Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: M

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Mabbutt, Gary Born 23 August 1961  (Bristol, UK) Spurs captain and a folk hero in Coventry, after his own goal gave the Sky Blues a 3-2 win in the 1987 FA Cup final. Has long fought Type 1 diabetes. Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

MacArthur, Edith  Born 8 March 1926  (Ardossan, UK) Died 25 April 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Scottish actress, most famously in 1980s daytime shitfest "Take the High Road". And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. 2018 Runners and Riders

MacCullum, Spencer Born in USA  (exact date unknown) Anthropologist, who helped popularise the Mata Ortiz pottery of Chihuahua in the 1970s. Born 1931. Marks and Spencers

Macdonald, Malcolm Born 7 May 1950  (London, UK) "Supermac", legendary Newcastle United striker of the 1970s whose career was curtailed due to injury. Latter battled alcoholism. Sudden Death

MacFarlane, Seth Born 26 October 1973  (Kent, Connecticut, USA) Actor, animator and creator of the marmite-like cartoon show 'Family Guy'. I Hear Voices

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues. Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. But he's still going... Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 Abracadaver Angela of Death Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse Life Flies By So Fast Lived So Let's Die Maybe Next Year(s) One-Way Permanent Kip 2018  Pickett's Popped Off Picks Rhys' Rest in Peace's Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . Satan's Hootenanny Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Scythe Matters Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Anfield Iron

MacGregor, Katherine  Born 12 January 1925  (Glendale, California, USA) Died 13 November 2018  (California, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Actress who played Harriet Oleson in winsome 1970s TV series 'Little House on the Prairie' Jellydead Nicked but not Dead Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!!

MacIntyre, Alasdair Born 12 January 1929  (Glasgow, UK) Scottish philosopher, although not in the Rab C Nesbitt sense. Destination Eschaton

Mack, Christy Born 9 May 1991  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former pornographic actress who was nearly beaten to death by her ex-boyfriend and MMA fighter War Machine in 2014. He is now serving life. Scrubber Out

Mack, Ted  Born 20 December 1933  (Sydney, Australia) Died 6 November 2018  (Sydney, Australia) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Australian politician, the only man re-elected to local , state, and federal government as an independent candidate. Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed Going Down in Down Under

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room TOETAG4U

MacLaine, Shirley Born 24 April 1934  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Oddball Hollywood actress who has starred in countless films, such as 'Some Came Running' (1958), 'The Apartment' (1960), 'Sweet Charity' (1969) , 'Being There' (1979) and 'Postcards from the Edge' (1990). Sister of Warren Beatty. Baldy Forever Let Us Embalm You She's a Goner

MacLeod, Gavin Born 28 February 1930  (Mount Kisco, New York, USA) US Actor, in 'The Love Boat', 'Mary Tyler Moore' etc. The Empire State Strikes Back

MacLeod, Johnny Born 23 November 1938  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Aston Villa winger. Waiting for Ugo

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). IMGONESOLONG  Naked Florida Gravediggers Syndication Zombies

Maddox, Mary Date and place of birth unknown Actress who successfully sued the producers of the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" after the make-up she was made to wear for the show gave her an incurable skin condition. Watership Sunk

Madeley, Paul  Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Died 23 July 2018  (Leeds, UK) Age at death: 73  (read death notice) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Dead And Dusted 1 Checkin' Out Going Underground Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Madoc, Ruth Born 16 April 1943  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) English-born Welsh actress, famous in the 80s for 'Hi-de-Hi', but more recently as the mum of "the only gay in the village", Dafydd Thomas, in 'Little Britain'. Obituaries 'R' Us

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Death Stinks Simply Dead Wayne Manor

Magnuson, Princess Christina Born 3 August 1943  (Solna, Sweden) Older sister of King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden. Predictor's Predictions

Maillet, Antonine Born 10 May 1929  (Bouctouche, Canada) French-Canadian novelist and scholar. Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts

Majors, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice

Majors, Lee Born 23 April 1940  (Wyandotte, Michigan, USA) Actor, born Harvey Lee Yeary, most famous as Colonel Steve Austin, 'The Six Million Dollar Man'. Abracadaver There Goes Another One! :)

Makavejev, Dusan Born 13 October 1932  (Belgrade, Serbia) Serbian film director and screenwriter. The Deadest Of The Dead

Makhubu, Lydia Phindile Born 1 July 1937  (Swaziland) Vice-chancellor of the University of Swaziland. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Makombo Bambote, Pierre Born 1 April 1932  (Ouadda, Central African Republic) First novelist from the Central African Republic to have a work published in Europe. May have died in 2016, may not have. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Malahide, Patrick Born 24 March 1945  (Reading, Berkshire, England) British actor who starred in TV series such as 'The Singing Detective' and 'Minder'. Also starred in films including 'Comfort and Joy' and 'A Month in the Country'. Fucked n' Dumped

Malone, Dorothy  Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 19 January 2018  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. Awarded Oscarites Bangels 2 Death, Uh, Finds a Way Kentucky Fried Genocide NoSoup4U! Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Say Hello to the Angels

Malone, Tina Born 30 January 1963  (Liverpool, UK) Former Brookside and Shameless star, now following the tried and tested route of bankruptcy, reality TV, pantomime and substance abuse. Unpersons

Maloney, Patty Born 17 March 1936  (Perkinsville, New York, USA) Actress, a long-time US TV regular. Trek Wars

Malpass, Tanya Date and place of birth unknown Retired A&E consultant-turned cancer blogger. Dead and Dusted

