Team selections for Derby Dead Pool 2008

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.....norfolk & Good | ...the Salmon Mousse!!! | 1 Dead In Ohio | 1 Down, 19 To Go | 1-2-3 Dead Like Me | 2 Days Older Than Grass | 2 Sick 2 Not Quit | 20 From The Turf - Now Under It | 2008 Crematorium Cheerleaders | 666 | A Change Of Tactics | A Kick In The Ghoulies | A Shot In The Dark | A. L. F. | Above Average For Norfolk | AbraCadaver | Ace Deathware | Ailing Rulers of Africa | Alison The Assassin | All Nails In The Coffin | Already Dead | Annus Horribilis | Anyone Seen My Camel? | Are They Dead Yet? | Are You Still Dying, Darling? | Are You Still Here ?? | Ashes To Ashes | Asking For It | Banda Aceh Surf Club | Banobo Kings | Bazzilliant | Beerbutton | Beerbutton 2 | Beginnings of Rigor | Best Left To Rest | Bii Hoff | Billy Dodds Knew | Bing Gone | Biologically Dead | Bitter Violet | Bladder Monkies | Blade Runners | Bloody Dead Rep | Bob Marley's Doughnuts | Bob Mugabe's Swingtime Band | Bobo's Gonna Get Ya !! | Bosunic Rites | Boxed Up And Ready To Go | Breathless In Seattle | Bring On The Rigor | Bronxtiremen | Brown Bananas | Brown Bread | But I'm Not Dead Yet | Buzzards | Calamity | Camden Corpses | Canadian Paul | Cap'n Ohtz | Carkers Convention 2008 | Carrion Luggage | Checking Out By Christmas | Chelski Pensioners | Chemically Detatched | Chicken At Tresky's | Church(yard) On The Hill | Circling The Drain | Clara's Corpses | Clathrate Gun | Close The Casket | Club Carp | Colin's Toe Curlers | Come On Baby Light My Pyre | Conan Troutman | Condi's Harbingers Of Criminals | Co-Op Funerals | Corpse Bride | Corpsetacular | 'Cos We Can | Crazycarl | Crem De La Crem | Criptkicker2 | Croak Here | Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators | CSI Bramley | Dancing Elephants | Dancy Beats For Dancy Dead Folk | Dark, Brown And Dead | Dave Moans | Dave's Bungalow Of Death | Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk | David the Aspie | Dead And Don't Know It | Dead As A Dodo | Dead Beats | Dead Boys Inc. Featuring Girls Ashroud | Dead Calm | Dead Centre Of England | Dead Commons | Dead Ends | Dead Keyne | Dead Loss | Dead Man Walking Blues | Dead Ringers | Dead Souls | Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother | Deadheaddawg | Deadly As Sin Till You Win | Deadpoolers | Death At Taylor Hall | Death Becomes Her | Death By Hemeloids | Death From Down Under | Death In Vegas | Death Is Nature's Way Of Telling You To Slow Down | Death Is Watching | Death On The Rocks | Death Stalks United | Death Stinks | Deathlist.net | Deathpig | Deaths R Us | Deceased Buggers | Deceased Hose | D-Ed | Die Allready | Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged | Die, Die, Die My Darling | Died In A Nasty Accident | Diepod Shuffle | Diet Of Worms | Digging the Grave | Dirt Nappers | Dirty Harry's Dead Pool | Dispatch Without Delay | Dodger's Coffins | Dodgin' Coffers | Don't Eat The Figs | Doom Maker | Doornails R Us | Down Under The Daisies | Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom | Dress re-Hearse-als | Drop Dead Celebration | Drunkasaskunk | Dustbusters | Dysfunctional | Eat My Dust | Eejit | Either You're Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped | Erith Sickos | Eternity Tours | Ethnic Cleansing | Evil Shape-Shifting Pixies | Fallen Off The Twig | Fallen Sparrow | Feng Shui Pig | Film Is Forever, Filmmakers Are Not | Finbarr Returns From The Dead (Again*3) | Flanges Unlucky In Life | Flatline Or Bust! | Food For Worms | Forrest Lawn Jockeys | Fowler09 | Fox In A Box | From Dust To Dung | Gary Glitter's Ghoulies | George Lass and the Gravelings | Globaltruth | Go 2 L | Godot's Waiting List | Going Green | Going Underground | Going, Going ... | Golden Oldies! | Graeme's Unfortunate Gems | Graham Reaper's Dead Army | Grassyknoll Grayson | Gravediggin' Grandaddy | Graves R Us | Grendel's Graveyard | Grobler's Stiff Ones | Hardwood Surround | Harry Patch's Love Child | Hatters 1988-2008 Last Breaths!!!! | Heads in a Bag | Heartbreak Motor Oil | Henry's Half-Dead Heroes | Honey Bunny & Pumpkin | House Of Stiffs | How Much For Those Stem Cells? | Hung Like Kong | Hunting Halos | I Smell Dead People | I Think We're Alone Now | If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course | IlikeykillypartIII | I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak | I'll Sleep When You're Dead | Illinois Reaper Beater 2.0 | In Bed With Maradona | In Death Do Us Fart | in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks | Indiana Jones And The Coffin Of Doom | International House of Death | Is He/she Still Alive? | It Tolls For Thee | It's A Rocket Ship | It's Grim Up North | It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It | It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! | I've Got Another Stiff | Jaguar X-Types | Jamie's Dodgers | Jellydead | Jesus Jones | Jims Deadbeats | JoeRam | Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks | Judgement Day | Juicy Janny | Just Die Will You | Kackers United | Keeper Of The Heads | Kennedy Driving School | Kiki's Hit List | Kiss of Death | Kitty Killer | Knight Knight | Knock Knock... | Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! | Konzentrationslager | Kopbird | Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger | L C And The Sunshine Band | Lard Bazaar | Laughter Kills | Let Us Embalm You | Liquiessence & Putridity | Little Miss Snuffit | Lived So Let's Die | Living In A Box | Living On A Prayer | Liz's Lately Lamented | Looks Like He Pulled A Daniel Jackson | Lord Football's Terminally Ill XX | Lord Gravedigger | Lou's Last Leggers | Lucifer's Legionaires | Luck of the Dead | Madonna's Hand of Bod | Maggots-R-Us | Marina | Mary Tyler Morgue | Master Mind | Mave's Graves | Mean Machine | Meet Your Maker | Merry Death Mass | Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 | Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! | Misers | MizzJackTheCat | Moldy Oldies | Morbid Curiousity | Morbid United FC | Mr & Mrs Drummerboy | Mr C | Mr. Yuck | My Toes Are Real People | Naked Florida Gravediggers | Nelson Mandela Must Die | Next Up | Nice Little Urner | Nicole Kidman Is A Slag | No Noose Is Good Noose | No Team Is Complete Without Thatcher | Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia | Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive | Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club | Northern Reaper | Northernfox | Not At All Well | Noz4news | Obituarynotice | Octopus of Odstock | Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! | Oh...If Only It Were True | Ohio and Goodbye-o | Old People Party Of 20 | One Foot In The Grave | One Less Bullet Come The Revolution | Only Fools And Corpses | Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts | Over My Dead Body | P.M.T. (Pre Mortem Tension) | Passing Over | Past Their Sell By Date | Penguin Patrol | Perish, The Thought | Phreebyrd | Picktons Pork Pies | Pining For The Fjords | Please Refrain From Testing | Pobol Y Fedd | Pooil Vaaish | Pool Ghoul | Pop Goes The Pop Star | Popping Your Clogs | ProDeathCrew | Pulse | Pumpkin & Honey Bunny | Pure Dead Brilliant | Purley Gates | Pushin Up Daisies | Pushing Up Daisies | Pushing Up The Daisies | Puzlman's Passing Picks | Quakerjock | R.I.P. It Up And Start Again | Rabbitsnuffer | Reaper's Revenge | Redmyst XX | Rest In Peace | Retliv Forest | Rich's Goners | Riding The Jesus Train | Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard | Roger Mortis | Ron Mexico's Doggy Daycare | Rude Kid | Samdeal | Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Life | See, I Told You I Was Sick! | Shezy B's Goners | Shovelful Of Dirt | Siegfried Baboon's Baboon Colony Show, Feat. David Van Day | Simfish Inquilinekea | Six Feet Under | Six Foot Under | Skeleton Crew | Slasherslist | Slave To The Grave | Sleeping With The Fishes | Snort The Ashes | Sometimes They Come Back | Sorry God - I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers | Sporting Lesbian | STAB_in_the_DARK | Stahlmatt | Stainless Coffin | Steeny | Stephen Hawking's Football Boots | Stiff & the Tears | Taking Up The Rear | Taxi For.............! | Tazmans Hit List | Team Bigfoot | Team Rumsfeld | Team Visalia | Tentoesup | The Anfield Iron | The Big Big Underdogs Of Old Hull City | The Blue And White Reaper | The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers | The Coffin-Dodgers | The Conqueror Worm | The Cre-Mating Game | The Dead Certs | The Dead Rancid Corpses | The Deadest Man In Deadonia | The Delightful Dead | The Destroying Angels | The Doffin' Codgers | The Doom & Gloom Room | The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2008 | The End of the World As We Know It | The Final Whistle | The Fred West Dancers & The Goebbels Family Live On The Box | The Funeral Director 08 | The Grateful Dead | The Graveyard Shifter 2008 | The Great Unclaimed | The Grinning Reaper | The Jim Reapers | The John Stalker Commemorative Monster Mash | The Last Gasp | The Living End | The Long-Awaited Return of the Dorset Jury | The Misfortune Tellers | The Morbid Postman | The Mortuary Posse | The Mostly Dead | The Naq's Nightmare Team | The New Coffin-Dodgers | The Newstreet Boys Death Squad | The Old G1ts | The Pale Horseman's Pearly Gatecrashers | The Pale Rider | The Politigones | The Praying Vultures | The Reaper's Roundup | The Royton Rovers (Rita, Dave & Kevin Too...) | The Shoebury Stiffs | The Terry Fenwick Select XX | The Voodoo Gurus | The Vyrdolak | The Watts Wallies | The Winged Devil Monkeys | ThePoitouTeam | There's A Mr Death At The Door, Something About The Reaping | They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway | They Died And Left Me In Charge | They're Dead, Y'Know! | This Mortal Coil | This Team Is So Safe It Is Sponsored By Volvo | This Way Or That | Tick Tock Stopped Ticking | Time Is NOT On Our Side! | Time Of Your Life | Time's Champion | TiMr | To Hell With Living | To The Other Side | Toasted Brown Bread | Today Is A Good Day To Die | Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic | Tomb It May Concern | Tombstone Raiders | Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy | Valley of Death | Vicious Malcious | Vote Or Die! 2008 | VSBfromH | Wake Up And Smell The Coffin | Wawix World | We Are Celebrities - Get Us Out Of Here! | We Spin Terror | Wednesday 'Til I Die | We're Your Friends To The Bitter End.... | We'reAllGonnaDie! | What's Up Doc? | Where Are They Now? | Whittaker's Choice | Wild Geeses | Will D Maykitt | Win One For The Dead | Wishy-Washy | Worm Farmer | Worm Food | Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... | Yer Maw Was Athletic | You Are In Grave Danger | You Keep Me Hanging On | You Mean He's Not Already? | You Must Be Croaking! | Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell | You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! | You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead? | Youth In Asia Helpline | Y-Shaped Coffin

