Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2011: G

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Gabor, Zsa Zsa Born 6 February 1917  (Budapest, Hungary) Nine-times married, cop-slapping actress. Was in a coma for a while after a collision between her car and a lamp-post on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard in November 2002. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." 1 Dead In Ohio A Kick In The Ghoulies Alfred Lord Heinous Alison The Assassin Ambledown  Are You Still Dying, Darling? Asadoornail Ash Cream Bazzilliant Better Dead Than Red Bitter Violet Bob Marley's Doughnuts Breath 'ns For Losers But I'm Not Dead Yet Buzzards Bxboy422 Canadian Cadaver Dogs Canny Fakers - Own Goals And Giraffes Cap'n Ohtz Carkers Convention 2011 Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen  Carry On Snuffing It Checking Out By Christmas Club Carp Coffinitup  The Notapotatoe's Corpse Bride Crazycarl Crofty's Coffin Crew Crosshair Candidates 2011 Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead By Dawn Dead Enders Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadfellas Deadly Deathwatch Dead Last Dead Right Dead Loss Dead Lucky Deadly As Sin Till You Win Dead Man's Team 1 Deadpoolers  Dead Spotters Death Is Not The End Death On The Rocks Death Stinks Death From Down Under Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathglam Industries Deathlist.net Deathpig Deceased Hose Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Downunderdeadpans Dress re-Hearse-als Drop Dead Celebration  Eejit Erith Sickos Eternity Tours  Ethnic Cleansing Everybody's Dead Dave! Falling Off The Perch Feng Shui Pig David Quantick's Showbiz Pals A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 Fly Me To The Tomb Former Scream Star  The Forrest Lawn Jockeys For Whom The Bell Tolls  Funeral Holmes Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Billy Graham Must Die Germarmans  Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Goners 2011 Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Happy No Year Hardwood Surround Harry Patch's Love Child Heads In A Bag  Hide & Go Die Hollywood Beyond Hunting Halos I Drink Your Milkshake (I had a) Gravediggin' Grandaddy! I'm Over 80 And I'm Still A Sicko! Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Of All The Morgues In All The World, You Died In Mine  Keen Of The Banshee Italian Grim Reaper I Think We're Alone Now I Told You I Was Ill  It Tolls For Thee I've Got A Little List Jellydead Jesus Jones Jim's Deadbeats Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Juicy Janny Jumptheshark Keeper Of The Heads They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Les Trompettes De La Mort Let The Dead Ones In Lord Football's Dead Corpses Lord Gravedigger Madonna's Hand of Bod Weakend At Bernies  Mave's Graves Miss Creant Misslucky Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour Mourning Glory  Mr C Mr Macabre My Picks Naked Florida Gravediggers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag  Ninja Zombies Rule! .....norfolk & Good Northern Foxiles Nosoup4u!  Not At All Well Now You're Gone...Can I Have Your Xbox? One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Only Fools & Corpses Open The Pearly Gates People I Think Might Die In 2011 United Pickton's Pork Pies Plowing The Deep Pure Dead Brilliant Puzlman's Passing Picks Cremate In The Nidge Return To Sender Riding The Jesus Train Rob's Racing Certs  Ronald MacDonald Fodder Already Dead Douglas Of The Dead Say Hello To The Angels Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Old Ma G’s Gravy Mix Seasideessexxile Sexystf Sgt. Death's Groaning Hearts Club Band She's A Goner Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Snort The Ashes Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spongebob Ate My Hamster Forgotten But Not Gone STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Steviator's Terminators Stiff Little Fingers Stiff Steaks Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS  Team Dead Raccoon The Blonde Ballers Tentoesup The Dead Certs  The End of the World As We Know It The Funeral Director 2011 The Grey Horde  The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Down Like A Clown The Newstreet Boys Death Squad ThePoitouTeam The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead This Mortal Coil Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Wednesday 'Til I Die Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded  We Spin Terror Who Turned Out The Lights? Widnes Vikings Windsor The Troll Win One For The Dead Tims Terminal Twenty Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling" You Must Be Croaking! You're Not Breathing Anymore Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Gadahn, Adam Yahiye Born 1 September 1978  (Oregon, USA) American who converted to Islam and his now one of Al-Qaeda's leading operatives. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Gaddafi, Colonel Muammar  Born 7 June 1942  (Surt, Libya) Died 20 October 2011  (Surt, Libya) Age at death: 69  (read death notice) Controversial leader of Libya from 1969-2011. Was international ememy No.1 in the 1980s before being brought into the fold during the "War on Terror". Killed in his home town after being toppled from power in 2011. Bad People Glorious Leaders Plus Clive

