Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2010: M

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Maathai, Wangari (Died in 2011) Born 1 April 1940  (Nyeri District, Kenya) Political and environmental activist who became the first African woman to land the Nobel Peace Prize in 2004. Nobel Loserettes

MacArthur, James  Born 8 December 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Died 28 October 2010  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) Actor - Danno in "Hawaii Five-O", amongst many others. Skeleton Crew

Macbeth, Peter Born 2 February 1943  (Marylebone, London, England) Former member of the soul group "The Foundations" who was jailed in 2008 for sexual abuse & child porn, despite claiming he was terminally ill. Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Unspiritualist

MacCorkindale, Simon  Born 12 February 1952  (Ely, Cambridgeshire, England) Died 14 October 2010  (London, England) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) Actor, best known for his roles in 'Manimal' and more recently 'Casualty'. Married to Susan George. Carrion Luggage Are You Still Dying, Darling?  'arry-Kiri Bloody Dead Rep Bob Marley's Doughnuts Canadian Paul Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Coffin It Up  Corpse Bride Criptkicker2 Daniel Faraday's Notebook Dead Ends Dead Spotters Eejit End Of Time  Ethnic Cleansing Feng Shui Pig Four Horseman Of The Magic Roundabout Going Underground Researched To Death Hide & Go Die Hunting Halos If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again!  Lidders Late Lamentables Lord Football's Dead Corpses  Madonna's Hand of Bod Master Mind Misers Moldy Oldies  Moving The Goalposts Naked Florida Gravediggers  Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 Octopus of Odstock Only Fools & Corpses  On The Box/In The Box  Playing The Death Card  Plowing The Deep  R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rot In Hell John Scottish Squid Bricklaying Alamo Volunteers Shovelful Of Dirt Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Tentoesup The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order  The Last Gasp The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Unspiritualist Time Is NOT On Our Side! Toasted Brown Bread Tomb It May Concern Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Truth Be Told, I'm Feeling A Bit Under The Weather!! Vaagheid Very Ill Turned Very Dead Windsor The Troll WinR.I.P. Tims Terminal Twenty Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead! You're Not Breathing Anymore

MacDonald, Margo Born 19 April 1943  (Hamilton, Lanarkshire, Scotland) Scottish politician, a Member of the Scottish Parliament and a former Member of the British House of Commons, who is battling on the issue of the right to die, as she has Parkinson's Disease. Going Green

MacGowan, Shane Born 25 December 1957  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Dentally challenged singer-songwriter who used to front the Pogues, and latterly the Popes (though recently he went back to the Pogues for a reunion tour). Constantly rumoured to be on the brink of death due to non-stop drinking, smoking and drug-taking. At one stage, for example, he was said to be taking fifty tabs of acid a day - smoke your heart out, Shaun Ryder! "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Better Late Than Never Colin's Toe Curlers Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Dead Enders Death Is Not The End Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Death By Hemeloids I'll Sleep When You're Dead Jims Deadbeats Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter  Phinious Fog Pop Goes The Pop Star The Grateful Dead The Mortal Portal The Tomorrow People

Mack, Warner Born 2 April 1938  (Nashville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer and songwriter. Old People Smell Of Piss

Mackay, Dave Born 14 November 1934  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Ex-footballer - member of the Spurs double-winning side of 1960-61 who later managed Derby County to two League Championships in the early/mid '70s. Eventually retired due to health problems, including, unusually, cancer of the lip. Dead Centre Of England

MacKenzie, Kelvin Born 22 October 1946  (London, England) Godawful former editor of The Sun newspaper. See You In Hell

Mackie, Baron George Born 10 July 1919  (Benshie, Kirriemuir, Angus, Scotland) Former Scottish MP & Rector of Dundee University. Club Carp Skeleton Crew

Macnee, Patrick Born 6 February 1922  (London, England) Actor - played the suave Steed in "The Avengers". Another Day Nearer To Death Brown Bananas Daisy Pushers Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter One Scythe Fits All Partridge As Reaper Ready Doddery Gone!! Soylent Dreams Trojan Hearse You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Macy, Bill Born 18 May 1922  (Revere, Massachusetts, USA) Actor, on a host of TV programmes, including "Maude" for which he is best known (at least in America). "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Madden, John Born 10 April 1936  (Austin, Minnesota, USA) Former head coach of the Oakland Raiders (overseeing their victory in Superbowl XI), who has been an NFL commentator on TV for over twenty years. He's also a best-selling sports author who, in a stroke of genius, gave his first book the title "Hey, Wait a Minute, I Wrote a Book!" Asadoornail Dead And Don't Know It

Madeley, Paul Born 20 September 1944  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) Former Leeds United great, who, sadly seems to be in as much dire straits & ill-health as his former team currently are. Also won 24 caps for England. Doornails R Us Going Underground The Terry Fenwick Benefit Select Second XI

Madoff, Bernard Born 29 April 1938  (Queens, New York, USA) Disgraced former Chairman of NASDAQ, who is accused of committing $50 billion worth of fraud. 5 Feet And 1 To Go Alfred Lord Heinous 'arry-Kiri Dethdefying Harry Patch's Love Child Lulu's Stiffs! "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Riding The Jesus Train Say Hi To Uncle George Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Themankini.com The Vyrdolak You Keep Hanging On

Madonna, (singer) Born 16 August 1958  (Bay City, Michigan, USA) Singer & actress, a huge influence on music over the last twenty-five years. Dead Spotters See You In Hell The O'Shannon Wee J's Man

Magruder, Jeb Born 5 November 1934  (Staten Island, New York, USA) Part of Richard Nixon's team who was implicated in the Watergate scandal. Also a journalist & businessman. Skeleton Crew

Mahon, Sir Denis (Died in 2011) Born 8 November 1910  (London, England) British art historian and collector. Luck of the Dead

Mainer, Wade (Died in 2011) Born 21 April 1907  (Weaverville, North Carolina, USA) Banjo player and singer said to the 'Grandfather of Bluegrass'. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Malcolm, Mary  Born 18 March 1918  (London, England) Died 13 October 2010  (London, England) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) BBC announcer of years gone by, in the olden days of the Interlude. X-Pyred

Malielegaoi, Tuilaepa Born 14 April 1945  (Lepa, Samoa) Prime Minister of Samoa since 1998. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Malone, Dorothy Born 30 January 1925  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Film actress - "Written on the Wind", "The Big Sleep" and more recently, "Basic Instinct". Keeper Of The Heads Say Hello To The Angels

