Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2015: G

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Gabilou, Jean Born 28 February 1944  (place of birth unknown) France's representative in the 1981 Eurovision Song Contest, soundly thrashed by Bucks Fizz. Death For Everybody

Gabor, Zsa Zsa Born 6 February 1917  (Budapest, Hungary) Nine-times married, cop-slapping actress. Was in a coma for a while after a collision between her car and a lamp-post on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard in November 2002. 1 Dead In Ohio 2016? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death 5 Feet And 1 To Go Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty AceDeathware Dead Amigo 20 All Part Of The Show... Right?  Ambledown Antique Artistes Are You Still Dying, Darling? Baldys Burial Service  Bazzilliant Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body-Count Worm Fodder Breathless In Seattle Buzzards Aye, they're off the fags alright Can You Tell What It Is Yet Carkers Convention 2015 Catherine Celebrating Stiffies Chelski Pensioners Coffinitup Come Die With Me Compost Corner Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew DAI YAB'STARDS  Dance On Your Grave Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa DeadEnders Dead Ends Deadies 2  Drop Deadline Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win  Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters  Death Neblula 3000 Death Grips Await Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net  Death Stalks United Dickys Dawn of the Dead  Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doornails R Us Dress re-Hearse-als  Drop Dead Celebration Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Embalmy Army Eternity Tours  Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Get ya Popcorn Ready Four Score Years And Ten  Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter George Lass and the Gravelings Girlfriend In A Coma Goat Army Going Green Golden Oldies  Goodbyladies Grendel's Graveyard Grim McGraw  Grim Sleeper Guild Of Master Reapers H5N1 HackinNcackin' Hangman's XX From Here To Eternity Zombie Dance Party Dead Bird… Researched To Death Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader IHNFC I'll Sleep When You're Dead Toto, I've Got a Feeling We're Not Alive Anymore I Told You I Was Ill Izanami Orders the California Roll Jellydead Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Di, Dodi and their pet dodo JoeRam Finding Chemo They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar LastOrders Lidders Late Lamentables Live Forever With Line 5 Lord Gravedigger Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs The Hidden Persuader Mercarte Morbid United FC Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mortem Omnibus Mourning Glory  Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Nervous Nineties Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Grief Hijackers NorthernFoxiles Nosoup4U! No Weddings And Twenty Funerals  Obituaries 'R' Us  OldPolsEtc Old People Party Of 20 Oscar The Beast Paint the town DEAD with the Rocket Man Partridge As Reaper Pedro’s Catacomb Clique Permanent Lip Pickett's Popped Off Picks Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky Rotting Kanzlerin  Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel  Say Hello To The Angels Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce She's A Goner Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Simply Dead  Sircandy's All Stars Snuff’s Enough Song To The Siren Sonnys Suicide Solutions  Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS Tentoesup The Conqueror Worm The Dear Departed  The Dead Certs The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment The Grateful Dead Dickie's Gone the Way of the Dinosaurs The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu There goes another one! :) The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers  The Walking Dead The Worm Your Honour They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Welshman Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded Where's My Damn List?  Who Turned Out The Lights? Windsor The Troll Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce You Ain't Seen Me, Right? You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zombie Nation Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Gad, Josh Born 23 February 1981  (Hollywood, California, USA) Chubby faced former 'Daily Show' correspondent, hated by parents everywhere as the voice of Olaf the Snowman in 'Frozen'. No I Don't Want To Build A Fucking Snowman

Gadahn, Adam Yahiye  Born 1 September 1978  (Oregon, USA) Died 19 January 2015  (Pakistan) Age at death: 36  (read death notice) American who converted to Islam and his now one of Al-Qaeda's leading operatives. Girlfriend In a Coma...it's serious The Wanky Yankee

Gaddafi, Saif al-Islam Born 25 June 1972  (Tripoli, Libya) Son of Colonel Gaddafi, and one of his henchmen. Captured in 2011. Now on trial. Alfred Lord Heinous …and There Was Great Rejoicing Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Gaga, Lady Born 28 March 1986  (New York City, New York, USA) Glamorous pop star that dem kids are listening to. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Death Can Be Funny Diana Rots The Bald and the Beautiful Sick Scouser In Black

Gagne, Verne  Born 26 February 1926  (Robbinsdale, Minnesota, USA) Died 27 April 2015  (Bloomington, Minnesota, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Former professional wrestler and American football player. Little Eadie's Euthanizers The Hidden Persuader Pencil Neck Geeks

Galabru, Michel Born 27 October 1922  (Safi, Morocco) Veteran French actor. Les Trompettes De La Mort

Gale, Bob Born 21 May 1951  (University City, Missouri, USA) Hollywood screenwriter. Co-wrote 'Back to the Future' with Robert Zemeckis. End of the Future

Galifianakis, Zach Born 1 October 1969  (Wilkesboro, North Carolina, USA) Comedian and actor who really came to fame in 'The Hangover'. Spongebob Ate My Hamster

Gall, Sandy Born 1 October 1927  (Penang, Malaysia) British journalist and former ITN newsreader & reporter. Bloody Dead Rep Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Lard Bazaar See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!!!