Gaga, Lady Born 28 March 1986  (New York City, New York, USA) Glamorous pop star that dem kids are listening to. Ronald MacDonald Fodder What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Gagne, Verne Born 26 February 1926  (Robbinsdale, Minnesota, USA) Former professional wrestler and American football player. World Wrestling Deadaration

Gahan, Dave Born 9 May 1962  (North Weald, Essex, England) Lead singer of veteran electro-rockers Depeche Mode. Bitter Violet

Gall, Sandy Born 1 October 1927  (Penang, Malaysia) British journalist and former ITN newsreader & reporter. Bloody Dead Rep Tick Tock Stopped Ticking

Gallagher, Julie-Ann Date and place of birth unknown Mother of two who has been battling cancer for 14 years. Born 1970. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Gallagher, Liam Born 21 September 1972  (Burnage, Manchester, England) Lead singer of Oasis and now Beady Eye, with a distinctive singing stance. It's been argued that his attitude & behaviour in public was the catalyst to the downfall of standards in this country, but I think that's going a bit far. He's only a bloody singer... Edster's Deadsters

Galloway, Caro Date and place of birth unknown Terminally ill mother who blamed New Zealand health services for continually mis-diagnosing her cancer. Died in January 2011 but no obit. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Galván Galván, Guillermo Born 19 January 1943  (Mexico City, Mexico) Mexican politician and general. Secretary of National Defense in the Mexican government. Loco In Acapulco

Galyon, Donnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins, who have also done work in the entertainment business because of their unusual situation. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Galyon, Ronnie Born 28 October 1951  (Dayton, Ohio, USA) One half of the current oldest living co-joined twins. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Gambon, Michael Born 19 October 1940  (Dublin, Republic of Ireland) Actor - made it big in 'The Singing Detective' and has been in the last 2 Harry Potter films as Dumbledore. Recently popped up in 'Doctor Who'. Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven

Ganley, Len  Born 27 April 1943  (Lurgan, Northern Ireland) Died 28 August 2011  (Lurgan, Northern Ireland) Age at death: 68  (read death notice) Former snooker referee, official in numerous World Championship Finals. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

García Luna, Genaro Born 10 July 1968  (Mexico City, Mexico) Secretary of Public Security in the Mexican government. Loco In Acapulco

Garcia Marquez, Gabriel Born 6 March 1928  (Aracataca, Colombia) Latin American writer, author of 'La Hojaresca' and 'One Hundred Years of Solitude'. Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1982. Food For Worms Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Guild Of Master Reapers

Gardner, John  Born 2 March 1917  (Manchester, England) Died 12 December 2011  (Liss Forest, Hampshire, England) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) UK composer of classical music. Simply Dead

Garland, Seán Born 7 March 1934  (Dublin, Rep of Ireland) Member of the original Irish Republican Army before it changed to the Workers Party, which he became president of in 2000. Gary Glitter's Ghoulies I Drink Your Milkshake Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Plowing The Deep Stiff Little Fingers Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Garner, James Born 7 April 1928  (Norman, Oklahoma, USA) TV and film actor who specialised in playing cowboys, sheriffs and detectives, most notably in 'Maverick' and 'The Rockford Files'. His real surname is Bumgarner, but for some reason he dropped the first syllable when he became famous. Asadoornail A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Circling The Drain Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead Lucky Everybody's Dead Dave! Fly Me To The Tomb in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Lord Football's Dead Corpses On The Final Lap Repro Beardfaces & Friends Team Cat AIDS Wayne Manor You're Not Breathing Anymore

Garr, Teri Born 11 December 1944  (Lakewood, Ohio, USA) US film & TV star, now battling MS. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Norwegian Blue

Garrett, Betty  Born 23 May 1919  (St. Joseph, Missouri, USA) Died 12 February 2011  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 91  (read death notice) Actress & singer - also appeared in a few sitcoms - 'All in the Family' and 'Laverne & Shirley'. International audiences probably remember her best for 'On the Town'. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die JoeRam

Gascoigne, Bamber Born 24 January 1935  (London, England) Author & TV personality, former host of 'University Challenge'. Ken Bishop's Diabetic Eleven

