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Safer, Morley Born 8 November 1931  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Veteran Canadian broadcaster. Host of CBS news programme '60 Minutes' since it's inception in 1970. Noz4news

Sagor Maas, Frederica (Died in 2012) Born 6 July 1900  (New York, New York, USA) Early Hollywood screenwriter. Club Carp Dead By Dawn Death's Choice, Ladies! Deathpig Fictional? First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die Gray Panthers Tentoesup

Saint-Martin, Yves Born 8 September 1941  (Agen, Lot-et-Garonne, France) French champion jockey, won all the classics and was France's leading jockey on 15 occasions. Turf & Toast

Saleh, Ali Abdullah Born 21 March 1946  (Al Ahmar, Yemen) President of Yemen since 1990. David the Aspie

Sallis, Peter Born 1 February 1921  (Twickenham, Middlesex, England) Comic actor who played Norman Clegg in the British TV series 'Last of the Summer Wine'. More recently he has provided the voice of Wallace out of 'Wallace & Gromit'. Cracking! Chelski Pensioners IV Dirty Rotten Spunkers Going Underground (DP) Deader Than A Dead Thing Death Is Not The End Don't Eat The Figs Everybody's Dead Dave! Final Curtain Funeral Holmes Hollywood Beyond Insert Name Here I Smell Dead People I Told You I Was Ill I've Got A Little List Jesus Jones Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Juicy Janny Living In A Box Past Their Sell By Date  Seasideessexxile Stiffer Steaks The Death Stars Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Zombie Nation

Salmond, Robert Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Former civil servant and father of Alex Salmond, First Minister of Scotland. Windsor The Troll

Salvadori, Roy (Died in 2012) Born 12 May 1922  (Dovercourt, Essex, England) Despite the name, an English motor racing driver in the 1950s and '60s. On The Final Lap

Samil Sam, Sinan Born 23 June 1974  (Frankfurt am Main, Germany) German-born Turkish heavyweight boxer nicknamed the "Bull of the Bosphorus". Alfred Lord Heinous

Sammartino, Bruno Born 6 October 1935  (Pizzoferrato, Italy) Popular Italian wrestler in the 1960s and '70s World Wrestling Deadaration

Samoilova, Tatiana Born 4 May 1934  (St. Petersburg, Russia) Acrtress. Played the lead in many Soviet-era films, including 'Anna Karenina'. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Sanborn, Eunice  Born 20 July 1896  (Lake Charles, Louisiana, USA) Died 31 January 2011  (Cherokee County, Texas, USA) Age at death: 114  (read death notice) The oldest certified person in the World at the beginning of 2011. Alison The Assassin Marc’s Sparks Biologically Dead Bob Marley's Doughnuts Carkers Convention 2011 Dead And Don't Know It Dead Ends Death Stinks Death Can Be Funny  Diepod Shuffle Goners 2011 Gray Panthers Guild Of Master Reapers Keen Of The Banshee I Think We're Alone Now JoeRam Lidders Late Lamentables Madonna's Hand of Bod Northern Foxiles Old People Smell Of Piss Puzlman's Passing Picks Return To Sender Roger Mortis Star Dust The Funeral Director 2011 The Unspiritualist The Vyrdolak Who Turned Out The Lights? You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are

Sánchez Arellano, Luis Fernando Date and place of birth unknown Leader of the Tijuana drug cartel in Mexico. Born 1980. Loco In Acapulco

Sanderling, Kurt  Born 19 September 1912  (Arys, East Prussia, Germany) Died 17 September 2011  (Berlin, Germany) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) German music conductor. Pool Ghoul

Sandler, Adam Born 9 September 1966  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Inexplicably popular and unfunny comedian and actor. Wikipedia's Random Article

Sanger, Frederick (Died in 2013) Born 13 August 1918  (Rendcombe, Gloucestershire, England) Biochemist, twice Nobel Prize winning laureate, the only living person to be so honoured. Nobel Losers

Sarne, Mike Born 6 August 1940  (London, England) Actor and singer with a varied career in television and film as well as the pop charts. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Saulters, Robert Date and place of birth unknown Former Grand Master of the protestant Orange Order in Northern Ireland. Stood down from this role in November 2010. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Saunders, Ernest Born 21 October 1935  (place of birth unknown) Convicted fraudster who was released from prison early because he had Alzheimer's Disease, only to make a full recovery, the only man ever to do so. Hmmm... See You In Hell Tomb It May Concern

Saunders, Jennifer Born 6 July 1958  (Sleaford, Lincolnshire, England) Actress and comedian who emerged from the alternative comedy scene of the 1980s with her on-screen partner Dawn French. Later wrote and starred in the hugely successful '90s sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'. Deader Than A Dead Thing  Finbarr Returns From The Dead I Think We're Alone Now Pickton's Pork Pies

Savage, Randy  Born 15 November 1952  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Died 20 May 2011  (Seminole, Florida, USA) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) Wrestler, known as "Macho Man". Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes

Savident, John Born 21 January 1938  (Guernsey, Channel Islands) TV actor, played Fred Elliott in 'Coronation Street'. Hippoposthumous 2011

Savile, Jimmy  Born 31 October 1926  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Died 29 October 2011  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Former DJ, presenter of 'Top of the Pops', and most famously, the cigar-wielding, shell suit-wearing presenter of his own TV show for kids, 'Jim'll Fix It'. Probably has the most famously mis-spelt name ever. Goodness gracious, goodness gracious, guys and gals, is Weird Uncle Jimmy going to cark it this year? He did... A Kick In The Ghoulies Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Chelski Pensioners IV Dirty Rotten Spunkers DDP Tofoa Deathglam Industries El Diablo Jill Dando's Cat Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Juicy Janny Radio Ga Ga Gone Cremate In The Nidge Team John Thomas Trojan Hearse The Funeral Director 2011 The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Wishy-Washy

Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn, Marianne Born 9 December 1919  (Salzburg, Austria) Austrian photographer. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Scales, Prunella Born 22 June 1932  (Sutton Abinger, Surrey, England) Actress - played Sybil Fawlty in 'Fawlty Towers' and went on to appear in 'After Henry' and various Tesco adverts. Wife of Timothy West, and frankly the pair of insufferable Bible-bashers deserve each other. Prunella Vulgaris 2011

Scargill, Arthur Born 11 January 1938  (Worsbrough Dale, South Yorkshire, England) Former miner, Communist, and president of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM). Fought a bitter battle of wills with Margaret Thatcher during the 1984-85 miners' strike, lost, and then founded his own political party, the Socialist Labour Party, which has had little success at the polls. Forever Stiff

Scarpa, Joe (Died in 2012) Date and place of birth unknown Former professional wrestler who tussled with the likes of "Superstar" Billy Graham in the 1970s. Born 1928. World Wrestling Deadaration

Schabowski, Günter Born 4 January 1929  (Anklam, Pomerania, Germany) Former official of the ruling party in East Germany, the SED. Inadvertently provoked the tearing down of the Berlin wall in 1989 by announcing that the border restrictions had been lifted. Death Speaks German

Schäfer, Hans Born 19 October 1927  (Köln-Zollstock, Germany) Former West German international footballer. One of the heroes of the country's unexpected World Cup triumph in 1954. Death Speaks German

Scheel, Walter Born 8 July 1919  (Solingen, Germany) Federal President of West Germany, 1974-79. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Scherer, Elisabeth (Died in 2013) Born 30 July 1914  (Köln, Germany) Veteran German actress. Death's Choice, Ladies!

