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"Emergency, Which Death Please…" |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 185th= (2012) |
This is a team sent in by 999 Emergancy call operators. Talk about a hotline to death... |
"Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…" |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 398th=(2013) |
(THEME) The late US President is the subject of this team. Who of these will touch the face of God? |
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.....Norfolk & Good |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 2nd (2012) |
Almost caused one of the biggest upsets in DDP history in 2012 but had to make do with a very creditable 2nd place... |
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...and Its Goodnight From Him |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 217th= (2011) |
(THEME) A team of Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc... |
…and There Was Great Rejoicing |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 235th= (2013) |
(THEME) Hardly anyone will miss these lot when they're gone... |
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007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) A theme team, a Bond theme team. |
1 Dead In Ohio |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 342nd= (2008) |
1 Hit More Then Me |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) One his wonders waiting for that repeat of TOTP2. |
2 Sick Not 2 Quit |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
20 Crooners Croakin' |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 248th= (2013) |
(THEME) Will any of these be singing for their last supper? |
20 English Eggs, One Basket |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The likely England squad for the World Cup in 2014. Should the plane crash... |
20 Names 20 Sports |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Multi-sports team. |
20 Nongon |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those over 90 and feeling creaky... |
20 to 1 Bets and Bobs |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) A slight tweak to this theme team to include Bobs as well... |
2014: A Death Odyssey |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A team devoted to those who worked with the arch auteur film director, Stanley Kubrick. |
45 Is The New 80 |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) These youngsters should be looking over their shoulder in 2014... |
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A Good Captain's Innings |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Cricket captains of the 50s and 60s. Who will be making one last stroll to the pavillion? |
A Happy Death |
First year in DDP. |
A Pelican In The Wilderness |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 153rd= (2011) |
A typically intriguing team from the Pelican... |
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Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty |
First year in DDP. |
Afrika Korpses |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 455th= (2013) |
(THEME) With Nelson Mandela gone, which other African leader is going to step up to the plate? |
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Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 115th= (2013) |
Albert Fish & Chips |
First year in DDP. |
Two DDP regulars have joined forces for a crack at the title... |
All Death Is Consolation |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 191st= (2011) |
(THEME) These suffered for their art. Will they suffer for this team's points? |
All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! |
First year in DDP. |
Had previously a pair of theme teams in the past but now has sent one normal team… |
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All Quiet on the Westerns Front |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 467th= (2013) |
(THEME) The western genre in film and tv. Yee-haw! |
All That Glitters Is Not Mould |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) With the seedy goings on in 1970s/80s telly and radio land brought to light in 2012, this is an apt theme team... |
All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 266th= (2013) |
(THEME) Country music performers. Well, most of their songs are about death anyway... |
Amanda's Fire Department |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) "Troubled" celebs, the kind that are always in the headlines... |
Amanita Virosa |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 63rd= (2013) |
And It's Goodnight From Him |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who have performed with either of the Two Ronnies. Not to be confused with another theme team that uses the famous catchphrase! |
And My Name Is Larry! |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 8th= (2011) |
Ash Cream |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 51st= (2010) |
Aye, they're off the fags alright |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 76th= (2011) |
Bad People |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 44th= (2011) |
(THEME) This team is ideal to have on your death list but not on your Xmas card list... |
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Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 99th= (2012) |
Bazzilliant |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 14th= (2007) |
Always put in a respectable performance but yet to break in the top 10. |
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Beauties Of The 40s |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Team of actresses that were alright in their day… |
Bet on Black! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
(THEME) The black people theme team returns... |
Better Them Than Us! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 12th (2013) |
Making good progress... |
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Beyond A Little Peaky |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 83rd= (2013) |
Could be a contender, this one... |
Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 341st= (2013) |
(THEME) Those who have slaved over the typewriter... |
Billy Graham Must Die |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 56th= (2006) |
