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#1 Hits |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 410th= (2017) |
(THEME) Those who have had a UK number 1 hit single either solo or as a group... |
.....Norfolk & Good |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 2nd (2012) |
They nearly caused the biggest upset in DDP history back in 2012, but had to settle for second place. Can they recapture that old magic? |
...and Its Goodnight From Him |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 32nd (2015) |
(THEME) A team of Rons, Ronalds, Ronnies etc... |
12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 121st= (2017) |
Big improvement from this team last year, will they crack the top 100 in 2K18? |
16 Is The Number |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 45th= (2015) |
(THEME) People born on the 16th of the month. |
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1982 was the best year for pop |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
(THEME) They've missed out on Fat Larry and J Geils, but there's enough stars left from 1982's hit parade to make this team. |
2 old 2 date James Woods |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those lovely lasses who have you anxiously googling their ages whenever they appear on TV. |
20 Crooners Croakin' |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 248th= (2013) |
(THEME) Are this lot going to get the chance for an encore or is it curtains down? |
20 Hits No Problem |
First year in DDP. |
20 to 1: Music for the soul |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 393rd= (2015) |
(THEME) Music |
2018 Exit Draft |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 432nd= (2017) |
(THEME) Sporting heroes |
2018 Runners and Riders |
First year in DDP. |
5 Feet and 1 to Go |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 162nd= (2009) |
A Good Innings |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 24th= (2017) |
Big climb up the rankings last year for this team, who'll be hoping to kick on into a permanent top 20 fixture spot. |
A Pelican in the Wilderness |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 20th= (2015) |
A Trophy for Atrophy |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 26th= (2016) |
Formerly Plowing the Deep… |
A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 173rd= (2016) |
(THEME) Theme team with alliterative names, new 'n neat... |
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Aardvark's Bupa Listing |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 155th= (2015) |
Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 69th= (2015) |
Aber-Deads |
First year in DDP. |
Abracadaver |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 182nd= (2016) |
A-Holes |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) An amazing A-lister assembly, all assigned alphabetically autochthonous aliases |
Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 115th= (2013) |
All Part Of The Show... Right? |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 107th= (2017) |
(THEME) TV & film actors. Pass me the remote... |
All Quiet on the Westerns Front |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 133rd= (2014) |
(THEME) The western genre in film and tv. Yee-haw! |
All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 190th= (2016) |
(THEME) A theme team for anyone who has listened to Luke Bryan. |
All these moments will be lost |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Sci-fi actors, notables and all that other nerdbird stuff. |
Alliteratively Alive No More |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Alliterative celebs |
Alsdeadliest |
First year in DDP. |
American As Apple Pie |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Hispanics, Latinx and other Donald Trump-baiters from south of the border. |
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And Now His Watch Is Ended |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 5th (2011) |
Formerly Inigo, I Hope We Win… |
And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Somehow these big-name stars have never been selected on the DDP before. This team rectifies that. |
Angela of Death |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 322nd= (2017) |
Are You Still Dying, Darling? |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 45th= (2009) |
ARS-IN-HOLE |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 130th= (2017) |
Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 98th= (2008) |
(THEME) The ever-changing theme team hits upon a list of Kenneths. |
At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The World of Football |
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Ozzies |
Awarded Oscarites |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Oscar winners |
Baldy Forever |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 253rd= (2017) |
Banana's Peel Slippers |
First year in DDP. |
Bangels 2 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 340th= (2017) |
BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 254th= (2015) |
(THEME) Get ready to argue on Tumblr, it's a selection of people from the biggest cult fandom properties around. |
BBC Heaven |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 168th= (2017) |
(THEME) BBC stalwarts hoping to meet the next renewal of the charter... |
Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 68th= (2014) |
(THEME) Those who have slaved over the typewriter. |
Black Penguins of Doom |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 185th= (2014) |
Blackburn Brownbread |
First year in DDP. |
BLIMEY! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 161st= (2017) |
Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed |
First year in DDP. |
Boddies... Manchester's Finest |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 279th=(2013) |
(THEME) This team is devoted to the city of the "Dark Satanic Mills" |
Boo! I'm dead |
First year in DDP. |
Breathless |
First year in DDP. |
Breathless in Seattle |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 38th= (2011) |