Gascoigne, Paul Born 27 May 1967  (Gateshead, Co Durham, England) Flawed genius of the football field, who played for Newcastle United, Spurs, Lazio, Rangers and of course England, when he wasn't busy boozing and/or crying. On and off the wagon constantly. It's Grim Up North Aardvark's Bupa Listing Al Andar Muerto Better Dead Than Red Bitter Violet Brown Bread Caedmon's Croakers Carry On Snuffing It Dirty Rotten Spunkers Corpse Bride Going Underground (DP) Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Last Dead Right Dead Man's Team 2 Deadpoolers Dead Spotters Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Dethdefying Embalmy Army  Erith Sickos Fuck 'Em All Funeral Holmes Green Machine Grendel's Graveyard Hung Like Chevy Chase I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Smell Dead People Italian Grim Reaper Jill Dando's Cat Jim's Deadbeats Les Trompettes De La Mort Mave's Graves Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs Miss Creant Mourning Glory My Picks Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Northern Foxiles Repro Beardfaces & Friends Rob's Racing Certs Sacramento La Coruna Seasideessexxile Forgotten But Not Gone Stiff Steaks Tazman's Bro's Hitlist Team John Thomas The Clog Poppers  The Grateful Dead The Voodoogurus Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo Wishy-Washy

Gass, William H. Born 30 July 1924  (Fargo, North Dakota, USA) Postmodernist author of 'The Tunnel'. Write Your Own Obit, I’m Busy Breathing

Gates, Gareth Born 12 July 1984  (Bradford, England) Stammering singer who hit fame in 2002 in 'Pop Idol' before his career, ahem, stuttered... Last Train To Palookaville

Gates, Roy Paul (Died in 2013) Born 25 July 1921  (place of birth unknown) Second Lieutenant with Easy Company, the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment who fought in the Second World War as seen in the TV series 'Band of Brothers'. The Pale Horseman’s Easy Riders

Gavin, John Born 8 April 1931  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actor, best known for his role as Janet Leigh's boyfriend in 'Psycho'. The Vyrdolak

Gaynes, George Born 16 May 1917  (Helskini, Finland) Probably best known to movie audiences as Commandant Lassard in the endless 'Police Academy' series. DDP it's as easy as AA-BB-CC

Gaze, Tony (Died in 2013) Born 3 February 1920  (Melbourne, Australia) World War II flying ace turned racing driver. On The Final Lap

Gbagbo, Laurent Born 31 May 1945  (Gagnoa, French West Africa (now Ivory Coast)) President of Ivory Coast since 2000. Still in office despite having lost the presidential election to his opponent, Alassane Ouattara in November 2010. Could get ugly, this... David the Aspie ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Geeson, Judy Born 10 September 1948  (Arundel, Sussex, England) British film actress, now living and working in the US. Moldy Oldies

Geiges, Daniel Born 25 January 1938  (Lachen, Switzerland) Swiss businessman who was involved in selling Pakistan's nuclear secrets to the world. Now suffering from cancer. A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9

Geldof, Bob Born 5 October 1951  (Dun Laoghaire, Republic of Ireland) Former Boomtown Rats front man turned shouty, sweary Live Aid and Live 8 organiser. Has been looking even rougher than usual of late, which certainly takes some doing. Dead 80s Illinois Reaper Beater 5.0

Geldof, Peaches Born 16 March 1989  (London, England) Waste of space and occasional TV presenter. Daughter of Sir Bob Geldof & Paula Yates, and she seems more intent in following her mother's footsteps, rather than her dad's. Last Train To Palookaville

Geller, Uri Born 20 December 1946  (Tel Aviv, Israel) Spoon-bending friend of the late Michael Jackson. Gobbing On Life

Gelli, Licio Born 21 April 1919  (Pistoia, Italy) Italian financier, former fascist and member of the Masonic order P2 caught up in the Banco Ambrosiano scandal of 1982. ...the Salmon Mousse!!!

Genscher, Hans-Dietrich Born 21 March 1927  (Reideburg, Germany) Long serving foreign minister of (West) Germany. Falling Off The Perch

George, Bobby Born 16 February 1945  (Manor Park, East London, England) Cockney darts player. The only person in the world who wears more jewellery than Jimmy Savile or Michael Carroll. No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please

George, Boy Born 14 June 1961  (Eltham, Kent, England) Cross-dressing lead singer of Culture Club and later solo artist, born George Alan O'Dowd. Circling The Drain Downunderdeadpans Green Machine

George, Elizabeth Born 26 February 1949  (Warren, Ohio, USA) American author of the British-based 'Inspector Lynley' detective novels. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

George, Vanessa Born 30 November 1970  (Plymouth, Devon, England) Nursery worker jailed for abusing children at a nursery in Plymouth as part of a paedophile ring. Come Die With Me Roger Mortis

