Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2009: S

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Saatchi, Charles Born 10 June 1943  (Baghdad, Iraq) Advertising tycoon and art collector. The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend

Sachs, Andrew Born 7 April 1930  (Berlin, Germany) Until 2008, best known as Manuel in "Fawlty Towers". Since Autumn 2008, he's been better known for receiving prank phone calls from overpaid Radio 2 presenters & having a rather sex-hungry granddaughter... Bananies You're Dead And You Know You Are

Safire, William  Born 17 December 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 27 September 2009  (Rockville, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) American author, journalist & political speechwriter. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Sagor Maas, Frederica (Died in 2012) Born 6 July 1900  (New York City, New York, USA) Early Hollywood screenwriter. Club Carp  Deathpig People I Think Might Die In 2009 United

Sahl, Mort Born 11 May 1927  (Montreal, Canada) Canadian stand up comedian & humourist, as well as being a political speechwriter. They Laugh In The Face Of Death

Saint, Silvia Born 12 February 1976  (Kyjov, Czech Republic) Top porn actress, born Sylvie Tomcalová. Y-Shaped Coffin

Salberg, Keith Date and place of birth unknown Theatre agent & producer. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Sales, Soupy  Born 8 January 1926  (Franklinton, North Carolina, USA) Died 22 October 2009  (New York City, New York, USA`) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Born Milton Supman. Was a radio personality, but previously a children's show host. Famous for hitting his guests in the face with pies and for telling his young viewers to send him "those green pieces of paper with pictures of George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Lincoln and Jefferson on them" from their parents' wallets and purses. Laughter Kills

Salgado, Curtis Born 4 February 1954  (Everett, Washington, USA) Blues musician, singer & songwriter. Mr C

Salinger, J. D. (Died in 2010) Born 1 January 1919  (New York City, New York, USA) Writer of (for the most part) short stories, whose only novel - "Catcher in the Rye" (1951) - is the basis of his literary reputation. The same novel was also famous as being the book that Mark Chapman was holding when he murdered John Lennon. Rumours that Salinger (who hasn't published anything since 1965) is in fact the same person as the similarly reclusive Thomas Pynchon (author of novels such as "V" and "Gravity's Rainbow", all published since 1965) are, sadly, unfounded. JD = Jack Daniels. Actually, that's not true: it's really Jerome David. Dancing Elephants Deader Than A Dead Thing Death From Down Under Death Stalks United Food For Worms Drop Dead Celebration Feng Shui Pig Globaltruth Head For The Gates!! Lard Bazaar Literary Cemetery Mean Machine Naked Florida Gravediggers Oh...If Only It Were True People I Think Might Die In 2009 United Pure Dead Brilliant Sleep Tight  Stahlmatt The Deadest Man In Deadonia The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Tartan Flatliners Zombie Resurrection Impending

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series "Last of the Summer Wine". More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of "Wallace & Gromit". Bang Bang You're Dead Beerbutton 2 Bodybag Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Chelski Pensioners II Close The Casket Colin's Toe Curlers Dance Of The Living Dead The Norwegian Blues Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead'nt He Do Well?? Death By Impailer Don't Eat The Figs Liz's Lately Lamented Final Curtain Flanges Final Few Grampus 8 My Hamster Jesus Jones Brady, Tobin And Huntley Starring In "Friends Behind Bars" Jims Deadbeats Juicy Janny Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Living In A Box Much Loved But Not Yet Departed No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Pacman Past Their Sell By Date Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead The Deadest Man In Deadonia The Delightful Dead The Dukes Death List The Grateful Undead They Laugh In The Face Of Death The Tartan Flatliners Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film? As You Wave Us Goodbye

Samuels, Jerry Born 20 June 1938  (New York City, New York, USA) Also known as Napoleon XIV, who had a one-hit wonder with "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!" One Hit Wonders

Sanderling, Kurt (Died in 2011) Born 19 September 1912  (Arys, East Prussia, Germany) German music conductor. Pool Ghoul VSBfromH

Sanders, Jay O. Born 16 April 1953  (Austin, Texas, USA) Film actor. Beerbutton 3

Sanger, Frederick (Died in 2013) Born 13 August 1918  (Rendcombe, Gloucestershire, England) Biochemist, twice Nobel Prize winning laureate, the only living person to be so honoured. How Much For Those Stem Cells? Nobel Losers

Santo, Ron (Died in 2010) Born 25 February 1940  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Former star of the Chicago Cubs (that's baseball, for anyone who's unsure). He has suffered from diabetes his whole life (organising many fundraising activities for related charities), and has had to have both legs amputated, which is presumably why he's falling over backwards in the photo. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Canadian Paul Death By Dumb Luck

Saramago, Jose (Died in 2010) Born 16 November 1922  (Azinhaga, Ribatejo, Portugal) Nobel prize winning author & playwright. Going Underground Literary Cemetery

Sary, Ieng (Died in 2013) Born 24 October 1925  (Loeung Va, Tra Vinh, Cambodia) Former Deputy PM & Foreign Minister of Cambodia & one of Pol Pot's chief henchmen during the Khmer Rouge days. Octopus of Odstock

Sassoon, Vidal (Died in 2012) Born 17 January 1928  (London, England) Former hairdresser and hawker of haircare products. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Saviano, Roberto Born 22 September 1979  (Naples, Italy) Italian author, usually on Mafia related stories. However some of his fiction has either been too close to home or completely bullshit & now a lot of the local Godfathers are on his back... You Keep Hanging On

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, plays Fred Elliott in "Coronation Street". Brown Bananas

Savile, Sir Jimmy (Died in 2011) Born 30 October 1926  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former DJ, presenter of "Top of the Pops", and most famously, the cigar-wielding, shellsuit-wearing presenter of his own TV show for kids, "Jim'll Fix It". Goodness gracious, goodness gracious, guys and gals, is Weird Uncle Jimmy going to cark it this year? Are They Dead Yet? Bananies Bang Bang You're Dead Celeb-Rotties Chelski Pensioners II Close The Casket Deathglam Industries Fantaka 2009  I've Got Another Stiff Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP Pushing Up The Daisies Red Beauty Sadmackem Stiff As A Board Trojan Hearse The Jim Reapers The Watts Wallies The Tartan Flatliners Wednesday 'Til I Die We're Your Friends To The Bitter End....

