Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2016: C

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C00k, L0uise Date and place of birth unknown Terminally ill mum-of-three who got her cancer due to sunbed overuse. And another piece of my soul disappears down the toilet. Died in November 2015 so no obit. The Choir Invisibule 2016

C0ulst0n, Cl@re Date and place of birth unknown Another inspiring mother battling sweet lady C. This one has a dead hubby as well. Sir Candy's All Stars

Caan, James Born 26 March 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Hollywood actor, known for his roles in 'The Godfather', 'Rollerball' and 'Misery'. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Sad Last Days

Caballé, Montserrat Born 12 April 1933  (Barcelona, Spain) Opera singer, who famously sung 'Barcelona' with Freddie Mercury, which became the signature tune of the 1992 Olympics. Antique Femme Fatales Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Decomposing Blubber One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Caccia Dominioni, Luigi Born 7 December 1913  (Milan, Italy) Italian architect. Died in November 2016 but no obit. Old People, Young Death

Caine, Michael Born 14 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Legendary British actor, still turning in award-winning performances. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Permanent Kip Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel Taking the Michael

Calatrava, Santiago Born 28 July 1951  (Benimámet, Valencia, Spain) Spanish architect and sculptor. Winner of the 1999 Prince of Asturias Award for the Arts. Tarkinator

Callow, Simon Born 15 June 1949  (London, England) Stage, TV & film actor, starring in several Merchant Ivory productions. Has a tendency to play Charles Dickens at the drop of a hat. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Cameron, Earl Born 8 August 1917  (Pembroke, Bermuda) Pioneering actor who helped raised the profile of black actors in the UK in the 1960s. IMGONESOLONG Pool Ghoul  Spectres-to-Be The Gallifrey Regeneration Game  Healey's First Law

Campbell, Bernard Date and place of birth unknown Father of GB boxing Olympic gold medalist Luke Campbell. Finding Chemo With Rocket Man

Campbell, Glen Born 22 April 1936  (Billstown, Arizona, USA) Country singer who his just as infamous for alcohol, cocaine and violence as he is for 'Rhinestone Cowboy'. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead Are You Still Dying, Darling? Bloody Dead Rep Buzzards Carkers Convention 2016  Clog Poppers Crossing The Styx Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Drop Deadline Death Grips Await Don't Eat The Figs Eejit Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Grim McGraw Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lastorders Let Us Embalm You  Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs Naked Florida Gravediggers Not Long To Liver Not At All Well Only Fools and Corpses People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Puzlman's Passing Picks Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Say Hi To Uncle George Shovelful Of Dirt Simply Dead Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snort The Ashes  STAB in the DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Still Life The End of the World As We Know It The Grim Actuary The Grim Grampian Reapers Tick Tock Til I Die  Toast's Moribund Musos Only The Good Die Young Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Campbell, Jane Born 19 April 1959  (Kingston Hill, Surrey, England) Disability campaigner, now Baroness Campbell of Surbiton. I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Plowing The Deep Still Life

Campbell, Vivian Born 25 August 1962  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Guitarist for rock bands Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy and Dio. Faster Than A Dead Horse You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! The Misers Old Farts Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Toast's Moribund Musos You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Cannatella, Trishelle Born 4 November 1979  (Cut Off, Louisiana, USA) Former 'MTV Real World' contestant, who then did the traditional reality TV thing by posing for Playboy and playing semi-pro poker. Reality Bites, But Death Swallows

Cannon, Nick Born 8 October 1980  (San Diego, California, USA) Actor and rapper who is married to Mariah Carey. Ambledown The Conqueror Worm

Cant, Brian Born 12 July 1933  (Ipswich, Suffolk, England) Legendary children's TV presenter, whose face should be instantly recognisable to anyone in the UK between the ages of 25-50. Also a serious actor, mostly on stage. Coffin Fit Mourning Glory The afterLife of Brian The British (D)i(e)sles The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Cantrell, Blu Born 16 March 1976  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) ger-songwriter, rose to fame with her song, 'Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)'. Half A Century Aint A Given

Capes, Geoff Born 23 August 1949  (Holbeach, Lincolnshire, England) Fomer Great Britain international shot putter and twice winner of the World's Strongest Man competition. 20 Names 20 Sports

Capovilla, Loris Francesco  Born 14 October 1915  (Pontelongo, Italy) Died 26 May 2016  (Bergamo, Italy) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Roman catholic prelate. Was personal papal secretary to Pope John XXIII. Old People, Young Death Old People Party Of 20

Carbajal, Antonio Born 7 June 1929  (Mexico City, Mexico) Former Mexico national goalkeeper. One of only 2 players to have appeared in five World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Sudden Death

Cardin, Pierre Born 6 July 1922  (Venice, Italy) French fashion designer, known, if anything, for designing the bubble dress. Coffin Fit Dead Is Dead Death Nebula 3000 Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Not Killed in Action The Show Can't Go On Yolo

Cardinale, Claudia Born 15 April 1938  (Tunis, Tunisia) Actress of 1960s and 1970s Italian cinema, who starred in some films by Luchino Visconti and Sergio Leone. Was named among one of the 50 most beautiful actresses in film history. Today she is an outspoken activist for women's and gay rights. Death Can Be Sexy

Carew, Rod Born 1 October 1945  (Gatun, Panama) Major League Baseball player and coach. Captain Hemlock's Twenty There's A Shiva In The Park

Carle, Eric Born 25 June 1929  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Children's author and illustrator best known for the 1969 book 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Carlisle, Clarke Born 14 October 1979  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Former journeyman footballer who later became chairman of the Professional Footballers Association. Attempted suicide shortly before Xmas 2014 by stepping in front of a lorry. William Hague's Special Friend

Carlisle, Mary Born 3 February 1912  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Former film child actress & singer. Gray Panthers Hangman's XX Obituaries 'R' Us Old As Dirt Old People, Young Death

