16 July 1928  (Herne Hill, London, England) Author & art historian. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Brooks, James L. Born 9 May 1940  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Film and television producer with an impressive resume, including 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show', 'Taxi' and 'The Simpsons' on television and 'Terms of Endearment' and 'Jerry Maguire' in film, amongst others. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Brooks, Mel Born 28 June 1926  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Comic actor and film director. It Tolls For Thee Laughter Kills Meister Mayhem Misslucky

Brooks, Ray Born 20 April 1939  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Actor who starred in Ken Loach's epochal TV play 'Cathy Come Home' but let's face it, he's the voice of 'Mr. Benn'! Carry On Up The Crem

Brooks, Rebekah Born 27 May 1968  (Warrington, Lancashire, England) Scarlet-haired, well-connected harridan and epicentre of the phone hacking scandal along with her shifty cohort Andy Coulson. Was editor of both The Sun and the News of the World before her spectacular fall from grace. Dress re-Hearse-als

Brooks, Tony Born 25 February 1932  (Dukinfield, Cheshire, England) British motor racer known as the "racing dentist". Red-Flagged

Brosnan, Pierce Born 16 May 1953  (Drogheda, County Louth, Rep of Ireland) Irish actor, forever known for playing James Bond in four films from 1995-2002. 007 - Carrie's Licence to Die

Brothers, Joyce  Born 20 October 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 13 May 2013  (Fort Lee, New Jersey, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) TV psychologist and advice columnist. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Brough Clapp, Louise Born 11 March 1923  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Tennis player, 4 times Wimbledon singles champion. Are You Still Dying, Darling?

Brown, Bobbi Kristina Born 4 March 1993  (Livingston, New Jersey, USA) Daughter of the late singer Whitney Houston. Bet on Black!  Time They Went To Sleep Forever

Brown, Bobby Born 5 February 1969  (Roxbury, Massachusetts, USA) R&B singer & dancer, whose litany of crimes is much too long to list here, but suffice to say, not many people think of him as "a nice boy". 1 Dead In Ohio Bird Is The Word Corpsicle Death Nebula 3000 You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse Shaken Not Stirred Sleeping With The Fishes We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Brown, Chris Born 5 May 1989  (Tappahonnock, Virginia, USA) Pop and R&B singer who got himself into hot water by assaulting his then girlfriend Rihanna in 2009. Last Train To Palookaville

Brown, Diem Born 12 June 1984  (place of birth unknown) TV personality. Ste Grah

Brown, Gordon Born 20 February 1951  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Prime Minister of Great Britain from 2007-2010. I Told You They Were Sick

Brown, Jim Ed Born 1 April 1934  (Sparkman, Arkansas, USA) Country musician with family group The Browns. Grand Ole Opry XX

Brown, John Born 26 January 1962  (Stirling, Scotland) Former Rangers player, now manager of Dundee FC. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

Brown, June Born 16 February 1927  (Needham Market, Suffolk, England) Actress who plays Dot Cotton in EastEnders. Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Worm Fodder Aye, they're off the fags alright Death Grips Await Kicking the Bucket 2013 Ladies Bodybags Lidders Late Lamentables Live Forever With Line 5 Over & Out Shaken Not Stirred The Blue And White Reaper The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Dead Cows The Final Curtaincall The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen The Sadistic Statistics You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Brown, Melanie Born 29 May 1975  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) AKA Mel B or "Scary Spice". Mouthy member of the famous girl band whose weight has publically gone up and down rather like her drawers. Bet on Black!

Brown, Ronald Born 7 August 1926  (place of birth unknown) Bishop of Birkenhead from 1974-1992. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Brown, Roy "Chubby" Born 3 February 1945  (Grangetown, Middlesbrough, England) Stand-up comedian, known for his flying helmet and fruity language. Real name Royston Vasey. Colour Me Dead Come Die With Me Roy Daveision

Browning, Angela Born 4 December 1946  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Former conservative MP. Made a Baroness in 2010. The Politicorpses

Bruce, Jack Born 14 May 1943  (Glasgow, Scotland) Former front man of Cream, who also wrote most of their songs. Underwent a liver transplant in October 2003, after being diagnosed with cancer of the liver. Luck Of The Dead Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Simpson's Stiffs Snort The Ashes The Anfield Iron

Bruna, Dick Born 23 August 1927  (Utrecht, The Netherlands) Dutch illustrator and creator of the popular cutesy rabbit Miffy. Minions Of Xuleneb If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing...