Gerard, Gil Born 23 January 1943  (Little Rock, Arkansas, USA) Star of 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'. Also got to flirt with Erin Gray, the lucky ol' dog. ZZ Topped

Gerena, Victor Manuel Born 24 June 1952  (New York City, New York, USA) The longest running fugitive in the United States. On the run since 1984. According to Wikipedia: "his exact whereabouts and fate are unknown." Well, duh! A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon

Germond, Jack (Died in 2013) Born 30 January 1928  (Boston, Massachusetts, USA) Veteran U.S. Political journalist. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Gerrard, Steven Born 30 May 1980  (Whiston, Merseyside, England) Sullen but inspirational Liverpool & England footballer. Crofty's Coffin Crew

Gest, David Born 11 May 1953  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Weird-looking but highly amusing former husband of Liza Minnelli, a US television producer who now appears in "celebrity" shows in the UK. Last Train To Palookaville The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers

Gibbins, Dawn Date and place of birth unknown Entrepreneur who featured in the Channel 4 series 'Secret Millionaire'. Dawn Of The Dead

Gibbons, Billy Born 16 December 1949  (Houston, Texas, USA) AKA "Reverend Willie G", the guitarist in ZZ Top. ZZ Topped

Gibson, Mel Born 3 January 1956  (Peerskill, New York, USA) Actor, born in the US, but raised in Australia, where he found fame through the Mad Max films. Since then, he's been one of Hollywood's top actors. More recently has been directing bizarre films & insulting policemen. Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs Swampy's Stiffs

Gilbert, Lewis Born 6 March 1920  (London, England) English film director, producer & screenwriter, notably of both war films and three James Bond movies. Grobler's Stiff Ones Obituarynotice

Gilberto, Astrud Born 29 March 1940  (Bahia, Brazil, USA) Brazilian latin jazz chantuese. Dying For Some Points

Giles, Stine Date and place of birth unknown Former waitress who married cricketer Ashley Giles. Currently ill with a brain tumour. Born 1969. I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Toasted Brown Bread

Gilmour, Gary Born 26 June 1951  (Waratah, New South Wales, Australia) Australian cricketer who destroyed England in the 1975 World Cup semi-final. Not to be confused with the American Death Row prisoner of the same name. Ashes To Ashes

Gilzean, Alan Born 23 October 1938  (Coupar Angus, Scotland) Languid footballer, formerly with Dundee, Spurs & Scotland. Old People Smell Of Piss

Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Born 15 March 1933  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to be elected to the United States Supreme Court. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go 'arry-Kiri Breathless In Seattle Circling The Drain Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Death's Choice, Ladies!  Freddie The Cat Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green HackinNcackin' It Tolls For Thee Let Us Embalm You Misers Mr C Already Dead Say Hi To Uncle George Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Tentoesup The End of the World As We Know It ThePoitouTeam

Girardot, Annie  Born 25 October 1931  (Paris, France) Died 28 February 2011  (Paris, France) Age at death: 79  (read death notice) French actress. ThePoitouTeam

Giroux, Claude Born 13 July 1956  (St. Jean, Quebec, Canada) Small wrestler (4ft in his cotton socks) known as "The Macho Midget". World Wrestling Deadaration

Giscard D'Estaing, Valéry Born 2 February 1926  (Koblenz, Germany) President of France from 1974-81. Death The Leveller HackinNcackin' People I Think Might Die In 2011 United We'reAllGonnaDie!

Giuliani, Rudolph Born 28 May 1944  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mayor of New York, 1994-2001. Died In The Wool

Glazer, Malcolm Born 25 May 1928  (Rochester, New York, USA) American businessman, owner of Manchester United. Bloody Dead Rep Nosoup4u!

Glenn, John Born 18 June 1921  (Cambridge, Ohio, USA) Astronaut and politician - the first American to orbit Earth. Coffin Fit Dirttt Nappp Insert Name Here Kackers United Lidders Late Lamentables Ohio And Goodbye-O Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts Term Limits They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway Time's-Up Team We'reAllGonnaDie!