Saxbe, William (Died in 2010) Born 24 June 1916  (Mechanicsburg, Ohio, USA) Former US politician, US attorney general under Nixon & Ford's presidencies. Simpson's Stiffs

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in "Fawlty Towers" and went on to appear in "After Henry" and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. Prunella Vulgaris

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party, which has had little success at the polls. Juicy Janny

Scheungraber, Josef Born 8 September 1918  (Bavaria, Germany) Nazi, born 1918. Accused of killing 14 people in Falzano in 1944. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Schlafly, Phyllis Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Simpson's Stiffs

Schludecker, Willi (Died in 2010) Born in Cologne, Germany  (exact date unknown) Luftwaffe pilot, born 1920, who was one of Germany's top fighter pilots. Made the news in 2008, when he returned to Bath, a place he bombed, to apologise for his actions in WW2. Hide And Go Die

Schmidt, Helmut Born 23 December 1918  (Hamburg, Germany) German politician from the left-of-centre SPD party. Served as Chancellor of Germany from 1974-82. Camden Cadavers David the Aspie Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Fallen Off The Perch Please Refrain From Testing Simpson's Stiffs Soylent Dreams The Dead Certs The End of the World As We Know It Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Voted Out For Good!

Schmidt, Loki (Died in 2010) Born 3 March 1919  (Hamburg, Germany) Wife of former German leader, Helmut. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Schuster, Rudolf Born 4 January 1934  (Kosice, Slovakia) Former President of Slovakia, in charge between 1999 & 2004. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Schwartz, Sherwood (Died in 2011) Born 14 November 1916  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) American TV producer, most notably of "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch". Asadoornail Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Holicaust

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor, former bodybuilder, and now Governor of California. Sicksadworld

Schwarzkopf, Norman (Died in 2012) Born 22 August 1934  (Trenton, New Jersey, USA) US Army general who coordinated Operation Desert Storm during Gulf War I. After his retirement, Stormin' Norman wrote his autobiography and did voiceovers for TV programmes about the military. In 2003, many were surprised to find him an outspoken critic of Gulf War II. Pop The Clog! They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Scott, Sean William Born 3 October 1976  (Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA) Young actor, best known for his American Pie performances. Nefarious Skullduggery

Scrimm, Angus Born 19 August 1926  (Kansas City, Kansas, USA) Actor, known chiefly for his role as "The Tall Man" in 'Phantasm'. It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim!

Scruggs, Earl (Died in 2012) Born 6 January 1924  (Flint Hill, North Carolina, USA) Banjo-playing bluegrass musician whose style gradually became more rock-oriented after splitting from his musical partner Lester Flatt in 1969. Together they'd formed the Foggy Mountain Boys, generally regarded as the all-time definitive bluegrass band, and presumably the inspiration for the "hilarious" Soggy Bottom Boys in the Coen brothers' "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" - generally regarded as the all-time most overrated film. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Seals, Dan  Born 8 February 1948  (McCarney, Texas, USA) Died 25 March 2009  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Musician, the "England Dan" half of the rock duo England Dan and John Ford Coley. Ash Cream

Searle, Ronald (Died in 2011) Born 3 March 1920  (Cambridge, England) Cartoonist, illustrator of the original "St. Trinian's" books, and former prisoner of war. His work is arguably indistinguishable from that of Gerald Scarfe and Ralph Steadman, though Searle can unarguably claim to have come first. If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Pure Dead Brilliant Soylent Dreams Wikipedia Entries In Need Of Updating

Sedaka, Neil Born 13 March 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Pop singer, songwriter & pianist, composer of "Is This The Way to Amarillo?" Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points

Seegar, Miriam (Died in 2011) Born 1 September 1907  (Greentown, Indiana, USA) Actress, one of the few silent movie stars still living. Skeleton Crew

Seeger, Pete Born 3 May 1919  (New York City, New York, USA) Folk singer, songwriter and political activist. Wrote or co-wrote "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?", "If I Had a Hammer" and "Turn, Turn, Turn". Camden Cadavers C U Dead 2009 Don't Eat The Figs Kennedy Driving School Pure Dead Brilliant Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Tartan Flatliners Tomb It May Concern

Segal, Jeffrey Born 1 August 1920  (London, England) Actor, best known, to a certain age of UK society, as Arthur Perkins in "Rentaghost". The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Sendak, Maurice (Died in 2012) Born 10 June 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Artist, writer & children's book illustrator. Keeper Of The Heads

Sessions, William Born 27 May 1930  (Fort Smith, Arkansas) Former director of the FBI between 1987-1993. Ashes To Ashes

Shain, Edith (Died in 2010) Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Nurse who was being kissed by a sailor in the famous photo taken in Times Square in 1945. Born 1918. Naked Florida Gravediggers

Shakespeare, Sir Tom Born 11 May 1966  (Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, England) Sociologist, geneticist & author. Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Shamir, Yitzhak (Died in 2012) Born 15 October 1915  (Ruzinoy, Poland) Prime Minister of Israel from 1983-84 and again from 1986-92. Ironically started his political career as a member of an underground Jewish militant organization opposed to the British occupation of Palestine in the 1930s and '40s. 666 Wheels Bodybag Brown Bread Cap'n Ohtz Checking Out By Christmas Crazycarl Dans Death List Of Doom Dead By Dawn Dead Enders Death By Dumb Luck Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Deceased Hose Doornails R Us Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Fallen Off The Perch FH Reverends Golden Oldies! Grim Rita Guild Of Master Reapers Harry Patch's Love Child Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse Lord Football Madonna's Hand of Bod Master Mind Meet Your Maker No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! .....norfolk & Good Only Fools & Corpses Perish, The Thought Agoodtimetokickit Inquilinekea/Simfish Putting The Fun Into Funeral Tagyourout The Dead Certs The Morbid Postman The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Pale Horseman's Six Feet Undercover Brothers ...the Salmon Mousse!!! We'reAllGonnaDie!