Gallacher, Bernard Born 9 February 1949  (Bathgate, Scotland) Retired professional golfer. Captained Europe to Ryder Cup success in 1995. Daughter is Sky Sports wet dream Kirsty Gallacher. In the Hole! Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Gallagher, Frankie Date and place of birth unknown Spokesperson for the loyalist Ulster Political Research Group. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Gallagher, Leo Born 24 July 1946  (Fort Bragg, North Carolina, USA) AKA Gallagher, American prop comedian, who is famous for smashing watermelons! Laughter Kills

Galliano, John Born 28 November 1960  (Gibraltar) Fashion designer who was sacked as head designer at Christian Dior after making anti-semetic comments in 2011. Last Train To Palookaville

Galtung, Johan Born 24 October 1930  (Oslo, Norway) Norwegian sociologist, originally known for his founding work in peace and conflict studies but now famed for his massively anti-Semitic theories on media control. Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Galyon, Donnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins, who have also done work in the entertainment business because of their unusual situation. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Galyon, Ronnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Gambon, Michael Born 19 October 1940  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Actor - made it big in 'The Singing Detective' and has been in the last 2 Harry Potter films as Dumbledore. Recently popped up in 'Doctor Who'. I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes Nosoup4U!

Gandhi, Sonia Born 9 December 1946  (Lusiana, Veneto, Italy) Italian-born Indian politician, the widow of Rajiv Gandhi. Vive La Mort

Garavani, Valentino Born 11 May 1932  (Voghera, Italy) Fashion designer, synonymous with 1960s Italian couture. Designed Jackie Onassis's second wedding dress. Powder's Picks

Garbutt, James Born in Houghton-Le-Spring, England  (exact date unknown) Character actor, fifth or sixth down the cast list for 'Middlemarch', 'When the Boat Comes In', 'The Manageress' and countless other TV dramas of the past 50 years. Born 1925. The Cobbles To A Coffin

Garcia, Jorge Born 28 April 1973  (Omaha, Nebraska, USA) Actor and comedian best known for his role as Hurley Reyes in 'Lost'. Obese City

Garden, Graeme Born 18 February 1943  (Aberdeen, Scotland) Qualified doctor, but became famous as one of 'The Goodies', and has been involved in broadcasting ever since the late 1960s. The Blue And White Reaper

Garland, Seán Born 7 March 1934  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Member of the original Irish Republican Army before it changed to the Workers Party, which he became president of in 2000. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Garner, Alan Born 17 October 1934  (Congleton, Cheshire, USA) English fantasy writer. Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Garr, Teri Born 11 December 1944  (Lakewood, Ohio, USA) US film & TV star, now battling MS. Not Fade Away

Garrett, Leif Born 8 November 1961  (Hollywood, California, USA) Former teen actor & singing star, who has fallen on hard times with a number of drink & drugs related mishaps. Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad

Gascoigne, Bamber Born 24 January 1935  (London, England) Author & TV personality, former host of 'University Challenge'. No Weddings And Twenty Funerals

Gascoigne, Paul Born 27 May 1967  (Gateshead, Co Durham, England) Flawed genius of the football field, who played for Newcastle United, Spurs, Lazio, Rangers and of course England, when he wasn't busy boozing and/or crying. On and off the wagon constantly. It's Grim Up North 2016? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aardvark's Bupa Listing ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away The Love Boat Bury My Stiffy Come Die With Me  Couldn't even make 50, what lightweights DeadEnders Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Don't Eat The Figs  Drop Dead Celebration Embalmy Army Falling Off The Perch Get ya Popcorn Ready Gag Slow And Die Gazza's A Gonna  George Lass and the Gravelings Going Green Grendel's Graveyard  H5N1 I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Finding Chemo Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Lard Bazaar Long Shot Kick De Bucket Madonna's Hand of Bod Mourning Glory NorthernFoxiles P@F Slain By Sin Permanent Lip Seasideessexxile See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!!! Shaun of the Dead 69 Shovelful Of Dirt Snuff’s Enough Song To The Siren Sonnys Suicide Solutions STAB_in_the_DARK Stiffer Steaks Sudden Death The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Blue And White Reaper The Conqueror Worm Sovereign-Reaper The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment The Grateful Dead Dickie's Gone the Way of the Dinosaurs The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Newstreet Boys Death Squad There's A Shiva In The Park The Grim Grampian Reapers The Walking Dead The Wanky Yankee "So long and thanks for all the Fish" You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zombie Nation