The team formerly known as Gerald Ford Must Die & Lady Bird Johnson Must Die have now had to change their name again for obvious reasons. |
Biologically Dead |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 38th= (2009) |
Bloody Dead Rep |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 153rd= (2009) |
Bob |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) This team has two hopes... |
Boddies... Manchester's Finest |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 279th=(2013) |
(THEME) This team is devoted to the city of the "Dark Satanic Mills" |
Body Snatcher's Body-Count |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 27th= (2012) |
Very consistent, just one place lower than last year... |
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Breathless In Seattle |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 38th= (2011) |
Brimful Of Asha |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 402nd= (2012) |
(THEME) The under 45s... |
Brown Bread |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 13th= (2006) |
Bucket O'Hare |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 4th= (2001) |
Buried By HHH |
First year in DDP. |
Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 108th= (2011) |
A change of name for Romancing the Headstone... |
Bury My Stiff |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 124th= (2010) |
Buzzards |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 135th= (2010) |
Bxboy422 |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 144th= (2010) |
By Royal Appointment |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 455th= (2013) |
(THEME) Blue bloods and other assorted HOS is the theme here... |
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By Royal Ascent |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) Royal connections in this team. Some obvious, some not so obvious... |
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C.A.Daver |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 52nd= (2012) |
Calm Down Dear... I'm Only Dying |
First year in DDP. |
Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs |
First year in DDP. |
Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 297th= (2011) |
(THEME) Team made up of contributors to everyone's favourite not-really dysfunctional family, The Simpsons. |
Carkers Convention 2014 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 5th (2007) |
Hasn't quite hit the heights since a great 5th place debut in 2007... |
Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 94th= (2013) |
Best year yet in 2013... |
Carrie in the Nidge |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 122nd= (2012) |
Carry On Up To The Crem! |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 173rd= (2009) |
(THEME) Formerly Dolly Dreams Dead Ones, now a theme team devoted to the bawdy British film series. Ooh Matron! |
Cashier Number 84 Please! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 457th= (2012) |
(THEME) All born in 1930. Very Art Deco... |
Catherine |
First year in DDP. |
Centenarians |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Can you guess what theme team this is? |
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Chelski Pensioners |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 98th= (2013) |
Chemo Sabee |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 20th (2010) |
Formerly Stiff Little Fingers.. |
Circling The Drain |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 65th= (2012) |
Clog Poppers |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 213th= (2012) |
(THEME) The wonderful world of Pop... |
Coattails To The Grave |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) A family affair with the relatives of the famous and infamous... |
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Coffin Fit |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 235th= (2013) |
CoffinItUp |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 47th= (2012) |
Crazycarl |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 16th (2012) |
Now a DDP veteran who variates from good to pretty naff. Top 20 in 2012, plummeted to the 300s in 2013. See what I mean? |
Creme De La Crem |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 71st= (2013) |
Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 32nd= (2009) |
Back to recommend that death is the only outcome for their 20 picks. |
Crossing The Styx |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 3rd (2013) |
Switching from a theme team paid massive dividends in 2013 with a podium finish... |
Dance On Your Grave |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 111th= (2012) |
Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 32nd= (2009) |
Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 27th= (2004) |
The popular team is for a 11th time to duel with the Grim Reaper. |
David Quantick's Showbiz Pals |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 1st (2013) |
[CHAMPION] A blizzard of late hits propelled Quantick & co to a record haul of hits and a first championship... |
David the Aspie |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
(THEME) Theme team composed of a selection of rather dodgy World leaders. |
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Dead And Deader |
First year in DDP. |
Dead And Don't Know It |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 105th= (2012) |
Dead and Dusted 3 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 485th= (2013) |
(THEME) A switch to theme, that of pianists. Play it again, Sam... |
Dead By Dawn |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 14th (2013) |
Best season yet in 2013... |
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Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 126th= (2008) |
Dead Centre Of England |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 105th= (2009) |
Dead Commons |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 155th= (2010) |
(THEME) British politics theme team... |
Dead Continent |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) Asia is the theme here... |
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Dead Ends |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 17th= (2011) |
Dead Funny |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 196th= (2013) |