Will be looking for revenge on Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops this time round. |
Brexodus |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Order, order! Will the honourable gentlemen be leaving parliament on a stretcher this year? |
Brown Bananas |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 68th= (2009) |
Bucket Of Blood |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 5th (2017) |
Ever-improving, could be the punters' choice to take home the title this time out. |
Burt Lungcancer's Bombers |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 108th= (2011) |
BXBOY422 |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 144th= (2010) |
c.a.daver |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 52nd= (2012) |
Cancel My Appointments |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 32nd= (2016) |
The Alvaro Recoba of the DDP. Undoubted talent but have they got the mentality to succeed? |
Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 122nd= (2015) |
(THEME) Those who have contributed to The Simpsons, an animated cartoon that ended in 1999. |
Captain Hemlock's Twenty |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 81st= (2015) |
Carkers Convention 2018 |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 5th (2007) |
Cashier Number 88 Please |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 291st= (2014) |
(THEME) Celebs born in the same year as Mickey Mouse, Twinkies and the World Cup. |
CENTAURIANS |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 367th= (2017) |
(THEME) Those who have lived passed the 100 mark... |
Charon's Crew |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 121st= (2017) |
Checkin' Out |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 101st= (2009) |
Cheggers Checks Out |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 83rd= (2017) |
Chelski Pensioners |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 89th= (2015) |
Chemo Sabee |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 7th (2014) |
Circling The Drain |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 65th= (2012) |
CJN |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 261st= (2017) |
Clog Poppers |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 200th= (2017) |
(THEME) The wonderful world of Pop... |
Cobbles to a Coffin |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 302nd= (2017) |
(THEME) Actors from Britain's longest running soap opera, Coronation Street. Hotpot, Ken? |
Coffin Fit |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 108th= (2015) |
CoffinItUp |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 47th= (2012) |
Comedy Cremations |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 210th= (2017) |
(THEME) This team of comedians know what it's like to die night after night. One more won't hurt them. |
Compost Corner |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 66th= (2015) |
Coughing up Daisies |
First year in DDP. |
Crofty's Coffin Crew |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 57th= (2016, 2017) |
Dai Yab'stards |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 73rd= (2015) |
Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 27th= (2004) |
Day in the Death |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 11th= (2017) |
One of the best debut years on record. Top 10 this time around? |
DDP Tofoa |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 12th (2016) |
Dead and Dusted |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 104th= (2014) |
Dead And Dusted 1 |
First year in DDP. |
Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 126th= (2008) |
Dead Continent |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 155th= (2015) |
(THEME) Our Asian brothers and sisters. |
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Dead Ends |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 9th (2015) |
Dead Is Dead |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 95th= (2015) |
Dead Last? Dead Right! |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 44th= (2011) |
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 323rd= (2016) |
Dead Skin on Trial |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A team of those who've been banned from various activities, locations and positions. |
Dead Spotters |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 13th (2012) |
Dead Wait |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 39th= (2015) |
Deader than a dead thing |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 63rd (2009) |
Deadies 5 |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 53rd= (2014) |
Death Can Be Funny |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 8th= (2014) |
Death is International |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 248th= (2013) |
(THEME) Admittedly, the theme here is "they come from countries", so it's not that strong |
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Death Nebula 3000 |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 99th= (2012) |
Death Stinks |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 73rd= (2008) |
Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 479th= (2017) |
(THEME) Rock 'n rollers, accompanied by their nan. |
Death, Uh, Finds a Way |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 23rd= (2010) |
(THEME) The daddy of all theme teams is back once again with some more choice film-based picks… |
deathlist.net |
Years in DDP: 15 Best position: 1st (2004) |
Decaying Orbit-uaries |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 293rd= (2017) |
(THEME) Astronauts and related scientists... |
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Deceased Hose |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 9th (2007, 2009) |
Decomposing Blubber |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 377th= (2016) |
(THEME) This team are ready for big boy season. |
Destination Eschaton |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 367th= (2017) |
(THEME) Philosophers and the like, who presumably all like the Shamen single of the same name. |
