Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2009: M

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MacArthur, Dame Ellen Born 8 July 1976  (Whatstandwell, Derbyshire, England) Solo round-the-world daredevil yachting type. Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points

MacArthur, James Born 8 December 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor - Danno in "Hawaii Five-O", amongst many others. Beerbutton 2 in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group "The Foundations" who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. Fox In A Box Hunting Halos Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009

MacDonald, Margo Born 19 April 1943  (Hamilton, Lanarkshire, Scotland) Scottish politician, a Member of the Scottish Parliament and a former Member of the British House of Commons, who is battling on the issue of the right to die, as she has Parkinson's Disease. The Dorset Jury

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. At one stage, for example, he was said to be taking fifty tabs of acid a day - smoke your heart out, Shaun Ryder! Colin's Toe Curlers Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Digging The Grave I'll Sleep When You're Dead I've Got Another Stiff "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Pining For The Fjords Pop Goes The Pop Star Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead Stiff As A Board Team Rumsfeld II The Voodoo Gurus

MacKenzie, Kelvin Born 22 October 1946  (London, England) Former editor of The Sun newspaper. Mave's Graves

Mackie, Baron George Born 10 July 1919  (Benshie, Kirriemuir, Angus, Scotland) Former Scottish MP & Rector of Dundee University. Club Carp

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as "Some Came Running" (1958), "The Apartment" (1960), "Sweet Charity" (1969) and "Postcards from the Edge" (1990). Pointlessly changed her name from Shirley MacLean Beaty, and indeed is the sister of Warren Beatty, who pointlessly changed his surname to Beatty. Doctors described her as being "in tip-top shape" in 2002, though this probably applies to her physical health only. A big believer in reincarnation, and New Age horseshit in general, she claims to have had an affair with the late Swedish prime minister Olof Palme, who apparently was a reincarnation of Emperor Charlemagne; symmetrically, she was a lover of Emperor Charlemagne in a previous life. Oh, and aliens have landed on her front porch as well. Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in "The Avengers". Brown Bananas Celeb-Rotties Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will Going Ready Or Not Pacman Soylent Dreams Trojan Hearse The Mortuary Posse Wikipedia Entries In Need Of Updating You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including "Maude" for which he is best known (at least in America). "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Dead And Don't Know It All Sports Say Hi To Uncle George

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Addams Family Christmas Card List 2008 Lawyers, Guns And Money And Coffins And Tombstones Going Underground Guild Of Master Reapers The Terry Fenwick Invitational Select XI

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Yer Maw Used To Be Athletic

Madonna Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. Death Has A Shadow Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP

Magri, Charlie Born 20 July 1956  (Tunis, Tunisia) East End boxer-turned-sports shop owner. The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend

Magruder, Jeb Born 5 November 1934  (Staten Island, New York, USA) Part of Richard Nixon's team who was implicated in the Watergate scandal. Also a journalist & businessman. Skeleton Crew

Mahal, Taj Born 17 May 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) American blues musician, whose birth name is Henry Fredericks. Not At All Well

Mahmood, Khalid Born 13 July 1961  (Kashmir, Pakistan) Labour MP for Birmingham Perry Barr since 2001. It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Mahon, Sir Denis Born 8 November 1910  (London, England) British art historian and collector. Luck of the Dead Wikipedia Entries In Need Of Updating

Malcolm, Mary Born 18 March 1918  (London, England) BBC announcer of years gone by, in the olden days of the Interlude. X-Pyred

Malden, Karl  Born 22 March 1912  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 1 July 2009  (Brentwood, California, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Serbian immigrant (real name Mladen Sekulovich) and former steelworker who became a bit-part movie actor. However, he was better known as Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone in the '70s TV series 'The Streets of San Francisco'. Asadoornail Bang Bang You're Dead Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza Bitter Violet Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Checking Out By Christmas Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators C U Dead 2009 Dans Death List Of Doom Dead And Don't Know It Dead Calm Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead'nt He Do Well?? Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Eternity Tours Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Flanges Final Few The Forest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings  Hackinncackin' You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Jesus Jones Just Die Allready Mean Machine Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Northern Foxiles Old People Party Of 20 Owl-Zat People I Think Might Die In 2009 United Pool Ghoul Popping Your Clogs Snort The Ashes 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Vyrdolak We'reAllGonnaDie! Wishy-Washy  Wot The Deuce You Keep Hanging On Youth In Asia Helpline