Mandan, Robert Born 2 February 1932  (Clever, Missouri, USA) Actor in a range of programmes in the US, including 'Soap' and 'All My Children'. Died April 2018 but no obit. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed

Mandela, Winnie  Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) Died 2 April 2018  (Johannesburg) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. See You In Hell

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Dark lord of the New Labour project, who served in the cabinet on no less than three separate occasions. Gobbing On Life

Mangeshkar, Lata Born 28 September 1929  (Indore, India) Veteran Indian 'playback singer' i.e. one that provides the real Hindi singing which the pretty actresses mime to in Bollywood films. Alternatively In The News Dead Continent

Mangione, Chuck Born 29 November 1940  (Rochester, New York, USA) Flugelhorn player, composer and Mega Lo Mart spokesman. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Manikan, Spanky Born 22 March 1942  (Manila, Philippines) Filipino actor who starred in the 1988 mini-series 'A Dangerous Life' alongside Gary Busey. Died January 2018 but no obit. And Now His Watch Is Ended Pity Da Foolz

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. 20 Crooners Croakin' Kardashian's Fire Department Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today Noz4news Quebec's Predictions The Honey Trap Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Snort the Ashes

Manley, Dorothy Born 29 April 1927  (Manor Park, London, England) Won silver in the 1948 Olympic Games 100 metres for Great Britain. Spirited Away

Manne, Robert Born 31 October 1947  (Melbourne, Australia) One of Australia's leading intellectuals, apparently. Presumably just behind Crash Bandicoot and one of Savage Garden. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi

Manners, John Born 25 September 1914  (Exeter, Devon, England) Former cricketer for Hampshire before and after WWII. Breathless Gray Panthers Old As Dirt

Manning, Katy Born 14 October 1946  (Guildford, Surrey, England) Actress, best known for her role as Dr. Who's companion, Jo Grant from 1971-1973. Dr Who's Next BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

Manougian, Nourhan Born 22 July 1948  (Aleppo, Syria) Current Armenian Patriarch of Jerusalem. Headless Church

Mansell, Jack Born 22 August 1927  (Salford, Cheshire, England) Former Brighton and Portsmouth defender, best remembered for a so-so spell in charge of Reading FC. Boddies... Manchester's Finest The Final Whistle

Mansell, Nigel Born 8 August 1953  (Upton-upon-Severn, UK) Former F1 world champion, probably the UK's biggest sports star at one point although you don't see him on TV much these days. Hearse of the Year Show

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Super Squirrels

Mantle, Doreen Born in Cape Town, South Africa  (exact date unknown) Theatre and TV actress still working in her 90s. Best known as Victor Meldrow's nemesis Mrs Warboys in "One Foot In The Grave". Born 1926. Apricot Crumble

Manziel, Johnny Born 6 December 1992  (Tyler, Texas, USA) Former quarterback with the Cleveland Browns, now a free agent after off-the-field controversies. 2018 Exit Draft Train Wreck Central

Maphis, Rose Lee Born 29 December 1922  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Country singer of the 1950s who now works as a greeter at the Country Music Hall of Fame. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanus, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. c.a.daver Dai Yab'stards Death Nebula 3000 Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya Zit-Wang Gorbachov

Marangoni, Clara  Born 13 November 1915  (Pavia, Italy) Died 18 January 2018  (Pavia, Italy) Age at death: 102  (read death notice) Former Olympic gymnast. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Baldy Forever Circling The Drain Dead Continent Lead, Follow and Die This Year Maybe Next Year(s) Pearly Gates

Marcus, Rudolph A. Born 21 July 1923  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Canadian-born chemist, received the 1992 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Nobel Laureates

Maren, Jerry  Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Died 24 May 2018  (California, USA) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. All Part Of The Show... Right? Bangels 2  Funeral Holmes Grim McGraw Weakend At Bernies Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sid And Marty Coffin  The Survivors Wall Street Massacre

Margrethe II, Queen Born 16 April 1940  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Queen of Denmark since 1972. 16 Is The Number Lead, Follow and Die This Year

Marichal, Juan Born 20 October 1937  (Monte Cristi Province, Dominican Republic) Former pitcher for the MLB team San Francisco Giants. American As Apple Pie

Marino, Dan Born 13 September 1961  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Former quarterback for the Miami Dolphins, aknowledged as one of the greatest of all time. 2018 Exit Draft

Marks, Vic Born 25 June 1955  (Middle Chinnock, Somerset, England) Former cricketer for Somerset & England, now a broadcaster & journalist. Marks and Spencers

Marlowe, Linda Born 26 July 1940  (Sydney, Australia) Theatre actress often described as Steven Berkoff's "muse" by critics. Also played Danny Dyer's gran in "Eastenders". Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE

Maroney, Pauline Date and place of birth unknown Mother of Susie Maroney, an Australian distance swimmer. The Love Boat

Marquez, Vanessa  Born 21 December 1968  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 30 August 2018  (South Pasadena, California, USA) Age at death: 49  (read death notice) Forgotten actress who claims she was blacklisted in the industry after refusing George Clooney's sexual advances. Hippoposthumous

Marr, Andrew Born 31 July 1959  (Glasgow, Scotland) Large eared journalist & TV presenter. Also an author on political history. Aardvark's Bupa Listing BBC Heaven

Marsden, Gerry Born 24 September 1942  (Liverpool, England) Singer, the Gerry in 'Gerry and the Pacemakers'. Fucked n' Dumped

Marse, Juan Born 8 January 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Spanish novelist. The Deadest Of The Dead