Deutschland verabschiedet sich! |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 218th= (2016) |
(THEME) Get the currywurst out and bang some Opus on the stereo, it's a team of Germans. |
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Devin and his Summer Girls |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) 19 lucky ladies and one man who likes girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. |
Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 27th= (2017) |
Best performance yet in 2017 for this 11-year vet. Will be looking to hit the top 20 this edition out. |
Different Gravy |
First year in DDP. |
Down Under the Daisies |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 125th= (2006) |
Dr Who's Next |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 431st= (2015) |
(THEME) There'll be no regeneration for this lot should they depart this year... |
Drollercoaster |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 6th (2017) |
Rookie of the Year in 2017… |
Drop Dead Celebration |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 67th= (2016) |
Drunkasaskunk |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 1st (1998, 1999) |
Glasgow's finest is back for the 20th time. Still a danger. |
Dumb Sum Bitch |
First year in DDP. |
Dying For Some More Points |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 268th= (2011) |
Dying For Some Points |
First year in DDP. |
Eastbourne Exits |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 277th= (2016) |
eejit |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 14th (2007) |
This Irish team comprises an unpopular technical manager working in a bleak and isolated office away from human contact. |
Eternity Tours |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 28th= (2010) |
Ethnic Cleansing |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 5th (2009) |
Everyone Falls Asleep |
First year in DDP. |
Falling Off The Perch |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 173rd= (2016) |
10th year in but still looking for that move up the rankings. |
Finbarr Returns from the Dead |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 2nd (2000) |
An old hand looking to prove he can still hang with these young bucks of deadpooling. |
Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 124th= (2010) |
Finding Chemo |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 39th= (2013) |
Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 123rd= (2016) |
Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 200th= (2017) |
(THEME) Wrestling |
From Here to Eternity |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 295th= (2016) |
From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who appeared in the early 60s cop show that gave us Everton FC's walk-on music. |
Fuck 'Em All |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 169th= (2015) |
Fucked n' Dumped |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 169th= (2015) |
Funeral Holmes |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 55th= (2012) |
Girlfriend in a Coma |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 3rd (2011) |
Gobbing On Life |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 108th= (2011) |
Going Down in Down Under |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Flaming galah, it's another team of Australians |
Going Going Gone |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 410th= (2017) |
Going Green |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 19th= (2011) |
Going Underground |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 5th (2015) |
Golden Oldies |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 333rd= (2015) |
(THEME) A vintage crop of celebs. |
GOODBYLADIES |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 256th= (2016) |
(THEME) In the international year of the women, a team that eschews the Y chromosome. |
Gooseberry Crumble |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 426th= (2017) |
Grave Danger |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 239th= (2017) |
Gray Panthers |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 38th= (2011) |
(THEME) The Living End of the Theme Team League with a record number of hits and points since it's introduction in 2011... |
Great Gig in the Sky |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) This theme team will be hoping for another day the music dies |
Grendel's Graveyard |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 33rd= (2010) |
Grief Encounter |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 432nd= (2017) |
Grief Hijackers |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 89th= (2016) |
Grim McGraw |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 102nd= (2017) |
Grim Reaper, we're needed |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Flick your fringe back, shoot the top off a champagne bottle and sneak BDSM onto primetime TV with these stars of The Avengers. |
Grim Sleeper |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 152nd= (2017) |
Gris Gris |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 377th= (2016) |
(THEME) Celebrities with, as the formal term goes, "reduplicated names". |
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Guild of Master Reapers |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 10th (2017) |
Quietly improving year on year, made the top 10 in 2017 and surely worth an each-way bet. |
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GUN Away |
First year in DDP. |
GUN Fishing |
First year in DDP. |
Hangman's XX |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 306th= (2014) |
Heading Nowhere |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 2nd (2016) |
Heads in a Bag |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 192nd= (2007) |
Headstone Holders |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
Hearse of the Year Show |
First year in DDP. |
Heaven Can't Wait |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 216th= (2017) |
Heef's Politics XX |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 322nd= (2017) |
(THEME) Get a load of these clowns in parliament. What a load of clowns. |