Mallett, Timmy Born 18 October 1955  (Hyde, Cheshire, England) Insanely annoying former presenter of children's TV show "Wacaday". C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - "Written on the Wind", "The Big Sleep" and more recently, "Basic Instinct". Grim McGraw

Maloney, Patty Born 17 March 1936  (Perkinsville, New York, USA) Long-time US TV regular actress. Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Mandela, Nelson Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-97. Bang Bang You're Dead Bitter Violet  Bodybag  Celeb-Rotties Chelski Pensioners II Clara Butt & Plum Close The Casket Colin's Toe Curlers Come On Baby, Light My Fire! Cut Price Funerals Corpse Bride Criptkicker2 Curlytops Dans Death List Of Doom David the Aspie Dead Cert Dead Calm Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead'nt He Do Well?? Dead Ringers  Death By Gough Death Stinks Death Can Be Funny Food For Worms Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Fantaka 2009 Globaltruth Going Ready Or Not Grim McGraw Guild Of Master Reapers Researched To Death Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0 Irish Rover Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Just Die Allready Kennedy Driving School Lulu's Stiffs! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Much Loved But Not Yet Departed Over My Dead Body Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Past Their Sell By Date Please Refrain From Testing Popping Your Clogs Pop The Clog!  Pushing Up Daisies Puzlman's Passing Picks Rabbitsnuffer Residentevil Retliv Forest Riding The Jesus Train See, I Told You I Was Sick! Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Simpson's Stiffs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Still Warm-Ish Tazmans Hit List Team Rumsfeld II The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Norman Bates Fan Club The Voodoo Gurus The Tartan Flatliners Time's Up My Son Wawix World Wot The Deuce

Manescu, Manea Born 9 August 1916  (Braila, Romania) Former Prime Minister of Romania during the Ceausescu years. Died in 2009, no obit yet though. FH Reverends

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Lulu's Stiffs!  The Blue And White Reaper

Mann, Simon Born 26 June 1952  (Aldershot, Hampshire, England) British mercenary, former army officer who allegedly led a coup against Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo in Equatorial Guinea. Currently serving a 34 year sentence in their jails for his involvement in this. H5N1

Manning, Patrick Born 17 August 1946  (San Fernando, Trinidad & Tobago) Current PM of Trinidad & Tobago. Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Meet Your Maker

Mans, Perrie Born 14 October 1940  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Former snooker player, World Championship runner-up in 1978. 6ft Under The Baulk Line

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. A Kick In The Ghoulies Death By Gough Death Has A Shadow Rammer's Downtrodden Sleep Tight Time's Up My Son

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Force 10 To Hell Ohio And Goodbye-O

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Short, fat Argie footballer whose 'Hand of God' antics knocked England out of the 1986 World Cup. Now a cash-strapped recovering cocaine addict. C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20 Died In A Nasty Accident Oh! The Tartan Flatliners

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of "The Wizard of Oz". Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Margarete of Thurn and Taxis, Princess Born 8 November 1909  (Château de Beloeil, Hainaut, Belgium) Belgian/German minor royal, who by marriage became part of the minor Italian nobility. Also known as Princess Margarete Marie Therese Elisabeth Louise von Thurn und Taxis. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Heads In A Bag Laughter Kills "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Noz4news You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Marinovich, Todd Born 4 July 1969  (San Leandro, California, USA) American football player, formerly with the LA Raiders. His post-playing career has been blighted by drugs problems. Banobo Kings

Mark, Sir Robert Born 13 March 1917  (Chorlton, Manchester, England) Former Metropolitan Police Commissioner and advertiser of Aquajet Radial tyres. He was "convinced they make a genuine contribution to road safety", apparently. Luck of the Dead

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Also (if only in the opinion of Octopus of Odstock, for it is he who is writing this bio) one of the nicest people it is possible to meet - intelligent, caring, witty and friendly. Not a combination you get much these days, sadly. Pobol Y Fedd

Marr, Andrew Born 31 July 1959  (Glasgow, Scotland) Large eared journalist & TV presenter. Also an author on political history. Undertakertom

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter We'reAllGonnaDie!

