Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2009: F

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F, Christiane Born 20 May 1962  (Hamburg, Germany) Born as Christiane Felscherinow. German author, whose story about her life as a teenage heroin addict became a best-seller in the late '70's. Pooil Vaaish

Fabray, Nanette Born 27 October 1920  (San Diego, California, USA) Actress, mostly in film and stage musicals. Club Carp You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Faithfull, Marianne Born 29 December 1946  (Hampstead, London, England) Singer, actress and ex-girlfriend of Mick Jagger. Down Under The Daisies Pop Goes The Pop Star Pushing Up Daisies 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders

Falk, Peter (Died in 2011) Born 16 September 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Shambling, raincoat-wearing, one-eyed star of "Columbo". Carrion Luggage A Kick In The Ghoulies Are You Still Dying, Darling? Beginnings of Rigor Bestie's Boys Bring On The Rigor Bronxboy422 Lawyers, Guns And Money And Coffins And Tombstones Crofty's Coffin Crew Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead And Don't Know It Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Man Walking Blues Deadpoolers Death By Dumb Luck Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will Death Can Be Funny Die, Die, Die My Darling Died In A Nasty Accident Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Liz's Lately Lamented  Erith Sickos Flanges Final Few Fritzl's Dead Certs Going Underground Grim McGraw  Fox In A Box I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Get The Oven On Illinois Reaper Beater 3.0 in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones Brady, Tobin And Huntley Starring In "Friends Behind Bars" Juicy Janny No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Northern Foxiles  People I Think Might Die In 2009 United Perish, The Thought Pulse Say Hi To Uncle George Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff As A Board Still Warm-Ish The Blue And White Reaper The Dukes Death List The Funeral Director 09 The Grateful Dead The Voodoo Gurus Who Turned Out The Lights? You Keep Hanging On You're Terminated, Farquahar

Farahbakhsh, Ali Date and place of birth unknown Iranian business journalist who has fallen foul of Iranian's hardline authorities for attempting to promote a freer environment & report on matters within the country. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Farmer, Philip Jose  Born 26 January 1918  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Died 25 February 2009  (Peoria, Illinois, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Writer of science fiction & fantasy books. Stiff & the Tears

Farrakhan, Louis Born 11 May 1933  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Outspoken and often controversial leader of the Nation of Islam. Real name Louis Eugene Walcott. Canadian Cadaver Dogs Grim Rita You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Morbid United FC Mr. Yuck Soylent Green Recipe We Spin Terror

Farrell, Colin Born 31 May 1976  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Irish actor/womaniser/supposed hellraiser. Roadkill Wombats

Farve, Beatrice  Born 30 April 1895  (Spring Bluff, Georgia, USA) Died 19 January 2009  (Brunswick, Georgia, USA) Age at death: 113  One of the oldest people in the World at the start of 2009, but died in January 2009. Oldies But Goodies

Fatfat, Ahmad Born 28 March 1953  (Danniyeh (Sîr ed Dannîyé), North Lebanon) Politician in the Lebanon government, a fervent Anti-Syrian politician. Which isn't exactly the safest of things to be... Octopus of Odstock

Fawcett, Farrah  Born 2 February 1947  (Corpus Christi, Texas, USA) Died 25 June 2009  (Santa Monica, California, USA) Age at death: 62  (read death notice) Actress & sex symbol of the 1970's through her "Charlie's Angels" role. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Carrion Luggage Asadoornail Ashes To Ashley Cole (I Hope) Banobo Kings Beerbutton 3 Beerbutton Biologically Dead Bodybags'R'Us Bring On The Rigor Brown Bread Canadian Cadaver Dogs Clathrate Gun Corpse Bride Croaker De'Ath And The Prognosticators Dancing Elephants  Dead As A Dodo Dead Man's Party Death Stinks Diet Of Worms Doornails R Us Down Under The Daisies End Of Time Ethnic Cleansing Flanges Final Few Going Green Grendel's Graveyard Harry Patch's Love Child Researched To Death Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks I've Got Another Stiff Jims Deadbeats JoeRam Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Let Us Embalm You Lord Football Lucifer's Legionaires Mr. Yuck My Toes Are Real People Nice Little Urner Nicole Kidman Is A Slag No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! The Pale Rider Pining For The Fjords Pushing Up The Daisies Rammer's Downtrodden Residentevil Riding The Jesus Train R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Skeleton Crew Soylent Green Recipe Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Tagyourout Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order Dead Rancid Corpses Redmega's Megadead Malingerers The Last Gasp ThePoitouTeam Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic We'reAllGonnaDie! Wishy-Washy You Keep Hanging On

