Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2014: P

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Pagano, Chuck Born 2 October 1960  (Boulder, Colorado, USA) American Football coach. Diagnosed with leukemia in 2012. Bloody Dead Rep

Page, Greg Born 16 January 1972  (Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) Australian musician and children's TV entertainer. Stopped working due to ill health in November 2006. 2 Sick Not 2 Quit They're All Dead Dave

Page, Jimmy Born 9 January 1944  (Heston, Middlesex, England) Guitarist, member of the Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin. Death To All But Metal And Schumacher

Page, Tim Born 25 May 1944  (Tunbridge Wells, Kent, England) British photojournalist whose exploits in the Vietnam War and wired personality was in part the inspiration for Dennis Hopper's character in 'Apocalypse Now'. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Paget, Debra Born 19 August 1933  (Denver, Colorado, USA) Hollywood actress who later became a born-again christian. MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality

Pahlavi, Princess Ashraf Born 26 October 1919  (place of birth unknown) Twin sister of the last Shah of Iran, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi. Kept a low profile since the Iranian Revolution of 1979. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Imgone, Solong People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Toetag4U

Pahor, Boris Born 28 August 1913  (Trieste, Slovenia) One of Slovenia's most important authors. Garf Wants You To Die Lucky Pete Toetag4U

Paige, Janis Born 16 September 1922  (Tacoma, Washington, USA) Film and television actress. Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn if You Die Naked Florida Gravediggers

Paige, Yasmin Born 24 June 1991  (London, England) Young British actress from 'The Sarah-Jane Adventures' and 'Pramface' amongst others. The 90's Are Dead

Paisley, Eileen Born in Belfast  (exact date unknown) Wife of Norn Iron motormouth Ian Paisley. Born 1934. Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage

Paisley, Rev Ian  Born 6 April 1926  (Armagh, Northern Ireland) Died 12 September 2014  (Belfast, Northern Ireland) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Loud-mouthed leader of Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party and loud-mouthed leader of Northern Ireland's Free Presbyterian Church. Not to be confused with his son - Ian Paisley, Jr. - who is also a member of the DUP. Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty The Frog Chorus A Happy Death Edna Krabappel's Great School In The Sky A Pelican In The Wilderness Beyond A Little Peaky Black Penguins Of Doom Body Snatcher's Body-Count Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Crazycarl Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead And Deader Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Dead Ends Deathlist.net Eejit Erith Sickos  The Forest Lawn Jockeys Funeral Holmes George Lass and the Gravelings Grendel's Graveyard Guild Of Master Reapers I Can't Believe They're Not Deader I'll Sleep When You're Dead Imgone, Solong Jesus Jones Jim's Deadbeats Johnny B Dead L00ney51 Last Gasp Saloon Latchfords Last Legs Live Forever With Line 5 Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage Lady Cadaver's Lover Noodle Squad .....Norfolk & Good Northern Foxiles Only Fools & Corpses Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 The Waiting List Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Sick Scouser In Black STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Chemo Sabee Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Bedsoring '20s The British (D)i(e)sles The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Grateful Dead Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over The Lady's Not Returning The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Misfortune Tellers The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Politicorpses They're All Dead Dave This Mortal Coil Tottering Hotspurs You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper

Palahniuk, Chuck Born 21 February 1962  (Pasco, Washington, USA) Novelist and essayist best known for his 1996 novel 'Fight Club', which later made into a film. Evergreen State Of Decay

Palmer, Arnold Born 10 September 1929  (Latrobe, Pennsylvania, USA) Golf maestro, whose business interests include Arnold Palmer Enterprises, the Palmer Course Design Company, the Arnold Palmer Golf Management Company, and the Arnold Palmer Golf Academy. Aye, they're off the fags alright Jesus Jones Tarby, You're Toast! Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive NoNelsonThisYear

Palmer, Betsy Born 1 November 1926  (East Chicago, Indiana, USA) Actress and panel game guest extraordinaire. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs

Palmer, Geoffrey Born 4 June 1927  (London, England) Sour-faced comic actor, appeared in 'Butterflies' and 'As Time Goes By'. Also narrator of the series 'Grumpy Old Men'. Geneva Blues You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Palmolive, (musician) Born 3 January 1955  (Granada, Spain) Spanish-born drummer for punk pioneers The Slits and The Raincoats. Random ipod Shuffle

Pane, Mikill Born in London, England  (exact date unknown) English rapper who collaborated with the best-selling Ed Sheeran. Random ipod Shuffle

Papandreou, Margaret Date and place of birth unknown Mother of former Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou. Family Business - Related To Death

Papoulias, Karolos Born 4 June 1929  (Ioannina, Greece) President of Greece since 2005. Serving Heads Of State