Gligoric, Svetozar (Died in 2012) Born 2 February 1923  (Belgrade, Serbia) Serbian chess grandmaster. It's Grim Up North

Glitter, Gary Born 8 May 1944  (Banbury, Oxfordshire, England) 1970s glam rocker who was jailed in 1999 for possession of hardcore child porn. "Do you wanna be in my gang?" Er...we'll give it a miss, thanks, Gary. Enjoy Yourself, It's Later Than You Think Hung Like Chevy Chase Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Pickton's Pork Pies Team John Thomas

Glock, Timo Born 18 March 1982  (Lindenfels, West Germany) German Formula 1 racing driver. Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch

Goater, Shaun Born 25 February 1970  (Hamilton, Bermuda) Former Manchester City striker. Feed the goat and he may score DDP points... Let The Dead Ones In

Godfrey, Bob (Died in 2013) Born 27 May 1921  (West Maitland, Australia) Australian-born animator, chiefly known for 'Rhoobarb' and 'Henry's Cat'. Won best animated film short Oscar in 1976 for 'Great' about the legendary engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Pooil Vaaish

Goldhaber, Maurice Born 18 April 1911  (Lemberg, Austria) Austrian physicist. Died in May 2011 but no obit. Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath?

Gómez Martínez, Servando Born 6 February 1966  (Arteaga, Michoácan, Mexico) Chief of operations of the La Familia Michoacana drug cartel in Mexico. Loco In Acapulco

Gono, Gideon Born 29 November 1959  (place of birth unknown) Current Governor of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. Spare us a billion quid will yuz, I want to buy a coffee... US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo

González, José Froilán (Died in 2013) Born 5 October 1922  (Arrecifes, Buenos Aries, Argentina) Former Formula 1 driver who was the first to win a Grand Prix for the Ferrari team in 1951. On The Final Lap Alright, You've Got 365 Days To Live...

Goodman, John Born 20 June 1952  (St Louis, Missouri, USA) Rotund funnyman, actor and on-screen husband of Roseanne. Optimus Prime's Rusty Nuts Roger Mortis

Goodyear, Julie Born 29 March 1942  (Heywood, Lancashire, England) Gobby Northern actress who played Bet Lynch in 'Coronation Street' for 25 years. Her off-screen love life has been the stuff of a tabloid editor's dreams: 3 short-lived marriages (one of which was annulled after the reception), 2 called-off engagements, numerous headline-grabbing relationships with other C-rate celebs, and a couple of lesbian flings to boot. Annus Horribilis I'm Over 80 And I'm Still A Sicko!

Gorbachev, Mikhail Born 2 March 1931  (Privolnoye, Stavropol, Russia) Joined the Communist Party of the Soviet Union in 1952, rising steadily to become its General Secretary from 1985-91 and President of the USSR from 1990-91. Has a map of Italy tattooed on his head for some reason. Death The Leveller Rob's Racing Certs Sacramento La Coruna Spongebob Ate My Hamster Term Limits The Grey Horde

Gordimer, Nadine Born 20 November 1923  (Springs, Transvaal, South Africa) Nobel Prize-winning author, often considered a feminist writer, although she herself has always resisted this label. Crash Cart Stat!

Gordon, Craig Born 31 December 1982  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Highly rated Sunderland and Scotland goalkeeper. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Gordon, Elvis  Born 23 June 1958  (Wolverhampton, England) Died 5 May 2011  (Wolverhampton, England) Age at death: 52  (read death notice) Former British Judo champion. The Living End

Gordon, James Born 17 May 1936  (place of birth unknown) Baron Gordon of Strathblane. Managing director of Radio Clyde from 1973 to 1996. Chairman of Radio Audience Research (RAJAR) since 2003. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Gordon, Richard Born 15 September 1921  (England) Screenwriter, wrote the 'Doctor..' films. Obituarynotice

Gordy, Berry Born 28 November 1929  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Record executive & producer, mostly associated with "Motown" music. C.A.Daver

Gore, Al Born 31 March 1948  (Washington D.C., USA) Former US Vice President and Presidential candidate. Famously lost the 2000 election to George W. Bush despite having the majority of the popular vote. Now a prominent environmentalist who's documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth' won the Academy Award for best documentary feature in 2007. Term Limits  When Will Their Massive Reserves Of Fat Go Rancid?