Mandel, Johnny Born 23 November 1925  (New York City, New York, USA) Grammy award-winning composer and arranger. VSBfromH

Mandela, Nelson (Died in 2013) Born 18 July 1918  (Umtata, South Africa) Leader of the African National Congress, which was outlawed in 1948, when apartheid was legalised in South Africa. He was imprisoned for allegedly being involved in a bomb plot, and spent 27 years inside, before being freed as part of then President F.W. de Klerk's reforms in 1990. Mandela himself became President from 1994-99. 30 Points, We`ll Be Back Up 6feetunder Another Day Nearer To Death Barmby Moor Celebrity Stiff Stakes Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza Birchy Says "Bring Out Your Dead" Bitter Violet Bond, Elch Bond Canadian Cadaver Dogs Chelski Pensioners III Coffin It Up Colin's Toe Curlers Corpse Bride Criptkicker2 Daisy Pushers David the Aspie Dead And Don't Know It Dead But Not Forgotten  Dead Centre Of England Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Dead Enders Deadly Deathwatch Livin' On A Prayer Death Stinks Diet Of Worms  Food For Worms Don't Let The Pearly Gates Hit You Up The Arse On The Way In Drop Dead Celebration Exah Fallen Off The Twig The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gail's Ghouls Billy Graham Must Die Gone Too Soon...x  Green Machine Grim Creepers Grobler's Stiff Ones Guild Of Master Reapers Researched To Death I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing Illinois Reaper Beater 4.0 I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm Nearly 80 And I'm A Sicko It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Kennedy Driving School Lady Gone-Gone's Poker Fatalities Like Steve Says Its Teh Suxx Miss Creant "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Mr C Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Nil By Mouth Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Oldham Gravediggers Society One Way Ticket Only Fools & Corpses Over My Dead Body Ready Doddery Gone!! Riding The Jesus Train Rob's Racing Certs Rubinstein's Coffin Fit Seasideessexxile See, I Told You I Was Sick! Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death Inquilinekea/Simfish Simpson's Stiffs Stairway To Heaven Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Stop All The Clocks Tag You're Out Tazmans Hit List Team John Thomas TheAssassinsCreed The Caulkhead Coffin-Kickers The Chacks 2010 Crematorium Cheerleaders The Death Stars The Grey Horde The International Columbo Fan-Club Themankini.com The Politigones The Praying Vultures They Are Never Gonna Make It Things & Stuff Time's Up My Son Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes? Tims Terminal Twenty Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are You’re A Goner Zombie Nation

Mandela, Winnie Born 26 September 1934  (Bizana, Pondoland, Transkei, South Africa) The first black First Lady of South Africa, and now estranged wife of Nelson. Lulu's Stiffs!

Mandelson, Peter Born 21 October 1953  (London, England) Baron Mandelson, currently Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and First Secretary of State and President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council. 'Mandy' first came to prominence in the mid-1980s attempting to revive the fortunes of the Labour Party then led by Neil Kinnock before becoming one of the key architects of New Labour. Twice served in Tony Blair's government before resigning under a cloud on both occasions. MP for Hartlepool from 1992-2004 before becoming a European Commissioner. Re-entered British politics in 2008, becoming enobled in the process. Cremate Expectations

Manilow, Barry Born 17 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Cheesy easy-listening singer with a big nose. Satans Little Helper

Manning, Patrick Born 17 August 1946  (San Fernando, Trinidad & Tobago) Current PM of Trinidad & Tobago. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot Or....

Mansfield, Jayne Marie Born 8 November 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Daughter of THE Jayne Mansfield. Moldy Oldies

Manson, Charles Born 12 November 1934  (Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) Infamous leader of a cult called "The Family", which was responsible for several brutal murders in the 1960s. In prison since 1971. A Kick In The Ghoulies You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Long Pig, Anyone? Redmyst Time's Up My Son

Manson, Marilyn Born 5 January 1969  (Canton, Ohio, USA) Extrovert and quite frankly scary rock singer. Born plain ol' Brian Warner. Ohio And Goodbye-O

Maradona, Diego Born 30 October 1960  (Lanús, Buenos Aires, Argentina) Football genius turned cocaine addict who later managed Argentina to a quarter final spot in the 2010 World Cup. Cremate Expectations Evil (not quite) Dead Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only The Incontinentals

Marcos, Imelda Born 2 July 1929  (Manila, Philippines) Former beauty queen, lavish-living, obsessive shoe-collector and widow of former Filipino president Ferdinand Marcos. After his death, she was acquitted of embezzlement in the US, but convicted of the crime of 'graft', whatever that is, in the Philippines. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! Stop Coughin' Or I'll Put You In One! Widows - Following Their Husbands

Mardones, Benny Born 9 November 1946  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Singer songwriter who had a big hit in the US Billboard charts with 'Into the Night' twice, in 1980 and 1989. Star Dust

Margarete of Thurn and Taxis, Princess (Died in 2006) Born 8 November 1909  (Château de Beloeil, Hainaut, Belgium) Belgian/German minor royal, who by marriage became part of the minor Italian nobility. Also known as Princess Margarete Marie Therese Elisabeth Louise von Thurn und Taxis. Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Marie, Rose Born 15 August 1923  (New York, New York, USA) Actress whose career has been in two distinct halves: firstly as a child in the 1920s, and then as an adult, beginning in the 1940s. Best known for playing the part of Sally Rogers on "The Dick Van Dyke Show". Her real name is Rose Marie Mazzetta, and she is of Italian/Polish extraction. Former Scream Star Laughter Kills "M" Is The Deadliest Letter She's A Goner You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Mark, Sir Robert  Born 13 March 1917  (Chorlton, Manchester, England) Died 30 September 2010  (London, England) Age at death: 93  (read death notice) Former Metropolitan Police Commissioner and advertiser of Aquajet Radial tyres. He was "convinced they make a genuine contribution to road safety", apparently. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... Luck of the Dead

Marks, Howard Born 13 August 1945  (Kenfig Hill, Bridgend, Wales) Former cannabis smuggler turned best-selling author. Also (if only in the opinion of Octopus of Odstock, for it is he who is writing this bio) one of the nicest people it is possible to meet - intelligent, caring, witty and friendly. Not a combination you get much these days, sadly. Pobol Y Fedd

Marqusee, Mike Born in New York City, New York, USA  (exact date unknown) American anglophile and left-wing writer and activist. The Man In Black recommends his 'Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Inside Kinnock’s Labour Party ' which effectively showed how Labour leader Neil Kinnock sowed the seeds of New Labour, written two years before Tony Blair became leader. Born 1953. Northern Foxiles Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 Plowing The Deep Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning!

