Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2011: F

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F, Christiane Born 20 May 1962  (Hamburg, Germany) Born as Christiane Felscherinow. German author, whose story about her life as a teenage heroin addict became a best-seller in the late 70s. Pooil Vaaish

Fabiola Of Belgium, Queen Born 11 June 1928  (Madrid, Spain) Queen consort of King Baudouin until his death in 1993. The Grey Horde Windsor The Troll

Fabray, Nanette Born 27 October 1920  (San Diego, California, USA) Actress, mostly in film and stage musicals. Club Carp You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Fabric, Bent Born 7 December 1924  (Frederiksberg, Denmark) Danish pianist and composer. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Facchiano, Albert Born 10 March 1910  (New York City, New York, USA) Long term mobster known as 'Chinkie' who oversaw many and varied mob related crimes before his arrest at the age of 96 in 2007. Died in August 2011 but no obit. Nosoup4u!

Falk, Peter  Born 16 September 1927  (New York, New York, USA) Died 23 June 2011  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Shambling, raincoat-wearing, one-eyed star of 'Columbo'. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." It's Grim Up North Asadoornail Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Biologically Dead Breath 'ns For Losers Canadian Cadaver Dogs Carry On Snuffing It Coupled To Death Crofty's Coffin Crew Going Underground (DP) Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead And Dusted Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Last Dead Right Deadpoolers Deathpig Diepod Shuffle  "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Erith Sickos A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Germarmans Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Harry Patch's Love Child Heads In A Bag I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Get The Oven On  in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Jumptheshark They're Loving Angels Instead Lived So Let's Die Lord Football's Dead Corpses Miss Creant  Misslucky Mr C Northern Foxiles Not At All Well  Noz4news Partridge As Reaper Past Their Sell By Date Puzlman's Passing Picks Romancing The Headstone Already Dead Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Shovelful Of Dirt Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Conqueror Worm The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only Down Like A Clown Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Who Turned Out The Lights? Widnes Vikings Wishy-Washy Tims Terminal Twenty Worm Farmer "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling" You're Not Breathing Anymore

Fame, Georgie Born 26 June 1943  (Leigh, Lancashire) Jazz and pop pianist and musician who had a sting of hits in the 1960s. Reached number one in the hit parade with 'The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde' in 1967. Simply Dead

Farrakhan, Louis Born 11 May 1933  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Outspoken and often controversial leader of the Nation of Islam. Real name Louis Eugene Walcott. Canadian Cadaver Dogs Clathrate Gun Glorious Leaders Plus Clive You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Morbid United FC Mr. Yuck

Fastow, Andrew Born 22 December 1961  (Washington D.C., USA) Former Chief finance officer at Enron, now serving a six year sentence for fraud. Evil (not quite) Dead

Fatu, Solofa Born 11 October 1965  (San Francisco, California, USA) US-born Samoan professional wrestler. World Wrestling Deadaration

Fearn, Ronald Born 6 February 1931  (place of birth unknown) Liberal Democrat MP for Southport from 1987-1992. Now in the House of Lords. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Fearnley-Whittingstall, Hugh Born 14 January 1965  (London, England) Celebrity chef who'd probably eat anything if you add enough sauce to it. Caedmon's Croakers

Federman, Noam Born 25 October 1969  (Jerusalem, Israel) Right-wing Jewish nationalist. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Feeney, Anne Born 1 July 1951  (Charleroi, Pennsylvania) Folk singer and political activist. A Pelican In The Wilderness 'arry-Kiri

Feldman, Corey Born 16 July 1971  (Chatsworth, California, USA) Hugely successful child & teenage actor who has found it difficult to repeat his success of the '80s & early '90s in recent years. Dead 80s

Feldon, Barbara Born 12 March 1933  (Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, USA) Actress best known as Agent 99 in the cult '60s comedy series 'Get Smart'. Lisa's Limp Lot