Scheving, Magnús Born 10 November 1964  (Borgarnes, Iceland) Writer and producer who created and starred in cult children's TV series 'Lazytown'. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Schlafly, Phyllis Born 15 August 1924  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Political activist & attorney, a noted anti-feminist. Simpson's Stiffs

Schlesinger, James Born 15 February 1929  (New York City, New York, USA) American politician who served under three U.S. presidents. Oversaw the withdrawal of American military personnel from Vietnam as Secretary of Defense in 1975. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Schmidt, Helmut Born 23 December 1918  (Hamburg, Germany) German politician from the left-of-centre SPD party. Served as Chancellor of Germany from 1974-82. Death By Hemeloids Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Falling Off The Perch Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour People I Think Might Die In 2011 United Simpson's Stiffs Soylent Dreams Term Limits The End of the World As We Know It Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded Windsor The Troll

Schneider, Vreni Born 26 November 1964  (Elm, Switzerland) Triple gold medalist at the Winter Olympics in skiiing. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Schockemöhle, Alwin Born 29 May 1937  (Meppen, Province of Hanover, Germany) German showjumper. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Schofield, Garry Born 1 July 1965  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) Former Hull and Great Britain rugby league player and coach. Repro Beardfaces & Friends

Schur, Gustav-Adolf Born 23 February 1931  (Heyrothsberge, Magdeburg, Germany) Popular East German cyclist. East German. Cycling. If drugs wasn't involved then I'm a Dutchman... Death Speaks German

Schwartz, Sherwood  Born 14 November 1916  (Passaic, New Jersey, USA) Died 12 July 2011  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) American TV producer, most notably of 'Gilligan's Island' and 'The Brady Bunch'. DDP it's as easy as AA-BB-CC  Of All The Morgues In All The World, You Died In Mine Sexystf Alright, You've Got 365 Days To Live...

Schwarzenegger, Arnold Born 30 July 1947  (Thal, Austria) Monotonous, monosyllabic, actor and former bodybuilder. "Governator" of California from 2003-2011. Another One Bites The Hoff Dead 80s

Schwarzer, Alice Born 3 December 1942  (Wuppertal, Germany) Leading German feminist. Going The Way Of The Wall

Schwarzkopf, Norman (Died in 2012) Born 22 August 1934  (Trenton, New Jersey, USA) US Army general who coordinated Operation Desert Storm during the Gulf War. After his retirement, Stormin' Norman wrote his autobiography and did voiceovers for TV programmes about the military. In 2003, many were surprised to find him an outspoken critic of the Iraq War. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Schweiger, Herbert Born 22 February 1924  (Spital am Semmering, Styria, Austrian) Former SS officer still flying the flag for Nazism over 60 years after their defeat in the Second World War. The Notapotatoe's

Scott, Andy Born 30 June 1949  (Wrexham, Wales) Lead guitarist with glam rockers The Sweet who bizarrely appeared in a number of TV adverts for an insurance company in 2010. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Scott, Ridley Born 30 November 1937  (South Shields, Tyne and Wear) Successful English director, famous for the films 'Alien', 'Bladerunner' and 'Gladiator'. Spongebob Ate My Hamster

Scott-Heron, Gil  Born 1 April 1949  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 27 May 2011  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 62  (read death notice) Singer-songwriter, poet and musician. An influential figure on what was to become hip-hop in the 1970s, with politically charged, spoken word compositions such as 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised'. Heron's father played for Celtic FC. We Spin Terror

Scoular, Angela  Born 8 November 1945  (London, England) Died 11 April 2011  (London, England) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Actress, wife of Leslie Phillips. Ding dong! Breathless In Seattle Dead By Dawn Don't Eat The Figs Girlfriend In A Coma Misers

Scrimm, Angus Born 19 August 1926  (Kansas City, Kansas, USA) Actor, known chiefly for his role as "The Tall Man" in 'Phantasm'. One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food

Scruggs, Earl (Died in 2012) Born 6 January 1924  (Flint Hill, North Carolina, USA) Banjo-playing bluegrass musician whose style gradually became more rock-oriented after splitting from his musical partner Lester Flatt in 1969. Together they'd formed the Foggy Mountain Boys, generally regarded as the all-time definitive bluegrass band, and presumably the inspiration for the "hilarious" Soggy Bottom Boys in the Coen brothers' "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" - generally regarded as the all-time most overrated film. All Death Is Consolation

Scully, Mike Born 2 August 1956  (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) Executive producer on hit cartoon 'The Simpsons' from 1997-2001. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Scully, Vin Born 29 November 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Veteran american sportscaster. Wayne Manor

Seagal, Steven Born 10 April 1952  (Lansing, Michigan, USA) Actor, best known for action-packed pot boilers such as 'Under Siege'. Another One Bites The Hoff

Searle, Ronald (Died in 2011) Born 3 March 1920  (Cambridge, England) Cartoonist, illustrator of the original 'St. Trinian's' books, and former prisoner of war. His work is arguably indistinguishable from that of Gerald Scarfe and Ralph Steadman, though Searle can unarguably claim to have come first. Died on December 30th 2011 but his death was not reported until 3rd January 2012 so no points can be awarded… ...and Its Goodnight From Him Obituarynotice Soylent Dreams

Seegar, Miriam  Born 1 September 1907  (Greentown, Indiana, USA) Died 2 January 2011  (Pasadena, California, USA) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Actress, one of the few silent movie stars still living. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die Gray Panthers

Seeger, Pete Born 3 May 1919  (New York, New York, USA) Folk singer, songwriter and political activist. Wrote or co-wrote 'Where Have All the Flowers Gone?', 'If I Had a Hammer' and 'Turn, Turn, Turn'. The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams Tomb It May Concern