Marriner, Neville Born 15 April 1924  (Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England) Conductor, violinist, former conductor of the Minnesota Orchestra. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter We'reAllGonnaDie!

Marrs, Mick Born 4 May 1951  (Terre Haute, Indiana, USA) Skull-faced Mötley Crüe guitarist. Deadly As Sin Till You Win If They're Not All Dead Then They Should Be

Marsh, Jodie Born 23 December 1978  (Brentwood, Essex, England) Trashy, plastic, fake, utterly pointless bimbo. Last Train To Palookaville

Marsh, Richard (Died in 2011) Born 14 March 1928  (place of birth unknown) Former Labour minister in the 1960s. Now in the House of Lords. The Death Stars

Marshall, Penny Born 15 October 1943  (New York City, New York, USA) Actress, director and producer still better known as Laverne in 'Laverne and Shirley'. Alfred Lord Heinous Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Deceased Hose Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Living End They're Dead, Y'Know! Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead!

Martin, Buster (Died in 2011) Born 1 September 1906  (France) Allegedly the UK's oldest employee, but most of his claims are pretty unreliable as there is not a shred of proof of his marriage, his wife's death, any of his children's births & his own birth. May be 96, but he may also be in his 50's for all we know. Pool Ghoul

Martin, Chris Born 2 March 1977  (Exeter, Devon, England) Lead singer of Coldplay & hubby of Gwyneth Paltrow. Cremate Expectations

Martin, George Born 3 January 1926  (London, England) The Beatles' music producer. All Death Is Consolation Grim Creepers Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Martin, Michael Born 3 July 1945  (Glasgow, Scotland) MP & former speaker of the House. Not the most popular person that has done this role, mainly due to his brusque manner, his bias towards Labour & spending taxpayer's money on trivial items. H5N1

Martin, Tony (Died in 2012) Born 25 December 1912  (Oakland, California, USA) Classic crooner and occasional actor. Was married, until her death, to Cyd Charisse, for what it's worth. Not to be confused with the butt-ugly, pikey-shooting farmer of the same name. Bxboy422 Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Eternity Tours Les Trompettes De La Mort "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old People Party Of 20 Pool Ghoul Pushing The Envelope ThePoitouTeam

Martinus, Derek Born 1 April 1931  (place of birth unknown) Former 'Doctor Who' director. Time's Champion

Marx, Barbara Born 16 October 1927  (Bosworth, Missouri, USA) Widow of Frank Sinatra. Was also married to Zeppo Marx. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Mashaal, Khaled Born 28 May 1956  (Silwad, West Bank, Israel) Believed by many, including Israel's intelligence services, to be the leader of the Islamic terrorist group Hamas. The Pale Rider

Masloff, Sophie Born 23 December 1917  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) US politician, Pittsburgh's first and to date only female mayor. Garf Wants You To Die

Mason, Madison Born 22 April 1943  (Richmond, Virginia, USA) Actor, in many a film or TV show in the US. Time's Up My Son

Mason, Paul Date and place of birth unknown Reputedly the World's heaviest man, hitting the scales at 70 stone! Born 1961. Erith Sickos You’re A Goner

Mason, Roy Born 18 April 1924  (Royston, South Yorkshire, England) Former Labour MP & minister, former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Bluereddish Diepod Shuffle

Masters, Katie (Died in 2011) Born 23 November 1899  (Dundee, Scotland) Second oldest person in Britain, who recently complained that the yearly cards she recieved from The Queen all looked the same! Brown Bananas

Mataca, Petero Born 28 April 1933  (Cawaci, Ovalau Island, Fiji) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Suva. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Mathis, Johnny Born 30 September 1935  (Gilmer, Texas, USA) Easy-listening musician. Had the Xmas No 1 of 1976 with 'When A Child is Born'. Your granny's probably got his Greatest Hits album in the attic. Living In A Box Lulu's Stiffs!

Matson, Ollie Born 1 May 1930  (Trinity, Texas, USA) Another former American footballer. Time's Up My Son

Matsumoto, Kaoru Born 11 November 1960  (Kumagaya, Saitama, Japan) 'Dump' Matsumoto, former professional wrestler. Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew

Matthew, Brian Born 17 September 1928  (Coventry, Warwickshire, England) BBC radio presenter, host of the "Sounds of the Sixties" show since 1990. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Matthews, Jon  Born in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England  (exact date unknown) Died 3 May 2010  (Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England) Age at death: 59  (read death notice) British man who bet, successfully, that despite being told he had terminal cancer in 2006, he would still be alive in 2008. Born 1950. Biologically Dead Clathrate Gun Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy

Matthews, Karen Born in Dewsbury, Yorkshire, England  (exact date unknown) Kidnapped her own daughter for the sake of a quick reward. Her reward was to become one of the most hated individuals in UK history, yes, even more than Kerry Katona. Death Can Be Funny Shorter Of Breath, One Day Closer To Death

Mauroy, Pierre Born 5 July 1928  (Cartignies, France) Former PM of France, between 1981 & 1984. ThePoitouTeam

Mawhinney, Brian Born 26 July 1940  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Former Tory MP and chairman of the Conservative Party. Former chairman of the Football League. 30 Points, We`ll Be Back Up Doornails R Us

Maxim of Bulgaria, Patriarch (Died in 2012) Born 29 October 1914  (Oreshak, Bulgaria) Leader of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church. Dead By Dawn Pining For The Fjords

May, Brian Born 19 July 1947  (Hampton, Middlesex, England) Big-haired guitarist, both with Queen and as a solo artist. Virtually every song he's ever done has a guitar riff from him in. Sometimes it works, often it fails miserably, but credit for perseverance. Alive And (only just) Kicking

Mayer, Laurie Date and place of birth unknown Television newsreader for the BBC who resigned in a huff in 2002 before becoming Mohammed Al Fayed's spokesman. Here's The News...your Dead!

