Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2010: H

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Haarde, Geir Born 8 April 1951  (Reykjavík, Iceland) Prime Minister of Iceland from 2006 to 2009. A Pelican In The Wilderness The Newstreet Boys Death Squad

Habgood, John Born 23 June 1927  (Stony Stratford, Buckinghamshire, England) Former Bishop of Durham & Archbishop of York Diepod Shuffle Feng Shui Pig

Hackman, Gene Born 30 January 1930  (San Bernardino, California, USA) Prolific American actor. Birchy Says "Bring Out Your Dead" What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Haefner, Walter (Died in 2012) Born 13 September 1910  (Zurich, Switzerland) Businessman, race-horse breeder and car-dealer - based for a long time in Ireland. Club Carp

Haewon, Lee Born 24 February 1919  (Seoul, South Korea) Pretender to the throne of Korea. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Haf, Heulwen Born in Corwen, Denbighshire, Wales  (exact date unknown) Television presenter and alternative therapist. Born 1944. On The Box/In The Box

Haggard, Merle Born 6 April 1937  (Bakersfield, California, USA) Country music singer & songwriter. Alfred Lord Heinous Tentoesup

Hagman, Larry (Died in 2012) Born 21 September 1931  (Fort Worth, Texas, USA) Son of famous actress Mary Martin. His own career took off when he took the part of Major Anthony Nelson in the '60s US sitcom "I Dream of Jeannie", and he went on to star as J.R. Ewing in "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". An active anti-smoking campaigner, he's nevertheless not averse to the odd drink or ten, and needed a liver transplant in 1995 due to cirrhosis. Has reportedly been hitting the bottle again over the past couple of years. Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Dead Centre Of England Deadpoolers Dress re-Hearse-als I'm Nearly 80 And I'm A Sicko Lulu's Stiffs! Milksnatcher Bites The Dust!! One Way Ticket Stoke Up The Furnace I Shan't Be Long Take The Last Rite To The Mortuary The Dukes Death List II The Incontinentals Toasted Brown Bread Wishy-Washy

Haidar, Aminatou Born 24 June 1966  (Akka, Morocco) Sahrawi human rights-defender and political activist. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Haig, Alexander  Born 2 December 1924  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 20 February 2010  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Age at death: 85  (read death notice) Former US Secretary of State & Chief of Staff, and a former top military commander. Diepod Shuffle You're Dead Now, So Shut Up! Let Us Embalm You Redmyst Simpson's Stiffs

Hall, Stuart Born 25 December 1929  (Hyde, Greater Manchester, England) Uniquely eloquent sports reporter and one-time host of "It's a Knockout". Bob Marley's Doughnuts The Blue And White Reaper

Hallenga, Kristin Born 5 October 1985  (Daventry, Northamptonshire, England) Won a Pride of Britain award in October 2009 that highlighted her brave fight against Stage IV Breast cancer. Clathrate Gun Deceased Hose Hunting Halos Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Master Mind They're Dead, Y'Know! This Mortal Coil Windsor The Troll Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead!

Halliwell, Geri Born 6 August 1972  (Watford, Hertfordshire, England) "Ginger Spice" - the oldest member of the Spice Girls. Marina Predicts Your Demise!

Hallyday, Johnny Born 15 June 1943  (Cité Malesherbes, Paris, France) France's most famous rock singer. It's Grim Up North Brown Bread Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen  Dead By Dawn Death On The Rocks Dethdefying Ethnic Cleansing Hardwood Surround I Drink Your Milkshake Miss Creant Morbid United FC Moving The Goalposts Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 People I Think Might Die In 2010 United Pining For The Fjords Pop Goes The Pop Star  Slave To The Grave Stephen Hawking's Football Boots ThePoitouTeam ...the Salmon Mousse!!! Vaagheid

Halsey, Mark Born 8 July 1961  (Bolton, Lancashire, England) Premier League referee. And My Name Is Larry! 'arry-Kiri I'll Pick 'Em Till They Croak Rot In Hell John The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order They Think It's All Over. It Is Now..... This Mortal Coil VSBfromH

Hamill, Mark Born 25 September 1951  (Oakland, California, USA) Actor immortalised as Luke Skywalker in the orginal 'Star Wars' trilogy. WinR.I.P. Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

Hamilton, Christine Born 10 November 1949  (England) Wife of Conservative MP Neil Hamilton who came to prominence when she confronted rival candiate Martin Bell, when her husband was accused of taking money to ask questions in parliament. Has gone on to have something of a media career on the back of the incident, with her husband in tow... Mad Maureen

Hamilton, George Born 12 August 1939  (Memphis, Tennessee, USA) Well-tanned actor. Grim Creepers Wancanton Winker Turning His Toes Up

Hamilton, Lewis Born 7 January 1985  (Stevenage, Hertfordshire, England) F1 driver, the first black driver in Formula 1 history & in 2008, the youngest ever F1 champion. Dead Spotters

Hamilton, Richard (Died in 2011) Born 24 February 1922  (Pimlico, London, England) Pop artist, best known for his collage work. All Death Is Consolation