Carlucci, Frank Born 18 October 1930  (Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA) US Secretary of Defense from 1987-1989. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Carlyle, Robert Born 14 April 1961  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish actor. Best known for his roles in 'The Full Monty' and 'Trainspotting'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Carmichael, John Born 5 October 1930  (Melbourne, Australia) Pianist, composer and music therapist. Wrote the Concierto folklorico. Dead and Dusted 3

Caron, Leslie Born 1 July 1931  (Boulogne-sur-Seine, France) French actress and dancer. Pearly Gates

Carpenter, John Born 16 January 1948  (Carthage, New York, USA) Film director whose had fluctuating fortunes including hits 'Halloween' and 'Escape from New York' and failures 'Assault on Precinct 13' and 'The Thing', which are now considered cult classics. 16 Is The Number

Carr, Alan Born 14 June 1976  (Weymouth, Dorset, England) Well, there's two schools of thought here. One says he's a popular, funny comedian. Others say he is an unoriginal, utterly annoying twat. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Carr, Bunny Born 31 July 1927  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish TV host, most notably as quizmaster for the gameshow 'Quicksilver' throughout the late 60s and 70s. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carr, Donald  Born 28 December 1926  (Wiesbaden, Germany) Died 12 June 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Cricketer for Derbyshire & England. A Good Captain's Innings

Carr, Pearl Born 2 November 1923  (Exmouth, Devon, England) One half of the famous UK musical act of the 1950s with Teddy Johnson. Pop Goes The Pop Star Burt Lungcancers Nervous 90s

Carrington, Desmond Born 23 May 1926  (Bromley, Kent, England) Broadcaster, almost exclusively on radio, for the past 50 years. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Carrington, Peter Born 6 June 1919  (London, England) Former British Foreign Secretary, Secretary-General of NATO, and something equally high-ranking in the UN. Black Penguins Of Doom Dance On Your Grave DeathIsAllAround's Superstars Dead Commons Deathlist.net Drunkasaskunk House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Old People, Young Death The Buckley Mystic The Honourable Member for DDP North Welshman

Carroll, Pat Born 5 May 1927  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Actress - voice of the villanous Ursula in 'The Little Mermaid'. I Hear Voices

Carroll, Ted Date and place of birth unknown Record label founder and manager of Irish rock legends Thin Lizzy. See You In Heaven

Carson, Sonya Date and place of birth unknown Mother of neurosurgeon and would-be Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. Grim Sleeper

Carter, Allister Born 25 July 1979  (Colchester, Essex, England) Snooker player, Runner-up in the 2008 & 2012 World Championship. The Forest Lawn Jockeys

Carter, Jimmy Born 1 October 1924  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Peanut-farming President of the US of A from 1977-81. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before My Killah Eyebrow Baldy's Burial Service Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body Count Breathless In Seattle Brownest Bread Buzzards BXBOY422 Cancerous Hatred Chelski Pensioners Crofty's Coffin Crew DAI YAB'STARDS Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? DDP Tofoa Deadly J Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadly As Sin Till You Win Death Grips Await Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged DpSeggi  The Return of Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Eternity Tours Faster Than A Dead Horse Funeral Holmes Gag Slow And Die Grim Sleeper HackinNcackin' Zombie Dance Party Hell To The Chief House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Well, it was a decent innings… JoeRam Jumptheshark 7.0 Kennedy Driving School Kill 'Em All Lastorders Leading Into The Grave Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Mercarte  Nobel Laureates No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Noz4news "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."  Old People Party Of 20 Open The Pearly Gates Pity da Foolz Pool Ghoul Burt Lungcancers Nervous 90s  Ryan's Rest Home Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Inquilinekea/Simfish Slaughter = S + laughter Squid's Stiffs STAB in the DARK Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard Healey's First Law The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park The Wanky Yankee Valar Morghulis Wall Street Massacre Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Carter, Rosalynn Born 18 August 1927  (Plains, Georgia, USA) Wife of former US President Jimmy Carter. Leading Into The Grave

Carville, James Born 25 October 1944  (Carville, Louisiana, USA) Political commentator and member of the US Democratic party as well as science professor. Lead strategist of Bill Clinton's first presidential candidacy campaign. Die You On The Bayou

Cary, Diana Serra Born 26 October 1918  (Merced, California, USA) Child actress of the 1920s. Antique Femme Fatales Curse Of Fame Buckets O Blood Maysles Brothers Memorial Death Squad Old People Smell Of Piss Sir Candy's All Stars Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Cash, Tabatha Born 27 December 1973  (Saint Denis, Paris, France) French former pornographic actress. Death Can Be Sexy

Cash, Tommy Born 5 April 1940  (Dyess, Arkansas, USA) Singer-songwriter and younger brother of the Country legend Johnny Cash. Jellydead

Cáslavská, Vera  Born 3 May 1942  (Prague, Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia) Died 30 August 2016  (Prague, Czech Republic) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Only Olympian to have won gold in every single gymnastics event, although her career was curtailed due to her support of the Czech Spring. 20 Names 20 Sports The Love Boat Dead Space 5000 Ho's Before Bro's  Heading Nowhere The Living End

Casley, Leonard Date and place of birth unknown "Prince Leonard", founder of the Australian micronation of Hutt River Province. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Cassidy, David Born 12 April 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor and singer-songwriter. Became a teen heart-throb in the 1970s after shooting to fame in 'The Partridge Family'. Angela of Death Lard Bazaar

Caston, Jan Date and place of birth unknown Jersey island-based writer. Author of 'Living with Cancer - The Year When Even The Dog Got Cancer', a book on her personal experiences with cancer. Bet you there's something wrong with her... There Or Thereabouts

Castro, Dalia Born in Trinidad, Cuba  (exact date unknown) Fidel's missus, who he met when she was still secretary of the Sugar Workers' Union. How romantic… Leading Into The Grave