 

.....norfolk & Good
First year in DDP.
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Earl Butz
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. 'Digger' Claude Choules
  5. Arthur C Clarke
  6. Rev Billy Graham
  7. Stephen Hawking
  8. Albert Hofmann
  9. Dr Jack Kevorkian
  10. Patrick Moore
  11. Robert Mugabe
  12. Ruby Muhammad
  13. Harold Pinter
  14. Mickey Rooney
  15. Yitzhak Shamir
  16. Ariel Sharon Joker!
  17. Russell Watson
  18. Phyllis A. Whitney
  19. Jock Wilson
  20. Sir Norman Wisdom

 

...the Salmon Mousse!!!
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 334th= (2007)
  1. Ramiz Alia Unique pick
  2. Giulio Andreotti
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. Anatoly Dobrynin
  5. Manuel Fraga Iribarne Unique pick
  6. Anthony French Unique pick
  7. Hua Guofeng Unique pick
  8. Charlton Heston
  9. Sir Edmund Hillary
  10. Mikhail Kalashnikov
  11. Joseph Kony Joker!
  12. Claude Lévi-Strauss
  13. General Vo Nguyen Giap
  14. Oscar Niemeyer
  15. Patriarch Pavle
  16. Erich Priebke
  17. Yitzhak Shamir
  18. King Sihanouk
  19. Doku Umarov
  20. Otto von Habsburg

 

1 Dead In Ohio
First year in DDP.
  1. Daniel Baldwin Unique pick
  2. Wilford Brimley
  3. Bobby Brown
  4. Duane "Dog" Chapman
  5. Dick Clark
  6. Phyllis Diller
  7. Snoop Dogg
  8. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  9. Rev Billy Graham
  10. Chris Hansen Unique pick
  11. Lindsay Lohan Joker!
  12. Pervez Musharraf
  13. Ashley Olsen
  14. I. M. Pei Unique pick
  15. Oral Roberts
  16. Richard Simmons Unique pick
  17. Britney Spears
  18. John Paul Stevens
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. John Travolta Unique pick

 

1 Down, 19 To Go
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 253rd= (2007)
  1. Buzz Aldrin
  2. Muhammad Ali
  3. Lauren Bacall
  4. Rabbi Philip Berg
  5. Ronnie Biggs
  6. Honor Blackman
  7. Ernest Borgnine
  8. Dora Bryan Joker!
  9. John Cole
  10. Pete Doherty
  11. Alison Hartley
  12. Tony Hart
  13. Ian Huntley
  14. Christopher Lee
  15. Joe Longthorne
  16. Jeremy Thorpe
  17. Reg Varney
  18. Frank Williams
  19. Amy Winehouse
  20. Anna Wing

 

1-2-3 Dead Like Me
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 220nd= (2007)
  1. Sid Caesar
  2. Tony Curtis
  3. Doris Day Joker!
  4. Val Doonican
  5. Jack Douglas
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Michael Gough
  8. Larry Hagman
  9. Tony Hart
  10. Denis Healey
  11. Charlton Heston
  12. Jack La Lanne
  13. Stephen Lewis
  14. Dame Vera Lynn
  15. Leslie Phillips
  16. Peter Rogers
  17. Kathy Staff
  18. Eric Sykes
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. Reg Varney

 

2 Days Older Than Grass
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 125th= (2006)
  1. Lauren Bacall
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Ernest Borgnine
  4. Joan Collins
  5. Jack Douglas
  6. Michael Foot
  7. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  8. Stephen Hawking Joker!
  9. Lionel Jeffries
  10. Holly Johnson
  11. Angela Lansbury
  12. Christopher Lee
  13. Maureen O'Hara
  14. Richard O'Sullivan
  15. Rev Ian Paisley
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Reg Varney
  18. Peter Vaughan Unique pick
  19. Charlie Watts

 

