Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2009: G

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Gabor, Zsa Zsa Born 6 February 1917  (Budapest, Hungary) Nine-times married, cop-slapping actress. Was in a coma for a while after a collision between her car and a lamp-post on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard in November 2002. 1 Dead In Ohio 2 Days Older Than Grass A Kick In The Ghoulies Alison The Assassin Asadoornail Bazzilliant Bestie's Boys Bitter Violet Bodybag Bring On The Rigor Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Canadian Cadaver Dogs Cap'n Ohtz C.A.Daver Close The Casket Club Carp C U Dead 2009 Curlytops Dans Death List Of Doom Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Don't Know It Dead Beats The Norwegian Blues  Dead Ends Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Dead Man Walking Blues Dead'nt He Do Well?? Deadpoolers Death By Impailer Death By Hemeloids Deathglam Industries Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Digging The Grave Dress re-Hearse-als Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Flanges Final Few Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Globaltruth Grampus 8 My Hamster Grim McGraw Grim Rita Guess Who's Dead? Hackinncackin' Fox In A Box I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak It's Life Jim I've Got Another Stiff Jellydead  Just Die Allready Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Lard Bazaar Lord Football Lord Gravedigger Morbid Curiosity My Toes Are Real People No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Northern Foxiles Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP Oh! One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Plowing The Deep Pure Dead Brilliant Puzlman's Passing Picks Rabbitsnuffer Agoodtimetokickit Red Beauty Riding The Jesus Train Sadmackem Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Putting The Fun Into Funeral Skeleton Crew Snort The Ashes Soylent Green Recipe Forgotten But Not Gone Steeny Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Tagyourout The Dead Certs The Delightful Dead The Dukes Death List The End of the World As We Know It Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce You Must Be Croaking! Zombie Resurrection Impending

Gall, Sandy Born 1 October 1927  (Penang, Malaysia) British journalist and former ITN newsreader & reporter. Bloody Dead Rep Tick Tock Stopped Ticking

Gallagher, Noel Born 29 May 1967  (Manchester, England) Songwriter, guitarist, occasional vocalist & the real driving force behind the hugely successful rockband Oasis. 6ft To Go Scum Bucket

Gambaccini, Paul Born 2 April 1949  (New York City, New York, USA) DJ and music writer. The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend

Garcia Marquez, Gabriel Born 6 March 1928  (Aracataca, Colombia) Latin American writer, author of "La Hojaresca" and "One Hundred Years of Solitude". Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982. Canadian Paul Food For Worms Literary Cemetery

Gardner, Colin (Died in 2010) Date and place of birth unknown Former Forest Green Rovers FC chairman & millionaire businessman, who has an inoperable brain tumour. Born 1940. The Terry Fenwick Invitational Select XI

Gardner, Frank  Born 1 October 1930  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Died 28 August 2009  (Clear Island Waters, Queensland, Australia) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Former racing driver. Raced in F1, and won the 1970 British Touring Car Championship. Death From Down Under

Gardner, John (Died in 2011) Born 2 March 1917  (Manchester, England) UK composer of classical music. The Mortuary Posse Wikipedia Entries In Need Of Updating

Gardner, Martin (Died in 2010) Born 21 October 1914  (Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA) Wrote a popular mathematical puzzles column in "Scientific American" magazine for 25 years. A Pelican In The Wilderness A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Garner, James Born 7 April 1928  (Norman, Oklahoma, USA) TV and film actor who specialised in playing cowboys, sheriffs and detectives, most notably in 'Maverick' and 'The Rockford Files'. His real surname is Bumgarner, but for some reason he dropped the first syllable when he became famous. Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Grim Rita I Drink Your Milkshake in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Misers Mr C Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead The Jim Reapers

Garr, Teri Born 11 December 1944  (Lakewood, Ohio, USA) US film & TV star, now battling MS. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Morbid Curiosity

Garrett, Betty (Died in 2011) Born 23 May 1919  (St. Joseph, Missouri, USA) Actress & singer - also appeared in a few sitcoms - "All in the Family" and "Laverne & Shirley". International audiences probably remember her best for "On the Town". Pure Dead Brilliant