Mayer, Paul Born 23 May 1911  (Altötting, Germany) Former Roman Catholic Cardinal. Died in April 2010 but no obit. Tomb Raiders

Mayhew, Peter Born 19 May 1944  (Barnes, London, England) Actor, whose only main role as been a hugely popular one - that of "Chewbacca" in the "Star Wars" films. Roadkill Wombats Tazmans Hit List  Today Is A Good Day To Die

Maynard, Bill Born 8 October 1928  (Heath End, Farnham, Surrey, England) Comic actor who played Selwyn in the sitcom "Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggit" and Claude Greengrass in the soporific TV drama "Heartbeat". After leaving the series due to a stroke suffered while filming, he returned to play the same character in the equally gentle spin-off "The Royal". Another Day Nearer To Death Are You Still Dying, Darling? Daisy Pushers Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! Nil By Mouth One Scythe Fits All Tazmans Hit List

McAlpine, Lord Alistair Born 14 May 1942  (Hampshire, England) Businessman & general toff, former treasurer for the Conservative Party. Tomb It May Concern

McCain, Ginger (Died in 2011) Born 21 September 1930  (Southport, Lancashire, England) Racehorse trainer, who retired in 2006. Trained Red Rum to three Grand Nationals. Nil By Mouth

McCain, John Born 29 April 1936  (Coco Solo, Panama) Vietnam veteran who went on to become a US Senator and invent oven chips. Probably. Beginnings of Rigor They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

McCain, Roberta Born 7 February 1912  (Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA) Mother of defeated 2008 US election hopeful & Senator, John. Carrion Luggage

McCarthy, Kevin  Born 15 February 1914  (Seattle, Washington, USA) Died 11 September 2010  (Hyannis, Massachusetts, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) US movie actor. Checking Out By Christmas Eternity Tours I’m Ready For My Funeral Mr. DeMille "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

McCartney, Paul Born 18 June 1942  (Liverpool, England) Younger of the 2 surviving Beatles. Ambledown Bond, Elch Bond Cave Piggy's Stiff's In Waiting Coupled To Death Grim Creepers Lived So Lets Die The Tomorrow People You’re A Goner

McCaskey, Virginia Halas Born 5 January 1923  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Owner of the Chicago bears American football team. First Time Failures

McClanahan, Rue  Born 21 February 1934  (Healdton, Oaklahoma, USA) Died 3 June 2010  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 76  (read death notice) Actress, best known as Blanche Devereaux in 'The Golden Girls'. Ash Cream Going Ready Or Not Hippoposthumous Sometimes They Come Back ZZ Topped

McColl, Iain Born 7 June 1955  (Dumbarton, Dumbartonshire, Scotland) Scottish actor, best remembered as Dodie in "Rab C Nesbitt". And My Name Is Larry! On The Box/In The Box Playing The Death Card

McCowen, Alec Born 26 May 1925  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) Actor, the third to play 'Q' in James Bond, albeit in 'Never Say Never Again'. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

McCready, Mindy Born 30 November 1975  (Fort Myers, Florida, USA) Troubled country singer, who has attempted & failed to commit suicide on at least four occasions Four Horseman Of The Magic Roundabout Phinious Fog

McCririck, John Born 17 April 1940  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Fat, outspoken horseracing pundit with a strange home life. UB Dead Beauty The Death Stars Well You're Dead Now And That's The End Of It

McCullough, David Born 7 July 1933  (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA) Historical author and twice winner of the Pulitzer Prize. Keeper Of The Heads

McDiarmid, Ian Born 11 August 1944  (Carnoustie, Angus, Scotland) Distinguished stage actor but better known for the role of Emperor Palpatine in the 'Star Wars' fanchise. Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

McDonald, Sir Trevor Born 16 August 1939  (San Fernando, Trinidad & Tobago) Recently-retired ITN newsreader. Once reckoned by Viz comic to be the news anchorman most able to take his beer, in complete contrast to the lightweight Nicholas Witchell. Alive And (only just) Kicking Here's The News...your Dead!

McDonald, The Most Rev Kevin Born 18 August 1947  (Stoke-on-Trent, England) Roman Catholic Archbishop of Southwark from 2003 to 2009. Partridge As Reaper

McErlaine, Alistair Born 31 October 1968  (Glasgow, Scotland) Guitarist with pop band Texas. Suffered a brain hemorrhage in September 2009. The Dead Certs

McFadden, Steve Born 20 March 1959  (London, England) Actor - bald, boozed-up bully Phil Mitchell in 'Eastenders'. Betterdeadthanred

McGarrigle, Kate  Born 6 February 1946  (Saint-Sauveur-des-Monts, Quebec, Canada) Died 18 January 2010  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) Age at death: 63  (read death notice) Canadian folk singer and mother to Rufus and Martha Wainwright. The Living End

McGovern, George (Died in 2012) Born 19 July 1922  (Avon, South Dakota, USA) American politican, lost the 1972 US Presidential Election by a landslide. Diet Of Worms "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

McGregor, Ewan Born 31 March 1971  (Perth, Scotland) Actor, best known for the second Star Wars trilogy as Obi-Wan Kenobi and as Renton in the acclaimed 'Trainspotting'. 6feetunder

McGriff, Hershel Born 14 December 1927  (Bridal Veil, Oregon, USA) NASCAR racing driver, the oldest ever to win a feature race at the age of 61 in 1989. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

McInnes, Paul Born 17 October 1989  (Salcoats, Scotland) Footballer. Plays midfield for Stranraer FC. Stabbed on a night out in December 2009. Dead Loss

McKeith, Gillian Born 28 September 1959  (Perth, Scotland) Nutritionist who became famous through her TV programme 'You Are What You Eat'. Known for ferreting about in people's stools. See You In Hell

McKenzie, Scott (Died in 2012) Born 10 January 1939  (Jacksonville, Florida, USA) American singer best known for his epochal hit single 'San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)' in 1967. Two Hit Wonders

McKinnon, Gary Born 10 February 1966  (Glasgow, Scotland) Computer hacker, now facing extradition to the United States. Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair

McKuen, Rod Born 29 April 1933  (Oakland, California, USA) Singer/songwriter, composer & poet. Probably the most famous hit he has penned is "Love's Been Good To Me". You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