Shankar, Ravi (Died in 2012) Born 7 April 1920  (Varanasi, West Bengal, India) The Beatles' sitar guru. Camden Cadavers Diet Of Worms Going Ready Or Not Grendel's Graveyard Please Refrain From Testing Soylent Dreams

Sharif, Nawaz Born 10 December 1949  (Lahore, Pakistan) Controversial former Prime Minister of Pakistan. However his popularity in Pakistan has made him a hero (and a potential suicide bomb target) amongst many young Pakistanis. Dead Beats I've Got Another Stiff

Sharif, Omar Born 10 April 1932  (Alexandria, Egypt) Actor and bridge-player who will probably be remembered for his roles in the David Lean epics "Lawrence of Arabia" and "Dr Zhivago", rather than for his role in headbutting a French policeman in 2003. Real name: Michael Shalhoub. Popping Your Clogs Sadmackem Sleep Tight

Sharon, Ariel Born 27 February 1928  (Kfar Malal, Palestine (now in Israel)) Prime Minister of Israel 2001-06. Has been in a coma since suffering a massive stroke in January 2006. 2 Days Older Than Grass 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Carrion Luggage Alison The Assassin Ashes To Ashes Banobo Kings Bazzilliant Beginnings of Rigor Bestie's Boys Wheels Blade Runners Bring On The Rigor Brown Bread Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Burke'N'Hare Buzzards Carolann's Coffin Compadres Checking Out By Christmas Chelski Pensioners II Close The Casket Crazycarl Dance Of The Living Dead Dave's Bunglalow Of Death Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Beats Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England  Dead Calm Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Dead Ends Dead Loss Deathpig Death Stalks United Died In A Nasty Accident Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Doornails R Us Down Under The Daisies Dress re-Hearse-als Drunkasaskunk Eternity Tours Every Shroud Has A Silver Lining Fallen Off The Twig Fallen Off The Perch From Dust To Dung Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings Globaltruth Going Green Golden Oldies! Guild Of Master Reapers Hackinncackin' Harry Patch's Love Child Head For The Gates!! Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0 I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead International House of Death Irish Rover It's Life Jim It May Be You? It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! It Tolls For Thee I've Got Another Stiff Lard Bazaar Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Luck of the Dead Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Master Mind Mave's Graves Mean Machine Merry Death Mass Morbid Curiosity Morbid United FC Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good  Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Oh! One Foot In The Grave Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider Past Their Sell By Date Perish, The Thought Pining For The Fjords Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Rabbitsnuffer Residentevil Rotters Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine See, I Told You I Was Sick! Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Siegfried Baboon's Simian Shapeshifting Showboat Show Putting The Fun Into Funeral Simpson's Stiffs Sometimes They Come Back Soylent Green Recipe Forgotten But Not Gone STAB_in_the_DARK Stahlmatt Stiff As A Board Stiff Steaks Tagyourout Tentoesup The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The Deadest Man In Deadonia Dead Rancid Corpses The Delightful Dead Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Undead The Grateful Dead The Dorset Jury The Morbid Postman The Pale Horseman's Six Feet Undercover Brothers This Mortal Coil The Tartan Flatliners Time Is NOT On Our Side! To The Other Side Voted Out For Good! We're Your Friends To The Bitter End.... We Spin Terror You Mean He's Not Already? You Must Be Croaking!

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original "Star Trek" series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote his own series of science-fiction novels, "TekWar", which were subsequently adapted for TV. Has recorded highly amusing cover versions of The Byrds' "Mr Tambourine Man" and Pulp's "Common People". Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza The Forest Lawn Jockeys Hung Like Jesus Merry Death Mass Mr & Mrs Drummerboy On The Box/in The Box  Prunella Vulgaris

Shaw, Run Run Born 4 October 1907  (Shanghai, China) Hong Kong film producer; founder of Shaw Studios; major benefactor of HK public works. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Dave's Bunglalow Of Death It May Be You? Old People Party Of 20

Shea, George Beverly (Died in 2013) Born 1 February 1909  (Winchester, Ontario, Canada) Prominent singer/songwriter of gospel music. C U Dead 2009 Feng Shui Pig Gray Panthers Old People Party Of 20 One Foot In The Grave Owl-Zat

Shearing, George (Died in 2011) Born 13 August 1919  (London, England) Blind jazz pianist. Coffin It Up Dave's Bunglalow Of Death

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film "Apocalypse Now" and the President in TV series "The West Wing". Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen's real name is Ramon Estevez, while Charlie's is Carlos), he is constantly getting busted for his leftist political protests. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Shellenberger, Allen Born 15 September 1969  (Anaheim, California, USA) Composer & Drummer for The Lit, who was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2008. Died of the disease in 2009, but no obit yet. Alfred Lord Heinous Misers Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer...

Shenouda III, Pope (Died in 2012) Born 3 August 1923  (Asyut, Egypt) The 117th Pope of Alexandria and the Patriarch of All Africa on the Holy Apostolic See of Saint Mark the Evangelist of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria. Might need a big business card as a result... A Pelican In The Wilderness

Shepherd, Don Born 12 August 1927  (Port Eynon, Glamorgan, Wales) Cricketer for Glamorgan, one of the best cricketers never to have represented his country at test level. Pobol Y Fedd

Shepherd, Freddy Born in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England  (exact date unknown) Born in 1942. Former chairman of Newcastle United F.C., and not at all successfully either. C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Responsible for coming up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", and the songs in any number of Disney's "Winnie the Pooh" travesties. However, can be forgiven for "The Aristocats" and "The Jungle Book". Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother

Sherwood, Brad Born 24 November 1964  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor, comedian & sometime game show host. Lived So Lets Die

Shevardnadze, Eduard Born 25 January 1928  (Manati, Lanchkhuti, Georgia) Former KGB official and Soviet foreign minister who became leader of the Republic of Georgia following the break-up of the USSR. Initially popular, he was finally forced to resign the presidency at the end of 2003, following huge public protests. Hurry Up Please, You'll Be Late

Shipley, Debra Born 22 June 1957  (Kidderminster, Worcestershire, England) Former Labour MP for Stourbridge. Suffering from cancer. Close The Casket

Shiraishi, Chiyo Born 6 August 1895  (Japan) One of the oldest people in the World at the start of 2009. Died in November 2009 but no obit. Oldies But Goodies

Shirin, Fawzia (Died in 2013) Born 5 November 1921  (Alexandria, Egypt) Princess of Egypt and Sudan, sister of King Fruq; former Queen of Iran, first wife of Mohammed Reza Pahlavi (1939-48) Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Shivakumara Swamiji, Sree Sree Born 1 April 1907  (South India) Indian religious figure and humanitarian. Dead By Dawn

Short, Edward Watson (Died in 2012) Born 17 December 1912  (Northumberland, England) Former Deputy Prime Minister in Harold Wilson's Labour government, Education Secretary from 1968-70, Leader of the House of Commons, and now member of the House of Lords (under the name of Baron Glenamara) and Chancellor of Northumbria "University". Cap'n Ohtz Finbarr Returns From The Dead Popping Your Clogs The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009 As You Wave Us Goodbye You Mean He's Not Already?