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Hell to the Chief |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 133rd= (2014) |
(THEME) World leaders. |
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Here's Who You Could Have Won |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 46th= (2017) |
One of those B-teams currently in vogue among deadpoolers… |
Hippoposthumous |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 64th= (2009) |
His & Hearse |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 268th= (2017) |
Hit Me with Your Best Shot |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 200th= (2017) |
(THEME) Those a bit handy with a shooter |
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Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 401st= (2016) |
(THEME) Our favourite TOTP-theme team rolls into 1982 |
House Of Soon To Be With The Lord |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 114th= (2014) |
(THEME) Politicians and their nefarious machinations... |
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How You Doin |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A bunch of celebs this guy clearly has stored in the bank for when he needs to speed things up. |
I Couldn't Eat Another Bite |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 203rd= (2016) |
I Hear Voices |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 268th= (2015) |
(THEME) Those who lend their dulcet tones to films... |
I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life |
First year in DDP. |
I Told You I was Ill |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 21st= (2014) |
Ice Dancing |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Ice Hockey |
If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
(THEME) Boffins, braniacs and other neeks. |
Ikea Nokia Lego |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 95th= (2015) |
(THEME) Will this team be glad they picked the Scandanavian model for their choices? |
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I'm Sorry For Your Trouble |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 3rd= (2010) |
Formerly If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course… |
IMGONESOLONG |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 89th= (2014) |
in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
(THEME) Detective fiction team. No shit, Sherlock... |
In The Hole! |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 130th= (2015) |
Insert Name Here |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 238th= (2011) |
ISIHAC Who Died |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 232nd= (2017) |
IT'S A COP-OUT 2018 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 353rd= (2017) |
(THEME) Will these ex-senior police chiefs "fall down the stairs" in 2018? |
It's A Grim World (After All) |
First year in DDP. |
It's Grim Up North |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 56th= (2006) |
It's What They Would Have Wanted |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 134th= (2017) |
Jane's Antique Wrinklies |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A team of old biddies, possibly all standing in front of you at the post office. |
Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 253rd= (2017) |
Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 45th= (2015) |
Overlooked but one of the DDP's chasing pack. Could this be the year they enter the top echelons? |
JoeRam |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 1st (2002) |
The 2002 winner, back once more to mix it with the young whippersnappers. |
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John Key's Choices |
First year in DDP. |
Joni Mitchell Dies |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 191st= (2017) |
Jumptheshark v.9.0 |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 24th= (2011) |
Just another American Idiot |
First year in DDP. |
Just Fade Away Already |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 248th= (2014) |
Kardashian's Fire Department |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 221st= (2015) |
(THEME) Young(ish) stars who have gone off the rails... |
Keep It In Your Pants |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those "fingered" as being a bit handsy. An ever-increasing pool to choose from. |
Kennedy Driving School |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 124th= (2010) |
(THEME) The world of Politics... |
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Kentucky Fried Genocide |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 68th= (2014) |
(THEME) Another crack at the theme team league with these oldest Oscar nominees. |
Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 14th= (2014) |
(THEME) This international football theme team had a superb 2014, winning the TTL and earning a place in the top 20 overall. |
Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 30th= (2011) |
Lard Bazaar |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 24th= (2012) |
Larry King Dead, Only On CNN |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 19th= (2014) |
The usual mix of canny picks and utter wildcards from the death-obsessed motormouth. |
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Last Gasp Saloon |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 73rd= (2015) |
Last of The Summer Winos |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 315th= (2017) |
(THEME) I'm as stunned as you that there's still 20 people alive from 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Get out of that bathtub Compo! |
Lastorders |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 227th= (2016) |
Laughter Kills |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
(THEME) It could be no laughing matter for this lot in the next 12 months... |
Lead, Follow and Die This Year |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 141st= (2016) |
(THEME) Leaders and politicians of the World. |
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Let Us Embalm You |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 82nd= (2014) |
