Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2014: C

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Caballé, Montserrat Born 12 April 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Opera singer, who famously sung 'Barcelona' with Freddie Mercury, which became the signature tune of the 1992 Olympics. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Muertos Ready To Die(t)

Caesar, Sid  Born 8 September 1922  (Yonkers, New York, USA) Died 12 February 2014  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) '50s and '60s comedian and star of American TV. Later appeared in a diverse range of films, including Grease and Cannonball Run II. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bazzilliant Body Snatcher's Body-Count Breathless In Seattle Death On The Rocks Doornails R Us Eternity Tours Predictor's Predictions Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn if You Die Laughter Kills Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers NoSoup4U! Riding The Jesus Train

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. Just Fade Away Riding The Jesus Train Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Cairney, John Born 16 February 1930  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor who apeared in the original Titanic film 'A Night to Remember'. Nearer My God To Thee

Calatrava, Santiago Born 28 July 1951  (Benimámet, Valencia, Spain) Spanish architect and sculptor. Winner of the 1999 Prince of Asturias Award for the Arts. Tarkinator

Calaway, Mark Born 24 March 1965  (Houston, Texas, USA) Professional wrestler known as 'The Undertaker'. RKAA34

Caldow, Eric Born 14 May 1934  (Cumnock, Scotland) Former Scotland and Rangers international footballer. The Deadest of the Dead

Cale, John Born 9 March 1942  (Garnant, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, Wales) One of only two survivors of proto-punk legends The Velvet Underground, following Lou Reed's death in 2013. Bucket O'Hare

Callaghan, Nigel Born 12 September 1962  (Singapore) Ex-footballer. Former Watford FC and Derby County winger. Brown Bread Ethnic Cleansing

Callan, Alan  Born 1 August 1946  (London, England) Died 27 May 2014  (London, England) Age at death: 67  (read death notice) Businessman, filmmaker, musician & administrator. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Callow, Simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. Simon Says You're Dead

Cameron, David Born 9 October 1966  (London, England) Conservative Party leader and Prime Minster of the UK since May 2010. Formed a coalition government with the Liberal Democrats, the first in the UK for over 60 years. It'll end in tears, not sure whose though... The Absolute Pits Of The World

Cameron, Earl Born 8 August 1917  (Pembroke, Bermuda) Pioneering actor who helped raised the profile of black actors in the UK in the 1960s. Pool Ghoul Some Of Paula Deen's Best Friends

Campbell, Glen Born 22 April 1936  (Billstown, Arizona, USA) Country singer who his just as infamous for alcohol, cocaine and violence as he is for 'Rhinestone Cowboy'. How Al Got His Zheimers Back All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead  Brown Bread Buzzards Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Spotters Zombie Dance Party Heads In A Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Living In A Box Not At All Well People I Think Might Die In 2014 United Rotting Blood Sing Your Last Song For Me Snort The Ashes  Squanto's Revenge The Grave Robbers The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Toasted Brown Bread

Campbell, Jane Born 19 April 1959  (Kingston Hill, Surrey, England) Disability campaigner, now Baroness Campbell of Surbiton. Plowing The Deep

Campbell, Menzies Born 22 May 1941  (Glasgow, Scotland) Former Olympic runner and holder of the British 100 metres record who later became Lib Dem leader, but it wasn't a great success. The House of Luck

Campbell, Naomi Born 22 May 1970  (Streatham, London, England) Maid-beater, ex-Grange Hill extra & supermodel. Third Time Unluckies

Campbell, Tracyanne Born 18 May 1974  (Scotland) Founding member, guitarist and singer of Glasgow-based indie-pop band Camera Obscura. Obscura Camera

Campo, Ivan Born 21 February 1974  (San Sebastian, Spain) Bubble-haired former midfielder for the Spanish national team. Also played for Real Madrid and er...Ipswich Town. U-G-L-Y They Aint Got No Alibi

Canestri, Giovanni Born 30 September 1918  (Castelspina, Italy) Roman catholic cardinal. Archbishop of Genoa from 1987-1995. The Pope

Canfield, Mary Grace  Born 3 September 1924  (Rochester, New York, USA) Died 15 February 2014  (Santa Barbara, California, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Actress best known for playing the butter-fingered carpenter Ralph Monroe in the US sitcom 'Green Acres'. Despite the name and the profession, she was a female character! Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Cannon, Nick Born 8 October 1980  (San Diego, California, USA) Actor and rapper who is married to Mariah Carey. Ambledown

Cant, Brian Born 12 July 1933  (Ipswich, Suffolk, England) Legendary children's TV presenter, whose face should be instantly recognisable to anyone in the UK between the ages of 25-50. Also a serious actor, mostly on stage. Coffin Fit Mourning Glory Pooil Vaaish The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Cantrell, Jerry Born 18 March 1966  (Tacoma, Pierce, Washington, USA) Los Angeles residing musician, singer and songwriter, former lead guitarist for grunge act Alice in Chains. Evergreen State Of Decay

Capron, Brian Born 11 February 1947  (Eye, Suffolk, England) Actor, remembered as the devious Richard Hillman in 'Coronation Street'. Carry On Up To The Crem!