Pardo, Don  Born 22 February 1918  (Westfield, Massachusetts, USA) Died 18 August 2014  (Tuscon, Arizona, USA) Age at death: 96  (read death notice) US radio & television announcer for over 60 years. Grim Sleeper Imgone, Solong Latchfords Last Legs Laughter Kills

Parfitt, Rick Born 12 October 1948  (Woking, Surrey, England) Status to Francis Rossi's Quo; the pair of them have been belting out three-chord tricks since the 1960s, and continue to wear only blue jeans, white trainers and T-shirts. Death To All But Metal And Schumacher

Parker, Pauline Born 26 May 1938  (Christchurch, New Zealand) Woman who with her friend Juliet Hulme murdered her mother in 1954. Their intense friendship and murder plot was later made into a movie, 'Heavenly Creatures', directed by Peter Jackson. Death At The Movies

Parker, Trey Born 19 October 1969  (Conifer, Colorado, USA) Animator, writer and co-creator of cult cartoon series 'South Park', which was fashionable in about 1999. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

Parker Anderson, Dale Date and place of birth unknown "Emperor" of the declared micronation of the Gay & Lesbian Kingdom of the Cora Sea Islands. Why didn't he just move to Hebden Bridge like the others? Born 1965. Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten

Parker Bowles, Camilla Born 17 July 1947  (Plumpton, Sussex, England) Prince Charles's wrinkly bit on the side. Deathglam Industries

Parkinson, Cecil Born 1 September 1931  (Carnforth, Lancashire) Former Conservative cabinet minister whose designs for the top job were fatally undermined when it was revealed in 1983 that he had fathered a lovechild from his former secretary. Black Penguins Of Doom Dead Commons Iron Lacky

Parkinson, Gary Born 10 January 1968  (Thornaby, Yorkshire, England) Ex-footballer. Former Middlesbrough FC and Burnley FC right back. Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Sudden Death

Parkinson, Michael Born 28 March 1935  (Cudworth, South Yorkshire, England) Jovial Northern TV chat show host. Don't Eat The Figs I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Pickton's Pork Pies Puzlman's Passing Picks Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders The Honey Trap Taking the Michael Team Serious Effort Part 2 The Dead Cows The Man In Black's "...it's 'im off the telly!" There Or Thereabouts

Parkinson, Robin Born 25 October 1929  (Coventry, England) Actor who some might recognise for his appearances in oodles of sitcoms and that slightly stuttering delivery he used to do. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Parra, Nicanor Born 5 September 1914  (San Fabián de Alico, Chile) Chilean mathematician and poet. Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood

Parrondo, Gil Born 17 June 1921  (Luarca, Asturias, Spain) Film art director who con Oscars in consecutive years (1970 & 71) for art direction in 'Patton' and then 'Nicholas and Alexandra'. Kentucky Fried Genocide

Parseghian, Ara Born 21 May 1973  (Akron, Ohio, USA) American Football coach for Notre Dame from 1964-74. Imgone, Solong

Parsons, Estelle Born 20 November 1927  (Marblehead, Massachusetts, USA) American actress who was nominated for an Oscar in 1967 for playing Blanche in 'Bonnie & Clyde'. Also known for playing Roseanne's bisexual mother in the sitcom 'Roseanne'. The Final Curtaincall

Parsons, Nicholas Born 10 October 1923  (Grantham, Lincolnshire, England) Presenter of numerous TV & radio programmes over the past 40 years or so. 20 Nongon Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty Dead And Dusted 2 Dress re-Hearse-als Fireball Jesus Jones Question Or Terminate? Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice The Misfortune Tellers

Pärt, Arvo Born 11 September 1935  (Paide, Järva County, Estonia) Estonian classical music composer. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

Parton, Dolly Born 19 January 1946  (Sevierville, Tennessee, USA) Country music singer whose name was used for the first cloned sheep because its genetic material was taken from a mammary gland. Random ipod Shuffle

Pasco, Richard  Born 18 July 1926  (London, England) Died 12 November 2014  (Warwickshire, England) Age at death: 88  (read death notice) Actor. According to the team who picked him: "Veteran theatre actor with the RSC and the National, he appeared in the original production of The Entertainer opposite Lawrence Olivier". He is married to Barbara Leigh-Hunt who played Lady Catherine de Burgh Unusual Suspects

Pate, Rupert Born 6 September 1917  (Goldsboro, North Carolina, USA) American football player who played offensive lineman for the Chicago Cardinals and Philadelphia Eagles. Imgone, Solong

Patrick, Butch Born 2 August 1953  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Former child actor, known for playing Eddie Munster in 1960s sitcom 'The Munsters'. Sid And Marty Coffin

Patrick, Robert Born 5 November 1958  (Marietta, Georgia, USA) Actor who like it or not will always be known for his role as T-1000 in 'Terminator 2'. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs

Pattakos, Stylianos Born 8 November 1912  (Rethymno Prefecture, Crete, Greece) One of the principle leaders of the Greek military junta from 1967 to 1974. Inquilinekea/Simfish

Patten, Marguerite Born 4 November 1915  (Bath, Somerset, England) Cooking writer and arguably the first TV celebrity chef. CoffinItUp

Patterson, Pat Born 19 January 1941  (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) WWE wrestler. Kaufmann Dies And They Live Fuckin A

Pattinson, Robert Born 13 May 1986  (London, England) Actor, Cedric Diggory in the 'Harry Potter' films. Now wowing the ladies as Edward Cullen in the 'Twilight' series of vampire films. The Swiss Family Roberts - Gone What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Pavlow, Muriel Born 27 June 1921  (Lee, Kent, England) Veteran British actress of stage, screen & TV. Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Papaoutai Temps

Paxman, Jeremy Born 11 May 1950  (Leeds, England) Waspish presenter of 'Newsnight' who famously asked the same question to former Home Secretary Michael Howard 12 times in 1997. Retired from the Newsnight hotseat in June 2014. Question Or Terminate?

Payne, Cynthia Born 24 December 1932  (Bognor, Sussex, England) Brothel madam whose clients included various high-profile celebrities, including (of course) MPs. As a result of the notoriety gained by her 1980 court case, two films ('Personal Services' and 'Wish You Were Here') were made about her life. Death At The Movies

Payne, Keith Born 30 August 1933  (Ingham, Queensland, Australia) VC holder, who won it during the Vietnam war. Also fought in Korea and Dhofar. They All End Up Smelling The Same, Anyway

Payne, Sara Born in Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England  (exact date unknown) Mother of the murdered Sarah Payne and campaigner for the right for people to know where convicted paedophiles live. Born 1969. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury

Peacock, Trevor Born 19 May 1931  (London, England) Actor best known as the absent-minded Jim Trott in 'The Vicar of Dibley'. Sons Daniel and Harry are also actors. To Die Or Not To Die?

Pedroza, Eusebio Born 2 March 1953  (Panama City, Panama) Former WBA featherweight champion, famously beaten by Barry McGuigan in 1985. Muertos

Pegg, Simon Born 14 February 1970  (Brockworth, Gloucestershire, England) Actor and screenwriter - of 'Spaced', 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Hot Fuzz' fame. Simon Says You're Dead

Pei, I. M. Born 26 April 1917  (Guangzhou, China) Architect - has designed all sorts of stuff, including the Louvre Pyramid in Paris. 1 Dead In Ohio All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Diepod Shuffle Lucky Pete Weakend At Bernies Naked Florida Gravediggers Nervous Nineties NoSoup4U! Old People Party Of 20 Inquilinekea/Simfish Tarkinator Time's-Up Team Welshman

Pelé, (footballer) Born 23 October 1940  (Tres Coracoes, Brazil) Legendary Brazilian footballer - many say the greatest player ever. Manaus Madness Under-Soil Greeting

Pellar, Ronald Date and place of birth unknown Hypnotist and convicted fraudster, once married to Lana Turner. Born 1929. ...and Its Goodnight From Him

Pemberton, Victor Born 10 October 1931  (place of birth unknown) TV writer most notably of 'Doctor Who' in the 1960s where he introduced the sonic screwdriver. Is There a Doctor in the House?

Penn, June Born in Brighton, East Sussex, England  (exact date unknown) Astrologer in TV & radio. Born around 1928. Drop Dead Celebration

Penrose, Roger Born 8 August 1931  (Colchester, Essex, England) Mathematician. john_thomas_alerdice Roger And Out

Peres, Shimon Born 2 August 1923  (Vishniova, Belarus) Born in what used to be Poland, but is now Belarus, Peres is the respected elder statesman of Israel politics, twice former Prime Minister and Prsident from 2007-14. Dead Is Dead Falling Off The Perch Lead, Follow and Die This Year Nobel Laureates Serving Heads Of State The Funky Faz's Crypt Of Chortles Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded You Ain't Seen Me, Right?

Pérez de Cuéllar, Javier Born 19 January 1920  (Lima, Peru) Former secretary-general of the UN, 1982-91. Death By Hemeloids Lucky Pete Pearly Gates Stee Grah The Newstreet Boys Death Squad We're All Gonna Die!