Lidders Late Lamentables |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 106th= (2010) |
Life Flies By So Fast |
First year in DDP. |
Lived So Let's Die |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 118th= (2005) |
Lord Gravedigger |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 165th= (2008) |
Losing the Plot |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 117th= (2017) |
(THEME) Dementia sufferers, dunno why they didn’t pick Peter Falk though. |
Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
(THEME) Col. Kilgore returns with a team of Vietnam related people. You weren't there, man! |
Lullabye-bye of Broadway |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 419th= (2016) |
(THEME) Will these Broadway stars be taking the great white way out? |
Lunar Obit Rendezvous |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Nasa types who could slip the surly bonds in 2018. |
M6 Toll(ed) |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 124th= (2014) |
(THEME) Bostin' collection of Midlanders 'ere! |
Madonna's Hand Of Bod |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 19th= (2011) |
Marks and Spencers |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A right bunch of marks. And spencers. No overpriced cheesecakes though. |
Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A millennial-friendly selection of people who first found fame in the 2000s. I can't even with these AF. |
Maybe Next Year(s) |
First year in DDP. |
Mercarte |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 75th= (2013) |
Part of the ever-increasing Italian DDP takeover. |
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Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 98th= (2017) |
Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 41st= (2014) |
Mortem Omnibus |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 100th= (2015) |
Most Unique Picks 2018 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 367th= (2017) |
Mourning Glory |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 89th= (2016) |
Mr & Mrs Drummerboy |
Years in DDP: 17 Best position: 14th= (2003) |
One of DDP's ever-increasing number of husband&wife teams. The couple that predicts death together, stays together. |
Mr C |
Years in DDP: 20 Best position: 2nd (1999) |
1999's runner-up marks his record-equalling 20th year in the DDP. |
Mr. Whits wonders |
First year in DDP. |
Naked Florida Gravediggers |
Years in DDP: 16 Best position: 10th= (2005) |
Neither There Nor Thereabouts |
First year in DDP. |
Nicked but not Dead |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Most popular surviving picks from last year… |
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No More Expenses |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 146th= (2014) |
(THEME) Those hard-working, underpaid elected representatives of UK democracy... |
No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!! |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 333rd= (2015) |
(THEME) Well they've finally managed to get rid of Roger Moore, so will these Bond villains be here much longer? |
No Weddings and 20 Funerals |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 302nd= (2017) |
Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 14th (2011) |
Nobel Laureates |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 196th= (2015) |
(THEME) Winners of the Nobel prize... |
Nobel(e)y Dying |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Noel Prize Winners. That ol' chestnut… |
Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers |
First year in DDP. |
Not at all Well |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 21st= (2010) |
Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 92nd= (2010) |
(THEME) Team made up of people who you wouldn't recognise if you tried... |
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Noz4news |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 97th= (2014) |
Obituaries 'R' Us |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 192nd= (2014) |
Obscura Camera |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 313th= (2015) |
(THEME) The stars of memes old and new. |
Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 361st= (2015) |
(THEME) The late US President is the subject of this team. Who wants to meet the Gipper again? |
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Old As Dirt |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 41st= (2014) |
(THEME) Low-hanging fruit abounds with these centenarians. |
Old Lags and Old Slags |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 333rd= (2017) |
(THEME) This lot accept imprisonment in the same casual manner. |
Old People Party of 20 |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 37th= (2010) |
(THEME) People over 90. |
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Old People Smell Of Piss |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 64th= (2009) |
I mean, he's not wrong… |
Old People, Young Death |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 119th=(2016) |
(THEME) Those who have clocked up over 95 years on this planet... |
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OldPolesEtc |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Kurwa! A selection of Eastern European celebs |
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Oliver's Army (of The Dead) |
First year in DDP. |
One Century Is Enough, Madam! |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 227th= (2014) |
(THEME) A team of old, old women... |
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Only Fools and Corpses |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 18th (2007) |
Open the Pearly Gates |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 65th= (2012) |
Oscar the Beast |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 277th= (2016) |
Owt to Stop Me Coffin |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 191st= (2017) |
P@F deathlist |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 31st (2015) |
P@F only girls |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 225th= (2017) |