McLaren, Bill  Born 23 October 1923  (Hawick, Roxburghshire, Scotland) Died 19 January 2010  (Hawick, Roxburghshire, Scotland) Age at death: 86  (read death notice) Former rugby union commentator for the BBC. A Kick In The Ghoulies

McNee, Sir David Born 23 March 1925  (Glasgow, Scotland) Commssioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1977 to 1982, presiding over the Brixton riots and the Scarman report. Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter

McPartland, Marian Born 21 March 1918  (Slough, Berkshire, England) Acclaimed jazz musician & pianist. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

McPartlin, Anthony Born 18 November 1975  (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) Presenter and actor famed for his screen partnership with Declan Donnelly. Killermoon

McPhail , Stephen Born 9 December 1979  (London, England) English-born Republic of Ireland international footballer who has never fulfilled his early potential. Now plays for Cardiff City. Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

McQuarrie, Ralph (Died in 2012) Born 13 June 1929  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Conceptual artist best known for his work on "Star Wars", where he also played a few extras from time to time. Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

Meadows, Jayne Born 27 September 1920  (Wuchang, PR of China) American film actress, and widow of TV star Steve Allen. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Meara, Anne Born 20 September 1929  (Queens, New York, USA) Actress & comedienne, in TV & films & often on US panel shows. She's A Goner

Mears, Victor Date and place of birth unknown Businessman who along with his brother, Henry, is accused of ripping off customers of a rather dubious Christmas Lapland theme Park in Dorset. Born 1943. Octopus of Odstock

Medicine Crow, Joe Born 27 October 1913  (Lodge Grass, Montana, USA) Native American historian Snort The Ashes

Medina, Lina Born 27 September 1933  (Paurange, Peru) The youngest human ever to give birth, delivering a healthy baby boy at the amazing age of 5 years and 7 months in May 1939. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Mehsud, Hakimullah Born in Jandola, South Wazirstan, Pakistan  (exact date unknown) New leader of the Taliban in Northern Pakistan, following the death of Baitullah Mehsud in 2009. Born 1981. Has a $600,000 bounty on his head, so if you're short of cash... Going Underground Stiff & the Tears The Living End  The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

Mehta, Zubin Born 29 April 1936  (Mumbai, India) Veteran & well-travelled conductor of classical music. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Meier, Sid Born 24 February 1954  (Sarnia, Ontario, Canada) Computer programmer and designer of strategy games such as 'Cilvilisation'. F3ar My Awesomeness

Melchior, Ib Born 17 September 1917  (Copenhagen, Denmark) Writer and director of low budget sci-fi movies of the 1960s. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Mercer, Sean Born 17 September 1990  (Liverpool, England) Teenage killer of Croxteth schoolboy Rhys Jones in 2007. Now serving 22 years at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch

Mercier, Sheila Born 1 January 1919  (Hull, East Yorkshire, England) TV actress - played Annie Sugden when Emmerdale Farm had a farm in it. In real life she is Brian Rix's big sister. Cut Price Funerals Madonna's Hand of Bod The Funeral Director 10 Time's-Up Team

Merckx, Eddy Born 17 June 1945  (Tielt-Winge, Flemish Brabant, Belgium) Legendary cyclist, five times winner of the Tour de France. Partridge As Reaper

Meriwether, Lee Born 27 May 1935  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former model-turned-TV actress. On The Box/In The Box

Merritt, Max Born 30 April 1941  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Singer-songwriter and leader of Max Merritt & The Meteors. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Meyer, Hubert Born 5 December 1913  (Berlin, Germany) SS officer who fought during Operation Barbarossa, (the invasion of Russia) and was a body guard of Adolf Hitler. Exnazis

Meyers, Augie Born 31 May 1940  (San Antonio, Texas, USA) Keyboard player with the Sir Douglas Quintet rock band. Bloody Dead Rep

Michael, George Born 25 June 1963  (London, England) Pop star - originally one half of Wham! and then hugely successful solo artist. Has has a stuttering solo career since. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit Alive And (only just) Kicking Coffin Dodgers Ur Not! Creamation For The Nation Deadpoolers Dethdefying Dolly Daydreams Dead Ones Evil (not quite) Dead Heads St Peter Tails Lucifer One Way Ticket Pop Goes The Pop Star Say Hi To Uncle George Sometimes They Come Back Stiffer Steaks Take The Last Rite To The Mortuary The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury  ThePoitouTeam The Worst Acronym Team Time's Champion

Michael Of Romania, King Born 25 October 1921  (Foisor Castle, Sinaia, Romania) Former King of Romania, now living in exile. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Michelmore, Cliff Born 11 December 1919  (Cowes, Isle of Wight, England) Presenter of TV travel programmes. AbraCadaver Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Here's The News...your Dead! Juicy Janny VSBfromH "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Mickelson, Amy Date and place of birth unknown Wife of golfer Phil Mickelson. Diagnosed with Breast cancer in May 2009, prompting Phil to put his career on hold. Born 1971. Bloody Dead Rep Irish Rover

Mickelson, Mary Date and place of birth unknown Mother of golfer Phil Mickelson, who shortly after his wife announced that she had Breast Cancer, did the same. Born 1942. Irish Rover

Mikaelyan, Sasun Born 7 November 1957  (Atarbekyan, Armenia) Armenian former MP, now political prisoner. We Spin Terror

Miles, Vera Born 23 August 1929  (Boise City, Oklahoma, USA) Film actress - "The Searchers", "Psycho", "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" etc. Just One More Death... Lt. Columbo

Miller, Marvin (Died in 2012) Born 14 April 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Executive director of the Major League Baseball Players Association from 1966-1982. Pushing The Envelope

Miller, Mitch  Born 4 July 1911  (Rochester, New York, USA) Died 31 July 2010  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 99  (read death notice) Pianist, oboist, conductor and singer who was head of A&R at Columbia Records from 1950 until 1965, signing Frankie Laine, Tony Bennett, Rosemary Clooney and many others, in addition to firing Frank Sinatra. At the same time he had a highly successful performing career in the form of Mitch Miller and His Gang, and fronted the TV series "Sing Along With Mitch". After leaving Columbia (he hated rock 'n' roll and refused to move with the times) he pretty much disappeared from public life entirely. C.A.Daver Deadly Deathwatch Death On The Rocks HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Naked Florida Gravediggers Old People Party Of 20 Pushing The Envelope  The Pissed Kringle