Carbajal, Antonio Born 7 June 1929  (Mexico City, Mexico) Former Mexico national goalkeeper. One of only 2 players to have appeared in five World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Sudden Death

Card, Orson Scott Born 24 August 1951  (Richland, Washington, USA) Science fiction author. Evergreen State Of Decay

Cardin, Pierre Born 6 July 1922  (Venice, Italy) French fashion designer, known, if anything, for designing the bubble dress. Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty Dead Is Dead Dead Space 5000 Grim McGraw Jesus Jones Kendoddsdadsdogsdead Last Orders Roll Over Robbo Sick Scouser In Black

Cardinale, Claudia Born 15 April 1938  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress of 1960s and 1970s Italian cinema, who starred in some films by Luchino Visconti and Sergio Leone. Was named among one of the 50 most beautiful actresses in film history. Today she is an outspoken activist for women's and gay rights. Van Damme Cool Names

Carey, George Born 13 November 1935  (London, England) Former Archbishop of Canterbury, between 1991 & 2002. Rotting Blood

Carle, Eric Born 25 June 1929  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Children's author and illustrator best known for the 1969 book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food

Carlisle, Mary Born 3 February 1912  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Former film child actress & singer. Beauties Of The 40s Centenarians Gray Panthers Hangman's XX Obituaries 'R' Us

Carlsson  , Erik Born 5 March 1929  (Trollhättan, Sweden) Swedish rally driver, nicknamed "Carlsson on the roof" because of his habit of regularly rolling his car onto it's roof. You'd have to be Swedish to really get the joke... 20 Names 20 Sports Ikea Dead People Red-Flagged

Carlucci, Frank Born 18 October 1930  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) US Secretary of Defense from 1987-1989. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…"

Carluccio, Antonio Born 19 April 1937  (Vietri sul Mare, Italy) Chubby restaurateur behind the eponymous Carluccio's chain. Born 1937. Next Must Be UZI Right?

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. Deathglam Industries The Swiss Family Roberts - Gone

Carman, (singer) Born 19 January 1950  (Trenton, New Jersey, USA) Christian music artist and evangelist. Born Carmelo Dominic Licciardello. Guild Of Master Reapers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Golden Slumbers Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Carmichael, John Born 5 October 1930  (Melbourne, Australia) Pianist, composer and music therapist. Wrote the Concierto folklorico. Dead and Dusted 3

Carne, Judy Born 27 April 1939  (Northampton, Northamptonshire, England) English born actress, who found fame in US TV as part of the 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In' team. Was once married to Burt Reynolds (I'm sure I've written that before). Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Carolgees, Bob Born 12 May 1948  (Birmingham, England) Comedian and puppeteer. First entered the public realm in the Saturday morning kids show behemoth 'Tiswas'. He went on to do numerous commercials for Hellmann's Mayonnaise. But he's chiefly known for having his hand up a dog's arse! Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. Pearly Gates

Carr, Alan Born 14 June 1976  (Weymouth, Dorset, England) Well, there's two schools of thought here. One says he's a popular, funny comedian. Others say he is an unoriginal, utterly annoying twat. Gay-Tes Of Heaven Mad Maureen

Carr, Donald Born 28 December 1926  (Wiesbaden, Germany) Cricketer for Derbyshire & England. A Good Captain's Innings

Carr, Jimmy Born 15 September 1972  (Hounslow, Middlesex, England) Tax-dodging comedian known for his laconic style. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

Carr, Pearl Born 2 November 1923  (Exmouth, Devon, England) One half of the famous UK musical act of the 1950s with Teddy Johnson. Death For Everybody Pop Goes The Pop Star

Carrington, Desmond Born 23 May 1926  (Bromley, Kent, England) Broadcaster, almost exclusively on radio, for the past 50 years. Pop Goes The Pop Star Radio Ga Ga Gone

Carrington, Peter Born 6 June 1919  (London, England) Former British Foreign Secretary, Secretary-General of NATO, and something equally high-ranking in the UN. Black Penguins Of Doom Dance On Your Grave Dead Commons Doornails R Us Iron Lacky Last Gasp Saloon The British (D)i(e)sles

Carroll, Michael Born 29 March 1983  (Swaffham, Norfolk, England) Moronic self-styled "King of Chavs" who won £9.7m on the National Lottery in 2002 before pissing it all away in the usual fashion. Taking the Michael

Carroll, Pat Born 5 May 1927  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Actress - voice of the villanous Ursula in 'The Little Mermaid'. I Hear Voices

Carroll, Ronnie Born 18 August 1934  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Northern Irish singer and would-be politician. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Death For Everybody

Carroll, Ted Date and place of birth unknown Record label founder and manager of Irish rock legends Thin Lizzy. See You In Heaven

Carrott, Jasper Born 14 March 1945  (Acocks Green, Birmingham, England) Comedian & game show presenter - real name Robert Davis. Dead Funny

Cartagena, Joseph Antonio Born 19 August 1970  (New York City, New York, USA) Hip-hop singer, stage name Fat Joe or Fat Joe da Gangsta. Fireball

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. A Happy Death All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Buzzards Chelski Pensioners Dead And Don't Know It Die, Commie, Die! Diepod Shuffle Dress re-Hearse-als "Emergency, Which Death Please…" Gag Slow And Die Billy Graham Must Die Zombie Dance Party The House of Luck Jumptheshark 5.0 Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage Mad Maureen Nobel Laureates "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…" Owt To Stop Me Coffin? PRFT Rotting Blood Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Team Serious Effort Part 2 The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Grateful Dead The Lady's Not Returning The Politicorpses You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Carter, Rosalynn Born 18 August 1927  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Wife of former US President Jimmy Carter. Billy Graham Must Die Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage

Carter, Rubin "Hurricane"  Born 6 May 1937  (Clifton, New Jersey, USA) Died 20 April 2014  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Middleweight boxer whose 1967 conviction for triple murder was quashed in 1985. Was subject of Bob Dylan's 'Hurricane' in 1975. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Inigo, I Hope We Win Golden Slumbers

Carville, James Born 25 October 1944  (Carville, Louisiana, USA) Political commentator and member of the US Democratic party as well as science professor. Lead strategist of Bill Clinton's first presidential candidacy campaign. Die, Commie, Die! Die You On The Bayou

Cary, Diana Serra Born 26 October 1918  (Merced, California, USA) Child actress of the 1920s. Old People Smell Of Piss

Casadesus, Gisèle Born 14 June 1914  (Paris, France) Actress. Daughter of composer Henri Casadesus. Obituarynotice

Cash, Tommy Born 5 April 1940  (Dyess, Arkansas, USA) Singer-songwriter and younger brother of the Country legend Johnny Cash. Jellydead