Félix, Enedina Arellano Born 12 April 1961  (place of birth unknown) Mexican businesswoman who is allegedly one of the leaders of the Tijuana drug cartel. Loco In Acapulco

Félix Gallardo, Miguel Ángel Born 8 January 1946  (Culiacán, Sinaloa, Mexico) One of the first major drug traffickers in Mexico, earning him the nickname of "The Godfather". Arrested in 1989. Loco In Acapulco

Fendrich, Rainhard Born 27 February 1955  (Vienna, Austria) Austrian singer, popular in his home country. Vienna Calling

Fenton, Leonard Born 29 April 1926  (London, England) TV actor - played Dr Legg in 'EastEnders'. Coffin Fit Hippoposthumous 2011

Ferdinand, Anton Born 18 February 1985  (Peckham, London, England) Former Sunderland defender, brother of England captain Rio. Now plays for Queens Park Rangers. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Ferguson, Alex Born 31 December 1941  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Angry, bullying, unsmiling, much-loathed manager of Manchester United. Forever Stiff H5N1 Repro Beardfaces & Friends

Ferlinghetti, Lawrence Born 24 March 1919  (Yonkers, New York, USA) Last of the beat poets. Owns the City Lights bookshop in San Francisco. All Death Is Consolation  Food For Worms Too Smart To Die

Fernie, Willie  Born 22 November 1928  (Kinglassie, Scotland) Died 1 July 2011  (Glasgow, Scotland) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Former Scottish international footballer. Played in the 1954 and 1958 FIFA World Cups. Drunkasaskunk

Ferrari, Nick Date and place of birth unknown Media rent-a-gob. Born 1960. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Ferraro, Geraldine  Born 26 August 1935  (Newburgh, New York, USA) Died 26 March 2011  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 75  (read death notice) American Congresswoman who stood unsuccessfully for Vice-President in 1984. Mr C

Ferrero, Michele Date and place of birth unknown Italy's richest man after the success of his chocolate empire. Born 1925. Ambassador, you're spoiling us! Star Dust

Ferrers, Earl (Died in 2012) Born 8 July 1929  (Ditchingham, Norfolk, England) AKA Robert Shirley. Former politician, now serving in the House of Lords as one of the few remaining hereditary peers Dead Commons

Ferrigno, Lou Born 9 November 1951  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor and bodybuilder who used to scare the living shit out of the Man In Black when he was a nipper, when he played the 'Incredible Hulk' in the 1970s series. Repro Beardfaces & Friends

Fielder-Civil, Blake Born 16 April 1982  (London, England) Drug dealer & no-good general layabout who is largely responsible for Amy Winehouse's spectacular decline in health & sanity, as he is her husband. Coupled To Death Last Train To Palookaville Lisa's Limp Lot

Fiennes, Ranulph Born 7 March 1944  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) One of the greatest explorers of the 20th century, who, having undertaken numerous dangerous expeditions over the years, suffered a heart attack in 2003, whilst waiting at Bristol Airport to board an EasyJet flight to Edinburgh. Mr. Yuck

Finkel, Fyvush Born 9 October 1922  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Veteran television and film actor. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Death By Hemeloids

Finlay, Frank Born 6 August 1926  (Farnworth, Greater Manchester, England) Veteran actor, a regular on TV & films since the 1960s. DDP it's as easy as AA-BB-CC X-Pyred

Finnbogadóttir, Vigdís Born 15 April 1930  (Reykjavík, Iceland) The World's first elected female head of state when she became President of Iceland in 1980. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Finney, Tom Born 5 April 1922  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Preston North End and England footballer of the 1940s and '50s. Famously never booked, let alone sent off, in his 20-year playing career. Biologically Dead Coffin Fit Dead And Dusted Forever Stiff Hunting Halos Old People Smell Of Piss Douglas Of The Dead Alright, You've Got 365 Days To Live... You're Not Breathing Anymore

Fischer, Edmond H. Born 6 April 1920  (Shanghai, China) Biochemist who won the Nobel Prize for Medicine in 1992. Nobel Losers

