Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2013: G

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G, Gina Born 3 August 1970  (Brisbane, Queensland, Australia) Sang a very catchy Eurovision tune "Oh Ah, just a little bit, oh ah a little bit more" - she has to hope the aah doesn't become aarggh The 90's Are Dead

Gabor, Zsa Zsa Born 6 February 1917  (Budapest, Hungary) Nine-times married, cop-slapping actress. Was in a coma for a while after a collision between her car and a lamp-post on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard in November 2002. 1 Dead In Ohio 20 Shades of Grey 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Amanita Virosa Ambledown ...And I Feel Fine! And My Name Is Larry! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Ash Cream Bazzilliant Better Dead Than Red Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead Bitter Violet Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body-Count Breathless In Seattle Brown Bread Buzzards  Bxboy422 The Canadian Cadaver Dogs  Aye, they're off the fags alright Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen  C.A.Daver Coffinitup Crazycarl Creme De La Crem  Crofty's Coffin Crew  Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Dead Ends Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Dead Last Dead Right Drop Deadline Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death Nebula 3000  Death Grips Await Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Deathpig Death Stalks United Der Gevatter Ruft  Dethdefying Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Doornails R Us Drop Dead Celebration  Drunkasaskunk Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Embalmy Army "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Erith Sickos Eternity Tours  Ethnic Cleansing Exit Stage Left Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fledermaus The Forest Lawn Jockeys Guess Who's Dead?  Friday the 2013th Funeral Holmes Gag Slow And Die Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Geneva Blues  Billy Graham Must Die Girlfriend In A Coma GMC Ghost Town Going Green Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper GSTQ  Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Hangman's XX Hardwood Surround Harry Patch's Love Child  Hide & Go Die Hunting Halos I Can’t Believe They’re Not Deader I Drink Your Milkshake I'll Get The Oven On Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 I Will Be 84 In March And I Am Still A Sicko!! But Oswald I'm Dead. Well, Nobody's Perfect  I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse I Think We're Alone Now I Told You I Was Ill It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Jellydead Jesus Jones Jim's Deadbeats JoeRam Juicy Janny Just Die Will You Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots L00ney51 Ladies Bodybags They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Les Trompettes De La Mort Live Forever With Line 5 Lord Gravedigger Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Master Mind Matt’s Grave Dodgers  Mave's Graves Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mercarte Michael Winner's Death Wish Min Reaper Misslucky Morbid United FC Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mostly Whores  Mourner's Kadish Mourning Glory  Mr C Naked Florida Gravediggers Nervous Nineties  Ninja Zombies Rule! Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Noodle Squad .....Norfolk & Good Northern Foxiles Numbskull10 Obituaries 'R' Us Old People Party Of 20  One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Partridge As Reaper Pass The Sick Bucket Pedro’s Catacomb Collective  People I Think Might Die In 2013 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickett's Pooped Off Picks  Pickton's Pork Pies P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Pool Ghoul Puzlman's Passing Picks  Real Creaking Gates Carrie in the Nidge Rexy's Rotten Bodies Rotting Kanzlerin  Dead Lee Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel  Say Hello To The Angels Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Seasideessexxile Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Sexystf 2013 She's A Goner Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Simply Dead  Sleeping With The Fishes Snuff’s Enough Sometimes They Come Back Soon To Be Gone Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spongebob Ate My Hamster Sporting A Solemn Look STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Steviator's Terminators Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Stiffer Steaks Stiff Little Fingers Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tango Uniform Team Cat AIDS Team Honey Boo Boo Tentoesup The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The Death Stars The Dead Cows The End of the World As We Know It The Funeral Director 2013 The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Impaled The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers The Unspiritualist  FBLMGIT They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Turd Ferguson If This Team Wins, The Beer Will Be Flowing... Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Welshman Where's My Damn List  Who Turned Out The Lights? Will Jim Fix It For Me? Windsor The Troll Tims Terminal Twenty Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce Yorkshire Crypt Kickers  You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are You're Not Breathing Anymore Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Gadahn, Adam Yahiye Born 1 September 1978  (Oregon, USA) American who converted to Islam and his now one of Al-Qaeda's leading operatives. Clathrate Gun Drone Fodder Misers

Gaddafi, Saif al-Islam Born 25 June 1972  (Tripoli, Libya) Son of Colonel Gaddafi, and one of his henchmen. Captured in 2011. Now on trial. Alfred Lord Heinous …and There Was Great Rejoicing Dead Ends Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Researched To Death I Told You They Were Sick Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Rotters Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Sovereign-Reaper There Or Thereabouts FBLMGIT Thomas Jefferson Survives Turd Ferguson Windsor The Troll You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You're Dead And You Know You Are

Gaga, Lady Born 28 March 1986  (New York City, New York, USA) Glamorous pop star that dem kids are listening to. Sing Your Last Song For Me  What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Gagne, Verne Born 26 February 1926  (Robbinsdale, Minnesota, USA) Former professional wrestler and American football player. Bxboy422