Cassidy, Natalie Born 13 May 1981  (London, England) Actress, played Sonia Fowler on 'EastEnders' and appeared in BBC2's 'Psychoville' among others. Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

Caston, Jan Date and place of birth unknown Jersey island-based writer. Author of 'Living with Cancer - The Year When Even The Dog Got Cancer', a book on her personal experiences with cancer. Bet you there's something wrong with her... There Or Thereabouts

Castro, Fidel Born 13 August 1926  (Mayari, Cuba) Lawyer and political activist who overthrew the military dictatorship of Cuba in 1959 and declared himself leader. A Marxist-Leninist and sworn enemy of the USA ever since the 1961 Bay of Pigs incident. Finally resigned from leadership in 2008. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing The Frog Chorus Amanita Virosa …and There Was Great Rejoicing Ash Cream Bazzilliant Body Snatcher's Body-Count Buzzards Bxboy422 By Royal Appointment Aye, they're off the fags alright Catherine Chelski Pensioners Bury My Stiff Creme De La Crem Crofty's Coffin Crew David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead And Deader Dead And Don't Know It Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Deader Than A Dead Thing Drop Deadline Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death From Down Under Deathlist.net Deathpig Death Stalks United Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Dress re-Hearse-als Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Embalmy Army 2014 "Emergency, Which Death Please…" Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Falling Off The Perch The Forest Lawn Jockeys Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gazza's A Gonna Geneva Blues  George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die HackinNcackin' Researched To Death Hell To The Chief Hippoposthumous House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos I Can't Believe They're Not Deader IHNFC  I'll Sleep When You're Dead Infideath I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Johnny B Dead Jumptheshark 5.0 Kendoddsdadsdogsdead Kennedy Driving School Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! L00ney51 Last Orders Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables  Lucky Pete Weakend At Bernies Death's Vision of Grandeur Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mercarte Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Noodle Squad Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Noz4news Only Fools & Corpses Partridge As Reaper P@F Deathlist Pickett's Popped Off Picks Pickton's Pork Pies Pooil Vaaish PRFT Puzlman's Passing Picks Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) Carrie in the Nidge Riding The Jesus Train  Rotting Blood The Honey Trap Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Shuffled Off Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Sleeping With The Fishes Snuff's Enough Song To The Siren Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stairway To Heaven Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS Tentoesup The Lady's NOT for burning! The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Death Stars Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Down Like A Clown The Politicorpses The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers Third Time Unluckies Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tottering Hotspurs Wall Street Massacre Wawix In The Sky Who Turned Out The Lights? William Hague's Special Friend Won't Shed A Tear You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zombie Nation

Castro, Raúl Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. Serving Heads Of State

Cathy, S. Truett  Born 14 March 1921  (Eatonton, Georgia, USA) Died 8 September 2014  (Clayton County, Georgia, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Businessman. Founder of the Chick-fil-A fast food chain. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN

Causio, Franco Born 1 February 1949  (Lecce, Italy) Former left winger for Juventus and others, who won the FIFA World Cup with the Italian national team in 1982. Manaus Madness

Cavett, Dick Born 19 November 1936  (Gibbon, Nebraska, USA) Talk-show host in the US. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Cellier, Peter Born in Hendon, Middlesex, England  (exact date unknown) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Cerati, Gustavo  Born 11 August 1959  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Died 4 September 2014  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Age at death: 55  (read death notice) Argentine rock singer-songwriter. In a coma since May 2010 after suffering a stroke. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Cerri, Franco Born 29 January 1926  (Milan, Italy) Italian jazz guitarist. Garf Wants You To Die

Ceulemans, Raymond Born 12 July 1937  (Lier, Belgium) Prolifically successful three-cushion billiards player. Minions Of Xuleneb

Chadwick, Rev. Owen Born 20 May 1916  (Cambridge, England) Professor, clergyman & theological historian. Weed 'Em And Reap

Chamberlain, Richard Born 31 March 1934  (Beverly Hills, California) Television & film actor in both the US & the UK. Gained fame as being a heart-throb, but later admitted that he is, in fact, gay. Now lives in Hawaii. Gay-Tes Of Heaven Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)

Chambers, Emma Born 11 March 1964  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England) Actress, best known as the dim-witted Alice Tinker in 'The Vicar of Dibley'. Was also Honey Thacker in 'Notting Hill'. The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Champion, Marge Born 2 September 1919  (Los Angeles, California) Dancer and choreographer, mainly for MGM in the 1940s with her husband Gower Champion. Bxboy422 Obituarynotice

Chan, Jackie Born 7 April 1954  (Hong Kong) Actor, stuntman, pop singer & film producer. His movies are often stark raving bonkers but hugely enjoyable all the same. They're Getting Too Old For This Shit

Chand, Karam Born 10 November 1905  (Punjab, India) One half of Britain's longest married couple with his wife Kartari. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Channing, Carol Born 31 January 1921  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Broadway actress. Circling The Drain Evergreen State Of Decay  Grave Diggers Of 2014 Grim McGraw HackinNcackin' It's Time to Dim the Lights... Kentucky Fried Genocide Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Soylent Dreams Squanto's Revenge Toetag4U You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling Zombie Nation

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Charlton, Bobby Born 11 October 1937  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 1966 World Cup-winning footballer and survivor of the 1958 Munich air crash. Soylent Dreams Team John Thomas The Final Whistle Today Is A Good Day To Die! Walking Dead

Charlton, Jack Born 8 May 1935  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Wor Jackie' (actually christened John) who alongside his brother Bobby won the World Cup with England in 1966. Managed the Republic of Ireland to a glorious run of major championship appearances in the 1980s/90s. Lord Gravedigger Manaus Madness Sudden Death Tottering Hotspurs

Charlton, Michael Born 1 May 1927  (Sydney, Australia) Australian broadcaster, best known as reporter on British news programme 'Panorama' in the 1960s and 70s. The Man In Black's "...it's 'im off the telly!"