Shriver, Robert Sargent (Died in 2011) Born 9 November 1915  (Westminster, Maryland, USA) Long-serving and well-connected US politician, married to JFK's sister Eunice. Now suffering from Alzheimer's, about which his daughter Maria has written a book entitled "Who The Hell Are You Again?". No it's not, it's called "What's Happening to Grandpa?". Asadoornail Bestie's Boys Bodybags'R'Us But I'm Not Dead Yet Death On The Rocks Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Let Us Embalm You  Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Not At All Well The Conqueror Worm

Shu-chen, Wu Born 11 July 1953  (Madou, Tainan, Taiwan) Wife of the Taiwanese President, who despite being wheelchair-bound after a tractor ran her over, not once, but twice(!), has hit the headlines for her role in insider trading & now faces embezzlement & perjury charges. Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Diet Of Worms

Shuttlesworth, Fred (Died in 2011) Born 18 March 1922  (Mount Meigs, Alabama, USA) American preacher & key civil rights activist for many years. Cooking Small Fish STAB_in_the_DARK

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. Biologically Dead David the Aspie Dead Cert Lord Football Plowing The Deep Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Siepi, Cesare Born 10 February 1923  (Milan, Italy) Italian opera singer of years gone by. Wake Up & Smell The Coffin

Sihanouk, King (Died in 2012) Born 31 October 1922  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Crowned King of Cambodia in 1941, but then abdicated 14 years later - in favour of his father. However, he subsequently became prime minister and was elected head of state in 1960 - only to be overthrown by a coup in 1970. Five years later the Khmer Rouge took control, and Sihanouk was head of state once more. But whaddaya know, almost immediately he'd been forced out of office. Then what happens? In 1982 he teams up with the Khmer Rouge (after they've been booted out by the Vietnamese) and becomes president in exile of the government of Democratic Kampuchea. He returned to Cambodia in 1991, and two years later, guess what? He's reinstated as King of Cambodia. Thoughout all of this, he somehow found the time to direct, produce and score 28 films. The saxophone-playing Tom Jones fan suffers from diabetes, heart problems, and colon cancer. Bazzilliant Beginnings of Rigor Biologically Dead Brown Bread But I'm Not Dead Yet Diepod Shuffle Drop Dead Celebration Feng Shui Pig Grassyknoll Grayson International House of Death Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Luck of the Dead Master Mind .....norfolk & Good One Foot In The Grave Residentevil Rude Kid See, I Told You I Was Sick! Inquilinekea/Simfish Skeleton Crew STAB_in_the_DARK The Anfield Iron The Newstreet Boys Death Squad We Spin Terror Windsor The Troll

Silla, Felix Born 11 January 1937  (Rome, Italy) Actor - played Cousin Itt in "The Addams Family". Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Sillitoe, Alan (Died in 2010) Born 4 March 1928  (Nottingham, England) Writer, whose dillusionishment with society in the late 50's & early 60's brought him fame through his writing. Addams Family Christmas Card List 2008

Simental, Teodoro Garcia Date and place of birth unknown Mexican drugs baron, who is largely responsible for the increasing violence & fear in Mexico. Biologically Dead

Simionato, Giulietta (Died in 2010) Born 12 May 1910  (Forli, Italy) Opera singer for over 35 years, a contempary of Maria Callas. Pool Ghoul

Simmons, Jean (Died in 2010) Born 31 January 1929  (Crouch Hill, London, England) English actress who starred in "Guys & Dolls", "Black Narcissus" and many other classics. Took on Howard Hughes and RKO over her contract in the early '50s and gave them a bit of a beating, which didn't seem to do her career any harm. Took to the bottle after offers of decent parts dried up, though got treatment for it in the '80s. Still doing voice work. Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. 1 Dead In Ohio

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Dead Last Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Simpson, John Born 9 August 1944  (London, England) BBC World Affairs correspondent. R.I.P. It Up And Start Again

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a 'spot of bother' with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! The Norwegian Blues Dead Last Deadly As Sin Till You Win Death Has A Shadow Fritzl's Dead Certs Gwynhafyr How Clean Is Your Hearse? Northern Foxiles Rammer's Downtrodden Snort The Ashes Time's Up My Son Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film? Yer Maw Used To Be Athletic

Sinclair, Karen Born 20 November 1952  (Wrexham, Wales) Politican, a member of the Welsh Assembly. Ash Cream I Drink Your Milkshake

Sinden, Donald Born 9 October 1923  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Actor, profilic on stage, screen & TV, with major roles in "Two's Company", "Never The Twain" and "Judge John Deed". Knighted in 1997. Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Singh, Manmohan Born 26 September 1932  (Gah, Punjab, India) Current Prime Minister of India, who has rather a lot on his plate at the moment... Death-Defying

Sinha, Tapan  Born 2 October 1924  (Kolkata, India) Died 15 January 2009  (Kolkata, India) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Veteran Bengali film director. You Must Be Croaking!

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. I've Got Another Stiff Wishy-Washy

Skinner, Leonard (Died in 2010) Born 11 January 1933  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Former gym teacher in the US, whose name inspired (meant ironically, mind) US band Lynyrd Skynyrd's name. Grendel's Graveyard

Slocombe, Douglas Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Cinematographer, particulary well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Smeaton, John Born in Bishopton, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Baggage handler, born 1976, who became a hero when he helped the police catch the suspects of the Glasgow Airport terror attack. Rude Kid

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in "Love Thy Neighbour" in the 1970's. We'reAllGonnaDie!