Hamilton, Tom Born 31 December 1951  (Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA) Bassist with rock band Aerosmith. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Hammond, Richard Born 19 December 1969  (Sollihull, West Midlands, England) Middling TV presenter who hit the headlines when he crashed a jet-powered car & sustained brain injuries. Made a rapid recovery and is back co-presenting Top Gear & testing more cars out. Expiry Date 2010 Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20

Hamner Jr, Earl Born 10 July 1923  (Schuyler, Virginia, USA) Writer and producer. Creator of 1970s hit series 'The Waltons'. Old People Smell Of Piss VSBfromH

Hankey, Ted Born 20 February 1968  (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) Darts player, former BDO World Champion in 2000 and 2009. The Death Stars

Hanks, Tom Born 9 July 1956  (Concord, California, USA) Double Oscar winning actor and star of 'Forrest Gump', 'Toy Story' and that one where he's in that asian village with John Candy. UB Dead Beauty

Hanover, Prince Ernst August of Born 26 February 1954  (Hanover, Germany) Husband of Princess Caroline of Monaco. Renowned for his foul temper, and has a conviction for GBH. Alison The Assassin One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Harald V of Norway, King Born 21 February 1937  (Skaugum, Oslo, Norway) The first King of Norway to be born in the country since 1370. Acceded to the throne on the death of his father, Olav V, in 1991. Was a member of several of Norway's Olympic sailing teams. In September 2003 it was announced that he has bladder cancer. Hardwood Surround One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Hardy, Jeff Born 31 August 1977  (Cameron, North Carolina, USA) Yet another wrestler. Hung Like Larry Holmes

Harris, Neil Born 12 July 1977  (Orsett, Essex, England) Footballer with Millwall. Diagnosed with Testicular cancer in 2001. Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

Harris, Rolf Born 30 March 1930  (Perth, Western Australia, Australia) Cartoonist, TV presenter, singer, wobble-board player and general cult hero. Absolutely incredible to think he's 80, as he still looks and sounds the same as ever. Hung Like Larry Holmes Lived So Lets Die The Grim Reapers Club... Members Only

Harry, Prince Born 15 September 1984  (Paddington, London, England) Member of the Royal Family, third in line to the throne. In 2008, he served on active frontline duty in Afghanistan. If he's on the frontline again, he'll be insurgent target number 1. His party antics at home might get him first, however… Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Why Live To 50?

Harryhausen, Ray Born 29 June 1920  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Stop-motion animation genius, best known for the months of work that produced the swordfight with an army of skeletons in his 1963 masterpiece, "Jason and the Argonauts". Checking Out By Christmas Dead, Dead And Never Called Me Mother Pool Ghoul ZZ Topped

Hart, David (Died in 2011) Date and place of birth unknown Property developer & former adviser to Margaret Thatcher. Born 1944. Daniel Faraday's Notebook Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Morbid Curiosity

Hartley, Alison Date and place of birth unknown BBC Essex presenter who has taken a sabbatical and is writing an online blog about her brain tumour, à la Ivan Noble. Born in October 1964. Dead And Dusted Luck of the Dead The Anfield Iron

Hartson, John Born 5 April 1975  (Swansea, Wales) Former Celtic and Wales footballer. 666 6feetunder The Frog Chorus And My Name Is Larry! Are You Still Dying, Darling? Ball Kicking Bucket Kickers  Baz And Barry's Burial Bonanza Birchy Says "Bring Out Your Dead" Bloody Dead Rep Brown Bread Cut Price Funerals Creamation For The Nation Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dead Loss Death On The Rocks Deceased Hose Dethdefying Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom  Ethnic Cleansing  Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC  The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Gawn. . .dead. . .planted Going Green Grendel's Graveyard Heads St Peter Tails Lucifer Hippoposthumous Hunting Halos I'm Nearly 80 And I'm A Sicko Irish Rover Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... Jims Deadbeats  Just Die Will You Kim Jong's Ill Lady Gone-Gone's Poker Fatalities Like Steve Says Its Teh Suxx Nil By Mouth Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Only Fools & Corpses Partridge As Reaper Rot In Hell John Rotters Scottish Squid Bricklaying Alamo Volunteers Seasideessexxile Forgotten But Not Gone Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Funeral Director 10 Themankini.com  They Think It's All Over. It Is Now..... This Mortal Coil Time Is NOT On Our Side! Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning! Vaagheid Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead! You Keep Hanging On You Must Be Croaking!