2 Sick 2 Not Quit
First year in DDP.
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. Fidel Castro
  3. Patricia C. Dunn
  4. Roger Ebert
  5. Farrah Fawcett
  6. Michael J Fox
  7. Teri Garr
  8. Stephen Hawking
  9. Charlton Heston
  10. Larry King Joker!
  11. Jack Klugman
  12. Jerry Lewis
  13. Liza Minnelli
  14. Ryan O'Neal
  15. Sharon Osbourne
  16. Greg Page
  17. Suzanne Pleshette
  18. Ron Santo
  19. Ariel Sharon
  20. Ron Springs

 

20 From The Turf - Now Under It
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 334th= (2007)
A horse racing themed team who hope to jockey (I know, I know…) for a high position in this year's DDP.
  1. Toby Balding Unique pick
  2. Terry Biddlecombe Unique pick
  3. Monty Court Unique pick
  4. Ian De Wesselow Unique pick
  5. Peter Dimmock Unique pick Joker!
  6. Guy Harwood Unique pick
  7. Reg Hollinshead Unique pick
  8. Ginger McCain Unique pick
  9. Christopher Mordaunt Unique pick
  10. Rhydian Morgan-Jones Unique pick
  11. John Oaksey Unique pick
  12. Sir Robert Ogden Unique pick
  13. David Oldrey Unique pick
  14. Peter O'Sullevan
  15. Lester Piggott
  16. Mary Reveley Unique pick
  17. Mercy Rimell Unique pick
  18. John Sanderson Unique pick
  19. Yves St Martin Unique pick
  20. Peter Walwyn Unique pick

 

2008 Crematorium Cheerleaders
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 237th= (2007)
  1. Michael Barrymore
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara
  5. Pete Doherty
  6. Marianne Faithfull
  7. Michael Foot
  8. Ian Huntley
  9. Joe Longthorne
  10. Karl Malden
  11. Bobby Murcer
  12. Prince Philip
  13. Suzanne Pleshette
  14. Keith Richards
  15. Richard Roundtree Unique pick
  16. Sir Cyril Smith
  17. Stephen Stills Joker!
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. Jeremy Thorpe
  20. Charlie Watts

 

666
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 184th= (2007)
  1. Sir Alec Bedser
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Ian Brady
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. David Croft
  6. Liz Dawn
  7. Kirk Douglas
  8. 'Mad' Frankie Fraser
  9. Tsien Hsue-shen
  10. Ian Huntley
  11. Imran Khan
  12. Carol Mitchell-Leon Unique pick Joker!
  13. Harry Patch
  14. Sir Bobby Robson
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Mary Wilson
  18. Owen Wilson
  19. Amy Winehouse

 

A Change Of Tactics
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 113th= (2007)
  1. Marc Almond
  2. Paul Cook Unique pick
  3. Roger Daltrey Unique pick
  4. Charles Hodges Unique pick
  5. Mick Jagger
  6. Paul Jones Unique pick
  7. Steve Jones Unique pick
  8. Lulu
  9. John Lydon Unique pick
  10. Humphrey Lyttleton
  11. Glen Matlock Unique pick
  12. Brian May Unique pick
  13. Willie Nelson
  14. David Peacock Unique pick
  15. Pete Townshend
  16. Barry Upton Unique pick
  17. Norman Watt-Roy Unique pick Joker!
  18. Charlie Watts
  19. Ronnie Wood
  20. Bill Wyman

 

A Kick In The Ghoulies
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 19th= (2006)
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. Liz Dawn Joker!
  5. Kirk Douglas
  6. Clive Dunn
  7. Michael Foot
  8. Larry Hagman
  9. Gerry Kelly Unique pick
  10. Henry Kissinger
  11. Ted Lowe
  12. Jim Molyneaux
  13. Harry Patch
  14. Prince Philip
  15. Nancy Reagan
  16. Sir Bobby Robson
  17. Ariel Sharon
  18. Eric Sykes
  19. Russell Watson
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

A Shot In The Dark
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 184th= (2007)
  1. Osama bin Laden
  2. David Blaine
  3. Brian Blessed
  4. Jimmy Carter
  5. Farrah Fawcett
  6. Michael Foot
  7. Bruce Forsyth
  8. Mikhail Gorbachev
  9. Stephen Hawking
  10. Michael Jackson
  11. Nelson Mandela
  12. Edna Parker
  13. Nancy Reagan
  14. Sir Jimmy Savile
  15. Bill Tarmey
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Alexander Thynne Unique pick
  18. Desmond Tutu
  19. Eddie Van Halen Joker!
  20. Reg Varney

 

A. L. F.
First year in DDP.
  1. Tariq Aziz
  2. Chuck Berry
  3. Ronnie Biggs
  4. Steve Cojocaru Unique pick
  5. Yao Defen Unique pick Joker!
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Pete Duranko Unique pick
  8. Roger Ebert
  9. Farrah Fawcett
  10. Estelle Getty
  11. Rev Billy Graham
  12. Andy Griffith
  13. Prince Ernst August of Hanover
  14. Stephen Hawking
  15. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
  16. Ron Santo
  17. Suharto
  18. Elizabeth Taylor
  19. Abe Vigoda
  20. Charlie Watts

 