Gascoine, Jill Born 11 April 1937  (Lambeth, London, England) Actress in 'The Onedin Line' and novelist. COrPSe & SLEUTHS

Gass, William H. Born 30 July 1924  (Fargo, North Dakota, USA) Postmodernist author of 'The Tunnel'. Buckets O Blood

Gates, Sr., William H. Born 30 November 1925  (Bremerton, Washington, USA) Former Lawyer and father of Microsoft founder Bill Gates. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Gatti, Armand Born 26 January 1924  (Monaco Ville, Monaco, France) French playwright. Death is International

Gaudette, Sister Cecilia Born 25 March 1902  (Manchester, New Hampshire, USA) American-born nun, now resident in Rome who decided to vote in the 2008 US Presiential election, 52 years after the last time. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Gavin, John Born 8 April 1931  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known for his role as Janet Leigh's boyfriend in 'Psycho'. Keeper Of The Heads

Gaynes, George Born 16 May 1917  (Helskini, Finland) Probably best known to movie audiences as Commandant Lassard in the endless 'Police Academy' series. 16 Is The Number COrPSe & SLEUTHS  Dead And Dusted 2 Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Faster Than A Dead Horse Team Cat AIDS The Old Ones Are The Pests Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Gaynor, Gloria Born 7 September 1949  (Newark, New Jersey, USA) R & B singer who enjoyed great success in the 1970s with hits such as 'I Will Survive' and 'Never Can Say Goodbye', making her something of a gay icon. LastOrders

Gaynor, Mitzi Born 4 September 1931  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hollywood singer and dancer of the 1950s. Was the second musical guest on the night of The Beatles' debut appearance on 'The Ed Sullivan Show'. Death On The Rocks

Gedda, Nicolai Born 11 July 1925  (Stockholm, Sweden) Swedish opera singer. Death is International

Geilberger, Al Born 1 September 1937  (Red Bluff, California, USA) Winner of the 1966 PGA Championship and the first golfer to post a sub-60 round in a professional tournament. In the Hole!

Geldof, Pixie Born 17 September 1990  (London, England) Daughter of Sir Bob Geldof & general waste of space, like her sister Peaches. P@F Slain By Sin

Genda, Ambrose Patrick Born 20 April 1927  (Gerihun, Kenema District, Sierra Leone) One of the five men to serve as Sierra Leone's prime minister during the ever-so-slightly unstable year of 1967. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Genscher, Hans-Dietrich Born 21 March 1927  (Reideburg, Germany) Long serving foreign minister of (West) Germany. Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Gento, Francisco Born 21 October 1933  (Guarnizo, Spain) Legendary footballer for Real Madrid. Won 6 European Cup winners medals. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Georg of Hohenzollern, Johann Born 31 July 1932  (Sigmaringen, Germany) Eighth in line to the throne of Romania. And people complain that selecting reality TV stars is cheapening the DDP? The Vyrdolak

George, Barry Born 15 April 1960  (Hammersmith, London, England) Accused, but subsquently cleared of killing TV presenter Jill Dando in 1999. Old Lags And Old Slags (Revisited)

George, Bobby Born 16 February 1945  (Manor Park, East London, England) Cockney darts player. The only person in the world who wears more jewellery than Michael Carroll. By Royal Ascent

George, Boy Born 14 June 1961  (Eltham, Kent, England) Cross-dressing lead singer of Culture Club and later solo artist, born George Alan O'Dowd. Old Lags And Old Slags (Revisited)

George, Elizabeth Born 26 February 1949  (Warren, Ohio, USA) American author of the British-based 'Inspector Lynley' detective novels. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

George, Francis  Born 16 January 1937  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 17 April 2015  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Archbishop of Chicago since 1997. Crossing The Styx Deceased Hose GMC Ghost Town I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! The Misers Paint the town DEAD with the Rocket Man The Living End Valar Morghulis Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Gerard, Gil Born 23 January 1943  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Star of 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Also got to flirt with Erin Gray, the lucky ol' dog. ZZ Topped

Gershon, Gina Born 10 June 1962  (San Fernando Valley, California, USA) Star of 'Showgirls' and 'Bound', two 1990s films you've watched solely for their plot and character development. Squid's Stiffs

Gervais, Ricky Born 25 June 1961  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Annoying one trick pony. Hit paydirt with the mockumentary 'The Office' in 2001, perhaps the most monumentally overrated programme in the history of television. Comedy Cremations

Gest, David Born 11 May 1953  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Weird-looking but highly amusing former husband of Liza Minnelli, a US television producer who now appears in "celebrity" shows in the UK. Last Train To Palookaville The Reaper can still find you in the closet

Ghani, Ashraf Born 12 February 1949  (Logar, Afghanistan) Current president of Afghanistan. The Reaper's Apprentice

