Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2018: G

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Gabroyan, Gregory Petros XX Born 14 November 1934  (Aleppo, Syria) Catholicos-Patriarch of Cilicia of the Armenian Catholic Church Headless Church

Gaddafi, Saif al-Islam Born 25 June 1972  (Tripoli, Libya) Son of Colonel Gaddafi, and one of his henchmen. Captured in 2011. Now on trial. Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On!

Gaffigan, Jeannie Born 9 March 1970  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA) Wife of US comedian Jim Gaffigan, who co-wrote his sitcom "The Jim Gaffigan Show". Shovelful of Dirt

Gaga, Lady Born 28 March 1986  (New York City, New York, USA) Glamorous pop star that dem kids are listening to. Kardashian's Fire Department You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! She's a Goner

Gall, France  Born 9 October 1947  (Paris, France) Died 7 January 2018  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) French Yé-yé and pop singer. P@F only girls

Gall, Sandy Born 1 October 1927  (Penang, Malaysia) British journalist and former ITN newsreader & reporter. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Dying For Some More Points God's Gonna Gettem The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Gallagher, Leo Born 24 July 1946  (Fort Bragg, North Carolina, USA) AKA Gallagher, American prop comedian, who is famous for smashing watermelons! Laughter Kills

Gallagher, Liam Born 21 September 1972  (Burnage, Manchester, England) Lead singer of Oasis and now Beady Eye, with a distinctive singing stance. Shot in the Dark

Galton, Ray  Born 17 July 1930  (London, UK) Died 5 October 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) One half of the Galton and Simpson writing partnership. Comedy Cremations The Retchid Pong of Brit Sit-com

Galyon, Donnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins, who have also done work in the entertainment business because of their unusual situation. Cancel My Appointments Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Galyon, Ronnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins. Cancel My Appointments Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Gambon, Michael Born 19 October 1940  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Actor - made it big in 'The Singing Detective' and has been in the last 2 Harry Potter films as Dumbledore. Recently popped up in 'Doctor Who'. Mr. Whits wonders Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers Permanent Kip 2018

Garcia, Dave Born 15 September 1920  (East St Louis, Illinois, USA) Former MLB coach, scout, and manager with a seven-decade career in the game. YOUREOUT

Garcia, Juan Carlos  Born 8 March 1988  (Tela, Atlantida, Honduras) Died 8 January 2018  (Honduras) Age at death: 29  (read death notice) Footballer, defender for Wigan and the Honduran international team. Diagnosed with leukaemia in 2015. Missing Parsons Report Neither There Nor Thereabouts

Garden, Graeme Born 18 February 1943  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Qualified doctor, but became famous as one of 'The Goodies', and has been involved in broadcasting ever since the late 1960s. A Pelican in the Wilderness Don't Eat The Figs ISIHAC Who Died

Garfunkel, Art Born 5 November 1941  (Forest Hills, New York, USA) Singer/songwriter, one half of Simon & Garfunkel. Rockers who Rolled to the Grave Watership Sunk

Gargan, Nick Date and place of birth unknown Former Chief Constable of Avon and Somerset, who was suspended in May 2014. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Gargan, Susan Date and place of birth unknown Wife of original material machine Peter Kay. Death Can Be Funny Today's the day the maggots have their picnic

Garland, Sean  Born 7 March 1934  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Died 13 December 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Member of the original Irish Republican Army before it changed to the Workers Party, which he became president of in 2000. Hearse of the Year Show

Garnier, Edward Born 26 October 1952  (Wuppertal, Germany) Member of the Parliament for Harborough as well as a member of the Queen's Counsel and a former Guardian lawyer, along with other political positions. Twenty Knights Dying to Claim Their Funeral Expenses Before They Die

Garozzo, Benito Born 5 September 1927  (Naples, Italy) Bridge player, one of the all-time greats. Still playing professionally past 80 IMGONESOLONG

Garr, Teri Born 11 December 1944  (Lakewood, Ohio, USA) US film & TV star, now battling MS. Banana's Peel Slippers Open the Pearly Gates People I Think Might Die In 2018 United

Garrett, Leif Born 8 November 1961  (Hollywood, California, USA) Former teen actor & singing star, who has fallen on hard times with a number of drink & drugs related mishaps. Maybe Next Year(s) The Deadest Of The Dead

