Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2008: M

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MacArthur, Dame Ellen Born 8 July 1976  (Whatstandwell, Derbyshire, England) Solo round-the-world daredevil yachting type. Either You're Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped I'll Sleep When You're Dead Picktons Pork Pies

MacArthur, James Born 8 December 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor - Danno in "Hawaii Five-O", amongst many others. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks To Hell With Living

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. At one stage, for example, he was said to be taking fifty tabs of acid a day - smoke your heart out, Shaun Ryder! Above Average For Norfolk Bosunic Rites Corpsetacular Dave's Bungalow Of Death Death Is Nature's Way Of Telling You To Slow Down  Death By Hemeloids  Deceased Buggers Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dysfunctional Fox In A Box I'll Sleep When You're Dead I've Got Another Stiff Jims Deadbeats Next Up Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Pining For The Fjords  Pop Goes The Pop Star Quakerjock Sleeping With The Fishes Sorry God - I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Voodoo Gurus  This Mortal Coil We Are Celebrities - Get Us Out Of Here! Wild Geeses

Mackie, Baron George Born 10 July 1919  (Benshie, Kirriemuir, Angus, Scotland) Former Scottish MP & Rector of Dundee University. Going Green

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as "Some Came Running" (1958), "The Apartment" (1960), "Sweet Charity" (1969) and "Postcards from the Edge" (1990). Pointlessly changed her name from Shirley MacLean Beaty, and indeed is the sister of Warren Beatty, who pointlessly changed his surname to Beatty. Doctors described her as being "in tip-top shape" in 2002, though this probably applies to her physical health only. A big believer in reincarnation, and New Age horseshit in general, she claims to have had an affair with the late Swedish prime minister Olof Palme, who apparently was a reincarnation of Emperor Charlemagne; symmetrically, she was a lover of Emperor Charlemagne in a previous life. Oh, and aliens have landed on her front porch as well. Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead As A Dodo

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in "The Avengers". Globaltruth Graves R Us Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Doom & Gloom Room The Vyrdolak To Hell With Living You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Eat My Dust The Coffin-Dodgers

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Going Underground

Madonna Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. Club Carp

Magri, Charlie Born 20 July 1956  (Tunis, Tunisia) East End boxer-turned-sports shop owner. The John Stalker Commemorative Monster Mash

Mahal, Taj Born 17 May 1942  (New York City, New York, USA) American blues musician, whose birth name is Henry Fredericks. Not At All Well

Mahon, Sir Denis Born 8 November 1910  (London, England) British art historian and collector. Knight Knight Luck of the Dead

Mahoney, John Born 20 February 1940  (Blackpool, Lancashire, England) Best known as Martin Crane in "Frasier". Beerbutton 2

Major, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. Flatline Or Bust!

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, "The Six Million Dollar Man". Fowler09 To Hell With Living

Malden, Karl Born 22 March 1912  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Serbian immigrant (real name Mladen Sekulovich) and former steelworker who became a bit-part movie actor. However, he was better known as Detective Lieutenant Mike Stone in the '70s TV series 'The Streets of San Francisco'. Bii Hoff Bitter Violet Bronxtiremen Checking Out By Christmas Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators Dead And Don't Know It Dead Calm Deadheaddawg Dead Keyne Dead Man Walking Blues Dead Souls Death From Down Under Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Diet Of Worms Eternity Tours Film Is Forever, Filmmakers Are Not Flanges Unlucky In Life Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings Globaltruth You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! IlikeykillypartIII I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Mary Tyler Morgue Northernfox Old People Party Of 20 Penguin Patrol Perish, The Thought Pool Ghoul Popping Your Clogs Ron Mexico's Doggy Daycare Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Life Snort The Ashes Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Team Visalia Tentoesup 2008 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Grinning Reaper The Big Big Underdogs Of Old Hull City The Vyrdolak We Are Celebrities - Get Us Out Of Here! We'reAllGonnaDie! Wishy-Washy  Youth In Asia Helpline

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - "Written on the Wind", "The Big Sleep" and more recently, "Basic Instinct". Bobo's Gonna Get Ya !! Eternity Tours

Mamo, Sir Anthony  Born 9 January 1909  (Birkirkara, Malta) Died 1 May 2008  (Casa Arkati, Mosta, Malta) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Malta's first President (1974-6) after the country became a republic. Annus Horribilis Knight Knight One Foot In The Grave Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Mandaric, Milan Born 5 September 1938  (Novi Sad, Serbia) Chairman of Leicester City FC, ex Chairman of Portsmouth FC Doornails R Us