Miller, Nolan (Died in 2012) Born 8 January 1935  (Burkburnett, Texas, USA) Fashion designer, best known for his iconic designs for US soap operas 'Dynasty' and 'The Colbys'. Born on the same day as Elvis Presley. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Mills, Mark Born in Brighton, Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Father of Heather Mills and former paratrooper. Even he's disowned her. Born 1943. TheAssassinsCreed

Mills McCartney, Heather Born 12 January 1968  (Aldershot, Hampshire, England) Gold-digging uniped, ex-wife of Paul McCartney. Coupled To Death

Mimoun, Alain Born 1 January 1921  (El Telagh, Algeria) French former athlete, winner of the 1956 Olympic marathon. Luck of the Dead

Min, Li Born in Zhidan, Yan'an, Shaanxi, PR of China  (exact date unknown) Daughter of former Chinese leader Mao Zedong. Born 1936. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Ming-Teh, Shih Born 15 January 1941  (Kaohsiung, Taiwan) Taiwanese politican, a former political prisoner and scourge of the Chinese and Taiwanese governments. Just Die Will You STAB_in_the_DARK

Minnelli, Liza Born 12 March 1946  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Daughter of Judy Garland, and moderately successful singer/stage actress in her own right. Has suffered from ill health in recent years as a result of drug abuse, and has been a regular visitor to rehab clinics. Married film producer David Gest in March 2002. First Time Failures Jumptheshark Kackers United Satans Little Helper Stop All The Clocks Stop Coughin' Or I'll Put You In One! The O'Shannon Wee J's Man Today Is A Good Day To Die

Minogue, Kylie Born 28 May 1968  (Melbourne, Australia) Pint-sized Aussie singer, formerly of "Neighbours" fame. Diagnosed with early-stage breast cancer in May 2005, but has since made a full recovery. Bob Marley's Doughnuts Seasideessexxile Well You're Dead Now And That's The End Of It

Mintoff, Dom (Died in 2012) Born 6 August 1916  (Cospicua, Malta) Former Prime Minister of Malta. Deathlist.net Gary Glitter's Ghoulies

Misch, Rochus Born 29 July 1917  (Oppelin, Upper Silesia, Poland) Former Nazi, one of the few survivors from Hitler's bunker. Exnazis Kim Jong's Ill

Mitchell, Warren Born 14 January 1926  (London, England) Actor who will forever be associated with the part he played as the bigoted Alf Garnett in the long-running British sitcoms "Till Death Us Do Part" (alongside Tony Booth) and its sequel "In Sickness and in Health". Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... One Scythe Fits All Stiff Steaks

Mitchum, Dorothy Date and place of birth unknown Widow of Robert Mitchum. They were married for 57 years until his death in 1997. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Mitterrand, Danielle (Died in 2011) Born 29 October 1924  (Verdun, Meuse, France) Widow of former French president François Mitterrand. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Mobley, Cuttino Born 1 September 1975  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Recently retired NBA basketball player. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Moeliku, Visesio Born in Sigave, Wallis & Futuna  (exact date unknown) King of Sigave in the Wallis & Futuna Isles. Born 1922. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Mohamad, Dr Mahathir Born 10 July 1925  (Alor Star, Kedah Darul Aman, Malaysia) Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. David the Aspie Dead Certainties

Molinaro, Al Born 24 June 1919  (Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA) TV actor - played Al Delvecchio, the rotund owner of Arnold's Drive-In, in "Happy Days". C.A.Daver Hippoposthumous "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Ready Doddery Gone!! Tazmans Hit List

Molloy, Seaneen Born 4 September 1985  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Bipolar depressive blogger and humourist. Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew

Molyneaux, Jim Born 27 August 1920  (Killead, County Antrim, Northern Ireland) Former leader (1979 to 1995) of the Ulster Unionist party, now Lord Molyneaux of Killead. Apparently he still lives on the farm where he was born. Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!!

Mondale, Eleanor (Died in 2011) Born 19 January 1960  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) An American actress and television personality, she is best known for her work on the E! cable channel including hosting the shows Wild On... in 1997 and E! News Live. She is the only daughter of Walter Mondale. But I'm Not Dead Yet Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew Meet Your Maker Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Truth Be Told, I'm Feeling A Bit Under The Weather!! Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead!

Mondale, Walter Born 5 January 1928  (Ceylon, Minnesota, USA) US Vice-President under Jimmy Carter. Dead Certainties Simpson's Stiffs

Monjack, Simon  Born 5 August 1970  (London, England) Died 23 May 2010  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Age at death: 39  (read death notice) Film producer and widower of actress Brittany Murphy. Vaagheid

Moody, Ron Born 8 January 1924  (London, England) Film, stage and TV actor, born Ronald Moodnick, remembered for his role as Fagin in 1968's film version of "Oliver!". Final Curtain I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Keeper Of The Heads Time's-Up Team Time's Champion

Moon, Sun Myung (Died in 2012) Born 6 January 1920  (Kwangju Sangsa Ri, Korea (now North Korea)) Founder of the Unification Church, often referred to as "The Moonies". Has a finger in the pie of various conservative news organizations in America. Served a prison term for tax fraud in the 1980s. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter See You In Hell Soylent Dreams

Moore, Michael Born 23 April 1954  (Davison, Michigan, USA) Oscar-winning director of interesting but somewhat didactic documentary films. Eejit