Gormé, Eydie (Died in 2013) Born 16 August 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Singer and chanteuse, one of the pop act Steve and Eydie with her husband Steve Howard. Clathrate Gun Deceased Hose Girlfriend In A Coma Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Misers Shovelful Of Dirt

Gough, Michael  Born 23 November 1916  (Kuala Lumpur, Malaya (now Malaysia)) Died 17 March 2011  (London, England) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Character actor who has played all sorts of serious roles, but is only ever remembered for being Alfred the butler in the late '80s/early '90s Batman movies. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Final Curtain Grobler's Stiff Ones HackinNcackin' Insert Name Here Les Trompettes De La Mort Misslucky One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Partridge As Reaper Sexystf Sometimes They Come Back The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Welshman

Gouldman, Graham Born 10 May 1946  (Broughton, Salford, England) Singer and songwriter with 1970s rock group 10cc. Simply Dead

Gowen, Zach Born 30 March 1983  (Livonia, Michigan, USA) Wrestler with a prosthetic leg, although he usually wrestles without it. World Wrestling Deadaration

Grace, Nancy Born 23 October 1959  (Macon, Georgia, USA) Former Prosecutor, legal commentator and television personality. Lived So Let's Die

Grafton, Sue Born 24 April 1940  (Louisville, Kentucky, USA) Detective novelist, known for her alphabetical series of books ('A is for Alibi' etc). in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, "Superstar" Billy Born 7 June 1943  (Paradise Valley, Arizona, USA) Born Eldridge Wayne Coleman. Former WWF World Heavyweight Champion. A Pelican In The Wilderness 'arry-Kiri Crazycarl  Daniel Faraday's Notebook David Quantick's Showbiz Pals Inigo, I Hope We Win Plowing The Deep Sacramento La Coruna Team Cat AIDS The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Graham, Caroline Born 17 July 1931  (Nuneaton, Warwickshire, England) Novelist and creator of Inspector Barnaby, of which the endless 'Midsomer Murders' TV series is based on. in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Graham, David Born 30 December 1930  (London, England) Actor, best known for his voice work on 'Thunderbirds' as Parker and Brains and on 'Doctor Who' as one of the voices of the Daleks. ZZ Topped

Graham, Rev Billy Born 7 November 1918  (Charlotte, North Carolina, USA) Travelling evangelist who has been preaching his doctrine of sin and salvation around the world for almost 60 years. Diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1992. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." 1 Dead In Ohio 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot........ 5 Feet And 1 To Go  The Frog Chorus Al Andar Muerto Alison The Assassin Asadoornail A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Bazzilliant Bitter Violet Bladerunner Breathless In Seattle But I'm Not Dead Yet Buzzards Bxboy422 Canadian Cadaver Dogs Canadian Paul Cap'n Ohtz Checking Out By Christmas C.A.Daver Dirty Rotten Spunkers Corpse Bride Crazycarl Dave's Bungalow Of Death Dead By Dawn Dead-Lines, What Deadlines? Deadpoolers Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Death The Leveller Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Food For Worms Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eternity Tours Feng Shui Pig Four Horsemen Of The Magic Roundabout Gary Glitter's Ghoulies George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die  Girlfriend In A Coma Green Machine H5N1 HackinNcackin' Hardwood Surround I'll Get The Oven On I Smell Dead People Boxed-In, Cold, Lonely And Going Nowhere Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Kennedy Driving School Lead, Follow ...and Die This Year Let Us Embalm You Lord Football's Dead Corpses Weakend At Bernies Morbid United FC Moribold Krakatoa’s Playhour My Picks Nicole Kidman Is A Slag .....norfolk & Good Nosoup4u! Not At All Well Order Of The British Empire  Pooil Vaaish Prunella Vulgaris 2011 Thank You For Playing Our Game Puzlman's Passing Picks Cremate In The Nidge Riding The Jesus Train Romancing The Headstone Say Hi To Uncle George See You In Hell Steviator's Terminators Stiffer Steaks The Blonde Ballers The Conqueror Worm The Dead Certs The End of the World As We Know It The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Themankini.com The Vyrdolak Tick Tock Stopped Ticking Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb It May Concern Welshman Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded We Spin Terror Who Turned Out The Lights? Win One For The Dead Worm Farmer "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Grammer, Kelsey Born 21 February 1955  (Saint Thomas, US Virgin Isles) Actor & comedian, best known as the lead role in 'Frasier', but also for his roles in 'Cheers' and 'The Simpsons' (as the voice of Sideshow Bob). Suffered a heart-attack in 2008. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Grant, Russell Born 4 February 1951  (Middlesex, England) Large, camp TV and newspaper astrologer. I Hope You Die Soon

Grass, Günter Born 16 October 1927  (Danzig, Germany) German Nobel Prize-winning novelist: 'The Tin Drum'. The Notapotatoe's Going The Way Of The Wall

Graveney, Tom Born 16 June 1927  (Riding Mill, Northumberland, England) Former England Test cricketer turned commentator. Ashes To Ashes