Marrs, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win Digging The Grave

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points

Marshall, Neil Born 25 May 1970  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Film director & screenwriter, best known for his 2002 film "Dog Soldiers". It's Tyne To Meet Your Maker

Martell, Lena Born 15 May 1940  (Glasgow, Scotland) Singer, had a hit with "One Day at a Time" in 1979. One Hit Wonders

Martin, Buster Born 1 September 1906  (France) Allegedly the UK's oldest employee, but most of his claims are pretty unreliable as there is not a shred of proof of his marriage, his wife's death, any of his children's births & his own birth. May be 96, but he may also be in his 50's for all we know. Pool Ghoul

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. Heads In A Bag The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend Let Us Embalm You Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Snort The Ashes

Martin, Michael Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) MP & former speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. H5N1

Martin, Noel Born 23 July 1959  (St. Thomas, Jamaica) Neo-Nazi victim, a British builder of Jamaican ancestry, who was left a quadriplegic as a result of a vicious attack. He has, for many years, seeked to commit suicide at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland. Carkers Convention 2009 Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Martin, Tony Born 25 December 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Classic crooner and occasional actor. Was married, until her death, to Cyd Charisse, for what it's worth. Not to be confused with the butt-ugly, pikey-shooting farmer of the same name. Bronxboy422 Camden Cadavers Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Drunkasaskunk Grassyknoll Grayson "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old People Party Of 20 Owl-Zat Pool Ghoul ThePoitouTeam Worm Farmer

Martini, Cardinal Carlo Maria Born 15 February 1927  (Turin, Italy) Archbishop of Milan from 1980-2002. Prunella Vulgaris

Martino, Al  Born 7 October 1927  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 13 October 2009  (Springfield, Pennyslvania, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Italian-American singer and actor, best known over here for having the first-ever no. 1 hit on the UK singles chart with "Here In My Heart", when said chart started in 1952. Lord Gravedigger

Martinus, Derek Born 1 April 1931  (place of birth unknown) Former Dr. Who director. Time's Champion

Marvin, Hank Born 28 October 1941  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Lead Guitarist for the Shadows & thus has had a long music career. It's Tyne To Meet Your Maker

Mashaal, Khaled Born in Silwad, West Bank  (exact date unknown) Believed by many, including Israel's intelligence services, to be the leader of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas. Born May 1956. The Pale Rider

Mason, Jackie Born 9 June 1936  (Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA) American stand-up comedian, often in the UK, who specialises in satire & Jewish humour. Force 10 To Hell

Mason, Madison Born 22 April 1943  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Actor, in many a film or TV show in the US. Time's Up My Son

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. A Pelican In The Wilderness C.A.Daver Diepod Shuffle Cooking Small Fish R.I.P. It Up And Start Again

Matheson, Don Born 5 August 1929  (Dearborn, Michigan, USA) Erstwhile US character actor. On The Box/in The Box

Matheson, Richard Born 20 February 1926  (Allendale, New Jersey, USA) Short-story writer & novelist, best known for his sci-fi & horror works. Literary Cemetery

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Lulu's Stiffs!

Matson, Ollie Born 1 May 1930  (Trinity, Texas, USA) Another former American footballer. Time's Up My Son

Matthews, Bernard Born 24 January 1930  (Brooke, Norfolk, England) Easily Norfolk's most famous turkey farmer. VSBfromH

Matthews, Jon Born in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England  (exact date unknown) British man who bet, successfully, that despite being told he had terminal cancer in 2006, he would still be alive in 2008. Born around 1950. Clathrate Gun

Matthews, Karen Born in Dewsbury, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Kidnapped her own daughter for the sake of a quick reward. Her reward was to become one of the most hated individuals in UK history, yes, even more than Kerry Katona. Death Has A Shadow Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death

Mauroy, Pierre Born 5 July 1928  (Cartignies, France) Former PM of France, between 1981 & 1984. ThePoitouTeam

Maxwell, Ann Born 5 April 1944  (Madison, Wisconsin, USA) Author of numerous fiction books, including a number of science-fiction novels. Ash Cream Hide And Go Die

Mayall, Rik Born 7 March 1958  (Matching Tye, Essex, England) Comedian, star of "The Young Ones", "Bottom" and "The New Statesman". Yes, Matching Tye is a real place! Nefarious Skullduggery