Marsh Doll, Caren Born 6 April 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress and dancer who was Judy Garland's stand-in for 'The Wizard of Oz'. Obituarynotice

Marshall, Penny  Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 17 December 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 75  (read death notice) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dead Loss Wot The Deuce

Marshall, Peter Born 30 March 1926  (Huntington, West Virginia, USA) Highly recognisable face in the US as long-time host of "drunk celebs piss about" show "Hollywood Squares". Syndication Zombies

Martel, Rick Born 18 March 1956  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) WWE Wrestler. Born Richard Vigneault Perfect 10

Martin, Andra Born 15 July 1935  (Rockford, Illinois, USA) Actress, who had a brief leading lady spell in the 1950's, before settling into a long TV career. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Martin, George R. R. Born 20 September 1948  (Bayonne, New Jersey, USA) Novelist and creator of the 'Game of Thrones' series of fantasy novels, now a succesful TV series which the Man In Black will get round to watching. One day... Insert Name Here The FEDs

Martin, Guy Born 4 November 1981  (Kirmington, Lincolnshire, England) Motorcyclist who regularly competes in the Isle of Man TT. Alsdeadliest Going Going Gone

Martin, Ian Born 27 April 1953  (London, England) Comedy scriptwriter, most notably of 'The Thick of It'. Stone Dead Cert

Martin, Michael  Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 29 April 2018  (Glasgow, UK) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) MP & former speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. Apricot Crumble

Martin, Millicent Born 8 June 1934  (Romford, UK) Comedy actress who starred in "That Was The Week That Was" back in the 60s. Moving to the US in the 1970s, she now has a niche playing old English women on US sitcoms. Alliteratively Alive No More

Martinez, Melanie Born 28 April 1995  (Astoria, New York, USA) Absolutely unlistenable quirky electropop musician, showed that women can do it to when she was accused of rape in 2017. Keep It In Your Pants P@F rap(L)ist

Martling, Jackie Born 14 February 1948  (Mineola, New York, USA) "Jackie the Joke Man", American stand-up comedian best known for his work with Howard Stern. While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Marty, Jean-Pierre Born 12 October 1932  (place of birth unknown) French pianist and conductor. Dead and Dusted 2

Masekela, Hugh  Born 4 April 1939  (Witbank, South Africa) Died 23 January 2018  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Jazz musician, hugely influential as both a composer and anti-apartheid activist. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying  Captain Hemlock's Twenty Here's Who You Could Have Won

Mason, Jackie Born 9 June 1936  (Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA) American stand-up comedian, often in the UK, who specialises in satire & Jewish humour. Comedy Cremations

Massey, Jamila Born 7 January 1934  (Shimla, India) Veteran Indian actress. Spirited Away

Mates, Michael Born 9 June 1934  (Brentford, UK) Former Conservative MP whose name turns up a number of times in the so-called "Panama Papers". Alliteratively Alive No More

Mathias, Abune Born in Agame, Ethiopia  (exact date unknown) Current Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church. Born circa 1941. Headless Church

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Last Gasp Saloon

Mattingly, Ken Born 17 March 1936  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Command module pilot for Apollo 16, would have flown on the ill-fated Apollo 13 but was removed from the mission due to fears he had German measles. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Matzka, Scott Born 11 May 1978  (Port Huron, Michigan, USA) Retired professional ice hockey player. Died December 2018 but no obit. Neither There Nor Thereabouts The Choir Invisibule

Maudsley, Robert Born 26 June 1953  (Toxteth, Liverpool) Serial killer who killed four people, three of them while in prison. Who says prison doesn't work? You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Mauger, Ivan  Born 4 October 1939  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Died 16 April 2018  (Gold Coast, Australia) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Highly decorated speedway rider, a six-time world champion. You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. Pearly Gates

Maxin, Ernest  Born 22 August 1923  (London, England) Died 27 September 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) TV producer and director. Produced 'The Morecambe and Wise Show' between 1975-77. Breathless in Seattle

Maxwell, Robert D. Born 26 October 1920  (Boise, Idaho, USA) Oldest living Medal of Honor recipient, which he received for throwing himself on a grenade during fighting in France. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. Grendel's Graveyard Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Squid's Stiffs

May, James Born 16 January 1963  (Bristol, England) The least irritating of the three presenters of TV's 'Top Gear'. Lived So Let's Die Zit-Wang Gorbachov

May, Theresa Born 1 October 1956  (Eastbourne, Sussex, UK) Shoe lover who probably wishes she'd never put her hand up in 2016 now. Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the ""Blues Boom"" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn Great Gig in the Sky

Mayberry, Lauren Born 7 October 1987  (Glasgow, UK) Lead singer of Scottish synthpop band Chvrches. How You Doin

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Abracadaver Mr. Whits wonders Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Mayhew-Archer, Paul Born 6 January 1953  (Abingdon, Oxfordshire, England) Comedy scriptwriter for TV hits 'The Vicar of Dibley' and 'My Hero'. Comedy Cremations

Maynard, Bill  Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Died 30 March 2018  (Leicester, UK) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Dai Yab'stards Decomposing Blubber Fuck 'Em All Well, it was a decent innings… Mortem Omnibus Stairway to Heaven The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Mays, Willie Born 6 May 1931  (Westfield, Alabama) Baseball player, considered one of the best of all time. Dead Skin on Trial

McAdams, Rachel Born 17 November 1978  (London, Canada) Actress, forever associated with the 1-2 punch of "Mean Girls" and "The Notebook", making her every 16-year-old's favourite person in 2004. Obscura Camera