Perkins, Elizabeth Born 18 November 1960  (Queens, New York, USA) Film actress. Jellydead

Perlman, Ron Born 13 April 1950  (New York City, New York, USA) Distinctive-looking actor who starred in the 'Beauty and the Beast' TV series before moving into films. Deathglam Industries

Peron, Isabel Born 4 February 1931  (La Rioja, Argentina) Third wife of Juan, former President of Argentina & Isabel herself was President between 1974 & 1976. Coattails To The Grave Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Pearly Gates The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper

Perot, H. Ross Born 27 June 1930  (Texarkana, Texas, USA) Billionaire American businessman, who also ran for Presidency of the United States in 1992 & 1996. Cashier Number 84 Please! Circling The Drain Kennedy Driving School

Perry, Jimmy Born 9 September 1923  (Barnes, London, England) English comedy writer, originally an actor, but then, along with David Croft, wrote & produced many of Britain's favourite sitcoms. Jesus Jones We're Not Feeling Too Well (I Hope!!!!!)

Perry, Katy Born 25 October 1984  (Santa Barbara, California, USA) Successful recording artist who was briefly married to comedian Russell Brand. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Perry, Lee "Scratch" Born 20 March 1936  (St Mary's, Jamaica, West Indies) Barely sane but hugely influential reggae man. Deadies

Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Born 16 December 1962  (Aiken, South Carolina, USA) Hulking defensive lineman for the Chicago Bears American football team that won the Super Bowl in 1986. All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Carne And Sarne, Plus Eighteen Reading Out The Will Ready To Die(t) Worm Farmer

Perryman, Steve Born 21 December 1951  (London, England) Former Tottenham Hostpur captain and England one-cap wonder. Sudden Death

Persoff, Nehemiah Born 2 August 1919  (Jerusalem, Palestine Mandate (now Israel)) Palestine-born American character actor. Obituarynotice

Peters, Evan Born 20 January 1987  (St. Louis, Missouri, USA) Actor from TV anthology series 'American Horror Story'. What Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives?

Peters, Martin Born 8 November 1943  (Plaistow, London, England) Former West Ham, Tottenham Hotspur and Norwich City midfielder. One of the "Boys of '66", the England team that won the World Cup which is becoming ever more poigniantly further away from memory... Manaus Madness

Peters, Mary Born 6 July 1939  (Halewood, Lancashire, USA) Olympic gold-winning multi-eventer whose success in 1972 paved the way for the likes of Daley Thompson, Denise Lewis and Jessica Ennis-Hill to follow. Vive La Mort

Peters, Mike Born 25 February 1959  (Prestatyn, Wales) Lead singer of The Alarm. Pop Goes The Pop Star Taking the Michael

Peters, Roberta Born 4 May 1930  (New York City, New York, USA) American soprano opera singer. Bob

Peterson, Gervase Born 2 November 1969  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Reality TV contestant. Bet on Black!

Petrosino, Mike Date and place of birth unknown Young man from Salem with cancer. Died in February and has about as much chance of geting an obit as I have of growing a third bollock... People I Think Might Die In 2014 United

Petrov, Stiliyan Born 5 July 1979  (Montana, Bulgaria) Cancer-stricken former midfielder for Aston Villa FC. Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders Under-Soil Greeting

Pettit, Bob Born 12 December 1932  (Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA) Retired basketball player. Played for the Milwaukee Hawks/St. Louis Hawks from 1954-65. Die You On The Bayou

Petty, Richard Born 2 July 1937  (Level Cross, North Carolina, USA) NASCAR driver, winner of the Daytona 500 a record 7 times amongst other achievements. Illinois Reaper Beater 8.0

Phelps, Fred Waldron  Born 13 November 1929  (Meridian, Mississippi, USA) Died 19 March 2014  (Topeka, Kansas, USA) Age at death: 84  (read death notice) Pastor of a controversial independent US church, a well-known (in the US anyhow) hater of homosexuals & their rights. See You In Hell Tomb It May Concern

Philbin, Regis Born 25 August 1931  (New York City, New York, USA) Talk show host, game show host & presenter - on a host of shows since the 1960s & one of America's most famous & most popular TV personalities. Vive La Mort