Gahan, Dave Born 9 May 1962  (North Weald, Essex, England) Lead singer of veteran electro-rockers Depeche Mode. Roy Daveision

Gainsbourg, Charlotte Born 21 July 1971  (London, England) Daughter of the late singer Serge, Charlotte is a singer in her own right, as well as an actress. If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car

Galabru, Michel Born 27 October 1922  (Safi, Morocco) Veteran French actor. john_thomas_alerdice

Galifianakis, Zach Born 1 October 1969  (Wilkesboro, North Carolina, USA) Comedian and actor who really came to fame in 'The Hangover'. Spongebob Ate My Hamster

Gall, France Born 9 October 1947  (Paris, France) French Yé-yé and pop singer. Death For Everybody

Gall, Sandy Born 1 October 1927  (Penang, Malaysia) British journalist and former ITN newsreader & reporter. Bloody Dead Rep Dr Shipman's Waiting Room See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

Gallagher, Frankie Date and place of birth unknown Spokesperson for the loyalist Ulster Political Research Group. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Gallagher, Leo Born 24 July 1946  (Fort Bragg, North Carolina, USA) AKA Gallagher, American prop comedian, who is famous for smashing watermelons! Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Not At All Well  Sometimes They Come Back

Galliano, John Born 28 November 1960  (Gibraltar) Fashion designer who was sacked as head designer at Christian Dior after making anti-semetic comments in 2011. Last Train To Palookaville

Galyon, Donnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins, who have also done work in the entertainment business because of their unusual situation. A Pelican In The Wilderness Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Galyon, Ronnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins. A Pelican In The Wilderness Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly!

Gambon, Michael Born 19 October 1940  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Actor - made it big in 'The Singing Detective' and has been in the last 2 Harry Potter films as Dumbledore. Recently popped up in 'Doctor Who'. Dr Who(s) Next Pass Me The Mike

Gandolfo, David Date and place of birth unknown Horse trainer who retired after a 50 year career in 2009. Born 1938. Toast of the Turf

Gannascoli, Joseph R. Born 15 February 1959  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Rotund actor in 'The Sopranos', who also is a restauranter. Meister Mayhem

Garavito, Luis Born 25 January 1957  (Génova, Quindío, Colombia) Colombian serial killer who admitted to the rape and murder of 147 young boys in 1999 for which he received a sentence of just 22 years. The Hell With It

Garcia Marquez, Gabriel Born 6 March 1928  (Aracataca, Colombia) Latin American writer, author of 'La Hojaresca' and 'One Hundred Years of Solitude'. Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982. Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

Garland, Seán Born 7 March 1934  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Member of the original Irish Republican Army before it changed to the Workers Party, which he became president of in 2000. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Garner, James Born 7 April 1928  (Norman, Oklahoma, USA) TV and film actor who specialised in playing cowboys, sheriffs and detectives, most notably in 'Maverick' and 'The Rockford Files'. His real surname is Bumgarner, but for some reason he dropped the first syllable when he became famous. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Biologically Dead Circling The Drain Diet Of Worms in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Meister Mayhem Misers Mourner's Kadish Not At All Well Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Red-Flagged STAB_in_the_DARK There goes another one :) They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Garr, Teri Born 11 December 1944  (Lakewood, Ohio, USA) US film & TV star, now battling MS. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Mourner's Kadish M*A*S*H Goes To The Afterlife The Man In Black's "where no man has gone before..."

Garrett, Leif Born 8 November 1961  (Hollywood, California, USA) Former teen actor & singing star, who has fallen on hard times with a number of drink & drugs related mishaps. Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Shaken Not Stirred We Can't Sing When We're Dead

Garza, Héctor Born 12 June 1969  (Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico) Mexican professional wrestler who retired late in 2012. You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Gascoigne, Paul Born 27 May 1967  (Gateshead, Co Durham, England) Flawed genius of the football field, who played for Newcastle United, Spurs, Lazio, Rangers and of course England, when he wasn't busy boozing and/or crying. On and off the wagon constantly. Aardvark's Bupa Listing Bouttells Death Squad Bury My Stiff     Dead Last Dead Right  Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Embalmy Army Erith Sickos Gemma's Dilemmas GMC Ghost Town Green Machine I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Les Trompettes De La Mort Live is Evil Mave's Graves Carrie in the Nidge Savile's Specials Seasideessexxile Simpson's Stiffs The Conqueror Worm The Grateful Dead Late of Lewes

Gass, William H. Born 30 July 1924  (Fargo, North Dakota, USA) Postmodernist author of 'The Tunnel'. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Gates, Gareth Born 12 July 1984  (Bradford, England) Stammering singer who hit fame in 2002 in 'Pop Idol' before his career, ahem, stuttered... Last Train To Palookaville

Gates, Roy Paul Born 25 July 1921  (New York City, New York, USA) Second Lieutenant with Easy Company, the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment who fought in the Second World War as seen in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. Died in February 2013 but on obit. Say Hello To The Angels