Feller, Bob (Died in 2010) Born 3 November 1918  (Van Meter, Iowa, USA) Former baseball pitcher for the Cleveland Indians. Win One For The Dead

Feltz, Vanessa Born 21 February 1962  (Islington, London, England) Overweight talk-show host who is now a rent-a-gob on every cheap TV programme going. Undertakertom

Ferguson, Alex Born 31 December 1941  (Govan, Glasgow, Scotland) Angry, bullying, unsmiling, much-loathed manager of Manchester United. Bez001 Clara Butt & Plum C'mon... Who Doesn't Want Me To Get 20/20 End Of Time H5N1 I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak

Ferlinghetti, Lawrence Born 24 March 1919  (Yonkers, New York, USA) Last of the beat poets. Owns the City Lights bookshop in San Francisco. Food For Worms

Fernandez-Fojaco, Manuela Born 18 June 1895  (Llamas, Asturias, Spain) Was the oldest living Spaniard & European until her death in 2009. No UK obit yet though. Oldies But Goodies

Ferraro, Geraldine (Died in 2011) Born 26 August 1935  (Newburgh, New York, USA) American Congresswoman who stood unsuccessfully for Vice-President in 1984. Morbid United FC Mr C

Ferrers, Earl (Died in 2012) Born 8 July 1929  (Ditchingham, Norfolk, England) AKA Robert Shirley. Former politican, now serving in the House of Lords as one of the few remaining hereditary peers Bloody Dead Rep Dead Commons

Ferrier, Johan (Died in 2010) Born 12 May 1910  (Paramaribo, Suriname) The first President of Suriname after its independence but overthrown in 1980. FH Reverends The Newstreet Boys Death Squad Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Ferzetti, Gabriele Born 17 March 1925  (Rome, Italy) Excellent Italian actor, who appeared in many English speaking films - perhaps his best performance was as Morton in "Once Upon a Time in the West". No, Mr Bond. I Expect You To Die!

Fieger, Doug (Died in 2010) Born 20 August 1952  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Lead singer of 'The Knack'. Had two brain tumours removed in 2006. Biologically Dead

Fielder-Civil, Blake Born 16 April 1982  (London, England) Drug dealer & no-good general layabout who is largely responsible for Amy Winehouse's spectacular decline in health & sanity, as he is her husband. Bananies Dead Man's Party Death Has A Shadow Death-Defying H5N1 Lulu's Stiffs! Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead The Grateful Undead The Dorset Jury

Fiennes, Sir Ranulph Born 7 March 1944  (Windsor, Berkshire, England) One of the greatest explorers of the 20th century, who, having undertaken numerous dangerous expeditions over the years, suffered a heart attack in 2003, whilst waiting at Bristol Airport to board an EasyJet flight to Edinburgh. Much Loved But Not Yet Departed

Findlay, Donald Born 17 March 1951  (Cowdenbeath, Fife, Scotland) Lawyer, who has got into controversy with his anti-Catholic outbursts. Billy Dodds Knew II

Finlay, Frank Born 6 August 1926  (Farnworth, Greater Manchester, England) Veteran actor, a regular on TV & films since the 1960's. X-Pyred

Finney, Albert Born 9 May 1936  (Salford, Lancashire, England) Award-winning actor, with over 40 years' experience on the big screen. Best known recently for films like "Erin Brockovich" and TV shows such as "The Gathering Storm". Not impartial to good food and drink, and lots of it. Pacman

Finney, Tom Born 5 April 1922  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Preston North End and England footballer of the 1940s and '50s. Famously never booked, let alone sent off, in his 20-year playing career. Bestie's Boys Dance Of The Living Dead Death Can Be Funny Hunting Halos Jims Deadbeats Old People Smell Of Piss Pulse The Mortuary Posse