Philip, Prince Born 10 June 1921  (Villa Mon Repos, Corfu, Greece) Gaffe-prone "Phil the Greek" also has Danish and German blood. It's Grim Up North 20 Nongon 50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Amanita Virosa Ambledown Ash Cream The Choir Invisibule 2014 Black Penguins Of Doom Bladerunner Body Snatcher's Body-Count Worm Fodder Breathless In Seattle Brown Bananas Brown Bread Bxboy422 By Royal Appointment  Catherine Chelski Pensioners C.A.Daver Coattails To The Grave Coffin Fit Bury My Stiff Compost Corner Creme De La Crem Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Dance On Your Grave DDP Tofoa Dead And Don't Know It Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders  Deadies Dead Loss Dead Spotters  Death Grips Await Death Stinks Death By Hemeloids Death Can Be Funny Deathglam Industries Deathlist.net Deathpig Death Stalks United Diepod Shuffle Dress re-Hearse-als Drop Dead Celebration Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Embalmy Army 2014 "Emergency, Which Death Please…" Erith Sickos Gag Slow And Die Geneva Blues George Lass and the Gravelings Billy Graham Must Die Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper Gwynhafyr Hangman's XX Hippoposthumous House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Hunting Halos I Can't Believe They're Not Deader  I Couldn't Eat Another Bite I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here I Told You I Was Ill I Told You They Were Sick! It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Jesus Jones The House of Luck JoeRam Jumptheshark 5.0 Kendoddsdadsdogsdead They're Loving Angels Instead Last Orders  Lead, Follow and Die This Year Lidders Late Lamentables Live Forever With Line 5 Living In A Box Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage Mave's Graves Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mercarte Tarby, You're Toast! MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality Moldy Oldies Morbid United FC Mortem Omnibus Mourning Glory Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Naked Florida Gravediggers Lady Cadaver's Lover Noodle Squad Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club Northern Foxiles Not Well No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Obituaries 'R' Us Old People Party Of 20 Only Fools & Corpses Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Pickett's Popped Off Picks PRFT Puzlman's Passing Picks Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be) Carrie in the Nidge Roll Over Robbo Rotting Kanzlerin The Honey Trap Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 Seasideessexxile Sick Scouser In Black Sleeping With The Fishes Snuff's Enough  Sonnys Suicide Solutions Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Spongebob Ate My Hamster Squanto's Revenge Stairway To Heaven Stan's Specs Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks Stone Dead Cert Tango Uniform The Anfield Iron The British (D)i(e)sles The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers Not Sleeping Just Bloody Dead The End of the World As We Know It The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grateful Dead The Lady's Not Returning The Lovegrove The Misfortune Tellers Down Like A Clown The Number Of The Beast There Or Thereabouts The Grim Grampian Reapers Third Time Unluckies Toasted Brown Bread Today Is A Good Day To Die!  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Tottering Hotspurs Vive La Mort Walking Dead  When You've Gotta Go, You'Ve Gotta Go Where's My Damn List? Who Turned Out The Lights? Won't Shed A Tear Worm Farmer Wot The Deuce Wrong But Right 2014 You Can't Die If You're Already Dead, Darling You Must Be Croaking! Zombie Nation

Phillips, Leslie Born 20 April 1924  (Tottenham, London, England) Comic actor who inherited the 'Doctor in...' role from Dirk Bogarde and appeared in a number of the 'Carry on...' films. Apparently he also plays the voice of "The Sorting Hat" in the 'Harry Potter' movies, whatever that means. And It's Goodnight From Him Breathless In Seattle Chelski Pensioners Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Deadies Carry On Up To The Crem! Fuck 'Em All Geneva Blues Jesus Jones Juicy Janny Living In A Box Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour NoNelsonThisYear Windsor's OBE Pickett's Popped Off Picks PRFT Psychic Hitman Shuffled Off Simply Dead Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers Stan's Specs Team Cat AIDS Team John Thomas The Misfortune Tellers Down Like A Clown To Die Or Not To Die? Windsor The Troll

Phillips, Phil Born 14 March 1926  (Lake Charles, Louisiana, USA) American singer and songwriter best known for his 1959 hit 'Sea of Love'. Random ipod Shuffle

Philpott, Mick Date and place of birth unknown Notorious multi-fathering benefit scrounger, jailed in 2013 for the manslaughter of half his brood when a plot to discredit his mistress ended in tragedy. Born 1956. Dress re-Hearse-als Old Lags And Old Slags Pickton's Pork Pies

Picardo, Robert Born 27 October 1953  (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA) Actor best known as the holographic Doctor in 'Star Trek: Voyager'. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs

Piccoli, Michel Born 27 December 1925  (Paris, France) Veteran French film actor. Buried By HHH

Pickles, Eric Born 20 April 1952  (Keighley, Yorkshire, England) Bumptious Conservative cabinet minister. Mourning Glory Ready To Die(t)

Piersall, Jimmy Born 14 November 1929  (Waterbury, Connecticut, USA) American baseball player whose battle with bipolar disorder was the subject of the book and film 'Fear Strikes Out'. Death At The Movies

Piggott, Lester Born 5 November 1935  (Wantage, Berkshire, England) Unusually tall (5'8") jockey, nine times winner of the Epsom Derby, who was often lampooned for his odd speech impediment, and did time for tax evasion. Dead And Dusted Death Sings Our Name Say Hello To The Angels Toast of the Turf

Pilbeam, Nova Born 15 November 1919  (Wimbledon, London, England) Highly successful teenage actress of the 1930s whose popularity waned thereafter. Dial D For Deadpool People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda

Pinal, Silvia Born 12 September 1931  (Guaymas, Sonora, Mexico) Mexican film actress. Muertos