(THEME) WIDE of-the MARK changes name and theme, this time to comedy... |
Dead Is Dead |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 266th= (2013) |
Dead Spotters |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 13th (2012) |
Dead Wait |
First year in DDP. |
DeadEnders |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 58th= (2009) |
Deader Than A Dead Thing |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 63rd (2009) |
DeadHead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 398th=(2013) |
(THEME) Heads of State is the theme here... |
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Deadlee |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) It doesn't take a nobel prize-winner much time to work out what this team is about... |
Deadly As Sin Till You Win |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 173rd= (2013) |
Death At The Movies |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
(THEME) Real life people portrayed in the movies. And cut! |
Death By Hemeloids |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 240th= (2008) |
Death Can Be Funny |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 57th= (2010) |
Death For Everybody |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) This Eurovision Song Contest theme team will hoping not to get the dreaded "nil points"... |
Death From Down Under |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 167th= (2012) |
Who from this Australian team is going down the dunny? |
Death Grips Await |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 248th= (2013) |
Death is International |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 248th= (2013) |
(THEME) I think this is a theme team, as they're from different parts of the World, but surely all DDP picks are from all around the World? You decide... |
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Death Nebula 3000 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 99th= (2012) |
Death On The Rocks |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 68th= (2007) |
(THEME) Hooray for Hollywood! Particularly for this team if one or two on this list peg it... |
Death Sings Our Name |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) People mentioned in song... |
Death Speaks German |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 418th= (2013) |
(THEME) Team devoted to German-speaking persons of note. |
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Death Stalks United |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 101st= (2009) |
Death Stinks |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 73rd= (2008) |
Death To All But Metal And Schumacher |
First year in DDP. |
Curious rock 'n roll meets formula 1 mash-up... |
Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 41st= (2012) |
Deathglam Industries |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 203rd= (2010) |
Deathlist.net |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 1st (2004) |
This selection could end up being the fine old site's best effort for 10 years… |
Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic |
First year in DDP. |
Deceased Hose |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 9th (2007, 2009) |
A consistent high flyer in the DDP since their debut in 2007. |
Dial D For Deadpool |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Actors from Alfred Hitchcock. Unfortunately the great man can't make a cameo in this list as he died in 1980... |
Diana Rots |
First year in DDP. |
Die You On The Bayou |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Citizens of the US state of Louisiana |
Die, Commie, Die! |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A bunch of lefties. Will they keep the red flag flying? |
Died In Committee |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who have served and are serving on the lobbyist paradise that is the US Senate... |
Died In The Wool |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 103rd= (2011) |
Diepod Shuffle |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 25th= (2006) |
Don't Eat The Figs |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 64th= (2011) |
Doornails R Us |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 91st= (2012) |
Down Like A Clown |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 121st= (2011) |
Dr Who's Next |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) The venerable Time Lord celebrated 50 years of scaring kids behind the sofa in 2013... |
Drop Dead Celebration |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 84th= (2011) |
Drop Deadline |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 228th= (2011) |
Drunkasaskunk |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 1st (1998, 1999) |
The boozy Glaswegian produced his best performance for several years in 2013. Can the revival continue? |
Eejit |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 14th (2007) |
This Irish team comprises an unpopular technical manager working in a bleak and isolated office away from human contact - in the top 15 in 2007 & usually in the top half. |
Embalmy Army 2014 |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 94th= (2013) |
Erith Sickos |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 146th= (2011) |
Eternity Tours |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 28th= (2010) |
Ethnic Cleansing |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 5th (2009) |
Evergreen State Of Decay |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those in the US state of Washington... |
Falling Off The Perch |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 192nd= (2010) |
Faster Than A Dead Horse |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 56th= (2013) |
Made a notable improvement in 2013... |
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Final Curtain |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 134th= (2009) |
(THEME) UK actors is the theme. Alas, poor Yorick... |
Finbarr Returns From The Dead |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 2nd (2000) |
Has been around most years since the early days of DDP, though has never really come close to repeating his 2nd place of 2000. |
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First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 203rd= (2010) |