Gray, Dulcie  Born 20 November 1915  (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) Died 15 November 2011  (Northwood, Middlesex, England) Age at death: 95  (read death notice) British actress, widow of Michael Denison. Mostly on stage, though she did appear on 'Howard's Way' in the 1980s, as well as in many other films. Cap'n Ohtz

Gray, Macy Born 6 September 1967  (Canton, Ohio, USA) US R&B singer known for her rasping voice. Hyped to the trees ten years ago. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Gray, Vivean Born 20 July 1924  (Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, England) TV actress - played Mrs Mangel in Aussie soap 'Neighbours'. Dead Man's Team 1 It Tolls For Thee Just Die Will You

Greatbatch, Shaun Born 13 July 1969  (Newmarket, Suffolk, England) Darts player, now suffering from cancer. And My Name Is Larry! Breathless In Seattle Drunkasaskunk Going Green Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Just Die Will You Roger Mortis Romancing The Headstone Toasted Brown Bread

Greaves, Jimmy Born 20 February 1940  (Poplar, London, England) British football legend. Slave To The Grave The Worst Acronym Team

Green, Andy Born 30 July 1962  (place of birth unknown) Current holder of the World Land Speed record since 1997, when he broke the sound barrier on ThrustSSC. Now attempting to break 1000 miles per hour. US Military Admits Bieber-Boarding Deaths At Guantanamo

Green, Florence (Died in 2012) Born 19 February 1901  (London, England) The last female survivor of the First World War. Was at the Women's Royal Airforce in 1918. Gray Panthers Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Stiff Little Fingers Strictly Come Coffin-ing

Green, Seth Born 8 February 1974  (West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor, best known as Oz in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and Scott Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Green, Tony Date and place of birth unknown Veteran Darts commentator for the BBC and co-host of 'Bullseye' for Central Television in the 1980s. Treatment for cancer of the tongue (oh, the irony) prevented him from commentating on the BDO World Darts Championships for the first time since the tournament's inception in 1978. Born 1939. Pickton's Pork Pies

Greenglass, David Born 3 March 1922  (New York City, New York, USA) Man who passed secrets of the U.S. Atomic program to the Soviet Union in the 1940s, but avoided execution for treason, unlike his sister Ethel Roseberg, whom he testified against in 1951. When Will Their Massive Reserves Of Fat Go Rancid?

Greenspan, Alan Born 6 March 1926  (New York, New York, USA) Economist, former US Federal Reserve chairman from 1987-2006. Coffin Fit

Greer, Germaine Born 29 January 1939  (Melbourne, Australia) Six-foot tall, tub-thumping feminist Aussie writer, best known for her book 'The Female Eunuch' and her frequent appearances on chat shows, where she tries to make out that she isn't that scary really. Marina Predicts Your Demise! Repro Beardfaces & Friends

Gregg, Harry Born 25 October 1932  (Tobermore, Northern Ireland) Legendary ex-Manchester United & Northern Ireland goalkeeper who was a hero in the Munich Disaster, when he saved a number of people from death in the minutes after the plane crash. Annus Horribilis

Gregory, Mike Born 16 December 1956  (Bath, Somerset, England) Darts player who lost the BDO World Championship final in 1992 to Phil "The Power" Taylor in one of the closest finals of all time. No Coffin When The Other Player Is Throwing Please

Grier, Rosey Born 14 July 1932  (Linden, New Jersey, USA) Former New York Giants football player, Christian minister, guitar-strumming folk singer and actor, who, despite his poncey name, is in fact a large hard bloke, Rosey being short for Roosevelt. Happened to be standing next to Sirhan Sirhan when the latter shot and killed Robert F. Kennedy in 1968, whereupon he promptly disarmed and captured him. Breath 'ns For Losers

Griffin, Nick Born 1 March 1959  (Barnet, London, England) Odious leader of the British National Party. Made a controversial appearance on BBC TV's 'Question Time' in 2009. Now an MEP. Stairway To Heaven

Griffith, Andy (Died in 2012) Born 1 June 1926  (Mt. Airy, North Carolina, USA) American TV personality, star of the eponymous 'Andy Griffith Show'. Breath 'ns For Losers But I'm Not Dead Yet Circling The Drain Crazycarl Dead And Don't Know It Former Scream Star Hardwood Surround in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Laughter Kills Noz4news

Griffiths, Eldon Born 25 May 1925  (place of birth unknown) Conservative MP for Bury St Edmonds form 1964-1992. Minister for Sport in the Heath government. Time's-Up Team