Garrett, Leif Born 8 November 1961  (Hollywood, California, USA) Former teen actor & singing star, who has fallen on hard times with a number of drink & drugs related mishaps. Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Gascoigne, Paul Born 27 May 1967  (Gateshead, Co Durham, England) Flawed genius of the football field, who played for Newcastle United, Spurs, Lazio, Rangers and of course England, when he wasn't busy boozing and/or crying. Recent photos show him looking dreadful, and have prompted speculation that he may have AIDS. At one stage, he was reputed to be planning to change his name by deed poll to G8, but changed his mind after the Live 8 concert. It's Grim Up North A Kick In The Ghoulies Alison The Assassin Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope) Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza Billy Dodds Knew II Brown Bread Busby's Babes Carkers Convention 2009 Colin's Toe Curlers Corpse Bride Dead Cert The Norwegian Blues Dead Centre Of England Dead Men Walking Livin' On A Prayer Deadpoolers Dead Ringers Death On The Rocks Death Can Be Funny Death-Defying Died In A Nasty Accident Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Digging The Grave Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Erith Sickos Flanges Final Few Graham Reaper's Dead Army Grampus 8 My Hamster Grendel's Graveyard H5N1 Hippoposthumous How Clean Is Your Hearse?  I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead Jims Deadbeats Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Lard Bazaar  Northern Foxiles Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009 Old People Smell Of Piss People I Think Might Die In 2009 United  Picktons Pork Pies Pulse Rotters Rude Kid Scum Bucket Forgotten But Not Gone Still Warm-Ish Stokes's Stiffs  Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Deadest Man In Deadonia The Dukes Death List  The Grateful Undead The Mortuary Posse The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Terry Fenwick Invitational Select XI The Voodoo Gurus Toasted Brown Bread Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Undertakertom Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film? Who Turned Out The Lights? Yer Maw Used To Be Athletic You Keep Hanging On You're Dead And You Know You Are

Gascoine, Jill Born 11 April 1937  (Lambeth, London, England) Actress in "The Onedin Line" and novellist. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Gazzaniga, Silvio Born 23 January 1921  (Milan, Italy) The man who sculpted & created the trophy used for the FIFA World Cup. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Gazzara, Ben Born 28 August 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor, in a number of films & TV roles. Assumed Room Temperature

Geeson, Judy Born 10 September 1948  (Arundel, Sussex, England) British film actress, now living and working in the US. Moldy Oldies

Geiges, Daniel Born 25 January 1938  (Lachen, Switzerland) Swiss businessman who was involved in selling Pakistan's nuclear secrets to the world. Now suffering from cancer. Lord Gravedigger Agoodtimetokickit

Geldof, Peaches Born 16 March 1989  (London, England) aste of space and occasional TV presenter. Daughter of Sir Bob Geldof & Paula Yates, and she seems more intent in following her mother's footsteps, rather than her dad's. Billy Dodds Knew II Dead Centre Of England Death Stinks

Geldof, Pixie Born 17 September 1990  (London, England) Daughter of Sir Bob Geldof & general waste of space, like her sister Peaches. Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope)

Genscher, Hans-Dietrich Born 21 March 1927  (Reideburg, Germany) Long serving foreign minister of (West) Germany. Fallen Off The Perch

George, Boy Born 14 June 1961  (Eltham, Kent, England) Cross-dressing lead singer of Culture Club and later solo artist, born George Alan O'Dowd. Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope) Deadpoolers Digging The Grave Fantaka 2009 Hippoposthumous Pop Goes The Pop Star The Grateful Undead

Gerard, Gil Born 23 January 1943  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Star of "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century". Also got to flirt with Erin Gray, the lucky ol' dog. Beerbutton

Gerrard, Steven Born 30 May 1980  (Whiston, Merseyside, England) Liverpool & England footballer. Crofty's Coffin Crew

Gibbons, Billy Born 16 December 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) AKA "Reverend Willie G", the guitarist in ZZ Top. You're Terminated, Farquahar

Gibson, Henry  Born 21 September 1935  (Germantown, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 14 September 2009  (Malibu, California, USA) Age at death: 73  (read death notice) Actor, comedian & songwriter. Laughter Kills

