Celebrity picks for Derby Dead Pool 2014: J

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Jacklin, Tony Born 7 July 1944  (Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England) One of Britain's most successful golfers. Captained Europe to an epochal win over the United States in the Ryder Cup in 1985. Kicking Down Death's Door (Scarborough Style) This Is Your Death

Jackman, Hugh Born 12 October 1968  (Sydney, NSW, Australia) Australian actor who found success in Hollywood in the film 'X-Men' as Wolverine. Presented the Academy Awards in 2010. Don't Eat The Figs

Jackman, Robin Born 13 August 1945  (Simla, Punjab, India) Former England international cricketer. It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Burt Lungcancers Diseasy Riders We're All Gonna Die!

Jackson, Anne Born 3 September 1926  (Allegheny, Pennsylvania, USA) Actress, mostly on stage on film. Wife of Eli Wallach. Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage

Jackson, Betty Born 24 June 1949  (Bacup, Lancashire, England) British fashion designer. Lost her leg aged six. 20 to 1 Bets and Bobs

Jackson, Francis Born 2 October 1917  (Malton, Yorkshire, England) Organist and composer, Was Organist of York Minster from 1946-1982. Dead And Dusted 2

Jackson, Jesse Born 8 October 1941  (Greenville, South Carolina, USA) Controversial politician & civil rights activist, as well as a Baptist minister. Kennedy Driving School

Jackson, Joseph Born 26 July 1929  (Fountain Hill, Arkansas, USA) Father of Michael & all the other Jacksons, former manager of Jackson 5. Bet on Black!  Dead Is Dead I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage Team Serious Effort Part 2 Where's My Damn List?

Jackson, Katherine Born 4 May 1930  (Barbour County, Alabama) Matriarch of the legendary Jackson family of musicians. Cashier Number 84 Please! Zombie Dance Party Love And Marriage Go Together Like A Hearse And Carriage

Jackson, Peter Born 31 October 1961  (Wellington, New Zealand) Oscar-winning director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Ready To Die(t)

Jackson, Tito Born 15 October 1953  (Gary, Indiana, USA) Member of sibling soul band The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons. Walking Dead

Jackson, Wanda Born 20 October 1937  (Maud, Oklahoma, USA) Acclaimed rockabilly singer. All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Jacobi, Derek Born 22 October 1938  (Leytonstone, London, England) Actor, mostly on stage, but with notable TV & film credits as well. Dr Who's Next Gay-Tes Of Heaven Gwynhafyr in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Mad Maureen

Jacobsen, Florence S. Born 7 April 1913  (Salt Lake City, Utah, USA) Former president of the Young Women's Mutual Improvement Association of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I bet they have a lot of fun... One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Jacobson, Howard Born 25 August 1942  (Manchester, England) Writer and humourist. Could be Jewish but I can't be absolutely sure about that... Boddies... Manchester's Finest

Jaffee, Al Born 13 March 1921  (Savannah, Georgia, USA) Cartoonist with MAD magazine since 1955. Features include the back cover fold-in and 'Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions'. Soylent Dreams Toetag4U

Jagger, Mick Born 26 July 1943  (Dartford, Kent, England) Rubber-lipped lead singer of the Rolling Stones. Gwynhafyr The House of Luck

Jagielka, Phil Born 17 August 1982  (Manchester, England) Everton and England defensive midfield player-cum central defender. 20 English Eggs, One Basket

Jagiello, Piotr Born 21 December 1992  (Warsaw, Poland) Young actor, whose only credit is Marek in 'Somers Town'. The 90's Are Dead

James, Bunty Born in Maryport, Cumbria, England  (exact date unknown) TV presenter, one of the presenters of 'How' back in the 1960s and 1970s. Born 1933. Death Leppard

James, Clifton Born 29 May 1921  (New York, New York, USA) Actor, Sheriff J.W. Pepper in two James Bond movies. You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

James, Clive Born 7 October 1939  (Kogarah, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia) TV critic, writer & author who thinks he is far far funnier than he actually is. It's Grim Up North  The Frog Chorus Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! And My Name Is Larry! Baz & Barrys Burial Bonanza The Choir Invisibule 2014 Better Them Than Us! Beyond A Little Peaky Biologically Dead Body Snatcher's Body-Count Breathless In Seattle  Brown Bread  Can't See The Wood For The Stiffs Chelski Pensioners Coffin Dodger 69 Coffin Fit Crazycarl Creme De La Crem Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Crossing The Styx Dance On Your Grave Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa Dead And Dusted Dead By Dawn Dead Centre Of England DeadEnders Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing Deadly As Sin Till You Win  Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Dead Wait Death Leppard Death Nebula 3000 Death From Down Under  Deathlist.net Deathpig Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Doornails R Us Drop Dead Celebration Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Embalmy Army 2014 Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse Feng Shui Pig  The Forest Lawn Jockeys Funeral Holmes Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Girlfriend In A Coma Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Going Green Grendel's Graveyard Grim Sleeper Guild Of Master Reapers HackinNcackin' Researched To Death Hide & Go Die Hippoposthumous Hunting Halos I'll Sleep When You're Dead I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jacques Oeuf Jim's Deadbeats Johnny B Dead Juicy Janny Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Kendoddsdadsdogsdead Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Last Orders Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Manuel's Stiffs Death's Vision of Grandeur Melon Smashers & Melon Heads  Misers Morbid United FC Mourning Glory Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good Not Well Windsor's OBE  Papaoutai Temps  Partridge As Reaper P@F Deathlist Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble People I Think Might Die In 2014 United I'm Fed Up With This World Pooil Vaaish Rotting Kanzlerin Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 The Waiting List  Seasideessexxile See You In Heaven  Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Golden Slumbers Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Shovelful Of Dirt Simply Dead Sorry God, I Thought You Were Kenny Rogers  STAB_in_the_DARK Stairway To Heaven  Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiff & the Tears Stone Dead Cert Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Team Cat AIDS  Team Serious Effort Heading Nowhere The Death Stars The Dead Cows The Deadest of the Dead The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper Funeral Director 2014 The Grey Horde The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Lady's Not Returning  The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury The Lovegrove The Number Of The Beast The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead The Grim Grampian Reapers This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic We Don't Talk Anymore Tomb It May Concern Tottering Hotspurs Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead William Hague's Special Friend Windsor The Troll You Ain't Seen Me, Right? Death: A Fate Worse Than Life.