Smith, Dame Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in "Death On The Nile" and "A Room With A View", and more recently in the various Harry Potter adaptations. Alfred Lord Heinous Are You Still Dying, Darling? Roadkill Wombats

Smith, Kevin Born 2 August 1970  (Red Bank, New Jersey, USA) American comedian & actor, now a film director, producer & screenwriter. Bitter Violet

Smith, Liz Born 11 December 1925  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows ("An Evening with Lily Savage", "So Graham Norton") as...er...a batty old lady. Are They Dead Yet? Bananies Busby's Babes Celeb-Rotties Liz's Lately Lamented Drop Dead Celebration Researched To Death Jellydead My Toes Are Real People Over My Dead Body Who Turned Out The Lights?

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Rotters

Smith, Mel (Died in 2013) Born 3 December 1952  (Chiswick, London, England) Comedian, now a TV producer/executive, one half (or rather three-quarters) of the British "Smith & Jones" comedy duo. Bodybag Don't Eat The Figs Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine

Smith, Sir Cyril (Died in 2010) Born 28 June 1928  (Rochdale, Lancashire, England) Obese Liberal MP for Rochdale from 1972-92. Thought to have been the heaviest British MP ever. Has lived in the same modest terraced house since he was 16. AbraCadaver Blade Runners I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse Mave's Graves Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP The Pale Rider Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers  2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders Redmega's Megadead Malingerers Tomb It May Concern To The Other Side

Smith, Tommy Born 5 April 1945  (Liverpool, England) Former Liverpool footballer. The Final Whistle

Smith, Walter Born 24 February 1948  (Lanark, Scotland) Current manager of Rangers F.C. Billy Dodds Knew II

Smith, Zadie Born 27 October 1975  (Brent, London, England) Award winning author & poet, best known for "White Teeth". Short Distance Clara

Snider, Duke Born 19 September 1926  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former major league baseball star. All Sports

Snowdon, Lord Born 7 March 1930  (London, England) Antony Charles Robert Armstrong-Jones, celebrity photographer and former husband of Princess Margaret. If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course X-Pyred

Soares, Mario Born 7 December 1924  (Lisbon, Portugal) Former President & Prime Minister of Portugal. FH Reverends

Sokolov, Sergei Born 1 July 1911  (Eupatoria, Ukraine) Former Minister of Defence for the USSR, and in charge of the Soviet ground forces during the Afghanistan invasion. You Mean He's Not Already?

Soleri, Paolo (Died in 2013) Born 21 June 1919  (Turin, Italy) Architect & town-planner. A Lost Art

Somers, Suzanne Born 16 October 1946  (San Bruno, California, USA) Cheesy star of many a cheesy US TV sitcom. Overcame breast cancer, and has since written self-help books. Cut Price Funerals

Son, Sonim Born 10 March 1983  (Kochi, Shikoku, Japan) Japanese-Korean singer/actress. Time's Up My Son

Sonsteby, Gunnar (Died in 2012) Born 11 January 1918  (Rujkan, Telemark, Norway) WWII resistance fighter. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Soper, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Born in 1946. Chairman of Surrey County Cricket Club & former vice-president of the English Cricket Board. Ash Cream

Sorvino, Paul Born 13 April 1939  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Italian-American actor of massive presence, mostly in mafia-type or "heavy" roles. Father of actress Mira. My Toes Are Real People

Soul, David Born 28 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hutch in the TV series "Starksy & Hutch". Lived So Lets Die

Soulages, Pierre Born 24 December 1919  (Rodez, France) French painter, engraver & sculptor. A Lost Art

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. Hurry Up Please, You'll Be Late

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Annus Horribilis Dead Beats They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." 1 Dead In Ohio Bananies Death By Gough Death Stinks Down Under The Daisies Graham Reaper's Dead Army It May Be You? Marina Predicts Your Demise! Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling The Watts Wallies Undertakertom Wawix World

Specter, Arlen (Died in 2012) Born 12 February 1930  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Veteran US senator for Pennsylvania. Keeper Of The Heads Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Tentoesup

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who was responsible for some of the best-known pop music of the 1960s and '70s, including tracks by Gene Pitney, The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, John Lennon and The Ramones. Invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique. Convicted of murder in 2009. The Voodoo Gurus Yer Maw Used To Be Athletic

Spielberg, Steven Born 18 December 1946  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Award winning Hollywood movie director. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Spinetti, Victor (Died in 2012) Born 2 September 1933  (Abergavenny, Monmouthshire, Wales) Welsh-Italian comic actor, producer & director, mostly on stage. Hurry Up Please, You'll Be Late Pobol Y Fedd

Spinks, Terry (Died in 2012) Born 28 February 1938  (West Ham, London, England) Boxer, featherweight champion & 1956 Olympic Gold medal winner in the weight. The Final Whistle

Springer, Jerry Born 13 February 1944  (East Finchley, London, England) US presenter, born in a London Tube station. Ex-mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, but far better known for his role as host of trailer trash TV programme "The Jerry Springer Show". Lived So Lets Die

Springett, Ron Born 22 July 1935  (Fulham, London, England) England goalkeeper for many years, and played in the 1962 World Cup. The Final Whistle

Springs, Ron (Died in 2011) Born 4 November 1956  (Williamsburg, Virginia, USA) Former American footballer. In recent years, has suffered from diabetes, and has lost a foot as a consequence of it. Perish, The Thought Worm Farmer

St Peters, Crispian (Died in 2010) Born 5 April 1939  (Swanley, Kent, England) Singer - had reasonable success in the 1960's with the song "Pied Piper". Moldy Oldies Naked Florida Gravediggers

Stadnyk, Leonid Born 5 August 1969  (Podolyantsi, Ukraine) The tallest man in the World, standing at 8ft 6 inches. Breathless In Seattle

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, District of Columbia, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). Bang Bang You're Dead Burn Baby Burn Celeb-Rotties My Toes Are Real People Nescafe No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Six Foot Under Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long The Anfield Iron

Stallone, Sylvester Born 6 July 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor, star of "Rocky" & "Rambo", also a useless goalkeeper in "Escape to Victory". Burn Baby Burn

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies

Stang, Arnold  Born 28 September 1918  (Chelsea, Massachusetts, USA) Died 20 December 2009  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) American actor, voice of "Top Cat". Tomb It May Concern