Harvey, Brian Born 8 August 1974  (London, England) Former front man of boy band East 17, whose already stalled career sank to a new low when he appeared on Z-list TV programme "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here". In May 2005, he managed to fall out of his car and run himself over in a bizarre apparent suicide bid, prompting "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out From Under Here" jokes. Better Late Than Never

Harwell, Ernie  Born 25 January 1918  (Washington, Georgia, USA) Died 4 May 2010  (Novi, Michigan, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Baseball commentator & announcer. Ash Cream Canadian Paul Deceased Hose Ethnic Cleansing Researched To Death Hide & Go Die I Drink Your Milkshake Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Irish Rover  Misers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Octopus of Odstock Perish, The Thought Plowing The Deep Tag You're Out  The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Unspiritualist Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy We Spin Terror

Hassel, Sven (Died in 2012) Born 19 April 1917  (Frederiksborg, Denmark) Danish Nazi soldier who wrote many books based on his & others' experiences during World War 2. People I Think Might Die In 2010 United

Hasselhoff, David Born 17 July 1952  (Baltimore, Maryland, USA) Self-fancying star of 'Knight Rider' and 'Baywatch', whose move into anodyne pop ballads made him so ludicrously popular in Germany, of all places, that he even claims they played an important part in the reunification of the country. Biologically Dead Death Stinks  Dignitas Clinicians Expiry Date 2010 Fergie's Flops Going Ready Or Not  I Drink Your Milkshake Illinois Reaper Beater 4.0 Killermoon  Mr. Yuck Slave To The Grave Star Dust Team USA/Asia Alliance The Norman Bates Fan Club Tomb Raiders

Hattersley, Roy Born 28 December 1932  (Sheffield, Yorkshire, England) Former Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, who bumbled his way through 9 years of opposition government without actually doing much. The Politigones What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Hauptman, Herbert A (Died in 2011) Born 14 February 1917  (New York City, New York, USA) Mathematician & chemist, won Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1985. Nobel Losers

Havel, Vaclav (Died in 2011) Born 5 October 1936  (Prague, Czechoslovakia (now Czech Republic)) Political dissident and human rights activist who was imprisoned 4 times, spending almost 5 years behind bars for his views. Elected President of Czechoslovakia in 1989 and President of the Czech Republic in 1992. Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tomb Raiders

Havelange, João Born 8 May 1916  (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil) President of FIFA from 1974-98 and member of the International Olympic Committee. A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Crofty's Coffin Crew Feng Shui Pig Gary Glitter's Ghoulies Weakend At Bernies The Pale Rider Soylent Dreams The Dead Certs The International Columbo Fan-Club The Terry Fenwick Benefit Select Second XI

Havoc, June  Born 8 November 1912  (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada) Died 28 March 2010  (Stamford, Connecticut, USA) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) Canadian born actress, star of "Gentleman's Agreement". Also a dancer & theatre star. Laughter Kills Pool Ghoul

Hawke, Hazel (Died in 2013) Born 20 July 1929  (Perth, Australia) Wife of former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Announced in November 2003 that she has Alzheimer's, and then, 5 minutes later, announced that she has Alzheimer's. Hide & Go Die Fox In A Box Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy

Hawking, Stephen Born 8 January 1942  (Oxford, England) Born on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death. Whilst studying at Oxford, was diagnosed with a rare and progressive neuromotor disease, which has left him in a wheelchair, talking like a Dalek. Now a world-famous theoretical physicist who specialises in studying black holes, and wrote the incomprehensible "A Brief History of Time". Recent allegations suggest that he has been regularly assaulted by his carers over a lengthy period of time. It's Grim Up North 2 Sick Not 2 Quit 5 Feet And 1 To Go 666 A Kick In The Ghoulies Alfred Lord Heinous Sparky's Spasms Barmby Moor Celebrity Stiff Stakes Beginnings of Rigor Betterdeadthanred Bluereddish Breath 'ns For Losers Brown Bread Canadian Paul Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them C.A.Daver Coffin Dodgers Ur Not! The Hartlepool Harbingers Corpse Bride Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Dead Fellas Death Stinks Death From Down Under Deathglam Industries Deathpig Death Stalks United Deceased Hose Diet Of Worms Dr Death's Diabolical Dice Of Doom Eejit Ethnic Cleansing Evil (not quite) Dead First Time Failures First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die The Forrest Lawn Jockeys Golden Oldies! Green Machine Gwynhafyr Fox In A Box I Drink Your Milkshake If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course If They're Not All Dead Then They Should Be I'll Sleep When You're Dead Impaled On The Antlers Of Doom Kennedy Driving School Kim Jong's Ill Lady Gone-Gone's Poker Fatalities Mikemcfly Misers Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Nil By Mouth Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Pining For The Fjords Prunella Vulgaris R.I.P. It Up And Start Again Rob's Racing Certs Shovelful Of Dirt STAB_in_the_DARK Stown-Dead-Market Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Dukes Death List II The Norman Bates Fan Club Wancanton Winker Turning His Toes Up Wednesday 'Til I Die Windsor The Troll WinR.I.P. Worm Farmer Zombie Nation

Hayes, Geoffrey Born 13 March 1942  (Stockport, Cheshire, England) Presenter of "Rainbow" - the children's TV show, for aeons. Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20

Hayward, Richie  Born 6 February 1946  (Clear Lake, Iowa, USA) Died 12 August 2010  (Victoria, British Colombia, Canada) Age at death: 64  (read death notice) Drummer for 1970s band Little Feat. Ethnic Cleansing The Living End Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer, Dead!