Above Average For Norfolk
Years in DDP: 4
Best position: 56th= (2006)
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. 'Digger' Claude Choules
  4. Bishop Michael Evans
  5. Earl Ferrers
  6. Louis Gossett (jnr)
  7. Bert Hazell
  8. Charlton Heston
  9. Alex Higgins
  10. Dr Jack Kevorkian
  11. Jerry Lewis
  12. Terry Lubbock Joker!
  13. Syd Lucas
  14. Shane MacGowan
  15. Harry Patch
  16. William Stone
  17. Eric Sykes
  18. Nancy Wake
  19. Ken Wallis Unique pick
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

AbraCadaver
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 79th= (2006)
  1. Chuck Berry
  2. Betty Boothroyd
  3. Eddie Braben Unique pick
  4. Arthur C Clarke
  5. Barry Cryer
  6. Val Doonican
  7. Tony Hart
  8. Bob Holness
  9. Eddie Large
  10. Nelson Mandela
  11. Cliff Michelmore
  12. Pete Murray Unique pick
  13. Willie Nelson
  14. Edna Parker Joker!
  15. PJ Proby Unique pick
  16. Sir Cyril Smith
  17. Alvin Stardust Unique pick
  18. Dick Van Dyke
  19. Marty Wilde Unique pick
  20. Anna Wing

 

Ace Deathware
First year in DDP.
  1. Osama bin Laden
  2. George Blanda Unique pick
  3. Fidel Castro Joker!
  4. Johnny Depp Unique pick
  5. Queen Elizabeth II
  6. Betty Ford
  7. Rev Billy Graham
  8. Don Imus Unique pick
  9. Senator Edward Kennedy
  10. B. B. King
  11. Courtney Love
  12. Pervez Musharraf
  13. Paul Newman
  14. Nancy Reagan
  15. Keith Richards
  16. J. D. Salinger
  17. Lynne Spears Unique pick
  18. Phil Spector
  19. Eddie Van Halen

 

Ailing Rulers of Africa
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 192nd= (2007)
  1. Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed
  2. Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed Unique pick
  3. Hassan al-Turabi Unique pick
  4. Daniel arap Moi
  5. Sheikh Hassan Aweys Unique pick
  6. Jean-Pierre Bemba Unique pick
  7. Frederick Chiluba
  8. Lansana Conté
  9. F. W. de Klerk Joker!
  10. Inkhosikati LaShongwe Dzeliwe Shongwe Unique pick
  11. Hissène Habré Unique pick
  12. Sir Anerood Jugnauth Unique pick
  13. Joseph Kabila
  14. Kenneth Kaunda
  15. Mwai Kibaki
  16. Joseph Kony
  17. Robert Mugabe
  18. Ali Hassan Mwinyi Unique pick
  19. Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
  20. Moussa Traoré Unique pick

 

Alison The Assassin
Years in DDP: 5
Best position: 24th= (2004)
  1. Rabbi Philip Berg
  2. Ronnie Biggs Joker!
  3. Ian Brady
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Michael Foot
  6. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  7. Rev Billy Graham
  8. Prince Ernst August of Hanover
  9. Jerry Lee Lewis
  10. Baitullah Mehsud
  11. Liza Minnelli
  12. Pervez Musharraf
  13. Edna Parker
  14. Ariel Sharon
  15. Eric Sykes
  16. Tomoji Tanabe
  17. Elizabeth Taylor
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. Jeremy Thorpe

 

All Nails In The Coffin
First year in DDP.
20 names that defy the average life-span. But will the lack of points damage the final placing for this team?
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Aarne Arvonen Unique pick
  3. Florrie Baldwin Joker!
  4. Freida Borchert Unique pick
  5. Sheila Botterill Unique pick
  6. Louis De Cazenave Unique pick
  7. Maria De Jesus dos Santos
  8. Manuela Fernandez-Fojaco Unique pick
  9. George Francis Unique pick
  10. Lucia Lauria Vigna Unique pick
  11. Augusto Moreira De Olivera Unique pick
  12. Edna Parker
  13. E. Beatrice Riley Unique pick
  14. Ivy Shermer Unique pick
  15. Marjory Skeaping Unique pick
  16. Clementine Solignac Unique pick
  17. Tomoji Tanabe
  18. Tsuneyo Toyonaga Unique pick
  19. Olive Tucker Unique pick
  20. Astrid Zachrison Unique pick

 

Already Dead
Years in DDP: 4
Best position: 4th (2005)
Usually in the top half of the table, at the very least - a definite contender.
  1. Aleksandr Abdulov Unique pick
  2. Henry Cecil
  3. Archbishop Christodoulos
  4. Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara
  5. Janez Drnovsek
  6. Patricia C. Dunn
  7. Farrah Fawcett
  8. Derryn Hinch
  9. Phillip Jones Griffiths
  10. Ray Kennedy
  11. Don Kirkpatrick
  12. Kerryn McCann Unique pick
  13. George Moore
  14. Harold Pinter
  15. Nigel Plews
  16. Sydney Pollack Joker!
  17. Sir Bobby Robson
  18. Debra Shipley
  19. Tony Snow
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