Fischer-Dieskau, Dietrich (Died in 2012) Born 28 May 1925  (Berlin, Germany) Opera singer, both in Germany & Worldwide. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother

Fish, Margaret  Born 7 March 1899  (London, England) Died 12 March 2011  (Wilstead, Bedfordshire, England) Age at death: 112  (read death notice) The oldest person in Britain at the beginning of 2011. Carkers Convention 2011 Diepod Shuffle Eejit Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Gray Panthers I Think We're Alone Now I've Got A Little List Jellydead Repro Beardfaces & Friends Who Turned Out The Lights? Tims Terminal Twenty

Fish, Michael Born 27 April 1944  (Eastbourne, East Sussex, England) Arguably the most famous weather forecaster in the UK. Famously pilloried after playing down the 'Great Storm' of 1987 in a forecast that evening. Will there be a cold front for Michael this year? Wikipedia's Random Article

Fisher, Carrie Born 26 October 1956  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) Actress forever associated with the role of Princess Leia in the original 'Star Wars' trilogy. That outfit she wore in 'Return of the Jedi' lingers in the memory... Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Fiszman, Danny  Born 9 January 1945  (Willesden, London, England) Died 13 April 2011  (Geneva, Switzerland) Age at death: 66  (read death notice) Diamond dealer (that is actual diamonds, not his reputation) and director of Arsenal FC. The Living End

Fitch, John (Died in 2012) Born 4 August 1917  (Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) American motor racing driver and engineer. On The Final Lap

FitzRoy, Hugh  Born 3 April 1919  (Cape Town, South Africa) Died 7 April 2011  (Thetford, Norfolk, England) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) 11th Duke of Grafton. Related to Charles II. Death The Leveller

Fiuza-Carrilho, Wagner Date and place of birth unknown Brazillian former PE teacher and singer on the X Factor. Born 1956. Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox?

Flair, Ric Born 25 February 1949  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Retired professional wrestler, born Richard Morgan Fliehr. Lord Coffins Cadavers Misslucky Romancing The Headstone World Wrestling Deadaration

Flannery, Susan Born 31 July 1939  (Jersey City, New Jersey, USA) Actress in U.S. Soap opera 'The Bold and the Beautiful'. Lisa's Limp Lot

Flatley, Michael Born 16 July 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Dancer, most famous for his performance in 'Riverdance'. Dress re-Hearse-als Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Fleetwood, Mick Born 24 June 1947  (Redruth, Cornwall, England) Drummer with successful rock band Fleetwood Mac. Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt?

Fleming, Rhonda Born 10 August 1923  (Hollywood, California, USA) Film actress of the 1950s, later a regular on television. Keeper Of The Heads

Flohe, Heinz (Died in 2013) Born 28 January 1948  (Euskirchen, Germany) Former 1. FC Köln midfielder. Was in West Germany's 1974 World Cup winning squad. The Terry Fenwick Benefit Invitational Select Third XX

Flower, Andy Born 28 April 1968  (Cape Town, South Africa) South African-born former Zimbabwe international cricketer. England cricket team director since 2009. Spongebob Ate My Hamster

Flowers, Ron Born 28 July 1934  (Edliington, Doncaster, England) Former Wolverhampton Wanderers and England midfielder. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Flynt, Larry Born 1 November 1942  (Salyersville, Kentucky, USA) American pornography publisher, who lost his virginity to a chicken. Paralysed from the waist down after a murder attempt in the 1970s. Term Limits

Fo, Dario Born 26 March 1926  (San Giano, Varese, Italy) Controversial Italian playwright, who won the 1997 Nobel Prize for Literature. Keeper Of The Heads

Fonda, Jane Born 21 December 1937  (New York, New York, USA) Actress, daughter of actor Henry Fonda. Coupled To Death X-Pyred

