Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2012: M

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M, Mrs Date and place of birth unknown Woman in persistent vegetative state whose family were refused permission from the High Court in 2011 to withdraw artificial treatment that keeps her alive. Born 1959. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Macapagal-Arroyo, Gloria Born 5 April 1947  (San Juan, Philippines) President of Philippines from 2001-2010. Now facing corruption charges. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group The Foundations who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Stiff & the Tears Team Pushing Daisies The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Unspiritualist

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. At one stage, for example, he was said to be taking fifty tabs of acid a day - smoke your heart out, Shaun Ryder! It's Grim Up North Ambledown Dirty Rotten Spunkers Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death By Hemeloids Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Green Machine H5N1 I'll Sleep When You're Dead Let's Dance (On Your Grave)  Live Forever With Line 5 Luck Of The Dead Mors Certa Necronomicon Oh Shit! I'm Dead! Pop Goes The Pop Star The Honey Trap Stone Dead Cert Tango Uniform The Anfield Iron The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Voodoogurus Too Ugly To Live

MacGregor, John Born 14 February 1937  (London, England) Conservative cabinet minister in the Thatcher and Major governments. Iron Lacky

MacInnes, Hamish Born in Gatehouse of Fleet, Scotland  (exact date unknown) Scottish mountaineer. Born 1930. They’ll Die With Their Boots On, Mostly

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

Mackay, James Born 2 July 1927  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Baron Mackay of Clashfern, Lord Chancellor from 1987-1997. Drunkasaskunk

Mackaye, Ian Born 16 April 1962  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of hardcore band Fugazi. Punks, Not Dead

MacKenzie, Kelvin Born 22 October 1946  (London, England) God-awful former editor of The Sun newspaper. Mave's Graves

Mackie, George Born 10 July 1919  (Benshie, Kirriemuir, Angus, Scotland) Former Scottish MP & Rector of Dundee University. Criptkicker2

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in 'The Avengers'. Al Andar Muerto Ambledown Brown Bananas Dead Ends Dead Last Dead Right Grim McGraw Massive Bereavement Obituarynotice One Scythe Fits All Partridge As Reaper Pickett's Popped Off Picks Soylent Dreams Trojan Hearse The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Vyrdolak Wot The Deuce You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

MacRae, Sheila Born 24 September 1924  (London, England) Film actress and singer, long based in America. Lights Out!

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including 'Maude' for which he is best known (at least in America). Life Zucks! Lights Out!

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Drop Deadline Tentoesup

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Going Underground Zombie Nation

Madoc, Philip  Born 5 July 1934  (Merthyr Tydfil, Wales) Died 5 March 2012  (Hertfordshire, England) Age at death: 77  (read death notice) Veteran Welsh actor who's name will also go on ze list… Who’s Dead?

Madoc, Ruth Born 16 April 1943  (Norwich, Norfolk, England) English-born Welsh actress, famous in the 80s for 'Hi-de-Hi', but more recently as the mum of "the only gay in the village", Dafydd Thomas, in 'Little Britain'. We Request A Premier League Funeral

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Riding The Jesus Train Say Hi To Uncle George Simpson's Stiffs Squanto’s Revenge The Vyrdolak

Magee, Patrick Born in Belfast, Northern Ireland  (exact date unknown) Republican terrorist, jailed for the attempted murder of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at the Brighton Grand Hotel in 1984. Released as part of the Good Friday Agreement in 1999. Born in 1951. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Maginnis, Ken Born 21 January 1938  (Tyrone, Northern Ireland) Ulster Unionist MP for Fermanagh and South Tyrone from 1983-2001. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Maino, Paola Born in Italy  (exact date unknown) Mother of Sonia Gandhi. Mummy & Deady

Majoli, Iva Born 12 August 1977  (Zagreb, Croatia) Tennis player who won the French Open title in 1997. Game Set Death Match

Major, John Born 29 March 1943  (Carshalton, Surrey, England) Former British Prime Minister for 7 turbulent years between 1990-97. Team Pushing Daisies

Malarkey, Donald Born 31 July 1921  (Astoria, Oregon, USA) Member of "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division. Played by actor Scott Grimes in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders Old People of 2012

Maldini, Cesare Born 5 July 1932  (Trieste, Italy) Former captain of AC Milan and Italian national coach from 1996-98. Son Paolo had an even more successful career with the Rossoneri. Death In Italy, Maybe

Malla Call, Ramon Born 4 September 1922  (La Seu d'Urgell, Catalonia, Spain) Roman catholic bishop of Lleida from 1968-1999. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mallah, Andrée Jeanne Born 12 October 1925  (Paris, France) Mother of French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Mummy & Deady

Malone, Carole Born 14 October 1954  (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) Journalist known for her knee-jerk opinions. The Obnoxious Twenty

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - 'Written on the Wind', 'The Big Sleep' and more recently, 'Basic Instinct'. Say Hello To The Angels

Malone, Tom "Bones" Born 16 June 1947  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Jazz musician, best known for his trombone playing. On A Mission To God

Mampre, Albert Date and place of birth unknown Staff Sergeant with the 506th PIR (Easy Company) during the Second World War as seen in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Mandel, Johnny Born 23 November 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Grammy award-winning composer and arranger. Dying For Some Points S*M*A*S*H*E*D