Garrod, Rex Date and place of birth unknown British inventor, designed some of the most successful competitors in the original "Robot Wars" as well as the giant car in kids' TV mediocrity "Brum". You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Garside, KatieJane Born 6 July 1968  (Buckrose, UK) Frontwoman of Daisy Chainsaw and Queenadrena, who helped bring noise rock to a British indie audience. Chemo Sabee

Gascoigne, Paul Born 27 May 1967  (Gateshead, Co Durham, England) Flawed genius of the football field, who played for Newcastle United, Spurs, Lazio, Rangers and of course England, when he wasn't busy boozing and/or crying. On and off the wagon constantly. 2018 Exit Draft  Aardvark's Bupa Listing At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Baldy Forever BLIMEY! Brownest Bread  CJN Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Dai Yab'stards Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Last? Dead Right! Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Checkin' Out Don't Eat The Figs Eastbourne Exits Everyone Falls Asleep Falling Off The Perch God's Gonna Gettem Going Green Grendel's Graveyard  Heaven Can't Wait I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead IMGONESOLONG Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party They're Loving Angels Instead Life Flies By So Fast Morbid United F.C. Mourning Glory Open the Pearly Gates Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Perch, What Perch? I'm Fed Up With This World Burt Lungcancer's Bombers SeasideEssexXile See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya Shaun of the Dead 69 Shot in the Dark Song to the Siren Stiffer Steaks Sudden Death Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The FEDs The Buckley Mystic The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury There's A Shiva In The Park The Grim Grampian Reapers Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Who Turned Out The Lights? You Must be Croaking! YOUREOUT Zombie Nation

Gascoine, Jill Born 11 April 1937  (Lambeth, London, England) Actress in 'The Onedin Line' and novelist. It's Grim Up North Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead All Part Of The Show... Right? Banana's Peel Slippers Breathless in Seattle Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Loss Drunkasaskunk Dying For Some More Points God's Gonna Gettem Grief Encounter I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse It's What They Would Have Wanted John Key's Choices They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Last Gasp Saloon Losing the Plot Madonna's Hand Of Bod Mourning Glory  Grief Hijackers .....Norfolk & Good One-Way Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Permanent Kip 2018 Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Scythe Matters Shovelful of Dirt Simply Dead Song to the Siren Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Sunday Supplement's Premature Review of 2018 The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Team With No Name The Grim Grampian Reapers The Two Blacks Tomb It May Concern Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Gates, Bill Born 28 October 1951  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Absurdly rich and much-vilified chairman of Microsoft. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?

Gates, David Born 11 December 1940  (Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA) American singer-songwriter, musician and producer, best known as the co-lead singer of the group Bread. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Gatiss, Mark Born 17 October 1966  (Sedgefield, County Durham, England) Comedian, actor and writer who emerged in the late 1990s with the comedy group 'The League of Gentlemen' before embarking on a successful solo career. Marks and Spencers

Gaunt, William Born 3 April 1937  (Pudsey, UK) Long-time TV actor, most famously as one of the three super-agents in 60s sci-fi thriller "The Champions". Grim Reaper, we're needed

Gavin, John  Born 8 April 1931  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 9 February 2018  (Beverley Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Actor, best known for his role as Janet Leigh's boyfriend in 'Psycho'. IMGONESOLONG

Gaynor, Gloria Born 7 September 1949  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) R & B singer who enjoyed great success in the 1970s with hits such as 'I Will Survive' and 'Never Can Say Goodbye', making her something of a gay icon. Super Squirrels

Gaynor, Mitzi Born 4 September 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hollywood singer and dancer of the 1950s. Was the second musical guest on the night of The Beatles' debut appearance on 'The Ed Sullivan Show'. Jane's Antique Wrinklies

Gayson, Eunice  Born 17 March 1928  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Died 8 June 2018  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Actress, Sylvia Trench in James Bond - who was the girlfriend to Bond in the first two movies of the franchise. Last Gasp Saloon

Gehry, Frank Born 28 February 1929  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian-born American architect, whose works are cited as being among the most important works of contemporary architecture in the 2010 World Architecture Survey, which led Vanity Fair to label him as "the most important architect of our age". Whitehouse

Geiberger, Al Born 1 September 1937  (Red Bluff, California, USA) Golfer, the first to hit a score of 59 in a PGA Tour. A different hole-in-one came when his colon was removed in 1980. In The Hole!