Fontaine, Joan (Died in 2013) Born 22 October 1917  (Tokyo, Japan) Oscar for Best Actress 1940 for 'Suspicion', estranged sister of Olivia de Havilland. Death On The Rocks HackinNcackin' Of All The Morgues In All The World, You Died In Mine Kentucky Fried Genocide Les Trompettes De La Mort Mr C Old People Party Of 20 Soylent Dreams Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Fontana, Wayne Born 28 October 1945  (Manchester, England) Leader singer of '60s beat group The Mindbenders. Simply Dead

Foot, M.R.D. (Died in 2012) Born 14 December 1919  (place of birth unknown) British historian, specialising in resistance fighters and prisoners of war. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Foray, June Born 18 September 1917  (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) Actress, but best known for her voice work on cartoons. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Laughter Kills

Forbes, Alex Born 21 January 1925  (Dundee, Scotland) Former Arsenal and Scotland wing half in the 1940s/50s. The Blonde Ballers

Forbes, Bryan (Died in 2013) Born 22 July 1926  (Stratford, London, England) Actor, screenwriter, film producer & director. Also dad of former TV presenter, Emma. Has suffered from MS since 1975. The Blonde Ballers

Ford, Betty  Born 8 April 1918  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Died 8 July 2011  (Rancho Mirage, California, USA) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Wife of former US President Gerald Ford. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ Ambledown Asadoornail Ash Cream Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Bazzilliant Bitter Violet Bladerunner Breath 'ns For Losers Breathless In Seattle Canadian Cadaver Dogs Cap'n Ohtz Club Carp Corpse Bride Crazycarl Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Deathglam Industries Deathlist.net Deathpig Diepod Shuffle Diet Of Worms Dress re-Hearse-als Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Everybody's Dead Dave! Evil (not quite) Dead Billy Graham Must Die Girlfriend In A Coma Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child Hide & Go Die (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy! Italian Grim Reaper It Tolls For Thee JoeRam Jumptheshark They're Loving Angels Instead Weakend At Bernies Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mr C My Picks Naked Florida Gravediggers Ninja Zombies Rule! .....norfolk & Good Northern Foxiles Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? Only Fools & Corpses Puzlman's Passing Picks Return To Sender Riding The Jesus Train Douglas Of The Dead Sexystf Stiffer Steaks Strictly Come Coffin-ing Tazman's Hit List Term Limits The Conqueror Worm The Death Stars Themankini.com The Misfortune Tellers ThePoitouTeam Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wednesday 'Til I Die Who Turned Out The Lights? First Lady's First "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Ford, Emile Born 16 October 1937  (Castries, Saint Lucia, West Indies) West Indies musician who hit the top of the charts with his band the Checkmates with 'What Do You Want to Make Those Eyes at Me For?' in 1959. Time's-Up Team

Ford, Whitey Born 21 October 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Pitcher for the New York Yankees for 18 years, wninning six World Series titles. Wayne Manor

Fordham, Andy "The Viking" Born 2 February 1962  (London, England) 2004 BDO world darts champion. He once weighed about 30 stone, but has lost shedloads of weight in the last few years. Before that, according to the Daily Mirror, "a dart attack waiting to happen". Dead Man's Team 2 No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please Sometimes They Come Back

Fordyce, Keith  Born 15 October 1928  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Died 15 March 2011  (Devon, England) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Disc jockey who first work at Radio Luxembourg and then subsequently the BBC Light Programme before becoming presenter of 'Thank Your Lucky Stars' and 'Ready Steady Go!' on Associated Rediffusion. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Forrest, Frederic Born 23 December 1936  (Waxahachie, Texas, USA) U.S. film actor, recognisable from films such as 'Apocalypse Now' and 'Falling Down'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Forrester, Helen  Born 6 June 1919  (Hoylake, Cheshire, England) Died 24 November 2011  (Alberta, Canada) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Author both of fiction & non-fiction. Now lives in Canada. Pooil Vaaish