Castro, Fidel  Born 13 August 1926  (Mayari, Cuba) Died 25 November 2016  (Santiago de Cuba, Cuba) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Lawyer and political activist who overthrew the military dictatorship of Cuba in 1959 and declared himself leader. A Marxist-Leninist and sworn enemy of the USA ever since the 1961 Bay of Pigs incident. Finally resigned from leadership in 2008. It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 Abracadaver A Good Innings Big-Iain's Team Breathless In Seattle Buzzards BXBOY422 By Royal Appointment Aye, they're off the fags alright Chelski Pensioners Bury My Stiffy Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England Deader Than A Dead Thing Drop Deadline Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged DpSeggi Drunkasaskunk Eejit Eternity Tours Falling Off The Perch Get ya Popcorn Ready The Forest Lawn Jockeys Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gazza's A Gonna George Lass and the Gravelings Good to Know…You’re Dead HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround Researched To Death Hell To The Chief I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Jimmy Hill's Dinner Party Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Joni Mitchell Never Dies Jumptheshark 7.0 Kennedy Driving School Kill 'Em All Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Lastorders Leading Into The Grave  Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables  Mercarte Naked Florida Gravediggers .....Norfolk & Good NorthernFoxiles Noz4news Obituaries 'R' Us Old Farts Oscar The Beast Pickett's Popped Off Picks Puzlman's Passing Picks Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Riding The Jesus Train Ryan's Rest Home Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stairway To Heaven Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS The Class of 1926 The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead Healey's First Law The Politicorpses The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Walking Dead The Worm Your Honour Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Wall Street Massacre Welshman Who Turned Out The Lights? William Hague's Special Friend Worm Farmer You Must Be Croaking! Zombie Nation

Castro, Raúl Born 3 June 1931  (Biran, Cuba) Younger brother of Fidel Castro, who has been running the show in Cuba since Fidel fell ill in July 2006. Asshole Politicians

Catsimitides, John Born 7 September 1948  (Nisyros, Greece) World's 557th richest man as of the start of 2016, mainly through his dealings in grocery stores. Decomposing Blubber

Caudwell, John Born 7 October 1952  (Birmingham, England) Billionaire co-founder of Phones4u. Remember those awful adverts they had about five years ago? Christ I hated that actor. Not Long To Liver

Cellier, Peter Born in Hendon, Middlesex, England  (exact date unknown) Actor who specialised in playing officious, establishment figures in series such as 'Yes, Minister'. Born 1928. The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Celmins, Vija Born 25 October 1938  (Riga, Latvia) Latvian-American artist, specialising in the world of photo-realstic drawings. You know, for when you don't have a camera. The Baltics Are Laying Down

Cernan, Eugene Born 14 March 1934  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American astronaut, twice flew on Apollo missions, and to this date, is the last man to have set foot on the moon. Deader Than A Dead Thing

Ceulemans, Raymond Born 12 July 1937  (Lier, Belgium) Prolifically successful three-cushion billiards player. Minions Of Xuleneb

Chamberlain, Richard Born 31 March 1934  (Beverly Hills, California) Television & film actor in both the US & the UK. Gained fame as being a heart-throb, but later admitted that he is, in fact, gay. Now lives in Hawaii. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Chandler, Tyson Born 2 October 1982  (Hanford, California, USA) Basketball center for the Dallas Mavericks. Death Hooop Still The Same

Channing, Carol Born 31 January 1921  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Broadway actress. 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before Aaron Aardvark's Alliteration Association Antique Femme Fatales Are You Still Dying, Darling? C. A. Daver Circling The Drain Death Stinks Get ya Popcorn Ready Fuck 'Em All Good to Know…You’re Dead GOODBYLADIES Grim McGraw HackinNcackin' Dead Funny Kentucky Fried Genocide Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lullabye-bye of Broadway Pickett's Popped Off Picks Burt Lungcancers Nervous 90s Soylent Dreams Star-Way to Heaven There Goes Another One! :) You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling Zombie Nation

Chaplin, Blondie Born 7 July 1951  (Durban, South Africa) South Arican guitarist who briefly played with The Beach Boys. Til I Die

Chaplin, Tom Born 8 March 1979  (Battle, East Sussex, England) Lead singer of Keane. Stairway Tom Heaven

Chapman, James Born in Northampton, England  (exact date unknown) The man behind Maps, who were nominated for the 2007 Mercury Prize for their debut album 'We Can Create'. Northampton Town I'm proud to be

Chapman, Mark David Born 10 May 1955  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) The killer of John Lennon in 1980. Currently serving life imprisonment. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Charlton, Bobby Born 11 October 1937  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) 1966 World Cup-winning footballer and survivor of the 1958 Munich air crash. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest The Butthole Monkeys

Charlton, Jack Born 8 May 1935  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Wor Jackie' (actually christened John) who alongside his brother Bobby won the World Cup with England in 1966. Managed the Republic of Ireland to a glorious run of major championship appearances in the 1980s/90s. Deadly J Down Under The Daisies The Forest Lawn Jockeys Lord Gravedigger Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Sudden Death The Final Whistle There Goes Another One! :)

Chase, Chevy Born 8 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor & comedian, very popular in the 1970s & 1980s after his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Heads In A Bag

Chase, Leah Born 6 January 1923  (Madisonville, Louisiana, USA) New Orleans chef and author of several cookbooks, who advocates Creole cooking and owns a restaurant named "Dooky Chase", which was a well known gathering place for civil rights activists during the 1960s. Known as "Queen of Creole Cuisine". Die You On The Bayou

Chasen, Heather Born 20 July 1927  (Singapore) Character actress extrodinaire, in everything from 'Crossroads' to 'EastEnders' to 'The Navy Lark' to the Hugh Jackman Les Mis to 1970s sex comedies. Was also one of Amanda Barrie's lesbian lovers. Points for old Soap Slippery Soap

Chatto, Beth Born 27 June 1923  (place of birth unknown) Landscaper and plantswoman behind the imaginatively named Beth Chatto Gardens in Essex, a favourite of Prince Charles. Lidders Late Lamentables

Chaturvedi, Sudhakar Born in Balepet, India  (exact date unknown) Indian religious leader & scholar. Gray Panthers

Chea, Nuon Born 7 July 1926  (Voat Kor, Battambang, Cambodia) Former "Brother Number 2" of the Khmer Rouge movement, Pol Pot's effective deputy. Funeral Holmes