Finnigan, Judy Born 16 May 1948  (Manchester, England) Former news reader & reporter who progressed to TV & chat shows. Both her & her husband, Richard Madeley were involved in a phone competition scandal in 2007, but both claim no involvement in the affair. Addams Family Christmas Card List 2008 As You Wave Us Goodbye

Firmin, Peter Born in Harwich, Essex, England  (exact date unknown) Artist and animator, co-creator of "The Clangers", "Noggin the Nog" etc. with the late Oliver Postgate. Born in 1928. Grobler's Stiff Ones This Mortal Coil

Fischer-Dieskau, Dietrich (Died in 2012) Born 28 May 1925  (Berlin, Germany) Opera singer, both in Germany & Worldwide. Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother

Fisher, Eddie (Died in 2010) Born 10 August 1928  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Singer, actor, entertainer, hellraiser, former husband of Liz Taylor and dad of Carrie Fisher, aka Princess Leia. I Drink Your Milkshake STAB_in_the_DARK

Flatley, Michael Born 16 July 1958  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Dancer, most famous for his performance in "Riverdance". Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

Floyd, Keith  Born 28 December 1943  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Died 14 September 2009  (Bridport, Dorset, England) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) TV chef and drinker. Bit of a pin-up guy for the posh older lady. Coffin It Up H5N1 Sometimes They Come Back Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stiff As A Board The Tartan Flatliners

Fo, Dario Born 26 March 1926  (San Giano, Varese, Italy) Controversial Italian playwright, who won the 1997 Nobel Prize for Literature. Literary Cemetery

Fogle, Ben Born 3 November 1973  (Bryanston, Dorset, England) British television presenter & occasional "adventurer" who came to fame through reality TV programme "Castaway" and unfortunately has been on the TV ever since. Nice Little Urner

Fonda, Peter Born 23 February 1940  (New York City, New York, USA) Son of the legendary Henry, Fonda Jr. has struggled in his father's shadow, but did star in "Easy Rider". Beerbutton 3 Sometimes They Come Back

Fontaine, Joan (Died in 2013) Born 22 October 1917  (Tokyo, Japan) Oscar for Best Actress 1940 for "Suspicion", estranged sister of Olivia de Havilland. Death On The Rocks Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Grim McGraw Hackinncackin' Soylent Dreams You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Foot, Michael (Died in 2010) Born 23 July 1913  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Dishevelled left-wing journalist, long-time Labour MP, and leader of the Labour Party from 1980-83. 2 Days Older Than Grass  Alison The Assassin Biologically Dead Blade Runners Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Burke'N'Hare Checking Out By Christmas Chelski Pensioners II Coffin It Up Colin's Toe Curlers Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Dancing Elephants Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead And Dusted Dead Beats Dead Commons Dead Enders Dead Loss Dead'nt He Do Well?? Death By Impailer Deathlist.net Died In A Nasty Accident Down Under The Daisies Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Liz's Lately Lamented Dress re-Hearse-als Fallen Off The Perch Finbarr Returns From The Dead The Forest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Globaltruth Grampus 8 My Hamster Grendel's Graveyard Grim Rita Head For The Gates!! Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Irish Rover It Tolls For Thee Jellydead Jesus Jones Lard Bazaar Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Madonna's Hand of Bod Much Loved But Not Yet Departed Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Go Ahead Thatch, Make My DDP Oh...If Only It Were True Old People Party Of 20 Over My Dead Body The Pale Rider People I Think Might Die In 2009 United Pining For The Fjords Please Refrain From Testing Pooil Vaaish Rabbitsnuffer Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard Ringo's Kiss Of Death! R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rotters Sadmackem Putting The Fun Into Funeral Simpson's Stiffs  Dads Army, Dead, Dead, Dead, Alive, Dead, Dead Forgotten But Not Gone Stiff & the Tears Tazmans Hit List 2009 Crematorium Cheerleaders Dead Rancid Corpses The Delightful Dead Trojan Hearse The Grateful Dead The Misfortune Tellers The Norman Bates Fan Club  The Politigones ...the Salmon Mousse!!! Time's Champion Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Valley of Death Voted Out For Good! As You Wave Us Goodbye Youth In Asia Helpline