Geko, (MC) Date and place of birth unknown Grime MC who says he has skin cancer. Some grime blogs are more sceptical…. P@F deathlist

Geldof, Bob Born 5 October 1951  (Dun Laoghaire, Republic of Ireland) Former Boomtown Rats front man turned shouty, sweary Live Aid and Live 8 organiser. Has been looking even rougher than usual of late, which certainly takes some doing. Passing of the passed

Geller, Uri Born 20 December 1946  (Tel Aviv, Israel) Spoon-bending friend of the late Michael Jackson. Gobbing On Life

Gell-Mann, Murray Born 15 September 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) Nobel Prize-winning physicist. Nobel Laureates

Gento, Francisco Born 21 October 1933  (Guarnizo, Spain) Legendary footballer for Real Madrid. Won 6 European Cup winners medals. Kicking Buckets Instead of Balls

George, Barry Born 15 April 1960  (Hammersmith, London, England) Accused, but subsquently cleared of killing TV presenter Jill Dando in 1999. Old Lags and Old Slags

George, Bobby Born 16 February 1945  (Manor Park, East London, England) Cockney darts player. The only person in the world who wears more jewellery than Michael Carroll. Abracadaver eejit Funeral Holmes I'll Sleep When You're Dead The Honey Trap

George, Boy Born 14 June 1961  (Eltham, Kent, England) Cross-dressing lead singer of Culture Club and later solo artist, born George Alan O'Dowd. Going Going Gone Lived So Let's Die Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers Old Lags and Old Slags The Honey Trap Song to the Siren

George, Brian Born 1 July 1952  (Jerusalem, Israel) Veteran TV sitcom regular, perhaps best remembered as restaurateur Babu Bhatt in "Seinfeld". Trek Wars

George, Elizabeth Born 26 February 1949  (Warren, Ohio, USA) American author of the British-based 'Inspector Lynley' detective novels. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Gerard, Gil Born 23 January 1943  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Star of 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Also got to flirt with Erin Gray, the lucky ol' dog. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Gerneth, Gustav Born 15 October 1905  (Szczecin, Poland) Germany's oldest resident as of the start of 2018. Still able to climb the stairs aged 112, apparently. The Old Ones are the Pests

Ghomeshi, Jian Born 9 June 1967  (London, England) Canadian radio host and interview whose career got derailed by numerous sexual assault allegations in the mid 2010s. Dead Skin on Trial

Gibb, Barry Born 1 September 1946  (Douglas, Isle of Man) The eldest of the Bee Gees. The last one standing… God's Gonna Gettem Nose Eye's Coffin Fillers The Survivors

Gibbons, Billy Born 16 December 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) AKA "Reverend Willie G", the guitarist in ZZ Top. 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Gibson, Delphine  Born 17 August 1903  (South Carolina, USA) Died 9 May 2018  (Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, USA) Age at death: 114  (read death notice) Oldest citizen of the USA as of the start of 2018. The Old Ones are the Pests

Gibson, Graeme Born 9 August 1934  (London, Canada) Canadian novellist, long-time partner of Margaret Atwood. Predictor's Predictions

Gibson, Julie Born 6 September 1913  (Lewiston, Idaho, USA) American former singer and actress who had a prolific film career during the 1940s. CENTAURIANS Obituarynotice

Gilan, Yvonne  Born 12 October 1931  (London, England) Died 14 June 2018  (London, UK) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) TV actress. Best remembered for playing a French antiques dealer who tipsily flirted with Basil Fawlty in an episode of 'Fawlty Towers'. Meeester Faaawltee! From Z-Cars to Dead Stars?

Gilbert, Greg Date and place of birth unknown Frontman for indie-band Delays. Born 1977. Alternatively In The News Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Cancel My Appointments Aye, they're off the fags alright Charon's Crew Clog Poppers Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Darling Did You Forget to Take a Breath? Day in the Death Dead Ends Dead Wait Deceased Hose Drollercoaster eejit Ethnic Cleansing Girlfriend in a Coma  God's Gonna Gettem Going Green Guild of Master Reapers GUN Away GUN Fishing 20 Hits No Problem I'm Sorry For Your Trouble And Now His Watch Is Ended Jellydead Finding Chemo Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Life Flies By So Fast Weakend At Bernies The Misers Nicked but not Dead .....Norfolk & Good Only Fools and Corpses Pan Breed P@F deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2018 United A Trophy for Atrophy Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20  SeasideEssexXile Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful of Dirt Chemo Sabee Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Choir Invisibule Still Life Sovereign-Reaper The Grateful Dead The Living End The Team With No Name This Mortal Coil  Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's the day the maggots have their picnic To Kill A Gabor Sister  Very Ill Turned Very Dead Wall Street Massacre Windsor the Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must be Croaking! Zsa Zsa's Funeral Invitations