Mandela, Nelson (Died in 2013) Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-99. It's Grim Up North 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 6feetunder Aardvark's Bupa Listing Al Andar Muerto Alphabetti-Deathi ...And I Feel Fine! Better You Than Me Biggiez Smallz Bitter Violet Body Snatcher's Body-Count Caedmon's Croakers The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Cap'n Ohtz Chelski Pensioners V Coffin Fit Dirty Rotten Spunkers Criptkicker2 The Don Crossing The Styx Big Mo Gaddafi's Empty Dressing Up Box Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Dead Enders Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadly Deathwatch Drop Deadline Dead Loss The Deathlist Re-visited Part 1/2 Deadpoolers Dead Spotters Dead Raccoon Death Is Not The End Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Again Death From Down Under Death Can Be Funny Deathpig Death Stalks United Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Drop Dead Celebration Embalmy Army Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Billy Graham Must Die Girlfriend In A Coma Glorious Leaders GMC Ghost Town Goners 2012 Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Gwynhafyr HackinNcackin' Hangman's XX Researched To Death Hell To The Chief Hide & Go Die Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course If Living Is Without You Illinois Reaper Beater 6.0 I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm Nearly 83 And Still A Sicko! I’m Not Stiff It's Just Mourning Glory I Shagged Hattie Jacques' Corpse  I Told You I Was Ill It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It's Time To Kick The Bucket Jill Dando's Cat Bongo In A Box Jump the Shark 3.0 Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Kennedy Driving School They're Loving Angels Instead LARD Lard Bazaar Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lord Football's Death Certificate Certainties Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies Min Reaper Miss Creant Misslucky Morbid United FC Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Need A Stiff Drink Nervous Nineties Nil By Mouth Ninja Zombies Rule! Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? Old Lags And Old Slags Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body Pass The Sick Bucket Peter Pan Complex Poker & Tetas Killjoy Extravaganza Pool Ghoul Professor Sicko Carrie In The Nidge Riding The Jesus Train SeasideEssexXile Sexystf 2012 Sick Scouser In Black Sporting A Solemn Look STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffs R Us Stiffer Steaks - 2012 Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Hit List Team John Thomas Term Limits Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Celebrity Undertaker The Death Stars The Demon Of Success the_engineers The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles  The Funeral Director 2012 The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grateful Dead The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove The Other Side Of Sunday ThePoitouTeam The Politigones The Unspiritualist The Voodoogurus The Vyrdolak Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Toetag4U Try And Die Johnny Helmet and the Akimbo's If I Win, I'll Buy Every DDP Contestant A Beer! Welshman Wot The Deuce You're Dead And You Know You Are Your Time Is Up - See Ya !! Zombie Nation

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. I'm Nearly 83 And Still A Sicko!

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Baron Mandelson, currently Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and First Secretary of State and President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council. 'Mandy' first came to prominence in the mid-1980s attempting to revive the fortunes of the Labour Party then led by Neil Kinnock before becoming one of the key architects of New Labour. Twice served in Tony Blair's government before resigning under a cloud on both occasions. MP for Hartlepool from 1992-2004 before becoming a European Commissioner. Re-entered British politics in 2008, becoming ennobled in the process. The Obnoxious Twenty

Manfredini, Dina  Born 4 April 1897  (Pievepelago, Emilia-Romagna, Italy) Died 17 December 2012  (Johnston, Iowa, USA) Age at death: 115  (read death notice) Was the World's oldest person for just 13 days before her death in December 2012... Diepod Shuffle Northern Foxiles The Funeral Director 2012

Manning, Bradley Born 17 December 1987  (Crescent, Oklahoma, USA) U.S. Soldier held in solitary confinement for the alleged passing of confidential information to the WikiLeaks website. Caedmon's Croakers Norwegian Blue

Mans, Perrie Born 14 October 1940  (Johannesburg, South Africa) Former snooker player, World Championship runner-up in 1978. The Crucible Collection

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. Bad People Criptkicker2 Evilies Hit Me With Your Best Shot Ne'er-Do-Wells! Not At All Well Professor Sicko Song To The Siren

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Need About Tree Fiddy! See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! The Final Whistle

Maranne, André Born in Toulouse, France  (exact date unknown) Actor who always played the French chap on British TV and film. Born 1926. Who’s Dead?

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. Time For The Cold To Kill Off The Old!!!!

Maren, Jerry Born 24 January 1920  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Actor - kicked off a lengthy film & TV career by playing a Munchkin in the 1939 version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix

Margera, Bam Born 28 September 1979  (West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA) AKA Brandon Cole Margera - stuntman, daredevil, actor, personality & thrill seeking loony. Mave's Graves

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Former Scream Star You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead? Zombie Nation

Marini, Lou Born 13 May 1945  (Navarre, Ohio, USA) Saxophonist who appeared in the classic film 'The Blues Brothers'. On A Mission To God

Marinoni, Christine Date and place of birth unknown Partner of 'Sex in the City' actress Cynthia Nixon. Born 1967. Too Ugly To Live

Markowitz, Harry Born 24 August 1927  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Economist of the "Chicago School" who won the Nobel Prize in 1990. Diepod Shuffle

Maron, Monika Born 3 June 1941  (Berlin, Germany) Writer from the former East Germany. Going The Way Of The Wall

Marqusee, Mike Born in New York, City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American anglophile and left-wing writer and activist. The Man In Black recommends his 'Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Inside Kinnock’s Labour Party ' which effectively showed how Labour leader Neil Kinnock sowed the seeds of New Labour, written two years before Tony Blair became leader. Born 1953. David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Freddie The Cat Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? Composition Of Death Miss Creant Plowing The Deep

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. We’re All Gonna Die!

Mars, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt?

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. Last Train To Palookaville Wake&Bake

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. Address Unknown  The Frog Chorus Alfred Lord Heinous 'arry-Kiri Baz & Barry's Burial Bonanza But I'm Not Dead Yet Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them  Carkers Convention 2012 Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Daniel Faraday's Notebook Deader Than A Dead Thing  Deceased Hose Food For Worms Eejit Exit Stage Left Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Girlfriend In A Coma Guild Of Master Reapers If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course JoeRam Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Keeper Of The Heads Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins  Madonna's Hand of Bod Composition Of Death Min Reaper Mr C Mr. Yuck .....Norfolk & Good Pan Breed Puzlman's Passing Picks The Waiting List STAB_in_the_DARK The Blonde Ballers Tentoesup The End of the World As We Know It The Living End The Man In Black's "sad last days..." The Unspiritualist  This Mortal Coil  Toetag4U Welshman Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Wot The Deuce You're Not Breathing Anymore

Martin, Derek Born 11 April 1933  (Bow, London, England) TV actor - Charlie Slater in 'EastEnders'. Who’s Dead?