Charo, (singer) Born 15 January 1951  (Murcia, Spain) Born María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten, Charo is a Spanish-American actress, singer and comedienne. The Vaste Wasteland

Chase, Leah Born 6 January 1923  (Madisonville, Louisiana, USA) New Orleans chef and author of several cookbooks, who advocates Creole cooking and owns a restaurant named "Dooky Chase", which was a well known gathering place for civil rights activists during the 1960s. Known as "Queen of Creole Cuisine". Die You On The Bayou Life's Obituary

Chataway, Christopher  Born 31 January 1931  (London, England) Died 18 January 2014  (London, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Athlete turned newsreader and politician. Was the first winner of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1954 after breaking the world record in the 5000 metres. The Final Whistle

Chater, Geoffrey Born 23 March 1921  (Barnet, Hertfordshire, England) Character actor on British TV & film, on screen for more than 50 years. Also an accomplished stage actor. 2014: A Death Odyssey Obituarynotice Papaoutai Temps

Chaturvedi, Sudhakar Born 20 April 1897  (Balepet, India) Indian religious leader & scholar. Bazzilliant Gray Panthers Noodle Squad

Chea, Nuon Born 7 July 1926  (Voat Kor, Battambang, Cambodia) Former "Brother Number 2" of the Khmer Rouge movement, Pol Pot's effective deputy. Funeral Holmes

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. From Here To Eternity Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead

Chegwin, Keith Born 17 January 1957  (Liverpool, Merseyside, England) Gratingly jovial television presenter and recovering alcoholic. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. Buzzards Circling The Drain Geneva Blues Grendel's Graveyard Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Down Like A Clown Wayne Manor

Chesney, Ronald Date and place of birth unknown Comedy scriptwriter, mainly remembered for 'On the Buses' and 'The Rag Trade'. Before that, he was a top harmonica soloist. Born 1920. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Chespirito, (actor)  Born 21 February 1929  (Mexico City, Mexico) Died 28 November 2014  (Cancún, Quintana Roo, Mexico) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Mexican screenwriter, actor, comedian, film director, television director, playwright, songwriter, and author, creator of the 'Chespirito', 'El Chapulín Colorado' and 'El Chavo del Ocho' television series. Born Roberto Gómez Bolaños. Curse Of Fame

Chin, Tsai Born 30 November 1936  (Tianjin, China) Chinese actress who appeard in the 'Fu Manchu' films with Christopher Lee. 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill

Chindamo, Learco Born in Milan, Italy  (exact date unknown) The killer of headmaster Philip Lawrence in 1995 when aged 15. Now released. Born August 1980. Old Lags And Old Slags

Chirac, Jacques Born 29 November 1932  (Paris, France) Former President of France. Hated by most countries, but loved by his own. Geneva Blues Les Trompettes De La Mort Pearly Gates The Grey Horde

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. Chelski Pensioners Kennedy Driving School

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Ambledown Aye, they're off the fags alright Jacques Oeuf Northern Foxiles Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead There's A Shiva In The Park

Chung, Sammy Born 16 July 1932  (Abingdon-on-Thames, Berkshire, England) Former striker for Reading and Norwich City, later manager for Wolverhampton Wanderers and Doncaster Rovers. Last Gasp Saloon

Chuvalo, George Born 12 September 1937  (Totonto, Ontario, Canada) Retired heavyweight boxer. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Chwast, Seymour Born 18 August 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Graphic designer, illustrator and type designer, founded the Push Pin Studios in 1954. Life's Obituary

Chyna, (wrestler) Born 27 December 1970  (Rochester, New York, USA) Former professional wrestler, now an actress. 45 Is The New 80 Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

Chytilová, Vera  Born 2 February 1929  (Ostrava, Czech Rep) Died 12 March 2014  (Prague, Czech Rep) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Avant-garde Czech filmmaker. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Ciampi, Carlo Azeglio Born 9 December 1920  (Livorno, Tuscany, Italy) Prime Minister of Italy 1993-4 and President from 1999-2006. By Royal Appointment DeadHead Lucky Pete Mercarte I'm Fed Up With This World

Ciccolini, Aldo Born 15 August 1925  (Naples, Italy) Pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Civello, Chiara Born 15 June 1975  (Rome, Italy) Jazz pianist and singer-songwriter. Random ipod Shuffle

Clancy, Edward  Born 13 December 1923  (Lithgow, New South Wales, Australia) Died 3 August 2014  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Roman Catholic cardinal and former Archbishop of Sydney. The Pope

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  (London, England) Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. Clog Poppers Diepod Shuffle Zombie Dance Party It's Time to Dim the Lights...

Clark, Ramsey Born 18 December 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Laywer who was the Attorney General under President Lyndon Johnson in the 1960s before acting as devil's advocate for the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and Saddam Hussein. Mind you, if can work with LBJ, you can work with anyone... Circling The Drain Garf Wants You To Die

Clark, Roy Born 15 April 1933  (Meherrin, Virginia, USA) Influential country musician and the cohost of 'Hee Haw'. Still touring It's Time to Dim the Lights... Rotting Blood

Clark, Steve Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA  (exact date unknown) Tap dancer who formed a successful partnership with his brother Jack, who died in 2009. Born 1924. Breathless In Seattle

Clark, Baron Clark of Windermere, David Born 19 October 1939  (Castle Douglas, Scotland) Labour politician and former minister for the Cabinet Office under Tony Blair. Edna Krabappel's Great School In The Sky

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clarke, Derek  Born 21 December 1912  (Longthorpe, Peterborough, Endland) Died 10 February 2014  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Painter, inspired by Scottish and Irish landscape. Drunkasaskunk

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. The Blue And White Reaper

Clarke, Warren  Born 26 April 1947  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Died 12 November 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 67  (read death notice) Lugubrious actor, best known for his role in the TV detective series 'Dalziel and Pascoe'. 2014: A Death Odyssey