Pincher, Chapman  Born 29 March 1914  (India) Died 5 August 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Journalist & novelist, an expert on spy & espionage. 20 Nongon  50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Crofty's Coffin Crew Dead And Dusted 2 Dead Loss Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig Weakend At Bernies Mr. Yuck .....Norfolk & Good Northern Foxiles The Grateful Dead Szaboss!! Unusual Suspects You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Pineda, Rafael Born in Cuba  (exact date unknown) Cuban-American TV journalist and anchor. Life's Obituary

Pinsent, Gordon Born 12 July 1930  (Grand Falls, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada) Canadian actor. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Pipe, Martin Born 29 May 1945  (Wellington, Somerset, England) Horse trainer, one of the most successful in the history of British racing. Toast of the Turf

Piper, Rowdy Roddy Born 17 April 1954  (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) Born Roderick George Toombs, Piper is another former pro wrestler. Always claimed he was Scottish, despite having never set foot in Scotland in his life. Just as well too, considering he once thought that wearing a checked skirt would pass as a kilt. It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Pires, Pedro Born 29 April 1934  (Fogo, Cape Verde) Cape Verdes politician. Prime Minister from 1975-91 before becoming President from 2001-11. Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool

Pirsig, Robert M. Born 6 September 1928  (Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA) Writer and philospher of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' fame. Dead And Deader

Pistorius, Oscar Born 22 November 1986  (Sandton, South Africa) Multiple paralympic champion and icon. Jailed for five years in 2014 for the manslaughter of his girlfriend on Valentines Day 2013. 2015? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before

Pitman, Jenny Born 11 June 1946  (Hoby, Leicestershire, England) Hugely successful & popular racehorse trainer, now retired - the first woman to train a Grand National winner. Toast of the Turf

Plant, Robert Born 20 August 1948  (West Bromwich, West Midlands, England) Pop singer, either as a solo artist, or as lead singer of Led Zeppelin. The Swiss Family Roberts - Gone

Platt, Marc  Born 2 December 1913  (Pasadena, California, USA) Died 29 March 2014  (San Rafael, California, USA) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) American ballet dancer. Imgone, Solong Obituarynotice

Plowright, Joan Born 28 October 1929  (Brigg, Lincolnshire, England) Highly regarded actress, widow of Lawrence Olivier. Windsor's OBE Welshman

Plummer, Christopher Born 13 December 1929  (Toronto, Canada) Canadian film, stage & TV actor, still, despite some recent high-profile performances in 'Syriana' and 'The Insider', perhaps best known for his role in 'The Sound of Music'. Won Best Supporting Actor Oscar in 2012 at the age of 82. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Sleeping With The Fishes

Pointer, Bonnie Born 11 July 1950  (Oakland, California, USA) Member of the sibling Pointer Sisters soul group. Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)

Poitier, Sidney Born 20 February 1927  (Miami, Florida, USA) Bahamian-born actor who emigrated to the US and went on to become a leading movie star of the 1950s and '60s, taking lead roles in, among others, 'To Sir, With Love' and 'Guess Who's Coming To Dinner'. Dead, Dead & Never Called Me Mother Grim McGraw Unusual Suspects

Polanski, Roman Born 18 August 1933  (Paris, France) Movie director, with a rather torrid personal life, which has included underage sexual intercourse (which means he is still banned from the US), surviving the Holocaust & finding out his wife, Sharon Tate had been brutally murdered by the Manson Family. I Told You They Were Sick! Leave Them Kids Alone Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive Pearly Gates

Pollock, Graeme Born 27 February 1944  (Durban, Natal Province, South Africa) Legendary South African batsman with a batting average second only to Donald Bradman. Better Them Than Us!

Pontius, Chris Born 16 July 1974  (Pasadena, California, USA) Daredevil cast member of the US TV show 'Jackass'. Jerry Rude And The Bathroom Bunch

Pooley, Olaf Born 13 March 1914  (Poole, Dorset, England) British actor of Danish descent, one of the few to have appeared in the 'Star Trek' and 'Doctor Who' franchises. Obituaries 'R' Us They're Dead, Y'Know!