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. Chelski Pensioners V Clog Poppers Coffin Fit Gray Afternoons In Vain With Ms. Clandestine The Limo Driver Guild Of Master Reapers Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead Tick Tock II Zombie Nation

Martin, Guy Born 4 November 1981  (Kirmington, Lincolnshire, England) Motorcyclist who regularly competes in the Isle of Man TT. Hope I Die Before I Get Old

Martin, Tony Date and place of birth unknown Farmer from Norfolk who was convicted of the manslaughter of an intruder in 2000, which caused a media uproar over the issue of defending one's own property. Born 1944. Jill Dando's Cat

Martin, Tony  Born 25 December 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Died 27 July 2012  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Classic crooner and occasional actor. Was married, until her death, to Cyd Charisse, for what it's worth. Not to be confused with the butt-ugly, pikey-shooting farmer of the same name. Al Andar Muerto Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Deathlist.net Eternity Tours HackinNcackin' Jill Dando's Cat Lady Gone Gone Oh Shit! I'm Dead! Old People Party Of 20 Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Pool Ghoul Now! That's What I Call Dying Sing Your Last Song For Me  The Old Ones Are The Pests Tick Tock II

Martin-Jenkins, Christopher (Died in 2013) Born 20 January 1945  (Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England) Cricket commentator on 'Test Match Special' since 1973. Staring Down The Barrel

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Born 1926. Say Hello To The Angels

Mashaal, Khaled Born 28 May 1956  (Silwad, West Bank) Believed by many, including Israel's intelligence services, to be the leader of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record."

Masloff, Sophie Born 23 December 1917  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US politician, Pittsburgh's first and to date only female mayor. Garf Wants You To Die

Mason, Margery Born 27 September 1913  (Hackney, London, England) Actress in films & TV roles, perhaps best known for her role in Peak Practice as Alice North. Stiffer Steaks - 2012

Mason, Paul Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's heaviest man, hitting the scales at 70 stone! Born 1961. Ambledown Carkers Convention 2012 Erith Sickos Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Diepod Shuffle The Importance Of Being Urn-ish

Massa, Eric Born 16 September 1959  (Charleston, South Carolina, USA) Former Democrat member of the House of Representatives. Resigned for reasons of health in 2010. Freddie The Cat There's A Shiva In The Park

Masterson, Ronnie Born 4 April 1926  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Actress and widow of actor Ray McAnally. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Abracadaver Living In A Box

Matkovic, Draga (Died in 2013) Born 4 November 1907  (Zagreb, Croatia) Croatian-born German classical pianist. One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Matsumoto, Kaoru Born 11 November 1960  (Kumagaya, Saitama, Japan) 'Dump' Matsumoto, former professional wrestler. The Chris Benoit Memorial Crèche And Weight Room

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the 'Sounds of the Sixties' show since 1990. Radio Ga Ga Gone Zombie Nation

Matthews, Francis Born 2 September 1927  (York, England) Actor, the voice of 'Captain Scarlet' in the 1960s TV series. Also collaborated with Morecambe and Wise. Time's-Up Team

Matthews, Jack  Born 21 August 1920  (Bridgend, Wales) Died 18 July 2012  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Former Wales rugby union international. Try And Die

Mauroy, Pierre (Died in 2013) Born 5 July 1928  (Cartignies, France) Former PM of France, between 1981 & 1984. ThePoitouTeam

Max, Peter Born 19 October 1937  (Berlin, Germany) German-born American pop artist. Lights Out!

Maxim of Bulgaria, Patriarch  Born 29 October 1914  (Oreshak, Bulgaria) Died 6 November 2012  (Sofia, Bulgaria) Age at death: 98  (read death notice) Leader of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church. A Pelican In The Wilderness Composition Of Death Mors Certa

May, James Born 16 January 1963  (Bristol, England) The least irritating of the three presenters of TV's 'Top Gear'. Lived So Let's Die

Mayall, John Born 29 November 1933  (Macclesfield, England) Pioneering blues artist who encouraged the likes of Eric Clapton and Fleetwood Mac in the "Blues Boom" of the late 60s. Perhaps the notable Rock musician to come out of Macclesfield after Ian Curtis... Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Last Trip To The John

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of Chewbacca in the 'Star Wars' films. Tazman's Hit List

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom 'Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit' and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama 'Heartbeat'. After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off 'The Royal'. Carry On Cremating  Carry On Up To The Crem!  Hippoposthumous One Scythe Fits All Tazman's Hit List The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles Tim's Terminal Twenty

Maysles, Albert Born 26 November 1926  (Boston, Massachusetts) Documentary filmmaker. Made the classic rock documentary 'Gimme Shelter' with his late brother David. Dead Space 5000

Mbeki, Epainette Born 1 February 1916  (Mount Fletcher, Drakensburg, South Africa) Mother of former South African President, Thabo Mbeki & was a former political activist herself, along with her late husband, Govan. Mummy & Deady

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Last Trip To The John Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party The World Ends This Year Anyways

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Sarah Palin’s Death Panel

McCall, C. W. Born 15 November 1928  (Audubon, Iowa, USA) Country musician who had a massive hit with 'Convoy' in 1976. Grand Ole Opry XX

McCallum, David Born 19 September 1933  (Glasgow, Scotland) Actor, best known as Illya Kuyakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.' and Steel in spooky 80s series 'Sapphire & Steel'. Lights Out!