Mandela, Nelson Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-97. AbraCadaver Are You Still Here ?? A Shot In The Dark Bitter Violet Bob Mugabe's Swingtime Band Bosunic Rites Chelski Pensioners Chemically Detatched Co-Op Funerals Criptkicker2 Dark, Brown And Dead Dead As A Dodo Dead Calm Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Dead Souls Death Is Watching Death Stinks Death By Hemeloids Death At Taylor Hall Deathpig Dodgin' Coffers Doom Maker Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dress re-Hearse-als Drop Dead Celebration Nelson Mandela Must Die  Going, Going ... Graves R Us Illinois Reaper Beater 2.0 In Death Do Us Fart Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Judgement Day Kitty Killer Knock Knock... Kopbird Lou's Last Leggers Morbid Curiousity Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Northernfox Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider Please Refrain From Testing Popping Your Clogs Pushin Up Daisies Rabbitsnuffer Riding The Jesus Train Ron Mexico's Doggy Daycare See, I Told You I Was Sick! Shovelful Of Dirt Stainless Coffin Taxi For.............! Tazmans Hit List The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The New Coffin-Dodgers The Great Unclaimed The Old G1ts Tombstone Raiders Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! We're Your Friends To The Bitter End.... What's Up Doc? You Must Be Croaking!

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. You Must Be Croaking!

Mandelbrot, Benoit Born 20 November 1924  (Warsaw, Poland) Mathematician, the "father of fractal geometry", or so it says on Wikipedia. Diepod Shuffle

Manekshaw, Sam  Born 3 April 1914  (Amritsar, India) Died 27 June 2008  (Wellington, Tamil Nadu, India) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) One of India's top military men, who achieved numerous victories for his country in its turbulent past. Canadian Paul Carkers Convention 2008

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Is He/she Still Alive?

Manley, Dorothy Born 29 April 1927  (Manor Park, London, England) Won silver in the 1948 Olympic Games 100 metres for Great Britain. Diepod Shuffle

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. Deadheaddawg It's A Rocket Ship

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio and Goodbye-o

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Short, fat Argie footballer whose 'Hand of God' antics knocked England out of the 1986 World Cup. Now a cash-strapped recovering cocaine addict. Annus Horribilis Bing Gone Chemically Detatched Conan Troutman Deathpig Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doom Maker Fowler09 Graham Reaper's Dead Army In Bed With Maradona  I Think We're Alone Now Luck of the Dead Mr C Perish, The Thought Picktons Pork Pies Pining For The Fjords ProDeathCrew The Funeral Director 08 The Coffin-Dodgers The Terry Fenwick Select XX To The Other Side Wawix World What's Up Doc?

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. Asking For It Taxi For.............!

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrillseeking loony. Corpsetacular

Margera, Vincent Born 3 July 1956  (Concordville, Pennsylvania) Better known as Don Vito. Reality "celebrity" - apparently a presenter & actor. Rather better known for being in constant trouble with the law. Tazmans Hit List

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution Toasted Brown Bread

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Heads in a Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Laughter Kills Not At All Well  Noz4news You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Marin, Pedro Antonio  Born 13 May 1930  (Genova, Colombia) Died 26 March 2008  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Founder of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) guerrilla group. Bob Mugabe's Swingtime Band Pure Dead Brilliant

Mark, Sir Robert Born 13 March 1917  (Chorlton, Manchester, England) Former Metropolitan Police Commissioner and advertiser of Aquajet Radial tyres. He was "convinced they make a genuine contribution to road safety", apparently. Knight Knight Luck of the Dead

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Also (if only in the opinion of Octopus of Odstock, for it is he who is writing this bio) one of the nicest people it is possible to meet - intelligent, caring, witty and friendly. Not a combination you get much these days, sadly. Pobol Y Fedd

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincs, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. Tomb It May Concern We'reAllGonnaDie!