Gaudette, Sister Cecilia Born 25 March 1902  (Manchester, New Hampshire, USA) American-born nun, now resident in Rome who decided to vote in the 2008 US Presiential election, 52 years after the last time. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Gaynes, George Born 16 May 1917  (Helskini, Finland) Probably best known to movie audiences as Commandant Lassard in the endless 'Police Academy' series. Friday the 2013th Funeral Holmes Sexystf 2013 Team Cat AIDS The Old Ones Are The Pests

Gayson, Eunice Born 17 March 1928  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Actress, Sylvia Trench in James Bond - who was the girlfriend to Bond in the first two movies of the franchise. No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die

Gbowee, Leymah Born 1 February 1972  (Liberia) Liberian peace activist and as far as I know not a professional wrestler in the WWF… Nobel Loserettes

Geldof, Peaches Born 16 March 1989  (London, England) Waste of space and occasional TV presenter. Daughter of Sir Bob Geldof & Paula Yates, and she seems more intent in following her mother's footsteps, rather than her dad's. Colour Me Dead Last Train To Palookaville

Geller, Uri Born 20 December 1946  (Tel Aviv, Israel) Spoon-bending friend of the late Michael Jackson. Carrie in the Nidge

Genscher, Hans-Dietrich Born 21 March 1927  (Reideburg, Germany) Long serving foreign minister of (West) Germany. Falling Off The Perch

Gento, Francisco Born 21 October 1933  (Guarnizo, Spain) Legendary footballer for Real Madrid. Won 6 European Cup winners medals. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

George, Barry Born 15 April 1960  (Hammersmith, London, England) Accused, but subsquently cleared of killing TV presenter Jill Dando in 1999. Old Lags And Old Slags

George, Bobby Born 16 February 1945  (Manor Park, East London, England) Cockney darts player. The only person in the world who wears more jewellery than Jimmy Savile or Michael Carroll. By Royal Ascent Sean's Coffin Dodgers

George, Boy Born 14 June 1961  (Eltham, Kent, England) Cross-dressing lead singer of Culture Club and later solo artist, born George Alan O'Dowd. Gemma's Dilemmas Old Lags And Old Slags We Can't Sing When We're Dead

George, Elizabeth Born 26 February 1949  (Warren, Ohio, USA) American author of the British-based 'Inspector Lynley' detective novels. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

George, Francis Born 16 January 1937  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Archbishop of Chicago since 1997. Better Them Than Us! GMC Ghost Town Misers Heading Nowhere The Living End Very Ill Turned Very Dead Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Gerard, Gil Born 23 January 1943  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Star of 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Also got to flirt with Erin Gray, the lucky ol' dog. ZZ Topped

Germond, Jack  Born 30 January 1928  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Died 14 August 2013  (Charles Town, West Virginia, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Veteran U.S. political journalist. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Gervais, Ricky Born 25 June 1961  (Reading, Berkshire, England) Annoying one trick pony. Hit paydirt with the mockumentary 'The Office' in 2001, perhaps the most monumentally overrated programme in the history of television. Tarkinator

Gest, David Born 11 May 1953  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Weird-looking but highly amusing former husband of Liza Minnelli, a US television producer who now appears in "celebrity" shows in the UK. Deadly Deathwatch Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Last Train To Palookaville Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!

Ghiggia, Alcides Born 22 December 1926  (Montevideo, Uruguay) One of the few surviving players from Uruguay's 1950 World Cup winning team. Muertos

Ghini, Massimo Born 12 October 1954  (Rome, Italy) Italian actor. Obsure0's

Gibb, Barbara Born 2 November 1920  (Manchester, England) Mother of Bee Gees Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb. Carkers Convention 2013

Gibb, Barry Born 1 September 1946  (Douglas, Isle of Man) The eldest of the Bee Gees. The last one standing… ...And I Feel Fine! I Will Survive! Never Trust A Man With A Beard Team Debutant!

Gibbons, Billy Born 16 December 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) AKA "Reverend Willie G", the guitarist in ZZ Top. Never Trust A Man With A Beard ZZ Topped

Gibson, Hutton Born 26 August 1918  (Montclair, New Jersey, USA) Father of Mel Gibson. Also a religious writer & activist. Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza Coattails To The Grave

Gibson, Mel Born 3 January 1956  (Peerskill, New York, USA) Actor, born in the US, but raised in Australia, where he found fame through the Mad Max films. Since then, he's been one of Hollywood's top actors. More recently has been directing bizarre films & insulting policemen. Dead and Loving it...!