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Presenter of Top Gear, and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying...ahem...less nice things about him. Dead And Deader  I Told You They Were Sick! Mad Maureen

Clary, Julian Born 25 May 1959  (London, England) Camp comedian, presenter and writer. Deathglam Industries Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Clary, Robert Born 1 March 1926  (Paris, France) French born American actor, best known for his role as Corporal LeBeau in 'Hogan's Heroes'. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Pearly Gates

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Clayton, Edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. M6 Toll(ed)

Cleary, Beverly Born 16 April 1916  (McMinnville, Oregon, USA) Writer of novels & short stories for children. One of her characters, Ramona, had a TV series adaptation in the 1980's. Imgone, Solong Pearly Gates Tentoesup There goes another one! :) Write Your Own Obit, I'm Busy Breathing

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Dead Funny Today Is A Good Day To Die!

Clegg, John Born in Murree, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. Last Gasp Saloon The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Clegg, Nick Born 7 January 1967  (Chalfont St Giles, Buckinghamshire, England) Leader of the Liberal Democrats since 2007 and now Deputy Prime Minister after forming a coalition with David Cameron's Conservatives after the rather inconclusive General Election in May 2010. The Absolute Pits Of The World

Clemence, Ray Born 5 August 1948  (Skegness, England) Former Liverpool FC, Tottenham Hotspur and England goalkeeper. Tarby, You're Toast!

Clemens, Brian Born 30 July 1931  (Croydon, Surrey, England) British TV producer & screenwriter, most notably for 'The Avengers'. On The Box/In The Box

Cleverley, Tom Born 12 August 1989  (Basingstoke, England) Much maligned midfielder for Manchester United and England's national team. 20 English Eggs, One Basket

Clifford, Max Born 6 April 1943  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Publicist to the rich and famous, and to those who want to achieve both in 15 minutes. Sent down for 8 years for sexual assault in May 2014. I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof

Clijsters, Kim Born 8 June 1983  (Bree, Belgium) Retired professional tennis player. U-G-L-Y They Aint Got No Alibi

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Dead And Don't Know It Die, Commie, Die! Kennedy Driving School Let Us Embalm You Reading Out The Will

Clinton, George Born 22 July 1940  (Kannapolis, North Carolina, USA) Funk & soul musician & keyboard player, well known for his flamboyant style & hair. Bucket O'Hare

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, current Senator & 2008 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Dead And Don't Know It Natalies No-Mores

Close, Brian Born 24 February 1931  (Rawdon, Yorkshire, England) Former English Test cricketer. Also enjoyed an unusually long career (1948-77) in county cricket. A Good Captain's Innings The Final Whistle We're All Gonna Die!

Clout, Ismena  Born 7 September 1974  (England) Died 15 September 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 40  (read death notice) Another one of those successful women-cum cancer sufferers-cum bloggers. See Lisa Lynch et al. john_thomas_alerdice The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Coachman, Alice  Born 9 November 1923  (Albany, Georgia, USA) Died 14 July 2014  (Albany, Georgia, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Athlete - first black woman ever to win Olympic gold, in 1948. Latchfords Last Legs

Coburn, Tom Born 14 March 1948  (Caspar, Wyoming, USA) Current U.S. senator from Oklahoma. Died In Committee

Cocker, Joe  Born 20 May 1944  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Died 22 December 2014  (Colorado, USA) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Rock & blues singer with gravelly voice. Will this be the year where he goes "up where he belongs"? Lady Cadaver's Lover

Coe, David Allan Born 5 September 1939  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Outlaw country music singer, best known for 'Mona Lisa Lost Her Smile', 'The Ride' and 'Longhaired Redneck'. The last one seem to be a personal prescription. Amanda's Fire Department Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders

Cohen, Stanley Born 17 November 1922  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American biochemist & Nobel Prize winner. Nobel Laureates

Cole, Ashley Born 20 December 1980  (Stepney, London, England) Greedy & vastly over-rated footballer. Retired from international football in 2014. 20 English Eggs, One Basket Death Nebula 3000

Cole, George Born 22 April 1925  (Tooting, London, England) British actor, best known for his role as dodgy car dealer Arthur Daley in 'Minder'. It's Grim Up North A Happy Death Worm Fodder Dead And Dusted Dead Centre Of England Death Grips Await Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Doornails R Us "Emergency, Which Death Please…" Final Curtain Dead Funny NoNelsonThisYear Over & Out Pan Breed Psychic Hitman See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!!! Simply Dead Sonnys Suicide Solutions Stan's Specs The Final Curtaincall The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Vive La Mort

Cole, Stephanie Born 5 October 1941  (Solihull, Warwickshire, England) Veteran actress who first hit fame in 1982 in the series 'Tenko' before playing Diana Trent in 'Waiting for God'. Currently part of the 'Doc Martin' ensemble. And It's Goodnight From Him

Coleman, Jaz Born 26 February 1960  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Lead singer of post-punk band Killing Joke. Punks, Not Dead

Colley, Kenneth Born 7 December 1937  (Manchester, England) Recognisable, sad-eyed character actor. Played Admiral Piett in two 'Star Wars' films and was the mysterious "accordian man" in the classic BBC drama 'Pennies from Heaven' in 1978. Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Collins, Bud Born 17 June 1929  (Lima, Ohio, USA) Veteran US tennis commentator. People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon

Collins, Gerry  Date and place of birth unknown Died 2 March 2014  (Greystones, County Wicklow, Rep of Ireland) Age at death: 57  (read death notice) Terminally ill Irishman who featured in an anti-smoking campaign in 2011. Inigo, I Hope We Win

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Illinois Reaper Beater 8.0 Over & Out Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Honey Trap  To Die Or Not To Die?