Checker, Chubby Born 3 October 1941  (Spring Gulley, South Carolina, USA) Singer, famous for his hit singles 'The Twist' and 'Let's Twist Again'. Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead

Cheek, Malvina  Born 8 July 1915  (Hampton on Thames, England) Died 22 May 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Artist and poet who contributed heavily to the Recording Britain project during World War II. "Malvinas Cheek" is when someone calls it the Falklands. Old As Dirt

Cheever, Eddie Born 10 January 1958  (Phoenix, Arizona, USA) American former Formula 1 motor racer. Started in 132 Grand Prix between 1978 and 1989. Tarkinator

Chegwin, Keith Born 17 January 1957  (Liverpool, Merseyside, England) Gratingly jovial television presenter and recovering alcoholic. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Chenery, Penny Born 27 January 1922  (New Rochelle, New York, USA) Racehorse owner and breeder whose horse Sectretariat won the "Triple Crown" of US flat races in 1973. Captain Hemlock's Twenty

Cheney, Dick Born 30 January 1941  (Lincoln, Nebraska, USA) Former Vice-President of the USA, who was apparently the real "brains" in the White House. Has had years of heart trouble. BXBOY422 Circling The Drain Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Tentoesup Wayne Manor

Cher, (singer/actress) Born 20 May 1946  (El Centro, California, USA) Singer, actress, gay icon, the "male-sounding one" out of Sonny & Cher, who, amongst many other things, has won an Oscar. It's Grim Up North Not At All Well Sad Last Days She's A Goner Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snort The Ashes Stairway To Heaven Two Coins & A Punt Only The Good Die Young Who Turned Out The Lights?

Cherng, Andrew Born 1 May 1905  (Yangzhou, China) Restauranteur and mogul behind the Panda Express chain of mediocre Chinese takeaways in the US. Drive-Thru Shooting

Chesler, Phyllis Born 1 October 1940  (New York, USA) Second-wave feminist writer, now does the usual second-wave feminist gimmick of engaging in an endless Punch and Judy show with third-wavers. Dykes

Chesney, Ronald Date and place of birth unknown Comedy scriptwriter, mainly remembered for 'On the Buses' and 'The Rag Trade'. Before that, he was a top harmonica soloist. Born 1920. ...and Its Goodnight From Him Grobler's Stiff Ones

Chirac, Jacques Born 29 November 1932  (Paris, France) Former President of France. Hated by most countries, but loved by his own. My Killah Eyebrow Chelski Pensioners Deadly J Hell To The Chief I'm Sorry For Your Trouble Pearly Gates

Chomsky, Noam Born 7 December 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Leading professor of linguistics, who has also written and lectured widely on subjects as diverse as philosophy and US foreign policy. Holds honorary degrees from over 20 universities. Chelski Pensioners Dead and Deader 3: Lie Back and Think of Lynndie England

Chong, Tommy Born 24 May 1938  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) One half of the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong. Amanda's Fire Dept.  Ambledown Aye, they're off the fags alright Dance On Your Grave Dead As A Doornail Drop Deadline The Return of Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Faster Than A Dead Horse Funeral Holmes You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Jacques Oeuf The Misers P@F Slain By Sin People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Tentoesup Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway This Mortal Coil Two Coins & A Punt Wall Street Massacre Welshman Yolo You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Chrétien, Jean Born 11 January 1934  (Shawinigan, Quebec, Canada) French-Canadian politician. Was Prime Minister of Canada for ten years. Zodiac's Wishlist

Christie, Chris Born 6 September 1962  (Newark, New Jersy, USA) U.S. Politician. The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Christie, Errol Born 29 June 1963  (Leicester, England) Middleweight boxer of the 80s, a regular on ITV at the time. Biggest result was his points win over Sean Mannion in 1986. The Love Boat David Quantick's Showbiz Pals I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! The Living End Thomas Jefferson Survives

Christison, Dayna Born in Warwick, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) "Inspiring" Instagram duckfacer who got herself a professional modelling contract despite battling terminal cancer. Sir Candy's All Stars

Christopher, Sonja Born 28 January 1937  (Olympia, Washington, USA) Took part in the US "Survivor" series - has beaten cancer in the past. Reality Bites, But Death Swallows

Chung, Sammy Born 16 July 1932  (Abingdon-on-Thames, Berkshire, England) Former striker for Reading and Norwich City, later manager for Wolverhampton Wanderers and Doncaster Rovers. Last Gasp Saloon

Churchill, Dick Date and place of birth unknown Last surviving participant of the "Great Escape" from Stalag Luft III, allegedly saved from execution as German soldiers thought he may be Winston's nephew. Well at least that's what he told them… Inquilinekea/Simfish

Churchman, Ysanne Born 14 May 1925  (Sutton Coldfield, Warwickshire, England) Actress, best known as the voice of Grace Archer in 'The Archers' and was famously killed off in 1955 on the same night as the launch of ITV. The Gallifrey Regeneration Game

Ciampi, Carlo Azeglio  Born 9 December 1920  (Livorno, Tuscany, Italy) Died 16 September 2016  (Rome, Italy) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Prime Minister of Italy 1993-4 and President from 1999-2006. By Royal Appointment Crossing The Styx DpSeggi Mercarte

Ciccone, Silvio Born 6 June 1931  (Doylestown, Pennsylvania, USA) Father of pointy-titted failed horse-rider Madonna, has parlayed his daughter's success into running his own winery. Drop Dead Celebration Madonna's Hand of Bod

Cisovsky, Marian Born 2 November 1979  (Humenné, Slovakia) Slovak international defender, has had his career curtailed due to a battle with ALS. Cancerous Hatred

Clancier, Georges-Emmanuel Born 3 May 1914  (Limoges, France) French poet, has won the Prix Goncourt and numerous other froggy literary gongs. Obituarynotice

Clark, Dave Born 15 December 1942  (London, England) Off of The Dave Clark Five. Will he end up in bit's and pieces? Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clark, Petula Born 15 November 1932  (Epsom, Surrey, England) Singer and actress. Has suffered from depression. Clog Poppers