Marrs, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Banobo Kings Deadly As Sin Till You Win Digging the Grave

Mars (jnr), Forrest Edward Born 16 August 1931  (River Forest, Illinois, USA) Current CEO of the Mars confectionery company. The Old G1ts

Marsden, Gerry Born 24 September 1942  (Liverpool, England) Singer, the Gerry in "Gerry and the Pacemakers". To Hell With Living

Martin, Chris Born 2 March 1977  (Exeter, Devon, England) Lead singer of Coldplay & hubby of Gwyneth Paltrow. Jamie's Dodgers

Martin, Dick  Born 30 January 1922  (Battle Creek, Michigan, USA) Died 24 May 2008  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) American comedian, famous for being one half of "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In". But I'm Not Dead Yet The Grinning Reaper

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. The John Stalker Commemorative Monster Mash Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Retliv Forest

Martin, Michael Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) MP & current speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. The Winged Devil Monkeys

Martin, Tony Born 25 December 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Classic crooner and occasional actor. Married to Cyd Charisse, for what it's worth. Not to be confused with the butt-ugly, pikey-shooting farmer of the same name. Bronxtiremen Dead Souls Pool Ghoul The Grinning Reaper ThePoitouTeam

Martini, Cardinal Carlo Maria Born 15 February 1927  (Turin, Italy) Archbishop of Milan from 1980-2002. Going Underground

Martino, Al Born 7 October 1927  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Italian-American singer and actor, best known over here for having the first-ever no. 1 hit on the UK singles chart with "Here In My Heart", when said chart started in 1952. Dead Keyne Lord Gravedigger The Shoebury Stiffs To Hell With Living

Martyn, John Born 11 September 1948  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Folk singer/songwriter & guitarist. CSI Bramley R.I.P. It Up And Start Again

Marvin, Hank Born 28 October 1941  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Lead Guitarist for the Shadows & thus has had a long music career. Pushing Up The Daisies

Mashaal, Khaled Born in Silwad, West Bank  (exact date unknown) Believed by many, including Israel's intelligence services, to be the leader of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas. Born 1956. The Pale Rider Rich's Goners

Mason, James Date and place of birth unknown Not the actor, but a man who married Peggy Clark, 85, in November 2007, and both become Britain's oldest newlyweds. Born in 1914. Brown Bananas

Mason, Margery Born 27 September 1920  (Hackney, London, England) Actress in films & TV roles, perhaps best known for her role in Peak Practice as Alice North. R.I.P. It Up And Start Again

Mason, Peggy Date and place of birth unknown Nee Clark. New wife of James Mason, and one half of Britain's oldest newlyweds. Born 1922. Brown Bananas

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Diepod Shuffle House Of Stiffs

Mathews, Max Born 13 November 1926  (Columbus, Nebraska) Pioneer in computer music, apparently. P.M.T. (Pre Mortem Tension)

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Dirty Harry's Dead Pool

Matlock, Glen Born 27 August 1956  (London, England) Another musician, this one being a member of the Sex Pistols. A Change Of Tactics

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the "Sounds of the Sixties" show since 1990. Hardwood Surround Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic To Hell With Living We're Your Friends To The Bitter End....

Mauroy, Pierre Born 5 July 1928  (Cartignies, France) Former PM of France, between 1981 & 1984. ThePoitouTeam

Maxim of Bulgaria, Patriarch Born 29 October 1914  (Oreshak, Bulgaria) Leader of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church. Pining For The Fjords

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. A Change Of Tactics

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of "Chewbacca" in the "Star Wars" films. Today Is A Good Day To Die

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom "Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit" and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama "Heartbeat". After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off "The Royal". Death Is Nature's Way Of Telling You To Slow Down Judgement Day

McAlpine, Lord Alistair Born 14 May 1942  (Hampshire, England) Businessman & general toff, former treasurer for the Conservatives. Tomb It May Concern

McCain, Ginger Born 21 September 1930  (Southport, Lancashire, England) Racehorse trainer, who retired in 2006. Trained Red Rum to three Grand Nationals. 20 From The Turf - Now Under It

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." Looks Like He Pulled A Daniel Jackson

McCann, Gerry Born 5 June 1968  (Glasgow, Scotland) Father of the missing/dead Madeleine, whose disappearance has been headline news in the UK since May 2007. Both McCann & his wife Kate have come in for heavy criticism over the disappearance & its aftermath. Works as a doctor. Brown Bananas Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

McCann, Kate Born in Allerton, Liverpool, England  (exact date unknown) Former GP who is the mother of the missing/dead Madeleine. Wife of Gerry, born in 1967, exact date unknown (like so much to do with her...) Liz's Lately Lamented  It Tolls For Thee Pure Dead Brilliant

McCann, Kerryn Born 2 May 1967  (Bulli, New South Wales, Australia) Marathon runner, twice winner of the Commonwealth Gold in the discipline. Announced in 2007 that she was battling breast cancer. Already Dead