Mayer, Paul Born 23 May 1911  (Altötting, Germany) Former Roman Catholic Cardinal. The Vyrdolak

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of "Chewbacca" in the "Star Wars" films. Roadkill Wombats Tazmans Hit List  Today Is A Good Day To Die

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom "Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit" and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama "Heartbeat". After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off "The Royal". Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Sqwidge's Motley Crew Tazmans Hit List VSBfromH

Mayweather Sr., Floyd Born 19 October 1952  (New York City, New York, USA) Boxer, former welterweight champion, who is now a coach. This Mortal Coil

Mbeki, Epainette Born 1 February 1916  (Mount Fletcher, Drakensburg, South Africa) Mother of former South African President, Thabo Mbeki & was a former political activist herself, along with her late husband, Govan. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

McAlpine, Lord Alistair Born 14 May 1942  (Hampshire, England) Businessman & general toff, former treasurer for the Conservative Party. Tomb It May Concern

McCaffrey, Anne Born 1 April 1926  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Science fiction author, writer of the Dragonriders of Pern series. Keeper Of The Heads Literary Cemetery

McCain, Ginger Born 21 September 1930  (Southport, Lancashire, England) Racehorse trainer, who retired in 2006. Trained Red Rum to three Grand Nationals. 20 From The Turf - Now Under It It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Beginnings of Rigor Bitter Violet Guess Who's Dead? Juicy Janny They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway As You Wave Us Goodbye You Mean He's Not Already?

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Carrion Luggage  Jims Deadbeats

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." On The Box/in The Box

McCarthy, Kevin Born 15 February 1914  (Seattle, Washington, USA) US movie actor. Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Keeper Of The Heads "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Dead Men Walking Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will Death Stinks Pop Goes The Pop Star

McColl, Iain Born 7 June 1955  (Dumbarton, Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish Actor, best remembered as Dodie in "Rab C Nesbitt". Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009 They're Dead, Y'Know! Windsor The Troll

McCready, Mindy Born 30 November 1975  (Fort Myers, Florida, USA) Troubled country singer, who has attempted & failed to commit suicide on at least four occasions A Kick In The Ghoulies I'll Get The Oven On Northern Foxiles Snort The Ashes

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course

McGee, Jack Born in Bronx, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) Born 1948. Actor, best known for his roles in "Rescue Me" and "FX", both of which I have never heard of. Beerbutton

McGee, Kevin  Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Died 5 October 2009  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Age at death: 32  (read death notice) The ex-husband of Matt Lucas, of "Little Britain" fame. Born around 1977. Ethnic Cleansing

McGoohan, Patrick  Born 19 March 1928  (Astoria, New York, USA) Died 13 January 2009  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Actor - Number Six in "The Prisoner". Brown Bananas Carolann's Coffin Compadres Final Curtain If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Pushing Up The Daisies The Blue And White Reaper The Dead Certs You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

McGovern, George Born 19 July 1922  (Avon, South Dakota, USA) American politican, lost the 1972 US Presidential Election by a landslide. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

McGuinness, Martin Born 23 May 1950  (Derry, Nothern Ireland) Former hardline terrorist, who has transcended, almost in the blink of an eye to become a respected, high ranking politician. Death Has A Shadow

McGuire, Barry Born 15 October 1935  (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA) Rock singer & guitarist. One Hit Wonders

McIntyre, Arthur  Born 14 May 1918  (Kennington, London, England) Died 26 December 2009  (Dorset, England) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Former test cricketer for England. Lord Football

McKellen, Sir Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is "Love's Been Good To Me". You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaren, Bill Born 23 October 1923  (Hawick, Scotland) Former rugby union commentator for the BBC. A Kick In The Ghoulies

McMahon, Ed  Born 6 March 1923  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Died 23 June 2009  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Sidekick to Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show". Alfred Lord Heinous Circling The Drain C U Dead 2009 Kackers United Laughter Kills Weakend At Bernies "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Wot The Deuce

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. Dead Men Walking

McNamara, Robert Strange  Born 9 June 1916  (San Francisco, California, USA) Died 6 July 2009  (Washington D.C., USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) US Secretary of Defense from 1961-68, and later President of the World Bank. Cap'n Ohtz Circling The Drain Diepod Shuffle How Much For Those Stem Cells? "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Owl-Zat Simpson's Stiffs

McNeice, Ian Born 2 October 1950  (Basingstoke, Hampshire, England) Actor, a regular on TV, radio & film. Perhaps best known for playing Bert in "Doc Martin". VSBfromH

McPartland, Marian Born 21 March 1918  (Slough, Berkshire, England) Acclaimed jazz musician & pianist. Keeper Of The Heads

McQuarrie, Ralph Born 13 June 1929  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Conceptual artist best known for his work on "Star Wars", where he also played a few extras from time to time. They're Dead, Y'Know!