Healey, Denis Born 30 August 1917  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Bushy-eyebrowed Labour MP who rose to join Harold Wilson's Cabinet, then became Chancellor of the Exchequer, before taking his seat in the House of Lords in 1992 as Baron Healey of Riddlesden. Barmby Moor Celebrity Stiff Stakes Bob Marley's Doughnuts Dead Commons Deathlist.net Down Under The Daisies Dr Shipman's Waiting Room For Whom The Bell Tolls Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Going Green Hardwood Surround Juicy Janny Just Die Will You One Bar Gas Fire And A Tin Of Dog Food The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Politigones Tomb It May Concern

Healey, Edna  Born 14 June 1918  (Coleford, Gloucestershire, England) Died 21 July 2010  (Eastbourne, Sussex, England) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Wife of Denis Healey. Also a writer. Going Green

Heaney, Séamus (Died in 2013) Born 13 April 1939  (Bellaghy, Northern Ireland) Nobel Prize winning poet and writer. The Tomorrow People

Heatherton, Joey Born 14 September 1944  (Rockville Centre, New York, USA) Actress, dancer and singer. She's A Goner

Hebranko, Michael (Died in 2013) Born 14 May 1953  (Canarsie, New York, USA) Once one of the fattest people in the World and still a bit porky, to put it mildly. Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Heenan, Bobby Born 1 November 1940  (Beverly Hills, California, USA) American pro-wrestler/manager, nicknamed "The Brain" for possibly ironic reasons. Alfred Lord Heinous Livin' On A Prayer Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew The Funeral Director 10

Heene, Richard Born 10 September 1961  (California, USA) Amateur scientist and celebrity wannabe who's son, Falcon was said to had been swept up for miles in one of Mr Heene's helium balloons, causing a nationwide stir, before it was revealed to be a hoax in October 2009. Cave Piggy's Stiff's In Waiting

Heesters, Johannes (Died in 2011) Born 5 December 1903  (Amersfoort, Netherlands) Musical performer. Are You Still Dying, Darling? The Hartlepool Harbingers Deathpig Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drop Dead Celebration Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Fallen Sparrow Feng Shui Pig Fuckwits Arse Gray Panthers Grobler's Stiff Ones Here Today, Gone Tomorrow? Fox In A Box Misslucky .....norfolk & Good Plowing The Deep Puzlman's Passing Picks Skeleton Crew Tomb Raiders Win One For The Dead Worm Farmer You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Hefner, Hugh Born 9 April 1926  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Founder of Playboy magazine. "18 Whiskies, I Think That's The Record." Sparky's Spasms Buzzards Dead But Not Forgotten Death Stinks Deathglam Industries Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Heads St Peter Tails Lucifer I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It Illinois Reaper Beater 4.0 Marina Predicts Your Demise! Mikemcfly Not At All Well Riding The Jesus Train Take The Last Rite To The Mortuary Tazmans Hit List Team Rumsfeld Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead Wall Street Massacre Wednesday 'Til I Die What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes? Wot The Deuce

Heinz Kerry, Teresa Born 5 October 1938  (Lourenço Marques, Mozambique) Philanthropist wife of former US Presidential candiate John Kerry and widow of Heinz food company heir (and US senator) H. John Heinz III. JoeRam

Heirens, William (Died in 2012) Born 15 November 1928  (Evanston, Illinois, USA) Serial murderer, known as 'The Lipstick Killer'. Reputed to be the longest serving prisoner in the World, having been jailed since 1946. A Pelican In The Wilderness

Helu, Futa Born 17 June 1934  (Foa, Ha'apai Archipelago, Tonga) Tongan philosopher and historian. Died in February 2010 but didn't have a suitable obit. Let's Drop An Atomic Bomb On Oceania!!!

Henrik, Prince Consort Of Denmark Born 11 June 1934  (Talence, Gironde, France) Husband of the Queen of Denmark. One Less Bullet Come The Revolution

Henry, Thierry Born 17 August 1977  (Les Ulis, Essonne, France) Barcelona and France international footballer. Arsenal's record goalscorer and winner of numerous medals despite tendency to disappear in the big games. Massively blotted his copybook in November 2009 when he appeared to deliberately handle the ball in the lead up to France's winning goal in a World Cup play-off against the Republic of Ireland. The cheat. Morbid United FC

Henson, Nicky Born 12 May 1945  (London, England) Film & TV actor, most recently in "EastEnders" in the UK and "Syriana" in the US. Dead Ends The Forrest Lawn Jockeys

Henze, Hans Werner (Died in 2012) Born 1 July 1926  (Gütersloh, Germany) Left-wing composer. Wake Up & Smell The Coffin

Herer, Jack  Born 18 June 1939  (New York City, New York, USA) Died 15 April 2010  (Eugene, Oregon, USA) Age at death: 70  (read death notice) Cannabis activist who ran for President of the United States in 1988 and 1992 for the Grassroots Party. This Mortal Coil

Herman, Jerry Born 10 July 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) American composer & lyricist, mostly for Broadway shows. Pool Ghoul Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information

Hern, Warren Born in USA  (exact date unknown) American physician, specialising in late abortions. Has received threats from pro-life activists for many years. Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen

Hernandez, Genaro (Died in 2011) Born 10 May 1966  (California, USA) Former WBA & WBC Super Featherweight champion, who is now suffering from cancer. Carrion Luggage And My Name Is Larry! Sparky's Spasms Bitter Violet But I'm Not Dead Yet Hide & Go Die Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Now That's What I Call Significant 2010 The Unspiritualist You're Dead And You Know You Are