Foray, June Born 18 September 1917  (Springfield, Massachusetts, USA) Actress, but best known for her voice work on cartoons. Let Us Embalm You

Forbes, Bryan (Died in 2013) Born 22 July 1926  (Stratford, London, England) Actor, screenwriter, film producer & director. Also dad of former TV presenter, Emma. Has suffered from MS since 1975. Lucifer's Legionaires

Ford, Betty (Died in 2011) Born 8 April 1918  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Wife of former US President Gerald Ford. Carrion Luggage Asadoornail Ash Cream Bazzilliant Beginnings of Rigor Bestie's Boys Bez001 Blade Runners Bodybags'R'Us Breathless In Seattle Bucket Kickers Inc. (Well, Life Is A Terminal Illness!) Buzzards Camden Cadavers Canadian Cadaver Dogs Carkers Convention 2009 Club Carp Coffin It Up Konstabel Els And His Merry Harbingers Crazycarl C U Dead 2009 Curlytops Dans Death List Of Doom Dead Beats Dead Calm Dead Man Walking Blues Death By Gough Death By Hemeloids Doornails R Us Dress re-Hearse-als Eternity Tours Every Shroud Has A Silver Lining Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Grendel's Graveyard Grim Rita Hackinncackin' Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of A Pulse It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells JoeRam Just Die Allready Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Lard Bazaar Morbid Curiosity Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Oh...If Only It Were True Pining For The Fjords Puzlman's Passing Picks Residentevil Riding The Jesus Train Rigor Mortis Makes Us Hard Rude Kid Sadmackem Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Putting The Fun Into Funeral Steeny Tazmans Hit List Redmega's Megadead Malingerers The Misfortune Tellers The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Pale Horseman's Six Feet Undercover Brothers Toasted Brown Bread Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Win One For The Dead

Ford, Harrison Born 13 July 1942  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Well-established film star who, after a couple of minor TV parts, actually gave up on acting and became a carpenter. But first the success of 'American Graffiti' (1973) and then the role of Han Solo in 'Star Wars' (1977) secured his place on Hollywood's A-list. A few more hits since then have kept him there, despite being interspersed with, and outnumbered by, flops. The Watts Wallies

Fordham, Andy 'The Viking' Born 2 February 1962  (London, England) BDO world darts champion. Until recently, he weighed 30 stone, but then lost half his weight. Before that, though, according to the Daily Mirror, he was "a dart attack waiting to happen". Scum Bucket Putting The Fun Into Funeral

Foreman, George Born 10 January 1949  (Marshall, Texas, USA) Legendary heavyweight boxer, turned chef & grill maker. Scum Bucket

Forrester, Helen (Died in 2011) Born 6 June 1919  (Hoylake, Cheshire, England) Author both of fiction & non-fiction. Now lives in Canada. Pooil Vaaish

Forster, Robert Born 13 July 1941  (Rochester, New York, USA) Actor, often in B Movies & TV shows. You're Terminated, Farquahar

Forsyth, Bruce Born 22 February 1928  (Edmonton, London, England) A professional entertainer since the age of 14, 'Brucie' really made his name in the late 1950s as compere of 'Sunday Night At The London Palladium', and went on to become the prominent-chinned presenter of 'The Generation Game' and 'Play Your Cards Right' among other self-consciously cheesy game shows. Are They Dead Yet? Bananies Billy Dodds Knew II Burn Baby Burn Celeb-Rotties Clara Butt & Plum Colin's Toe Curlers Criptkicker2 Dave's Bunglalow Of Death Dead Men Walking Livin' On A Prayer Deadpoolers Death Shall Have No Dominion - Oh Yes It Will Death By Hemeloids Digging The Grave Liz's Lately Lamented Graham Reaper's Dead Army Gwynhafyr Hippoposthumous I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It Juicy Janny Luck of the Dead Lulu's Stiffs! Much Loved But Not Yet Departed Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine Scum Bucket  Stiff Steaks Stokes's Stiffs The Anfield Iron The Blue And White Reaper The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Misfortune Tellers The Watts Wallies They Laugh In The Face Of Death Wot The Deuce You're Dead And You Know You Are