McCann, Kate Born 5 February 1968  (Allerton, Liverpool, England) Former GP who is the mother of the missing/dead Madeleine. Wife of Gerry. Weed 'Em And Reap

McCarthy, Julianna Born 17 August 1929  (Erie, Pennsylvania, USA) American soap actress. †

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. The Bloc

McClung, Earl Born 27 April 1923  (Inchelium, Washington, USA) Member of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment as featured in 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

McColl, Iain (Died in 2013) Born 7 June 1955  (Dumbarton, Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish actor, best remembered as Dodie in 'Rab C Nesbitt'. And My Name Is Larry! On The Box/In The Box

McCourt, Richard Born 12 August 1976  (Sheffield, England) Actor and TV presenter, the 'Dick' of 'Dick and Dom' fame. Insert Name Here

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. Toast of the Turf

McCulloch, Ian Born 5 May 1959  (Liverpool, England) Lead singer of post-punk band Echo & the Bunnymen. Ghouls In The Night

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' franchise. Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

McDivitt, James Born 10 June 1929  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Former Astronaut. Sgt Reaper's Mouldy Heart, Clubbed Hand

McDonald, Country Joe Born 1 January 1942  (Washington, D.C., USA) Lead singer of 1960s band Country Joe and the Fish. Deadstock

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McDonald, Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (Trinidad & Tobago, West Indies) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Betterdeadthanred Dirty Rotten Spunkers

McDowall, John  Born 3 May 1957  (place of birth unknown) Died 3 January 2012  (London, England) Age at death: 54  (read death notice) Former Deputy Assistant Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. Octopus of Odstock

McElderry, Joe Born 16 June 1991  (South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England) Winner of the X Factor in 2009. The Choir Invisibule

McEnery, John Born 1 November 1943  (Birmingham, England) English stage and film actor. Morbid Midlands XX

McEnery, Peter Born 21 February 1940  (Walsall, England) Actor who played Mr. Sloan in the film version of Joe Orton's 'Entertaining Mr. Sloan'. Morbid Midlands XX

McGovern, George  Born 19 July 1922  (Avon, South Dakota, USA) Died 21 October 2012  (Sioux Falls, South Dakota, USA) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) American politician, lost the 1972 US Presidential Election by a landslide. Circling The Drain Dead And Don't Know It HackinNcackin' You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Noz4news Check Please Sarah Palin’s Death Panel The Bedsoring '20s  You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling

McGrath, John Date and place of birth unknown One of the officers from the American 506th Parachute Regiment in World War II as depicted in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. Died in April 2012 but no obit. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

McGregor, Ewan Born 31 March 1971  (Perth, Scotland) Actor, best known for the second Star Wars trilogy as Obi-Wan Kenobi and as Renton in the acclaimed 'Trainspotting'. Yorkshire Crypt Kickers

McGugan, Stuart Born 2 March 1944  (Stirling, Scotland) Scottish actor from 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' and 'Tutti Frutti'. Play School, Play Away, Play Dead

McGuinness, John Born 16 April 1972  (Morecambe, Lancashire, England) Motorcyclist, a veteran of 15 Isle of Man TT's. The Choir Invisibule

McGuinness, Judith Date and place of birth unknown Hmmm, curious one this. The only solid info I could find on this cancer-afflicted mother-of-two was from the Daily Mail one week after this team was sent! Must be inside information… And My Name Is Larry!

McGuinness, Martin Born 23 May 1950  (Derry, Nothern Ireland) Former hard-line terrorist, who has transcended, almost in the blink of an eye to become a respected, high ranking politician. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

McIntyre, Drew Born 6 June 1985  (Ayr, Scotland) Scottish wrestler with a degree in criminology. See, not just brawn... You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

McKeith, Gillian Born 28 September 1959  (Perth, Scotland) Nutritionist who became famous through her TV programme 'You Are What You Eat'. Known for ferreting about in people's stools. Song Die-tles

McKenzie, Julia Born 17 February 1941  (Enfield, Middlesex, England) Actress who has initial success in the 1980s with the sitcom 'Fresh Fields'. Now the latest Miss Marple. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

McKenzie, Precious Born in Durban, South Africa  (exact date unknown) South African-born weightlifter, who represented both England and New Zealand in the Commonwealth Games. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is 'Love's Been Good To Me'. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaglen, Andrew Born 28 July 1920  (London, England) Actor turned film director. Directed 'The Wild Geese' in 1978 amongst others. Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins

McMahon, Thomas Born in Monaghan Town, Co. Monaghan, Ireland  (exact date unknown) Irish terrorist, convicted of the murder by bombing of Lord Mountbatten in 1979. Born 1948. Hit Me With Your Best Shot

McMahon, Vince Born 24 August 1945  (Pinehurst, North Carolina, USA) Professional wrestler, wrestling promoter, and TV commentator on, er, wrestling. Dead Last Dead Right Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? WWE Can't Find A Pulse

McManus, Mick (Died in 2013) Born 11 January 1928  (New Cross, London, England) Wrestler, a top star in the early days of televised wrestling. Old People Smell Of Piss

McMorrough, Lynette Date and place of birth unknown Actress who played Glenda Brownlow in cult soap 'Crossroads'. Born 1956. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

McMullan, Paul Date and place of birth unknown Tabloid journalist, who did the reputation of his fellow hacks no good at all during the hacking scandal of 2011 with his frequent and increasingly shambolic TV appearances. Fin

McNee, David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. Bongo In A Box

McParland, Peter Born 25 April 1934  (Newry, Down, Northern Ireland) Former Aston Villa and Northern Ireland international footballer. Scored both goals in the Villa's FA Cup victory over Manchester United in 1957. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

McPartland, Marian (Died in 2013) Born 21 March 1918  (Slough, Berkshire, England) Acclaimed jazz musician & pianist. Dying For Some Points Ghouls In The Night

McPhail, Stephen Born 9 December 1979  (London, England) English-born Republic of Ireland international footballer who has never fulfilled his early potential. Now plays for Cardiff City. Finbarr Returns From The Dead Stiffs

McQuarrie, Ralph  Born 13 June 1929  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Died 3 March 2012  (Berkeley, California, USA) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Conceptual artist best known for his work on 'Star Wars', where he also played a few extras from time to time. Wikipedia's Random Article Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

McQueen, Gordon Born 26 June 1952  (Kilbirnie, Ayrshire, Scotland) Former Leeds United and Manchester United central defender. The Don Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Going Underground Stephen Hawking's Football Boots The Wayne Wanklyn Select XX

Meadowcroft, Jim Born 15 December 1946  (Bacup, Lancashire, England) Former professional snooker player and commentator. The Crucible Collection

Means, Russell  Born 10 November 1939  (Wanblee, South Dakota, USA) Died 22 October 2012  (Sioux Falls, South Dakota, USA) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Actor and activist for Native American rights. Better Them Than Us! Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing Misers Stiff & the Tears The Deadly Rhythm The End of the World As We Know It

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. She's A Goner

Medicine Crow, Joe Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Native American historian Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Say Hello To The Angels

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Medvedeva, Yulia Born 21 November 1939  (St. Petersburg, Russia) Mother of former Russian president, Dmitry Medvedev. Mummy & Deady

Medwin, Michael Born 18 July 1923  (London, England) British film actor/producer. Carry On Cremating

Meese, Edwin Born 2 December 1931  (Oakland, California, USA) US Attorney General under Ronald Reagan. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..."