Stanton, Harry Dean Born 14 July 1926  (West Irvine, Kentucky, USA) Versatile character actor who has appeared in films such as "The Green Mile", "Repo Man" and "Paris, Texas." He also sings and plays guitar in his own band. Assumed Room Temperature Beerbutton 2

Stapleton, Jean (Died in 2013) Born 19 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress - Edith Bunker on "All in the Family". C U Dead 2009 Lord Gravedigger Simpson's Stiffs

Stardust, Alvin Born 27 September 1942  (Muswell Hill, London, England) Glove-wearing '70s pop star, born Bernard William Jewry. Was married to Liza Goddard. Later found God. AbraCadaver Pushing Up The Daisies

Stark, Graham Born 20 January 1922  (Wallasey, Cheshire, England) English comic actor, a supporting foil to numerous comic legends over the last 40-50 years. Final Curtain

Starr, Bart Born 9 January 1934  (Montgomery, Alabama, USA) Former Green Bay Packers quarterback. All Sports

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) "Singer", "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. Criptkicker2

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Pop Goes The Pop Star Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Steidtmann, Erich (Died in 2010) Born 15 November 1914  (Weissenfels, Germany) Former member of the SS who is taking an author to court, not that it links him with the mass killings that took place at the Warsaw Ghetto but - believe it or not - that he was a philanderer. He claims the revelations mean his 'honour had been besmirched'. Ah.. the poor lamb. Erich, mate - I think your honour was besmirched many, many years ago by the atrocities you took part in.. It May Be You?

Stein, Rick Born 4 January 1947  (Oxfordshire, England) Celebrity chef, a specialist in fish cookery & has written books & presented TV shows on the subject. The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend

Steinbrenner, George (Died in 2010) Born 4 July 1930  (Rocky River, Ohio, USA) American businessman who owns the New York Yankees baseball team. In 1974 he was fined $20,000 in connection with the Watergate scandal. Ben Affleck once described him as "the center of evil in the universe" - though the fact that Affleck is a die-hard Red Sox fan may have something to do with this view. Alfred Lord Heinous Buzzards Canadian Cadaver Dogs Deathlist.net From Dust To Dung Hide And Go Die How Much For Those Stem Cells? I'll Get The Oven On International House of Death Mean Machine Not At All Well Noz4news Puzlman's Passing Picks All Sports Tentoesup Win One For The Dead

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stennett, Stan (Died in 2013) Born 30 July 1925  (Cardiff, Wales) Welsh comedian & actor, mostly on stage. Also a jazz musician. Still performing, which is more than can be said for Eric Morecambe, who collapsed and died after performing at Stennett's show in 1984. Pobol Y Fedd

Sterland, Mel Born 1 September 1961  (Sheffield, England) Former Sheffield Wednesday, Rangers, Leeds & England defender. Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009 The Terry Fenwick Invitational Select XI

Sternberg, Sir Sigmund Born 2 June 1921  (Budapest, Hungary) Philanthropist & businessman, aims for ecumenical togetherness in religion. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Sternhagen, Frances Born 13 January 1930  (Washington, District of Columbia, USA) Actress, a long time stalwart of Broadway & other theatres. Perish, The Thought

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1 Dead In Ohio Kennedy Driving School

Stevens, Kirk Born 17 August 1958  (Ontario, Canada) Snooker player, whose career never recovered after he admitted he took cocaine. 6ft Under The Baulk Line

Stevens, Meic Born 9 March 1942  (Solva, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Singer-songwriter of pyschedelic Welsh language songs. Pobol Y Fedd

Stevens, Rise (Died in 2013) Born 11 June 1913  (New York City, New York, USA) Opera singer, hugely popular in the 1940's & 1950's. Diet Of Worms The Forest Lawn Jockeys Pool Ghoul Wake Up & Smell The Coffin

Stevens, Stella Born 1 October 1938  (Yazoo City, Mississippi, USA) Former Playboy model, turned actress & film producer. Sleep Tight

Steve-O Born 13 June 1974  (Wimbledon, London, England) "Jackass" prankster, born in England to American & Canadian parents. Real name Steven Gilchrist Glover. Sicksadworld Tazmans Hit List

Stewart, Martha Born 3 August 1941  (Nutley, New Jersey, USA) An institution in the US, yet barely known in the UK. Broadcaster, author, businesswoman & homemaking advocate just about sums her up, but she made all the UK headlines for the wrong reaons when she was found guilty of conspiracy, obstruction of an agency proceeding, and making false statements to federal investigators, serving 5 months in prison. Corpse Bride

Stewart, Rod Born 10 January 1945  (Highgate, London, England) Past-his-prime rock star who pays young blondes to pretend to like him. Best-known hits include "Maggie May", "You Wear It Well" and the mildly sickening "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?". Far superior, though, is the classic "Stay With Me", which he co-wrote and recorded while a member of The Faces. Underwent surgery in 2000 after suspected thyroid cancer. The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show "Fifteen to One". Trojan Hearse

Stiles, Ryan Born 22 April 1959  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Lanky American comic, often on improvisational shows. Lived So Lets Die

Stilgoe, Richard Born 28 March 1943  (Camberley, Surrey, England) Musician & lyricist, who puts clever or funny wordplay into song. Often seen on "Countdown", but used to be on "That's Life!". Busby's Babes

Stiller, Jerry Born 8 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedian & actor, father of Ben & perhaps best known for his role in "Seinfeld". They Laugh In The Face Of Death

Stills, Stephen Born 3 January 1945  (Dallas, Texas, USA) American guitarist - one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, who has had a successful solo career as well. Siegfried Baboon's Simian Shapeshifting Showboat Show Tentoesup One Hit Wonders Win One For The Dead

Stine, R. L. Born 8 October 1943  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Author, best known for his "Goosebumps" series. R. L. = Robert Lawrence Ohio And Goodbye-O

Sting Born 2 October 1951  (Wallsend, nr. Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Former leader singer of The Police, now a very successful (and slightly weird) solo singer. It's Tyne To Meet Your Maker

Stone, Sharon Born 10 March 1958  (Meadville, Pennsylvania, USA) Best known for her role in 1992's "Basic Instinct", though one should not overlook that stand-out performance in "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol". She suffered a brain aneurysm in 2001, the same year that her husband Phil Bronstein (editor of the San Francisco Chronicle) had his foot attacked by a komodo dragon in Los Angeles zoo. Death-Defying

Stone, William  Born 23 September 1900  (Ledstone, Devon, England) Died 10 January 2009  (Sindlesham, Berkshire, England) Age at death: 108  (read death notice) World War I veteran. Annus Horribilis Brown Bananas Carkers Convention 2009 Come On Baby, Light My Fire! Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Death Stalks United Eejit Golden Oldies! Gray Panthers Hippoposthumous International House of Death Lulu's Stiffs! Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Pushing Up The Daisies Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Stephen Hawking's Football Boots You Mean He's Not Already?