Clark, Ramsey Born 18 December 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Laywer who was the Attorney General under President Lyndon Johnson in the 1960s before acting as devil's advocate for the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and Saddam Hussein. Mind you, if can work with LBJ, you can work with anyone... Circling The Drain

Clark, Steve Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA  (exact date unknown) Tap dancer who formed a successful partnership with his brother Jack, who died in 2009. Born 1924. Breathless In Seattle

Clarke, Allan Born 5 April 1942  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Singer with 1960s pop giants The Hollies. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Clarke, Kenneth Born 2 July 1940  (Nottingham, England) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Major government, now minister without portfolio in the Con-Dem coalition government. Abracadaver

Clarke, Roy Born 28 January 1930  (Austerfield, Yorkshire, England) Sitcom producer & writer who has written 'Keeping Up Appearances' and 'Open All Hours' but is probably best known for 'Last of the Summer Wine' where he has written the same jokes for 30 years. The series finally had it's last drop of wine in 2010. Last of the Summer Winos

Clarkson, Jeremy Born 11 April 1960  (Doncaster, South Yorkshire) Former presenter of 'Top Gear', and columnist in the Times & The Sun. His frequently outspoken views have divided the UK, with some declaring him the last bastion of sense in the country, others saying…ahem…less nice things about him. Zombie Nation

Clary, Julian Born 25 May 1959  (London, England) Camp comedian, presenter and writer. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Clary, Robert Born 1 March 1926  (Paris, France) French born American actor, best known for his role as Corporal LeBeau in 'Hogan's Heroes'. Captain Hemlock's Twenty Pearly Gates Syndication Zombies Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Clausen, Alf Born 28 March 1941  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Film and television composer. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Clayton, Edward Born 9 October 1940  (Sheffield, Staffordshire, England) Actor, known from 1960s soap 'Crossroads'. M6 Toll(ed)

Cleary, Beverly Born 16 April 1916  (McMinnville, Oregon, USA) Writer of novels & short stories for children. One of her characters, Ramona, had a TV series adaptation in the 1980's. Book Em Danno Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Weakend At Bernies Pearly Gates There Goes Another One! :) Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Cleave, Maureen Date and place of birth unknown Journalist who, in her role with the Evening Standard, interviewed most of the era's biggest musicians. John Lennon allegedly wrote 'Norweigan Wood' about her. Born 1941. 12 Lords A-Leaving, 8 Ladies Dying

Cleese, John Born 27 October 1939  (Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England) Legendary comedian, member of Monty Python, who has more latterly found fame in the US. Kill 'Em All The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Clegg, John Born in Murree, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) Actor, best known as Gunner Graham in 1970s sitcom 'It Aint Half Hot Mum'. Born 1934. The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Clifford, Keith Born 20 June 1938  (Halifax, Yorkshire, England) Actor who played Billy Hardcastle in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of the Summer Winos

Clifford, Max Born 6 April 1943  (Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England) Publicist to the rich and famous, and to those who want to achieve both in 15 minutes. Sent down for 8 years for sexual assault in May 2014. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch GMC Ghost Town Perps & Perverts

Clinton, Bill Born 19 August 1946  (Hope, Arkansas, USA) Sax-playing ex-US President (1993-2001). Two Coins & A Punt

Clinton, Hillary Born 26 October 1947  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former First Lady of the United States, former Senator, former Secretary of State and 2008 & 2016 Presidential Candidate. Wife of Bill. Asshole Politicians She's A Goner

Clooney, Nick Born 13 January 1934  (Maysville, Kentucky, USA) Journalist and news anchorman, father of George. Zodiac's Wishlist

Close, Frank Born 24 July 1945  (Peterborough, England) Particle physicist who currently serves as professor of physics at Oxford University. Next slide, please

Coates, Anne V. Born 12 December 1925  (Reigate, Surrey, England) Film editor in classics such as 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'The Elephant Man'. Ho's Before Bro's

Cockeram, Eric Born 4 July 1924  (place of birth unknown) Conservative MP for Bebington and Ludlow, resigned suddenly in 1987 owing to allegations regarding improper share purchases in British Gas. An MP with his hands in the till? The very thought… The Honourable Member for DDP North

Coe, Sebastian Born 29 September 1956  (London, England) Athlete, who won Olympic Gold in the 1980 & 1984 1500m events. Later an MP. Headed the organisation of the London 2012 Olympic Games which, contrary to cynical expectations, was a massive success. Who Nose When They Will Die?

Coertse, Mimi Born 12 June 1932  (Durban, South Africa) South African soprano who also specialises in traditional Afrikaans music. Tri Not To Survive 2016

Coffe, Jean-Pierre Born 24 March 1938  (Lunéville, France) French TV and radio host, mainly on food shows. Advertises Weight Watchers back in his home country. Died in March 2016 but no obit. Star Dust

Cohen, George Born 22 October 1939  (London, England) Former footballer with Fulham & England, England's right back when they won the 1966 World Cup. 60s Sporting Stars Losing to Death

Cohen, Leonard  Born 21 September 1934  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Died 7 November 2016  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Canadian singer-songwriter and poet. Recent interpretation of his 1984 song 'Hallelujah' became a massive hit for 'X-Factor' winner Alexandra Burke in 2008. Lastorders

Cohen, Stanley Born 17 November 1922  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American biochemist & Nobel Prize winner. Nobel Laureates

Cole, Cheryl Born 30 June 1983  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Girls Aloud singer & now a judge on the 'X-Factor'. Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death

Cole, Richard Born 7 September 1915  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One of two last-survivors of the "Doolittle" raid on Tokyo during WWII in 1942. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Cole, Stephanie Born 5 October 1941  (Solihull, Warwickshire, England) Veteran actress who first hit fame in 1982 in the series 'Tenko' before playing Diana Trent in 'Waiting for God'. Currently part of the 'Doc Martin' ensemble. Comedy Cremations