McCarthy, Kevin Born 15 February 1914  (Seattle, Washington) US movie actor. Drunkasaskunk Film Is Forever, Filmmakers Are Not

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Dead As A Dodo

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. Henry's Half-Dead Heroes If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course

McGoohan, Patrick Born 19 March 1928  (Astoria, New York, USA) Actor - Number Six in "The Prisoner". If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Kurt Cobain's Trigger Finger Pushing Up The Daisies Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Life They're Dead, Y'Know! To Hell With Living You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

McGovern, George Born 19 July 1922  (Avon, South Dakota, USA) American politican, lost the 1972 US Presidential Election by a landslide. It's A Rocket Ship Liquiessence & Putridity Vote Or Die! 2008

McGrath, Jane  Born 4 May 1966  (England) Died 22 June 2008  (Cronulla, New South Wales, Australia) Age at death: 42  (read death notice) English-born wife of Aussie cricketer, Glenn McGrath. Bravely battled 3 cancers for over 10 years. Jims Deadbeats Mave's Graves

McGwire, Mark Born 1 October 1963  (Pomona, California, USA) Legendary batter for the Oakland Athletics (this is a baseball team, for those who aren't sure), breaking the most Home Runs in a season record in 1998. Since then, his involvement with drugs has tarnished his hero status somewhat. Dirt Nappers

McKay, Jim  Born 24 September 1921  (Philadephia, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 7 June 2008  (Monkton, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) US TV commentator, journalist & broadcaster. Keeper Of The Heads

McKellen, Sir Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Kitty Killer

McMahon, Ed Born 6 March 1923  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Sidekick to Johnny Carson on "The Tonight Show". IlikeykillypartIII It's A Rocket Ship Laughter Kills Maggots-R-Us There's A Mr Death At The Door, Something About The Reaping

McManus, Mick Born 11 January 1928  (New Cross, London) Wrestler, a top star in the early days of televised wrestling. Vicious Malcious

McNamara, Robert Strange Born 9 June 1916  (San Francisco, California, USA) US Secretary of Defense from 1961-68, and later President of the World Bank. Asking For It Circling The Drain Diepod Shuffle Samdeal Simfish Inquilinekea

McNicol, Ian Date and place of birth unknown Former jazz musician who hit the headlines recently when the remains of his daughter, Dinah were found in a house in Margate & he made the trip down to grieve properly at the site of her death. Carkers Convention 2008

McShane, Mike Born 10 December 1957  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Became famous in the UK through his appearances on "Whose Line is it Anyway", his role as Friar Tuck in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" and high-profile adverts for Air Canada. Since then, although he's been working, he's barely been seen on UK TV. Where Are They Now?

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. Diepod Shuffle

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. Laughter Kills

Mears, Ray Date and place of birth unknown British author & TV presenter, expert in outdoor survival techniques. Born 1964. Dodgin' Coffers  Liz's Lately Lamented Tombstone Raiders

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Mehsud, Baitullah Born in Waziristan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) A leading Taliban commander in Waziristan, Mehsud is one of the main terrorists in Pakistan & is believed to be the man behind the assassination of Benazir Bhutto in 2007. Born sometime around 1973. Alison The Assassin Konzentrationslager Calamity The Pale Rider

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Mellencamp, John Born 7 October 1951  (Seymour, Indiana, USA) Also known as Johny Cougar. He's a rock musician & songwriter. There's A Mr Death At The Door, Something About The Reaping

Melvin, Allan  Born 18 February 1922  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Died 17 January 2008  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Frequent TV star, often in sitcoms & one of those faces you can't put a name to. Bronxtiremen

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Co-Op Funerals Dead Boys Inc. Featuring Girls Ashroud Graves R Us Madonna's Hand of Bod

Merrick, Gil Born 26 January 1922  (Sparkhill, Birmingham) Former goalkeeper for Birmingham City & England - in goal when Hungary crushed England at Wembley in 1953. The Terry Fenwick Select XX

Mevsimler, Sharon Born in Essex, England  (exact date unknown) Stupid fat woman from Essex who bleated she can't get NHS treatment as she is too fat - 42 stone at the moment & blames society for her problems. Personally I blame her own gob for cramming so many pies in. Born in 1970. Asking For It

Mian Soomro, Muhammad Born 19 August 1950  (Karachi, Pakistan) Pakistani politican, current caretaker PM of Pakistan. Doom Maker

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. How Much For Those Stem Cells? Deadpoolers Pop Goes The Pop Star The Destroying Angels ThePoitouTeam