Annus Horribilis
First year in DDP.
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. King Bhumibol Adulyadej
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. Pete Doherty
  5. Michael J Fox
  6. Lewis Hamilton
  7. Alex Higgins
  8. Sir Anthony Mamo
  9. Diego Maradona
  10. Anita Page
  11. Rev Ian Paisley
  12. Claire Rayner
  13. Peter Sallis
  14. Arthur Scargill
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Johnnie Walker
  18. Eli Wallach
  19. Russell Watson Joker!
  20. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

 

Anyone Seen My Camel?
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 76th= (2007)
  1. Johnny 'Mad Dog' Adair
  2. Henry Allingham
  3. John Bardon
  4. Ronnie Biggs
  5. Ian Brady
  6. Fidel Castro
  7. Blake Fielder-Civil
  8. Betty Ford
  9. Bruce Forsyth
  10. David Gest
  11. Pervez Musharraf
  12. Hassan Nasrallah Unique pick
  13. Peter O'Toole
  14. Wendy Richard
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Dick Van Dyke
  18. Amy Winehouse Joker!
  19. Michael Winner
  20. Chuck Yeager

 

Are They Dead Yet?
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 334th= (2007)
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. George Bush (snr)
  3. Jimmy Carter
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Tom Conti Unique pick
  6. Kirk Douglas
  7. Bruce Forsyth
  8. Malcolm Fraser
  9. Barry Fry Joker!
  10. Bob Hawke Unique pick
  11. Jack La Lanne
  12. Patrick Moore
  13. Peter O'Toole
  14. Rev Ian Paisley
  15. Sir Bobby Robson
  16. Mickey Rooney
  17. Sir Jimmy Savile
  18. Liz Smith
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. Sir Norman Wisdom

 

Are You Still Dying, Darling?
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 111th= (2007)
  1. Lys Assia Unique pick
  2. Ken Bates
  3. Dora Bryan
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Manoel de Oliveira
  6. Basil D'Oliveira
  7. Doug Ellis
  8. Betty Ford
  9. Annette Funicello
  10. Charlton Heston
  11. Paul Madeley
  12. Francis Pym
  13. Sir Bobby Robson Joker!
  14. Yitzhak Shamir
  15. Yves St Laurent
  16. David Vine Unique pick
  17. Danny Wallace Unique pick
  18. Russell Watson
  19. Sir Norman Wisdom
  20. Googie Withers

 

Are You Still Here ??
First year in DDP.
  1. Sir Roger Bannister
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Pete Burns
  4. Betty Ford
  5. John Forsythe
  6. Hutton Gibson Unique pick
  7. Berry Gordy
  8. Rev Billy Graham
  9. Delores Hope
  10. Nelson Mandela
  11. Patrick Moore Joker!
  12. Bob Newhart
  13. Andre Previn
  14. Patricia Routledge
  15. Frederick Sanger
  16. Helmut Schmidt
  17. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
  18. Eric Sykes
  19. Keith Waterhouse Unique pick
  20. Joseph Wiseman

 

Ashes To Ashes
First year in DDP.
  1. Buzz Aldrin
  2. Charles Aznavour
  3. Lauren Bacall
  4. Earl Butz
  5. Jimmy Carter
  6. Michael Collins
  7. Tony Curtis
  8. Helen DeVos Unique pick
  9. Pete Doherty
  10. Gene Hackman
  11. Delores Hope Joker!
  12. Ion Iliescu Unique pick
  13. Ed Koch
  14. Helmut Kohl
  15. Robert Mugabe
  16. Harold Pinter
  17. William Sessions Unique pick
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. Robert Wagner
  20. Edward Woodward

 

Asking For It
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 74th= (2006)
  1. Pope Benedict XVI
  2. Ian Brady
  3. George Bush (snr)
  4. George W. Bush (jnr)
  5. Nuon Chea
  6. Charlton Heston
  7. Ian Huntley
  8. Khang Khek Ieu Unique pick
  9. Imelda Marcos
  10. Robert Strange McNamara
  11. Sharon Mevsimler Unique pick
  12. Robert Mugabe
  13. Prince Philip
  14. Yitzhak Shamir
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Than Shwe
  17. Lord Norman Tebbit
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. Zdvrako Tolimir Joker!
  20. Michael Winner

 

Banda Aceh Surf Club
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 59th= (2007)
  1. Nusrat Bhutto
  2. Jacques Chirac
  3. Keith Floyd
  4. Tony Hart
  5. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
  6. Don Kirkpatrick
  7. Dr Mahathir Mohamad
  8. George Moore Joker!
  9. Edna Parker
  10. Randy Pausch
  11. Ariel Sharon
  12. Run Run Shaw
  13. Edward Watson Short
  14. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
  15. Jalal Talabani
  16. Tomoji Tanabe
  17. Zdvrako Tolimir
  18. Atal Bihari Vajpayee Unique pick
  19. Russell Watson
  20. Phyllis A. Whitney

 

Banobo Kings
First year in DDP.
  1. Ali Hassan al-Majid Joker!
  2. Fidel Castro
  3. Mohammed Deif
  4. Bo Diddley
  5. Roger Ebert
  6. Teri Garr
  7. Orlando Jones Unique pick
  8. Dr Jack Kevorkian
  9. Mick Marrs
  10. Harold Pinter
  11. Nancy Reagan
  12. Ariel Sharon
  13. Ron Springs
  14. Leonid Stadnyk
  15. Chuck Strahl
  16. Johnny Tapia Unique pick
  17. Elizabeth Taylor
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. Doku Umarov
  20. Owen Wilson