Herrera, Carmen Born 31 May 1915  (Havana, Cuba) Cuban abstract painter. Born in 1915. A Rattly Score Of Old Puffins

Herrmann, Hajo  Born 1 August 1913  (Kiel, Germany) Died 5 November 2010  (Düsseldorf, Germany) Age at death: 97  (read death notice) High ranking Nazi and former Luftwaffe bomber pilot. He later became a lawyer, defending Holocaust deniers such as David Irving. Cheeky git! Exnazis

Herzog, Werner Born 5 October 1942  (Munich, Germany) German film director & screenwriter, who has directed films both in his native land & internationally. Better Late Than Never ZZ Topped

Heseltine, Michael Born 21 March 1933  (Swansea, Wales) One-time prime mover in the Tory party, known as 'Tarzan'. Pobol Y Fedd Stop All The Clocks The Politigones

Hewitt, Jennifer Love Born 21 February 1979  (Waco, Texas, USA) Actress and singer, considered one of the World's sexiest women. First Time Failures

Hewitt, Sir Lenox Born 7 May 1917  (Red Hill, Canberra, Australia) Former Australian civil servant with a deep liasion with politics - both as Australian Cabinet Secretary and as dad to the British Labour MP, Patricia Hewitt. Doornails R Us

Hewlett, Donald (Died in 2011) Born 30 August 1922  (Northenden, Manchester, England) Actor - a staple of Perry & Croft sitcoms, including "It Ain't Half Hot Mum" and "You Rang M'Lord?", specialising in upper class types. Life Is A Terminal Illness

Hewlett, Raymond Born 24 January 1945  (Blackpool, England) Convicted paedophile and one of the suspects in the unending Madeleine McCann saga. Reportedly died in December 2009 so no points will be awarded... 'arry-Kiri Carkers Convention 2010 Daniel Faraday's Notebook Deceased Hose Eejit Master Mind Octopus of Odstock Rot In Hell John The Living End The Pale Horseman’s Passenger List For The Stygian Ferry

Hickson, Dave (Died in 2013) Born 30 October 1929  (Ellesmere Port, England) Footballer, one of a select band that have played for all three Merseyside league clubs. 6feetunder

Higgins, Alex  Born 18 March 1949  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Died 24 July 2010  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Age at death: 61  (read death notice) Irish snooker player. Famously volatile, a heavy drinker and smoker. Known as "Hurricane" due to his rapid style of play, which he adopted because he was trying to finish the frame before last orders. Carrion Luggage Bluereddish Colin's Toe Curlers Dead Centre Of England Don't Eat The Figs Fergie's Flops Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Green Machine H5N1 Hardwood Surround  Hippoposthumous I'll Sleep When You're Dead Jesus Jones Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Les Trompettes De La Mort Lord Football's Dead Corpses Nicole Kidman Is A Slag Old People Smell Of Piss Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 STAB_in_the_DARK Stiff Steaks The Anfield Iron Trojan Hearse The Final Whistle The Mighty Boosh Of Death The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead They Think It's All Over. It Is Now..... We Spin Terror Wishy-Washy

Hignell, Alistair Born 4 September 1955  (Cambridge, England) Former cricketer & rugby player, turned BBC sports broadcaster. Had to retire in 2008 due to ill-health. Johnny Foreskin And The Pullbacks Redmyst  You Keep Hanging On

Hill, Dusty Born 19 May 1949  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Lead singer of ZZ Top. ZZ Topped

Hill, Henry (Died in 2012) Born 11 June 1943  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Mobster turned FBI informant. The film "Goodfellas" is based on his life. Carrion Luggage

Hill, Steven Born 24 February 1922  (Seattle, Washington, USA) American actor - Adam Schiff in "Law and Order". Canadian Paul

Hilton, Barron Born 23 October 1927  (Dallas, Texas, USA) Businessman, hotelier & sports team owner and the poor sod who is Paris Hilton's grandfather & the man who has, much to his disgust, indirectly made her as famous as she is. Rotters

Hilton, Paris Born 17 February 1981  (New York, New York, USA) Spoilt rich kid from the Hilton hotel family, and inadvertent porn star. Bond, Elch Bond I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It Last Train To Palookaville Marina Predicts Your Demise! Why Live To 50?