McTeer, Janet Born 8 May 1961  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Profilic actress on stage, TV & films. It's Tyne To Meet Your Maker

Meadows, Jayne Born 27 September 1920  (Wuchang, China) American film actress, and widow of TV star Steve Allen. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. Laughter Kills

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Mehsud, Baitullah  Born in Landi Dhok, Waziristan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Died 5 August 2009  (Zangar, South Waziristan, Pakistan) Age at death: 35  (read death notice) A leading Taliban commander in Waziristan, Mehsud wass one of the main terrorists in Pakistan & is believed to be the man behind the assassination of Benazir Bhutto in 2007. Born sometime around 1973. The Pale Rider Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Meo, Tony Born 4 October 1959  (Tooting, London, England) Former snooker player. 6ft Under The Baulk Line

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Cut Price Funerals Madonna's Hand of Bod Sqwidge's Motley Crew

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/in The Box

Meszaros, Michu Born 1 October 1939  (Budapest, Hungary) The man behind/in/under the costume of TV's A.L.F. Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Mewes, Jason Born 12 June 1974  (Highlands, New Jersey, USA) Actor, best known for playing Jay, the vocal half of Jay and Silent Bob. Rammer's Downtrodden

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope) Deadpoolers Dead Ringers Pop Goes The Pop Star Say Hi To Uncle George ThePoitouTeam Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film?

Michael Of Romania, King Born 25 October 1921  (Foisor Castle, Sinaia, Romania) Former King of Romania, now living in exile. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. AbraCadaver Checking Out By Christmas C.A.Daver Final Curtain If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Juicy Janny Youth In Asia Helpline

Middleton, Kate Born 9 January 1982  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Girlfriend of Prince William. Y-Shaped Coffin

Mikhailovna Smirnova, Tamara Born 25 December 1918  (Russia) Russian Architect. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Miller, Mitch Born 4 July 1911  (Rochester, New York, USA) Pianist, oboist, conductor and singer who was head of A&R at Columbia Records from 1950 until 1965, signing Frankie Laine, Tony Bennett, Rosemary Clooney and many others, in addition to firing Frank Sinatra. At the same time he had a highly successful performing career in the form of Mitch Miller and His Gang, and fronted the TV series "Sing Along With Mitch". After leaving Columbia (he hated rock 'n' roll and refused to move with the times) he pretty much disappeared from public life entirely. But I'm Not Dead Yet Camden Cadavers Death On The Rocks Eternity Tours Hackinncackin' Harry Patch's Love Child Holicaust "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Naked Florida Gravediggers Old People Party Of 20 Owl-Zat Popping Your Clogs One Hit Wonders Worm Farmer

Mills McCartney, Heather Born 12 January 1968  (Aldershot, Hampshire, England) Gold-digging uniped, ex-wife of Paul McCartney. Y-Shaped Coffin

Mimoun, Alain Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck of the Dead

Ming-Teh, Shih Born 15 January 1941  (Kaohsiung, Taiwan) Taiwanese politican, a former political prisoner and scourge of the Chinese and Taiwanese governments. Carkers Convention 2009 Just Die Will You .....norfolk & Good Agoodtimetokickit STAB_in_the_DARK

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Alison The Assassin Bananies Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will I've Got Another Stiff Kackers United Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Today Is A Good Day To Die You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of "Neighbours" fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. Cut Price Funerals Sicksadworld Y-Shaped Coffin

Mintoff, Dom Born 6 August 1916  (Cospicua, Malta) Former Prime Minister of Malta. Coffin It Up Dans Death List Of Doom Gary Glitter's Ghoulies VSBfromH

Mirren, Dame Helen Born 26 July 1945  (Ilford, Essex, England) Leading lady of TV, stage & film of Russian origin. More recently portrayed the Queen in the film of the same name, but also known for her role in "Prime Suspect". Scum Bucket