(THEME) Woman-only shortlist... |
P@F rap(L)ist |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) More celebrities who can't keep their dick in their pants. |
Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 24th (2015) |
Pan Breed |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 5th= (2016) |
A legitimate contender. |
Partridge As Reaper |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 106th= (2010) |
Passing of the passed |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) One of the more esoteric theme teams: celebrities this guy has passed in the street. |
Peace, Drugs, and Death |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) 1960s counter-culture figures, before they all became property tycoons and art lecturers. |
Pearly Gates |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 146th= (2016) |
Pedro's Catacomb Dwellers |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 26th= (2016) |
People I Think Might Die In 2018 United |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 17th= (2012) |
Perch, What Perch? |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 466th= (2017) |
Perfect 10 |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The stars who have ten letters in their name. Hobbled by the death of Heinz Wolff in the pre-match warm-up, can they still do us proud? |
Permanent Kip 2018 |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 333rd= (2015) |
Pickett's Popped Off Picks |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 111th= (2012) |
Pistol Knights |
First year in DDP. |
Pity Da Foolz |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 22nd= (2016) |
Plan B from Outer Space |
First year in DDP. |
Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 4th (2011) |
One of the consistent warhorses of the DDP. |
Pool Ghoul |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 24th= (2011) |
Pop Goes The Pop Star |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 268th= (2015) |
(THEME) Pop stars heading down the hit parade of life... |
Prophet's Prophecy |
First year in DDP. |
Quebec's Predictions |
First year in DDP. |
Read 'em and Reap |
First year in DDP. |
Rhys' Rest in Peace's |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 102nd= (2017) |
Nearly broke the top 100 in their debut year, will be looking to kick on |
Riding The Jesus Train |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 117th= (2006) |
Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad |
First year in DDP. |
(THEMES) Lemme tell ya something Mean Gene, these wrestlers are going to die this year and that's the bottom line. |
Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) R-O-C-K R-I-Ps? |
Rockers who Rolled to the Grave |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 232nd= (2017) |
(THEME) Another musician theme team |
Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 203rd= (2016) |
(THEME) Stars from the land of poutine, Due South and profuse apologies. |
Sad Last Days |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 310th= (2016) |
(THEME) Dedicated to those National Enquirer headline grabbers. It's all true I tell yuz… |
Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 221st= (2015) |
(THEME) The Caped Crusader, his friends and foes. Will any be staging a rapid reunion with Adam West this year? |
Satan's Hootenanny |
First year in DDP. |
Say Hello to the Angels |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 145th= (2011) |
Say Hi To Uncle George |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 166th= (2011) |
Scrubber Out |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) With the stars of adult entertainment enjoying a life expectancy similar to that of pro-wrestlers these days, this team could stand a great shot |
Scythe Matters |
First year in DDP. |
SeasideEssexXile |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 66th= (2017) |
See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 192nd= (2014) |
See You In Heaven |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 63rd= (2016) |
(THEME) The salt of the earth... |
See You In Hell |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 196th= (2013) |
(THEME) The scum of the earth... |
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Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A team submitted too early for Aziz Ansari to get a place, maybe he can be their mascot? Their very shouty mascot. |
Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 313th= (2012) |
(THEME) Stars of the hit parade. |
Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 351st= (2014) |
One of the truest team names in deadpooling… |
Shaun of the Dead 69 |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 17th= (2017) |
Two consecutive years in the top 20, big things are expected from this outfit in 2018 |
She's a Goner |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 208th= (2012) |
(THEME) Women be dying! You cannot stop a woman from dying! |
ShitLuck |
First year in DDP. |
Shorter of Breath, One Day Closer to Death |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 268th= (2011, 2017) |
Somehow managed to finish joint 268th twice, six years apart |
Shot in the Dark |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
Shovelful of Dirt |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 12th (2011) |
Sid And Marty Coffin |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 404th= (2014) |
(THEME) The Canadian children's puppeteers who sued McDonald's for pinching their act (and won!) is the theme... |
Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 63rd= (2006) |
Simply Dead |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 53rd= (2016) |
Sing Your Last Song For Me |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 85th= (2012) |
(THEME) Team of singers who had a superb debut in 2012, winning the TTL… |
Slippery Soap |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 426th= (2016) |
(THEME) Soap veterans. |
Snort the Ashes |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 203rd= (2010) |
(THEME) Singers/musicians that have led the (very) high life... |