Gilbert, Lewis  Born 6 March 1920  (London, England) Died 23 February 2018  (Monaco) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) English film director, producer & screenwriter, notably of both war films and three James Bond movies. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour

Gillespie, Robert Born 9 November 1933  (Lille, France) Veteran actor on British TV, in comic and serious roles. In recent years, he returned to his first love of the stage. Trojan Hearse

Gillis, Ann Born 12 February 1927  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Actress. Last survivor of 1939 film 'Beau Geste'. Died January 2018 but no obit. I Hear Voices

Gilot, Francoise Born 26 November 1921  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French painter and muse to the legendary Pablo Picasso. Fireball

Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Born 15 March 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to be elected to the United States Supreme Court. 5 Feet and 1 to Go Bladerunner Death Can Be Funny God's Gonna Gettem Just another American Idiot Kennedy Driving School Mr C Open the Pearly Gates Say Hi To Uncle George The End of the World As We Know It The Star Spangled Coffin

Giri, Tulsi Born 26 September 1926  (Siraha District, Nepal) Three-time Prime Minister of Nepal and one of the few Jehovah's Witnesses to ever be a head of state. Died December 2018 but no obit. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Giscard D'Estaing, Valery Born 2 February 1926  (Koblenz, Germany) President of France from 1974-81. Academie des Morts Fireball God's Gonna Gettem Golden Oldies Hell to the Chief Lead, Follow and Die This Year Mercarte Pool Ghoul Ruling The Afterlife Vive la France...et la mort! Wayne Manor Whitehouse

Gitlin, Todd Born 6 January 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Sociologist and intellectual, a key figure in anti-Vietnam War protests during the 1960s who has criticised subsequent generations' handling of left-wing politics. Peace, Drugs, and Death

Gleason, Steve Born 19 March 1977  (Spokane, Washington, USA) Former American footballer, who is now suffering from ALS. Compost Corner Dead Ends Jackie Treehorn Finding Chemo Nicked but not Dead .....Norfolk & Good SeasideEssexXile The Heeflich Manoeuver The Team With No Name The Whipping Posts Wall Street Massacre

Glenn, Glen Born 24 October 1934  (Joplin, Missouri, USA) Rockabilly singer/songwriter whose career started in the 1950s and ended in late 2015 due to health reasons. Gris Gris

Glitter, Gary Born 8 May 1944  (Banbury, Oxfordshire, England) 1970s glam rocker who was jailed in 1999 for possession of hardcore child porn. "Do you wanna be in my gang?" Er...we'll give it a miss, thanks, Gary. Alliteratively Alive No More God's Gonna Gettem Morbid United F.C. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Old Lags and Old Slags Old People Smell Of Piss Rock and Roll will Never Die . . . except for . . . Sex Ed On How To Ruin Your Career Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Babysitters Club

Glock, Gaston Born 19 July 1929  (Vienna, Austria) Found of the firearms company Glock, who didn't start designing guns until he was well into his 50s. Well, it's something to do… A. Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Lard Bazaar Valar Morghulis

Glover, Bruce Born 2 May 1932  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor - played the camp assassin Mr Wint in the 1971 James Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!!

Glover, Crispin Born 20 April 1964  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor best known for his role as the feckless George McFly in the 1980s classic 'Back to the Future'. Kardashian's Fire Department

Glover, Julian Born 27 March 1935  (London, England) Reknowned actor who's appeared on stage, screen and tv and is an aluminous of the 'Star Wars, 'James Bond' and 'Doctor Who' series. Death Nebula 3000 Grim Reaper, we're needed No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!! Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Goalby, Bob Born 14 March 1929  (Belleville, Illinois, USA) Golfer who won the 1968 PGA Masters due to an incorrectly filled-in scorecard. In The Hole!

Godard, Jean-Luc Born 3 December 1930  (Paris, France) Acclaimed French film director from the "New Wave" school of film-making. Cashier Number 88 Please Vive la France...et la mort!