McAllister, Kevin Born 4 March 1961  (Provo, Utah, USA) Father-in-law of "Dancing with the Stars" pro Witney Carson. Died March 2018 but no obit. Here's Who You Could Have Won

McCain, John  Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Died 25 August 2018  (Cornville, Arizona, USA) Age at death: 81  (read death notice) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 5 Feet and 1 to Go Aber-Deads  A Good Innings Alternatively In The News Apricot Crumble Banana's Peel Slippers Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Body Snatcher's Body Count Breathless in Seattle  BXBOY422 Carkers Convention 2018 Charon's Crew Chelski Pensioners CoffinItUp The Love Boat Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crofty's Coffin Crew Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Wait deathlist.net Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic  Deceased Hose Drollercoaster Drunkasaskunk Dumb Sum Bitch eejit Eternity Tours  Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Finbarr Returns from the Dead Predictor's Predictions Funeral Holmes  Girlfriend in a Coma Bucket Of Blood Going Underground Grave Danger Grendel's Graveyard Grim McGraw Grim Sleeper GUN Away GUN Fishing Heef's Politics XX Hippoposthumous House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I'm Sorry For Your Trouble And Now His Watch Is Ended I Told You I was Ill Jackie Treehorn  Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre JoeRam  John Key's Choices Jumptheshark v.9.0 Just another American Idiot Kennedy Driving School Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Madonna's Hand Of Bod Manuel's Stiffs The Misers Mourning Glory Mr. Whits wonders Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia .....Norfolk & Good Not at all Well Noz4news One-Way Only Fools and Corpses Open the Pearly Gates Pan Breed P@F deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2018 United Pity Da Foolz Plan B from Outer Space A Trophy for Atrophy Prophet's Prophecy Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Rhys' Rest in Peace's Riding The Jesus Train  Say Hi To Uncle George Scythe Matters Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt  Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Heading Nowhere Tentoesup The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018 The Right to Die The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Blight House The Conqueror Worm Still Life The Deadest Of The Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Living End There's A Shiva In The Park The Star Spangled Coffin  The Two Blacks  They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway  This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's the day the maggots have their picnic TOETAG4U To Kill A Gabor Sister Two Coins & A Punt Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead  Windsor the Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must be Croaking! Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Devin and his Summer Girls John Key's Choices The Star Spangled Coffin The Two Blacks Valar Morghulis

McCall, C. W. Born 15 November 1928  (Audubon, Iowa, USA) Country musician who had a massive hit with 'Convoy' in 1976. Great Gig in the Sky Unusual Suspects

McCallion, Hazel Born 14 February 1921  (Port Daniel, Canada) Longest-serving mayor of Mississauga, nicknamed "Hurricane Hazel" due to her outspoken political views. Ice Dancing

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Now in popular cop show NCIS. Coffin Fit I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Widows Pick

McCann, Chuck  Born 2 September 1934  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 8 April 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) American voice actor. Sid And Marty Coffin While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Alsdeadliest CJN Death To All But Metal And Dame Vera Lynn

McCaw, Richie Born 31 December 1980  (Oamaru, New Zealand) International rugby player, captain of the All Blacks. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

McCay, Peggy  Born 3 November 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 7 October 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Actress who played matriarch Caroline Brady in US soap "Days of Our Lives" for 23 years. Breathless in Seattle

McClure, Michael Born 20 October 1932  (Marysville, Kansas, USA) American beat poet. Taking The Michael Peace, Drugs, and Death

McConnell, Mitch Born 20 February 1942  (Sheffield, Alabama, USA) US Senator from Kentucky since 1985. The Right to Die

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCoy, Sylvester Born 20 August 1943  (Dunoon, Scotland) Actor, best remembered for his role as the 7th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. It's Grim Up North Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? It's What They Would Have Wanted Unpersons

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Dead Is Dead

McDivitt, James Born 10 June 1929  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former Astronaut. Decaying Orbit-uaries Lidders Late Lamentables Lunar Obit Rendezvous

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff William Hague's Special Friend

McDonnell, John Born 8 September 1951  (Liverpool, UK) Labour shadow chancellor, likes the Tamil Tigers, doesn't like Tony Blair. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

McDowell, Malcolm Born 13 June 1943  (Leeds, England) Actor who played the iconic Mick Travis in a trilogy of Lindsay Anderson films in the 60s, 70s and 80s before playing the villian in a succession of low rent films. You're way better than that, Malcolm... Everyone Falls Asleep

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. Where's me coffin?

McFarlane, Norm Date and place of birth unknown 64th Mayor of Saint John, New Brunswick. Last Gasp Saloon

McGann, Paul Born 14 November 1959  (Surrey, England) Actor, one of the four McGann acting brothers. Best known for his roles as Marwood in 'Withnail & I' and as the 8th Doctor Who. Dr Who's Next

McGiffin, Carol Born 1 February 1960  (Maidstone, Kent, England) TV panelist on inane afternoon show 'Loose Women'. Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Brown Bananas Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20

McGrattan, Tom Born 19 October 1927  (Bradford, Canada) Hockey goaltender who played one NHL game, for the Detroit Red Wings in 1947. If it gets a QO I'll give you the money myself… Ice Dancing

McGregor, Conor Born 14 July 1988  (Dublin, Ireland) The casual's favourite MMA fighter, not too handy at boxing though. Satan's Hootenanny

McGuire, Victor Born 17 March 1964  (Liverpool, UK) Husky Scouse actor, has been playing husky Scourse characters in every British sitcom for the past 30 years. Passing of the passed Where's me coffin?