Misch, Rochus Born 29 July 1917  (Oppelin, Upper Silesia, Poland) Former Nazi, one of the few survivors from Hitler's bunker. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Missoni, Ottavio "Tai" Born 11 February 1921  (Dubrovnik, Croatia) Head of the Missoni knitwear fashion house in Italy. Dead Last

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms "Till Death Us Do Part" (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel "In Sickness and in Health". Pushing Up Daisies

Mitsotakis, Konstantinos Born 18 October 1918  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Prime Minister of Greece from 1989-92. Rabbitsnuffer

Mochrie, Colin Born 30 November 1957  (Kilmarnock, Scotland) Scottish born, but long-time Canadian based comedian, popular for his performances on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", amongst others. Lived So Lets Die

Mock, Alois Born 10 June 1934  (Euratsfeld, Austria) Senior & long-serving Austrian politician. Going Underground

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. David the Aspie

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in "Happy Days". Bronxboy422 Coffin It Up Hippoposthumous "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Tazmans Hit List

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!!

Mondale, Eleanor Born 19 January 1960  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) An American actress and television personality, she is best known for her work on the E! cable channel including hosting the shows Wild On... in 1997 and E! News Live. She is the only daughter of Walter Mondale. Meet Your Maker Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer...

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Simpson's Stiffs

Montalban, Ricardo  Born 25 November 1920  (Mexico City, Mexico) Died 14 January 2009  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) MGM matinee idol who went on to play Mr Roarke in the TV series "Fantasy Island". His performance as Khan Noonien Singh in 1982's "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" was a reprisal of his role in a guest appearance on "Star Trek" back in 1967. He also popularised the phrase "rich, Corinthian leather" in his TV commercials for Chrysler in the 1970s. Asadoornail Bitter Violet Death By Dumb Luck Fritzl's Dead Certs Going Ready Or Not Heads In A Bag International House of Death "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Pooil Vaaish Wot The Deuce

Montazeri, Grand Ayatollah Hossein-Ali  Born in Najafabad, Iran  (exact date unknown) Died 19 December 2009  (Qom, Iran) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Senior Iranian cleric. Born sometime in 1922. Clathrate Gun

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of "Oliver!". Final Curtain I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak

Moon, Sun Myung Born 6 January 1920  (Kwangju Sangsa Ri, Korea (now North Korea)) Founder of the Unification Church, often referred to as "The Moonies". Has a finger in the pie of various conservative news organizations in America. Served a prison term for tax fraud in the 1980s. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Pure Dead Brilliant  Soylent Dreams

Moore, Patrick Born 4 March 1923  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Eminent astronomer and xylophone-player, who has presented every one of BBC television's "The Sky at Night" programmes (which makes him the world's longest-serving presenter). Big mates with Brian May out of Queen, due to their shared interest in space, he was knighted by the Queen in 2001. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Are They Dead Yet? Beerbutton Bodybag Bring On The Rigor Brown Bananas Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Burke'N'Hare Chelski Pensioners II C.A.Daver Short Distance Clara Coffin It Up Konstabel Els And His Merry Harbingers Crazycarl Dans Death List Of Doom Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead As A Dodo Dead Centre Of England Dead Calm Dead Enders Dead Loss Dead'nt He Do Well??  Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Doornails R Us Dress re-Hearse-als Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Erith Sickos Fantaka 2009 Final Curtain Finbarr Returns From The Dead Flanges Final Few From Dust To Dung Golden Oldies! Grassyknoll Grayson Grendel's Graveyard Guess Who's Dead? Head For The Gates!! Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Fox In A Box How Clean Is Your Hearse? Hung Like Jesus I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Brady, Tobin And Huntley Starring In "Friends Behind Bars" Jims Deadbeats Just Die Will You Lidders Late Lamentables Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Lucifer's Legionaires Much Loved But Not Yet Departed Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP Oh! Oh...If Only It Were True Past Their Sell By Date Pooil Vaaish Prunella Vulgaris Red Beauty Retliv Forest Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard Ringo's Kiss Of Death! R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rude Kid Sadmackem Siegfried Baboon's Simian Shapeshifting Showboat Show Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Forgotten But Not Gone Stiff & the Tears Tazmans Hit List The Blue And White Reaper Trojan Hearse The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009 The Dukes Death List Redmega's Megadead Malingerers The Grateful Undead The Tartan Flatliners Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! We're Your Friends To The Bitter End.... Wikipedia Entries In Need Of Updating Youth In Asia Helpline