Collins, Justin Lee Born 28 July 1974  (Bristol, England) Shaggy-haired comedian, known for his 'Friday Night Project' TV show with Alan Carr. Greatly amused the public with his dodgy relationship troubles for which he ended up in court in 2012. Deadlee

Collins, Michael Born 31 October 1930  (Rome, Italy) Apollo 11 command module pilot - orbited the Moon while his colleagues Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got all the glory of landing and walking on it. Spent over 4 days in the Van Allen radiation belts. Cashier Number 84 Please! Taking the Michael

Colón, Míriam Born 20 August 1936  (Ponce, Puero Rico) Puerto Rican actress who formed the Puerto Rican Traveling Theater in New York City. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

Coltrane, Robbie Born 30 March 1950  (Rutherglen, Scotland) Large Scottish comedian who has achieved the rare feat of making the transition from stage to TV to serious big-screen roles, having appeared in two James Bond films and the three Harry Potter ones to date. Insert Name Here Psychic Hitman

Conchita Alonso, María Born 29 June 1957  (Cienfuegos, Cuba) Cuban-born Venezuelan-raised three time Grammy Award-nominated singer/songwriter and actress. Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

Condé, Alpha Born 4 March 1938  (Boké, Guinea) President of Guinea since 2010. Afrika Korpses

Connell, Lisa Born 11 April 1979  (London, England) Woman with an inoperable brain tumour who has spent £40,000 on plastic surgery so she could look like Demi Moore. Biologically Dead Chemo Sabee Stiff & the Tears

Connelly, Tracey Date and place of birth unknown Scumbag mother who allowed her baby son to be brutually treated by her boyfriend and his brother, leading to his death in 2007. She was subsequently jailed. Born 1981. Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic

Connery, Sean Born 25 August 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actor, director and producer. Worked as a coffin-polisher before becoming the first James Bond and playing him in 7 films. Knighted in 2000. 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill  It's Grim Up North Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Cashier Number 84 Please! Curse Of Fame Dial D For Deadpool Predictor's Predictions George Lass and the Gravelings Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!) Gwynhafyr Hangman's XX Jumptheshark 5.0 Nearer My God To Thee Windsor's OBE The Lady's NOT for burning! The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway They're Getting Too Old For This Shit Vive La Mort Won't Shed A Tear

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. Brown Bread "Emergency, Which Death Please…" Gag Slow And Die George Lass and the Gravelings Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!) Natalies No-Mores Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Wrong But Right 2014

Connors, Mike Born 15 August 1925  (Fresno, California, USA) American actor, played Joe Mannix in 'Mannix'. Born Kreker Ohanian. Noz4news

Conquest, Robert Born 15 July 1917  (Malvern, Worcestershire, England) British historian and author, particularly on the subject of Russian history. Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

Conrad, Robert Born 1 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor turned radio host. The Swiss Family Roberts - Gone

Conran, Terence Born 5 October 1931  (London, England) Fashion designer and restaurateur. Last Gasp Saloon

Convit, Jacinto  Born 11 September 1913  (Caracas, Venezuela) Died 12 May 2014  (Caracas, Venezuela) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Venezuelan physician and scientist, known for developing a vaccine to fight leprosy and his studies to cure different types of cancer. Recipient of the Prince of Asturias Award for Technical and Scientific Research in 1987. OK, and now in Spanish... Muertos

Conway, Tim Born 15 December 1933  (Willoughby, Ohio, USA) American character actor who appeared alongside Ernest Borgnine in the sitcom McHale's Navy. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Ohio And Goodbye-O Sleeping With The Fishes Wayne Manor

Cook, Iain Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Guitarist, composer, and record producer , member of Glasgow-based synthpop trio Chvrches as well as the rock band The Unwinding Hours. Born in 1974. Random ipod Shuffle

Cook, Paul Born 20 July 1956  (London, England) Drummer, most notably with the Sex Pistols. Punks, Not Dead

Cook, Robin Born 4 May 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Physician and author of books on medicine and public health. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

Cook, Roger Born 6 April 1943  (New Zealand) Rotund journalist, best known for his 'Cook Report' investigative TV show. Roger And Out

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  (England) Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. Plowing The Deep Chemo Sabee

Cooley, Denton Born 22 August 1920  (Houston, Texas, USA) Pioneering heart surgeon, best known for performing the first successful heart transplant in the United States. Weed 'Em And Reap Worm Farmer

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. Lord Gravedigger

Cooper, George A. Born 7 March 1925  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Character actor who's been in everything from 'Grange Hill' to 'Doctor Who'. Nearer My God To Thee

Cooper, Ivan Born in Killaloo, Londonderry, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Founder member of the Social Democratic and Labour Party in Northern Ireland. Led the peace march which resulted in the "Bloody Sunday" shootings in 1972. Born January 1944. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. Curse Of Fame Carry On Up To The Crem! One Scythe Fits All On The Box/In The Box The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Coppola, Anton Born 21 March 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Conductor and uncle of film director Frances Ford Coppola. Obituaries 'R' Us

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. Heads In A Bag I'll Get The Oven On Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality

Corbett, Ronnie Born 4 December 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) The pint-sized one of the Two Ronnies. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs And It's Goodnight From Him  Breathless In Seattle Cashier Number 84 Please! Diepod Shuffle The House of Luck On The Box/In The Box The Blue And White Reaper Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead To Die Or Not To Die? Wrong But Right 2014

Corden, James Born 17 June 1978  (High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England) Rotund actor and comedian who hit paydirt in the TV series 'Gavin & Stacey' as Smithy. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch Obese City Ready To Die(t)

Corey, E. J. Born 12 July 1928  (Methuen, Massachusetts, USA) Organic chemist and recipient of the 1990 Nobel prize in chemistry "for his development of the theory and methodology of organic synthesis". Death is International

Corey, Professor Irwin Born 29 July 1914  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American stand-up comedian and frequent game show panellist. IHNFC L00ney51 Laughter Kills  Toetag4U You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of cult films snd encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro among many others. Roger And Out We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Cornwell, Bernard Born 23 February 1944  (London, England) Author of historic novels. Most notable for the novels on Napoleonic era rifleman Richard Sharpe. A Happy Death