Forsythe, John (Died in 2010) Born 29 January 1918  (Penn's Grove, New Jersey, USA) Played the part of Blake Carrington in "Dynasty". Carrion Luggage Checking Out By Christmas Cut Price Funerals C U Dead 2009 Death By Dumb Luck Eternity Tours Auditioning For Oscar's "in Memoriam" Montage Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Grim Rita Hackinncackin' You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Hurry Up Please, You'll Be Late I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Residentevil Rotters Six Foot Under Tagyourout The Morbid Postman The Vyrdolak Valley of Death Win One For The Dead Worm Farmer You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Forsythe, William Born 7 June 1955  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Actor, normally in films as a "tough guy". Banobo Kings

Fox, Bernard Born 11 May 1927  (Port Talbot, Glamorgan, Wales) Actor, mainly a character actor in both the UK & the US. Probably best known for his role as "Dr. Bombay" in the TV series "Bewitched". Mr. Yuck Sexystf

Fox, James Born 19 May 1939  (London, England) Actor & general luvvy type, often plays snooty or posh roles. The Jim Reapers

Fox, Michael J Born 9 June 1961  (Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Pint-sized actor of "Back To The Future" fame. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Burn Baby Burn Buzzards Corpse Bride Crofty's Coffin Crew Curlytops Dance Of The Living Dead Dead Men Walking End Of Time Hippoposthumous How Clean Is Your Hearse? Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Laughter Kills Moldy Oldies Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Northern Foxiles Please Refrain From Testing Rotters Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sqwidge's Motley Crew  Win One For The Dead Wot The Deuce

Fraga Iribarne, Manuel Born 23 November 1922  (Vilabla, Galicia, Spain) Henchman of General Franco who later became a democratic politician. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Francis, Anne (Died in 2011) Born 16 September 1930  (Ossining, New York, USA) Actress, popular in sci-fi films in the 1950's. Misers Plowing The Deep Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer...

Francis, Dick (Died in 2010) Born 31 October 1920  (Lawrenny, Pembrokeshire, Wales) Bestselling author of various horseracing-themed novels. Bodybag If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Keeper Of The Heads Literary Cemetery

Francisco, Silvino Born 3 May 1946  (Cape Town, South Africa) South African former snooker player, who has been in trouble with the law in recent years. 6ft Under The Baulk Line

Frankenthaler, Helen Born 12 December 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Abstract artist & painter. A Lost Art

Franklin, Joe Born 9 March 1926  (Bronx, New York, USA) US radio & TV personality - not known in the UK at all so may struggle for an obit. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Fraser, 'Mad' Frankie Born 13 December 1923  (Waterloo, London, England) Veteran East End gangster, thief, hired hitman, nightclub bouncer etc etc, whose penchant for crime hasn't been matched by a talent for getting away with it, as he has spent a total of 42 years in prison. 666 Evil Shape-Changing Pixies The Johnnie Stalker 2009 Voodoo Blend People I Think Might Die In 2009 United Redmyst XX

Fraser, Malcolm Born 21 May 1930  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian Prime Minister from 1975-1983. Are They Dead Yet? Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Frazier, Joe (Died in 2011) Born 12 January 1944  (Beaufort, South Carolina, USA) Olympic and world heavyweight boxing champion, known as Smokin' Joe. Fought the "Thriller in Manila" against Muhammad Ali in October 1975, which many consider to be the best boxing match ever. Redmyst XX

Fredriksson, Marie Born 30 May 1958  (Össjo, Sweden) Lead singer with Roxette. Had a cancerous brain tumour removed in September 2002. Pop Goes The Pop Star

Freedberg, A. Stone  Born 3 April 1908  (Salem, Massachusetts, USA) Died 18 August 2009  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 101  (read death notice) Retired Harvard medic who "wuz robbed" of a Nobel Prize in 1940 when he discovered that bacteria are associated with stomach ulcers, but was dissuaded by his superiors from investigating any further. Fallen Sparrow