Goddard, Liza Born 20 January 1950  (Smethwick, West Midlands, England) Despite her roles in countless kids' TV series, still best known for being the female team captain on 'Give Us A Clue' for years. Fucked n' Dumped

Godot, Gal Born 30 April 1985  (Petah Tikva, Israel) Former Miss Israel who, thanks to the Wonder Woman franchise, is now a legit Hollywood A-lister. How You Doin

Godwin, Tim Date and place of birth unknown Senior British police officer, and former Deputy Commissioner of London's Metropolitan Police Service, having served from 2009-2011. IT'S A COP-OUT 2018

Goldberg, Denis Born 11 April 1933  (Cape Town, South Africa) Anti-apartheid activist, the only white person convicted at the 1964 maxi-trial that saw Nelson Mandela imprisoned. Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed Carkers Convention 2018 Drollercoaster Faster Than A Dead Horse House Of Soon To Be With The Lord And Now His Watch Is Ended The B-Team The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Living End

Goldblum, Jeff Born 22 October 1952  (West Homestead, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor with a sense of his own absurdity, dominated the box office in the mid 90s and still has his fans now. Alsdeadliest

Goldman, Grant Born 3 February 1950  (place of birth unknown) Veteran Australian radio DJ and TV continuity announcer. Going Down in Down Under

Goldman, William  Born 12 August 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 16 November 2018  (Manhattan, New York, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Leading Hollywood screenwriter - "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "Heat", "The Princess Bride" and much more. And Yet You Had Space for Sinead O'Connor

Golpayegani, Lotfollah Safi Born 20 February 1919  (Golpaygan, Iran) Iranian cleric. Death is International

Gonzalez, Jose Born 31 July 1978  (Gothenburg, Sweden) Swedish indie folkster whose 2006 cover of The Knife's "Heartbeats" made listening to the radio unbearable for six months. What The Folk

Goodman, Len Born 25 April 1944  (Bethnal Green, London, England) Ballroom dancer, best known as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing with the Stars. Known for shouting out "Seven" in a particularly strange way. Pearly Gates

Goodwin, Vanessa  Born 22 April 1969  (Hobart, Australia) Died 3 March 2018  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Age at death: 48  (read death notice) Australian politician, represented Pembroke for the Liberal Party until ill health forced her resignation in 2017. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi  Day in the Death Deceased Hose Devin and his Summer Girls Bucket Of Blood Going Down in Down Under Going Underground GUN Away GUN Fishing Heef's Politics XX   I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Pan Breed Pity Da Foolz Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Spirited Away  Heading Nowhere The B-Team Still Life The Good, The Bad and Steve Buscemi The Living End To Kill A Gabor Sister

Goodyear, Julie Born 29 March 1942  (Heywood, Lancashire, England) Gobby Northern actress who played Bet Lynch in 'Coronation Street' for 25 years. Apricot Crumble Slippery Soap Cobbles to a Coffin Unpersons

Gooley, Mike Born 13 October 1936  (place of birth unknown) Co-founder and Chairman of the Trailfinders travel agency company. Gobbing On Life

Gorbachev, Mikhail Born 2 March 1931  (Privolnoye, Stavropol, Russia) Joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union in 1952, rising steadily to become its General Secretary from 1985-91 and President of the USSR from 1990-91. Has a map of Italy tattooed on his head for some reason. Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Blueberry Crumble Boo! I'm dead Death Stinks Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Departures Board Fuck 'Em All Grim McGraw Zombie Dance Party Kennedy Driving School Mr. Whits wonders Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou… OldPolesEtc Ruling The Afterlife Shorter of Breath, One Day Closer to Death Sid And Marty Coffin The FEDs Wayne Manor

Gordon, Billi Born 2 September 1954  (Dowagiac, Michigan, USA) Corpulent neuroscientist whose studies naturally focus on obesity. Formerly a comic actor and greeting card model. Well a man's gotta earn a wage… Died February 2018 but no obit. Decomposing Blubber

Gordon, Hannah Born 9 April 1941  (Edinburgh, UK) Scottish actress, perhaps forever remembered as the woman who killed Victor Meldrew in the last episode of One Foot in The Grave. Watership Sunk

Gordon, Jim Born 14 July 1945  (California, USA) Session drummer who had his biggest success as a member of Derek and the Dominos, playing on "Layla". Someone sullied his copybook when he beat his mother to death with a hammer, for which he has been imprisoned for since 1984. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Gordy, Berry Born 28 November 1929  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Record executive & producer, mostly associated with "Motown" music. Great Gig in the Sky Lastorders See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya Shake, Rattle, Roll Over and Play Dead Snort the Ashes