Giebel, Agnes Born 10 August 1921  (Heerlen, Netherlands) Dutch-born German opera singer. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Gifford, Frank Born 16 August 1930  (Santa Monica, California, USA) American football player for the New York Giants, who later became a broadcaster. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013

Gilbert, Lewis Born 6 March 1920  (London, England) English film director, producer & screenwriter, notably of both war films and three James Bond movies. Come Die With Me No Mr Bond I Expect You To Die Obituaries 'R' Us Obituarynotice The Last Picture Show

Gilbert, Ronnie Born 7 September 1926  (New York City, New York, USA) Folk singer. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Giles, Ashley Born 19 March 1973  (Chertsey, Surrey, England) Former test cricketer for England. By Royal Ascent

Gillespie, Robert Born 9 November 1933  (Lille, France) Veteran actor on British TV, in comic and serious roles. In recent years, he returned to his first love of the stage. A Weatherman, 8 Small Parts and a Widow Twanky

Gilley, Mickey Born 9 March 1936  (Natchez, Mississippi, USA) Country music singer, a relative of Jerry Lee Lewis and Jimmy Swaggart. Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Grand Ole Opry XX

Gillis, Ann Born 12 February 1927  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Actress. Last survivor of 1939 film 'Beau Geste'. I Hear Voices

Gilmar, (footballer)  Born 22 August 1930  (Santos, Brazil) Died 25 August 2013  (São Paulo, Brazil) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Born Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Gimar kept goal for Brazil in the 1958 and 1962 FIFA World Cups. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls

Gilzean, Alan Born 23 October 1938  (Coupar Angus, Scotland) Languid footballer, formerly with Dundee, Spurs & Scotland. Old People Smell Of Piss

Gingrich, Newt Born 17 June 1943  (Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, USA) Prominent US Republican Party politician. On the campaign trail to be nominated for Presidential office. 20 Dirty Rotters

Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Born 15 March 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to be elected to the United States Supreme Court. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Ain’t It Grand To Be Bloomin’ Well Dead Breathless In Seattle Circling The Drain Crazycarl Death Can Be Funny Eaten by Worms Guess Who's Dead? Freddie The Cat Hunting Halos Just Die Will You Kennedy Driving School Mr C Obituaries 'R' Us Real Creaking Gates Dead Lee Say Hi To Uncle George Tentoesup The End of the World As We Know It They're Off The Ballot Now

Girard, Rémy Born 10 August 1950  (Jonquiere, Quebec, Canada) Actor in both French and English speaking TV & film. Worldwide Snooker Tri Quarterly

Giscard D'Estaing, Valéry Born 2 February 1926  (Koblenz, Germany) President of France from 1974-81. DeadHead HackinNcackin' Les Trompettes De La Mort Toasted Brown Bread Wayne Manor We're All Gonna Die!

Giuliani, Rudolph Born 28 May 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mayor of New York, 1994-2001. Died In The Wool

Gizenga, Antoine Born 5 October 1925  (Mushiko, Bandundu, DR of Congo) Former Prime Minister of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Politically Dead

Glaser, Paul Michael Born 25 March 1943  (Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, Starsky of 'Starsky and Hutch' fame. Lover Glovers

Glazer, Malcolm Born 25 May 1928  (Rochester, New York, USA) American businessman, owner of Manchester United. Bloody Dead Rep If I Win Mel Gibson Buys Everyone A Car The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Gleason, Steve Born 19 March 1977  (Spokane, Washington, USA) Former American footballer, who is now suffering from ALS. Wall Street Massacre

Glenn, John Born 18 June 1921  (Cambridge, Ohio, USA) Astronaut and politician - the first American to orbit Earth. Bxboy422 Circling The Drain Death At The Movies Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Billy Graham Must Die Happy No Year Headstone of State Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables Ohio And Goodbye-O Sleeping With The Fishes Time's-Up Team We're All Gonna Die!

Glenn, Scott Born 26 January 1941  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Film actor, has been in 'Hunt for Red October' and 'Silence of the Lambs'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Glitter, Gary Born 8 May 1944  (Banbury, Oxfordshire, England) 1970s glam rocker who was jailed in 1999 for possession of hardcore child porn. "Do you wanna be in my gang?" Er...we'll give it a miss, thanks, Gary. Catty Dress re-Hearse-als EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Gemma's Dilemmas Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Old Lags And Old Slags Over & Out The Honey Trap Sing Your Last Song For Me  Team John Thomas The Dead Cows

Glock, Timo Born 18 March 1982  (Lindenfels, West Germany) German Formula 1 racing driver. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch

Glover, Bruce Born 2 May 1932  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor - played the camp assassin Mr Wint in the 1971 James Bond film 'Diamonds Are Forever'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Glover, John  Date and place of birth unknown Died 25 March 2013  (Liverpool, England) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Terminally ill Hillsborough campaigner, whose son died in the 1989 disaster. Born 1940. Drunkasaskunk David Quantick's Showbiz Pals

Glover, Julian Born 27 March 1935  (London, England) Reknowned actor who's appeared on stage, screen and tv and is an aluminous of the 'Star Wars, 'James Bond' and 'Doctor Who' series. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Godard, Jean-Luc Born 3 December 1930  (Paris, France) Acclaimed French film director from the "New Wave" school of film-making. Cashier Number 83 Please!