Griffiths, Richard (Died in 2013) Born 31 July 1947  (Thornaby-on-Tees, England) Gargantuan fat character actor, perhaps at his best as the lusty Uncle Monty in 'Withnail and I' (1987). He also used his canny knack for dialect to take on two roles as Dr Mannheimer/Earl Hacker in 'Naked Gun 2½' (1991), and wobbled his boat-load of jowls as Uncle Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'. Hardwood Surround in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Griffiths, Stephen Born 24 December 1969  (Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, England) The self-styled "Crossbow Cannibal", jailed in December 2010 for the murders of three sex workers in Bradford, England. It's Grim Up North Death Can Be Funny Grendel's Graveyard Jill Dando's Cat Stiff & the Tears The Worst Acronym Team

Grikis, Dawn Date and place of birth unknown Cancer-stricken mother, go figure... Dawn Of The Dead

Grimes, Martha Born 2 May 1931  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Detective novelist of the 'Richard Jury' books. Another American author writing 'British' mysteries! in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks

Grímsson, Ólafur Ragnar Born 14 May 1943  (Ísafjörður, Iceland) President of Iceland since 1996. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Grint, Rupert Born 25 August 1988  (Harlow, Essex, England) Flame-haired star of the Harry Potter movies. Another One Bites The Hoff

Groening, Matt Born 15 February 1954  (Portland, Oregon, USA) Creator & animator of 'The Simpsons'. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Grosics, Gyula Born 4 February 1926  (Dorog, Hungary) Former goalkeeper for Hungary, one of the last surviving players from the brilliant team that thumped England at Wembley & reached the 1954 World Cup Final. Douglas Of The Dead

Grout, James (Died in 2012) Born 22 October 1927  (London, England) Actor, a frequent face on British TV ('Shelley') & radio - ('Old Harry's Game') etc. Obituarynotice

Gruber, Ruth Born 30 September 1911  (New York City, New York, USA) Journalist who also worked for the U.S. government in the Second World War. Death's Choice, Ladies!

Grummitt, Peter Born 19 August 1942  (Bourne, England) Former Nottingham Forest goalkeeper. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

Grylls, Bear Born 7 June 1974  (Donaghadee, Northern Ireland) Adventurer and TV presenter. Appointed the youngest ever Chief Scout in 2009. Mr. Yuck Sick Scouser In Black

Gudenus, John Born 23 November 1940  (Vienna, Austria) Holocaust-denying ex-member of the Austrian parliamentary second chamber. Vienna Calling

Guðmundsson, Björgólfur Born 2 January 1941  (Reykjavík, Iceland) Businessman who took over English Premier League football club West Ham United in 2006, but the Icelandic banking crisis did for him and he was declared bankrupt in 2009. Breaking News: Eyjafjallajökull Explodes

Guillaume, Robert Born 30 November 1927  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actor, better known in the US, though he has starred in many international movie hits, including 'The Lion King'. Wayne Manor

Gumbel, Bryant Born 29 September 1948  (New Orleans, Louisiana, USA) US TV journalist sports reporter, best known for NBC's 'The Today Show'. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Norwegian Blue STAB_in_the_DARK

Gunn, John "Ben" Date and place of birth unknown The only blogging prisoner in the UK, still in prison 30 years after being sentenced to murder at the age of 14. Born 1965. Team Dead Raccoon

Gurley Brown, Helen (Died in 2012) Born 18 February 1922  (Green Forest, Arkansas, USA) Author & publisher, former editor of Cosmopolitan magazine. Star Dust

Guy, Dickie Born 6 January 1949  (Greenwich, London, England) Former Wimbledon FC goalkeeper in the days when the club was not in the Football League. Gawn. . .dead. . .planted

Guzman, Joaquin Born 4 April 1954  (La Tuna, Badiraguato, Sinaloa, Mexico) Mexican drugs baron, currently on the run. Loco In Acapulco Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs

Gwynn, Tony Born 9 May 1960  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former baseball right fielder for the San Diego Padres. Team Dead Raccoon

Gyan, Asamoah Born 22 November 1985  (Accra, Ghana) Ghanaian international footballer. Had the chance to put Ghana into the World Cup semi-final in 2010 with a last minute penalty against Uruguay, but his effort hit the crossbar. Can You Tell I'm a Newcastle Fan?

Gyatso, Tenzin Born 6 July 1935  (Takster, Qinghai, China) His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. According to our contributor, he's a nice guy, you'd want him for a grandfather, and he is both the head of state and the spiritual leader of Tibet. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Heads In A Bag

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