Poots, Imogen Born 3 June 1989  (London, England) Actress whose big break came in the post-apocalypse sequel '28 Weeks Later' in 2007. Van Damme Cool Names

Popoff, Peter Born 2 July 1946  (Berlin, Germany) German American faith healer and televangelist who was exposed as a fraud by James Randi. See You In Hell

Porcaro, Mike Born 29 May 1955  (South Windsor, Connecticut, USA) Bass player with 1970s soft rockers Toto. Bazzilliant Better Them Than Us! Beyond A Little Peaky Coffin Dodger 69 The Don Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dead Ends Dead Is Dead Ethnic Cleansing Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Guild Of Master Reapers Researched To Death Hide & Go Die Inigo, I Hope We Win I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jim's Deadbeats Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Death's Vision of Grandeur Mave's Graves Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia Octopus of Odstock People I Think Might Die In 2014 United I'm Fed Up With This World Star Dust Chemo Sabee Stiff & the Tears Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Taking the Michael The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Conqueror Worm The Dead Cows Funeral Director 2014 Thomas Jefferson Survives Worm Farmer You're Dead And You Know You Are

Porter, Shirley Born 29 November 1930  (London, England) Leader of Westminster council in the 1980s before being exposed for "gerrymandering" votes in by shifting Labour voters out of marginal wards hrough various property-based schemes. Last Gasp Saloon

Powell, Colin Born 5 April 1937  (New York, New York, USA) US Army general who worked under Bush I in the Gulf War, and later became Secretary of State under Bush II, taking the country into the Iraq War. Underwent surgery for prostate cancer in December 2003. Cannot pronounce his own name. Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party

Powell, Gwyneth Born 5 July 1946  (Manchester, England) Actress forever known as firm-but-fair headmistress Bridget McCluskey in 'Grange Hill' in the 1980s. Death Leppard

Pratchett, Terry Born 28 April 1948  (Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, England) Author of the 'Discworld' Sci-fi series. Announced in 2007 that he has a very rare form of early onset Alzheimer's. Aardvark's Bupa Listing How Al Got His Zheimers Back  Brown Bananas Bury My Stiff Death By Hemeloids Deathlist.net The Forest Lawn Jockeys Fuck 'Em All Grendel's Graveyard Researched To Death I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! I Told You They Were Sick! Jacques Oeuf Johnny B Dead Morbid United FC Next Must Be UZI Right? Northern Foxiles Windsor's OBE Carrie in the Nidge Song To The Siren Tarkinator Team Cat AIDS The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard The Grim Grampian Reapers

Prescott, John Born 31 May 1938  (Prestatyn, Wales) Gaffe-prone, yokel-punching, croquet-playing, cocktail stick-waggling, senior Labour politician, deputy Prime Minister from 1997-2007. Obese City The Absolute Pits Of The World

Press, Tamara Born 10 May 1937  (Kharkiv, Ukraine) Olympic shot put champion for the Soviet Union in 1960 & 1964. Long rumoured to have been a man although this has never been proven. 20 Names 20 Sports Pooil Vaaish

Pressler, Menahem Born 16 December 1923  (Magdeburg, Germany) German-born Israeli-American pianist and a founding member of the Beaux Arts Trio. Dead and Dusted 3

Previn, Andre Born 6 April 1930  (Berlin, Germany) Principal conductor of the London Symphony Orchestra from 1968-79 and still best known for his appearance on 'The Morecambe and Wise Show' in 1971, lambasting Eric for "playing ALL the wong notes". Dead And Dusted Dead and Dusted 3 The Soundtrack Of The Dead

Price, Katie "Jordan" Born 22 May 1978  (Newport, Wales) Surgically-enhanced "glamour" model and general waste of space Z-list "celebrity". Recently split from Peter Andre, as if we care. Rotting Kanzlerin

Price, Leontyne Born 10 February 1927  (Laurel, Mississippi, USA) Soprano opera singer. First African-American to become a prima donna at the Metropolitan Opera. Garf Wants You To Die

Price, Lloyd Born 9 March 1933  (Kenner, Louisiana, USA) Early rock 'n' roll musician. Hits include 'Lawdy Miss Clawdy'. Die You On The Bayou From Here To Eternity Shake, Rattle, Roll Over And Play Dead

Price, Marian Date and place of birth unknown Irish republican terrorist, jailed in 1973 along with her sister Dolours for bombing the Old Bailey in 1973. An opponent of the ongoing peace process. Born 1954. Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Their Troubles Will (hopefully) Soon Be Over

Pride, Charley Born 18 March 1938  (Sledge, Mississippi, USA) Successful country music singer, a former baseball player. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Prideaux, Roger Born 31 July 1939  (London, England) Captain of Northamptionshire County Cricket Club since 1967-70. A Good Captain's Innings

Priest, Pat Born 15 August 1936  (Bountiful, Utah, USA) Marilyn Munster in 'The Munsters'. Lord Gravedigger

Priest, Steve Born 23 February 1948  (Hayes, Middlesex, England) Bass player for glam rock band The Sweet. Died In The Wool

Prime, Geoffrey Born 21 February 1938  (place of birth unknown) Former British spy, convicted in 1982 for espionage and child abuse and was released in 2001. Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof

Prince, Harold Born 30 January 1928  (New York City, New York, USA) Successful Tony-winning theatre producer and director whose main collaborator was Stephen Sondheim. The Deadest of the Dead