Godfrey, Bob  Born 27 May 1921  (West Maitland, Australia) Died 22 February 2013  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Australian-born animator, chiefly known for 'Rhoobarb' and 'Henry's Cat'. Won best animated film short Oscar in 1976 for 'Great' about the legendary engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Les Trompettes De La Mort Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pickett's Pooped Off Picks Pooil Vaaish The Reinhard Heydrich Association for Perfect Gentlemen

Godwin, Glen Stewart Born 26 June 1958  (Miami, Florida, USA) Escaped prisoner, one of the ten most wanted men in America. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Obituaries 'R' Us

Goldsboro, Bobby Born 18 January 1941  (Marianna, Florida, USA) Country music star who had a massive hit with 'Honey' in 1968. Grand Ole Opry XX

Göncz, Árpád Born 10 February 1922  (Budapest, Hungary ) President of Hungary between 1990-2000. The 1922 Committee

González, José Froilán  Born 5 October 1922  (Arrecifes, Buenos Aries, Argentina) Died 15 June 2013  (Buenos Aires, Argentina) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Former Formula 1 driver who was the first to win a Grand Prix for the Ferrari team in 1951. Muertos Mors Certa Red-Flagged Soon To Be Gone

Gooden, Dwight Born 16 November 1964  (Tampa, Florida, USA) Former baseball player, whose career was blighted by drug-taking. Since retirement in 2001, he has been in the news for boozing, assault and more drug-related shenanigans. Bet on Black!

Goodman, John Born 20 June 1952  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Rotund funnyman, actor and on-screen husband of Roseanne. On A Mission To God

Goodman, Len Born 25 April 1944  (Bethnal Green, London, England) Ballroom dancer, best known as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing with the Stars. Known for shouting out "Seven" in a particularly strange way. C.A.Daver

Goodrem, Delta Born 9 November 1984  (Sydney, Australia) Yet another member of the Neighbours cast who has inexplicably ended up as a pop star. Reported in August 2003 to be receiving treatment for Hodgkin's Disease, a form of cancer which has a 90% survival rate. Corpsicle

Goodyear, Julie Born 29 March 1942  (Heywood, Lancashire, England) Gobby Northern actress who played Bet Lynch in 'Coronation Street' for 25 years. Her off-screen love life has been the stuff of a tabloid editor's dreams: 3 short-lived marriages (one of which was annulled after the reception), 2 called-off engagements, 20 to 1 Safe Betts Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Daddy Long Leg's Dead The Sadistic Statistics

Goram, Andy Born 13 April 1964  (Bury, England) Fat keeper for Scotland and Rangers, Oldham and the mighty Elgin City. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

Gorbachev, Mikhail Born 2 March 1931  (Privolnoye, Stavropol, Russia) Joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union in 1952, rising steadily to become its General Secretary from 1985-91 and President of the USSR from 1990-91. Has a map of Italy tattooed on his head for some reason. Keeper Of The Heads Kennedy Driving School "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Rotting Kanzlerin Shaken Not Stirred Spongebob Ate My Hamster Sporting A Solemn Look Wayne Manor

Gordimer, Nadine Born 20 November 1923  (Springs, Transvaal, South Africa) Nobel Prize-winning author, often considered a feminist writer, although she herself has always resisted this label. Mors Certa Nobel Loserettes Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away

Gordon, James Born 17 May 1936  (place of birth unknown) Baron Gordon of Strathblane. Managing director of Radio Clyde from 1973 to 1996. Chairman of Radio Audience Research (RAJAR) since 2003. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Gordon, Norman Born 6 August 1911  (Boksburg, South Africa) Former test cricketer for South Africa, the oldest living former test cricketer. The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2013

Gordon, Richard Born 15 September 1921  (England) Screenwriter, wrote the 'Doctor..' films. Former DDP Unique Jokers Obituarynotice

Gordy, Berry Born 28 November 1929  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Record executive & producer, mostly associated with "Motown" music. C.A.Daver Dead Is Dead Let Us Embalm You See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Snort The Ashes Team Debutant!

Gore, Al Born 31 March 1948  (Washington D.C., USA) Former US Vice President and Presidential candidate. Famously lost the 2000 election to George W. Bush despite having the majority of the popular vote. Now a prominent environmentalist who's documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth' won the Academy Award for be My Only Regret Is That I Have Boneitis!