Stoppard, Miriam Born 12 May 1937  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Doctor, author & broadcaster on a number of health & social issues. It's Tyne To Meet Your Maker

Storm, Gale  Born 5 April 1922  (Bloomington, Texas, USA) Died 27 June 2009  (Danville, California, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) US pop singer, born the rather more sober Josephine Owaissa Cottle. Old People Smell Of Piss

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque perfomer. Short Distance Clara

Stott, Rev. John (Died in 2011) Born 27 April 1921  (London, England) A British Christian leader and Anglican clergyman who was one of the leading evangelical ministers of his era. Feng Shui Pig

Strachan, Gordon Born 9 February 1957  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Fiery former footballer, current manager of Celtic FC Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. Banobo Kings Every Shroud Has A Silver Lining

Strawberry, Darryl Born 12 March 1962  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former baseball player who has had all sorts of problems in his personal life, not to mention with drugs and colon cancer. The Deadest Man In Deadonia

Streisand, Barbra Born 24 April 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actress, screenwriter, producer, director, singer and gay icon. The End of the World As We Know It

Strickland, Earl 'The Pearl' Born 8 June 1961  (Roseboro, North Carolina, USA) Short version: He's an American pool player. Long version: Earl’s characteristic skill in picking off the long pot contrasts sharply with his famous short fuse, as displayed at the 2006 Mosconi Cup where, after missing an easy 6, he snapped his cue and appeared to threaten several members of the crowd with the splintered end. Such extreme hot-headedness is rarely prescriptive of a long and fruitful life, and there can be no cheating karma, even with the aid of bespoke lycra cueing mitts. C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20

Strieber, Whitley Born 13 June 1945  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Horror novelist. You're Terminated, Farquahar

Struycken, Carel Born 30 July 1948  (The Hague, Netherlands) Character actor, and as he stands at 7 foot tall, is rather typecast in tall-person roles! Best known as Lurch in the Addams Family films. Wheels

Stuart, Gloria (Died in 2010) Born 4 July 1910  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Hollywood actress who had a prolific career during the 1930s and 1940s, following which she retired. However, she returned to acting in the 1970s and has appeared in numerous films since, most notably the 1997 blockbuster "Titanic". Are You Still Dying, Darling? Asadoornail Bodybags'R'Us Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Gray Panthers Grendel's Graveyard Harry Patch's Love Child If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Just Die Allready Mean Machine Octopus of Odstock Old People Party Of 20 Pool Ghoul Sexystf Redmega's Megadead Malingerers Win One For The Dead Worm Farmer Youth In Asia Helpline

Stuart Trevelyan Archer, Bertram Born 3 February 1915  (Hampstead, London, England) Colonel Bertram Stuart Trevelyan-Archer OBE ERD is also a GC holder - GC being the George Cross. He is currently the oldest living recipient of the award. Going Underground

Sturanovic, Zeljko Born 31 January 1960  (Niksic, Montenegro, Yugoslavia) Former PM of Montenegro. Lawyers, Guns And Money And Coffins And Tombstones Clathrate Gun Dead Man Walking Blues Cooking Small Fish Master Mind Meet Your Maker Misers Octopus of Odstock Agoodtimetokickit Shovelful Of Dirt The Conqueror Worm The Pale Horseman's Six Feet Undercover Brothers Youth In Asia Helpline

Suarez, Adolfo Born 25 September 1932  (Madrid, Spain) Former Prime Minister of Spain, the first one post-Franco. Lawyers, Guns And Money And Coffins And Tombstones David the Aspie

Sugden, Mollie  Born 21 July 1922  (Keighley, Yorkshire, England) Died 1 July 2009  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Played Mrs Slocombe in "Are You Being Served?" Beerbutton 2 Beerbutton The Norwegian Blues Dead Ringers Death By Hemeloids Drop Dead Celebration Final Curtain The Forest Lawn Jockeys Hippoposthumous If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Madonna's Hand of Bod Moldy Oldies Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Please Refrain From Testing Trojan Hearse  Tick Tock Stopped Ticking

Summer, Donna (Died in 2012) Born 31 December 1948  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Singer & songwriter, best known for her disco hits, as well as for the rather odd "MacArthur Park", with its ramblings about leaving a cake out in the rain. Dead Last

Summerall, Pat (Died in 2013) Born 10 May 1930  (Lake City, Florida, USA) Former American Football player, but much better known in the sport for his long-serving role as a broadcaster. All Sports Say Hi To Uncle George

Sundaravej, Samak  Born 13 June 1935  (Bangkok, Thailand) Died 24 November 2009  (Bangkok, Thailand) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Former PM of Thailand, before he had to resign due to public pressure against him. Deceased Hose Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom

Surtees, John Born 11 February 1934  (Tatsfield, Surrey, England) Racing driver and biker, the only man to ever win World Championships on both two and four wheels. Still involved in motorsport. Die, Die, Die My Darling

Sussman Yalow, Rosalyn (Died in 2011) Born 19 July 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Winner of 1977 Nobel Prize for Medicine for her development of the radioimmunoassay technique. Nobel Losers Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. Liz's Lately Lamented Pushing Up Daisies The Deadest Man In Deadonia The Grateful Undead The Grateful Dead Wednesday 'Til I Die

Sutherland, Dame Joan (Died in 2010) Born 7 November 1926  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian soprano opera singer who made her debut in 1952 and retired in 1990. Carolann's Coffin Compadres Fallen Off The Twig

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of "24" actor, Keifer. Death By Dumb Luck You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Merry Death Mass Pushing Up The Daisies Roadkill Wombats Sleep Tight