Mchaffie, Jannine Date and place of birth unknown Cancer mum. A Good Innings

McIndoe, John Born 3 February 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) British singer who starred as I.Q. in the American TV series 'The Bugaloos' in the 1970s. Sid And Marty Coffin

McInnerny, Tim Born 18 September 1956  (Cheadle Hulme, UK) British actor specialising in put-upon upper class characters, most famously in "Blackadder". Now, along with every other British actor over 50, in the Game of the Thrones. Watership Sunk

McIntosh, Jawara Date and place of birth unknown Son of reggae legend Peter Tosh, in a coma after an attack in mid-2017. Cancel My Appointments

McKellen, Ian Born 25 May 1939  (Burnley, Lancashire, England) Shakespearean actor type. Coffin Fit BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock X Cobbles to a Coffin Widows Pick

McKenzie, Fay Born 19 February 1918  (Hollywood, California, USA) 1940s film actress. Blueberry Crumble Obituarynotice

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Mclaurin, Virginia Born 12 March 1909  (South Carolina, USA) American centenarian. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

McLean, Don Born 2 October 1945  (New Rochelle, New York, USA) Singer-songwriter, the man who popuarlised the phrase "the day the music died" with his seven-minute-long karaoke room killer "American Pie". Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

McLean, Jim Born 21 April 1937  (Larkhall, South Lanarkshire, Scotland) Combative former Dundee United manager who led the Arabs to their first (and only) Scottish Premier League title in 1983. Dumb Sum Bitch

McLoughlin, Patrick Born 30 March 1957  (Stafford, Staffordshire, England) Conservative MP and current Chancellor for the Duchy of Lancaster. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Hit Me with Your Best Shot

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. Francis of Arse-Easy 2018

McNaught, Ken Born 11 January 1955  (Kirkcaldy, UK) Part of Aston Villa's 1982 European Cup-winning side. Also scored in their 1983 European Super Cup win against Barcelona. Waiting for Ugo

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

McNeill, Billy Born 2 March 1940  (Bellshill, Scotland) Legendary former Celtic player and manager. At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Losing the Plot The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

McParland, Peter Born 25 April 1934  (Newry, Down, Northern Ireland) Former Aston Villa and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored both goals in the Villa's FA Cup victory over Manchester United in 1957. Waiting for Ugo

McPartlin, Anthony Born 18 November 1975  (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) Presenter and actor famed for his screen partnership with Declan Donnelly. Different Gravy

McSharry, Carmel  Born 18 August 1926  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Died 4 March 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Irish character actress best known as the gossipy Mrs Hollinberry in Johnny Speight's sitcom sequel 'In Sickness and in Health'. Born 1930. From Z-Cars to Dead Stars? The Rotting Corpses of the Undead Where's me coffin?

McTaggart, Richard Born 15 October 1935  (Dundee, Scotland) Former boxer, won Gold in the lightweight division in the 1956 Olympic Games for Great Britain & followed that up with a bronze medal 4 years later. The Final Whistle

McVie, John Born 26 November 1945  (London, England) Bassplayer, the "Mac" of AOR superstars Fleetwood Mac. Aye, they're off the fags alright Dead and Dusted Dead Is Dead Dead Spotters Death Can Be Funny Tom Petty Memorial Death Squad

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia

Medley, Bill Born 19 September 1940  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Singer with the Righteous Brothers before teaming up with Jennifer Warnes with 'I'm Having The Time of My Life', made famous by the hit film 'Dirty Dancing' in 1987. Pop Goes The Pop Star The Survivors

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Dying For Some More Points Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Meeker, Howie Born 4 November 1923  (Kitchener, Canada) Last surviving player from the first NHL All-Star game. A former member of parliament where, as in hockey, he featured on the right wing. Ice Dancing

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou…

Mekas, Jonas Born 24 December 1922  (Birzai, Lithuania) Lithuanian avant-garde filmmaker. Perfect 10

Meldrum, Ian "Molly" Born 29 January 1943  (Orbost, Victoria, England) Music critic and host of 1970s Australian music show 'Countdown'. Drop Dead Celebration

Melly, Andree Born 15 September 1932  (Liverpool, England) Actress and sister of the late George Melly. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Memmi, Albert Born 15 December 1920  (Tunisia) Tunisian-Jewish author. Death is International

Menounos, Litsa Born in Greece  (exact date unknown) Mother of US entertainment TV host Maria Menounos. Cancel My Appointments

Mercer, Robert Born 11 July 1946  (San Jose California, USA) Shadowy right-wing hedge fund manager, a key supporter of Donald Trump and Brexit. The Right to Die

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit Gooseberry Crumble Madonna's Hand Of Bod Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Pistol Knights Slippery Soap The Buckley Mystic Time's-Up Team

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Girlfriend in a Coma Partridge As Reaper

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Merrick, Doris Born 6 June 1919  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Retired film actress. Obituarynotice

Merrin, Ray Date and place of birth unknown Sound mixer at both Elstree and Shepperton, had fruitful partnerships with both Ridley Scott and Danny Boyle. Died January 2018 but no obit. Watership Sunk

Merritt, Max Born 30 April 1941  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Singer-songwriter and leader of Max Merritt & The Meteors. The Show Can't Go On

Messina, Jo Dee Born 25 August 1970  (Framingham, Massachusetts, USA) Country singer-songwriter who dominated the genre's charts in the early 2000s. A Pelican in the Wilderness Prophet's Prophecy The Choir Invisibule The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