Gore, Lesley Born 2 May 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer, whose biggest hit came when she was 16 - 'It's My Party', in 1963. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel Sporting Lesbian

Gore, Countess of Arran, Fiona  Born 20 July 1918  (Argyllshire, Scotland) Died 16 May 2013  (Castle Hill, Devon, England) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) In 1980 Fiona, Countess of Arran, was the first person to average 100 mph in an offshore boat and in 1981 was awarded the Segrave Trophy. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Gormé, Eydie  Born 16 August 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 10 August 2013  (Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Singer and chanteuse, one of the pop act Steve and Eydie with her husband Steve Howard. 20 Crooners Croakin'

Grace, Nancy Born 23 October 1959  (Macon, Georgia, USA) Former Prosecutor, legal commentator and television personality. You Die Now

Grady, Mike Born 6 February 1946  (Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, England) Best known for playing the henpecked Barry in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. Last of the Summer Winos

Grafton, Sue Born 24 April 1940  (Louisville, Kentucky, USA) Detective novelist, known for her alphabetical series of books ('A is for Alibi' etc). in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, Caroline Born 17 July 1931  (Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England) Novelist and creator of Inspector Barnaby, of which the endless 'Midsomer Murders' TV series is based on. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, David Born 30 December 1930  (London, England) Actor, best known for his voice work on 'Thunderbirds' as Parker and Brains and on 'Doctor Who' as one of the voices of the Daleks. Happy No Year 2013 ZZ Topped

Graham, Edward Born 26 March 1925  (Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England) Former Labour MP. The Death Stars

Graham, George Born 30 November 1944  (Bargeddie, Glasgow, Scotland) Former footballer and bung-taking manager of Arsenal, amongst others. Gunners Go Goodbye

Graham, Rev Billy Born 7 November 1918  (Charlotte, North Carolina, USA) Travelling evangelist who has been preaching his doctrine of sin and salvation around the world for almost 60 years. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1992. 1 Dead In Ohio 20 Dirty Rotters 20 Shades of Grey 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Ash Cream Bazzilliant Beyond A Little Peaky Bitter Violet Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body-Count Breathless In Seattle Buzzards The Canadian Cadaver Dogs C.A.Daver Bury My Stiff     Crazycarl Creme De La Crem DDP Tofoa DeadEnders Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Drop Deadline Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Nebula 3000 Death By Hemeloids Deathglam Industries Deathpig Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Diet Of Worms Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Eternity Tours Exit Stage Left Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead Fuck 'Em All Gag Slow And Die Geneva Blues George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die  Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Green Machine Grim Sleeper GSTQ HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround Harry Patch's Love Child Hide & Go Die Illinois Reaper Beater 7.0 I Told You They Were Sick It Tolls For Thee  Jesus Jones Jump the Shark 4.0 Just Die Will You L00ney51 Lard Bazaar Live is Evil Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Weakend At Bernies  Mave's Graves Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Min Reaper Morbid United FC Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mors Certa Mostly Whores Nervous Nineties Ninja Zombies Rule! Noodle Squad Not At All Well Numbskull10 Old People Party Of 20 Windsor's OBE  Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Pass The Sick Bucket Pickett's Pooped Off Picks Plowing The Deep Pooil Vaaish Prunella Vulgaris Puzlman's Passing Picks Real Creaking Gates Carrie in the Nidge Romancing The Headstone Dead Lee Say Hi To Uncle George Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sick Scouser In Black Sleeping With The Fishes Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers STAB_in_the_DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Steviator's Terminators Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Team Honey Boo Boo Tentoesup Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Conqueror Worm The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grim Actuary The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Tick Tock Time They Went To Sleep Forever Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Wall Street Massacre Return of The Wawix Worm Farmer You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You Must Be Croaking!

Graham, Superstar Billy Born 7 June 1943  (Paradise Valley, Arizona, USA) Born Eldridge Wayne Coleman. Former WWF World Heavyweight Champion. Alfred Lord Heinous Crossing The Styx Death Valley Shocking Deaths 2013 Inigo, I Hope We Win They're Loving Angels Instead P&T Killjoy Extravaganza Shovelful Of Dirt Star Dust Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere Sovereign-Reaper Thomas Jefferson Survives Very Ill Turned Very Dead You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Grammer, Kelsey Born 21 February 1955  (Saint Thomas, US Virgin Isles) Actor & comedian, best known as the lead role in 'Frasier', but also for his roles in 'Cheers' and 'The Simpsons' (as the voice of Sideshow Bob). Suffered a heart-attack in 2008. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Granger, Kate Born in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Doctor for the elderly at Pinderfields Hospital, who has become more famous for her blog and other charity and media events profiling her fight against terminal cancer. Born 1981. Carkers Convention 2013 Drunkasaskunk Octopus of Odstock Golden Slumbers Stiff Little Fingers  The Dead Certs  The Living End This Mortal Coil

Grant, Lee Born 31 October 1927  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress. Blacklisted by Hollywood in the 1950s. Keeper Of The Heads Meister Mayhem

Grant, Saginaw Born in Pawnee, Oklahoma, USA  (exact date unknown) Born 1936. Actor, dancer and campaigner for Native Americans. Living In A Box

Grass, Günter Born 16 October 1927  (Danzig, Germany) German Nobel Prize-winning novelist: 'The Tin Drum'. Falling Like The Wall Old Writers Never Die....They Just Fade Away Optimus Primed For Death