Gibson, Mel Born 3 January 1956  (Peerskill, New York, USA) Actor, born in the US, but raised in Australia, where he found fame through the Mad Max films. Since then, he's been one of Hollywood's top actors. More recently has been directing bizarre films & insulting policemen. Lucifer's Legionaires

Gies, Miep (Died in 2010) Born 15 February 1909  (Vienna, Austria) Protector of Anne Frank in WWII. Pub fact: her first name inspired the noise that Road Runner makes when taunting Wile E. Coyote. Alfred Lord Heinous Gray Panthers International House of Death Old People Party Of 20 One Foot In The Grave Please Refrain From Testing Worm Farmer Zombie Resurrection Impending

Giles, Stine Date and place of birth unknown Former waitress who married cricketer Ashley Giles. Currently ill with a brain tumour. Born 1969. I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak

Gill, A.A. Born 28 June 1954  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Author & newspaper columnist, televison & food critic. Nefarious Skullduggery

Gill, Ken  Born 30 August 1927  (Melksham, Wiltshire, England) Died 23 May 2009  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) Trade unionist & communist, former leader of the TASS & MDF unions. Cooking Small Fish

Gilzean, Alan Born 23 October 1938  (Coupar Angus, Scotland) Footballer, formerly with Dundee, Spurs & Scotland. Old People Smell Of Piss

Giordano, Ralph Born 23 March 1923  (Hamburg, Germany) Freelance writer, often against Nazi-type behaviour or history, as he was a survivor of the Holocaust. Dead Last

Giscard D'Estaing, Valéry Born 2 February 1926  (Koblenz, Germany) President of France from 1974-81. Diet Of Worms We'reAllGonnaDie!

Giuliani, Rudolph Born 28 May 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mayor of New York, 1994-2001. Pushing Up Daisies

Glazer, Malcolm Born 25 May 1928  (Rochester, New York, USA) American businessman, owner of Manchester United. A Kick In The Ghoulies Bloody Dead Rep To The Other Side

Glenn, John Born 18 June 1921  (Cambridge, Ohio, USA) Astronaut and politician - the first American to orbit Earth. Kackers United Lidders Late Lamentables Ohio And Goodbye-O Popping Your Clogs Redmyst XX They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway We'reAllGonnaDie! You Mean He's Not Already? You're Terminated, Farquahar

Glitter, Gary Born 8 May 1944  (Banbury, Oxfordshire, England) 1970s glam rocker who was jailed in 1999 for possession of hardcore child porn. "Do you wanna be in my gang?" Er...we'll give it a miss, thanks, Gary. Bez001 Death-Defying Digging The Grave Graham Reaper's Dead Army Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points Hung Like Jesus Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Picktons Pork Pies Pushing Up Daisies Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film?

Glover, Danny Born 22 July 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor, best known for his performances in the "Lethal Weapon" series. Beerbutton

Godber, Sir George  Born 4 August 1908  (Willington, Bedfordshire, England) Died 7 February 2009  (Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Former Chief Medical Officer for the government between 1960 & 1973, despite losing an eye in childhood. The Vyrdolak

Goddard, Mark Born 24 July 1936  (Lowell, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, best remembered as Major Don West in "Lost in Space". On The Box/in The Box

Goddard, Trisha Born 23 December 1957  (Hackney, London, England) Truly hideous lady who thinks she is better than everyone else - a male version of Jeremy Kyle, but not quite as irritating. Queen of the UK chavs. Y-Shaped Coffin

Goffe, Rusty Born 30 October 1948  (Herne Bay, Kent, England) 4'2" dwarf actor. Was an Oompa-Loompa in the 1971 version of "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory", and played 3 minor roles in "Star Wars", although he was uncredited for the latter. Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Gold, David Born 9 September 1936  (Dagenham, Essex, England) Pornographer, businessman & chairman of Birmingham City F.C. Tomb It May Concern

Goldberg, Whoopi Born 13 November 1955  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedienne and actress, famous for her roles in "Ghost" & "The Color Purple". Lived So Lets Die

Gonzales, Jorge (Died in 2010) Born 31 January 1966  (Formosa, Argentina) Former wrestler & basketball player, known for his height (7ft, 6 inches). The Funeral Director 09