Song to the Siren |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 82nd (2017) |
Best year yet in 2017 for these seven-time veterans. |
Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 111th= (2012) |
Sovereign-Reaper |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 44th= (2017) |
Always improving… |
Soylent Dreams |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 45th= (2014) |
Stairway to Heaven |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 115th= (2013) |
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 26th (2017) |
Stiffer Steaks |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 146th= (2016) |
Still Life |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 2nd (2017) |
An ALS-stricken tennis player away from winning last year. Has to start this year's edition as favourite. |
Still More Life |
First year in DDP. |
Stone Dead Cert |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 16th (2016) |
Sudden Death |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 239th= (2015) |
(THEME) The beautiful game. Living into 2019? Not for me, Geoff. |
Super Squirrels |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Celebrities with the same first and last initials, useful for that one drinking game. |
Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 21st= (2009), 21st (2016) |
Syndication Zombies |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 377th= (2016) |
Szaboss! |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 34th= (2014) |
Taking The Michael |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 125th= (2006) |
(THEME) Hey Mickeys you're so fine… |
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Team Cat AIDS |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 142nd= (2017) |
Long-time veterans had their best year yet in 2017. |
Tentoesup |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 82nd= (2010) |
The Anfield Iron |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 56th= (2006) |
The Babysitters Club |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) This team likes 'em young. |
The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 8th= (2014) |
The Blight House |
First year in DDP. |
The B-Team |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 7th (2017) |
A b-team that out-performed its senior side last time round. |
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The Buckley Mystic |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 377th= (2016) |
The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 45th= (2010) |
The Conqueror Worm |
Years in DDP: 14 Best position: 50th (2007) |
The Deadest Of The Dead |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 13th= (2015) |
The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes |
First year in DDP. |
The Empire State Strikes Back |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 191st= (2017) |
(THEME) A team of New Yorkers. Ohhhhh, I'm dead poolin' over here! |
The End of the World As We Know It |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 20th= (2008) |
12th year in and they feel fine… |
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The FEDs |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 379th= (2017) |
The Final Whistle |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 154th= (2014) |
(THEME) The world of sport |
The Forest Lawn Jockeys |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 98th= (2013) |
The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 16th= (2015) |
The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi |
First year in DDP. |
The Grim Grampian Reapers |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 126th= (2017) |
The Grim Reaper |
First year in DDP. |
The Heeflich Manoeuver |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 156th= (2017) |
The Honey Trap |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 306th= (2014) |
The Living End |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 1st (2008,2011,2012) |
The three-time champion and arguably the DDP's greatest ever competitor looking to put a fallow season behind him. Never rule him out. |
The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury |
Years in DDP: 18 Best position: 3rd (1999) |
The veteran outfit with the ever-expanding name. |
The Love Boat |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 8th (2016) |
Fell victim to the commentator's curse last year, but still one of the favourites to grab the title. |
The Misers |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 3rd (2014) |
The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu |
Years in DDP: 4 Best position: 130th= (2015) |
The Politicorpses |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 300th= (2015) |
(THEME) A political bent for this lot. |
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The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 124th= (2014) |
(THEME) British sitcom stars. Will they be dead before the vicar comes round to tea? |
The Right to Die |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 398th= (2017) |
(THEME) The American right-wing had a pretty shambolic 2017, so maybe this lot are ripe for the picking. |
The Rotting Corpses of the Undead |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 64th= (2017) |
The Show Can't Go On |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 211th= (2014) |
(THEME) Nonogenarian celebs. |
The Star Spangled Coffin |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) American political figures, possibly dying from exhausation of those West Wing-style fast-walks |
The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018 |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 302nd= (2017) |
The DDP's former gamerunner returns to competitive action. |
The Survivors |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
(THEME) The last of their kind, but for how long? |
The Two Blacks |
First year in DDP. |
The Whipping Posts |
First year in DDP. |
There Goes Another One! :) |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 161st= (2017) |
They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 73rd (2012) |