Segal, Jeffrey Born 1 August 1920  (London, England) Actor, best known, to a certain age of UK society, as Arthur Perkins in 'Rentaghost'. One Scythe Fits All

Segal, Zohra Born 27 April 1912  (Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India) Veteran Indian actress. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Segura, Pancho Born 20 June 1921  (Guayaquil, Ecuador) Ecuadorian professional tennis player in the days before the Open era. Sacramento La Coruna

Se-Hoon, Oh Born 4 January 1961  (Seoul, South Korea) Mayor of Seoul since 2006. Seoul Takers

Seigenthaler, John Born 27 July 1927  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Journalist & writer. Editorial director of USA Today from 1982-1991. It Tolls For Thee

Seisenbacher, Peter Born 25 March 1960  (Vienna, Austria) Double Olympic gold medalist for Austria in Judo. Vienna Calling

Sen, Hun Born 5 August 1952  (Peam Koh Sna, Kampong Cham Province, Cambodia) Prime Minister of Cambodia since 1985. Gobbing On Life

Sendak, Maurice (Died in 2012) Born 10 June 1928  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Artist, writer & children's book illustrator. Happy No Year Nosoup4u! Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Severinsen, Carl Hilding "Doc" Born 7 July 1927  (Arlington, Oregon, USA) American jazz & pop trumpeter. Dying For Some Points Wayne Manor

Sexton, Dave (Died in 2012) Born 6 April 1930  (London, England) Former Chelsea, QPR and Manchester United football manager. Coffin Fit The Blue And White Reaper

Shalit, Gene Born 25 May 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Colourful film and book critic for NBC's 'The Today Show' since 1973. Wall Street Massacre

Shames, Edward Born 13 June 1922  (place of birth unknown) Member of the U.S. 506th PIR "Easy Company" who fought in Normandy in the Second World War. As seen on TV in 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Shamir, Yitzhak (Died in 2012) Born 15 October 1915  (Ruzinoy, Poland) Prime Minister of Israel from 1983-84 and again from 1986-92. Ironically started his political career as a member of an underground Jewish militant organization opposed to the British occupation of Palestine in the 1930s and '40s. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bitter Violet Canadian Paul Cap'n Ohtz C.A.Daver DDP Tofoa Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Doornails R Us Falling Off The Perch Feng Shui Pig David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Guild Of Master Reapers Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Lord Football's Dead Corpses Weakend At Bernies The Final Showdown Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Octopus of Odstock Old People Party Of 20 Puzlman's Passing Picks Roger Mortis Inquilinekea/Simfish The End of the World As We Know It Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Unspiritualist The Worst Acronym Team Wall Street Massacre Welshman Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded We'reAllGonnaDie! Who Turned Out The Lights? Worm Farmer "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Shankar, Ravi (Died in 2012) Born 7 April 1920  (Varanasi, West Bengal, India) The Beatles' sitar guru. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets  Diet Of Worms Kentucky Fried Genocide People I Think Might Die In 2011 United Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Pungent Pit Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Sharif, Omar Born 10 April 1932  (Alexandria, Egypt) Actor and bridge-player who will probably be remembered for his roles in the David Lean epics 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Dr Zhivago', rather than for his role in headbutting a French policeman in 2003. Real name: Michael Shalhoub. El Diablo "Emergency, Which Death Please..."

Sharkey, Noel Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Computer scientist and resident boffin on non-more-90s TV show 'Robot Wars'. Too Smart To Die

Sharon, Ariel Born 27 February 1928  (Kfar Malal, Palestine (now in Israel)) Prime Minister of Israel 2001-06. Has been in a coma since suffering a massive stroke in January 2006. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." It's Grim Up North 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Alfred Lord Heinous Alison The Assassin Marc’s Sparks Asadoornail Bad People Bazzilliant Bladerunner Breath 'ns For Losers Buzzards Bxboy422 Checking Out By Christmas Chelski Pensioners IV Club Carp Crazycarl Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Dead Enders Deadfellas Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Dead Loss Dead Lucky Dead Man's Team 1 Death From Down Under Deathglam Industries Deathpig Death Stalks United Death The Leveller Diepod Shuffle Food For Worms Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Evil (not quite) Dead Falling Off The Perch The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Funeral Holmes  Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter George Lass and the Gravelings Glorious Leaders Plus Clive Going Ready Or Not  Golden Oldies! Green Machine H5N1 HackinNcackin' Heads In A Bag You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hide & Go Die I Hope You Die Soon I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It Tolls For Thee I've Got A Little List Jesus Jones Jill Dando's Cat Jumptheshark Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Luck Of The Dead Weakend At Bernies Morbid United FC Mr C Mr. Yuck Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? Ollie's Monking Hitlist Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider Pooil Vaaish Puzlman's Passing Picks Cremate In The Nidge Repro Beardfaces & Friends Douglas Of The Dead Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Simpson's Stiffs Forgotten But Not Gone STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Steviator's Terminators Stiff Steaks Team Dead Raccoon The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Conqueror Worm Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Themankini.com Down Like A Clown The Unspiritualist The Voodoogurus They're Dead, Y'Know! Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wall Street Massacre Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded We Spin Terror When Will Their Massive Reserves Of Fat Go Rancid? You Must Be Croaking!

Shatner, William Born 22 March 1931  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Actor who will forever be known as Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, playing the character in the original 'Star Trek' series and reprising the role in seven of the films and various related spin-offs. He also played T. J. Hooker and wrote his own series of science-fiction novels, "TekWar", which were subsequently adapted for TV. Has recorded highly amusing cover versions of The Byrds' 'Mr Tambourine Man' and Pulp's 'Common People'. Gwynhafyr Hung Like Chevy Chase Mr & Mrs Drummerboy On The Box/In The Box Prunella Vulgaris 2011 Spongebob Ate My Hamster The Dead Canadians

Shaw, Martin Born 21 January 1945  (Birmingham, England) Prolific actor who first appeared in 'Coronation Street' in 1967 before hitting paydirt in 1978 as Ray Doyle in 'The Professionals'. The Honey Trap

Shaw, Run Run Born 4 October 1907  (Shanghai, China) Hong Kong film producer; founder of Shaw Studios; major benefactor of HK public works. Dave's Bungalow Of Death Old People Party Of 20

Shea, George Beverly (Died in 2013) Born 1 February 1909  (Winchester, Ontario, Canada) Prominent singer/songwriter of gospel music. Feng Shui Pig Gray Panthers Nosoup4u! Old People Party Of 20 Tims Terminal Twenty