Goodman, John Born 20 June 1952  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Rotund funnyman, actor and on-screen husband of Roseanne. Assumed Room Temperature Beerbutton 3 Dead Man's Party Hippoposthumous Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0

Goody, Jade  Born 5 June 1981  (Bermondsey, London, England) Died 22 March 2009  (Upshire, Essex, England) Age at death: 27  (read death notice) Former dental nurse, who, in 2002, became infamous as the most vapid Big Brother contestant ever, despite stiff competition for the title. Four years later, she became embroiled in a racism and bullying row after making various ill-advised comments about an Indian contestant, and also collapsed during the 2006 London Marathon, having consumed a pre-run meal of curry and beer. In 2008, she announced she had cancer, and since then has taken the illness & dying to new levels of tackiness & selfishness. Despite the fact that her husband goes round assaulting people, no money made from the publicity seeking bint has gone to any cancer charity & numerous other detestable features, some of Britain have treated her as more saintly than Mother Teresa…… When she died in 2009, some (who should know better too) went blathering on about her being the new "People's Princess". Sheesh… Addams Family Christmas Card List 2008 A Kick In The Ghoulies Alison The Assassin Are You Still Dying, Darling? Armchair Morgue Bananies Biologically Dead Brown Bread Burke'N'Hare Burn Baby Burn Busby's Babes C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20 Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Bunglalow Of Death Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England Dead Enders  Deader Than A Dead Thing  Livin' On A Prayer Dead Ringers Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Deathglam Industries Death Stalks United Die, Die, Die My Darling Died In A Nasty Accident Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drop Dead Celebration Going Green  Graham Reaper's Dead Army  Grim Rita Guess Who's Dead? Guild Of Master Reapers Gwynhafyr Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points How Clean Is Your Hearse? How Much For Those Stem Cells? I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Irish Rover It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells It's Life Jim It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! It Tolls For Thee Jellydead Jesus Jones Living In A Box Madonna's Hand of Bod Morbid Curiosity Morbid United FC My Toes Are Real People  Nice Little Urner No Noose Is Good Noose Now That's What I Call SIGNIFICANT 2009 One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Past Their Sell By Date Pop The Clog! Prunella Vulgaris Rotters Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Six Foot Under Sometimes They Come Back Forgotten But Not Gone Stiff As A Board Stiff & the Tears The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Deadest Man In Deadonia Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Redmega's Megadead Malingerers The Dorset Jury The Voodoo Gurus Toasted Brown Bread  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy To The Other Side Valley of Death Wasn't It From A Dirty Harry Film? We're Your Friends To The Bitter End.... Who Turned Out The Lights? As You Wave Us Goodbye Wishy-Washy Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... You Keep Hanging On

Goodyear, Julie Born 29 March 1942  (Heywood, Lancashire, England) Gobby Northern actress who played Bet Lynch in 'Coronation Street' for 25 years. Her off-screen love life has been the stuff of a tabloid editor's dreams: 3 short-lived marriages (one of which was annulled after the reception), 2 called-off engagements, numerous headline-grabbing relationships with other C-rate celebs, and a couple of lesbian flings to boot. Cut Price Funerals

Gorbachev, Mikhail Born 2 March 1931  (Privolnoye, Stavropol, Russia) Joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union in 1952, rising steadily to become its General Secretary from 1985-91 and President of the USSR from 1990-91. Has a map of Italy tattooed on his head for some reason. Armchair Morgue Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0 Stahlmatt

Gordimer, Nadine Born 20 November 1923  (Springs, Transvaal, South Africa) Nobel Prize-winning author, often considered a feminist writer, although she herself has always resisted this label. Literary Cemetery

Gordy, Berry Born 28 November 1929  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Record executive & producer, mostly associated with "Motown" music. Popping Your Clogs

Górecki, Henryk (Died in 2010) Born 6 December 1933  (Czernica, Silesia, Poland) Polish classical composer. We'reAllGonnaDie! Zombie Resurrection Impending

Gortner, Marjoe Born 14 January 1944  (Long Beach, California, USA) Another US "celebrity" evangelical minister, who now apparently sponsors golf tournaments. Marjoe comes from his parents combining their names, Mary & Joseph. Good thing they weren't called BORis & INGa, then. Let Us Embalm You

Goss, Pete Born 22 December 1961  (Yealmpton, Devon, England) Yachtsman, mainly goes off on madcap explorations to dangerous or difficult places... Come On Baby, Light My Fire!