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn if You Die |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 23rd= (2010) |
(THEME) This movie-based theme team will hope to continue their success after a fine 2010. |
Freddie The Cat |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 131st= (2011) |
From Here To Eternity |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 334th= (2011) |
Fuck 'Em All |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 223rd= (2012) |
Funeral Director 2014 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 108th= (2011) |
Gag Slow And Die |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 426th= (2013) |
Garf Wants You To Die |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 292nd= (2012) |
Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 62nd= (2012) |
Gay-Tes Of Heaven |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Players of the pink oboe. Takes one to know one, dear... |
Gazza's A Gonna |
First year in DDP. |
George Lass and the Gravelings |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 79th= (2005) |
Girlfriend In A Coma |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 3rd (2011) |
Off the pace since a superb debut in 2011... |
Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 71st= (2013) |
Going Underground |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 9th= (2013) |
Team that's been warming to the task in the recent years... |
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Golden Slumbers |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 10th (2011) |
Finished just shy of the top ten in 2013, so will be carrying a weight of expectation this year. |
Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!) |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Scotland decides whether to go independent in 2014. Here's a team of those involved... |
Gray Panthers |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 38th= (2011) |
(THEME) Winners of the inaugural Theme Team League with their team of centenarians in 2011. |
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Grendel's Graveyard |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 33rd= (2010) |
Grim McGraw |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 124th= (2010) |
Grim Sleeper |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 266th= (2013) |
Gwynhafyr |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 153rd= (2009) |
Hangman's XX |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 490th= (2012) |
Heading Nowhere |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 7th= (2013) |
Can consider themselves as one of the main contenders after a top ten finish in 2013. |
Heads In A Bag |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 192nd= (2007) |
Hell To The Chief |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 221st= (2013) |
(THEME) World Leaders. |
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Hippoposthumous |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 64th= (2009) |
Hit Me With Your Best Shot |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 265th= (2012) |
(THEME) Those handy with a gun in their hand and other dodgy criminals. |
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House Of Soon To Be With The Lord |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 266th= (2013) |
(THEME) More politicians and their nefarious machinations... |
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How Al Got His Zheimers Back |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) People suffering with either (or all) of the unholy trinity of Alzheimer's, Dementia or Parkinson's disease… |
Hunting Halos |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 13th= (2008) |
I Can't Believe They're Not Deader |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
I Couldn't Eat Another Bite |
First year in DDP. |
I Hear Voices |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 490th= (2012) |
(THEME) Those who lend their dulcet tones to films... |
I Shall Need To Get The Black Out |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 13th (2013) |
Two impressive campaigns opens up the prospect of a top ten place this year. |
I Told You I Was Ill |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 143rd= (2013) |
I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! |
First year in DDP. |
If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 3rd= (2010) |
Improving team that reached a high watermark of joint 3rd in 2010. Can they reach the top? |
IHNFC |
First year in DDP. |
Ikea Dead People |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Swedish people who may yet get the Volvo hearse treatment... |
I'll Get The Oven On |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 167th= (2012) |
I'll Sleep When You're Dead |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 115th= (2013) |
Illinois Reaper Beater 8.0 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 334th= (2007) |
Back for yet more reapin' 'n' beatin'. |
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I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 269th= (2011) |
Now well into their 80s, this team is out to prove that you're never too old to be a sick bastard... |
Imgone, Solong |
First year in DDP. |
in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
(THEME) Detective fiction team. |
Infideath |
First year in DDP. |
Inigo, I Hope We Win |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 5th (2011) |
Notched up an impressive 5th place on his debut. Off the pace in 2013 but vows to return to top form in 2014... |
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Inquilinekea/Simfish |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 38th= (2009) |
A team that always gives good value. |
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Insert Name Here |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 238th= (2011) |
Iron Lacky |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 319th= (2013) |
(THEME) The lady's not returning, but who else will join her for raw steak? |
Is There a Doctor in the House? |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 98th= (2008) |
(THEME) Last year it was colours, now it's Doctor Who in it's various forms... |
It's Grim Up North |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 56th= (2006) |