Cornwell, Hugh Born 28 August 1949  (London, England) Vocalist and guitarist for new wave band The Stranglers from 1974-1990. Punks, Not Dead We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Corona, Juan Born in Autlán, Jalisco, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Mexican serial killer, jailed in 1973 for the murders of 25 labourers in California. Born c. 1934. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Corran, Andrew Born 25 November 1936  (Norwich, England) First-class cricketer and former captain of Nottinghamshire CCC. A Good Captain's Innings

Corri, Adrienne Born 13 November 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actress, best known for her appearance in Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange'. 2014: A Death Odyssey

Corrigan-Maguire, Máiread Born 27 January 1944  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Formed the Community of Peace People in Northern Ireland with Betty Williams and together they won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977. Nobel Loserettes

Cortese, Valentina Born 1 January 1923  (Milan, Italy) Actress, who appeared alongside the likes of James Stewart and Spencer Tracy. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, squeaky-clean, inexplicably popular US comic. Illinois Reaper Beater 8.0 Reading Out The Will

Cosgrave, Liam Born 13 April 1920  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Former Taoiseach of Ireland between 1973 & 1977. Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble Team Cat AIDS Welshman

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Dead Is Dead I Hear Voices

Costner, Kevin Born 18 January 1955  (Lynwood, California, USA) Two-time Academy Award winning actor and director, known for playing the main characters in 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves', 'Dances with Wolves', 'The Bodyguard' and 'Tin Cup'. They're Getting Too Old For This Shit

Cottier, Georges Born 25 April 1922  (Céligny, Switzerland) Swiss cardinal in the roman catholic church. The Pope

Court, Margaret Born 16 July 1942  (Perth, Australia) One of the top women tennis players of the 1960s. Now a controversial figure due to her views on homosexuality in the game. People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. This Is Your Death

Cousy, Bob Born 9 August 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Retired NBA basketball player for Boston Celtics and Cincinnati Royals. Latchfords Last Legs

Covay, Don Born 24 March 1938  (Orangeburg, South Carolina, USA) American R&B singer. See You In Heaven

Cowell, Simon Born 7 October 1959  (Brighton, East Sussex, England) Record producer & TV talent judge, he of the scathing putdowns & high trousers. Simon Says You're Dead The Absolute Pits Of The World  We Don't Talk Anymore

Coyne, Tom Born in South Shields, Durham, England  (exact date unknown) Ex-BBC Midlands presenter. Born 1930 M6 Toll(ed)

Cozart, Keith Born 15 August 1995  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Rapper, stage name Chief Keef. Brimful Of Asha The 90's Are Dead

Craig, Daniel Born 2 March 1968  (Chester, England) Actor, the sixth (and some might the best) to play James Bond. 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill

Craig, Wendy Born 20 June 1934  (Sacriston, County Durham, England) English actress, best known for her sitcom roles, most notably 'Butterflies'. Erith Sickos This Is Your Death

Craig, Yvonne Born 16 May 1937  (Taylorville, Illinois, USA) Best remembered as Batgirl in the 1960's version of 'Batman'. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Cramer, Dettmar Born 4 April 1925  (Dortmund, Germany) Former football coach for Japan, Egypt, USA and Thailand as well as several German clubs such as Hertha BSC Berlin and Bayern Munich, who he led to the European Cups in 1975 and 1976. Edna Krabappel's Great School In The Sky

Craven, Kathy  Born in Colombo, Sri Lanka  (exact date unknown) Died 18 August 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 44  (read death notice) Cancer-ridden Wimborne mother of three and coincidentally sister of singer Beverley Craven. Born c.1970. Died in 2014, which was referenced by her sister in a Daily Mail article so the date of death will be when this was published until we know exactly when... Drunkasaskunk

Crawford, Cindy Born 20 February 1966  (DeKalb, Illinois, USA) Successful American supermodel turned actress. Squid's Stiffs

Creator, Lord Born in San Fernando, Trinidad and Tobago  (exact date unknown) Influential figure of the Jamaican calypso and soca music scene. Born Kentrick Patrick c.1940. Random ipod Shuffle

Cribbins, Bernard Born 29 December 1928  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Actor & comedian, a veteran of 'Carry On' films. Holds the record for most story-tellings on 'Jackanory'. Recently played Wilf Mott in 'Doctor Who'. Is There a Doctor in the House? And It's Goodnight From Him Calm Down Dear... I'm Only Dying Deathglam Industries Dial D For Deadpool Carry On Up To The Crem!  Dr Who's Next Lord Gravedigger NoNelsonThisYear

Cristal, Linda Born 23 February 1934  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Retired actress. Born Marta Victoria Moya Burgess. The Vaste Wasteland

Croft, Olly Born 17 November 1929  (place of birth unknown) Founder of the British Darts Organisation. Dead And Deader

Crosby, David Born 14 August 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) One third of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and indeed one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die

Crosby, Norm Born 15 September 1927  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US stand-up comedian, often on television. Laughter Kills

Crow, Bob  Born 13 June 1961  (Shadwell, London, England) Died 11 March 2014  (London, England) Age at death: 52  (read death notice) Old school left-wing trade union General Secretary of the rail union RMT. Die, Commie, Die!