Shearer, Harry Born 23 December 1943  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known as Spinal Tap bass player Derek Smalls in 'This is Spinal Tap' and as Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns in 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Shearing, George  Born 13 August 1919  (London, England) Died 14 February 2011  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Blind jazz pianist. Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dying For Some Points  Grobler's Stiff Ones See You In Heaven Wayne Manor

Sheen, Charlie Born 3 September 1965  (New York, New York, USA) Born Carlos Estevez, he was hugely popular in the 1980s, but since then has been embroiled in a string of scandals involving firearms, prostitutes, cocaine and violent behaviour, which has dimmed his shining star somewhat. Ash Cream Better Dead Than Red Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead And Don't Know It El Diablo Fuck 'Em All I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Last Train To Palookaville Mave's Graves Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs The Honey Trap Say Hi To Uncle George Snort The Ashes Swampy's Stiffs Tazman's Bro's Hitlist The Voodoogurus We All Drowned In A Yellow Submarine  Wikipedia's Random Article

Sheen, Martin Born 3 August 1940  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) Actor of Irish and Spanish ancestry whose most notable roles have included Captain Willard in the classic film 'Apocalypse Now' and the President in TV series 'The West Wing'. Father of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen's real name is Ramon Estevez, while Charlie's is Carlos), he is constantly getting busted for his leftist political protests. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Ohio And Goodbye-O

Shelby, Carroll (Died in 2012) Born 11 January 1923  (Leesburg, Texas, USA) Car designer and manufacturer, famous for his Mustang and Cobra. Brown Bread Ethnic Cleansing On The Final Lap

Shenouda III, Pope (Died in 2012) Born 3 August 1923  (Asyut, Egypt) The 117th Pope of Alexandria and the Patriarch of All Africa on the Holy Apostolic See of Saint Mark the Evangelist of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria. Might need a big business card as a result... The Dead Certs

Shepherd, Don Born 12 August 1927  (Port Eynon, Glamorgan, Wales) Cricketer for Glamorgan, one of the best cricketers never to have represented his country at test level. Pobol Y Fedd

Sheridan, Dinah (Died in 2012) Born 17 September 1920  (Hampstead, London, England) British TV & film actress - 'Genevieve', 'Don't Wait Up', 'The Railway Children' etc. Crossing The Styx Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Obituarynotice

Sherman, Richard M. Born 12 June 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Hollywood music composer, mostly worked on Disney films. Responsible for coming up with the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", the aural assault that is 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang', and the songs in any number of Disney's 'Winnie the Pooh' travesties. However, can be forgiven for 'The Aristocats' and 'The Jungle Book'. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Shevardnadze, Eduard Born 25 January 1928  (Manati, Lanchkhuti, Georgia) Former KGB official and Soviet foreign minister who became leader of the Republic of Georgia following the break-up of the USSR. Initially popular, he was finally forced to resign the presidency at the end of 2003, following huge public protests. 6feetunder

Shipley, Debra Born 22 June 1957  (Kidderminster, Worcestershire, England) Former Labour MP for Stourbridge. Suffering from cancer. Toasted Brown Bread

Shirin, Fawzia (Died in 2013) Born 5 November 1921  (Alexandria, Egypt) Princess of Egypt and Sudan, sister of King Fruq; former Queen of Iran, first wife of Mohammed Reza Pahlavi (1939-48) Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader

Short, Edward Watson (Died in 2012) Born 17 December 1912  (Northumberland, England) Former Deputy Prime Minister in Harold Wilson's Labour government, Education Secretary from 1968-70, Leader of the House of Commons, and now member of the House of Lords (under the name of Baron Glenamara) and Chancellor of Northumbria "University". Grim McGraw Grobler's Stiff Ones The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Worst Acronym Team Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Shriver, Robert Sargent  Born 9 November 1915  (Westminster, Maryland, USA) Died 18 January 2011  (Bethesda, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) Long-serving and well-connected US politician, married to JFK's sister Eunice. Now suffering from Alzheimer's, about which his daughter Maria has written a book entitled 'Who The Hell Are You Again?'. No it's not, it's called 'What's Happening to Grandpa?'. Asadoornail But I'm Not Dead Yet Bxboy422 Crazycarl Dead By Dawn Death On The Rocks Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Going Ready Or Not Harry Patch's Love Child Hunting Halos I Drink Your Milkshake Let Us Embalm You Mr C Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Not At All Well Inquilinekea/Simfish The Conqueror Worm

Shultz, George Born 13 December 1920  (New York City, New York, USA) Former US Secretary of State between 1982-1989. Crossing The Styx Death The Leveller Dirttt Nappp Term Limits

Shuttlesworth, Fred  Born 18 March 1922  (Mount Meigs, Alabama, USA) Died 5 October 2011  (Birmingham, Alabama, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) American preacher & key civil rights activist for many years. Tentoesup

Shwe, Than Born 2 February 1933  (Kyaykse, Mandalay, Myanmar) Reclusive & controversial Head of State of Burma. Allegedly very ill, but as with many things with Shwe, it's all rumours so far. David the Aspie

Siddell, Peter  Born in Auckland, New Zealand  (exact date unknown) New Zealand artist. Born 1935. Died in October 2011 but no obit was forthcoming... Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Sigurðardóttir, Jóhanna Born 4 October 1942  (Reykjavík, Iceland) Prime Minister of Iceland since 2009. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Sihanouk, King (Died in 2012) Born 31 October 1922  (Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Crowned King of Cambodia in 1941, but then abdicated 14 years later - in favour of his father. However, he subsequently became prime minister and was elected head of state in 1960 - only to be overthrown by a coup in 1970. Five years later the Khmer Rouge took control, and Sihanouk was head of state once more. But whaddaya know, almost immediately he'd been forced out of office. Then what happens? In 1982 he teams up with the Khmer Rouge (after they've been booted out by the Vietnamese) and becomes president in exile of the government of Democratic Kampuchea. He returned to Cambodia in 1991, and two years later, guess what? He's reinstated as King of Cambodia. Throughout all of this, he somehow found the time to direct, produce and score 28 films. The saxophone-playing Tom Jones fan suffers from diabetes, heart problems, and colon cancer. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ Bazzilliant Breathless In Seattle Death The Leveller Diepod Shuffle Drop Dead Celebration Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Girlfriend In A Coma Inigo, I Hope We Win Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Luck Of The Dead Miss Creant Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Pure Dead Brilliant Cremate In The Nidge See You In Hell Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling The Conqueror Worm Their Royal Deadness or O'Deary Leader We Spin Terror Windsor The Troll