Moore, Patrick (Died in 2012) Born 4 March 1923  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Eminent astronomer and xylophone-player, who has presented every one of BBC television's "The Sky at Night" programmes (which makes him the world's longest-serving presenter). Big mates with Brian May out of Queen, due to their shared interest in space, he was knighted by the Queen in 2001. 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot Or.... Another Day Nearer To Death Birchy Says "Bring Out Your Dead" Brown Bananas Life Is A Terminal Illness Canadian Cadaver Dogs Chelski Pensioners III Crazycarl Creamation For The Nation Daisy Pushers Dead Centre Of England Dead Enders Dead Loss Dead Set Death Is Not The End Death By Hemeloids Death Stalks United Don't Let The Pearly Gates Hit You Up The Arse On The Way In Doornails R Us Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Dying For Some Points Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit Erith Sickos Ethnic Cleansing Exah  Falling Off The Pearch Final Curtain For Whom The Bell Tolls Fuckwits Arse Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Golden Oldies! Gone Too Soon...x Gravediggers83 Guild Of Master Reapers Happy Death Day To You Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Hung Like Larry Holmes I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak It Doesn't Hurt It Just Smells Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... Jims Deadbeats Lady Gone-Gone's Poker Fatalities Lidders Late Lamentables Like Steve Says Its Teh Suxx Living In A Box Lord Gravedigger Miss Creant Nicole Kidman Is A Slag No Penalties, It's Sudden Death! Oh...If Only It Were True Oldham Gravediggers Society One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food Partridge As Reaper Past Their Sell By Date Pining For The Fjords Pooil Vaaish Prunella Vulgaris UB Dead Beauty Return To Sender Satans Little Helper Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Forgotten But Not Gone Stairway To Heaven Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Stop Coughin' Or I'll Put You In One! Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tazmans Hit List The Chacks The Conqueror Worm Trojan Hearse The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2010 The Mighty Boosh Of Death The O'Shannon Wee J's Man They Are Never Gonna Make It Things & Stuff Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Wancanton Winker Turning His Toes Up What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?  Who Turned Out The Lights? Worm Farmer

Moore, Roger Born 14 October 1927  (Stockwell, London, England) The cheesiest of the actors to have played international man of mystery James Bond, he took over from Sean Connery in 1973, appearing in seven Bond films until 1985's "A View to a Kill". The ageing dinner-jacketed eyebrow-raiser now seemingly maintains the Bond persona for real, by living in Switzerland and Monte Carlo with his Swedish wife Christina "Kiki" Tholstrup, a former air stewardess. Deadpoolers Deathglam Industries Down Under The Daisies Graham Reaper's Dead Army Misslucky On The Box/In The Box Phreebyrd Roadkill Wombats Roger Mortis Satans Little Helper Today Is A Good Day To Die What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Moore, Terry Born 7 January 1929  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Actress, former wife of Howard Hughes, a former model & "sex interest" in films. You're Dead Now, So Shut Up!

Moreau, Jeanne Born 23 January 1928  (Paris, France) French actress, singer, and director, best known for her starring role in François Truffaut's "Jules et Jim" (1962). ThePoitouTeam

Morgan, Cliff Born 7 April 1930  (Trebanog, Rhondda, Wales) Welsh rugby union player, then became a respected TV broadcaster. It Tolls For Thee Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Pobol Y Fedd

Morgan, Edwin  Born 27 April 1920  (Glasgow, Scotland) Died 19 August 2010  (Glasgow, Scotland) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Scotland's first "Makar" or Poet Laureate. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." 20 Celebrities, Sitting On A Wall, If 1 Got Shot Or.... And My Name Is Larry! Bitter Violet Canadian Paul Crazycarl Deceased Hose I Smell Dead People JoeRam Morbid Curiosity Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....norfolk & Good Octopus of Odstock Shovelful Of Dirt The Last Gasp The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry The Unspiritualist Truth Be Told, I'm Feeling A Bit Under The Weather!! Windsor The Troll Wishy-Washy

Morgan, Harry (Died in 2011) Born 10 April 1915  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Prolific film and television actor, probably best known for playing Colonel Sherman T. Potter in long-running TV series "M*A*S*H". Real name Harry Bratsburg. Beginnings of Rigor Life Is A Terminal Illness Bxboy422 Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Livin' On A Prayer Don't Let The Pearly Gates Hit You Up The Arse On The Way In Down Under The Daisies Eternity Tours Fergie's Flops Grendel's Graveyard HackinNcackin' Harry Patch's Love Child Les Trompettes De La Mort Luck of the Dead "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Old People Party Of 20 One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food See You In Heaven Snort The Ashes Soylent Dreams The Anfield Iron The Pissed Kringle The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead Tims Terminal Twenty Wot The Deuce "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling" You’re A Goner

Morgan, Piers Born 30 March 1965  (Newick, East Sussex, England) Smug git, former editor of the News of the World & the Daily Mirror. Now a pointless TV celebrity broadcaster. See You In Hell

Mori, Manny Born 25 December 1948  (Fefan, Chuuk, Micronesia) President of Micronesia since 2007. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Morricone, Ennio Born 10 November 1928  (Rome, Italy) Composer of musical scores for films, especially spaghetti Westerns. All Death Is Consolation Redmyst

Morris, Desmond Born 24 January 1928  (Purton, Wiltshire, England) Zoologist and author of the best-selling book 'The Naked Ape'. Keeper Of The Heads

Morris, Neva  Born 3 August 1895  (Ames, Iowa, USA) Died 6 April 2010  (Ames, Iowa, USA) Age at death: 114  (read death notice) One of the oldest certified people in the World. Roger Mortis X-Pyred

Morris, Oswald Born 22 November 1915  (Ruislip, Middlesex, England) Cinematographer for a whole range of celebrated movies, including "Oliver!" and "Our Man In Havana". A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Morrison, Rory Date and place of birth unknown Radio 4 presenter. Dead Ends

Morrison, Shelley Born 26 October 1936  (New York, New York, USA) Actress, often in comic roles, including as Rosario in "Will & Grace". Clathrate Gun Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Morrison, Sir Ken Born 20 October 1931  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Founder & head of Morrison's Supermarkets. Ready Doddery Gone!!

Morrison, Toni Born 18 February 1931  (Lorain, Ohio, USA) American author, former winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. Nobel Loserettes Ohio And Goodbye-O

Morrison, Van Born 31 August 1945  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Celebrated Irish musician. Pub fact: he was once married to a woman called Janet Planet. Eejit Trojan Hearse

Morrissey, Steven Patrick Born 22 May 1959  (Manchester, England) 'Morrissey' - former lead singer of seminal 1980s band The Smiths, now a solo artist. Deader Than A Dead Thing Death Is Not The End Evil (not quite) Dead  Graham Reaper's Dead Army

Mortenson, Greg Born 27 December 1957  (St. Cloud, Minnesota, USA) International humanitarian and peace-maker. Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Mosley, Max Born 13 April 1940  (London, England) Former president of the FIA, the governing body for Formula 1 motor racing. Also the son of Oswald Mosley. His son, Alexander, was found dead on May 2009 after overdosing on cocaine. In 2008 he won a high court battle with the News of the World over allegations that he was involved in Nazi role-play when with prostitutes. So he's been busy lately... Cremate Expectations Fuckwits Arse

Mosley, Nicholas Born 25 June 1923  (London, England) Novelist son of 1930s fascist, Oswald Mosley. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins Garf Wants You To Die

Moss, Kate Born 16 January 1974  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Unattractively stick-thin, sunken-eyed fashion model. Now hangs around with Pete Doherty. Last Train To Palookaville Why Live To 50?