Michael Of Romania, King Born 25 October 1921  (Foisor Castle, Sinaia, Romania) Former King of Romania, now living in exile. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. AbraCadaver If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course To Hell With Living Youth In Asia Helpline

Mileson, Brooks Born in Pennywell, Sunderland  (exact date unknown) Born in 1947. Controversial, lardy-arsed chairman of Gretna FC. Dancy Beats For Dancy Dead Folk

Miller, Mitch Born 4 July 1911  (Rochester, New York, USA) Pianist, oboist, conductor and singer who was head of A&R at Columbia Records from 1950 until 1965, signing Frankie Laine, Tony Bennett, Rosemary Clooney and many others, in addition to firing Frank Sinatra. At the same time he had a highly successful performing career in the form of Mitch Miller and His Gang, and fronted the TV series "Sing Along With Mitch". After leaving Columbia (he hated rock 'n' roll and refused to move with the times) he pretty much disappeared from public life entirely. Circling The Drain Death On The Rocks Die Allready Diet Of Worms Harry Patch's Love Child Mean Machine Naked Florida Gravediggers Popping Your Clogs We Spin Terror

Mills McCartney, Heather Born 12 January 1968  (Aldershot, Hampshire, England) Gold-digging uniped, estranged wife of Paul McCartney. Konzentrationslager  Dead Ringers Erith Sickos Judgement Day Rich's Goners The Long-Awaited Return of the Dorset Jury Y-Shaped Coffin

Mimoun, Alain Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck of the Dead

Ming-Teh, Shih Born 15 January 1941  (Kaohsiung, Taiwan) Taiwanese politican, a former political prisoner and scourge of the Chinese and Taiwanese governments. STAB_in_the_DARK The Living End

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. 2 Sick 2 Not Quit Carrion Luggage Alison The Assassin Circling The Drain Digging the Grave Dodger's Coffins Drop Dead Celebration Fallen Off The Twig Going, Going ... I've Got Another Stiff Juicy Janny Kackers United Mave's Graves MizzJackTheCat  ProDeathCrew Six Foot Under Sometimes They Come Back The Destroying Angels The Voodoo Gurus Today Is A Good Day To Die Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! We're Your Friends To The Bitter End....

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of "Neighbours" fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. Bring On The Rigor Team Bigfoot The Mostly Dead The Big Big Underdogs Of Old Hull City Tombstone Raiders Y-Shaped Coffin

Mintoff, Dom Born 6 August 1916  (Cospicua, Malta) Former Prime Minister of Malta. Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Obituarynotice

Mirren, Dame Helen Born 26 July 1945  (Ilford, Essex, England) Leading lady of TV, stage & film of Russian origin. More recently portrayed the Queen in the film of the same name, but also known for her role in "Prime Suspect". Y-Shaped Coffin

Mitchell, Edgar Born 17 September 1930  (Hereford, Texas, USA) NASA astronaut, a member of the Apollo 14 lunar space mission. It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Mitchell, George Born 20 August 1933  (Waterville, Maine, USA) Former US senator for Maine, who then became one of the pivotal names of the Northern Ireland peace process. You Mean He's Not Already?

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms "Till Death Us Do Part" (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel "In Sickness and in Health". Bosunic Rites Croak Here Pulse

Mitchell-Leon, Carol Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania  (exact date unknown) Actress & writer, based in Atlanta, who is an expert on African-American issues. Suffered a heart-attack in 2007 & currently seriously ill. 666

Mitsotakis, Konstantinos Born 18 October 1918  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Prime Minister of Greece from 1989-92. Rabbitsnuffer

Mizan Zainal Abidin, King Born 22 January 1962  (Kuala Terengganu, Terengganu, Malaysia) The 16th Sultan of Terengganu & one of the rulers of Malaysia. Toasted Brown Bread

Mockford, Jeanne Born 15 March 1926  (London, England) Actress, often in comic roles - "Up Pompeii" and "Little Britain" for example. The Winged Devil Monkeys

Modell, Art Born 23 June 1925  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Owner of the Baltimore Ravens American football team. Missed a home game for the first time in December 2003, due to respiratory problems. Maggots-R-Us

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. Banda Aceh Surf Club David the Aspie Judgement Day  TiMr

Mohammed Al Hajj, Sami Mohy El Din Born 15 February 1969  (Khartoum, Sudan) Terrorist, currently an inmate in Guantanamo Bay. I Smell Dead People

Molina, Alfred Born 24 May 1953  (London, England) Frequent character actor in film, TV & star of stage shows. Beerbutton 2

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in "Happy Days". Mr C Tazmans Hit List The Grinning Reaper The Mortuary Posse To Hell With Living

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. A Kick In The Ghoulies House Of Stiffs Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!!