Silva, Dawn Born in Sacramento, California  (exact date unknown) Funk vocalist. Dawn Of The Dead

Silverman, David Born 15 March 1957  (New York City, New York, USA) Animator and director of several episodes of 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Sim, Gerald Born 4 February 1925  (Liverpool, England) British TV & film actor, in a host of roles, including the vicar in 'To The Manor Born'. Obituarynotice

Sim, Sheila Born 5 June 1922  (Liverpool, England) Actress, wife of Sir Richard Attenborough. Don't Eat The Figs

Simmons, Richard Born 12 July 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) Annoying physical fitness expert, often on TV. 1 Dead In Ohio

Simon, Neil Born 4 July 1927  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Playwright & screenwriter, creator of 'The Odd Couple' amongst others. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Simon, Sam Born 6 June 1955  (place of birth unknown) Television writer and producer who helped create 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Simpson, Donna Date and place of birth unknown Woman from New Jersey who has set out to become the World's heaviest woman, with a target weight of 1000lb! Born 1967. Nosoup4u! Sexystf US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo When Will Their Massive Reserves Of Fat Go Rancid?

Simpson, Dudley Born in Melbourne, Australia  (exact date unknown) Prolific composer on TV shows such as 'Doctor Who' and 'Blake's 7'. Born 1922. Time's-Up Team

Simpson, O. J. Born 9 July 1947  (San Francisco, California, USA) Murderer. Sorry, we mean bad actor & very good American footballer who had, shall we say, a "spot of bother" with the law in the 1990s. Another "spot of bother" saw him jailed in 2008 - this time being violent robbery, amongst other things! Deadly As Sin Till You Win Heads In A Bag (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy! Say Hi To Uncle George We All Drowned In A Yellow Submarine

Simpson, Reg (Died in 2013) Born 27 February 1920  (Sherwood, Nottingham, England) English Test cricketer of the 1940s and '50s. Ashes To Ashes Gawn. . .dead. . .planted

Sinclair, Clive Born 30 July 1940  (Richmond, London, England) Businessman & entrepreneur, the man behind the ZX81 & Spectrum computers and much more infamously, the C5 electronic bike/buggy/car, which, quite frankly, was an unmitigated disaster. Trojan Hearse

Sinden, Donald Born 9 October 1923  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Actor, prolific on stage, screen & TV, with major roles in 'Two's Company', 'Never The Twain' and 'Judge John Deed'. Knighted in 1997. Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Sirhan, Sirhan Born 19 March 1944  (Jerusalem, Israel) Assassin of Robert Kennedy, currently serving life imprisonment in a Californian jail. Bad People

Sirikit, Queen Born 12 August 1932  (Bangkok, Thailand) Queen consort of Thailand. Death Is Not The End

Sissons, Peter Born 17 July 1942  (Liverpool, England) News anchorman for ITN, Channel 4 and the BBC. Also presented 'Question Time' between Robin Day and David Dimbleby. Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven

Sistani, Ayatollah Born 4 August 1930  (Mashad, Iran) Radical Iraq Shia Muslim cleric, involved in trying to reshape post-Saddam Iraq. Clathrate Gun

Sizemore, Tom Born 29 November 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Decent film actor whose work has been overshadowed by frequent drugs, assault and sex scandals. Partridge As Reaper Wishy-Washy

Sjón, (writer) Born 27 August 1962  (place of birth unknown) Author and poet who has often collaborated with Bjork. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Skinner, Frank Born 27 January 1957  (West Bromwich, England) Teacher-turned-comedian who along with fellow comedian David Baddiel and the Lightning Seeds had a number one hit single in 1996, with 'Three Lions'. Jules Rimet is still gleaming as of 2011... Wishful Thinking

Skou, Jens C. Born 8 October 1918  (Lemvig, Denmark) Danish chemist and co-winnrer of the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1997. Nobel Losers

Sledge, Percy Born 25 November 1940  (Leighton, Alabama, USA) Soul singer, best remembered for singing 'When A Man Loves A Woman'. See You In Heaven

Slocombe, Douglas Born 10 February 1913  (London, England) Cinematographer, particularly well remembered for his work on many of the Ealing comedies. Grobler's Stiff Ones Insert Name Here Kentucky Fried Genocide

Smethurst, Jack Born 9 April 1932  (Collyhurst, Manchester, England) Actor, mainly in comedies - perhaps best known as a racist in 'Love Thy Neighbour' in the 1970s. We'reAllGonnaDie!

Smith, Dean Born 28 February 1931  (Emporia, Kansas, USA) Basketball coach. Twice winner of the NCAA and lead the U.S. Olympic team to glory in Montreal in 1976. Already Dead

Smith, Dennis Born 2 August 1969  (Reading, Berkshire, England) PDC-affiliated professional darts player. No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please

Smith, Huston Born 31 May 1919  (Suzhou, China) Religious scholar. Born in China to methodist missionaries. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Smith, Keely Born 9 March 1932  (Norfolk, Virginia, USA) Jazz singer. See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes

Smith, Lianne Date and place of birth unknown Woman currently held in Spain, in charged with the murder of her two children in at an hotel in May 2010. Born 1966. Carkers Convention 2011

Smith, Liz Born 11 December 1925  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) A latecomer to the world of TV/film acting, who didn't get her first screen role until the age of 45. Now specialises in playing batty old ladies and appearing on camp chat shows ('An Evening with Lily Savage', 'So Graham Norton') as...er...a batty old lady. Dead Man's Team 1 Dead Spotters Don't Eat The Figs Drop Dead Celebration Everybody's Dead Dave! A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 The Forrest Lawn Jockeys For Whom The Bell Tolls Fuck 'Em All Researched To Death Hunting Halos Jellydead Jesus Jones Juicy Janny Living In A Box Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mourning Glory Mr Macabre Only Fools & Corpses Order Of The British Empire Over My Dead Body Repro Beardfaces & Friends Stiff Steaks The Misfortune Tellers

Smith, M.J.K. Born 30 June 1933  (Leicester, England) Former international batsman. Captain of England from 1963-66. Ashes To Ashes

Smith, Maggie Born 28 December 1934  (Ilford, Essex, England) Actress who started out on stage with the likes of Laurence Olivier, before making the transition to the big screen and appearing in 'Death On The Nile' and 'A Room With A View', and more recently in the various Harry Potter adaptations. All Death Is Consolation Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Girlfriend In A Coma PRFT Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Too Smart To Die

Smith, Mark E. Born 5 March 1957  (Broughton, Lancashire, England) Lead singer of punk band, The Fall, who has made a number of bizarre & controversial appearances in the media since. Partridge As Reaper Simply Dead