Moss, Sir Stirling Born 17 September 1929  (London, England) Motor-racing driver, said to be the greatest driver never to win the Formula 1 World Championship; in fact, he came second 4 times in a row, from 1955-58. Exah Gwynhafyr Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Moth, Margaret  Born 21 August 1951  (Gisborne, New Zealand) Died 21 March 2010  (Rochester, Minnesota, USA) Age at death: 58  (read death notice) New Zealander and international correspondent for CNN. Once survived a sniper's bullet in Sarajevo. The Hartlepool Harbingers Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead!

Mountford, Kali Born 12 January 1954  (Crewe, England) Labour MP for Colne Valley from 1997 to 2010. Going Green

Mousavi, Mir-Hossein Born 2 March 1942  (Khameneh, East Azarbaijan, Iran) Prime Minister of Iran from 1981 to 1989. Contested the 2009 presidential election, where he enevitably lost to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Rotters

Mouskouri, Nana Born 13 October 1934  (Chania, Crete, Greece) Bespectacled Greek crooner and European Parliament member, who has recorded over 1500 songs in 15 languages, selling 250 million records in the process, which makes her arguably the most successful female singer ever. The Tomorrow People

Mubarak, Hosni Born 4 May 1928  (Kafr-al Musailha, Egypt) President of Egypt since Anwar Sadat's assassination in 1981. In November 2003 he collapsed in parliament during a televised address, but reappeared shortly afterwards, putting it down to flu. David the Aspie Kackers United Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year The Incontinentals

Mugabe, Robert Born 22 February 1924  (Kutama, Southern Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) President of Zimbabwe, constantly immersed in allegations of vote-rigging and incitement to violence, whose primary gift to the world is the idea that "it's OK to be the president and wear a baseball cap". There has been at least one alleged plot to assassinate the Marxist-when-it-suits-him leader. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Sparky's Spasms A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Barmby Moor Celebrity Stiff Stakes Bluereddish Chelski Pensioners III Short Distance Clara Cremate Expectations Daisy Pushers David the Aspie Deadly Deathwatch Falling Off The Pearch Green Machine Grim Creepers Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Kentucky Fried Genocide Lead, Follow ... And Die This Year "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Past Their Sell By Date Prunella Vulgaris Rubinstein's Coffin Fit See You In Hell Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Tag You're Out The Death Stars The Incontinentals Time's Champion Wancanton Winker Turning His Toes Up "You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling"

Muhammad, Ruby (Died in 2011) Born 20 March 1897  (Americus, Georgia, USA) Named "Mother of the Nation of Islam" in 1986, marking her 40th anniversary of joining the movement. Not the widow of, or even related to, its late former leader, Elijah Muhammad, as is sometimes claimed - not least by us, in our previous write-up on her! Her age is in dispute, but she's at least over 100 years of age. Beginnings of Rigor Blade Runners Criptkicker2 Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Death On The Rocks Death By Hemeloids Billy Graham Must Die Golden Oldies! Gray Panthers "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Nosoup4u! Skeleton Crew Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic

Mulamba, Ndayé Born 4 November 1948  (Kananga, Zaire (now DR of Congo)) Ex-footballer for Zaire. Only player in the history of tournament football to score all the goals for the winning nation when he scored all nine for Zaire in the 1974 African Nations Cup. Now That's What I Call Significant 2010

Müller, Herta Born 17 August 1953  (Nitchidorf, Timis County, Romania) Romanian born German writer who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2009. Nobel Loserettes

Murayama, Tomiichi Born 3 March 1924  (Oita Prefecture, Japan) Prime Minister of Japan from 1994 to 1996. Was the first Japanese PM to publicly apologise for the conduct of Japan in the Second World War. Team USA/Asia Alliance

Murdoch, Dame Elisabeth (Died in 2012) Born 8 February 1909  (Melbourne, Australia) Philanthropist and mother of Rupert Murdoch. Feng Shui Pig Fox In A Box Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party See, I Told You I Was Sick!

Murdoch, Rupert Born 11 March 1931  (Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) American media tycoon who used to be Australian, but cynically switched nationalities for business purposes. Diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2000. Kentucky Fried Genocide Noz4news See You In Hell Things & Stuff Time's Champion

Murphy, Brian Born 25 September 1933  (Ventnor, Isle of Wight, England) TV actor, best known as George Roper in "George and Mildred". The Blue And White Reaper The Norman Bates Fan Club

Murphy, Eddie Born 3 April 1961  (Brooklyn, New York City, USA) Comedian who transcended to films & made a few decent films in the 1980s, but whose recent showings have been pretty pants. Evil (not quite) Dead

Murray, Conrad Born 19 February 1953  (St Andrews, Grenada) Cardiologist and personal physician of the late Michael Jackson. Roger Mortis

Murray, Jenni Born 12 May 1950  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) TV & radio broadcaster & journalist, presenter of "Woman's Hour" on BBC Radio 4. Announced in 2006 that she had breast cancer. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Murray, Pete Born 19 September 1928  (London, England) Veteran radio DJ - one of Radio 1's original presenters when it started up in 1967. Had previously worked for Radio Luxembourg, as indeed they all seemed to do in those days. AbraCadaver One Scythe Fits All Radio Ga Ga Gone

Musharraf, Pervez Born 11 August 1943  (Delhi, India) Former President of Pakistan, who survived two assassination attempts in as many months towards the end of 2003. 1 Dead In Ohio Kackers United "M" Is The Deadliest Letter Today Is A Good Day To Die

Musial, Stan Born 21 November 1920  (Donora, Pennsylvania, USA) Legendary baseball player who enjoyed a 22-year career (1941-63) with the St Louis Cardinals. "M" Is The Deadliest Letter

Myerson, Bess Born 16 July 1924  (New York City, New York, USA) First Jewish woman to win the Miss America beauty pageant and went on to have a career as a TV personality. Later dabbled in politics. Garf Wants You To Die

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