Forsyth, Bruce Born 22 February 1928  (Edmonton, London, England) A professional entertainer since the age of 14, 'Brucie' really made his name in the late 1950s as compere of 'Sunday Night At The London Palladium', and went on to become the prominent-chinned presenter of 'The Generation Game' and 'Play Your Cards Right' among other self-consciously cheesy game shows. Now co-presenter of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. The Frog Chorus Ambledown Better Dead Than Red  Caedmon's Croakers Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Dirty Rotten Spunkers Dead Man's Team 1 Dead Spotters Death By Hemeloids Dolly Daydreams Dead Ones Doornails R Us Embalmy Army George Lass and the Gravelings Goners 2011 I Hope You Die Soon Juicy Janny Lord Coffins Cadavers Luck Of The Dead Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs Mr Macabre Ninja Zombies Rule! Northern Foxiles Cremate In The Nidge The Honey Trap Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Sick Scouser In Black Stairway To Heaven Strictly Come Coffin-ing  The Anfield Iron The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Federal Bureau Of Insemination The Funeral Director 2011 The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Misfortune Tellers The Voodoogurus Wot The Deuce You're Dead And You Know You Are

Forsyth, Frederick Born 25 August 1938  (Ashford, Kent, England) Thriller writer of 'The Day of the Jackal', 'The Odessa File' and 'The Fourth Protocol', all made into films. The Blue And White Reaper

Fortensky, Larry Born 17 January 1952  (Stanton, California, USA) Construction worker who in 1991 became the 8th and most inexplicable of Elizabeth Taylor's husbands. Managed to get a good five years out of her, mind... Coupled To Death

Foulkes, Bill (Died in 2013) Born 5 January 1932  (St Helens, England) Manchester United legend. Survivor of the Munich air disaster in 1958. The Terry Fenwick Benefit Invitational Select Third XX

Fowley, Kim Born 21 July 1939  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Music producer and manager of 1970s all-girl rock band The Runaways. Bloody Dead Rep We'reAllGonnaDie!

Fox, Bernard Born 11 May 1927  (Port Talbot, Glamorgan, Wales) Actor, mainly a character actor in both the UK & the US. Probably best known for his role as Dr. Bombay in the TV series 'Bewitched'. Happy No Year Nosoup4u!

Fox, Michael J Born 9 June 1961  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Pint-sized actor of 'Back To The Future' fame. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991. Better Dead Than Red Dead And Don't Know It Edster's Deadsters Forever Stiff Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? Les Trompettes De La Mort Moldy Oldies .....norfolk & Good Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? The Pale Rider The Honey Trap Spongebob Ate My Hamster Stiffer Steaks Swampy's Stiffs Tazman's Bro's Hitlist Team John Thomas Term Limits The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers You're Dead And You Know You Are

Fox, Paula Born 22 April 1923  (New York City, New York, USA) Author of both children's and adult novels. Grandmother of rock star Courtney Love. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Fraga Iribarne, Manuel Born 23 November 1922  (Vilabla, Galicia, Spain) Henchman of General Franco who later became a democratic politician. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Francis, Anne  Born 16 September 1930  (Ossining, New York, USA) Died 2 January 2011  (Santa Barbara, California, USA) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Actress, popular in sci-fi films in the 1950s. Ethnic Cleansing Inigo, I Hope We Win They're Loving Angels Instead The Blonde Ballers