Gough, Michael (Died in 2011) Born 23 November 1917  (Kuala Lumpur, Malaya (now Malaysia)) Character actor who has played all sorts of serious roles, but is only ever remembered for being Alfred the butler in the late '80s/early '90s Batman movies. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Asadoornail Final Curtain Hackinncackin' Nescafe Sexystf The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Graham, Rev Billy Born 7 November 1918  (Charlotte, North Carolina, USA) Travelling evangelist who has been preaching his doctrine of sin and salvation around the world for almost 60 years. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1992. 1 Dead In Ohio 5 Feet And 1 To Go 666 Carrion Luggage Annus Horribilis Asadoornail Ash Cream Banobo Kings Bazzilliant Bitter Violet Blade Runners Breathless In Seattle Bring On The Rigor Bronxboy422 Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Lawyers, Guns And Money And Coffins And Tombstones Burke'N'Hare Buzzards Canadian Cadaver Dogs Canadian Paul Cap'n Ohtz Carkers Convention 2009 C.A.Daver Clara Butt & Plum Short Distance Clara Colin's Toe Curlers Konstabel Els And His Merry Harbingers Crazycarl Curlytops Dave's Bunglalow Of Death Dead By Dawn Dead Calm Dead Ends Dead Man Walking Blues Dead Man's Party Deadpoolers Death By Hemeloids Died In A Nasty Accident Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Doornails R Us Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Eternity Tours George Lass and the Gravelings Grim Rita  Guild Of Master Reapers Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now Fox In A Box I Drink Your Milkshake International House of Death It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Jesus Jones Just Die Allready Kennedy Driving School Lard Bazaar Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year Let Us Embalm You Lord Football Weakend At Bernies Mean Machine Morbid United FC .....norfolk & Good Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Not At All Well One Foot In The Grave Only Fools & Corpses Owl-Zat Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Phreebyrd Pining For The Fjords  Plowing The Deep Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Rabbitsnuffer Agoodtimetokickit Redmyst XX Residentevil Retliv Forest Riding The Jesus Train R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rude Kid Say Hi To Uncle George See, I Told You I Was Sick! Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Inquilinekea/Simfish Putting The Fun Into Funeral Skeleton Crew STAB_in_the_DARK Stahlmatt Steeny Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff As A Board Tagyourout Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm The Deadest Man In Deadonia Dead Rancid Corpses The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Dead The Last Gasp The Morbid Postman The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Pale Horseman's Six Feet Undercover Brothers Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Wake Up & Smell The Coffin Windsor The Troll Worm Farmer Zombie Resurrection Impending

Grammer, Kelsey Born 21 February 1955  (Saint Thomas, US Virgin Isles) Actor & comedian, best known as the lead role in "Frasier", but also for his roles in "Cheers" and "The Simpsons" (as the voice of Sideshow Bob). Suffered a heart-attack in 2008. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Grass, Günter Born 16 October 1927  (Danzig, Germany) German Nobel Prize-winning novelist: "The Tin Drum". Literary Cemetery

Gray, Dulcie (Died in 2011) Born 20 November 1919  (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) British actress, widow of Michael Denison. Mostly on stage, though she did appear on "Howard's Way" in the 1980s, as well as in many other films. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Gray, Vivean Born 20 July 1924  (Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, England) TV actress - played Mrs Mangel in Aussie soap "Neighbours". Just Die Will You

Grayson, Kathryn (Died in 2010) Born 9 February 1922  (Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA) Actress and singer, who appeared in a lot of film musicals in the 1940's & 1950's. Time's Up My Son

Greatbatch, Shaun Born 13 July 1969  (Newmarket, Suffolk, England) Darts player, now suffering from cancer. Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope) Breathless In Seattle Going Green Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts

Green, Lester Born 2 June 1968  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) Also known as Beetlejuice. A comedian & actor, one of Howard Stern's sidekicks. Betty White And The 19 Dwarfs

Green, Peter Born 29 October 1946  (Bethnal Green, London, England) Blues guitarist, a founder member of Fleetwood Mac. Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Greenspan, Alan Born 6 March 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Economist, former US Federal Reserve chairman from 1987-2006. Dead Last

Greenwood, Kathy Born 21 March 1962  (Scarborough, Ontario, Canada) Canadian stand-up comedian & actress. Lived So Lets Die

Greer, Germaine Born 29 January 1939  (Melbourne, Australia) Six-foot tall, tub-thumping feminist Aussie writer, best known for her book "The Female Eunuch" and her frequent appearances on chat shows, where she tries to make out that she isn't that scary really. Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Gregg, Harry Born 25 October 1932  (Tobermore, Northern Ireland) Legendary ex-Manchester United & Northern Ireland goalkeeper who was a hero in the Munich Disaster, when he saved a number of people from death in the minutes after the plane crash. Annus Horribilis

Greig, John Born 11 September 1942  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former footballer for Rangers & Scotland, who is still with Rangers as a club director. Billy Dodds Knew II

Grier, Rosey Born 14 July 1932  (Linden, New Jersey, USA) Former New York Giants football player, Christian minister, guitar-strumming folk singer and actor, who, despite his poncey name, is in fact a large hard bloke, Rosey being short for Roosevelt. Happened to be standing next to Sirhan Sirhan when the latter shot and killed Robert F. Kennedy in 1968, whereupon he promptly disarmed and captured him. Death By Dumb Luck

Griffith, Andy (Died in 2012) Born 1 June 1926  (Mt. Airy, North Carolina, USA) American TV personality, star of the eponymous "Andy Griffith Show". Death By Dumb Luck in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Laughter Kills Noz4news Phreebyrd

Griffiths, Richard (Died in 2013) Born 31 July 1947  (Thornaby-on-Tees, England) Gargantuanly fat character actor, perhaps at his best as the lusty Uncle Monty in "Withnail and I" (1987). He also used his canny knack for dialect to take on two roles as Dr Mannheimer/Earl Hacker in "Naked Gun 2½" (1991), and wobbled his boat-load of jowls as Uncle Vernon Dursley in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone". in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Pacman Sicksadworld

Griffiths, Terry Born 16 October 1947  (Llanelli, Wales) Snooker player, who played achingly slow. However, it won him the 1979 World Championship, and he enjoyed a long career in the sport. 6ft Under The Baulk Line

Groening, Matt Born 15 February 1954  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Creator & animator of "The Simpsons". Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0

Grosics, Gyula Born 4 February 1926  (Dorog, Hungary) Former goalkeeper for Hungary, one of the last surviving players from the brilliant team that thumped England at Wembley & reached the 1954 World Cup Final. Dance Of The Living Dead

Grout, James (Died in 2012) Born 22 October 1927  (London, England) Actor, a frequent face on British TV ("Shelley") & radio - ("Old Harry's Game") etc. This Mortal Coil

Guccione, Bob (Died in 2010) Born 17 December 1930  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Founder & former publisher of Penthouse magazine. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Guillaume, Robert Born 30 November 1927  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actor, better known in the US, though he has starred in many international movie hits, including "The Lion King". Beerbutton

Gurung, Lachhiman (Died in 2010) Born 30 December 1917  (Dakhani, Tanhu, Nepal) One of the few living Victoria Cross holders. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Guy, Buddy Born 30 July 1936  (Lettsworth, Louisiana, USA) Guitarist, best known for his extensive work in blues music. Globaltruth

Guzman, Joaquin Born 4 April 1954  (La Tuna, Badiraguato, Sinaloa, Mexico) Mexican drugs baron, currently on the run. Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Gyatso, Tenzin Born 6 July 1935  (Takster, Qinghai, China) His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. According to our contributor, he's a nice guy, you'd want him for a grandfather, and he is both the head of state and the spiritual leader of Tibet. 5 Feet And 1 To Go It's Life Jim Kennedy Driving School Noz4news Tentoesup

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