Smith, Nicholas Born 5 March 1934  (Banstead, Surrey, England) Actor, best known as the Grace Bros. store manager Mr. Rumbold in the hit sitcom 'Are You Being Served?'. Drunkasaskunk

Smith, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Comic book artist who created Judge Dredd for 2000AD. Born 1924. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Smith, Terri Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's fattest woman, weighing in at 50 stone. Born 1961. Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs

Smith, Yeardley Born 3 July 1964  (Paris, France) French-born American actress. The voice if the precocious Lisa Simpson in 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Smith Jordan, Dawn Date and place of birth unknown Beauty queen turned christian singer. Born 1964. Dawn Of The Dead

Sno, Evander Born 9 April 1987  (Dordrecht, Netherlands) Dutch footballer, who suffered a heart attack whilst playing for Ajax reserves in September 2010. Wikipedia's Random Article

Snow, Peter Born 20 April 1938  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Newscaster and presenter of 'Newsnight' from 1980 to 1997. Best known for his swingometer on election nights. Caedmon's Croakers

Solís, Enrique Plancarte Born 14 September 1970  (Nueva Italia, Michoacán, Mexico) Second in command of the La Familia Michoacana drug cartel in Mexico. Loco In Acapulco

Somerset, David Born 23 February 1928  (place of birth unknown) 11th Duke of Beaufort, descended from the House of Plantagenet, the nob. Death The Leveller

Soon-Kwon, Kim Born 1 May 1945  (Ulsan, South Korea) Korean agriculture expert. Seoul Takers

Soper, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Born in 1946. Chairman of Surrey County Cricket Club & former vice-president of the English Cricket Board. H5N1

Soros, George Born 12 August 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American financier, currency speculator and philanthropist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win

Soul, David Born 28 August 1943  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Hutch in the TV series 'Starksy & Hutch'. Tazman's Bro's Hitlist

So-Young, Ko Born 6 October 1972  (Seoul, South Korea) South Korean actress and model. Seoul Takers

Spanos, Alex Born 28 September 1923  (Stockton, California, USA) Billionaire real estate developer and owner of the American Football team San Diego Chargers Worm Farmer

Spassky, Boris Born 30 January 1937  (Leningrad (now St. Petersburg again), Russia) Russian chess legend, a former world champion. Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Exit Stage Left Grobler's Stiff Ones  Misers Only Fools & Corpses Repro Beardfaces & Friends Rotters Stiff Little Fingers They're Dead, Y'Know! You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Speakman, William Born 21 September 1927  (Altrincham, Cheshire, England) One of the few living recipients of the Victoria Cross, which he won for bravery in the Korean War. Annus Horribilis They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Spears, Britney Born 2 December 1981  (McComb, Mississippi, USA) Tacky, trashy, publicity-seeking and quite frankly mad "singer." 1 Dead In Ohio Dethdefying Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? Lisa's Limp Lot Marina Predicts Your Demise! We All Drowned In A Yellow Submarine What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Specter, Arlen (Died in 2012) Born 12 February 1930  (Wichita, Kansas, USA) Veteran US senator for Pennsylvania. Kennedy Driving School Noz4news

Spector, Phil Born 26 December 1940  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Highly influential record producer who was responsible for some of the best-known pop music of the 1960s and '70s, including tracks by Gene Pitney, The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers, Ike & Tina Turner, John Lennon and The Ramones. Invented the "Wall of Sound" production technique. Jailed for murder in 2009. Evil (not quite) Dead Fuck 'Em All (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy! Team John Thomas

Spence, Gusty  Born 28 June 1933  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Died 24 September 2011  (Befast, Nothern Ireland) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) Former leader of the loyalist Ulster Volunteer Force before backing the Good Friday Agreement of 1998. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Spencer, Earl Born 20 May 1964  (Sandringham, Norfolk, England) Brother of Diana, Princess of Wales, who, despite being a serious historian, is better known for his rocky marriages and for his extraordinary eulogy at his sister's funeral. The Worst Acronym Team

Spencer, June Born in Nottingham, England  (exact date unknown) Actress who has played Peggy Archer in 'The Archer's' BBC radio series since it's very beginning in 1951. I'll Sleep When You're Dead

Spencer-Churchill, John Born 13 April 1926  (place of birth unknown) 11th Duke of Marlborough. Related to both Winston Churchill and Diana, Princess of Wales. Death The Leveller

Spielberg, Steven Born 18 December 1946  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Award winning Hollywood movie director. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Spinetti, Victor (Died in 2012) Born 2 September 1933  (Abergavenny, Monmouthshire, Wales) Welsh-Italian comic actor, producer & director, mostly on stage. Pobol Y Fedd

Spinrad, Norman Born 15 September 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) American science fiction writer. Daniel Faraday's Notebook STAB_in_the_DARK The Living End

Splodge, Max Born 30 July 1959  (place of birth unknown) Lead singer of punk band Splodgenessabounds. The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead

Spradlin, G.D.  Born 31 August 1920  (Daylight, Garvin County, Oklahoma, USA) Died 24 July 2011  (San Luis Obispo, California, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) American character actor best known as the corrupt senator Pat Geary in 'The Godfather Part II'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Springs, Ron Born 4 November 1956  (Williamsburg, Virginia, USA) Former American footballer. In recent years, has suffered from diabetes, and has lost a foot as a consequence of it. Died in May 2011 but no obit. Died In The Wool Simpson's Stiffs

Stalin, Svetlana  Born 28 February 1926  (Moscow, Russia) Died 22 November 2011  (Richland Center, Wisconsin, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Daughter of Joseph Stalin, now (perhaps wisely) goes by the name of Lana Peters. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Stallone, Jackie Born 29 November 1921  (Washington, DC, USA) Bonkers mother of Sylvester Stallone who claims that she's a psychic, believes that dogs can predict the future, and tells fibs about her age (she was born in 1921, but she says 1934, which would have made her 12 when Sly was born). Luck Of The Dead Mourning Glory Tazman's Bro's Hitlist The Anfield Iron The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Widnes Vikings Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Stallone, Sylvester Born 6 July 1946  (New York, New York, USA) Actor, star of 'Rocky' & 'Rambo', also a useless goalkeeper in 'Escape to Victory'. Another One Bites The Hoff Dead 80s

Stamp, Terence Born 22 July 1939  (Stepney, London, England) Actor, once an "Angry Young Man" of British cinema, now one of its respected elder statesmen. After his relationship to Jean Shrimpton dissolved, Stamp moved to India and became a Hindu hermit for some years, before returning to acting. Moldy Oldies Oldham Gravediggers Society Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Stanford, Allen Born 24 March 1950  (Mexia, Texas, USA) Businessman who is currently charged with fraud. Arrested by the FBI in 2009 after a man hunt. Green Machine