Michael, Mick Born 22 September 1922  (place of birth unknown) Lord Mayor of Perth during the 1980s. Gris Gris

Michaels, Bret Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Taking The Michael Open the Pearly Gates

Middleton, Pippa Born 6 September 1983  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Superbly bummed sister of Princess Catherine. How You Doin

Midgley, Mary  Born 13 September 1919  (London, England) Died 10 October 2018  (Newcastle, UK) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) British moral philosopher. Wrote her first book, 'Beast And Man' in 1978. A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Destination Eschaton

Mignini, Giuliano Born in Perugia, Italy  (exact date unknown) Italian public prosecutor, infamous for his work in two of Italy's favourite cases: the "Monster of Florence" and the death of Meredith Kercher. Mary Tsoni Memorial Deathsquad

Mikasa, Princess Born 4 June 1923  (Tokyo, Japan) One of the members of the Japanese Royal Family. Death is International

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Alternatively In The News Wayne Manor

Miller, Jonathan Born 21 July 1934  (London, England) Multi-talented threatre director, actor and medical doctor, one quarter of the pioneering satiral comedy revue 'Beyond the Fringe'. Eastbourne Exits The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Miller, Liam  Born 13 February 1981  (Cork, Ireland) Died 9 February 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 36  (read death notice) Former Celtic and Manchester United midfielder who represented Ireland at international level. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before A Good Innings At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark...  Banana's Peel Slippers Cancel My Appointments Captain Hemlock's Twenty The Love Boat Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day in the Death DDP Tofoa Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Wait Deceased Hose Drollercoaster Dumb Sum Bitch Ethnic Cleansing Everyone Falls Asleep Bucket Of Blood Going Underground GUN Away GUN Fishing Hippoposthumous I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Well, it was a decent innings… Life Flies By So Fast The Misers Pan Breed P@F deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2018 United Pity Da Foolz A Trophy for Atrophy Prophet's Prophecy Rhys' Rest in Peace's Burt Lungcancer's Bombers Shaun of the Dead 69 Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sudden Death The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018  The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Blight House  Still Life The Living End This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives To Kill A Gabor Sister Windsor the Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!  You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Miller, Moi-Yo Born 24 April 1914  (Geelong, Australia) Assistant of the stage magician, Dante. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Miller, Norma Born 2 December 1919  (Harlem, New York, USA) Lindy hop dancer known as the "Queen of Swing". The last living member of the legendarsy Whitey’s Lindy Hoppers dance troop. Obituarynotice

Mills, Dick Born in Gillingham, Kent, England  (exact date unknown) Senior BBC sound engineer, who worked on 'Quatermass and the Pit', 'The Two Ronnies' and 'Doctor Who', among many other TV and radio programmes. Born 1936. Breathless in Seattle

Mills, Hayley Born 18 April 1946  (London, England) Actress, in films from an early age, often starring alongside her father, Sir John. She's a Goner

Milsap, Ronnie Born 16 January 1943  (Robbinsville, North Carolina, USA) Popular country music singer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Mimieux, Yvette Born 8 January 1942  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Once-feted Hollywood leading lady, now best remembered as Weena in 1960's "The Time Machine". American As Apple Pie

Minifie, Valerie Born 23 March 1940  (Birmingham, England) Actress best known for playing the meek Anthea in 'Men Behaving Badly'. M6 Toll(ed)

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Grim McGraw Heads in a Bag Pistol Knights I'm Fed Up With This World  Sing Your Last Song For Me  Two Coins & A Punt Wot The Deuce

Mintern, Bob Date and place of birth unknown Camera operator on the 1980 movie "Watership Down". Watership Sunk

Miscavige, David Born 30 April 1960  (Bucks County, Pennsylvania, USA) Leader of the Church of Scientology. And if you think I'm going to mock him, you obviously haven't seen the same documentaries as me. Missing Parsons Report

Mitchell, Joni Born 7 November 1943  (Fort MacLeod, Alberta, Canada) Canadian folk singer, songwriter and painter. 20 Crooners Croakin' Banana's Peel Slippers Blueberry Crumble Clog Poppers Drop Dead Celebration Going Going Gone JoeRam John Key's Choices Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Snort the Ashes The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard Today's the day the maggots have their picnic What The Folk

Miyako, Chiyo  Born 2 May 1901  (Wakayama Prefecture, Japan) Died 22 July 2018  (Yokohama, Japan) Age at death: 117  (read death notice) Japan's second oldest person as of 2016. Madonna's Hand Of Bod The Old Ones are the Pests You Must be Croaking!

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. OldPolesEtc You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Moeller, Andy Born in Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA  (exact date unknown) Former line coach for the Baltimore Ravens, career has been derailed due to numerous legal issues. Dead Skin on Trial

Moffat, Donald  Born 26 December 1930  (Plymouth, UK) Died 20 December 2018  (Sleepy Hollow, New York, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) British actor who found fame in the US mainly playing corrupt powerful figures in films like "Clear and Present Danger". All these moments will be lost

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. Complications from a Fall Dead Continent

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Death Nebula 3000 Death Stinks Departures Board Grim Sleeper Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… Riding The Jesus Train The Star Spangled Coffin

Monson, Thomas S.  Born 21 August 1927  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Died 2 January 2018  (Salt Lake City, Utah, U.S) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Leader of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints since the death of Gordon B. Hinckley in 2008. The Love Boat 20 Hits No Problem

Montague, Bruce Born 24 March 1939  (Deal, UK) Character actor on British TV for 50 years, perhaps best remembered as the mid-life crisis-afflicted Leonard in "Butterflies". Where's me coffin?