Hilton, Perez Born 23 March 1978  (Miami, Florida, USA) Celebrity blogger, noted for 'outing' celebrities. Illinois Reaper Beater 4.0

Himmler, Gudrun "Puppi" Born 8 August 1929  (Munich, Germany) Daughter of Heinrich Himmler. Now runs a retirement home for ex-Waffen SS members. Exnazis Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia

Hinch, Derryn Born 9 February 1944  (New Plymouth, New Zealand) Australian media personality & journalist, mostly on the radio. Suffering from inoperable cancer. Alfred Lord Heinous Blade Runners Canadian Cadaver Dogs Researched To Death Hunting Halos It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate As A Mayfly Again! Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Skeleton Crew STAB_in_the_DARK Stiff Little Fingers Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded

Hinds, Anthony (Died in 2013) Date and place of birth unknown Film producer who worked at the Hammer film company which was founded by his father. Born 1922. Sometimes They Come Back

Hiriart, Lucía Born 10 December 1922  (Antofagasta, Chile) Widow of Chilean military dictator Augusto Pinochet. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Hirst, John Date and place of birth unknown Financier, currently being probed by the Serious Fraud Office over a £20m scam based in Majorca. Born 1950. Irish Rover

Hislop, Ian Born 13 July 1960  (Mumbles, Swansea, Wales) Broadcaster, editor of Private Eye and part of the long running satirical comedy series 'Have I Got News For You'. Oldham Gravediggers Society

Ho, Stanley Born 25 November 1921  (Hong Kong) Entrepreneur, known as the 'King of Gambling'. The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order

Hobbs, Jock (Died in 2012) Born 15 February 1960  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Former rugby All Black flanker and current chairman of New Zealand Rugby Union. Irish Rover

Hobsbawm, Eric (Died in 2012) Born 9 June 1917  (Alexandria, Egypt) Marxist historian. Blade Runners Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party .....norfolk & Good People I Think Might Die In 2010 United

Hockney, David Born 9 July 1937  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) British artist, now based in California, whose (largely autobiographical) work is often described as Pop Art, although he himself has consistently shunned this label. The Death Stars Well You're Dead Now And That's The End Of It

Hoddle, Glenn Born 27 October 1957  (Hayes, Middlesex, England) Gifted footballer turned taciturn manager. Managed and played for both England and Tottenham Hotspur as well as Chelsea and Swindon Town. Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

Hoffman, Dustin Born 8 August 1937  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Diminutive actor with a reputation for being difficult to work with. Has played a wide range of roles in his 80 or so movie and TV appearances, including a crippled street hustler in "Midnight Cowboy", a transvestite in "Tootsie" and an autistic bloke in "Rain Man". The Worst Acronym Team

Hogan, Hulk Born 11 August 1953  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) Born Terry Gene Bollea. Professional wrestler since 1978. A part in "Rocky III" and a move to the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) made him a star, and he proceeded to be at the centre of wrestling's transition from slightly suspect minority sport to multi-billion dollar camp pantomime spectacle. Hung Like Larry Holmes  Rest In Reeses Pieces

Hogan, Paul Born 8 October 1939  (Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia) Australian star of 'Crocodile Dundee' and 'The Paul Hogan Show'. Rob's Racing Certs

Hoggart, Richard Born 24 September 1918  (Leeds, Yorkshire, England) UK academic, specialising in sociology & popular culture. Played a starring role in the "Lady Chatterley's Lover" obscenity trial in 1960. Fergie's Flops They're Dead, Y'Know!

Holbrook, Hal Born 17 February 1925  (Cleveland, Ohio, USA) Veteran US actor, mostly on stage, but with some memorable film appearances too. Noz4news ZZ Topped

Hollingworth, Clare Born 10 October 1911  (Knighton, Powys, Wales) Former journalist who made her name as a war correspondent during WWII. Blade Runners Carkers Convention 2010

Holm, Celeste (Died in 2012) Born 29 April 1917  (New York, New York, USA) Film actress;- "All About Eve", "Gentleman's Agreement" etc. I’m Ready For My Funeral Mr. DeMille Simpson's Stiffs You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today -- Are You Dead?

Holm, Ian Born 12 September 1931  (Goodmayes, Essex, England) Actor - played Bilbo Baggins in the "Lord of the Rings" films. Moving The Goalposts They're Dead, Y'Know!

Holmes, Eamonn Born 3 December 1959  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Rotund & genial host of many a light entertainment programme. The O'Shannon Wee J's Man

Holmes, Katie Born 18 December 1978  (Toledo, Ohio, USA) Actress, who hit fame via the US teen drama 'Dawson's Creek'. Now married to Tom Cruise. Last Train To Palookaville

Holness, Bob (Died in 2012) Born 12 November 1928  (Vryheid, Natal, South Africa) Presenter of cult TV quiz "Blockbusters". Once played James Bond in a South African radio dramatisation of "Moonraker". Good job it wasn't televised. AbraCadaver Drop Dead Celebration Final Curtain One Scythe Fits All Return To Sender Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Honecker, Margot Born 17 April 1927  (Halle, Germany) Widow of ex-East German dictator Erich. Also a politician in her own right, she now lives in Chile. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Honeycombe, Gordon Born 27 September 1936  (Karachi, India) Indian-born but British TV newsreader who has now emigrated to Australia. Here's The News...your Dead!