Stapleton, Jean (Died in 2013) Born 19 January 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress - Edith Bunker on 'All in the Family'. Grim McGraw Lord Gravedigger

Stardust, Alvin Born 27 September 1942  (Muswell Hill, London, England) Glove-wearing '70s pop star, born Bernard William Jewry. Was married to Liza Goddard. Later found God. AbraCadaver

Stark, Graham Born 20 January 1922  (Wallasey, Cheshire, England) English comic actor, a supporting foil to numerous comic legends over the last 40-50 years. Don't Eat The Figs Final Curtain Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Obituarynotice The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

Stark, Koo Born 26 April 1956  (New York, New York, USA) American actress, model and photographer, born Kathleen Dee-Anne Norris. Had a part in 'Star Wars', but it was cut from the final version, and she ended up in a couple of soft-porn films. Her real fame came from a relationship with Prince Andrew; the media duly had a field day with the fact that Andy's bird was a porn star. Died In The Wool

Starker, János (Died in 2013) Born 5 July 1924  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian-American cellist. The Pungent Pit

Starr, Freddie Born 9 January 1943  (Huyton, Liverpool, England) "Singer", "comedian" and "impressionist" according to his PR blurb. All most people will remember him for is his hamster-eating antics, which he still denies. Annus Horribilis Insert Name Here

Starr, Kay Born 21 July 1922  (Dougherty, Oklahoma, USA) US jazz singer from the 1950s. But I'm Not Dead Yet Nosoup4u!

Starr, Ringo Born 7 July 1940  (Liverpool, England) The Beatles' drummer and Thomas The Tank Engine's narrator. Real name Richard Starkey. Another One Bites The Hoff Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Steadman, Ralph Born 15 May 1936  (Wallasey, Merseyside, England) Cartoonist best known for his work with the late author Hunter S. Thompson. All Death Is Consolation

Stefánsson, Stefán Karl Born 10 July 1975  (Hafnarfjörður, Iceland) Icelandic actor, best known as the villain Robbie Rotten in 'Lazytown'. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Steinberger, Jack Born 25 May 1921  (Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Germany) German-American Nobel prize-winning phycisist. Deathpig

Steinem, Gloria Born 25 March 1934  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Feminist, journalist & former magazine publisher. Death By Hemeloids Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stennett, Stan (Died in 2013) Born 30 July 1925  (Cardiff, Wales) Welsh comedian & actor, mostly on stage. Also a jazz musician. Still performing, which is more than can be said for Eric Morecambe, who collapsed and died after performing at Stennett's show in 1984. Pobol Y Fedd

Stern, Howard Born 12 January 1954  (New York, New York, USA) American radio DJ, often described as a "shock jock" due to his cutting-edge humour. Has branched out into other fields now, including business. Deadly Deathwatch Radio Ga Ga Gone

Sternberg, Sigmund Born 2 June 1921  (Budapest, Hungary) Philanthropist & businessman, aims for ecumenical togetherness in religion. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Stevens, "Tiger" Tim Born 4 February 1952  (Glasgow, Scotland) Veteran Scottish disc jockey. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stevens, John Paul Born 20 April 1920  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) The oldest and longest-serving member of the Supreme Court of the United States. 1 Dead In Ohio Crossing The Styx Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Keen Of The Banshee Term Limits

Stevens, Risë (Died in 2013) Born 11 June 1913  (New York City, New York, USA) Opera singer, hugely popular in the 1940s & 1950s. Diet Of Worms The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Happy No Year II Pool Ghoul You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Stevens, Stella Born 1 October 1938  (Yazoo City, Mississippi, USA) Former Playboy model, turned actress & film producer. Laughter Kills

Stevens, Warren (Died in 2012) Born 2 November 1919  (Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania, USA) American actor, best known for his role as 'Doc' Ostrow in 'Forbidden Planet'. X-Pyred

Stevenson, Kenneth William  Born 9 November 1949  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 12 January 2011  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Bishop of Portsmouth from 1995-2009. Breathless In Seattle

Stevenson, Ronald Born 6 March 1928  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) British composer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Steve-O, (comedian) Born 13 June 1974  (Wimbledon, London, England) 'Jackass' prankster, born in England to American & Canadian parents. Real name Steven Gilchrist Glover. Lisa's Limp Lot

Stewart, Ed Born 23 April 1941  (Exmouth, Devon, England) Known as "Stewpot" to millions of children as one of the hosts of 'Crackerjack!' Former DJ as well. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Stewart, Jackie Born 11 June 1939  (Milton, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish racing driver, three time F1 World Champion & later a team owner in the sport. Ambledown

Stewart, Kristen Born 9 April 1990  (Los Angleles, California) Actress currently starring in the 'Twilight' series of vampire films. Another One Bites The Hoff

Stewart, William G. Born 15 July 1935  (Habrough, Lincolnshire, England) TV producer & director, but best remembered as the austere presenter of dreary Channel 4 quiz show 'Fifteen to One'. Trojan Hearse

Stiles, Nobby Born 18 May 1942  (Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, England) Tenacious midfielder for England and Manchester United, part of the legendary 1966 World Cup winning side. Hardwood Surround

Stiller, Jerry Born 8 July 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Comedian & actor, father of Ben & perhaps best known for his role in 'Seinfeld'. Happy No Year II

Stine, R. L. Born 8 October 1943  (Columbus, Ohio, USA) Author, best known for his 'Goosebumps' series. R. L. = Robert Lawrence Ohio And Goodbye-O

Stobbs, Alex Born 30 January 1990  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Musician with cystic fibrosis who became the subject of a Channel 4 documentary 'A Boy called Alex' in 2008. A Pelican In The Wilderness  Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20  The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Stokes, J.B. Date and place of birth unknown Staff Sergeant with Easy Company, the parachute infantry regiment featured in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Stone, Joss Born 11 April 1987  (Dover, Kent, England) Soul singer and actress. Come Die With Me

Stone, Matt Born 26 May 1971  (Houston, Texas, USA) Co-creator of 'South Park' with Trey Parker. Too Smart To Die