Mehsud, Hakimullah (Died in 2013) Born in Jandola, South Wazirstan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) New leader of the Taliban in Northern Pakistan, following the death of Baitullah Mehsud in 2009. Born 1981. Has a $600,000 bounty on his head, so if you're short of cash... Died In The Wool Hide & Go Die Perishing Kids Term Limits

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Mejia Victores, Óscar Humberto Born 9 December 1930  (Guatemala City, Guatemala) President of Guatemala from 1983-86. Día De Muertos

Melchior, Ib Born 17 September 1917  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Writer and director of low budget sci-fi movies of the 1960s. Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins

Meldrum, Ian "Molly" Born 29 January 1943  (Orbost, Victoria, England) Music critic and host of 1970s Australian music show 'Countdown'. Golden Oldies! Pickton's Pork Pies Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Menchú, Rigoberta Born 9 January 1959  (Laj Chimel, El Quiché, Guatemala) Guatemalan woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1992. Nobel Loserettes

Menotti, César Luis Born 5 November 1938  (Rosario, Argentina) Sad-eyed, chain smoking manager of the Argentina national team from 1974-1983. The Don

Mercer, Joe Born 25 October 1934  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) One of the most successful jockeys of his generation, riding over 2000 winners from 1947-85. Toast of the Turf

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Coffin Fit Madonna's Hand of Bod Time's-Up Team

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Partridge As Reaper

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel

Merton, Paul Born 9 July 1957  (Parson's Green, London, England) Comedian, TV presenter & writer - 'Room 101', 'Have I Got News For You', etc. The Choir Invisibule

Messina, Joe Born 13 December 1928  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Guitarist with Motown's in-house studion band The Funk Brothers. Motown Morgue: This Old Heart Attack Of Mine

Messner, Reinhold Born 17 September 1944  (Brixen, Italy) Italian mountaineer, the first to climb Everest without additional oxygen. They’ll Die With Their Boots On, Mostly

Metcalfe, Burt Born 19 March 1935  (Saskatchewan, Canada) TV producer, director and writer most notably of the hit series M*A*S*H. S*M*A*S*H*E*D

Mewes, Jason Born 12 June 1974  (Highlands, New Jersey, USA) Actor, best known for playing Jay, the vocal half of Jay and Silent Bob. Hey Old Timers

Mexia, Soledad (Died in 2013) Born 13 August 1899  (Sinaloa, Mexico) One of the oldest living people. Falling Off The Perch

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Meyers, Jonathan Rhys Born 27 July 1977  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Unpredictable Irish actor from the somewhat un-historical drama 'The Tudors'. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Romancing The Headstone

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has had a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go Alison The Assassin ...And I Feel Fine! Betterdeadthanred Bladerunner Completely Top Hatters Crofty's Coffin Crew Deader Than A Dead Thing Dead Loss Deadly As Sin Till You Win  Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death By Hemeloids Deathpig Death Stalks United Debbie's Deadbeats Dethdefying Doornails R Us "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Erith Sickos Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout GMC Ghost Town Goners 2012 Grendel's Graveyard Hangman's XX Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? Researched To Death "I Am Spartacus" I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Need About Tree Fiddy! I Told You I Was Ill It's Time To Kick The Bucket They're Loving Angels Instead Min Reaper Need A Stiff Drink Old Lags And Old Slags Pass The Sick Bucket Pop Goes The Pop Star Professor Sicko Brady's Childish Death Strike The Honey Trap Mike Oxard's Showbusiness 20 Sing Your Last Song For Me  Snuff’s Enough Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stick That In Your Corpse And Smoke It Stiffs R Us Stiffer Steaks - 2012 The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Lovegrove Down Like A Clown The Woman In Black The Worst Acronym Team This Mortal Coil Time They Went To Sleep Forever  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Weed 'Em And Reap You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are

Michael, Jörg Born 27 March 1963  (Dortmund, Germany) German drummer with Finnish metal band Stratovarius. Norwegian Blue

Michaels, Brett Born 15 March 1963  (Butler, Pennsylvania, USA) Former lead singer of 80s poodle rockers Poison, now a reality tv stalwart. Infamously made a 'sex tape' with Pamela Anderson in 1998. Deathglam Industries Lady Gone Gone Norwegian Blue Peter Pan Complex

Michell, Keith Born 1 December 1928  (Adelaide, Australia) Australian actor, best known for his portrayal of the titular king in 'The Six Wives of Henry VIII '. This Is Your Death

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. Brown Bananas  Dance On Your Grave Expiry Date 2012

Micheloni, Federico Date and place of birth unknown Former Captain Regent of San Marino. Born 1929. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Middleton, Evelyn Born 15 November 1909  (Ellon, Aberdeenshire, Scotland) With Edith Ritchie, officially confirmed as the oldest twins in Britain in 2012. Twenty Tons Of Fun?