Hope, David Born 14 April 1940  (Wakefield, Yorkshire, England) Baron Hope of Thornes. Archbishop of York from 1995 to 2005. Going Underground

Hope, Dolores (Died in 2011) Born 27 May 1909  (The Bronx, New York, USA) Former singer and widow of the late Bob Hope, having been married to him for 69 years. A Kick In The Ghoulies But I'm Not Dead Yet Canadian Paul Eternity Tours First Time Failures A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 Fuckwits Arse Billy Graham Must Die Harry Patch's Love Child Let's Have A Look At The Old Graveyard - Nice To See Me... Old People Party Of 20 Perish, The Thought Phreebyrd  Puzlman's Passing Picks Skeleton Crew We'reAllGonnaDie! Win One For The Dead Worm Farmer

Hopkins, Sir Anthony Born 31 December 1937  (Margam, Port Talbot, Wales) Film, TV & stage actor, best known for being Hannibal Lecter in 3 films. Roadkill Wombats The Norman Bates Fan Club

Hopper, Dennis  Born 17 May 1936  (Dodge City, Kansas, USA) Died 29 May 2010  (Venice, California, USA) Age at death: 74  (read death notice) Film actor who starred in, as well as directing and co-writing, the 1969 classic "Easy Rider". It's Grim Up North A Kick In The Ghoulies Alfred Lord Heinous 'arry-Kiri Asadoornail Ash Cream  Brown Bread Canadian Paul C.A.Daver Short Distance Clara Daniel Faraday's Notebook Dead But Not Forgotten Deader Than A Dead Thing Death Stinks Deceased Hose Dress re-Hearse-als Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eternity Tours Falling Off The Pearch Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew A Dead Flange In Time Scores 9 Going Ready Or Not Hide & Go Die Fox In A Box I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course I'm Nearly 80 And I'm A Sicko It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It It's Worse Than That, He's Dead Jim! Like Steve Says Its Teh Suxx Lord Football's Dead Corpses Master Mind Meet Your Maker Misers Miss Creant  Octopus of Odstock On The Box/In The Box Partridge As Reaper Rot In Hell John Scottish Squid Bricklaying Alamo Volunteers Sexystf  Sometimes They Come Back Star Dust Stiffer Steaks Stop Coughin' Or I'll Put You In One! Team USA/Asia Alliance The End of the World As We Know It They're Dead, Y'Know! This Mortal Coil Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy Vaagheid Windsor The Troll Win One For The Dead Tims Terminal Twenty ZZ Topped

Horn, Roy Born 3 October 1944  (Nordenham, Germany) One half of the camp spectacle that is Siegfried & Roy. Was mauled on stage by one of their trademark white tigers in October 2003, allegedly after it mistook a big-haired woman in the front row for a lion and tried to drag him away from her. He suffered multiple injuries, serious blood loss and a stroke, and spent 3 months in hospital; the show has been cancelled indefinitely. Picktons Pork Pies Tentoesup

Horne, Lena  Born 30 June 1917  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) Died 9 May 2010  (New York City, New York, USA) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Jazz singer who sang 'Stormy Weather' and was a pioneer among African-American performers. Singing in the Cotton Club by the age of 16. Grim McGraw I’m Ready For My Funeral Mr. DeMille Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Pool Ghoul Pushing The Envelope

Horne, Marilyn Born 16 January 1934  (Bradford, Pennsylvania, USA) American opera singer, now suffering from cancer. JoeRam The Anfield Iron

Horsfield, Geoff Born 1 November 1973  (Barnsley, Yorkshire, England) Footballer, a striker who had all the grace of a donkey & speed of a sloth, yet still managed to score no end of goals for a host of clubs. Battled and seemingly overcame testicular cancer. Finbarr Returns From The Dead FC

Horsley, John Born in Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, England  (exact date unknown) Profilic character actor, mostly on sitcoms, including most notably, "Reginald Perrin" and "You Rang M'Lord?". Born 1915. The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment

House, Sir David (Died in 2012) Born 8 August 1922  (place of birth unknown) Lieutenant General Sir David George House GCB, KCVO, CBE, MC. Commanding officer in Northern Ireland during the Troubles and later held the postiton of Black Rod in the House of Lords. Barmby Moor Celebrity Stiff Stakes

Houston, Glyn Born 24 October 1926  (Rhondda Valley, Wales) Welsh actor, in numerous TV series over the years. Pobol Y Fedd

Houston, Whitney (Died in 2012) Born 9 August 1963  (East Orange, New Jersey, USA) Singer who claims to have been influenced by soul and R&B, and indeed is the daughter of gospel/blues singer Cissy Houston and niece of Dionne Warwick, although to listen to her brand of anodyne mass-market pop, you'd never guess. Has a famously rocky marriage to fellow singer Bobby Brown, and was erroneously reported dead in September 2001. I Kissed A Corpse And I Liked It Lived So Lets Die Maybe Poppin' Their Clogs  UB Dead Beauty The Chacks You’re A Goner

Howard, Barry Born 9 July 1937  (Nottingham, England) Hi-di-Hi actor, the deadpan & dour male dance instructor. Recently popped up in 'Doctor Who'. Short Distance Clara

Howard, Michael Born 7 July 1941  (Llanelli, Wales) Barrister and Tory MP, who was Home Secretary in John Major's government, and in November 2003 was elected leader of the Conservative Party. Mad Maureen's Wishlist

Howe, Darcus Born in Trinidad & Tobago  (exact date unknown) Controversial broadcaster, writer and activist. If he was to die this year, he'd probably blame Whitey. Born 1943. For Whom The Bell Tolls  See You In Hell