 

Bazzilliant
Years in DDP: 4
Best position: 14th= (2007)
A team that generally improves year after year. Will be hoping for a top 10 place this year round.
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. 'Digger' Claude Choules
  5. Kirk Douglas
  6. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  7. Rev Billy Graham
  8. Tony Hart
  9. B. B. King
  10. Greg Page
  11. Harold Pinter
  12. Erich Priebke
  13. Ariel Sharon Joker!
  14. King Sihanouk
  15. Tony Snow
  16. Margaret Thatcher
  17. Gough Whitlam
  18. Owen Wilson
  19. Amy Winehouse
  20. Sir Norman Wisdom

 

Beerbutton
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 117th= (2006)
  1. John Astin
  2. Jim Broadbent Unique pick
  3. Michael Caine
  4. Terry Carter Unique pick
  5. Bobby Charlton
  6. Jack Charlton
  7. Bill Cobbs Unique pick Joker!
  8. Ronnie Corbett
  9. Bill Cosby
  10. Dickie Davies Unique pick
  11. Farrah Fawcett
  12. Conchata Ferrell
  13. Glen A Larson Unique pick
  14. Paul Newman
  15. Pat Priest
  16. Della Reese Unique pick
  17. Doris Roberts Unique pick
  18. Carel Struycken Unique pick
  19. Murray Walker
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

Beerbutton 2
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 334th= (2007)
  1. George Cole
  2. James Cromwell Unique pick
  3. Sam Elliott Unique pick
  4. Conchata Ferrell
  5. Albert Finney Unique pick
  6. Michael Gambon Unique pick
  7. Rosemary Harris Unique pick
  8. Charlton Heston
  9. Judd Hirsch Unique pick
  10. Dennis Hopper Unique pick
  11. Robert Joy Unique pick
  12. Jessica Lange Unique pick
  13. John Lithgow Unique pick
  14. John Mahoney Unique pick
  15. Alfred Molina Unique pick
  16. Patrick Moore
  17. Austin Pendleton Unique pick
  18. Pete Postlethwaite Unique pick Joker!
  19. M. Emmet Walsh

 

Beginnings of Rigor
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 67th (2007)
  1. Omar Abdel-Rahman
  2. Henry Allingham
  3. Moqtada al-Sadr Joker!
  4. Criss Angel Unique pick
  5. Ronnie Biggs
  6. Fidel Castro
  7. Eliza Gladys Milvina Dean
  8. Phyllis Diller
  9. Queen Elizabeth II
  10. Betty Ford
  11. Stephen Hawking
  12. Jack Klugman
  13. Jerry Lewis
  14. Herbert Lom
  15. Joe Longthorne
  16. Ruby Muhammad
  17. Nancy Reagan
  18. Ariel Sharon
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

Best Left To Rest
Years in DDP: 3
Best position: 116th= (2007)
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Sid Caesar
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Tony Curtis
  6. Michael Foot
  7. Andy 'The Viking' Fordham
  8. T-Model Ford Unique pick Joker!
  9. Rev Billy Graham
  10. Charlton Heston
  11. Ludovic Kennedy
  12. B. B. King
  13. Jerry Lewis
  14. Joe Longthorne
  15. Harold Pinter
  16. Peter Sallis
  17. John Surtees
  18. Elizabeth Taylor
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. John Wooden

 

Bii Hoff
First year in DDP.
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. Fidel Castro
  3. Dick Clark
  4. Clint Eastwood
  5. Blake Edwards
  6. Betty Ford
  7. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  8. Joe Garagiola Unique pick
  9. Rev Billy Graham
  10. Ernie Harwell Unique pick
  11. Charlton Heston
  12. Albert Hofmann
  13. Larry King
  14. Jerry Lewis
  15. Art Linkletter
  16. Karl Malden
  17. Les Paul
  18. Regis Philbin
  19. Britney Spears Joker!
  20. Ringo Starr

 

Billy Dodds Knew
First year in DDP.
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. Michael Barrymore
  3. Chuck Berry
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Sydney Devine Unique pick
  6. Billy Dodds Unique pick
  7. Queen Elizabeth II
  8. Bruce Forsyth
  9. Ian Huntley
  10. Alan Hutton Unique pick
  11. Joseph Jackson Unique pick
  12. Andy Murray Unique pick
  13. Sir David Murray Unique pick
  14. Makhtar N'Diaye Unique pick
  15. Camilla Parker Bowles Unique pick
  16. Sir Bobby Robson
  17. Ariel Sharon
  18. Liz Smith
  19. Margaret Thatcher

 

Bing Gone
First year in DDP.
  1. Alistair Burnett
  2. George Cohen
  3. Sir Sean Connery
  4. Clarissa Dickson Wright
  5. Kirk Douglas
  6. Keith Floyd
  7. Michael Foot
  8. Isaac Hayes Unique pick
  9. Charlton Heston
  10. Terry Jones
  11. Eddie Large
  12. Dame Vera Lynn
  13. Diego Maradona
  14. Sir Michael Parkinson
  15. Prince Philip
  16. Sir Bobby Robson
  17. Paul Scofield Unique pick
  18. David Soul Unique pick
  19. Elizabeth Taylor
  20. Russell Watson Joker!