Franco, Jesús (Died in 2013) Born 12 May 1930  (Madrid, Spain) Spanish writer/director of many an exploitation flick. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Franklin, Aretha Born 25 March 1942  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Legendary soul, R&B and gospel singer, with hits including 'Respect', 'Freeway of Love', and the unlikely but successful duet with George Michael of all people, 'I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)'. 1 Dead In Ohio It's Grim Up North 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go The Frog Chorus A Kick In The Ghoulies Al Andar Muerto  Alfred Lord Heinous And My Name Is Larry! 'arry-Kiri Asadoornail Biologically Dead Bitter Violet  Breath 'ns For Losers Brown Bread But I'm Not Dead Yet Buzzards  Canadian Paul Carkers Convention 2011 Clathrate Gun The Notapotatoe's Cut Price Funerals Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Crosshair Candidates 2011 Daniel Faraday's Notebook Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead By Dawn Dead Enders Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Last Dead Right Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Dead Loss Dead Lucky  Deadly As Sin Till You Win Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Death Stalks United Deceased Hose Dethdefying Diet Of Worms Food For Worms  Drop Dead Celebration Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Everybody's Dead Dave! Exit Stage Left Finbarr Returns From The Dead David Quantick's Showbiz Pals  A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 Funeral Holmes Germarmans Going Green Going Underground Goners 2011 Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin'  Happy No Year  Hardwood Surround Hide & Go Die  Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy! Illinois Reaper Beater 5.0 I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak  Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Inigo, I Hope We Win I Think We're Alone Now It Tolls For Thee Jill Dando's Cat Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Just Die Will You Keeper Of The Heads  Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Let The Dead Ones In Lord Football's Dead Corpses Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies The Final Showdown Misers  Miss Creant Moldy Oldies  Mourning Glory Mr C  Mr. Yuck  My Picks Naked Florida Gravediggers  Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club  Northern Foxiles Norwegian Blue Nosoup4u! Not At All Well Octopus of Odstock Only Fools & Corpses Partridge As Reaper Pickton's Pork Pies Plowing The Deep Pooil Vaaish  Pool Ghoul Pure Dead Brilliant Return To Sender  Riding The Jesus Train  Romancing The Headstone Already Dead Douglas Of The Dead Sacramento La Coruna Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Old Ma G’s Gravy Mix See You In Heaven  Sexystf Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band She's A Goner Shovelful Of Dirt  Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Snort The Ashes Forgotten But Not Gone STAB_in_the_DARK  Star Dust  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm The End of the World As We Know It  The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Funeral Director 2011 The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Grateful Dead The Living End Themankini.com The Newstreet Boys Death Squad Alright, You've Got 365 Days To Live... ThePoitouTeam ...the Salmon Mousse!!! The Unspiritualist The Vyrdolak  This Mortal Coil Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Tomb It May Concern Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Very Ill Turned Very Dead  Wall Street Massacre Sgt Reaper's Mouldy Heart, Clubbed Hand We Spin Terror Windsor The Troll Win One For The Dead Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer X-Pyred You Must Be Croaking! You're Not Breathing Anymore Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Franklin, Joe Born 9 March 1926  (Bronx, New York, USA) US radio & TV personality - not known in the UK at all so may struggle for an obit. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Fraser, "Mad" Frankie Born 13 December 1923  (Waterloo, London, England) Veteran East End gangster, thief, hired hitman, nightclub bouncer etc etc, whose penchant for crime hasn't been matched by a talent for getting away with it, as he has spent a total of 42 years in prison. Going Underground (DP) Dead And Dusted I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here See You In Hell

Fraser, Dawn Born 4 September 1937  (Balmain, NSW, Australia) Australian Olympic swimmer who caused controversy at the 1964 games in Tokyo when she stole an Olympic flag from outside Emperor Hirohito's palace. Dawn Of The Dead

Fraser, Malcolm Born 21 May 1930  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian Prime Minister from 1975-1983. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Steviator's Terminators

Fratello, José Luis Date and place of birth unknown One of the lieutenants of the Juárez drug cartel in Mexico. Loco In Acapulco

Frazier, Joe  Born 12 January 1944  (Beaufort, South Carolina, USA) Died 7 November 2011  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Age at death: 67  (read death notice) Olympic and world heavyweight boxing champion, known as Smokin' Joe. Fought the "Thrilla in Manila" against Muhammad Ali in October 1975, which many consider to be the best boxing match ever. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here