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's "A View to a Kill". The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. Celeb-Rotties Deadpoolers Force 10 To Hell Harry Patch's Love Child On The Box/in The Box Phreebyrd Roadkill Wombats Rotters No, Mr Bond. I Expect You To Die! The Blue And White Reaper Today Is A Good Day To Die

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Mordaunt, Christopher Date and place of birth unknown Former Senior Jumps Handicapper, whatever the hell that is.... 20 From The Turf - Now Under It

Moreira De Olivera, Augusto Born 6 October 1896  (Vila Nova de Gaia, Portugal) 5th oldest man in World, 2nd in Europe, oldest in Portugal. Until he died in 2009, that is. No obit yet, though. Oldies But Goodies

Morgan, Cliff Born 7 April 1930  (Trebanog, Rhondda, Wales) Welsh rugby union player, then became a respected TV broadcaster. It Tolls For Thee Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Pobol Y Fedd

Morgan, Edwin Born 27 April 1920  (Glasgow, Scotland) Glasgow's first Poet Laureate. 6ft To Go Canadian Paul Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Just Die Will You Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Master Mind .....norfolk & Good Octopus of Odstock Plowing The Deep Agoodtimetokickit The Living End Windsor The Troll

Morgan, Harry Born 10 April 1915  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Prolific film and television actor, probably best known for playing Colonel Sherman T. Potter in long-running TV series "M*A*S*H". Real name Harry Bratsburg. Beginnings of Rigor Bronxboy422 Carolann's Coffin Compadres Short Distance Clara Grendel's Graveyard Hackinncackin' Holicaust Lard Bazaar Luck of the Dead "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old People Party Of 20 Owl-Zat Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Anfield Iron Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! VSBfromH X-Pyred

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points

Morgan-Jones, Rhydian Born 27 October 1944  (Maidenhead, Berkshire, England) Horse-racing administrator & general big-wig. 20 From The Turf - Now Under It

Morley, Angela  Born 10 March 1924  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Died 14 January 2009  (Scottsdale, Arizona, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Born Wally Stott, but had gender reassignment surgery in the 1970's. Composer & conductor of light pieces. Tomb It May Concern

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. Camden Cadavers Redmyst XX

Morris, Jonathon Born 20 July 1960  (Urmston, Manchester, England) Actor, became famous for his role in "Bread", but also for being a completely pretenious & unfunny luvvie. Short Distance Clara

Morris, Oswald Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including "Oliver!" and "Our Man In Havana". A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Morrison, Roy Born 26 November 1946  (New Hampshire, USA) An ecologist who has written many books about the subject. Hide And Go Die

Morrison, Shelley Born 26 October 1936  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, often in comic roles, including as Rosario in "Will & Grace". Clathrate Gun Plowing The Deep

Morrison, Sir Howard  Born 18 August 1935  (Rotorua, New Zealand) Died 24 September 2009  (Rotorua, New Zealand) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) New Zealand stage singer & actor. Wot The Deuce

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Trojan Hearse

Mortimer, John  Born 21 April 1923  (Hampstead, London, England) Died 16 January 2009  (Turville Heath, Buckinghamshire, England) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Barrister turned playwright and novelist, who created Rumpole of the Bailey, but in his old age became a tedious political rent-a-gob. It's Grim Up North A Pelican In The Wilderness Short Distance Clara Coffin It Up Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course It Tolls For Thee Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP Octopus of Odstock Pooil Vaaish R.I.P. It Up And Start Again The Last Gasp

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Now hangs around with Pete Doherty. Dead Men Walking

Moss, Sir Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. Clara Butt & Plum Gwynhafyr Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

Motson, John Born 10 July 1945  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Nerdy, long-time, sheepskin-clad football commentator. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Mountjoy, Doug Born 8 June 1942  (Tir-y-Berth, Wales) Former snooker player, runner-up in the 1981 World Championship. 6ft Under The Baulk Line Hurry Up Please, You'll Be Late