Montague, George Date and place of birth unknown Self-dubbed "oldest gay in the village", Brighton resident and a long-time campaigner for pardons for those jailed for homosexual acts in the 1950s. Passing of the passed

Montenegro, Fernanda Born 16 October 1929  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) Brazillian actress, nominated for the Best Actress Oscar in 1999 for 'Central Station'. 16 Is The Number The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi

Monteros, Rosenda Born 31 August 1935  (Veracruz, Mexico) Actress, whose best known role is Petra in 'The Magnificent Seven'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Taking The Michael

Moore, Christy Born 7 May 1945  (Newbridge, County Kildare, Rep of Ireland) Politically-minded folk singer-songwriter, one of the founding members of the bands, Planxty and Moving Hearts. Eastbourne Exits

Moore, Dorothy Born 13 October 1936  (Jackson, Mississippi, USA) R&B singer of 'Misty Blue' fame. Decomposing Blubber

Moore, Kenny Born 1 December 1943  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Former distance runner who took to journalism after retirement, contributing to Sports Illustrated for 25 years. Arthur's Theme: Oh My God I Killed Kenny

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Taking The Michael

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand Speedway champion. Died August 2017 but no obit. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Roy Born 11 February 1947  (Gasden, Alabama, USA) Handsy Republican nominee for the Alabama senate seat in 2017. Lost in a major upset and a significant setback for Donald Trump. Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career The Babysitters Club

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Moo-song, Jeon Born 28 September 1941  (Haeju, North Korea) South Korea's leading theatre actor. Obscura Camera

Morales, Pedro Born 22 October 1942  (Culebra, Puerto Rico) WWE wrestler. Robbinsdale High School Memorial Deathsquad

Morales Bermudez, Francisco Born 4 October 1921  (Lima, Peru) President of Peru from 1975-1980. Old People, Young Death

Moreland, Mo Date and place of birth unknown Member of the Roly Polys, made famous by regularly appearing on Les Dawson's TV show. Born in 1947. Breathless in Seattle Decomposing Blubber The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018

Moreno, Rita Born 11 December 1931  (Humacao, Puerto Rico)) Actress, winner of an Oscar for her role of Anita in 'West Side Story'. One of a few EGOTs, that is a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. Awarded Oscarites Where's My Damn List?

Morgan, Jane Born 3 May 1924  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Popular singer from the 1950s. #1 Hits

Morgenthau III, Henry Born 11 January 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Former television producer who turned to writing, publishing his first poetry collection aged 99. Part of the once-powerful Morgenthau dynasty. Died July 2018 but no obit. Obituarynotice

Morison, Patricia  Born 19 March 1915  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 20 May 2018  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Actress and mezzo-soprano singer. Blackburn Brownbread GOODBYLADIES  Old As Dirt

Morley, Ken Born 17 January 1943  (Chorley, Lancashire, England) Character actor who became a cult figure among the students as the bumbling Bettabuys store manager Reg Holdsworth in 'Coronation Street'. Unpersons

Morley, Malcolm  Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) Died 2 June 2018  (Bellport, New York, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Photorealist artist. Alliteratively Alive No More

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying Everyone Falls Asleep Unusual Suspects

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Morris, Jan Born 2 October 1926  (Clevedon, Somerset, England) Historian & travel writer, born James Morris, but had sex reassignment surgery & now works under the name of Jan. A Pelican in the Wilderness Devin and his Summer Girls

Morris, Laina Born 22 June 1991  (Denton, Texas, USA) The "Overly Attached Girlfriend" meme… Obscura Camera

Morrison, Dorothy Born 3 January 1919  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Silent film actress from the 'Our Gang' series. Obituarynotice

Morrison, Jim Born 11 October 1931  (Montreal, Canada) Former ice hockey player, played 704 NHL games between 1952 and 1973. Ice Dancing

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel(e)y Dying

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Rockers who Rolled to the Grave Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. Boddies... Manchester's Finest Boo! I'm dead Death Nebula 3000 John Key's Choices They're Loving Angels Instead Open the Pearly Gates Squid's Stiffs The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury The Two Blacks Wayne Manor

Morse, Robert Born 18 May 1931  (Newton, Massachusetts, USA) Actor who played advertising executive Bertram Cooper in 'Mad Men'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Mortensen, Chris Born 7 November 1951  (Torrence, California, USA) US TV sports journalist for ESPN. Here's Who You Could Have Won Valar Morghulis

Mortimer, Angela Born 21 April 1932  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Retired tennis player. Winner of three Grand Slam titles including Wimbledon in 1961. Drop Dead Celebration

Mortimer, Bob Born 23 May 1959  (Middlesborough, England) Comedian and actor, one half of the Reeves and Mortimer surreal comedy act. Perch, What Perch?