Gorgeous, Gigi Born 20 April 1992  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) One of them YouTubers the kids like, who has crossed over into mainstream fame. Obscura Camera

Grace, Topher Born 12 July 1978  (New York City, New York, USA) American actor who clearly isn't going to make the A-list now, despite repeated attempts. ShitLuck

Grade, Michael Born 8 March 1943  (London, England) Currently Executive Chairman at ITV after holding similar roles at the BBC & Channel 4. BBC Heaven

Grady, Mike Born 6 February 1946  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Best known for playing the henpecked Barry in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of The Summer Winos

Graham, Caroline Born 17 July 1931  (Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England) Novelist and creator of Inspector Barnaby, of which the endless 'Midsomer Murders' TV series is based on. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, David Born 13 March 1922  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Former cricketer for Ireland. Worm Fodder I Hear Voices

Graham, Jorie Born 9 May 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Pulitzer winner and one of America's leading living poets. A Pelican in the Wilderness

Graham, Rev Billy  Born 7 November 1918  (Charlotte, North Carolina, USA) Died 21 February 2018  (Montreat, North Carolina, United States) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Travelling evangelist who has been preaching his doctrine of sin and salvation around the world for almost 60 years. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1992. 2019? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 5 Feet and 1 to Go  Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Alternatively In The News Are You Still Dying, Darling? ARS-IN-HOLE Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Blackburn Brownbread Black Penguins of Doom Bladerunner BLIMEY! Worm Fodder Breathless BXBOY422 Carkers Convention 2018 Charon's Crew c.a.daver CoffinItUp Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Coughing up Daisies Dai Yab'stards Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home  Deadies 5 Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Nebula 3000 Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch deathlist.net Deathrays Kervorkian Clinic Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drunkasaskunk Dying For Some More Points Eternity Tours Fat kids always win at seesaw Finbarr Returns from the Dead Fuck 'Em All God's Gonna Gettem  Golden Oldies Grave Danger Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper Guild of Master Reapers From Here to Eternity  Heaven Can't Wait 20 Hits No Problem I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Pulse ISIHAC Who Died I Told You I was Ill Jellydead Well, it was a decent innings… JoeRam John Key's Choices Joni Mitchell Dies Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Mercarte Missing Parsons Report Moldy Oldies Morbid United F.C. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Mr C Mr. Whits wonders Naked Florida Gravediggers Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Grief Hijackers NoSoup4U! Not at all Well No Weddings and 20 Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us Old People, Young Death Old People Party of 20 Only Fools and Corpses Open the Pearly Gates Oscar the Beast Owt to Stop Me Coffin Perch, What Perch? I'm Fed Up With This World Prophet's Prophecy Puzlman's Passing Picks 2018 Runners and Riders Satan's Hootenanny Say Hi To Uncle George  SeasideEssexXile See You In Hell Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Song to the Siren Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Conqueror Worm Just Fade Away Already The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Dead Cheggers Checks Out The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool (formerly Dorset (formerly Plymouth)) Jury There's A Shiva In The Park The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Team With No Name The Grim Grampian Reapers The Two Blacks Time for you tomb Tiny and Ellie's Pick of the Drops Today's the day the maggots have their picnic Tomb It May Concern Two Coins & A Punt Valar Morghulis Wall Street Massacre Who Turned Out The Lights? Windsor the Troll Wot The Deuce You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put the Kettle On! You Must be Croaking!

Graham, Superstar Billy Born 7 June 1943  (Paradise Valley, Arizona, USA) Born Eldridge Wayne Coleman. Former WWF World Heavyweight Champion. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! I'm Fed Up With This World Shovelful of Dirt

Gramm, Lou Born 2 May 1950  (Rochester, New York, USA) Frizzy-haired frontman of 80s soft-rock icons Foreigner. Hits of 36 Years Ago And Hits Today

Grammas, Alex Born 3 April 1926  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Baseball player who had more success as a coach, as which he won two World Series. YOUREOUT

Grammer, Kelsey Born 21 February 1955  (Saint Thomas, US Virgin Isles) Actor & comedian, best known as the lead role in 'Frasier', but also for his roles in 'Cheers' and 'The Simpsons' (as the voice of Sideshow Bob). Suffered a heart-attack in 2008. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Grandin, Temple Born 29 August 1947  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) American professor and doctor of Animal Science. ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston

Granger, Ann Born in Portsmouth, Hampshire, England  (exact date unknown) Writer who switched from historical romances to crime novels with great success. Born 1939. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Grant, Lee Born 31 October 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. Blacklisted by Hollywood in the 1950s. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Grant, Russell Born 4 February 1951  (Middlesex, England) Large, camp TV and newspaper astrologer. Angela of Death

Grant, Steve Born 26 February 1960  (place of birth unknown) Singer with cheesy 80s pop band Tight Fit. 1982 was the best year for pop

Gravel, Mike Born 13 May 1930  (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) US Democrat senator for Alaska from 1969-1981. BXBOY422

Gravy, Wavy Born 15 May 1936  (East Greenbush, New York, USA) US hippie entertainer and activist. Peace, Drugs, and Death Tomb It May Concern

Gray, Erin Born 7 January 1950  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Former model who played Colonel Wilma Deering in the 70s version of "Buck Rogers". Very popular with teenage boys of the time. All these moments will be lost

Gray, Ugly Dave Born 26 December 1933  (Manchester, England) Australian TV personality. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Greaves, Jimmy Born 20 February 1940  (Poplar, London, England) British football legend. A Good Innings Apricot Crumble ARS-IN-HOLE At the End of the Day Brian, It Gets Dark... Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead Spotters Dumb Sum Bitch Dying For Some More Points  eejit Girlfriend in a Coma God's Gonna Gettem Guild of Master Reapers Headstone Holders I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Lard Bazaar Lastorders Manuel's Stiffs Neither There Nor Thereabouts Grief Hijackers  Old People Smell Of Piss  Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns.....AGAIN!! Burt Lungcancer's Bombers Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 See You In Heaven Simply Dead Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stiffer Steaks Sudden Death Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron The Final Whistle The Walking Dead Time for you tomb Time's-Up Team Today's the day the maggots have their picnic You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them!

Greco, Juliette Born 7 February 1927  (Montpellier, France) French chanson singer. Devin and his Summer Girls Vive la France...et la mort!

Green, Al Born 13 April 1946  (Forrest City, Arkansas, USA) Legendary singer, songwriter and record producer, best known for recording a series of soul hit singles in the early 1970s, including 'Take Me to the River', 'Love and Happiness' and his signature song, 'Let's Stay Together'. Rockers who Rolled to the Grave

Green, Peter Born 29 October 1946  (Bethnal Green, London, England) Blues guitarist, a founder member of Fleetwood Mac. The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu

Green, Seth Born 8 February 1974  (West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor, best known as Oz in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and Scott Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Green, Tony Born 29 January 1939  (Kingston Upon Hull, UK) Veteran Darts commentator for the BBC and co-host of 'Bullseye' for Central Television in the 1980s. Born 1939. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Greenall, Simon Born 3 January 1958  (Longtown, UK) TV character actor who'll always be Michael in I'm Alan Partridge to most viewers. Will this be the year "when de boat comes in"? Read 'em and Reap

Greenbaum, Norman Born 20 November 1942  (Malden, Massachusetts, USA) Singer - 'Spirit in the Sky' 20 to 1: Music for the soul

Greengard, Paul Born 11 December 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) American neuroscientist best known for his work on the molecular and cellular function of neurons. Nobel Laureates

Greer, Germaine Born 29 January 1939  (Melbourne, Australia) Six-foot tall, tub-thumping feminist Aussie writer, best known for her book 'The Female Eunuch' and her frequent appearances on chat shows, where she tries to make out that she isn't that scary really. Unpersons

Gregg, Harry Born 25 October 1932  (Tobermore, Northern Ireland) Legendary ex-Manchester United & Northern Ireland goalkeeper who was a hero in the Munich Disaster, when he saved a number of people from death in the minutes after the plane crash. Headstone Holders

Gregson, Simon Born 2 October 1974  (Manchester, England) Steve McDonald on 'Coronation Street'. Took a break from 'Corrie' in 2015 due to a mystery illness, but seems recovered. Cobbles to a Coffin

Grey, Beryl Born 11 June 1927  (Highgate, London, England) One of the finest ballerinas Britain had in the 20th Century. Brown Bananas

Grey, Joel Born 11 April 1932  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Played the Master of Ceremonies in 'Cabaret' and came out of the closet (as if there was any need to) at the age of 82. Awarded Oscarites Where's My Damn List?