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt since Anwar Sadat's assassination in 1981. In November 2003 he collapsed in parliament during a televised address, but reappeared shortly afterwards, putting it down to flu. David the Aspie Dead Cert Kackers United Mr. Yuck

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". There has been at least one alleged plot to assassinate the Marxist-when-it-suits-him leader. Armchair Morgue Ashes To Ashes Burke'N'Hare C.A.Daver Circling The Drain Clara Butt & Plum Short Distance Clara Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? David the Aspie Dead Cert The Norwegian Blues Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Men Walking Death By Impailer Deathpig Die, Die, Die My Darling Evil Shape-Changing Pixies Fallen Off The Perch Fantaka 2009 Fritzl's Dead Certs Grampus 8 My Hamster Grim Rita Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Morbid Curiosity Much Loved But Not Yet Departed Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Oh! Pop The Clog! Prunella Vulgaris Rabbitsnuffer Sleep Tight Tagyourout Tomb It May Concern Wawix World Windsor The Troll Yer Maw Used To Be Athletic You Keep Hanging On You Must Be Croaking!

Muhammad, Ruby Born 20 March 1897  (Americus, Georgia, USA) Named "Mother of the Nation of Islam" in 1986, marking her 40th anniversary of joining the movement. Not the widow of, or even related to, its late former leader, Elijah Muhammad, as is sometimes claimed - not least by us, in our previous write-up on her! Her age is in dispute, but she's at least over 100 years of age. Beginnings of Rigor Blade Runners C.A.Daver Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators Death On The Rocks Death By Hemeloids Golden Oldies! Gray Panthers .....norfolk & Good One Foot In The Grave Perish, The Thought Six Foot Under Skeleton Crew Valley of Death Youth In Asia Helpline

Muller, Robert  Born 25 June 1980  (Rosenheim, Bavaria, Germany) Died 21 May 2009  (Rosenheim, Germany) Age at death: 28  (read death notice) Ice hockey player, a former player in the NHL, who died from cancer. We Spin Terror

Mulroney, Brian Born 20 March 1939  (Baie-Comeau, Quebec, Canada) Prime Minister of Canada between 1984 & 1993. STAB_in_the_DARK

Munro, Les Born 5 April 1919  (Gisborne District, North Island, New Zealand) The last surviving pilot of the Dambusters Raid of May 1943. Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now

Muoi, Do Born 2 February 1917  (Thanh Tri, Hanoi, Vietnam) Former Communist Prime Minister of Vietnam. FH Reverends

Murdoch, Dame Elisabeth Born 8 February 1909  (Melbourne, Australia) Philanthropist and mother of Rupert Murdoch. Feng Shui Pig See, I Told You I Was Sick!

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. Dead Last Kennedy Driving School Noz4news Siegfried Baboon's Simian Shapeshifting Showboat Show

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in "George and Mildred". Pushing Up The Daisies The Norman Bates Fan Club

Murphy, Eddie Born 3 April 1961  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Comedian who transcended to films & made a few decent films in the 1980's, but whose recent showings have been pretty pants. Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film?

Murphy O'Connor, Cardinal Cormac Born 24 March 1932  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Current head (since 2000) of the Roman Catholic Church in the United Kingdom. Evil Shape-Changing Pixies Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of "Woman's Hour" on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Morbid United FC

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. AbraCadaver

Murray, Sir David Born 14 October 1951  (Ayr, Scotland) Businessman & Chairman of Glasgow Rangers F.C. Billy Dodds Knew II

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. 1 Dead In Ohio Brown Bread Dead Beats George Lass and the Gravelings Hackinncackin' I've Got Another Stiff Kackers United "M" Is The Deadliest Letter  Stahlmatt Today Is A Good Day To Die

Musial, Stan Born 21 November 1920  (Donora, Pennsylvania, USA) Legendary baseball player who enjoyed a 22-year career (1941-63) with the St Louis Cardinals. I Drink Your Milkshake "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Win One For The Dead

Mutharika, Bingu Wa Born 24 February 1934  (Thyolo, Malawi) Current President of Malawi. Misers

Myong-Rok, Vice Marshall Jo Born in Pyongyang, North Korea  (exact date unknown) Head of North Korea's military & seen as a possible replacement for Kim Jong Il. Only trouble is Myong-Rok isn't a well chap himself, apparently... Born sometime in 1936. The Last Gasp

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