Sutherland, Keifer Born 21 December 1966  (London, England) Canadian, a former child/teen actor, who recently hit it big as Jack Bauer in "24". Also hit it big in a very unwanted way recently, when he was jailed for drink-driving. Lucifer's Legionaires

Sutton, Crystal Lee  Born 31 December 1940  (Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina, USA) Died 11 September 2009  (Burlington, North Carolina, USA) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) American trade unionist who worked hard for workers in the textile industry. A film was made about her, but bizarrely it was called "Norma Rae".... Deceased Hose

Sutton, Dudley Born 6 April 1933  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Long-time actor on British TV & films, best known as "Tinker" in Lovejoy. Brown Bananas

Suvaddhana, Nyanasamvara (Died in 2013) Born 3 October 1913  (Kanchanaburi Province, Thailand) 19th and incumbent Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, a Buddhist leader. Eejit Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten The Last Gasp

Swarbrick, Dave Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. H5N1

Swayze, Patrick  Born 18 August 1952  (Houston, Texas, USA) Died 14 September 2009  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 57  (read death notice) Actor, singer & dancer, best known for his roles in "Ghost" and "Dirty Dancing". Died after a 2 year battle with pancreatic cancer. It's Grim Up North 5 Feet And 1 To Go 666 A Kick In The Ghoulies Alfred Lord Heinous Alison The Assassin Are You Still Dying, Darling? Armchair Morgue Asadoornail Ash Cream Assumed Room Temperature Bang Bang You're Dead Beerbutton 2 Beerbutton Beginnings of Rigor  Bestie's Boys Bez001 Wheels Biologically Dead Bitter Violet Bloody Dead Rep Bodybag Breathless In Seattle  Bring On The Rigor Bronxboy422  Brown Bread  Burke'N'Hare  But I'm Not Dead Yet Buzzards Canadian Paul Carkers Convention 2009 Checking Out By Christmas  Short Distance Clara Clathrate Gun Konstabel Els And His Merry Harbingers Cut Price Funerals Criptkicker2 Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators  Dans Death List Of Doom Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath?  Dead And Don't Know It The Norwegian Blues Dead By Dawn  Dead Centre Of England Dead Calm  Dead Enders Dead Ends  Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadly As Sin Till You Win Dead Man's Party Livin' On A Prayer Death By Impailer  Death Stinks Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch  Deathlist.net Deathpig Death Stalks United Deceased Hose Died In A Nasty Accident Food For Worms Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Eejit End Of Time Erith Sickos Eternity Tours  Ethnic Cleansing Every Shroud Has A Silver Lining Fallen Off The Twig Fallen Off The Perch Feng Shui Pig Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout Fritzl's Dead Certs From Dust To Dung Cooking Small Fish  Going Green Golden Oldies!  Graham Reaper's Dead Army Grassyknoll Grayson Grendel's Graveyard H5N1  Harry Patch's Love Child Researched To Death Head For The Gates!! Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now Hide And Go Die Hippoposthumous Fox In A Box  How Clean Is Your Hearse? Hunting Halos I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse  If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course  I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It I'll Get The Oven On  I'll Sleep When You're Dead  Irish Rover It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! It Tolls For Thee I've Got Another Stiff Brady, Tobin And Huntley Starring In "Friends Behind Bars" Jims Deadbeats JoeRam Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Juicy Janny Keeper Of The Heads  Lard Bazaar Let Us Embalm You Lidders Late Lamentables Living In A Box Lucifer's Legionaires Madonna's Hand of Bod Master Mind  Mave's Graves Meet Your Maker Misers Mr C  Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Nice Little Urner Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia No Noose Is Good Noose Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009 Octopus of Odstock Oh! One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Only Fools & Corpses Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Perish, The Thought  Phreebyrd Picktons Pork Pies Pining For The Fjords Plowing The Deep Pooil Vaaish Pulse Puzlman's Passing Picks Rabbitsnuffer  Red Beauty Residentevil Retliv Forest Riding The Jesus Train Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rude Kid Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 See, I Told You I Was Sick! Sexystf Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Siegfried Baboon's Simian Shapeshifting Showboat Show Six Foot Under Skeleton Crew  Snort The Ashes Sometimes They Come Back Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Sqwidge's Motley Crew STAB_in_the_DARK Steeny Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff Steaks Stiff & the Tears Still Warm-Ish Stokes's Stiffs Tagyourout Team Rumsfeld II The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders  The Dead Certs Dead Rancid Corpses The Delightful Dead The End of the World As We Know It  Redmega's Megadead Malingerers  The Last Gasp The Living End The Misfortune Tellers The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Norman Bates Fan Club ThePoitouTeam  ...the Salmon Mousse!!! The Voodoo Gurus They're Dead, Y'Know!  Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Time Is NOT On Our Side! Toasted Brown Bread Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic  Tomb It May Concern  Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy To The Other Side Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning!  Wake Up & Smell The Coffin Wawix World We Spin Terror  Windsor The Troll Win One For The Dead  Wishy-Washy Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... Worm Farmer  X-Pyred You Keep Hanging On

Swit, Loretta Born 4 November 1937  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Actress, mainly on television - best remembered for her role in M*A*S*H as "Hot Lips" Houlihan. It's Grim Up North

Sykes, Eric (Died in 2012) Born 4 May 1923  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Comic actor who has also written and directed a number of silent films (most recently "The Big Freeze" in 1993, in which he starred alongside Bob Hoskins ). Like numerous other comics of his generation, he started out by entertaining the troops during World War II. Those glasses he wears aren't for his eyesight - apparently they serve only to disguise a bone-conduction hearing aid. Alison The Assassin Bez001 Bring On The Rigor Brown Bananas Chelski Pensioners II Close The Casket  Colin's Toe Curlers Dead Loss Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Don't Eat The Figs Down Under The Daisies Fallen Off The Perch How Clean Is Your Hearse? It May Be You? I've Got Another Stiff Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Lard Bazaar Living In A Box Red Beauty Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Trojan Hearse They Laugh In The Face Of Death Time's Champion Wednesday 'Til I Die X-Pyred Youth In Asia Helpline

Szymborska, Wislawa (Died in 2012) Born 2 July 1923  (Kornik, Poland) Polish poet, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1996. Literary Cemetery

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