Howe, Geoffrey Born 20 December 1926  (Port Talbot, Glamorgan, Wales) Former Chancellor of the Exchequer between 1979 & 1983. One of Margaret Thatcher's closest allies, his resignation from her cabinet in 1990 not only brought her downfall a few weeks later, but was one of the finest resignation speeches of all time. 6feetunder Alive And (only just) Kicking Dead Commons Pobol Y Fedd The Blue And White Reaper

Howe, Gordie Born 31 March 1928  (Floral, Saskatchewan, Canada) Former top ice hockey player, a legend in North America. Phinious Fog

Hoxha, Nexhmije Born 7 February 1921  (Bitola, Macedonia) Widow of Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha. Widows - Following Their Husbands

Hucknall, Mick Born 8 June 1960  (Manchester, England) Lead singer of Simply Red and a bit of an arse. Roadkill Wombats

Hudd, Roy Born 16 May 1936  (Croydon, Surrey, England) Actor & comedian on TV, theatre, radio & film - one of the more popular names from music hall past still around today. Oldham Gravediggers Society Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead

Hudson, Alan Born 21 June 1951  (Chelsea, London, England) Cultured former Chelsea, Stoke & England footballer who has hit hard times since his playing days ended. The Grateful Dead

Hughes, Nerys Born 8 November 1941  (Rhyl, Denbighshire, Wales) Actress/presenter/entertainer, who starred in "The Liver Birds". Pobol Y Fedd

Humperdinck, Engelbert Born 2 May 1936  (Madras, India) British singer, born Arnold Dorsey.Famously beat the Beatles to No 1 in 1967 with 'Please Release Me'. Cheesy but very popular, like Quavers. Lulu's Stiffs!

Humphries, Barry Born 17 February 1934  (Kew, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) Australian comic actor of Dame Edna Everage and Sir Les Patterson fame. For Whom The Bell Tolls Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Green Machine Trojan Hearse The Incontinentals What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Sand Dunes?

Humphrys, John Born 17 August 1943  (Splott, Cardiff, Wales) Uncompromising interviewer on Radio 4's 'Today' programme and quizmaster of 'Mastermind'. Became a father at 56 in 2000. Globaltruth

Hung, Sammo Born 7 January 1952  (Hong Kong) Actor and martial artist who starred in the TV series 'Martial Law' which Channel 5 used to show, like all the time... Team USA/Asia Alliance

Hunt, Roger Born 20 July 1938  (Golborne, Lancashire, England) Liverpool F.C's all-time leading league goalscorer and one of the heroes of England's 1966 World Cup win. X-Pyred

Huntley, Ian Born 31 January 1974  (Grimsby, Lincolnshire, England) School caretaker who murdered two 10-year-old girls in Soham, Cambridgeshire, in August 2002. Was sentenced in December 2003 to two terms of life imprisonment, and it was revealed after his trial that he had previously been accused of a string of sex crimes. Some DDPers feel that his chances of survival in prison aren't looking too good... Alive And (only just) Kicking A Taste Of Thursday Afternoon Birchy Says "Bring Out Your Dead" Daisy Pushers Dead Beats Dead Centre Of England Dead Dogs Won't Play Fetch Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Gone Too Soon...x Gravediggers83 Hung Like Larry Holmes It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Mad Maureen's Wishlist Picktons Pork Pies Rotters Satans Little Helper The Anfield Iron The Chacks The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury Wednesday 'Til I Die

Hurd, Douglas Born 8 March 1930  (Marlborough, Wiltshire, England) Former diplomat, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary under the Thatcher and Major governments, but all that most people know (or care) about him is that his name is rhyming slang for a third-class university degree. Hippoposthumous The Tomorrow People

Husky, Ferlin (Died in 2011) Born 3 December 1925  (Flat River, Missouri, USA) Country-pop singer, very popular in the 1950s. 'arry-Kiri The End of the World As We Know It The Living End Widnes Vikings

Hussain, Qari Born 6 December 1988  (South Waziristan, Pakistan) Lieutenant for the Taliban in Pakistan, working alongside his cousin Hakimullah Mehsud. Going Underground Stiff & the Tears

Hutchinson, Jeremy Born 28 March 1915  (Lullington, Sussex, England) Lawyer & member of the Arts Council. Also formerly married to the actress, Dame Peggy Ashcroft. Annus Horribilis

Hutchinson, Paul  Date and place of birth unknown Died 10 October 2010  (Nottingham, England) Age at death: 52  (read death notice) Father of four who in 2009, admitted murdering schoolgirl Colette Aram in 1983. Incidentially, this crime was the first murder case to be featured on the long-running BBC series 'Crimewatch'. Born 1958. The Worst Acronym Team

Huxley, Sir Andrew Born 22 November 1917  (Hampstead, London, England) Nobel Prize-winning physiologist and biophysicist. Grobler's Stiff Ones Nobel Losers Inquilinekea/Simfish Time Is NOT On Our Side!

Hynde, Chrissie Born 7 September 1951  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Singer, former lead singer of "The Pretenders". Ohio And Goodbye-O

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