Midler, Bette Born 1 December 1945  (Honolulu, Hawaii, USA) Singer, actress and comedian. The Only Good Ranga Is A Dead Ranga

Mikasa, Prince Born 2 December 1915  (Tokyo, Japan) Uncle of Japanese emperor Akihito. People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Inquilinekea/Simfish

Miles, Graham Born 11 May 1941  (Birmingham, England) Retired professional snooker player. Finished runner up in the 1974 World Championship. The Crucible Collection

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - 'The Searchers', 'Psycho', 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance' etc. Former Scream Star

Milla, Roger Born 20 May 1952  (Yaoundé, Cameroon) Former Cameroon international footballer. One of the stars of the 1990 World Cup. Roger And Out

Millan, Bruce (Died in 2013) Born 5 October 1927  (Dundee, Scotland) Secretary of State for Scotland in the Callaghan government. People I Think Might Die In 2012 United

Miller, James Blake Born 10 July 1984  (Pike County, Kentucky, USA) US Iraq War veteran who came to prominence as the 'Marlbro Marine' in 2004, when a picture of him with a cigarette in his mouth after combat went around the World. Clathrate Gun

Miller, Kyle Born in Orangeville, Ontario, Canada  (exact date unknown) Canadian former World Lacrosse champion. Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Millward, Lily Born 4 January 1910  (Brecon, Wales) Along with Edna Pugh, the oldest living twin in the World. Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club

Millward, Roger Born 16 September 1947  (Castleford, Yorkshire, England) Retired rugby league player. Has a long career with Hull Kingston Rovers. Try And Die

Mimoun, Alain (Died in 2013) Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck Of The Dead

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. Deathglam Industries Failures Mark II Last Train To Palookaville Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Too Ugly To Live Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of 'Neighbours' fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. The Choir Invisibule

Mintoff, Dom  Born 6 August 1916  (Cospicua, Malta) Died 20 August 2012  (Tarxien, Malta) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) Former Prime Minister of Malta. Bladerunner Coffinitup Deceased Hose Glorious Leaders Hell To The Chief Bongo In A Box Obituarynotice Octopus of Odstock Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Sick Scouser In Black Inquilinekea/Simfish Term Limits Windsor The Troll You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Miquel, Ignasi Born 28 September 1992  (Barcelona, Spain) Youth team footballer for Arsenal FC. Address Unknown

Misch, Rochus (Died in 2013) Born 29 July 1917  (Oppelin, Upper Silesia, Poland) Former Nazi, one of the few survivors from Hitler's bunker. 'arry-Kiri Baz & Barry's Burial Bonanza Better Them Than Us! Daniel Faraday's Notebook Dead Centre Of England Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Fin Hide & Go Die Lord Football's Death Certificate Certainties Mave's Graves Octopus of Odstock Plowing The Deep Puzlman's Passing Picks Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Inquilinekea/Simfish Stiff & the Tears The Deadly Rhythm The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Living End Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You're Not Breathing Anymore

Mitchell, Andrea Born 30 October 1946  (New York City, New York, USA) NBC journalist and wife of former Federal Reserve head Alan Greenspan. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Mr. Yuck Win One For The Dead

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms 'Till Death Us Do Part' (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel 'In Sickness and in Health'. Carry On Cremating Diepod Shuffle One Scythe Fits All Stiffer Steaks - 2012 The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles We Request A Premier League Funeral Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Mitscherlich-Nielsen, Margarete  Born 17 July 1917  (Gravenstein, Denmark) Died 12 June 2012  (Frankfurt, Germany) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Danish psychoanalyst Death Speaks German

Mladic, Ratko Born 12 March 1943  (Kalinovik, Bosnia-Herzegovina) Leader of the Bosnian Serb Army during the 1992-95 war. Responsible for the massacre of 8,000 Muslims in Srebrenica in July 1995 - the worst atrocity in Europe since WWII. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Death Is Not The End You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Mngeni, Xolile Born in South Africa  (exact date unknown) Convixted hitman in the murder of Anni Dewani on her honeymoon in 2010. Born c. 1987. Going Underground The Living End

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) Former King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. David the Aspie

Mole, Heather Date and place of birth unknown Diagnosed with breast cancer along with her identical twin sister Judith. Unfortunately for Heather, her prognosis is terminal, whereas Judith will survive. Died last year so no points... Bloody Dead Rep

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in 'Happy Days'. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Girlfriend In A Coma Hippoposthumous Jill Dando's Cat JoeRam  Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Stone Dead Cert Tazman's Hit List Tim's Terminal Twenty Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Grobler's Stiff Ones It’s Death, Jim Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Momyer, William W. Born 23 September 1916  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Commander of the U.S. Air Force Tactical Air Command during the Vietnam War. Died in August 2012 but no obit was forthcoming... Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Moncur, Bobby Born 19 January 1945  (Perth, Scotland) Former Scotland, Newcastle & Sunderland player, later a manager. Premiership Legends

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. "Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou..." Check Please Time To Make A Death List

Montgomery, Eddie Born 30 September 1963  (Danville, Kentucky, USA) Country & Western singer with the duo Montgomery Gentry. Finbarr Returns From The Dead

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of 'Oliver!'. Final Curtain Ghouls In The Night Need A Stiff Drink See Ya...Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya! Sgt Reaper's Mouldy Heart, Clubbed Hand

Moon, Sun Myung  Born 6 January 1920  (Kwangju Sangsa Ri, Korea (now North Korea)) Died 3 September 2012  (Gapyeong, South Korea) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Founder of the Unification Church, often referred to as "The Moonies". Has a finger in the pie of various conservative news organizations in America. Served a prison term for tax fraud in the 1980s. Are You Still Dying, Darling? Dead Is Dead Diet Of Worms Food For Worms Pickett's Popped Off Picks Professor Sicko See You In Hell  Soylent Dreams Tomb It May Concern

Moorcock, Michael Born 18 December 1939  (London, England) Prolific sci-fi and fantasy author. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Moore, Juanita Born 19 October 1922  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Oscar-nominated actress. The Other Side Of Sunday