Griffith, Nanci Born 6 July 1953  (Seguin, Texas, USA) Folk and country singer-songwriter, won a Grammy in 1994 for her album 'Other Voices, Other Rooms'. God's Gonna Gettem

Griffiths, Derek Born 15 July 1946  (Woking, Surrey, England) Much adored children's TV presenter and actor from 'Play School' and 'Heads and Tales'. Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Watership Sunk

Griffiths, Trevor Born 4 April 1935  (Manchester, England) Left-wing playwright and television scriptwriter. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Grimes, (musician) Born 17 March 1988  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Try-hard Canadian 21st century version of Lene Lovich, looks like she has bad personal hygiene. Devin and his Summer Girls

Grimes, Karolyn Born 4 July 1940  (Hollywood, California, USA) Child actress best known for the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life'. Breathless in Seattle

Grimes, Martha Born 2 May 1931  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Detective novelist of the 'Richard Jury' books. Another American author writing 'British' mysteries! in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Grindley, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Linguist who was fired from his job at GCHQ in 1984 due to his trade union membership, becoming a left-wing cause celebre throughout the 80s and 90s. The Devil Is a Complex Network of Pipes

Groening, Matt Born 15 February 1954  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Creator & animator of 'The Simpsons'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Groning, Oskar  Born 10 June 1921  (Nienburg, Lower Saxony, Germany) Died 9 March 2018  (Hanover, Germany) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Former SS guard at Auschwitz, found guilty in court some 70 years later. Though an outspoken critic of Holocaust denial, this in turn made him unusually open about his Nazi past, which made him easier to prosecute! Deutschland verabschiedet sich! Last Gasp Saloon

Grunberg, Greg Born 11 July 1966  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American actor, a favourite of JJ Abrams, who has cast him in the majority of his output. Trek Wars

Grunewald, Gabriele Born 25 June 1986  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) American middle-distance runner whose career has been disrupted by various health issues. GUN Fishing

Guardiola, Pep Born 18 January 1971  (Santpedor, USA) All-conquering football manager whose players recover awfully quickly from injury. Aardvark's Bupa Listing

Gucci Mane, (rapper) Born 12 February 1980  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Trap rapper with 14 albums and 10 arrests since 2005. Has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN

Guerrero, Diane Born 12 July 1986  (New Jersey, USA) Actress in "Orange Is the New Black", "Jane the Virgin" and a bunch of other shows you haven't got round to watching as well. How You Doin

Guilfoyle, Margaret Born 15 May 1926  (Belfast, UK) Served as Australia's Minister for Social Security between 1975 and 1980. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi

Gullit, Ruud Born 1 September 1962  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Inventor of "sexy football", an all-time great player and a somewhat less impressive manager. Passing of the passed

Gulpilil, David Born 1 July 1953  (Arnhem Land, Australia) Indigenous Australian actor, globally famous as the native boy in the 70s film "Walkabout" but a - admittedly troubled - star in his home country to this day. Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi

Gumbel, Bryant Born 29 September 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) US TV journalist sports reporter, best known for NBC's 'The Today Show'. The Misers

Gumbs, Emile Born 18 March 1928  (Anguilla) Anguillian politician, the only person from the country to have ever been awarded a knighthood. Died May 2018 but no obit. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Guy, Richard K. Born 30 September 1916  (Nuneaton, England) Professor Emeritus of Mathematics at the University of Calgary, mainly concerned with game theory. Old People, Young Death

Gwynne Jones, Alun Born 5 December 1919  (Llantaruam, Monmouthshire, Wales) Born Alun Arthur Gwynne Jones. Former Foreign Office minister and military historian. I Told You I was Ill

Gyatso, Tenzin Born 6 July 1935  (Takster, Qinghai, China) His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. According to our contributor, he's a nice guy, you'd want him for a grandfather, and he is both the head of state and the spiritual leader of Tibet. Dead Skin on Trial Shorter of Breath, One Day Closer to Death

Gyllenhaal, Jake Born 19 December 1980  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Film actor, still best known as the troubled Donnie Darko in the cult 2001 film of the same name. William Hague's Special Friend

McGarry, Pete Date and place of birth unknown From Channel 4's "Us watching Them" TV series 'Gogglebox'. Angela of Death

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