This Mortal Coil |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 5th= (2013) |
Thomas Jefferson Survives |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 3rd (2015, 2017) |
3rd, 4th and 3rd finishes in the past three years. Was five days from winning last time round as well. Can this bridesmaid finally capture the bouquet this time out? |
Time for you tomb |
First year in DDP. |
Time's-Up Team |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 124th= (2014) |
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) John le Carre's 1974 masterpiece and those who've appeared in the various adaptations of it. |
Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 92nd= (2017) |
A team selected by Breathless In Seattle's children who absolutely smashed their parents in their first year. |
To Kill A Gabor Sister |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 11th= (2017) |
One of the DDP's best young players, just missed out on the top 10 last time round. Will probably be a future champion, but is 2018 too soon? |
Today's the day the maggots have their picnic |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 27th (2009) |
TOETAG4U |
Years in DDP: 7 Best position: 97th= (2014) |
Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The kind of musicians who appear on those Best Father's Day Ever compilations. |
Tomb It May Concern |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 32nd= (2007) |
Train Wreck Central |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
(THEME) Celebrities with somewhat "colourful" lives... |
Trek Wars |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) The men and women who've appeared in both the Star Trek and Star Wars franchises, and as such can appear at twice as many autograph signings. |
Trojan Hearse |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 53rd= (2005) |
Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 127th= (2016) |
(THEME) TV stars of yesteryear. Will they get their cable cut? |
Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 487th= (2017) |
(THEME) Tory knights of the realm. |
Two Coins & A Punt |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 146th=(2016) |
Unpersons |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 440th= (2016) |
(THEME) Big Brother contestants. Remember when Jade was so racist she got cancer and died? |
Unusual Suspects |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 85th= (2016) |
UTC |
First year in DDP. |
Valar Morghulis |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 43rd (2017) |
Very Ill Turned Very Dead |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 27th= (2015) |
Vive la France...et la mort! |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 268th= (2017) |
(THEME) Une equipe de celebrites francaises qui pourrait mourir cette annee. |
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Waiting for Ugo |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who've plied their footballing trade in the Midlands. |
Wall Street Massacre |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 18th= (2015) |
Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 33rd= (2015) |
Watership Sunk |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Anyone who has appeared, behind or in front of the camera, in any adaptation of your favourite harrowing rabbit-murder film. |
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Weakend At Bernies |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 52nd= (2008) |
Well, it was a decent innings… |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 69th= (2015) |
What The Folk |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) I ain't ever heard no horse play music. Folk musicians make up this team. |
Where's me coffin? |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) Those who appeared in sit-coms written by the late, totally unlamented Carla Lane. |
Where's My Damn List? |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 286th= (2015) |
While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet |
First year in DDP. |
(THEME) A selection of comedians who have told the infamous "The Aristocrats" joke on camera |
Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 253rd= (2011) |
(THEME) Team of those under 50 who need to watch their step… |
Who Turned Out The Lights? |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 62nd= (2012) |
Has had a few ups and downs but is still up for the fight! |
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Widows Pick |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 278th= (2017) |
William Hague's Special Friend |
Years in DDP: 5 Best position: 308th= (2016) |
Windsor the Troll |
Years in DDP: 13 Best position: 10th= (2012) |
Worm Fodder |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 155th= (2015) |
Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 2nd (2011) |
Wot The Deuce |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 241st= (2009) |
Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 173rd= (2016) |
(THEME) This Star Wars-theme team were 2017's wooden spoon winners. It's still a prize… |
You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling |
Years in DDP: 9 Best position: 27th= (2012) |
You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! |
First year in DDP. |
You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper |
Years in DDP: 6 Best position: 26th= (2013) |
You Must be Croaking! |
Years in DDP: 11 Best position: 52nd= (2016) |
You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! |
Years in DDP: 12 Best position: 154th= (2014) |
YOUREOUT |
Years in DDP: 2 Best position: 173rd (2017) |
Zit-Wang Gorbachov |
First year in DDP. |
Zodiac's Wishlist |
Years in DDP: 3 Best position: 432nd= (2017) |
(THEME) Those born under the sign of Capricorn… |
Zombie Dance Party |
Years in DDP: 8 Best position: 106th= (2016) |
Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations |
First year in DDP. |
ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston |
Years in DDP: 10 Best position: 144th= (2010) |
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