Ghiggia, Alcides  Born 22 December 1926  (Montevideo, Uruguay) Died 16 July 2015  (Montevideo, Uruguay) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) The last surviving player from Uruguay's 1950 World Cup winning team. Scored the winner against Brazil. 2015 – And over... I Told You I Was Ill

Gibbons, Billy Born 16 December 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) AKA "Reverend Willie G", the guitarist in ZZ Top. ZZ Topped

Gibson, Debi Born in Stoke-on-Trent, England  (exact date unknown) Ex-model and actress. Played Kat Slater's mum in one of those 'EastEnders' flashback episodes and thus managed to get the fact she's dying of eye cancer on 'This Morning'. Born c. 1972. Amanita Virosa

Gibson, Hutton Born 26 August 1918  (Montclair, New Jersey, USA) Father of Mel Gibson. Also a religious writer & activist. Coattails To The Grave  Death is (a) Relative

Gibson, Mel Born 3 January 1956  (Peerskill, New York, USA) Actor, born in the US, but raised in Australia, where he found fame through the Mad Max films. Since then, he's been one of Hollywood's top actors. More recently has been directing bizarre films & insulting policemen. 1 Dead In Ohio 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death

Gifford, Kathie Lee Born 16 August 1953  (Paris, France) American TV personality. Deadlee

Gilbert, Lewis Born 6 March 1920  (London, England) English film director, producer & screenwriter, notably of both war films and three James Bond movies. Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Obituaries 'R' Us The Reaper's Apprentice

Gilbert, Ronnie  Born 7 September 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 6 June 2015  (Mill Valley, California, USA) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Folk singer (The Weavers). ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Giles, Ashley Born 19 March 1973  (Chertsey, Surrey, England) Former test cricketer for England. By Royal Ascent

Giles, Bill Born 18 November 1939  (Dittisham, Devon, England) Popular weather forecaster for the BBC for many years before his retirement in 2000. Death Sings Our Name

Gilliam, Terry Born 22 November 1940  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) The only non-British member of the Monty Python team and director of a whole bunch of films that don't quite work. Comedy Cremations

Gillis, Ann Born 12 February 1927  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Actress. Last survivor of 1939 film 'Beau Geste'. I Hear Voices

Gilot, Francoise Born 26 November 1921  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French painter and muse to the legendary Pablo Picasso. Fireball Tick Tock

Gilzean, Alan Born 23 October 1938  (Coupar Angus, Scotland) Languid footballer, formerly with Dundee, Spurs & Scotland. Old People Smell Of Piss

Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Born 15 March 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to be elected to the United States Supreme Court. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go AceDeathware Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead Breathless In Seattle Circling The Drain Crazycarl Death Can Be Funny Freddie The Cat Dead Bird… Kennedy Driving School Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Mr C Mr. Yuck Say Hi To Uncle George Tentoesup The End of the World As We Know It

Giscard D'Estaing, Valéry Born 2 February 1926  (Koblenz, Germany) President of France from 1974-81. HackinNcackin' Hell To The Chief Les Trompettes De La Mort Pool Ghoul Toasted Brown Bread Wayne Manor We're All Gonna Die!

Giuliani, Rudolph Born 28 May 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mayor of New York, 1994-2001. Died In The Wool

Givens, Ahmad "Real"  Born 2 January 1982  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 20 February 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 33  (read death notice) Rapper and reality TV show contestant. Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Brimful Of Asha Star Dust

Glaser, Paul Michael Born 25 March 1943  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, Starsky of 'Starsky and Hutch' fame. COrPSe & SLEUTHS

Glass, Jennifer Date and place of birth unknown Another cancer blogger. This one's American. Died in August 2015 but no obit arrived… The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Glassford, Bill Born 8 March 1914  (Lancaster, Ohio, USA) Retired American footballer. Fuck 'Em All

Gleason, Steve Born 19 March 1977  (Spokane, Washington, USA) Former American footballer, who is now suffering from ALS. I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Wall Street Massacre

Gleeson, Brendan Born 29 March 1955  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish actor who took up acting in his 30s but is now a regular on film and TV. I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes

Glenn, John Born 18 June 1921  (Cambridge, Ohio, USA) Astronaut and politician - the first American to orbit Earth. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Deader Than A Dead Thing Death Sings Our Name  Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Gazza's A Gonna Grim McGraw Grim Sleeper Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables Old People Party Of 20 Say Hi To Uncle George Tick Tock Time's-Up Team Toetag4U

Glenn, Scott Born 26 January 1941  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Film actor, has been in 'Hunt for Red October' and 'Silence of the Lambs'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Gless, Sharon Born 31 May 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Sergeant Christine Cagney in 'Cagney and Lacey', since then has turned up on 'Burn Notice' and the US version of 'Queer As Folk'. COrPSe & SLEUTHS