Freberg, Stan Born 7 August 1926  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Voice actor and puppeteer who also went on the revolutionise advertising. Also made a series of satirical recordings for Capitol Records. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Frederiksen, Dennis "Fergie" Born 15 May 1951  (Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA) AOR vocalist for multiple bands, including Toto. Carkers Convention 2011 Daniel Faraday's Notebook Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing Exit Stage Left Octopus of Odstock Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Star Dust Stiff Little Fingers Very Ill Turned Very Dead Welshman Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Freeman, Major John Born 19 February 1915  (place of birth unknown) 'Face to Face' inquisitor, Labour MP, New Statesman editor, bowls commentator and ITV executive! Cap'n Ohtz The Final Showdown See You In Heaven

Freeman, Morgan Born 1 June 1937  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Actor, who waited ages to make it big & ever since he did, with 'Driving Miss Daisy' in 1989, has been in a string of award-winning films. The Worst Acronym Team

Frehley, Ace Born 27 April 1951  (New York City, New York, USA) Guitarist and founder member of glam rock band KISS. Italian Grim Reaper

French, Anthony Born in Brighton, Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Professor of Physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, he was a key player in the development of the 'Manhattan Project'. Now based permanently in the USA. Born in 1920. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

French, Dawn Born 11 October 1957  (Holyhead, Wales) Comedienne - one half of 'French & Saunders'. Also played 'The Vicar of Dibley'. Dawn Of The Dead Hung Like Chevy Chase

French, Ray Date and place of birth unknown Former rugby league & union player, now a broadcaster & commentator on the league side of the sport. Born 1939. Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20

Freud, Lucian  Born 8 December 1922  (Berlin, Germany) Died 20 July 2011  (London, England) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Artist who normally paints portraits, often nudes, in a distinctive 'impasto' style, slapping the paint onto the canvas so thickly that the brush/knife strokes remain visible even when dry. All Death Is Consolation

Friedman, Brian Born 28 May 1977  (Highland Park, Illinois, USA) Choreographer and judge on the U.S. version of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Wishful Thinking

Fritzl, Joseph Born 9 April 1935  (Amstetten, Austria) Evil Austrian rapist, child molester & killer, whose bizarre story became one of 2008's most shocking, yet intriguing stories. Downunderdeadpans Jill Dando's Cat Lisa's Limp Lot Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Fromme, Lynette "Squeaky" Born 22 October 1948  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Member of Charles Manson's cult, who attempted (and obviously failed) to assassinate Gerald Ford. Now serving life in prison. Bad People

Frost, David (Died in 2013) Born 7 April 1939  (Tenterden, Kent, England) All-purpose TV presenter and sometime heavyweight political interviewer. Hippoposthumous 2011

Fujimori, Alberto Born 28 July 1938  (Lima, Peru) Disgraced former President of Peru. Convicted in 2009 of all manner of crimes including embezzlement, human rights violations, murder and kidnapping. And to think we in Britain complain bitterly about MP's expenses! David the Aspie

Fujiwara, Harry Born 4 May 1935  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Professional wrestler, better known as 'Mr Fuji'. World Wrestling Deadaration

Funicello, Annette (Died in 2013) Born 22 October 1942  (Utica, New York, USA) Actress, 'The Mickey Mouse Club'". "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins Are You Still Dying, Darling? Ash Cream Breath 'ns For Losers Buzzards Daniel Faraday's Notebook Deceased Hose Eternity Tours A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 Heads In A Bag If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I'll Get The Oven On Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Let The Dead Ones In Mr C Octopus of Odstock Pooil Vaaish Riding The Jesus Train She's A Goner Shovelful Of Dirt Tentoesup The End of the World As We Know It We'reAllGonnaDie! Win One For The Dead

Funk, Terry Born 30 June 1944  (Canyon, Texas, USA) Yet another ex-pro wrestler. Lord Coffins Cadavers World Wrestling Deadaration

Furlong, Edward Born 2 August 1977  (Glendale, California, USA) Actor - John Connor in 'Terminator 2'. Another One Bites The Hoff Edster's Deadsters Moldy Oldies

Fyfe, Robert Born 19 June 1925  (Alloa, Scotland) Actor, the hen-pecked Howard in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

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