Moss, Ernie Born 19 October 1949  (Chesterfield, UK) Chesterfield club legend, scored a club-record 192 goals for them in 539 appearances. Now suffering from Pict's disease. Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Burt Lungcancer's Bombers

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. It's Grim Up North Aber-Deads Chelski Pensioners Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Death Nebula 3000 deathlist.net Departures Board  Don't Eat The Figs eejit Gooseberry Crumble I'm Sorry For Your Trouble It's What They Would Have Wanted Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Oscar the Beast The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018 The Choir Invisibule The Conqueror Worm The Final Whistle The Heeflich Manoeuver Szaboss! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Mottelson, Ben Born 9 July 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Nuclear physicist who won the 1975 Nobel Prize in physics. Nobel Laureates

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. Great Gig in the Sky

Mower, Patrick Born 12 September 1938  (Oxford, England) Smoothy actor of 'Target' and 'Emmerdale' fame. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. Black Penguins of Doom Circling The Drain Complications from a Fall DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Death Can Be Funny Predictor's Predictions Fuck 'Em All Grim McGraw Heef's Politics XX Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte Morbid United F.C. One-Way Pickett's Popped Off Picks Ruling The Afterlife 2018 Runners and Riders Spectre of Death Team Cat AIDS The Conqueror Worm The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury Wall Street Massacre

Mueller-Stahl, Armin Born 17 December 1930  (Sovetsk, Russia) German film actor. Deutschland verabschiedet sich!

Mugabe, Grace Born 23 July 1965  (Benoni, South Africa) Loving wife of Crazy Bob. Her alleged attempts to set up a direct line of succession caused the Zimbabwean coup of 2017. Deader than a dead thing

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing Abracadaver ARS-IN-HOLE Bladerunner BLIMEY! Body Snatcher's Body Count Worm Fodder Breathless Brownest Bread Charon's Crew Chelski Pensioners c.a.daver Circling The Drain CoffinItUp Complications from a Fall Coughing up Daisies Dai Yab'stards Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Deader than a dead thing Deadies 5 Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Skin on Trial Death Nebula 3000 Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Departures Board Different Gravy Drunkasaskunk Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat kids always win at seesaw The Forest Lawn Jockeys Francis of Arse-Easy 2018 Going Going Gone Golden Oldies  Grave Danger Grief Encounter  Grim Sleeper Heaven Can't Wait  Heef's Politics XX Hell to the Chief His & Hearse House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party  Simon Weston's Personal Beauty Treatment Centre JoeRam Jumptheshark v.9.0 Just another American Idiot Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte Grief Hijackers No Weddings and 20 Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us Old Lags and Old Slags  One-Way Only Fools and Corpses Oscar the Beast Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Partridge As Reaper Pearly Gates Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix I'm Fed Up With This World Puzlman's Passing Picks Read 'em and Reap Ruling The Afterlife Satan's Hootenanny See You In Hell Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Song to the Siren Spectre of Death Stairway to Heaven Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The FEDs The Buckley Mystic The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park The Grim Grampian Reapers The Two Blacks Time for you tomb Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Who Turned Out The Lights? Windsor the Troll You Ain't Seen Me, Right? You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Must be Croaking!

Mujica, Jose Born 20 May 1935  (Montevideo, Uruguay) Modest living President of Uruguay from 2010 to 2015. American As Apple Pie

Mull, Martin Born 18 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Comedian and actor ("Clue", "Arrested Development", "Sabrina the Teenage Witch") who always seemed more comfortable playing guitar and painting than trying to be a A-list star. While The Dog Is Pissing On Their Feet

Muller, Gerd Born 3 November 1945  (Nordlingen, Germany) Legendary goal-poacher for Bayern Munich and West Germany, nicknamed "Der Bomber". Are You Still Dying, Darling? I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Losing the Plot The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Munro, Alice Born 10 July 1931  (Wingham, Ontario, Canada) One of Canada's most well regarded authors. Nobel Laureates Nobel(e)y Dying Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers The Rotting Corpses of the Undead

Munroe, Carmen Born 12 November 1932  (Berbice, Guyana) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Muoi, Do  Born 2 February 1917  (Thanh Tri, Hanoi, Vietnam) Died 1 October 2018  (Hanoi, Vietnam) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Former Communist Prime Minister of Vietnam. Hell to the Chief Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party The Politicorpses

Murayama, Tomiichi Born 3 March 1924  (Oita Prefecture, Japan) Prime Minister of Japan from 1994 to 1996. Was the first Japanese PM to publicly apologise for the conduct of Japan in the Second World War. Spirited Away

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian-born media tycoon. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. Bladerunner Boo! I'm dead Coffin Fit Different Gravy Fireball Hangman's XX IMGONESOLONG Owt to Stop Me Coffin Pearly Gates The Right to Die There Goes Another One! :) You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Murphy, Ben Born 6 March 1942  (Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA) Actor who played Kid Curry in TV show "Alias Smith and Jones". All these moments will be lost

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. Comedy Cremations His & Hearse Last of The Summer Winos Most Unique Picks 2018 The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Murphy, Matt "Guitar"  Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Died 15 June 2018  (Miami, Florida, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. Insert Name Here

Murray, Cheryl Born 13 July 1952  (Liverpool, UK) Played Suzie Birchall on "Coronation Street" between 1977 and 1979, her career was derailed by MS. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. BBC Heaven

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. Bladerunner Time's-Up Team You Can't Die If You're Already Dead Darling

Murtagh, Kate Born 29 October 1920  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Character actress who is more famous as the Liberty-esque diner waitress on the cover of Supertramp's "Breakfast In America". Died off-the-radar in 2017. Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . .

Musgrave, Story Born 19 August 1935  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Nasa astronaut, one of the few people to have been into space in six different occasions. Lunar Obit Rendezvous

Mwinyi, Ali Hassan Born 8 May 1925  (Kivure, Tanzania) Former President of Tanzania, from 1985-95. Complications from a Fall

Myatt, Hugo Born 13 December 1945  (Hendon, UK) Treguard the cackling dungeon master in late 80s/early 90s kids' TV classic "Knightmare". Oooooh, nasty….. BBC Heaven

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