Gratzner, Matthew Date and place of birth unknown Visual effects expert and director in movies and TV. Dead And Dusted 2

Grau, Dieter Born 24 August 1913  (Charlottenburg, Berlin, Germany) Rocket scientist who later was instrumental in the early days of NASA's space program. Obituaries 'R' Us

Grauman, Walter Born 17 March 1922  (Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA) Movie, TV and stage director, whose is best remembered for directing '633 Squadron'. Death is International

Gravano, Sammy Born 12 March 1945  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mafia boss, currently locked up in a prison in Arizona for his many crimes. Sleeping With The Fishes

Gravigi de Candia, Maria Born 3 March 1900  (place of birth unknown) One of the oldest ladies in the World. The Pussy Perishes Last

Gravy, Wavy Born 15 May 1936  (East Greenbush, New York, USA) US hippie entertainer and activist. Tomb It May Concern

Gray, Coleen Born 23 October 1922  (Staplehurst, Nevada, USA) Actress, leading lady in movies in the 1940's and 1950's. The 1922 Committee

Gray, Elspet  Born 12 April 1929  (Inverness, Scotland) Died 18 February 2013  (London, England) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Actress wife of Lord Brian Rix. Featured in such series as 'The Black Adder', 'Fawlty Towers' and 'Doctor Who'. Death is International

Gray, Macy Born 6 September 1967  (Canton, Ohio, USA) US R&B singer known for her rasping voice. Hyped to the trees ten years ago. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Gray, Ugly Dave Born 26 December 1933  (Manchester, England) Australian TV personality. Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Gray, Vivean Born 20 July 1924  (Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, England) TV actress - played Mrs Mangel in Aussie soap 'Neighbours'. Colour Me Dead

Greatbatch, Shaun Born 13 July 1969  (Newmarket, Suffolk, England) Darts player, now suffering from cancer. And My Name Is Larry! Going Green

Greaves, Jimmy Born 20 February 1940  (Poplar, London, England) British football legend. I Shall Need To Get The Black Out Song To The Siren Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Grech, Prosper Born 24 October 1925  (Vittoriosa, Malta) Cardinal of the Church of St. Maria Gorretti. The Pope

Gréco, Juliette Born 7 February 1927  (Montpellier, France) French chanson singer. Dead Space 5000

Green, Cee Lo Born 30 March 1974  (Atlanta, Georgia, USA) Obese singer of Soul, hip hop and R&B music. Unusual Suspects

Green, Charles Born 1 May 1953  (Mexborough, South Yorkshire, England) Former footballer who later became chief executive of Rangers FC, plunging it into the complete mess it's now in. I Hate Glasgow Rangers And Sevco 5088

Green, Peter Born 29 October 1946  (Bethnal Green, London, England) Blues guitarist, a founder member of Fleetwood Mac. Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll

Green, Robson Born 18 December 1964  (Hexham, Northumberland, England) Blue-eyed actor and singer of Robson and Jerome infamy. Minibus Of Death

Green, Seth Born 8 February 1974  (West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor, best known as Oz in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and Scott Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Green, Tony Date and place of birth unknown Veteran Darts commentator for the BBC and co-host of 'Bullseye' for Central Television in the 1980s. Born 1939. Colour Me Dead

Greenbaum, Norman Born 20 November 1942  (Malden, Massachusetts, USA) Singer - 'Spirit in the Sky' Dead and Dusted 3

Greenberg, Maurice R. Born 4 May 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former CEO of AIG. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Greene, Jack  Born 7 January 1930  (Maryville, Tennessee, USA) Died 14 March 2013  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) American country musician nicknamed the "Jolly Green Giant". Grand Ole Opry XX

Greene, Shecky Born 8 April 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Comedian who has been a headline act in Las Vegas for over 30 years. Real name Sheldon Greenfield. Laughter Kills

Greenspan, Alan Born 6 March 1926  (New York, New York, USA) Economist, former US Federal Reserve chairman from 1987-2006. Simply Dead

Greer, Germaine Born 29 January 1939  (Melbourne, Australia) Six-foot tall, tub-thumping feminist Aussie writer, best known for her book 'The Female Eunuch' and her frequent appearances on chat shows, where she tries to make out that she isn't that scary really. Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! The Deadest of the Dead

Gregg, Harry Born 25 October 1932  (Tobermore, Northern Ireland) Legendary ex-Manchester United & Northern Ireland goalkeeper who was a hero in the Munich Disaster, when he saved a number of people from death in the minutes after the plane crash. 'arry-Kiri's 'arry New Year The Blue And White Reaper

Gregg, Victor Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) Author of 'The Rifleman', a book about his military past. Served in India, Palestine, Norh Africa, Italy and Arnhem. Born 1919. Bereft of life they rest in peace, if you hadn't nailed them

Greider, Carol W Born 15 April 1961  (San Diego, California, USA) Molecular biologist who won the 2009 Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine. Nobel Loserettes