Glitter, Gary Born 8 May 1944  (Banbury, Oxfordshire, England) 1970s glam rocker who was jailed in 1999 for possession of hardcore child porn. "Do you wanna be in my gang?" Er...we'll give it a miss, thanks, Gary. Come Die With Me Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Old Lags And Old Slags (Revisited) Old People Smell Of Piss Over & Out Sing Your Last Song For Me

Glock, Gaston Born 19 July 1929  (Vienna, Austria) Found of the firearms company Glock, who didn't start designing guns until he was well into his 50s. Well, it's something to do… Lard Bazaar

Glock, Timo Born 18 March 1982  (Lindenfels, West Germany) German Formula 1 racing driver. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Glockler, Nigel Born 24 January 1953  (Hove, Sussex, England) Drummer for NWOBHM act Saxon. Long Shot Kick De Bucket

Glover, Bruce Born 2 May 1932  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor - played the camp assassin Mr Wint in the 1971 James Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Glover, Crispin Born 20 April 1964  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor best known for his role as the feckless George McFly in the 1980s classic 'Back to the Future'. End of the Future Last Train To Palookaville

Glover, Julian Born 27 March 1935  (London, England) Reknowned actor who's appeared on stage, screen and tv and is an aluminous of the 'Star Wars, 'James Bond' and 'Doctor Who' series. All's Well That Ends Well I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

Goalby, Bob Born 14 March 1929  (Belleville, Illinois, USA) Golfer who won the 1968 PGA Masters due to an incorrectly filled-in scorecard. In the Hole!

Godard, Jean-Luc Born 3 December 1930  (Paris, France) Acclaimed French film director from the "New Wave" school of film-making. Cashier Number 85 Please! Les Francais Vieu Les Trompettes De La Mort

Goddard, Liza Born 20 January 1950  (Smethwick, West Midlands, England) Despite her roles in countless kids' TV series, still best known for being the female team captain on 'Give Us A Clue' for years. Puke on My Grave

Godfrey, Robert John Born 30 July 1947  (Kent, England) Founder and sole permanent member of prog rockers The Enid. Carkers Convention 2015

Godwin, Glen Stewart Born 26 June 1958  (Miami, Florida, USA) Escaped prisoner, one of the ten most wanted men in America. Obituaries 'R' Us

Goelz, Dave Born 16 July 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Jim Henson Company puppeteer, the long-time operator of Gonzo the Rat as well as the current man behind Dr Bunsen and Waldorf. Alright Dave

Goetz, Bernhard Born 7 November 1947  (New York City, New York, USA) Man who shot four black muggers in 1984, sparking off one of the biggest stateside media circuses of the 1980s. Also one of the few people mentioned in the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start The Fire' who are still living. Death Sings Our Name

Golpayegani, Lotfollah Safi Born 20 February 1919  (Golpaygan, Iran) Iranian cleric. Death is International

Gomez, Selena Born 22 July 1992  (Grand Prairie, Texas, USA) The starlet of 'The Wizards of Waverley Place' who, in a stunningly original move for Disney Channel actresses, then embarked on a pop career that involved her wearing very few clothes. Alfred Lord Heinous

Goode, Coleridge  Born 29 November 1914  (St Andrews, Jamaica, West Indies) Died 2 October 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Jazz double bassist. Played with Max Ellington and Joe Harriott. Carkers Convention 2015

Goodman, John Born 20 June 1952  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Rotund funnyman, actor and on-screen husband of Roseanne. The Honey Trap

Goody, Gordon Born 11 March 1930  (London, England) Member of the great train robbers of 1963. Brown Bananas Tick Tock Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Goodyear, Julie Born 29 March 1942  (Heywood, Lancashire, England) Gobby Northern actress who played Bet Lynch in 'Coronation Street' for 25 years. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix The Blue And White Reaper

Gorbachev, Mikhail Born 2 March 1931  (Privolnoye, Stavropol, Russia) Joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union in 1952, rising steadily to become its General Secretary from 1985-91 and President of the USSR from 1990-91. Has a map of Italy tattooed on his head for some reason. Deadly As Sin Till You Win Faster Than A Dead Horse Guild Of Master Reapers Hell To The Chief Inigo, I Hope We Win Kennedy Driving School Grief Hijackers "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders Sid And Marty Coffin Spongebob Ate My Hamster Team Cat AIDS Wayne Manor

Gordon-Lennox, Charles Born 8 January 1955  (Sussex, England) Heir apparent to the Dukedom of Richmond. Manages the Goodwood estate, famous for it's horse and motor racing. The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Gordy, Berry Born 28 November 1929  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Record executive & producer, mostly associated with "Motown" music. Dead Is Dead See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!!! Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Snort The Ashes

Gore, Al Born 31 March 1948  (Washington D.C., USA) Former US Vice President and Presidential candidate. Famously lost the 2000 election to George W. Bush despite having the majority of the popular vote. Now a prominent environmentalist. Obese City

Gore, Lesley  Born 2 May 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 16 February 2015  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Singer, whose biggest hit came when she was 16 - 'It's My Party', in 1963. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Gosling, Ryan Born 12 November 1980  (London, Ontario, Canada) Ask your girlfriend… No Uggo's Allowed

Gould, Elliott Born 29 August 1938  (New York City, New York, USA) Star of 'The Long Goodbye' and 'M*A*S*H', married to Barbra Streisand for eight years. Not Fade Away

Grady, Mike Born 6 February 1946  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Best known for playing the henpecked Barry in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of the Summer Winos

Grafton, Sue Born 24 April 1940  (Louisville, Kentucky, USA) Detective novelist, known for her alphabetical series of books ('A is for Alibi' etc). in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, "Superstar" Billy Born 7 June 1943  (Paradise Valley, Arizona, USA) Born Eldridge Wayne Coleman. Former WWF World Heavyweight Champion. Dead Amigo 20 Crazycarl Funeral Holmes Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN I'm Fed Up With This World Shovelful Of Dirt STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Team Cat AIDS The Dead Cows

Graham, Bill Born 18 September 1918  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) American jazz saxophonist. 2015 – And over...

Graham, Caroline Born 17 July 1931  (Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England) Novelist and creator of Inspector Barnaby, of which the endless 'Midsomer Murders' TV series is based on. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, David Born 11 July 1925  (London, England) Actor, best known for his voice work on 'Thunderbirds' as Parker and Brains and on 'Doctor Who' as one of the voices of the Daleks. I Hear Voices

Graham, Rev Billy Born 7 November 1918  (Charlotte, North Carolina, USA) Travelling evangelist who has been preaching his doctrine of sin and salvation around the world for almost 60 years. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1992. 1 Dead In Ohio  2016? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before 2 Sick Not 2 Quit  5 Feet And 1 To Go  AceDeathware Dead Amigo 20  Ambledown Antique Artistes Bazzilliant Beyond A Little Peaky Black Penguins Of Doom Bladerunner Worm Fodder Breathless In Seattle Buzzards Bxboy422 Carkers Convention 2015 C.A.Daver Coffinitup The Love Boat Bury My Stiffy Compost Corner Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Dance On Your Grave DDP Tofoa DeadEnders Deadies 2 Drop Deadline Death Neblula 3000 Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids Deathlist.net Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Death Stalks United Deceased Hose Dickys Dawn of the Dead Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doornails R Us Drop Dead Celebration Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Four Score Years And Ten Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter George Lass and the Gravelings Girlfriend In A Coma Goat Army Going Green Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper Guild Of Master Reapers H5N1 HackinNcackin' From Here To Eternity  Researched To Death Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Di, Dodi and their pet dodo JoeRam Jumptheshark 6.0 Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Larry King Dead, Only On CNN LastOrders Weakend At Bernies  Manuel's Stiffs The Hidden Persuader Mercarte Moldy Oldies Morbid United FC Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Nervous Nineties Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good Nosoup4U! Not At All Well No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us OldPolsEtc Old People Party Of 20 Only Fools and Corpses Windsor's OBE Paint the town DEAD with the Rocket Man Pedro’s Catacomb Clique Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pity da Foolz I'm Fed Up With This World Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Say Hi To Uncle George  Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile See You In Hell Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Inquilinekea/Simfish Simply Dead Sonnys Suicide Solutions Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers STAB_in_the_DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Brotherhood Of The Worm The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm The Dead Cows The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment The Grave Robbers The Grateful Dead Dickie's Gone the Way of the Dinosaurs The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu There goes another one! :) The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers The Worm Your Honour They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Valar Morghulis Wall Street Massacre Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded Windsor The Troll Worm Farmer You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life.

Grammer, Kelsey Born 21 February 1955  (Saint Thomas, US Virgin Isles) Actor & comedian, best known as the lead role in 'Frasier', but also for his roles in 'Cheers' and 'The Simpsons' (as the voice of Sideshow Bob). Suffered a heart-attack in 2008. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Grandin, Temple Born 29 August 1947  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) American professor and doctor of Animal Science. ZZ Topped

Grange, Kenneth Born 17 July 1929  (London, England) Modernist and one of Britain's leading product designers. Responsible for the looks of the Kodak Instamatic, the Intercity 125 train and the first UK parking meters, among others. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Granger, Kate Born in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Doctor for the elderly at Pinderfields Hospital, who has become more famous for her blog and other charity and media events profiling her fight against terminal cancer. Born 1981. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death And My Name Is Larry! Bazzilliant  The Choir Invisibule 2015 Beyond A Little Peaky  Biologically Dead Body Snatcher's Body-Count Aye, they're off the fags alright Carkers Convention 2015 Couldn't even make 50, what lightweights  Crofty's Coffin Crew Crossing The Styx  Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Space 5000 Deceased Hose Drunkasaskunk Eejit Embalmy Army Ethnic Cleansing  David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Guild Of Master Reapers Dead Bird…  Brimful Of Asha Inigo, I Hope We Win  I Told You I Was Ill  Jacques Oeuf JoeRam Jumptheshark 6.0 Finding Chemo Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Live Forever With Line 5  Weakend At Bernies The Hidden Persuader The Misers Mr C Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good Pan Breed P@F Deathlist Pedro’s Catacomb Clique People I Think Might Die In 2015 United Pity da Foolz Plowing The Deep Puzlman's Passing Picks Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Golden Slumbers Shaun of the Dead 69  Star Dust Chemo Sabee  Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Anfield Iron  The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order  The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The Dead Cows  The Deadest of the Dead Sovereign-Reaper The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Mount Deadpool Society This Mortal Coil  Thomas Jefferson Survives Tomb It May Concern  Valar Morghulis Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Grant, Allie Born 14 February 1994  (Tupelo, Mississippi, USA) Former child star, played Isabelle in the oh-so-edgy dramedy 'Weeds'. Brimful Of Asha

Grant, Lee Born 31 October 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. Blacklisted by Hollywood in the 1950s. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Grant, Russell Born 4 February 1951  (Middlesex, England) Large, camp TV and newspaper astrologer. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Grass, Günter  Born 16 October 1927  (Danzig, Germany) Died 13 April 2015  (Lübeck, Germany) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) German Nobel Prize-winning novelist and writer of 'The Tin Drum'. 16 Is The Number

Grassley, Chuck Born 17 September 1933  (New Hartford, Iowa, USA) US Republican from Iowa since 1981. Bxboy422

Graveney, Tom  Born 16 June 1927  (Riding Mill, Northumberland, England) Died 3 November 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former England Test cricketer turned commentator. Coffin Fit

Gravy, Wavy Born 15 May 1936  (East Greenbush, New York, USA) US hippie entertainer and activist. Tomb It May Concern

Gray, Ugly Dave Born 26 December 1933  (Manchester, England) Australian TV personality. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Gray, Vivean Born 20 July 1924  (Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, England) TV actress - played Mrs Mangel in Aussie soap 'Neighbours'. Drop Dead Celebration Finding Chemo

Greatbatch, Shaun Born 13 July 1969  (Newmarket, Suffolk, England) Darts player, now suffering from cancer. And My Name Is Larry!

Greaves, Jimmy Born 20 February 1940  (Poplar, London, England) British football legend. Sudden Death Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead There Or Thereabouts

Green, Cee Lo Born 30 March 1974  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Obese singer of Soul, hip hop and R&B music. Obese City

Green, Seth Born 8 February 1974  (West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor, best known as Oz in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and Scott Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Greenbaum, Norman Born 20 November 1942  (Malden, Massachusetts, USA) Singer - 'Spirit in the Sky' Dead And Dusted 2

Greenberg, Mona Date and place of birth unknown Stage actress. Was married to the actor Karl Malden for 71 years until his death in 2009. Death is (a) Relative

Greene, Shecky Born 8 April 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Comedian who has been a headline act in Las Vegas for over 30 years. Real name Sheldon Greenfield. Laughter Kills

Greenspan, Alan Born 6 March 1926  (New York, New York, USA) Economist, former US Federal Reserve chairman from 1987-2006. AceDeathware Economics - The Fatal Science

Greenstein, Barry Born 30 December 1954  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Winner of three World Series of Poker bracelets and owner of a very tidy beard. Poker Hall Of Fame

Greenwood, Kerry Born 17 June 1954  (Melbourne, Australia) Australian detective novelist behind the 'Honourable Phryne Fisher' series of books. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Greer, Germaine Born 29 January 1939  (Melbourne, Australia) Six-foot tall, tub-thumping feminist Aussie writer, best known for her book 'The Female Eunuch' and her frequent appearances on chat shows, where she tries to make out that she isn't that scary really. Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

Gregg, Forrest Born 18 October 1933  (Birthright, Texas, USA) Three-time Superbowl-winning offensive tackle and Hall of Fame American footballer. Alfred Lord Heinous

Gregg, Victor Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Author of 'The Rifleman', a book about his military past. Served in India, Palestine, Norh Africa, Italy and Arnhem. Born 1919. The Choir Invisibule 2015

Gregory, John Born 11 May 1954  (Scunthorpe, England) Manager of Aston Villa during their probably-not-to-be-repeated-soon title challenge in the 1998/99 season. His career has somewhat flatlined since then, having floated around the Israeli and Kazakh leagues. Chemo Sabee

Gretzky, Wayne Born 26 January 1961  (Brantford, Ontario, Canada) Legendary former Ice Hockey player. Tarkinator

Grey, Beryl Born 11 June 1927  (Highgate, London, England) One of the finest ballerinas Britain had in the 20th Century. Brown Bananas

Grey, Joel Born 11 April 1932  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Played the Master of Ceremonies in 'Cabaret' and came out of the closet (as if there was any need to) at the age of 82. Where's My Damn List?