Stone, Michael Born 2 April 1955  (England) Loyalist paramilitary, jailed in 2008 for the attempted murder of Martin McGuinness and Gerry Adams, despite his claims that it was "performance art". Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Storaro, Vittorio Born 24 June 1940  (Rome, Italy) Italian cinematographer, known for his work with film directors Bernardo Bertolucci and Francis Ford Coppola. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Storch, Larry Born 8 January 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Experienced character actor in numerous films over the years. But I'm Not Dead Yet Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Storm, Tempest Born 29 February 1928  (Eastman, Georgia, USA) Actress, stripper & burlesque performer. Happy No Year

Stott, Rev. John  Born 27 April 1921  (London, England) Died 27 July 2011  (Lingfield, Surrey, England) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Leading evangelical Christian. Retired form active service in 2007. Feng Shui Pig

Strachan, Gordon Born 9 February 1957  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Fiery former footballer. Recently sacked as Middlesbrough manager. Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Strache, Heinz-Christian Born 12 June 1969  (Vienna, Austria) Leader of the far right Freedom Party of Austria. Vienna Calling

Strahl, Chuck Born 25 February 1957  (New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian government minister, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2005, but still became Minister of Agriculture a year later after being re-elected to parliament. Freddie The Cat .....norfolk & Good

Strassman, Marcia Born 28 April 1948  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins Hide & Go Die Let The Dead Ones In Star Dust Stiff Little Fingers

Strawberry, Darryl Born 12 March 1962  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former baseball player who has had all sorts of problems in his personal life, not to mention with drugs and colon cancer. I Smell Dead People Norwegian Blue

Streisand, Barbra Born 24 April 1942  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actress, screenwriter, producer, director, singer and gay icon. My Picks

Strieber, Whitley Born 13 June 1945  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Horror novelist. ZZ Topped

Stritch, Elaine Born 2 February 1925  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Irish-American actress & singer, mostly on stage or, during the 1970s at least, on British TV. X-Pyred

Strohl, Roderick Date and place of birth unknown Sergeant with the 506th PIR, the so-called "Easy" Company, that fought in World War 2 and depicted in the book/TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Strong, Geoff (Died in 2013) Born 19 September 1937  (Kirkheaton, Northumberland, England) Versatile former Liverpool and Arsenal footballer. They're Dead, Y'Know!

Sturanovic, Zeljko Born 31 January 1960  (Niksic, Montenegro, Yugoslavia) Former PM of Montenegro. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Biologically Dead Clathrate Gun The Conqueror Worm

Sturrock, Paul Born 10 October 1956  (Ellon, Aberdeenshire, Scotland) Former Dundee Utd striker, one of the key players in their 1983 League championship win. Now manager of Southend Utd. Forgotten But Not Gone

Stynes, Jim (Died in 2012) Born 23 April 1966  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Irish-born Australian rules footballer and businessman. Alfred Lord Heinous Ambledown And My Name Is Larry! Biologically Dead Death From Down Under Ethnic Cleansing  Hide & Go Die Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Morbid United FC Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Plowing The Deep The Living End US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Suárez, Adolfo Born 25 September 1932  (Madrid, Spain) Former Prime Minister of Spain, the first one post-Franco. Octopus of Odstock

Suart, Ron Date and place of birth unknown Former Blackpool FC player and manager. Also briefly took the helm at Chelsea FC. Born 1920 ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Subba Row, Raman Born 29 January 1932  (London, England) Left-handed international test cricketer for England. Ashes To Ashes

Suchet, Bonnie Born in New Jersey, USA  (exact date unknown) Wife of ITN newscaster John Suchet, stricken with Alzheimer's Disease. Born 1941. Dead Enders

Suchet, John Born 17 March 1944  (London, England) Newscaster and older brother of actor David Suchet. Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts

Süleymanoglu, Naim Born 23 January 1967  (Ptichar, Bulgaria) Bulgarian-born triple Olympic weightlifting champion for Turkey. Misers

Supha, Luang Phu (Died in 2013) Born 17 September 1896  (Sakon Nakhon Province, Thailand) Buddhist monk who claims to be the oldest man in the World. Gray Panthers

Surtees, John Born 11 February 1934  (Tatsfield, Surrey, England) Racing driver and biker, the only man to ever win World Championships on both two and four wheels. Still involved in motorsport. On The Final Lap

Sutcliffe, Peter Born 2 June 1946  (Bingley, West Yorkshire, England) The notorious Yorkshire Ripper, imprisoned for life in 1981 for murdering 13 women and leaving 7 others for dead over the previous 6 years. Going Underground (DP) I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Smell Dead People Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Pickton's Pork Pies Wednesday 'Til I Die

Sutherland, Donald Born 17 July 1935  (Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) Canadian actor, often in kooky, offbeat roles. Father of '24' actor, Keifer. Breath 'ns For Losers Coupled To Death The Honey Trap

Suvaddhana, Nyanasamvara (Died in 2013) Born 3 October 1913  (Kanchanaburi Province, Thailand) 19th and incumbent Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, a Buddhist leader. Fictional?

Swan, Peter Born 6 October 1936  (South Elmsall, Yorkshire, England) Former footballer with Sheffield Wednesday who's career was destroyed by a betting scandal in 1964. The Terry Fenwick Benefit Invitational Select Third XX

Swarbrick, Dave Born 5 April 1941  (New Malden, Surrey, England) Fiddle player with Fairport Convention. Erroneously reported dead by the Daily Telegraph in 1999, and had a double lung transplant 5 years later. Died In The Wool H5N1

Swartzwelder, John Born 8 February 1949  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Reclusive author of the majority of episodes of 'The Simpsons' until it's 15th season. Now a novelist. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Swingle, Ward Born 21 September 1927  (Mobile, Alabama) American jazz vocalist. The Pungent Pit

Sykes, Eric (Died in 2012) Born 4 May 1923  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Comic actor who has also written and directed a number of silent films (most recently 'The Big Freeze' in 1993, in which he starred alongside Bob Hoskins ). Like numerous other comics of his generation, he started out by entertaining the troops during World War II. Those glasses he wears aren't for his eyesight - apparently they serve only to disguise a bone-conduction hearing aid. Alison The Assassin Annus Horribilis Marc’s Sparks Chelski Pensioners IV Coffinitup Dirty Rotten Spunkers Crofty's Coffin Crew Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Dead Lucky Dead Spotters Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Deathglam Industries Don't Eat The Figs Doornails R Us Everybody's Dead Dave! Falling Off The Perch For Whom The Bell Tolls Fuck 'Em All Going Ready Or Not Jesus Jones Lard Bazaar Living In A Box One Scythe Fits All Order Of The British Empire Past Their Sell By Date Seasideessexxile Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stiff Steaks Team Cat AIDS The Anfield Iron Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Trojan Hearse The Misfortune Tellers Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Tims Terminal Twenty You're Not Breathing Anymore

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