Moncur, Bobby Born 19 January 1945  (Perth, Scotland) Former Scotland, Newcastle & Sunderland player, later a manager. Graham Reaper's Dead Army Master Mind The Terry Fenwick Select XX The Big Big Underdogs Of Old Hull City This Mortal Coil

Mondale, Eleanor Born 19 January 1960  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) An American actress and television personality, she is best known for her work on the E! cable channel including hosting the shows Wild On... in 1997 and E! News Live. She is the only daughter of Walter Mondale. Diet Of Worms

Montalban, Ricardo Born 25 November 1920  (Mexico City, Mexico) MGM matinee idol who went on to play Mr Roarke in the TV series "Fantasy Island". His performance as Khan Noonien Singh in 1982's "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" was a reprisal of his role in a guest appearance on "Star Trek" back in 1967. He also popularised the phrase "rich, Corinthian leather" in his TV commercials for Chrysler in the 1970s. Bitter Violet Dustbusters International House of Death Little Miss Snuffit Pooil Vaaish Sans Teeth, Sans Eyes, Sans Taste, Sans Life Indiana Jones And The Coffin Of Doom The Praying Vultures

Montoya, Juan Pablo Born 20 September 1975  (Bogota, Colombia) Former F1 racing driver with Williams & McLaren - now in NASCAR in the US. Tentoesup

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of "Oliver!". Croak Here I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak

Moon, Sun Myung Born 6 January 1920  (Kwangju Sangsa Ri, Korea (now North Korea)) Founder of the Unification Church, often referred to as "The Moonies". Has a finger in the pie of various conservative news organizations in America. Served a prison term for tax fraud in the 1980s. Food For Worms Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Moore, George  Born 5 July 1923  (Mackay, Queensland, Australia) Died 8 January 2008  (Sydney, Australia) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Former jockey & racehorse trainer, one of the sport's true legends with success in both roles of the sport. It's Grim Up North Already Dead Banda Aceh Surf Club  Canadian Paul Eejit Ethnic Cleansing I Smell Dead People Master Mind Meet Your Maker Misers No Noose Is Good Noose R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rude Kid The Living End They're Dead, Y'Know! Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer...

Moore, Patrick Born 4 March 1923  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Eminent astronomer and xylophone-player, who has presented every one of BBC television's "The Sky at Night" programmes (which makes him the world's longest-serving presenter). Big mates with Brian May out of Queen, due to their shared interest in space, he was knighted by the Queen in 2001. Are They Dead Yet? Are You Still Here ??  Beerbutton 2 Blade Runners Boxed Up And Ready To Go Brown Bananas Camden Corpses Chelski Pensioners Colin's Toe Curlers Crem De La Crem Croak Here CSI Bramley Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Centre Of England Dead Calm Dead Loss Death Is Watching Deaths R Us Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Dirty Harry's Dead Pool Doornails R Us Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dress re-Hearse-als Eat My Dust Finbarr Returns From The Dead (Again*3) Globaltruth Golden Oldies! Grassyknoll Grayson Graves R Us  Grendel's Graveyard Hardwood Surround Hung Like Kong Jims Deadbeats Juicy Janny Just Die Will You Kitty Killer Knight Knight  Knock Knock... Kopbird Lived So Let's Die Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Next Up Nice Little Urner .....norfolk & Good Oh...If Only It Were True Passing Over Pining For The Fjords Pooil Vaaish ProDeathCrew Pushin Up Daisies Quakerjock Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard Shezy B's Goners Siegfried Baboon's Baboon Colony Show, Feat. David Van Day Come On Baby Light My Pyre Six Feet Under Slasherslist Sporting Lesbian Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff & the Tears Taxi For.............! Tazmans Hit List  The New Coffin-Dodgers The Doom & Gloom Room The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2008 The Great Unclaimed The Royton Rovers (Rita, Dave & Kevin Too...) The Shoebury Stiffs Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Wednesday 'Til I Die Worm Farmer Youth In Asia Helpline

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's "A View to a Kill". The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. Kackers United Roger Mortis The Blue And White Reaper The Coffin-Dodgers Today Is A Good Day To Die