Bruno, Frank Born 16 November 1961  (Hammersmith, London, England) Former WBC world heavyweight boxing champion and pantomime dame. Lost the plot somewhat after his wife left him, and was sectioned to a mental hospital in September 2003, although he was later released. Worm Fodder Deadly Deathwatch I Told You They Were Sick Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead

Brunson, Doyle F. Born 10 August 1933  (Fisher County, Texas, USA) Veteran poker player and champion. AbraCadaver  A Pelican In The Wilderness Pedro’s Catacomb Collective

Bryan, Dora Born 7 February 1924  (Southport, Lancashire, England) Chirpy blonde British actress. Won a BAFTA for 'A Taste of Honey' (1961). Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bazzilliant Coffinitup Dance On Your Grave Dead Ends Death Stalks United Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Carry On Up The Crem Drop Dead Celebration Final Curtain Guild Of Master Reapers If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course It Tolls For Thee Last of the Summer Winos Lidders Late Lamentables Luck Of The Dead Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Octopus of Odstock Windsor's OBE People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Soylent Dreams  Ste Grah Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The British (D)i(e)sles The Dead Certs The Final Curtaincall  The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead This Is Your Death Time's-Up Team Unusual Suspects Welshman

Bryant, Jo Date and place of birth unknown "Inspirational" terminal cancer sufferer who attracted attention from the hoi polloi in 2012. Born 1982. Died in January 2013 but no obit. Better Them Than Us! Dead By Dawn Girlfriend In A Coma Stiff & the Tears Windsor The Troll

Brzezinski, Zbigniew Born 28 March 1928  (Warsaw, Poland) Jimmy Carter's National Security Advisor from 1977-1981. Heads In A Bag

Bublé, Michael Born 9 September 1975  (Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian singer. You Die Now

Buck, Linda B. Born 29 January 1947  (Seattle, Washington, USA) American biologist who won the 2004 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for her work on olfactory receptors. Nobel Loserettes

Buell, Ryan Born 8 July 1982  (Corry, Pennsylvania, USA) American paranormal investigator. A Million To One Shot  A Pelican In The Wilderness Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Better Them Than Us! Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Daniel Faraday's Notebook David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Going Green I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Misers Pan Breed Golden Slumbers  Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Star Dust Stiff & the Tears Turd Ferguson  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Buffett, Jimmy Born 25 December 1946  (Pascagoula, Mississippi, USA) American county/beach rock singer/songwriter & film producer. Drop the Pilot

Buffett, Warren Born 30 August 1930  (Omaha, Nebraska, USA) American businessman & author, the 2nd richest person in the world, according to Forbes magazine in 2006. Also an ace ukulele player. Brown Bread The Canadian Cadaver Dogs GSTQ Mostly Whores

Buffon, Lorenzo Born 19 December 1929  (Majano, Italy) Former AC Milan and Italy international footballer. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Bugliosi, Vincent Born 18 August 1934  (Hibbing, Minnesota, USA) American attorney, best known as the prosecuting counsel against Charles Manson et all in 1969 for the Tate-LaBianca murders. Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Bulger, James "Whitey" Born 3 September 1929  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) One of the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. Charges against him include 18 counts of murder, plus racketeering, money laundering, and breaking wind on the Sabbath in Tennessee. The Hell With It There's A Shiva In The Park

Bulloch, Jeremy Born 16 February 1945  (Market Harborough, Leicestershire, England) Actor best known for his role as the bounty hunter Boba Fett in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Nearer My God To Thee

Bündchen, Gisele Born 20 July 1980  (Três de Maio, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil) Brazilian model, the World's highest paid. Drop the Pilot

Bundy, King Kong Born 7 November 1957  (Atlantic City, New Jersey, USA) Ginormous wrestler in the "Big Daddy" mould in US professional wrestling. Let's get ready to Rumble

Burdon, Eric Born 11 May 1941  (Walker, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Former lead singer of The Animals. Snort The Ashes

Burgess, Sonny Born 28 May 1931  (Newport, Arkansas, USA) Rockabilly singer and guitarist. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead