Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2015: H

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Haase, Erich Born 7 September 1928  (Großenhain, Germany) Politician in the former GDR, served as Minister of Stock management from 1968 to 1971. GDR - German Dead Republik

Habré, Hissène Born 13 September 1942  (Faya-Largeau, Chad) President of Chad from 1982 until 1990. Arrested in 2013 in Senegal and charged with war crimes. Pierre's List

Hackman, Gene Born 30 January 1930  (San Bernardino, California, USA) Prolific American actor. Dead Amigo 20 Cashier Number 85 Please! COrPSe & SLEUTHS Squid's Stiffs The Final Curtaincall

Hadžic, Goran Born 7 September 1958  (Vinkovci, Yugoslavia) Former president of Serbian Krajina. Currently on trial for war crimes. Golden Slumbers

Haewon, Lee Born 24 February 1919  (Seoul, Korea) Pretender to the throne of Korea. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Haf, Heulwen Born in Corwen, Denbighshire, Wales  (exact date unknown) Television presenter and alternative therapist. Born 1944. On The Box/In The Box

Haggard, Merle Born 6 April 1937  (Bakersfield, California, USA) Country music singer & songwriter. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Last Gasp Saloon Let Us Embalm You See You In Heaven You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

Hagon, Garrick Born 27 September 1939  (London, England) Best known as Biggs Darklighter from 'Star Wars' - Darklighter was Luke Skywalker's best pal that became a pilot. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

Haigh, Kenneth Born 25 March 1931  (Mexborough, South Yorkshire, England) British stage and screen actor best known for 'Man at the Top' and as Jimmy Porter in the original stage production of 'Look Back in Anger' in 1956. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Haitink, Bernard Born 4 March 1929  (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Dutch violinst and conductor. Minions Of Xuleneb Time's-Up Team

Hall, Albert P. Born 10 November 1937  (Boothton, Alabama, USA) American character actor, best known as Chief Phillips in 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Hall, Eddy Born 15 January 1988  (Newcastle-under-Lyme, England) 2014 Winner of Britain’s Strongest Man competition. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death

Hall, John Born 21 March 1933  (Ashington, Northumberland, England) Businessman and former majority shareholder of Newcastle United FC. Going Green

Hall, Michael C. Born 1 February 1971  (Raleigh, North Carolina, USA) Actor. Star of the rather dubious TV series 'Dexter' about a serial killer who happens to kill other murderers. Yeah, right, like that'll get you off... Old People Smell Of Piss

Hall, Monty Born 25 August 1923  (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) Host of various American game shows, well-known (over there, at least) for presenting 'Let's Make a Deal'. Fireball Insert Name Here Nosoup4U! Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Hall, Stuart Born 25 December 1929  (Hyde, Greater Manchester, England) Forrmer BBC local news anchor and host of 'It's a Knockout'. Jailed in 2013 for a series of sex crimes. It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing All That Glitters Is Not Mould …and There Was Great Rejoicing C.A.Daver Dead Spotters Death Stalks United Doornails R Us Dress re-Hearse-als Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Hangman's XX I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead Live Forever With Line 5 Lord Gravedigger Old People Smell Of Piss Over & Out Partridge As Reaper Tarkinator The Grim Grampian Reapers Wormfood Scrubs You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Hall, Tom T. Born 25 May 1936  (Olive Hill, Kentucky, USA) Bluegrass singer and songwriter. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Hallenga, Kristin Born 5 October 1985  (Daventry, Northamptonshire, England) Won a Pride of Britain award in October 2009 that highlighted her brave fight against Stage IV Breast cancer. And My Name Is Larry! Crossing The Styx Dead Ends Diana Rots  Ethnic Cleansing Freddie The Cat Brimful Of Asha Hunting Halos Little Eadie's Euthanizers The Misers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia P@F Deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2015 United Plowing The Deep  Shaun of the Dead 69 Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Halliwell, Steve Born 21 March 1946  (Bury, Greater Manchester, England) British actor who plays Zak Dingle in 'Emmerdale'. Oldham Scalphunters

Hallyday, Johnny Born 15 June 1943  (Cité Malesherbes, Paris, France) France's most famous rock singer. Les Trompettes De La Mort Morbid United FC Pop Goes The Pop Star

Hamill, Dorothy Born 26 June 1956  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Winner of the ladies' 1976 figure skating Winter Olympic Gold. Died In The Wool

Hamilton, George Born 12 August 1939  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Well-tanned actor. Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother

Hamilton, Guy Born 16 September 1922  (Paris, France) French-born British filmmaker, who worked with Carol Reed on 'The Third Man', before having a successful career as a director, particularly of the James Bond films. Toto, I've Got a Feeling We're Not Alive Anymore  Unusual Suspects

Hamilton, Tom Born 31 December 1951  (Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA) Bassist with rock band Aerosmith. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Hamlin, Catherine Born 24 January 1924  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian gynaecologist and founder of the Addis Ababa Fistula hospital and nominee for the 2014 Nobel Peace Price. Alternative in Death - The Right Deadlihood Award

Hamm, Jon Born 10 March 1971  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) American actor from box-set favourites 'Mad Men' & '30 Rock'. "So long and thanks for all the Fish"

Hamm-Brücher, Hildegard Born 11 May 1921  (Essen, Germany) German politician. Former member of the FDP and was their presidential candidate in 1994. Left the party in 2002. Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Hamner, Jr., Earl Born 10 July 1923  (Schuyler, Virginia, USA) Writer and producer. Creator of 1970s hit series 'The Waltons'. Old People Smell Of Piss

Hancock, Sheila Born 22 February 1933  (Blackgang, Isle of Wight, England) Actress in TV & film, and widow of John Thaw. The Final Curtaincall

Handford, Wil  Date and place of birth unknown Died 7 October 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 24  (read death notice) British cage fighter diagnosed with terminal bowel cancer in May 2014. Born 1991. P@F Deathlist

Hanh, Nhat Born 11 October 1926  (Thua Thien Hue, Vietnam) Vietnamese Buddhist monk who suffered a brain haemorrhage in November 2014. Golden Slumbers

Haniyeh, Ismail Born 29 January 1948  (Al-Shati, Gaza, Palestine) Prime Minister of Palestine and member of Hamas. Born Jan 1963. 1 Dead In Ohio 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Say Hi To Uncle George

Hankey, Ted Born 20 February 1968  (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) Darts player, former BDO World Champion in 2000 and 2009. Tarkinator

Hannah, John Born 23 April 1962  (East Kilbride, Scotland) British film and television actor best known for 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' & 'The Mummy' franchise. Rotting Kanzlerin

Hansen, Alan Born 13 June 1955  (Sauchie, Scotland) Former Liverpool and Scotland defender turned miserably dour TV pundit. Retired from punditry in 2014. The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Hansen, Thor Born 23 June 1947  (Oslo, Norway) Top poker player, one of Norway's best. Has terminal cancer. The Wanky Yankee

Haqqani, Jalaluddin Born in Paktia Province, Afghanistan  (exact date unknown) Leader of the Haqqani network of insurgents fighting against the US/Nato presence in Afghanistan. Born c. 1939. Reportedly died and was buried in 2014... Biologically Dead

Haqqani, Sirajuddin Born in Afghanistan  (exact date unknown) Afghan warlord. Born between 1973 and 1977. Alfred Lord Heinous

Hara, Setsuko  Born 17 June 1920  (Yokohama, Kanagawa, Japan) Died 5 September 2015  (Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Veteran Japanese film actress. Dead Continent The Bedsoring '20s

Harald V of Norway, King Born 21 February 1937  (Skaugum, Oslo, Norway) The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. Was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer. By Royal Appointment Lead, Follow and Die This Year The Brotherhood Of The Worm

Hardegen, Reinhard Born 18 March 1913  (Bremen, Germany) German U-Boat captain, responsible for the sinking of 22 Allied ships in World War Two. You've sunk my battleship! Centenarians DeadEnders Gray Panthers Mortem Omnibus Inquilinekea/Simfish Three Digits Is Your Limit You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Hardiman, Terrence Born 6 April 1937  (Forest Gate, London, England) Actor, known for his role as 'The Demon Headmaster' Insert Name Here

Hardwick, Michelle Born 26 February 1976  (Wakefield, West Yorkshire, England) English lesbian actress who plays Vanessa Woodfield in 'Emmerdale'. Coffinio De Lesbos

Hardy, Robert Born 29 October 1925  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Veteran actor, best known as the vet Siegfried Farnon in 1970s TV drama 'All Creatures Great and Small', as well as playing Winston Churchill on many occasions. All's Well That Ends Well Death Neblula 3000 Dr Shipman's Waiting Room I Hope They Don't Have Horcruxes  Madonna's Hand of Bod The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury The Reaper's Apprentice

Härenstam, Magnus Born 19 June 1941  (Vastervik, Sweden) Swedish actor and former presenter of the Swedish version of 'Jeopardy'. Died in June 2015 but no obit. Predictor's Predictions

Harmer, John L. Born 29 April 1934  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Former state senator and Lt. Governor of California from 1974-1975. Dead And Dusted 2

Harper, Charlie Born 25 May 1944  (London, England) Singer with punk rockers UK Subs. Punks, Not Dead

Harper, Gerald Born 15 February 1929  (London, England) Actor, known for his titular roles in 'Adam Adamant Lives' and 'Hadleigh'. Brown Bananas Nearer My God To Thee Time's-Up Team

Harper, Valerie Born 22 August 1939  (Suffern, New York, USA) Actress best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern in 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and it's spin-off 'Rhoda', which was always shown last thing at night on BBC1 in the 1980s. 1 Dead In Ohio 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Alfred Lord Heinous All Part Of The Show... Right? Amanita Virosa Ambledown And My Name Is Larry! Bazzilliant Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead Buzzards Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Circling The Drain Coffinitup The Love Boat Compost Corner  Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crazycarl Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Crofty's Coffin Crew Dance On Your Grave Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Dusted Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Warning: Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Death Can Be Funny  Deathlist.net Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Diem Brown Memorial Deathsquad Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Eejit Embalmy Army Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Falling Off The Perch Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fireball  Get ya Popcorn Ready Funeral Holmes George Lass and the Gravelings Girlfriend In a Coma...it's serious Girlfriend In A Coma GMC Ghost Town Going Green Going Underground Grendel's Graveyard HackinNcackin' Dead Bird… Heads In A Bag  Hunting Halos I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jacques Oeuf Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Laughter Kills Let Us Embalm You Weakend At Bernies Mercarte The Misers MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality Morbid United FC Mr C  Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers .....Norfolk & Good NorthernFoxiles Nosoup4U! Not At All Well Noz4news Obituaries 'R' Us Only Fools and Corpses Pedro’s Catacomb Clique Plowing The Deep Puzlman's Passing Picks Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce She's A Goner  Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Tentoesup The Anfield Iron The Conqueror Worm The Dead Cows Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The Empire State Strikes Back The End of the World As We Know It The Grateful Dead The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Policies Of Benjamin Netanyahu There's A Shiva In The Park The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Wanky Yankee They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Welshman Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. ZZ Topped

Harrell, Rob Born in Bloomington, Indiana, USA  (exact date unknown) Cartoonist and illustrator. Born 1968. Freddie The Cat

Harrington, Dan Born 6 December 1945  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Professional Poker player. He picked his own nickname as "Action Dan". I find that hard to believe. Poker Hall Of Fame

Harris, "Whispering" Bob Born 11 April 1946  (Northampton, England) Radio 2 DJ & former presenter of the 'Old Grey Whistle Test' on BBC2. Puke on My Grave

Harris, Alwen Date and place of birth unknown Wife of Rolf, a sculptor in her own right, who has been badly affected by her husband's legal problems in the last year or so. Born 1934. Biologically Dead Lard Bazaar The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment

Harris, Estelle Born 4 April 2028  (New York City, New York, USA) Voice and TV actress. Mrs Potato Head in 'Toy Story', although is also known for her role in Seinfeld. The Empire State Strikes Back

Harris, Rolf Born 30 March 1930  (Perth, Western Australia, Australia) Cartoonist, TV presenter, singer, wobble-board player and general cult hero, whose reputation has been completely destroyed after being sent down in 2014 for over 5 years for a series of indecent assaults. It's Grim Up North Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be...Dead! All That Glitters Is Not Mould  …and There Was Great Rejoicing Bladerunner Worm Fodder Can You Tell What It Is Yet  Cashier Number 85 Please! Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death Stalks United Doornails R Us Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Hangman's XX I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader They're Loving Angels Instead Mr & Mrs Drummerboy No Weddings And Twenty Funerals On The Box/In The Box Over & Out The Honey Trap The Walking Dead Wormfood Scrubs You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Harris, Rosemary Born 20 February 1923  (London, England) Children's author, winner of the Carnegie Medal and not the actress as stated in the past! Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food

Harris, Samantha Born 27 November 1973  (Hopkins, Minnesota, USA) Former co-host of 'Dancing with the Stars'. Wall Street Massacre

Harris, Wee Willie Born 25 March 1933  (Bermondsey, London, England) Rock and Roll singer, popular in the early days of the genre's explosion onto the pop charts. Don't Eat The Figs

Harry, Prince Born 15 September 1984  (Paddington, London, England) Member of the Royal Family, third in line to the throne. In 2008, he served on active frontline duty in Afghanistan. If he's on the frontline again, he'll be insurgent target number 1. His party antics at home might get him first, however... Mr & Mrs Drummerboy What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Hart, Bret Born 2 July 1957  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Former wrestler, often known as 'The Hitman'. Pencil Neck Geeks

Hart, Doris  Born 20 June 1925  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Died 29 May 2015  (Coral Gables, Florida, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Retired tennis player, winner of 6 Grand Slam tournaments in the 1940s/50s. People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon

Hart, Teddy Born 2 February 1980  (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) Canadian Professional Wrestler. Born Edward Annis. In Dec 2014 it was announced he was wanted in Canada on charges of sexual assault. Pencil Neck Geeks

Hartson, John Born 5 April 1975  (Swansea, Wales) Former Celtic and Wales footballer. Bloody Dead Rep

Harvey, Anthony Born 3 June 1931  (London, England) Film director and editor, best known for the Oscar-winning 1968 film 'The Lion In Winter'. Sircandy's All Stars

Harvey, David W. Born 31 October 1935  (Gillingham, Kent, England) English Geography academic currently working in New York. Alright Dave

Harvey, Neil Born 8 August 1928  (Fitzroy, Victoria, Australia) Long running top order batsman for the Australian international cricket team. Simply Dead

Harwood, Ronald Born 9 November 1934  (Cape Town, South Africa) Author, playwright and screenwriter - wrote 'The Pianist'. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Hastings-Bass, William Born 30 January 1948  (place of birth unknown) Former racehorse trainer to the Queen and 17th Earl of Huntingdon since 1990. Is also the maternal uncle of Clare Balding. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix

Hattersley, Roy Born 28 December 1932  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, who bumbled his way through 9 years of opposition government without actually doing much. The Politicorpses

Hatton, Ricky Born 6 October 1978  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Boxer, former light welterweight champion of the World. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Hauchard, Maxime Born in Normandy, France  (exact date unknown) ISIL fighter also known as Abdullah Al-Faransi. Born c. 1992. The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

Hauxwell, Hannah Born 1 August 1926  (Baldersdale, Yorkshire, England) English farmer who has been the subject of a number of documentaries about her remote North Yorkshire life over the past 40 years. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Havelange, João Born 8 May 1916  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) President of FIFA from 1974-98 and member of the International Olympic Committee. Bladerunner Buried By HHH Coffinitup Compost Corner DAI YAB'STARDS Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead Loss Death At The Movies  Deathlist.net Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Death Stalks United Dickys Dawn of the Dead Feng Shui Pig Four Score Years And Ten Funeral Holmes Buckets O Blood Goat Army Di, Dodi and their pet dodo Weakend At Bernies Mercarte Morbid United FC Grief Hijackers .....Norfolk & Good Obituaries 'R' Us Old People, Young Death Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pity da Foolz I'm Fed Up With This World Sircandy's All Stars  Song To The Siren Sonnys Suicide Solutions STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Chemo Sabee The Grateful Dead There's A Shiva In The Park There goes another one! :) Welshman Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Hawke, Bob Born 9 December 1929  (Bordertown, South Australia) Prime Minister of Australia from 1983 to 1991. Right Dead Fred  Sic Semper Tyrannis Toasted Brown Bread

Hawking, Stephen Born 8 January 1942  (Oxford, England) Diagnosed with progressive neuromotor disease, which has left him in a wheelchair, talking like a Dalek. Now a world-famous theoretical physicist who specialises in studying black holes, and wrote the incomprehensible 'A Brief History of Time'. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Buzzards Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Crofty's Coffin Crew Death At The Movies Death Stinks Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Death Stalks United Embalmy Army Finbarr Returns From The Dead The Forest Lawn Jockeys Gag Slow And Die Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead They're Loving Angels Instead Mercarte Mr. Yuck Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Noz4news Windsor's OBE Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Shaun of the Dead 69 Snuff’s Enough Spongebob Ate My Hamster STAB_in_the_DARK The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Grateful Dead The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Mount Deadpool Society You Ain't Seen Me, Right? Zombie Nation

Haydon-Jones, Ann Born 7 October 1938  (Birmingham, England) Better known as Ann Jones, former British tennis player. Won the Wimbledon Ladies singles championship in 1969. M6 Toll(ed) People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon

Hayes, Bill Born 5 June 1925  (Harvey, Illinois, USA) Singer & actor (Days of our Lives). Breathless In Seattle

Hayes, Billie Born 11 April 1932  (Du Quoin, Illinois, USA) Probably best known as Witchi-poo in 'H R Pufnstuf'. Now runs an animal rescue organisation. Sid And Marty Coffin

Hayes, Geoffrey Born 13 March 1942  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Presenter of 'Rainbow' - the children's TV show, for aeons. All That Glitters Is Not Mould

Hayes, Melvyn Born 11 January 1935  (London, England) Gunner Beaumont in 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum', amongst other TV appearances. Last Gasp Saloon

Hayes, Sean Born 26 June 1970  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American comedy actor and producer best known for his role as Jack in 'Will & Grace'. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Headon, Topper Born 30 May 1955  (Bromley, Kent, England) Drummer, best remembered for his time in The Clash. Punks, Not Dead

Healey, Denis  Born 30 August 1917  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Died 3 October 2015  (Alfriston, Sussex, England) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Bushy-eye browed Labour MP who rose to join Harold Wilson's Cabinet, then became Chancellor of the Exchequer, before taking his seat in the House of Lords in 1992 as Baron Healey of Riddlesden. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Baldys Burial Service Black Penguins Of Doom Worm Fodder Celebrating Stiffies Coffinitup Coffin Fit Crazycarl DAI YAB'STARDS Dead And Deader II: Fidel's Fucking Finished Dead And Dusted 2 Dead Commons Dead Loss Death Grips Await Death Stinks Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Dickys Dawn of the Dead Drop Dead Celebration Four Score Years And Ten Fuck 'Em All Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Grobler's Stiff Ones H5N1 Zombie Dance Party House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader Aunt Jessica Fletcher's Weekend Visit Weakend At Bernies Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mortem Omnibus Mourning Glory Grief Hijackers .....Norfolk & Good Old People, Young Death One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Only Fools and Corpses Windsor's OBE Permanent Lip Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Sick Scouser In Black Sonnys Suicide Solutions Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stairway To Heaven  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Bucket O'Hare The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment The Politicorpses The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Tomb It May Concern Welshman Who Turned Out The Lights? Worm Farmer You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Healy, Mary  Born 14 April 1918  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Died 3 February 2015  (Calabasas, California, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Retired film actress. You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Hechler, Ken Born 20 September 1914  (Roslyn, New York, USA) Former US Democrat representative for West Virginia. The Empire State Strikes Back The Old Ones Are The Pests Three Digits Is Your Limit

Hedison, David Born 20 May 1927  (Providence, Rhode Island, USA) Veteran actor, in bucketloads of TV shows & films. Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed!

Hedren, Tippi Born 19 January 1935  (New Ulm, Minnesota, USA) Actress, star of 'The Birds' & 'Marnie' & mum of Melanie Griffith. Cashier Number 85 Please! Death On The Rocks Dial D For Deadpool No Weddings And Twenty Funerals

Heenan, Bobby Born 1 November 1940  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) American pro-wrestler/manager, nicknamed "The Brain" for possibly ironic reasons. Crazycarl Freddie The Cat Pencil Neck Geeks Sovereign-Reaper

Hefner, Hugh Born 9 April 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Founder of Playboy magazine. Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Gag Slow And Die Grim McGraw Noz4news P@F Slain By Sin Riding The Jesus Train The Dear Departed Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Toetag4U

Heimlich, Henry Born 3 February 1920  (Wilmington, Delaware, USA) American physician, he of the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Zombie Dance Party Pearly Gates Snuff’s Enough They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Tick Tock

Heine Miller, Bobbie Born 4 December 1909  (Greytown, Natal, South Africa) Tennis player, once ranked No. 5 in the World. Won the 1927 French Open doubles title. 20 Names 20 Sports Centenarians Gray Panthers Obituarynotice  People Who Will Die Before An Englishman Wins Wimbledon The Coffin Dodgers Szaboss!!

Heinz Kerry, Teresa Born 5 October 1938  (Lourenço Marques, Mozambique) Philanthropist wife of former US Presidential candidate John Kerry and widow of Heinz food company heir (and US senator) H. John Heinz III. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Hellwig, Fritz Born 3 August 1912  (Saarbrucken, Germany) Former European Commissioner for Research, Technology and Information Distribution between 1967-1970. Obituarynotice

Helmond, Katherine Born 5 July 2029  (Galveston, Texas, USA) Highly regarded US stage, film and TV actress best known for role in 'Soap'. Dial D For Deadpool

Henley, Drewe Date and place of birth unknown Actor who appeared in 'Star Wars' before leaving the profession due to manic depression. Knocked off both Felicity Kendall and Servalan off of 'Blake's 7' thus earning respect. Born 1940. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

Henry, Buck Born 9 December 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) Film screenwriter, director and in his earlier days, actor. Twice nominated for an Academy Award. Time's-Up Team

Henry, Clarence "Frogman" Born 19 March 1937  (Algiers, Louisiana, USA) R&B singer and pianist. Die You On The Bayou

Henry, Mike Born 15 August 1936  (Los Angeles, California, USA) American Football linebacker who became an actor. Played dimwit Junior in Smokey & The Bandit. Suffers from Parkinson's Disease. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Henry, Pierre Born 9 December 2027  (Paris, France) French composer, pioneer of electronic music. The Soundtrack Of The Dead

Henson, Nicky Born 12 May 1945  (London, England) Film & TV actor, most recently in 'EastEnders' in the UK and 'Syriana' in the US. The Forest Lawn Jockeys On The Box/In The Box

Herd, David Born 15 April 1934  (Hamilton, Scotland) Former Scottish football international who played for Manchester United and Arsenal. 20 Names 20 Sports

Herman, Jerry Born 10 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) American composer & lyricist, mostly for Broadway shows. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Jellydead Pool Ghoul

Hermansson, Carl-Henrik Born 14 December 1917  (Sweden) Former leader of Swedish Communist Party and member of Parliament (1963-1985). Predictor's Predictions

Herr, Michael Born 13 April 1940  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Writer and war correspondent. Co-wrote the script for 'Full Metal Jacket'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Hesburgh, Theodore  Born 25 May 1917  (Syracuse, New York, USA) Died 26 February 2015  (Indiana, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Priest and theologian. Obituarynotice

Heseltine, Michael Born 21 March 1933  (Swansea, Wales) One-time prime mover in the Tory party, known as 'Tarzan'. Dead Commons Spongebobs Old Stars The Politicorpses

Heusinger, Hans-Joachim Born 7 April 1925  (Leipzig, Germany) East German politician. Was the last Minister of Justice from 1972 to 1990. GDR - German Dead Republik

Heywood, Anne Born 11 December 1932  (Birmingham, England) Beauty queen, turned actress, who had a few major films and TV shows to her credit, but long since retired. M6 Toll(ed)

Hielscher, Margot Born 29 September 1919  (Berlin, Germany) Singer who represented West Germany in two consecutive Eurovision Song Contests in the 1950s. Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Higgins Clark, Mary Born 27 December 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Highly successful suspense author. Bibliogryphon’s Bookworm Food in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Higgs, Peter Born 29 May 1929  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Eminent theoretical physicist. Dead And Dusted 2

Hill, Clint Date and place of birth unknown Secret Service agent who was in the motorcade at the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963. Born 1932. Grim McGraw

Hill, Dusty Born 19 May 1949  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Lead singer of ZZ Top. ZZ Topped

Hill, Geoffrey Born 18 June 1932  (Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England) Poet and academic. Knighted in 2012 M6 Toll(ed)

Hill, Gordon Born 31 January 1966  (London, England) AKA "The Wealdstone Raider". Football supporter who became an internet meme in 2014 with his opposition-baiting caught for posterity. 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death

Hill, Jimmy  Born 22 June 1928  (London, England) Died 19 December 2015  (Hurstpierpoint, West Sussex, England) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Prominent-chinned football commentator. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Body Snatcher's Body-Count Carkers Convention 2015 C.A.Daver Coffin Fit Goat Army Lard Bazaar Live Forever With Line 5 Madonna's Hand of Bod Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Pan Breed People I Think Might Die In 2015 United Shaun of the Dead 69 Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Bucket O'Hare Sudden Death Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The Funky Faz's Morgue of Merriment They're Dead, Y'Know! Tick Tock Tomb It May Concern

Hill, Lauren  Born 1 October 1995  (Greendale, Indiana USA) Died 10 April 2015  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Age at death: 19  (read death notice) Terminally-ill college basketball player who entered hospice care during December 2014. This year's most controversial pick? Carne and Sarne, Plus Eighteen Drunkasaskunk David Quantick's Showbiz Pals  Buckets O Blood Hunting Halos  I Shall Need To Get The Black Out  The Misers .....Norfolk & Good Paint the town DEAD with the Rocket Man Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix  Golden Slumbers  Sircandy's All Stars Star Dust Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Heading Nowhere The Deadest of the Dead The Living End Thomas Jefferson Survives Wall Street Massacre

Hill, Vince Born 16 April 1937  (Coventry, England) Big Band singer. According to his website, he is "instantly recognised as one of Britain's best-known and most successful singing stars", but frankly we wouldn't know him if we fell over him. M6 Toll(ed)

Hillenbrand, Laura Born 15 May 1967  (Fairfax, Virginia, USA) Author, writer of 'Seabiscuit: An American Legend' which was later adapted for film. Noz4news

Hiller, Arthur Born 22 November 1923  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Award-winning film director, who directed 'Tobruk', 'The Out-of-Towners' and 'Love Story' amongst others. Toto, I've Got a Feeling We're Not Alive Anymore Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Hills, Barry Born 2 April 1937  (Worcester, England) Successful horse trainer. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

Hill-Wood, Peter Born 25 February 1936  (Kensington, London, England) Businessman and former chairman of Arsenal FC. Stepped down as chairman in 2013. Predictor's Predictions

Hilton, Paris Born 17 February 1981  (New York, New York, USA) Spoilt rich kid from the Hilton hotel family, and inadvertent porn star. Last Train To Palookaville Old Lags And Old Slags (Revisited) Powder's Picks

Himmler, Gudrun "Puppi" Born 8 August 1929  (Munich, Germany) Daughter of Heinrich Himmler. Now runs a retirement home for ex-Waffen SS members. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Hinckley, Jr., John Born 29 May 1955  (Ardmore, Oklahoma, USA) Attempted to kill Ronald Reagan in 1981 in a wacky attempt to win Jodie Foster's love. Suffice to say, it didn't work (on both counts), and Hinckley is now a long-term resident in a mental hospital. Hit Me With Your Best Shot "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Hindle, Madge Born 19 May 1938  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) Character actress who often portrayed slightly stressed women. Was in Coronation Street from 1976-1980. Trojan Hearse

Hinds, Ciarán Born 9 February 1953  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Brilliant stage and screen character actor was the definitive Captain Wentworth in the BBC adaptation of 'Persuasion' but also has added gravitas to a few less well advised film projects including 'Tomb Raider II', 'Escape to Witch Mountain', 'Frozen' and the under rated 'John Carter'. No I Don't Want To Build A Fucking Snowman

Hines, Barry Born 30 June 1939  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) Author of 'A Kestrel for a Knave' which was later adapted for film. Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead john_thomas_alerdice They're Dead, Y'Know!

Hines, Frazer Born 22 September 1944  (Horsforth, Yorkshire, England) Actor who is best known as Jamie McCrimmon in 'Doctor Who' and Joe Sugden in 'Emmerdale Farm'. Dr Who's Next SuperLord of the WhoTrekLock

Hines, Ronald Born 20 June 1929  (London, England) Long serving British Actor on TV. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Hinton, Alan Born 6 October 1942  (Wednesbury, West Midlands, England) English Footballer mostly with Derby County. People I Think Might Die In 2015 United Chemo Sabee

Hiriart, Lucía Born 10 December 1922  (Antofagasta, Chile) Widow of Chilean military dictator Augusto Pinochet. Death is (a) Relative Down In Devil Gate Drive

Hitchcock, Patricia Born 7 July 1928  (London, England) Daughter of Alfred Hitchcock, who appeared in his films as a youngster, before turning to film production. Coattails To The Grave Dial D For Deadpool Predictor's Predictions Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Hite, Robert L.  Born 3 March 1920  (Odell, Texas, USA) Died 29 March 2015  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) One of three remaining survivors of the Tokyo raids on Japan in 1942. The Vyrdolak

Ho, Stanley Born 25 November 1921  (Hong Kong) Entrepreneur, known as the 'King of Gambling'. Book of Revel-asians

Hochegger, Ernst Date and place of birth unknown German doctor who was married to Adolf Hitler's niece. There is some doubt whether Ernst is still alive. Born 1910 or thereabouts. Death is (a) Relative

Hockney, David Born 9 July 1937  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) British artist, now based in California, whose (largely autobiographical) work is often described as Pop Art, although he himself has consistently shunned this label. Eejit Gay-Tes Of Heaven Lard Bazaar

Hodel, Donald Born 23 May 1935  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Cabinet member in the Reagan era. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Hoffman, Dustin Born 8 August 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Diminutive actor. Has played a wide range of roles in his 80 or so movie and TV appearances, including a crippled street hustler in 'Midnight Cowboy', a cross-dressing actor in 'Tootsie' and an autistic bloke in 'Rain Man'. There Or Thereabouts

Hoffmann, Robert Born 30 August 1939  (Salzburg, Austria) Actor, best remembered for 'The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe', where he played the title role. ZZ Topped

Hogan, Hulk Born 11 August 1953  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) Born Terry Gene Bollea. Former professional wrestler who for a time inexplicably became a film star. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Holbrook, Hal Born 17 February 1925  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Veteran US actor, mostly on stage, but with some memorable film appearances too. Golden Oldies Grim Sleeper Kentucky Fried Genocide The Final Curtaincall The Reaper's Apprentice Toetag4U

Hollande, Georges Gustave Born 9 May 1923  (Rouen, France) Father of hapless French President Francois Hollande. Death is (a) Relative

Hollings, Ernest Born 1 January 1922  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former US Senator for South Carolina from 1966-2005. Grim Sleeper

Hollingsworth, Mike Date and place of birth unknown TV executive once married to presenter Anne Diamond. Born 1946. Taking the Michael

Hollingworth, Clare Born 10 October 1911  (Knighton, Powys, Wales) Former journalist who made her name as a war correspondent during WWII. Bladerunner  Centenarians Compost Corner Doornails R Us Girlfriend In A Coma Gray Panthers Weakend At Bernies Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Old As Dirt The Grateful Dead The Vyrdolak  Three Digits Is Your Limit

Holm, Ian Born 12 September 1931  (Goodmayes, Essex, England) Respected stage and film actor - played Bilbo Baggins in the 'Lord of the Rings' films and the rather shifty android Ash in the 1979 classic 'Alien'. Nearer My God To Thee SuperLord of the WhoTrekLock

Holmes, James Born 13 December 1987  (San Diego, California, USA) Weird but sadly, deranged nutter who killed 12 people in a shooting spree at a cinema in Aurora, Colorado in 2012. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Holt, Helen F. Born 16 August 1913  (Gridley, California, USA) American Republican Politician from West Virginia. Died in July 2015 but no obit. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Homeier, Skip Born 5 October 1930  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) American stage and screen actor. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Honecker, Margot Born 17 April 1927  (Halle, Germany) Widow of ex-East German dictator Erich. Also a politician in her own right, she now lives in Chile. GDR - German Dead Republik  Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich!

Hong, James Born 22 February 1929  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) American actor of Chinese descent with over 500 TV and film roles to his credit including providing voices for characters in 'Mulan' and 'KungFu Panda' Keeper Of The Heads Stairway To Heaven

Hooper, Stix Born 15 August 1938  (Houston, Texas, USA) American Jazz drummer and producer. Member of the Crusaders. 20 to 1: Bets Nobs and Broome Stix

Hoover, Joseph Born 8 August 1932  (place of birth unknown) American film actor. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Hopkins, Anthony Born 31 December 1937  (Margam, Port Talbot, Wales) Film, TV & stage actor, best known for being Hannibal Lecter in 3 films. Rotting Kanzlerin

Hopkins, Katie Born 13 February 1975  (Barnstaple, Devon, England) Controversial, publicity hungry, loudmouth who touts herself around the reality TV circuit. Come Die With Me

Horan, Niall Born 13 September 1993  (Mullingar, Westmeath, Rep of Ireland) Floppy blond member of boy band One Direction. A fan of Derby County FC. Can he be converted to a fan of the Derby Deadpool? Morbid United FC