Greig, Mel Born 19 September 1982  (Beaudesert, Queensland, Australia) One of the two DJ's responsible for a prank call that ended up with the suicide of a nurse looking after Kate Middleton whilst the future Queen was in hospital with pregnancy sickness. Greig later went on television all weepy and contrite, but not before she had a makeover and new hairdo. Juicy Janny

Gretzky, Wayne Born 26 January 1961  (Brantford, Ontario, Canada) Legendary former Ice Hockey player. Tarkinator

Grey, Beryl Born 11 June 1927  (Highgate, London, England) One of the finest ballerinas Britain had in the 20th Century. Brown Bananas

Griffin, David Born 19 July 1943  (Richmond, Surrey, England) Actor, best remembered for his roles in 'Hi-de-HI' and 'Keeping up Appearances'. You Have Been Living

Griffith, Emile Born 3 February 1938  (St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands) Former welterweight boxing champion. Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It

Griffiths, Eldon Born 25 May 1925  (place of birth unknown) Conservative MP for Bury St Edmonds form 1964-1992. Minister for Sport in the Heath government. Time's-Up Team

Griffiths, Richard  Born 31 July 1947  (Thornaby-on-Tees, England) Died 28 March 2013  (Coventry, England) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Gargantuan fat character actor, perhaps at his best as the lusty Uncle Monty in 'Withnail and I' (1987). He also used his canny knack for dialect to take on two roles as Dr Mannheimer/Earl Hacker in 'Naked Gun 2½' (1991), and wobbled his boat-load of jowls as Uncle Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Don't Eat The Figs in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Unusual Suspects

Griffiths, Stephen Born 24 December 1969  (Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, England) The self-styled "Crossbow Cannibal", jailed in December 2010 for the murders of three sex workers in Bradford, England. Former DDP Unique Jokers

Grimes, Karolyn Born 4 July 1940  (Hollywood, California, USA) Child actress best known for the Christmas classic 'It's A Wonderful Life'. Jellydead

Grimes, Martha Born 2 May 1931  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Detective novelist of the 'Richard Jury' books. Another American author writing 'British' mysteries! in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Groening, Matt Born 15 February 1954  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Creator & animator of 'The Simpsons'. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Grosics, Gyula Born 4 February 1926  (Dorog, Hungary) Former goalkeeper for Hungary, one of the last surviving players from the brilliant team that thumped England at Wembley & reached the 1954 World Cup Final. Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Dead Lee The Jean-Jacques Misse Misse XI

Grosjean, Romain Born 17 April 1986  (Geneva, Switzerland) Crash-happy Formula 1 driver. Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Mors Certa

Gruber, Ruth Born 30 September 1911  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist who also worked for the U.S. government in the Second World War. It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim!

Guarnere, William Born 28 April 1923  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Member of Easy Company, the WW2 soldiers whose exploits later featured on 'Band of Brothers'. Soon To Be Gone

Gubar, Susan Born 30 November 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Professor of English and Women's Studies at Indiana University. Deceased Hose

Guillaume, Robert Born 30 November 1927  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actor, better known in the US, though he has starred in many international movie hits, including 'The Lion King'. I Hear Voices Meister Mayhem

Gurney, Dan Born 13 April 1931  (Port Jefferson, New York, USA) Legendary and hugely popular former Grand Prix and Indy 500 driver. Red-Flagged

Guthrie, Arlo Born 10 July 1947  (Coney Island, New York, USA) Folk-singer son of the legendary troubador Woody Guthrie. Snort The Ashes

Guy, Buddy Born 30 July 1936  (Lettsworth, Louisiana, USA) Guitarist, best known for his extensive work in blues music. FBLMGIT Wonderflonium

Guy, Dickie Born 6 January 1949  (Greenwich, London, England) Former Wimbledon FC goalkeeper in the days when the club was not in the Football League. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted

Guzmán, Patricio Born 11 August 1941  (Santiago, Chile) Chilean documentary film maker. Muertos

Gyarmati, Olga Born 5 October 1924  (Debrecen, Hungary) Hungarian track and field athlete, Won gold in the women's long jump competiton at the 1948 Olympics. So Much For Their Happy Endings

Gyatso, Jigme Born in Gansu province, China  (exact date unknown) Tibetan activist, dissident and former monk, who is imprisoned for "endangering national security" since 1996. Member of the Association of Tibetan Freedom Movement. Born 1961. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Gyatso, Tenzin Born 6 July 1935  (Takster, Qinghai, China) His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. According to our contributor, he's a nice guy, you'd want him for a grandfather, and he is both the head of state and the spiritual leader of Tibet. Carolann's Guaranteed Immortal Heads In A Bag Savile's Specials Tarkinator

Gysi, Gregor Born 16 January 1948  (Berlin, Germany) Leading left-wing German politician. Also Doris Lessing's nephew. Politically Dead

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