Colley, Kenneth Born 7 December 1937  (Manchester, England) Recognisable, sad-eyed character actor. Played Admiral Piett in two 'Star Wars' films and was the mysterious "accordian man" in the classic BBC drama 'Pennies from Heaven' in 1978. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

Collins, Andrew Born 4 March 1965  (Northampton, England) Former music journalist who now spends his time writing some of the worst sitcoms on British TV. Northampton Town I'm proud to be

Collins, Gerard Born 16 October 1938  (Abbeyfeale, County Limerick, Rep of Ireland) Irish Fianna Fáil politician who was Minister of Foreign Affiars under Charles Haughey on two occasions. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord

Collins, Joan Born 23 May 1933  (London, England) Mutton-dressed-as-lamb actress, veteran of over 80 films spanning half a century, not to mention 'Dynasty'. Random fact: her first husband Maxwell Reed tried to sell her to an Arab sheik for £10,000, just seven months after their wedding in 1952. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Collins, Michael Born 31 October 1930  (Rome, Italy) Apollo 11 command module pilot - orbited the Moon while his colleagues Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got all the glory of landing and walking on it. Spent over 4 days in the Van Allen radiation belts. Cashier Number 86 Please! Taking the Michael

Coltrane, Robbie Born 30 March 1950  (Rutherglen, Scotland) Large Scottish comedian who has achieved the rare feat of making the transition from stage to TV to serious big-screen roles, having appeared in two James Bond films and the three Harry Potter ones to date. I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes Oldham Scalphunters One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Cometti, Dennis Born 26 March 1949  (Geraldton, Western Australia, Australia) Former Australian Rules footballer-turned commentator. Who?

Conley jr, Mike Born 11 October 1987  (Fayetteville, Arkansas, USA) Basketball player, point guard for Memphis Grizzlies. Father Mike Conley Sr was an Olympic Triple Jump champion, fact fans… Death Hooop Still The Same

Connery, Sean Born 25 August 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Actor, director and producer. Worked as a coffin-polisher before becoming the first James Bond and playing him in 7 films. Knighted in 2000. It's Grim Up North Big-Iain's Team Cashier Number 86 Please! Down Under The Daisies George Lass and the Gravelings Hangman's XX Jumptheshark 7.0 Oldham Scalphunters Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Sad Last Days Spectres-to-Be  There Goes Another One! :) The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Connolly, Billy Born 24 November 1942  (Glasgow, Scotland) Scottish stand-up comedian, who has also acted, sung & done TV presenting. Well known for his dishevelled appearance and saying the word "jobby" a lot. #1 Hits Aaron & Helen's Drop Dead 20 AlsAlasAlackAdieu Comedy Cremations Curse Of Fame Dead Spotters Down Under The Daisies Gag Slow And Die The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Connors, Mike Born 15 August 1925  (Fresno, California, USA) American actor, played Joe Mannix in 'Mannix'. Born Kreker Ohanian. Oscar The Beast Syndication Zombies Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Conrad, Robert Born 1 March 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor turned radio host. Not At All Well  Noz4news

Conran, Terence Born 5 October 1931  (London, England) Fashion designer and restaurateur. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Conti, Tom Born 22 November 1941  (Paisley, Scotland) Scottish/Italian (but based in England) actor in films & TV. Stairway Tom Heaven

Conway, Tim Born 15 December 1933  (Willoughby, Ohio, USA) American character actor who appeared alongside Ernest Borgnine in the sitcom McHale's Navy. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Wayne Manor

Conway Morris, Simon Born 6 November 1951  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) British palaeontologist who hasn't let such discoveries and analysis sway his christian beliefs. Next slide, please

Cook, Barbara Born 25 October 1927  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Broadway icon, most associated with her interpretations of Stephen Sondheim's catalogue. Has a massive face. Lullabye-bye of Broadway

Cook, Robin Born 4 May 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Physician and author of books on medicine and public health. I Couldn't Eat Another Bite

Cook, Tim Born 1 November 1960  (Mobile, Alabama, USA) American businessman. Replaced the late Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple in 2011. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Cooke, Sidney Born 18 April 1927  (England) Convicted paedophile as featured in the satirical TV show 'Brasseye'. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt See You In Hell

Cooley, Denton  Born 22 August 1920  (Houston, Texas, USA) Died 18 November 2016  (Houston, Texas, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Pioneering heart surgeon, best known for performing the first successful heart transplant in the United States. Paint the town DEAD….the Rocket Returns Worm Farmer

Cooley, Tonya Born 7 January 1980  (Visalia, California, USA) Cast member on season 11 of MTV's 'Real World', who then became a regular in the 'MTV Road Rules' spin-off. Reality Bites, But Death Swallows

Cooper, Alice Born 4 February 1948  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Make-up clad "master of shock rock". Born Vincent Damon Furnier, but changed his and his band's name to Alice Cooper in the late '60s, apparently because he believes he is a reincarnation of a 17th-century witch of that name. Lord Gravedigger

Cooper, Anderson Born 3 June 1967  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist and anchor for CNN. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Cooper, George A. Born 7 March 1925  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Character actor who's been in everything from 'Grange Hill' to 'Doctor Who'. Grobler's Stiff Ones Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) The Gallifrey Regeneration Game The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment

Cooper, Jilly Born 21 February 1937  (Essex, England) Tory writer of terrible faux-erotic novels for sexually repressed members of the upper middle class. Sadly survived the 1999 Ladbroke Grove rail crash. AlsAlasAlackAdieu Dykes

Cope, Kenneth Born 14 April 1931  (Liverpool, England) Actor, either best known as Marty Hopkirk in 'Randall & Hopkirk Deceased', Jed Stone in 'Coronation Street' or Cyril Carter in 'Carry on Matron', depending on your viewing tastes. Curse Of Fame One Scythe Fits All On The Box/In The Box Protectors, Persuaders and Prisoners in a Suitcase (Deceased) Slippery Soap The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2016 The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles

Copeland, Joan Born 1 June 1922  (New York City, New York, USA) Younger sister of Arthur Miller with a 60-year career on stage and screen, including Tim Allen's 'Jungle2Jungle'. Obituarynotice