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 68th= (2010) |
It's Time to Dim the Lights... |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
(THEME) The Muppet Show and its various spin offs is the theme here... |
Jacques Oeuf |
First year in DDP. |
Jellydead |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 144th= (2010) |
Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Entertainers (if that's the word) who stick to the lowest common denomator. Tch, we should talk… |
Jesus Jones |
Years in DDP: 19 Best position: 2nd (1996) |
JJ maintains his Brazil-like record of participation in every DDP competition... |
Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 104th= (2013) |
Jim's Deadbeats |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 124th= (2009) |
JoeRam |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 1st (2002) |
Winner a decade or so ago, JoeRam is one of the most experienced teams out there... |
Juicy Janny |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 7th= (1998) |
A DDP regular since 1998, but has usually languished in mid-table obscurity. |
Jumptheshark 5.0 |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 24th= (2011) |
Just Fade Away |
First year in DDP. |
Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 39th= (2013) |
Gradually improving team |
Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) DDP wouldn't be DDP without a wrestling team... |
Kendoddsdadsdogsdead |
First year in DDP. |
Kennedy Driving School |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 124th= (2010) |
(THEME) The world of Politics... |
Kentucky Fried Genocide |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 265th= (2012) |
(THEME) Another crack at the theme team league with these oldest Oscar nominees. |
Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 196th= (2013) |
(THEME) International football is the theme. Jules Rimet still bleeding? |
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Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 85th= (2012) |
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those whose career options are either prison or at the BBC... |
L00ney51 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 221st= (2013) |
Lady Cadaver's Lover |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 457th= (2012) |
Lard Bazaar |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 24th= (2012) |
Another disappointing year awaits for Lard... |
Last Gasp Saloon |
First year in DDP. |
Last Orders |
First year in DDP. |
Last Train To Palookaville |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 99th= (2011) |
Latchfords Last Legs |
First year in DDP. |
Laughter Kills |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
(THEME) It could be no laughing matter for this lot in the next 12 months... |
Lead, Follow and Die This Year |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 258th= (2009) |
(THEME) Leaders and politicians of the World. |
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Leave Them Kids Alone |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Kiddy-fiddlers, padeos, nonces. You name it, they're here... |
Les Trompettes De La Mort |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 173rd= (2013) |
(THEME) Theme now matches the name with a team of cheese-eating surrender monkeys... |
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Let Us Embalm You |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 175th= (2011) |
Lidders Late Lamentables |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 106th= (2010) |
Life's Obituary |
First year in DDP. |
Live Forever With Line 5 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 110th (2012) |
Living In A Box |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 108th= (2005) |
10th entry for one of the best named teams in the DDP… |
Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 9th= (2010) |
Another solid performance from the Lord in 2013. |
Lord Gravedigger |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
Back for more lordly grave digging... |
Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
(THEME) Col. Kilgore returns with a team of Vietnam related people. You weren't there, man! |
M6 Toll(ed) |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 430th= (2012) |
(THEME) Who of these Midlands characters will be driving out of the spaghetti junction of life? |
Mad Maureen |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 8th= (1997) |
Madonna's Hand of Bod |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 19th= (2011) |
Manaus Madness |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) With the World Cup in Brazil this year, here's an apt team of finalists... |
Mave's Graves |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 50th= (2013) |
Best year yet in 2013... |
Melon Smashers & Melon Heads |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 110th= (2013) |
Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 114th= (2009) |
Minions Of Xuleneb |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 490th= (2012) |
(THEME) This may sound like a L. Ron Hubbard novel but it is in fact a low countries theme team. |
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Misers |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 6th (2012) |
A dark horse to watch for DDP glory... |
MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 191st= (2006) |
Back after an absence of 6 years! |
Morbid United FC |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 25th= (2006) |
Reckons this team is the winning one for 2014. We'll see... |
Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 80th= (2012) |
Most Hits Ever |
First year in DDP. |
A bold attempt at breaking the newly-minted record of hits in a year... |
Mothers I'd Like To Umm |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) MILF's are the theme here. Work that one out for yourself... |
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Mourning Glory |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 151st= (2013) |
Mr & Mrs Drummerboy |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 14th= (2003) |
This Australian wife and husband team is back for a 13th time... |
Mr C |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 2nd (1999) |