Horn, Ewold Date and place of birth unknown Dutch photographer and birdwatcher kidnapped in the Phillipines. A report that he had died in December 2014 was dismissed as untrue by the Dutch Government. Poging Nr. 4

Houghton, Shep Born 4 June 1914  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Actor and dancer, an extra who appeared in 'Gone With the Wind', 'Show Boat' and 'Hello Dolly', amongst others. Obituarynotice

Houston, Glyn Born 24 October 1926  (Rhondda Valley, Wales) Welsh actor, in numerous TV series over the years. Nearer My God To Thee

Howe, Darcus Born 26 February 1943  (Moruga, Victoria, Trinidad and Tobago) Controversial broadcaster, writer and activist. If he was to die this year, he'd probably blame Whitey. See You In Hell

Howe, Don  Born 12 October 1935  (Springfield, Wolverhampton, England) Died 23 December 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Old-fashioned coach of England football team in the Bobby Robson era. Also managed Arsenal. M6 Toll(ed)

Howe, Geoffrey  Born 20 December 1926  (Port Talbot, Wales) Died 9 October 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer between 1979 & 1983. One of Margaret Thatcher's closest allies, his resignation from her cabinet in 1990 not only brought her downfall a few weeks later, but was one of the finest resignation speeches of all time. ..It's Better To Burn Out Than To Fade Away Dead And Deader II: Fidel's Fucking Finished Dead Commons Death At The Movies Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged House Of Soon To Be With The Lord MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality

Howe, Gordie Born 31 March 1928  (Floral, Saskatchewan, Canada) Former top ice hockey player, a legend in North America. Crazycarl DDP Tofoa Dead Space 5000 Dead Wait Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Jumptheshark 6.0 Keeper Of The Heads Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Nosoup4U! Pearly Gates  Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match  Stone Dead Cert Tentoesup The Deadest of the Dead The Grave Robbers Valar Morghulis Worm Farmer

Howell, Peter  Born 25 October 1919  (London, England) Died 20 April 2015  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Veteran actor. Brown Bananas

Howes, Sally Ann Born 20 July 1930  (London, England) Actress, played Truly Scrumptious in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'. Trojan Hearse

Hoxha, Nexhmije Born 7 February 1921  (Bitola, Macedonia) Widow of Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha. Death is (a) Relative

Hubbard, Edward L. Born 18 May 1938  (Kansas City, Missouri, USA) Former US Air Force colonel, who later wrote and painted about his experiences. Best known for being a long-time POW during the Vietnam War. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Hudson, Ann Date and place of birth unknown Grandmother of pop star Katy Perry. Born c.1921. Death is (a) Relative

Hume, John Born 18 January 1937  (Londonderry, Northern Ireland) Former leader of the SDLP and joint winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1998. In 2010 was voted 'Ireland's Greatest' person, despite being born in Northern Ireland. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Humphries, Barry Born 17 February 1934  (Kew, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian comic actor of Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson fame. Black Penguins Of Doom Fly 20 Fly Up Up To The Sky SuperLord of the WhoTrekLock Trojan Hearse "So long and thanks for all the Fish"

Hunt, Marsha Born 17 October 1917  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Blacklisted Hollywood actress. Golden Oldies Tentoesup

Hunt, Roger Born 20 July 1938  (Golborne, Lancashire, England) Liverpool FC's all-time leading league goalscorer and one of the heroes of England's 1966 World Cup win. Black Penguins Of Doom

Hunter, Tab Born 11 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Actor and chart-topping singer. Gay-Tes Of Heaven

Huntley, Ian Born 31 January 1974  (Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England) School caretaker who murdered two 10-year-old girls in Soham, Cambridgeshire and sentenced in 2003 to two terms of life imprisonment, and it was revealed after his trial that he had previously been accused of a string of sex crimes. Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead …and There Was Great Rejoicing Dress re-Hearse-als Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Old Lags And Old Slags (Revisited) Wormfood Scrubs

Hurd, Douglas Born 8 March 1930  (Marlborough, Wiltshire, England) Former diplomat, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary under the Thatcher and Major governments and that his name is rhyming slang for a third-class university degree. Or defication. Stiffer Steaks Death: A Fate Worse Than Life.

Hurley, Charlie Born 4 October 1936  (Cork, Rep of Ireland) Legendary and hugely popular former Sunderland FC player and Reading FC manager. The Final Whistle

Hurt, John Born 22 January 1940  (Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England) Actor - 'A Man For All Seasons', 'I, Claudius', 'The Elephant Man', etc etc. Dr Who's Next

Hutchinson, Billy Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Leader of the Progressive Unionist Party. Born 1955. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Huyck, Willard Born 8 September 1945  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Screenwriter, director and producer, best known for his work on the Indiana Jones films and 'American Graffitti'. Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy

Hyun-ah, Cho Born 5 October 1974  (South Korea) Former VP of Korean Air sentenced to one year imprisonment for the ‘Nut rage’ incident where she turned a taxing plane back to the terminal because nuts were served to her in a bag and not on a plate. Also known as Heather Cho. Book of Revel-asians

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