Coppola, Anton Born 21 March 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Conductor and uncle of film director Frances Ford Coppola. Obituaries 'R' Us

Coppola, Francis Ford Born 7 April 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Legendary film director of 1970s classics such as 'The Godfather'. 'The Conversation' and 'Apocalypse Now'. Cut! Take(n)! Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Corbett, Matthew Born 28 March 1948  (Guisley, Yorkshire, England) Actor and puppeteer, best known as succeeding his father Harry as the custodian of Sooty. Also appeared on kid's TV show 'Rainbow' in the 1970s. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix

Corbett, Ronnie  Born 4 December 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 31 March 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) The pint-sized one of the Two Ronnies. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix ...and Its Goodnight From Him Cashier Number 86 Please! Dead Men Walking Club On The Box/In The Box The Vile Pong of Brit Sit-Com

Corbyn, Jeremy Born 26 May 1949  (Chippenham, Wiltshire, England) Bike-riding leader of the Labour Party and loser of the 2020 General Election. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Return of the Absent Minded Mike Oxard Showbiz 20 Who Nose When They Will Die?

Cord, Alex Born 3 May 1933  (Gainesville, Texas, USA) American actor best known as Archangel in 1980s action series 'Airwolf'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Cordova, Roberto Suazo Born 17 March 1927  (La Paz, Honduras) President of Honduras from 1982-86. One Too Many Pieces of Cake

Corey, "Professor" Irwin Born 29 July 1914  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) American stand-up comedian and frequent game show panellist. BXBOY422 Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Eternity Tours Gray Panthers Laughter Kills Old As Dirt You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Corman, Roger Born 5 April 1926  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Influential low budget film director who made a series of cult films and encouraged a generation of film directors such as Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese as well as actors Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro among many others. Cut! Take(n)! Where's My Damn List?

Cornwell, Bernard Born 23 February 1944  (London, England) Author of historic novels. Most notable for the novels on Napoleonic era rifleman Richard Sharpe. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away

Cornwell, Judy Born 22 February 1940  (Hammersmith, London, England) Experienced UK actress, her most famous role being the sex-starved Daisy in 'Keeping Up Appearances'. Also a novelist. Situation...Dead!

Corona, Juan Born in Autlán, Jalisco, Mexico  (exact date unknown) Mexican serial killer, jailed in 1973 for the murders of 25 labourers in California. Born c. 1934. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Corran, Andrew Born 25 November 1936  (Norwich, England) First-class cricketer and former captain of Nottinghamshire CCC. A Good Captain's Innings

Corri, Adrienne  Born 13 November 1930  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 13 March 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Actress, best known for her appearance in Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange'. Don't Eat The Figs

Corrigan-Maguire, Máiread Born 27 January 1944  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Formed the Community of Peace People in Northern Ireland with Betty Williams and together they won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977. Nobel Loserettes

Cort, Bud Born 29 March 1948  (New Rochelle, New York, USA) Actor best known as Harold in 'Harold and Maude' and as the titular 'Brewster McCloud'. Get Knotted

Cortese, Valentina Born 1 January 1923  (Milan, Italy) Actress, who appeared alongside the likes of James Stewart and Spencer Tracy. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Cosby, Bill Born 12 July 1937  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Long-standing, "squeaky-clean", inexplicably popular US comic. Well he was squeaky-clean until a succession of allegations of sexual assault came raining down on him… Angela of Death Francis of Arse-Easy Kill 'Em All Lastorders Laughter Kills No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Only Fools and Corpses Perps & Perverts Sad Last Days The Buckley Mystic The Butthole Monkeys The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles  Only The Good Die Young Where's My Damn List?

Cosgrave, Liam Born 13 April 1920  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Former Taoiseach of Ireland between 1973 & 1977. House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill Morbid United F.C. Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble

Costa, Mary Born 5 April 1930  (Knoxville, Tennessee, USA) Actress, the voice of Princess Aurora in the Disney classic 'Sleeping Beauty'. Dead Is Dead I Hear Voices

Costa-Gavras, (director) Born 12 February 1933  (Iraia, Greece) Greek-French film director specialising in political thrillers. Best known film is probably 'Missing' starring the late Jack Lemmon from 1982. Cut! Take(n)!

Cothi, Shân Born in Ffarmers, Wales  (exact date unknown) Classical singer and presenter on Welsh-language TV and radio. Ho's Before Bro's

Courtenay, Tom Born 25 February 1937  (Hull, Yorkshire, England) British actor, knighted in 2001. His heyday was in the 1960s, but still pops up in films to this day. Stairway Tom Heaven

Cox, Paul  Born 16 April 1940  (Venlo, Netherlands) Died 18 June 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Australia's leading film auteur, has worked on numerous occasions with fellow 2016 DDP draftee Bob Ellis. The Love Boat Buckets O Blood Heading Nowhere Tri Not To Survive 2016

Cozart, Keith Born 15 August 1995  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Rapper, stage name Chief Keef. Half A Century Aint A Given

Craig, Jenny Born 7 August 1932  (Berwick, Louisiana, USA) Founder of the eponymous weight-loss regimen favoured by yoyo-dieting US celebs like Mariah Carey and Kirstie Alley. Star Dust

Crampton, Bruce Born 28 September 1935  (Sydney, Australia) Runner up in four golf majors, all to Jack Nicklaus. You can't get past the Golden Bear, eh, Tiger? In the Hole!