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt? See You In Hell

Moore, Patrick  Born 4 March 1923  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Died 9 December 2012  (Selsey, West Sussex, England) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Eminent astronomer and xylophone-player, who has presented every one of BBC television's 'The Sky at Night' programmes (which makes him the world's longest-serving presenter). Big mates with Brian May out of Queen, due to their shared interest in space, he was knighted by the Queen in 2001. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ ...And I Feel Fine! Bladerunner Brown Bananas The Canadian Cadaver Dogs Cap'n Ohtz Chelski Pensioners V C.A.Daver Come Die With Me Crazycarl Big Mo Gaddafi's Empty Dressing Up Box Dead And Dusted Dead Centre Of England Deadly Deathwatch Dead Last Dead Right Dead Loss The Deathlist Re-visited Part 1/2 Deadpoolers Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Doornails R Us Drop Dead Celebration "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Erith Sickos Ethnic Cleansing Final Curtain Guess Who's Dead? GMC Ghost Town Golden Oldies! H5N1 Researched To Death Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? I Absolutely Despise Adam Wood I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'm Nearly 83 And Still A Sicko! I Told You I Was Ill Bongo In A Box Jim's Deadbeats Juicy Janny Jump the Shark 3.0 Killed By Death LARD Lidder's Late Lamentables Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Weakend At Bernies Min Reaper Miss Creant Mourning Glory Ninja Zombies Rule! Oldham Gravediggers Society One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Partridge As Reaper Pooil Vaaish PRFT Prunella Vulgaris 2012 Carrie In The Nidge Sick Scouser In Black Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stairway To Heaven Stiffs R Us Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazman's Hit List Term Limits Thatcher Must Die FFS! The Degeneration Game Trojan Hearse the_engineers The Funeral Director 2012 The Grey Horde Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Wake&Bake Who Turned Out The Lights? Your Time Is Up - See Ya !!

Moore, Pete Born 19 November 1939  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Soul singer. Motown Morgue: This Old Heart Attack Of Mine

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's 'A View to a Kill'. The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. Deathglam Industries Hangman's XX On The Box/In The Box Roger And Out The Honey Trap Thatcher Must Die FFS! Zombie Nation

Moore, Ronnie Born 8 March 1933  (Hobart, Tasmania, Australia) Australian-born New Zealand Speedway champion. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Moore, Sara Jane Born 15 February 1930  (Charleston, West Virginia, USA) Attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Released on parole in 2007. Bad People Hit Me With Your Best Shot Ne'er-Do-Wells!

Moore, Stephen Born 11 December 1937  (Brixton, London, England) British actor - the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Final Curtain

Morales, Pedro Born 22 October 1942  (Culebra, Puerto Rico) WWE wrestler. WWE Can't Find A Pulse

Morales Bermúdez, Francisco Born 4 October 1921  (Lima, Peru) President of Peru from 1975-1980. Día De Muertos

Moran, Margaret Born 24 April 1955  (London, England) One of the MP's caught up in the expenses scandal of 2009. Stood down in 2010. Completely Top Hatters

Moran, Ronnie Born 28 February 1934  (Crosby, Merseyside, England) Legendary Liverpool FC servant - player, coach, manager etc. Premiership Legends

Morgan, Cliff (Died in 2013) Born 7 April 1930  (Trebanog, Rhondda, Wales) Welsh rugby union player, then became a respected TV broadcaster. The Importance Of Being Urn-ish Try And Die

Morgan, Michèle Born 29 February 1920  (Neuilly-sur-Seine, France) French actress, in some Hollywood films. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. The Bloc

Morley, Malcolm Born 7 June 1931  (London, England) Photorealist artist. All Death Is Consolation

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Morris, Arthur Born 19 January 1922  (Bondi, New South Wales, Australia) Australian Test cricketer, one of Don Bradman's 1948 "Invincibles" team. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted The Dead Certs

Morris, Aubrey Born 1 June 1926  (Portsmouth, Hampshire, England) Character actor perhaps best recognised as Alex's parole officer in 'A Clockwork Orange' and the eternally bathing captain of the Golgafrinchan B Ark in TV's 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Brown Bananas Sometimes They Come Back

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. ZZ Topped

Morris, Oswald Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including 'Oliver!' and 'Our Man In Havana'. Kentucky Fried Genocide Lights, Camera, Action...Fin: A Rattly Score Of Cinematic Old Puffins

Morrison, Ken Born 20 October 1931  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Founder & head of Morrison's Supermarkets. The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard

Morrison, Rory (Died in 2013) Date and place of birth unknown Radio 4 presenter. Dead Ends

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel Loserettes Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Trojan Hearse

Morton, Lionel Born 14 August 1941  (Blackburn, Lancashire, England) Former singer with pop group The Four Pennies before becoming a presenter on 'Play School'. Play School, Play Away, Play Dead

Mosley, Nicholas Born 25 June 1923  (London, England) Novelist son of 1930s fascist, Oswald Mosley. Garf Wants You To Die

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Once hungs around with Pete Doherty. Now hangs around with some other fashionable rock musician.. ...And I Feel Fine! Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door Last Train To Palookaville What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Moss, Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. Betterdeadthanred Don't Eat The Figs "Emergency, Which Death Please..." Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Need A Stiff Drink The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard This Is Your Death

Mottram, Buster Born 25 April 1955  (Kingston upon Thames, England) Tennis player turned far right activist. Game Set Death Match

Mountjoy, Doug Born 8 June 1942  (Tir-y-Berth, Wales) Former snooker player, runner-up in the 1981 World Championship. The Crucible Collection

Mousavi, Mir-Hossein Born 2 March 1942  (Khameneh, East Azarbaijan, Iran) Prime Minister of Iran from 1981 to 1989. Contested the 2009 presidential election, where he inevitably lost to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. There's A Shiva In The Park