 

Biologically Dead
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 274th= (2007)
  1. Henry Allingham
  2. Ted Beckham
  3. King Bhumibol Adulyadej
  4. Ronnie Biggs
  5. Frank Carson
  6. Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara
  7. Basil D'Oliveira
  8. Michael Foot
  9. Steve Fossett Joker!
  10. Princess Galyani Vadhana
  11. Boy George
  12. Saad Hariri Unique pick
  13. Sir Edmund Hillary
  14. Pyotr Kuznetsov Unique pick
  15. Edna Parker
  16. Lester Piggott
  17. Alain Robert
  18. Fouad Siniora Unique pick
  19. General Michel Suleiman Unique pick
  20. Tomoji Tanabe

 

Bitter Violet
Years in DDP: 2
Best position: 167th= (2007)
  1. Muhammad Ali
  2. Henry Allingham
  3. Ernest Borgnine
  4. Dick Cheney
  5. Olivia de Havilland Joker!
  6. Pete Doherty
  7. Kirk Douglas
  8. Clive Dunn
  9. Betty Ford
  10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  11. Rev Billy Graham
  12. Albert Hofmann
  13. Van Johnson
  14. Claude Lévi-Strauss
  15. Karl Malden
  16. Nelson Mandela
  17. Ricardo Montalban
  18. Harold Pinter
  19. Mickey Rooney
  20. Amy Winehouse

 

Bladder Monkies
First year in DDP.
  1. Hank Aaron Unique pick
  2. Michael Barrymore
  3. Jimmy Carter
  4. Bobby Charlton
  5. Joan Collins
  6. Phyllis Diller
  7. Pete Doherty
  8. Kirk Douglas
  9. Stephen Fry Unique pick
  10. Bob Guccione
  11. Lewis Hamilton
  12. Hugh Hefner
  13. Sir Edmund Hillary Joker!
  14. Stephen King
  15. Willie Nelson
  16. Dolly Parton
  17. Salman Rushdie
  18. O. J. Simpson
  19. Margaret Thatcher
  20. Fred Thompson

 

Blade Runners
First year in DDP.
  1. Henry Allingham Joker!
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Ernest Borgnine
  4. George Bush (snr)
  5. Walter Cronkite
  6. W. Mark Felt
  7. Michael Foot
  8. Rev Billy Graham
  9. Charlton Heston
  10. Claude Lévi-Strauss
  11. Dame Vera Lynn
  12. Patrick Moore
  13. Nancy Reagan
  14. Pete Seeger
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Sir Cyril Smith
  17. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
  18. Margaret Thatcher
  19. John Archibald Wheeler
  20. Sir Norman Wisdom

 

Bloody Dead Rep
First year in DDP.
  1. John Amis Unique pick
  2. Ronnie Biggs
  3. Ernest Borgnine
  4. Phyllis Diller
  5. Earl Ferrers
  6. Sandy Gall Unique pick
  7. Malcolm Glazer
  8. John Julius Norwich Unique pick
  9. Kenneth Kendall
  10. Mwai Kibaki
  11. Patti Labelle Unique pick
  12. Denis Norden
  13. Raila Odinga Unique pick
  14. Colin Powell
  15. Steve Race Unique pick
  16. Don Rickles
  17. Shirley Temple
  18. Ian Wallace Unique pick Joker!
  19. Charles Wheeler Unique pick
  20. Frank Windsor

 

Bob Marley's Doughnuts
First year in DDP.
  1. Michael Barrymore
  2. Victoria Beckham
  3. Fidel Castro
  4. Dick Clark
  5. Kirk Douglas
  6. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Unique pick
  7. Clint Eastwood
  8. Rev Billy Graham
  9. Michael Heseltine
  10. Albert Hofmann
  11. Geoffrey Howe
  12. Jerry Lewis Joker!
  13. Peter O'Toole
  14. Prince Philip
  15. Sir Bobby Robson
  16. Winona Ryder Unique pick
  17. Martin Scorsese Unique pick
  18. Britney Spears
  19. Chris Tarrant Unique pick
  20. Margaret Thatcher

 

Bob Mugabe's Swingtime Band
Years in DDP: 6
Best position: 14th= (2004)
Once again, a warm welcome back to the elderly Zimbabwean racist tyrant and his easy-listening backing group.
  1. Lord Peter Carrington
  2. Fidel Castro
  3. Cardinal Bernardin Gantin Unique pick
  4. General Wojciech Jaruzelski
  5. Sgt Charles Jenkins Unique pick
  6. Henry Kissinger
  7. Aung San Suu Kyi
  8. Jean-Marie Le Pen
  9. Nelson Mandela
  10. Pedro Antonio Marin
  11. Robert Mugabe
  12. Pervez Musharraf
  13. Rev Ian Paisley
  14. Georg Ratzinger Unique pick Joker!
  15. Ariel Sharon
  16. Charles Taylor Unique pick
  17. Margaret Thatcher
  18. Jeremy Thorpe
  19. Desmond Tutu
  20. Viktor Yushchenko