Crawford, Michael Born 19 January 1942  (Salisbury, Wiltshire, England) TV actor who made his name as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em', before successfully reinventing himself as a serious stage actor, taking starring roles in 'Barnum' and 'Phantom of the Opera'. Lullabye-bye of Broadway Obituaries 'R' Us Zodiac's Wishlist

Creator, Lord Born in San Fernando, Trinidad and Tobago  (exact date unknown) Influential figure of the Jamaican calypso and soca music scene. Born Kentrick Patrick c.1940. Don't Stop the Music

Cribbins, Bernard Born 29 December 1928  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Actor & comedian, a veteran of 'Carry On' films. Holds the record for most story-tellings on 'Jackanory'. Recently played Wilf Mott in 'Doctor Who'. Dr Who's Next Lord Gravedigger BatLord of the WhoTrekLock The Cobbles To A Coffin The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Crick, Michael Born 21 May 1958  (Northampton, England) Journalist and a big hitter for both 'Channel 4 News' and 'Newsnight' since the early 80s. Northampton Town I'm proud to be

Croft, Olly Born 17 November 1929  (place of birth unknown) Founder of the British Darts Organisation. IBetYouWon'tPrintCunt

Cronin, Michael Born in Cranfield, Bedfordshire, England  (exact date unknown) Actor best remembered as "Bullet" Baxter, the rock-solid PE teacher in 'Grange Hill'. Born 1942. The Man In Black's the Kipper and the Corpses

Crosby, David Born 14 August 1941  (Los Angeles, California, USA) One third of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and indeed one quarter of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Toast's Moribund Musos

Crosby, Norm Born 15 September 1927  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) US stand-up comedian, often on television. Laughter Kills

Crow, Sheryl Born 11 February 1962  (Kennett, Missouri, USA) American blues rock singer. Overcame breast cancer in 2006. No Weddings And Twenty Funerals

Crowe, Martin  Born 22 September 1962  (Henderson, New Zealand) Died 3 March 2016  (Auckland, New Zealand) Age at death: 53  (read death notice) Former New Zealand cricket international. It's Grim Up North 2017? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before My Killah Eyebrow And My Name Is Larry! Are You Still Dying, Darling?  Beyond A Little Peaky Bloody Dead Rep Body Snatcher's Body Count Cancel My Appointments Cancerous Hatred Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2016 The Love Boat Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead As A Doornail DeathIsAllAround's Sports Superstars Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health  Dead Wait Death Stinks  Death Can Be Funny  Deathlist.net  Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic  Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drunkasaskunk  EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead  David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Freddie The Cat Funeral Holmes  Girlfriend In A Coma Buckets O Blood Going Underground Guild Of Master Reapers  H5N1 HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround  Researched To Death Hippoposthumous Hunting Halos I'm Sorry For Your Trouble  And Now His Watch Is Ended I Told You I Was Ill I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Finding Chemo With Rocket Man Kill 'Em All They're Loving Angels Instead Madonna's Hand of Bod  Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs  New Years And Drinks All Night! The Misers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Grief Hijackers .....Norfolk & Good Not Long To Liver Windsor's OBE  Pan Breed P@F Deathlist Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pity da Foolz Plowing The Deep Puzlman's Passing Picks Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky  Seasideessexxile Golden Slumbers Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Simply Dead  Sir Candy's All Stars  STAB in the DARK Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots  Chemo Sabee Stiff & the Tears  Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information  Heading Nowhere The Butthole Monkeys The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Dead Certs  Still Life The Deadest of the Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Grim Actuary  The Grateful Dead The Grey Horde  Healey's First Law  The Living End Szaboss The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Walking Dead The Wanky Yankee This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic  To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead Welshman Only The Good Die Young Whole in Won Windsor The Troll  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper  You Must Be Croaking! Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Cruickshank, John Born 20 May 1920  (Aberdeen, Scotland) The last surviving recipient of the Victoria Cross for air action in WWII. Puzlman's Passing Picks Inquilinekea/Simfish They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Cruyff, Johan  Born 25 April 1947  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Died 24 March 2016  (Barcelona, Spain) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) One of the greatest footballers of all-time, with the self-confidence to back that up. A hugely influential figure in the history of both the Dutch national team and Barcelona's club side. A Pelican In The Wilderness Are You Still Dying, Darling? DDP Tofoa Dead As A Doornail Ethnic Cleansing Buckets O Blood Going Underground And Now His Watch Is Ended Jacques Oeuf Joni Mitchell Never Dies Finding Chemo With Rocket Man Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs New Years And Drinks All Night! The Misers P@F Deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2016 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix See You In Heaven  Star Dust The Deadest of the Dead The Wanky Yankee This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Tomb It May Concern Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Cryer, Barry Born 23 April 1935  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Prolific comedy writer and panellist on radio comedy shows. Comedy Cremations

Culkin, Macaulay Born 26 August 1980  (New York City, New York, USA) Child actor who found fame in the 'Home Alone' film series before predictably drifting into relative obscurity. 6-Foot-Under Aardvark's Bupa Listing I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Last Train To Palookaville Laughter Kills Sad Last Days  Toasted Brown Bread Wayne Manor Only The Good Die Young

Cummins, Peggy Born 18 December 1925  (Prestatyn, Denbighshire, Wales) Wales-born Irish actress. Dead Space 5000

Cunningham, Neil  Born 12 June 1962  (New Zealand) Died 25 May 2016  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 52  (read death notice) Racing driver, diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease. Pedro’s Catacomb Ensemble

Cunningham, Walter Born 16 March 1932  (Creston, Iowa, USA) Former Astronaut. Manned the lunar module on Apollo 7 in 1968. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Curry, Tim Born 19 April 1949  (Grappenhall, Warrington, England) Actor specialising in villainous roles such as Dr. Frank N. Furter in 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'. Body Snatcher's Body Count Grim McGraw You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!  Well, it was a decent innings… Jumptheshark 7.0 Noz4news Sid And Marty Coffin Snort The Ashes The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Just Fade Away Already The Grim Grampian Reapers You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Cuthbert, Betty Born 20 April 1938  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Four-time Olympic gold medallist, sprint star of the 1956 Games. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix Feng Shui Pig Pity da Foolz The "B" Team

Cyrus, Miley Born 23 November 1992  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Sugary star of the Hannah Montana TV series and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. Now trying too hard to cultivate a "raunchy" image and has seemingly introduced the phrase "twerking" into mainstream parlance. Amanda's Fire Dept. Joni Mitchell Never Dies Last Train To Palookaville Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

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