Prince, Tony Born 9 May 1944  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Disc jockey who started off in pirate radio before moving on to Radio Luxembourg in the 1970s. Also launched the dance magazine Mixmag. Radio Ga Ga Gone

Prine, John Born 10 October 1946  (Maywood, Illinois, USA) American country-folk singer. This Mortal Coil Worm Farmer

Prior, James Born 11 October 1927  (Brampton, Sussex, England) Politician, former Employment & Northern Ireland Secretary. Dead Commons Diepod Shuffle Iron Lacky Unusual Suspects

Prochet, Melody Date and place of birth unknown French musician with her band Melody's Echo Chamber. Random ipod Shuffle

Protopopov, Oleg Born 16 June 1932  (St .Petersburg, Russia) Figure skater, gold medal winner in the 1964 & 1968 Olympics. Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Protz, Roger Date and place of birth unknown Left-wing writer and prominent member for the Campaign for Real Ale. Roger And Out

Prowse, David Born 1 July 1935  (Bristol, England) Played the physical from of Darth Vader in 'Star Wars', with James Earl Jones providing the voice. Was also the Green Cross Code man. And It's Goodnight From Him On The Box/In The Box Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Prudhomme, Paul Born 13 July 1940  (Opelousas, Louisiana, USA) Rotund American chef, best known for his Cajun cooking. Die You On The Bayou Nobody Gets Out Of Here Alive

Pryce, Jonathan Born 1 June 1947  (Holywell, Flintshire, Wales) Highly rated actor probably still best recognised as the hapless Sam Lowry in Terry Gilliam's 1985 cult classic 'Brazil'. No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!!

Psy, (singer) Born 31 December 1977  (Seoul, South Korea) Korean "K-pop" singer who had a phenomenal hit in 2012 with 'Gangnam Style', complete with annoying dance routine. 1 Hit More Then Me

Pudi, Danny Born 10 March 1979  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Actor best known for the role of Abed Nadir in 'Community'. Obscura Camera

Pugacheva, Natalya Born 28 November 1935  (Buranovo, Russia) Oldest member of the musical group Buranovskiye Babushki, the so-called "Buranovo Grannies", who threatened to win the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest. Death For Everybody

Pugh, Tom Born 13 March 1937  (London, England) English cricketer. Captain of Gloucestershire from 1961-62. Was once dismissed for LBW after getting his jaw broken! A Good Captain's Innings

Pullein-Thompson, Diana Born 1 October 1925  (place of birth unknown) Writer along with her sister Jospehine of several pony books for young girls. The Bedsoring '20s

Pullein-Thompson, Josephine  Born 3 April 1924  (London, England) Died 19 June 2014  (London, England) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Writer along with her sister Diana of several pony books for young girls. The Bedsoring '20s

Pulver, Liselotte Born 11 October 1929  (Bern, Switzerland) Swiss actress who made her mark in German cinema in the 1960s. German-Speaking Orbits

Purdy, Debbie  Born 5 April 1963  (Bradford, Yorkshire, England) Died 23 December 2014  (Bradford, West Yorkshire, England) Age at death: 51  (read death notice) Multiple Sclerosis patient who is fighting for her right for assisted suicide. Morbid United FC Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders Toasted Brown Bread

Pursey, Jimmy Born 9 February 1955  (Hersham, Surrey, England) Punk musician with Sham 69. Punks, Not Dead

Purves, Peter Born 10 February 1939  (Preston, Lancashire, England) Actor and TV presenter. Part of the immortal 'Blue Peter' trio of the 1960s alongside Valerie Singleton and John Noakes. Is There a Doctor in the House?

Pusztai, Árpád Born 8 September 1930  (Budapest, Hungary) Hungarian scientist who publicly questioned the use of genetic modification. Diana Rots

Putin, Vladimir Born 7 October 1952  (Leningrad (now St Petersburg again), Russia) President of Russia, former head of the FSB (the federal security services), and before that a KGB agent in East Germany. A big fan of sambo (a Russian martial art), he was Leningrad sambo champion on a number of occasions. Third Time Unluckies

Putina, Vera Date and place of birth unknown Woman who claims that Russian president Vladimir Putin is her lost son. Born 1926. Family Business - Related To Death

Pyatchenko, Valentina Born 21 October 1937  (place of birth unknown) Member of the so-called "Russian grannies" who took part in the 2012 Eurovision song contest. Death For Everybody

Pynchon, Thomas Born 8 May 1937  (Glen Cove, New York, USA) Extremely reclusive author. In fact, the only times his voice has ever been broadcast is via three episodes of 'The Simpsons'. First You're Born, Life Is Hard, Then You Die Moldy Oldies

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