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. Tick Tock

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt from 1981-2011. Sentenced to life imprisonment in May 2012 for ordering the deaths of scores of protestors during the "Arab Spring" of 2011 which saw him ejected from office. Alfred Lord Heinous …and There Was Great Rejoicing Caedmon's Croakers Circling The Drain Clathrate Gun Completely Top Hatters Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk David the Aspie Dead Enders Deadfellas Again Death From Down Under Deceased Hose Dethdefying Food For Worms Evilies Feng Shui Pig Fin Finbarr Returns From The Dead Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout Going Green Happy No Year Heads In A Bag Hell To The Chief Illinois Reaper Beater 6.0 I Think We're Alone Now Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C's Scrots Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow and Die This Year Morbid United FC Mr. Yuck Only Fools & Corpses People I Think Might Die In 2012 United Say Hi To Uncle George STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information ThePoitouTeam There's A Shiva In The Park Wall Street Massacre We Request A Premier League Funeral

Mueller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. Nobel Loserettes

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". There has been at least one alleged plot to assassinate the Marxist-when-it-suits-him leader. 20 Dirty Rotters Aardvark's Bupa Listing …and There Was Great Rejoicing Marc’s Sparks Croaky A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Better You Than Me Brown Bread Caedmon's Croakers Chelski Pensioners V C.A.Daver Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? David the Aspie DDP Tofoa Dead Ends Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Drop Deadline Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dethdefying Evilies  Expiry Date 2012 Falling Off The Perch The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Glorious Leaders Going Underground Green Machine Hell To The Chief Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Hunting Halos Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out They're Loving Angels Instead Weakend At Bernies Misers Mors Certa Oldham Gravediggers Society People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Pickton's Pork Pies Poker & Tetas Killjoy Extravaganza Professor Sicko Prunella Vulgaris 2012 The Waiting List SeasideEssexXile See You In Hell Inquilinekea/Simfish Sporting A Solemn Look STAB_in_the_DARK Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tango Uniform The Blonde Ballers Term Limits The Celebrity Undertaker The Grey Horde The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Politigones The Voodoogurus Windsor The Troll You're Dead And You Know You Are

Mundon, Tommy Born in Halesowen, West Midlands, England  (exact date unknown) Stand up comic, popular in the Birmingham area. Born 1927 Morbid Midlands XX

Munoz, Faustino Sainz  Born 5 June 1937  (Almadén, Ciudad Real Province, Spain) Died 31 October 2012  (Madrid, Spain) Age at death: 75  (read death notice) Archbishop and Nuncio to Great Britain, effectively the Vatican ambassador, from 2004-2010. Bazzilliant Biologically Dead David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Composition Of Death People I Think Might Die In 2012 United The Waiting List Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band Shovelful Of Dirt The Blonde Ballers The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Unspiritualist This Mortal Coil

Munro, Catriona Date and place of birth unknown Scotswoman who believes her breast cancer was caused by the fallout following the Chernobyl disaster in 1986. No, she wasn't in Scotland at the time! Drunkasaskunk

Munro, Les Born 5 April 1919  (Gisborne District, North Island, New Zealand) The last surviving pilot of the Dambusters Raid of May 1943. Time's-Up Team

Munroe, Carmen Born in Berbice, Guyana  (exact date unknown) Guyana-born actress, one of first black actors to appear regularly on British television in the 1960s and 70s. Play School, Play Away, Play Dead Rotters

Murdoch, Elisabeth  Born 8 February 1909  (Melbourne, Australia) Died 5 December 2012  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Philanthropist and mother of Rupert Murdoch. Body Snatcher's Body-Count Coffinitup Coffin Fit Again Death From Down Under Drop Dead Celebration Feng Shui Pig Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Gray Panthers Mummy & Deady  Windsor's OBE

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. The "Dirty Digger" now finds his media empire in retreat after a series of revelations regarding phone-hacking by his Sunday newspaper the News of the World, which was made defunct in July 2011. 20 Dirty Rotters "I Am Spartacus" Sarah Palin’s Death Panel See You In Hell

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in 'George and Mildred'. The Honey Trap

Murphy, Matt "Guitar" Born 29 December 1929  (Sunflower, Mississippi, USA) Blues guitarist, best known for being part of The Blues Brothers band in the 1980 film and sequel. On A Mission To God  Plowing The Deep

Murphy, Thomas "Slab" Born 27 January 1944  (Ballybinaby, Louth, Rep of Ireland) Believed to be the former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA. Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Murray, Conrad Born 19 February 1953  (St Andrews, Grenada) Cardiologist and personal physician of the late Michael Jackson. Sentenced to four years in prison for the manslaughter of said singer in 2011. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Ne'er-Do-Wells! Oh Shit! I'm Dead! Pickton's Pork Pies

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of 'Woman's Hour' on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Died In The Wool Radio Ga Ga Gone

Murray, Pauline Born 8 March 1958  (Durham, County Durham, England) Singer with punk band Penetration. Punks, Not Dead

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. Abracadaver Expiry Date 2012 Juicy Janny One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone Tick Tock II Time's-Up Team

Mushaima, Hassan Born in Jidd Haffs, Bahrain  (exact date unknown) Secretary-general of the Haq Movement, opposition to the ruling family in Bahrain. Born 1948. Dead Ends

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. The Deathlist Re-visited Part 2/2

Musial, Stan (Died in 2013) Born 21 November 1920  (Donora, Pennsylvania, USA) Legendary baseball player who enjoyed a 22-year career (1941-63) with the St Louis Cardinals. Ash Cream Keeper Of The Heads Not At All Well Open The Pearly Gates The Cardinals

Mutafyan of Constantinople, Mesrob II Born 16 June 1956  (Istanbul, Turkey) Armenian Patriarch of Constantinople since 1998. Octopus of Odstock

Mutharika, Bingu wa  Born 24 February 1934  (Thyolo, Nyasaland (now Malawi)) Died 5 April 2012  (Lilongwe, Malawi) Age at death: 78  (read death notice) President of Malawi from 2004 till his death in 2012. Funeral Holmes

Mutoh, Keiji Born 23 December 1962  (Fujiyoshida, Japan) Wrestler, also known as "The Great Muta". You Can't See Me 6 Feet Under

Myerson, Bess Born 16 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to win the Miss America beauty pageant and went on to have a career as a TV personality. Later dabbled in politics. Garf Wants You To Die

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