The Venerable Mr C returns for a 16th crack at the title... |
Mr. Yuck |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 79th= (2006) |
Muertos |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 407th= (2013) |
(THEME) Spanish-speaking notables. Hasta la vista, baby... |
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Naked Florida Gravediggers |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 10th= (2005) |
Back for 12th assault on the title... |
Nearer My God To Thee |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) Team of stars from the various Titanic films. Will they have that sinking feeling again? |
Nervous Nineties |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 113th= (2013) |
(THEME) As it says on the tin... |
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No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) A team of Bond villians. Shocking, shimply shocking... |
No Weddings And Twenty Funerals |
First year in DDP. |
Nobel Loserettes |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 250th= (2012) |
(THEME) Female nobel prize-winners. |
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Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 90th= (2011) |
NoNelsonThisYear |
First year in DDP. |
Noodle Squad |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 221st= (2013) |
Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 162nd= (2013) |
Northern Foxiles |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 92nd= (2010) |
NoSoup4U! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 315= (2010) |
Back after a couple of years away... |
Not At All Well |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 21st= (2010) |
Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 92nd= (2010) |
(THEME) Team made up of people who you wouldn't recognise if you tried... |
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Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 262nd= (2010) |
Not Well |
First year in DDP. |
Noz4news |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 107th= (2006) |
Noz and his family are back for more... |
Obese City |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Team of fat celebs. Easy with the cakes, there... |
Obituaries 'R' Us |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 290th= (2013) |
Obituarynotice |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 135th= (2008) |
Obscura Camera |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Obscure celebrities and meme stars... |
Octopus of Odstock |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 1st (2010) |
The former host/winner led for most of 2013 before getting pipped in the final month. He's back with more interesting choices... |
Ohio And Goodbye-O |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 220th= (2007) |
(THEME) Some of Ohio's most famous (and infamous) are the selection of this team. |
Old As Dirt |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who have passed the 100 mark. Potential for lots of hits but few points... |
Old Lags And Old Slags |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 378th= (2013) |
(THEME) These celebs know what the inside of a prison cell looks like... |
Old People Party Of 20 |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 37th= (2010) |
(THEME) People over 90. Came close to snatching the 2012 Theme Team League title, so ones to watch… |
Old People Smell Of Piss |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 64th= (2009) |
On The Box/In The Box |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 53rd= (2010) |
(THEME) Team devoted to those people who have entertained us via that thing in the corner. |
One Century Is Enough, Madam! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 266th= (2013) |
(THEME) A team of old, old women... |
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One Scythe Fits All |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 144th= (2010) |
(THEME) Actors, mainly from the UK... |
Only Fools & Corpses |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 18th (2007) |
Over & Out |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
Owt To Stop Me Coffin? |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 334th= (2007) |
P@F Slain By Sin |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) They say they're "addicted to life". We say different... |
Pan Breed |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 74th= (2012) |
Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 212th=(2013) |
People I Think Might Die In 2014 United |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 17th= (2012) |
People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 83rd= (2013) |
Significant improvement in 2013. |
People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Tennis is the theme. New balls please... |
Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 24th= (2013) |
Pickett's Popped Off Picks |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 111th= (2012) |
Pickton's Pork Pies |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 152nd= (2011) |
More pickled pickings from Pickton.. |
Plowing The Deep |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 36th= (2012) |
Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 4th (2011) |
3 top 20 finishes out of 3 makes them a real contender. Formerly Daniel Faraday's Notebook. |
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Pooil Vaaish |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 42nd= (2005) |
Clocking up a decade of entries, this Isle Of Man-based team always has some interesting picks. |
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Pool Ghoul |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 24th= (2011) |
Pop Goes The Pop Star |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 342nd= (2008) |
(THEME) Another list of people from the world of music. |
Predictor's Predictions |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 110th= (2013) |
Was Friday the 2013th but changed their name for obvious reasons... |
PRFT |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 367th= (2011) |
Psychic Hitman |
First year in DDP. |
Punks, Not Dead |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 490th= (2012) |
(THEME) Will there be no future in England's dreaming for this lot? |
Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) |
First year in DDP. |
Question Or Terminate? |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Quizmasters and game show hosts... |
Radio Ga Ga Gone |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 252nd= (2011) |
(THEME) Theme team of those on the wireless. |
Random ipod Shuffle |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The World of music... |
Reading Out The Will |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Billy boys is the theme here... |
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Ready To Die(t) |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Team of people with an account at Jacomos... |
Red-Flagged |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 511th=(2013) |
(THEME) Motor Sport is the theme. |
Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Reality TV is in the sights of this theme team. |
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Researched To Death |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 68th= (2009) |
RKAA34 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 63rd= (2013) |
Roger And Out |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 485th= (2013) |
(THEME) A companion team to ...and it's goodnight from Him, Roger. |
Roll Over Robbo |
First year in DDP. |
Rotting Blood |
First year in DDP. |
Rotting Kanzlerin |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 437th= (2012) |
Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Get out the maple syrup, it's the Canadians! |
Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 481st= (2013) |
(THEME) The Caped Crusader is the theme here. BIFF! BAM! POW! |
Say Hello To The Angels |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 145th= (2011) |
Say Hi To Uncle George |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
Seasideessexxile |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 334th= (2011) |
See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!!! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 379th= (2012) |
See You In Heaven |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 131st= (2011) |
(THEME) The salt of the earth... |
See You In Hell |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 196th= (2013) |
(THEME) The scum of the earth... |
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Serving Heads Of State |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Who's heads will be on the proverbial chopping block this year? |
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Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 38th (2013) |
Made a massive improvement in 2013. |
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Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 313th= (2012) |
(THEME) A collection of rock 'n rollers in this team. |
Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice |
First year in DDP. |
Shaun Of The Dead 69 |
First year in DDP. |
She's A Goner |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 208th= (2012) |
(THEME) A theme composed of wimmin folk... |
Shovelful Of Dirt |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 12th (2011) |
Shuffled Off |
First year in DDP. |
Sick Scouser In Black |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 147th= (2012) |
Sid And Marty Coffin |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The Canadian children's puppeteers is the theme. |
Simon Says You're Dead |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Whose going to end up "di-doo" in the coming year? |
Simply Dead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 407th= (2013) |
Sing Your Last Song For Me |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 85th= (2012) |
(THEME) Team of singers who had a superb debut in 2012, winning the TTL... |
Snort The Ashes |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 203rd=(2010) |
(THEME) Singers that have led the (very) high life... |
Some Of Paula Deen's Best Friends |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A team of black celebs. Lay it on me, bro'… |
Song To The Siren |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 257th= (2013) |
Sonnys Suicide Solutions |
First year in DDP. |
Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 111th= (2012) |
Squanto's Revenge |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 324th= (2012) |
Squid's Stiffs |
First year in DDP. |
STAB_in_the_DARK |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 2nd (2006, 2007) |
A return to form of sorts for the former twice runner-up last year. Will the revival continue? |
Stairway To Heaven |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 115th= (2013) |
Stan's Specs |
First year in DDP. |
Star Dust |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 7th= (2013) |
An ominously improving team who entered the top 10 for the first time in 2013 and won a rival deadpool by a landslide margin... |
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Stee Grah |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 178th= (2013) |
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 40th= (2013) |
Stiffer Steaks |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 233rd= (2010) |
Sudden Death |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Football, fussball, voetbal etc... |
Szaboss!! |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 48th= (2006) |
Taking the Michael |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 341st= (2013) |
(THEME) No prizes for guessing what this theme team is about... |
Tango Uniform |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 178th= (2013) |
Tarby, You're Toast! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 143rd= (2013) |
With Winner getting his wish in 2013, is it time for Tarby to tell his last gag? |
Tarkinator |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 467th= (2013) |
Team Cat AIDS |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 184th= (2013) |
Team John Thomas |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 212nd= (2013) |
Team Serious Effort |
First year in DDP. |
Tentoesup |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 82nd= (2010) |
The 90's Are Dead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 531st= (2013) |
(THEME) A slight change, as this team features those born in the 1890s and a century later... |