Griffin, Nick Born 1 March 1959  (Barnet, London, England) Odious former leader of the British National Party. Made a controversial appearance on BBC TV's 'Question Time' in 2009. Now an MEP. You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Griffith, Frank Born 15 August 1988  (place of birth unknown) Former Derbyshire cricketer. Girlfriend In a Coma...it's serious Girlfriend In A Coma

Griffiths, Derek Born 15 July 1946  (Woking, Surrey, England) Much adored children's TV presenter and actor from 'Play School' and 'Heads and Tales'. Bury My Stiffy

Griffiths, Trevor Born 4 April 1935  (Manchester, England) Left-wing playwright and television scriptwriter. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Grimes, (musician) Born 17 March 1988  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Try-hard Canadian 21st century version of Lene Lovich, looks like she has bad personal hygiene. Obscura Camera

Grimes, Karolyn Born 4 July 1940  (Hollywood, California, USA) Child actress best known for the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life'. Jellydead

Grimes, Martha Born 2 May 1931  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Detective novelist of the 'Richard Jury' books. Another American author writing 'British' mysteries! in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Groening, Matt Born 15 February 1954  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Creator & animator of 'The Simpsons'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Groff, Jonathan Born 26 March 1985  (Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA) Played Rachel's love interest in the first season of 'Glee'. Will he be joining Cory Monteith in that great talent show in the sky? No I Don't Want To Build A Fucking Snowman

Grönloh, Anneke Born 7 June 1942  (Tondano, Indonesia) Represented the Netherlands at the 1964 Eurovision Song Contest and appeared in the first series of Belgian Celebrity Big Brother. Didn't win either. Minions Of Xuleneb

Gross, Michael C.  Born 3 October 1945  (Newburgh, New York, USA) Died 16 November 2015  (Oceanside, California, USA) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Graphic designer, created the Ghostbusters logo. The Living End Thomas Jefferson Survives

Gruber, Ruth Born 30 September 1911  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist who also worked for the U.S. government in the Second World War. Obituarynotice Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Gubar, Susan Born 30 November 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Professor of English and Women's Studies at Indiana University. Deceased Hose

Gucci Mane, (rapper) Born 12 February 1980  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Trap rapper with 14 albums and 10 arrests since 2005. Has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face. Larry King Dead, Only On CNN

Guelleh, Ismail Omar Born 27 November 1947  (Dire Dawa, Ethiopia) President of Djibouti since 1999. Pierre's List

Guillaume, Robert Born 30 November 1927  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actor, better known in the US, though he has starred in many international movie hits, including 'The Lion King'. I Hear Voices

Guldbrandsen, Christine Born 19 March 1985  (Bergen, Norway) Norwegian folk-pop singer, came 14th at the 2006 Eurovision. Death For Everybody

Gülen, Fethullah Born 27 April 1941  (Pasinler District, Turkey) Moderate Islamic preacher, currently living in the USA due to issues with the Turkish government. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Gunn, Tim Born 29 July 1953  (Washington D.C., USA) Fashion guru, voice actor and TV personality. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Gurney, Dan Born 13 April 1931  (Port Jefferson, New York, USA) Legendary and hugely popular former Grand Prix and Indy 500 driver. Red-Flagged

Guy, Athol Born 5 January 1940  (Colac, Victoria, Australia) Double bass player for The Seekers who later had successful careers in Australian light entertainment TV and politics. Relegated 4 Life

Guy, Richard K. Born 30 September 1916  (Nuneaton, England) Professor Emeritus of Mathematics at the University of Calgary, mainly concerned with game theory. Old People, Young Death The Vyrdolak

Gwynne Jones, Alun Born 5 December 1919  (Llantaruam, Monmouthshire, Wales) Born Alun Arthur Gwynne Jones. Former Foreign Office minister and military historian. I Told You I Was Ill

Gyatso, Tenzin Born 6 July 1935  (Takster, Qinghai, China) His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. According to our contributor, he's a nice guy, you'd want him for a grandfather, and he is both the head of state and the spiritual leader of Tibet. Book of Revel-asians Tarkinator The Brotherhood Of The Worm

Gyllenhaal, Jake Born 19 December 1980  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Film actor, still best known as the troubled Donnie Darko in the cult 2001 film of the same name. William Hague's Special Friend

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