Crow, Sheryl Born 11 February 1962  (Kennett, Missouri, USA) American blues rock singer. Overcame breast cancer in 2006. Sing Your Last Song For Me

Crowe, Katherine  Born in Beckenham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Died 7 May 2014  (Isle of Man) Age at death: 39  (read death notice) Terminally ill singer who in late 2012 attempted to top the UK singles chart with her recording of Charlie Chaplin's 'Smile'. Born April 1975. 45 Is The New 80 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Albert Fish & Chips Better Them Than Us!  Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead The Don  Crossing The Styx Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead By Dawn  Dead Ends Dead Space 5000 Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diepod Shuffle Drunkasaskunk  Eejit Embalmy Army 2014 Ethnic Cleansing  Girlfriend In A Coma Gloopy's Most Likely To Die In 2014 Going Green  Going Underground Grendel's Graveyard HackinNcackin' Hide & Go Die I Drink Your Milkshake Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill  Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Misers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Octopus of Odstock Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix  Plowing The Deep The Waiting List Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce  Golden Slumbers STAB_in_the_DARK  Star Dust Chemo Sabee Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The British (D)i(e)sles  The Conqueror Worm  The Dead Certs  The Dead Cows  Sovereign-Reaper Funeral Director 2014 The Gazza StRIP The Grave Robbers The Living End The Newstreet Boys Death Squad  There's A Shiva In The Park  There Or Thereabouts Thomas Jefferson Survives Valar Morghulis Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!  Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zombie Nation

Crowe, Martin Born 22 September 1962  (Henderson, New Zealand) Former New Zealand cricket international. And My Name Is Larry! Bloody Dead Rep Brown Bread Researched To Death It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Cruickshank, John Born 20 May 1920  (Aberdeen, Scotland) The last surviving recipient of the Victoria Cross for air action in WWII. Puzlman's Passing Picks They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Cruise, Tom Born 3 July 1962  (Syracuse, New York, USA) One time decent enough actor, now a complete weirdo. Still acting, and producing a range of absurd foreign accents in films like 'Far and Away' and 'Valkyrie'. They're Getting Too Old For This Shit

Crumb, Robert Born 30 August 1934  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Cartoonist, creator of "Fritz, the Cat" and "Mr. Natural". Bob

Cruz, Penélope Born 28 April 1974  (Madrid, Spain) Actress. Besides being the first Spanish actress in history to receive an Academy Award and the first Spanish actress to receive a star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, she was married to Academy Award winner Javier Bardem and romantically connected to Tom Cruise. Mothers I'd Like To Umm

Cruz, Ted Born 22 December 1970  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Junior U.S. senator from Texas since 2013. Died In Committee

Crystal, Billy Born 14 March 1948  (New York City, New York, USA) Jewish comedic actor, whose main work these days seems to be the presentation of the Academy Awards. Reading Out The Will

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Amanda's Fire Department Catherine Dead And Don't Know It I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here L00ney51 Last Train To Palookaville Laughter Kills Live Forever With Line 5 Noodle Squad P@F Slain By Sin Tango Uniform Wayne Manor We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Cumberbatch, Benedict Born 19 July 1976  (London, England) One of Britain's most successful actors, known for his performance as Sherlock Holmes in the hit television series 'Sherlock'. Works also on stage, screen and as a voice actor. Van Damme Cool Names

Cumia, Anthony Born 26 April 1961  (place of birth unknown) Together with Gregg "Opie" Hughes co-host of the radio talk show 'The Opie & Anthony Show'. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

Cummings, Bart Born 14 November 1927  (Glenelg, South Australia) Hugely successful racehorse trainer. Toast of the Turf  Wawix In The Sky

Cummins, Peggy Born 18 December 1925  (Prestatyn, Denbighshire, Wales) Wales-born Irish actress. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Cundell, Pamela Born 15 January 1926  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Best known as Mrs Fox in 'Dad's Army'. Old People Smell Of Piss

Cunningham, Roseanna Born 27 July 1951  (Glasgow, Scotland) Current Scottish minister for Community Safety. Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!)

Cunningham, Walter Born 16 March 1932  (Creston, Iowa, USA) Former Astronaut. Manned the lunar module on Apollo 7 in 1968. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Cuomo, Mario Born 15 June 1932  (New York City, New York, USA) Governor of New York from 1983-1994. The Empire State Strikes Back

Currie, Austin Born 11 October 1939  (Tyrone, Northern Ireland) Politician, who served in both the Northern Ireland Assembly in the 1970s as well as the Dáil Éireann from 1989-2002. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Curry, Tim Born 19 April 1949  (Grappenhall, Warrington, England) Actor specialising in villainous roles such as Dr. Frank N. Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. Albert Fish & Chips And It's Goodnight From Him Grim McGraw You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Pickton's Pork Pies

Curtis, Lettice  Born 1 February 1915  (Denbury, Devon, England) Died 21 July 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Female aviator who recieved belated gratitude for her efforts in WWII in 2008. Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble

Curtis, Simon Born 11 March 1960  (London, England) Film, stage and TV director ('My Week with Marilyn', 'Cranford'). Simon Says You're Dead

Custer, Dorothy Born 30 May 1911  (Idaho, USA) Amateur stand-upcomedian and harmonicist, whose only two appearances on Jay Leno's tonight show made her a public figure and started her career as television personality. She made a base-jump at the age of 102. Other Grannies jump to eternity at that age! One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Cuthbert, Betty Born 20 April 1938  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Four-time Olympic gold medallist, sprint star of the 1956 Games. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs Body Snatcher's Body-Count Feng Shui Pig

Cutler, Jay Born 3 August 1973  (Sterling, Massachusetts, USA) Bodybuilder, who won the Mr. Olympia competition four times. L00ney51

Cutugno, Toto Born 7 July 1943  (Fosdinovo, Italy) Singer-songwriter, known for "L'Italiano". Death For Everybody

Cygan, Pascal Born 29 April 1974  (Lens, France) Former Lille OSC and Arsenal FC central defender. Obscura Camera

Cyrus, Miley Born 23 November 1992  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Sugary star of the Hannah Montana TV series and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. Now trying too hard to cultivate a "raunchy" image and has seemingly introduced the phrase "twerking" into mainstream parlance. Amanda's Fire Department Ash Cream Catherine Dead And Don't Know It  Infideath Last Train To Palookaville Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club PRFT  Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? Wrong But Right 2014 You're Dead And You Know You Are

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