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The Absolute Pits Of The World |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The worst Britain has to offer, in the opinion of the person sending this... |
The Anfield Iron |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 56th= (2006) |
The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 13th= (2011) |
Another top 30 placing for the team with arguably the best name in the DDP... |
The Bedsoring '20s |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 208th= (2012) |
(THEME) Another spin for this 20s theme team... |
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The Blue And White Reaper |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 176th= (2008) |
The British (D)i(e)sles |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 60th= (2013) |
(THEME) This team of British & Irish candidates comfortably won the Theme Team League of 2013 on their debut... |
The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 45th= (2010) |
The Conqueror Worm |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 50th (2007) |
The worm is back for a 10th time... |
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The Dead Certs |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 65th= (2012) |
The Dead Cows |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 378th= (2013) |
The Deadest of the Dead |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 20th= (2013) |
Had a very good debut year with a place in the top 20... |
The Death Stars |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 252nd= (2011) |
The Don |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 15th= (2013) |
Another good season from the Don... |
The Empire State Strikes Back |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) People from the state of Nyoo Yawk... |
The End of the World As We Know It |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 20th= (2008) |
One of the more consistent teams in the DDP... |
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The Final Curtaincall |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 438th= (2013) |
(THEME) The world of acting... |
The Final Whistle |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 342nd= (2008) |
(THEME) Another 20 names from the world of sport. |
The Frog Chorus |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 74th= (2006) |
Back after a year away... |
The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 151st= (2013) |
The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 116th= (2010) |
The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 157th= (2012) |
The Grave Robbers |
First year in DDP. |
The Grim Grampian Reapers |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 185th= (2012) |
The Honey Trap |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 403rd= (2011) |
The House of Luck |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 63rd= (2006) |
The Importance Of Being Urn-ish |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 98th= (2013) |
The Lady's NOT for burning! |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 162nd= (2013) |
Previously Thatcher Must Die FFS! Makes the most necessary name change in this year's competition... |
The Last Picture Show |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 151st= (2013) |
(THEME) Will this be the final cut for these film directors? |
The Living End |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 1st (2008,2011,2012) |
Made a valiant attempt for a hattrick of wins in 2013, just coming up short in 5th place. Never one to write off... |
The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 3rd (1999) |
A team which usually turns in a respectable mid-table performance, but enjoyed more success in its previous incarnation as 'Dave J'. |
The Lovegrove |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 60th= (2013) |
The Man In Black's "...it's 'im off the telly!" |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 167th= (2012) |
(THEME) The DDP host's dabbling in the theme team paid dividends in 2012. Now it's famous men off of the box! |
The Misfortune Tellers |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 105th= (2009) |
Back after a three year absence... |
The Newstreet Boys Death Squad |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 18th= (2010) |
A very capable & consistent DDP performer for a decade now... |
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The Number Of The Beast |
First year in DDP. |
The Old Ones Are The Pests |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 151st= (2013) |
The Politicorpses |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 342nd= (2008) |
(THEME) A welcome return for the politics-based team, now with a slightly altered name... |
The Pope |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 511th=(2013) |
(THEME) Back with the theme of cardinals depsite the incredible bad luck of 5 deaths failing to get the required obit in 2013. |
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The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 491st= (2013) |
(THEME) Actors in British sitcoms. Whoops, here comes the vicar! |
The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 121st= (2011) |
The Soundtrack Of The Dead |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Film composers, singers and songwriters final score? |
The Swiss Family Roberts - Gone |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Roberts, Robs 'n Bobs etc... |
The Vaste Wasteland |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) US TV is the theme, the artform that surpasses the renaissance, the enlightenment and even the word of God himself. According to the Guardian... |
Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Celebrities from the countries that won't make it to Brazil in 2014, or indeed any other World Cup... |
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Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 318th= (2011) |
(THEME) Yet another outing for the Norn Iron-based team, so it is... |
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There goes another one! :) |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 290th= (2013) |
There Or Thereabouts |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 407th= (2013) |