Freeman, Jane Born in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales  (exact date unknown) Actress, best known as Ivy in "Last of the Summer Wine". Deader Than A Dead Thing

Freeman, Major John Born 19 February 1915  (place of birth unknown) 'Face to Face' inquisitor, Labour MP, New Statesman editor, bowls commentator and ITV executive! Cap'n Ohtz The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2009

Freeman, Morgan Born 1 June 1937  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Actor, who waited ages to make it big & ever since he did, with "Driving Miss Daisy" in 1989, has been in a string of award-winning films. Beerbutton Sexystf

Fremaux, Louis Born 13 August 1921  (Aire-sur-la-Lys, France) French musicial conductor. Cap'n Ohtz

French, Anthony Born in Brighton, Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Professor of Physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, he was a key player in the development of the 'Manhattan Project'. Now based permanently in the USA. Born in 1920. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

French, Dawn Born 11 October 1957  (Holyhead, Wales) Comedienne - one half of "French & Saunders". Also played "The Vicar of Dibley". Heart Attack, Liver Failure? Excellent! Loadsa Points  Scum Bucket

French, Ray Date and place of birth unknown Former rugby league & union player, now a broadcaster & commentator on the league side of the sport. Born 1939 Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20

Freud, Lucian (Died in 2011) Born 8 December 1922  (Berlin, Germany) Artist who normally paints portraits, often nudes, in a distinctive 'impasto' style, slapping the paint onto the canvas so thickly that the brush/knife strokes remain visible even when dry. A Lost Art

Freud, Sir Clement  Born 24 April 1924  (Berlin, Germany) Died 15 April 2009  (London, England) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Grandson of Sigmund, brother of Lucien. Has been (in no particular order) a MP, celebrity chef, aide to Field Marshal Montgomery, broadcaster, comedian, did ads for dog food, writer, Rector of the University of Dundee & newspaper columnist. Despite his hangdog, dour, deadpan delivery, he generally was one of the funniest panellists on "Just a Minute" on all the years it's been going. Dead Commons

Friedman, Rose Born 27 December 1911  (Staryi Chortoryisk, Ukraine) Economist, widow of Milton Friedman. Died in 2009, but hasn't got an obituary yet. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Fritzl, Joseph Born 9 April 1935  (Amstetten, Austria) Evil Austrian rapist, child molester & killer, whose bizarre story became one of 2008's most shocking, yet intriguing stories. Fritzl's Dead Certs  Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers

Frost, Sir David (Died in 2013) Born 7 April 1939  (Tenterden, Kent, England) All-purpose TV presenter and sometime heavyweight political interviewer. Juicy Janny  Much Loved But Not Yet Departed

Fry, Hayden Born 28 February 1929  (Eastland, Texas, USA) College American Football coach. Apparently. All Sports

Fry, Stephen Born 24 August 1957  (London, England) Cambridge-educated comedian, author, actor, wit and general smartarse. Death-Defying

Fuentes, Carlos (Died in 2012) Born 11 November 1928  (Panama City, Panama) Mexican author, hugely popular in the Spanish-speaking world for his books & stories. Literary Cemetery

Funicello, Annette (Died in 2013) Born 22 October 1942  (Utica, New York, USA) Actress, "The Mickey Mouse Club". Ash Cream Bodybags'R'Us Konstabel Els And His Merry Harbingers Dead Man's Party Drop Dead Celebration Eternity Tours Going Underground Heads In A Bag Hide And Go Die I'll Get The Oven On Lord Football Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Misers Mr C Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Not At All Well Pooil Vaaish Residentevil Riding The Jesus Train Shovelful Of Dirt The Conqueror Worm The End of the World As We Know It The Last Gasp They're Dead, Y'Know! Wot The Deuce

Funk, Terry Born 30 June 1944  (Canyon, Texas, USA) Yet another ex-pro wrestler. Dead Men Walking

Furlong, Edward Born 2 August 1977  (Glendale, California, USA) Actor - John Connor in "Terminator 2". Moldy Oldies

Fyfe, Robert Born in Scotland  (exact date unknown) Actor, the hen-pecked Howard in "Last of the Summer Wine". One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

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