James, Jesse G. Born 19 April 1969  (Long Beach, California, USA) Customizer of Motorcycles as featured in the U.S. Reality TV show 'Monster Garage'. Was married to Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, before the eejit went and had an affair and was subsequently divorced. Deadly As Sin Till You Win Rotting Kanzlerin

James, LeBron Born 30 December 1984  (Akron, Ohio, USA) Basketball player in the NBA Deadly As Sin Till You Win

James, P. D.  Born 3 August 1920  (Oxford, England) Died 27 November 2014  (Oxford, England) Age at death: 94  (read death notice) Author of mystery novels. 20 Nongon Grave Diggers Of 2014 in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks NoSoup4U! Over & Out Write Your Own Obit, I'm Busy Breathing You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

James, Sonny Born 1 May 1929  (Hackleburg, Alabama, USA) Country & Western singer. 20 Crooners Croakin' All The Good Country Singers Are Already Dead

Jameson, Jenna Born 9 April 1974  (Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) Porn star, actress & model. 45 Is The New 80 Third Time Unluckies

Jammeh, Yahya Born 25 May 1965  (Kanilai, Gambia) Current and controversial President of Gambia. Guild Of Master Reapers Octopus of Odstock STAB_in_the_DARK Stone Dead Cert

Jancsó, Miklós  Born 27 September 1921  (Vác, Hungary) Died 31 January 2014  (Budapest, Hungary) Age at death: 92  (read death notice) Hungarian film director. The Last Picture Show

Jane, Bob Born 18 December 1929  (Brunswick, Melbourne, Australia) Former touring car racing driver, but better known, in Australia anyway, as a businessman. Mr & Mrs Drummerboy

Janis, Byron Born 24 March 1928  (McKeesport, Pennsylvania, USA) American classical pianist. Dead and Dusted 3

Janis, Conrad Born 11 February 1928  (New York, New York, USA) Jazz musician & actor, played Mindy's laconic dad in 'Mork and Mindy'. ZZ Topped

Janner, Greville Born 11 July 1928  (Cardiff, Wales) Former MP for Leicester West between 1970 & 1997. Buried By HHH Dead Commons

Janssen, Jan Born 19 May 1940  (Nootdorp, Netherlands) Former professional cyclist. First Dutchman to win the Tour de France, in 1968. Minions Of Xuleneb

Jantjie, Thamsanqa Born in South Africa  (exact date unknown) The worst sign-language signer in the World who helped double-handedly to ruin Nelson Mandela's memorial tribute. Born 1979. Tentoesup

Jardine, Sandy  Born 31 December 1948  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Died 24 April 2014  (Edinburgh, Scotland) Age at death: 65  (read death notice) Footballer, first played for the Rangers and later for the Hearts. Now heading for the coffin... The Frog Chorus Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Bazzilliant Biologically Dead Coffin Dodger 69 Creme De La Crem Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Warning - Dying Can Be Hazardous To Your Health Death Leppard Death Can Be Funny Embalmy Army 2014 Ethnic Cleansing Finbarr Returns From The Dead Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood Going Green Grendel's Graveyard HackinNcackin' Hide & Go Die Hunting Halos I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jacques Oeuf JoeRam Jumptheshark 5.0  Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots Kicking Buckets Instead Of Balls Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! Live Forever With Line 5 Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People  Misers Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia .....Norfolk & Good Only Fools & Corpses The Waiting List Golden Slumbers Shovelful Of Dirt The Dead Cows Funeral Director 2014 Tomb It May Concern Under-Soil Greeting You're Dead And You Know You Are Death: A Fate Worse Than Life.

Jaruzelski, General Wojciech  Born 6 July 1923  (Kurow, Poland) Died 25 May 2014  (Warsaw, Poland) Age at death: 90  (read death notice) Effective leader of Poland from 1981-90, who pitted his trademark sunglasses against Lech Walesa's moustache and lost. All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Ambledown  …and There Was Great Rejoicing Bazzilliant Body Snatcher's Body-Count Carkers Convention 2014 Coffin Dodger 69 Crazycarl Creme De La Crem Crofty's Coffin Crew Crossing The Styx Curse Of Fame Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet DDP Tofoa Dead By Dawn DeadEnders DeadHead Deadies Death Nebula 3000 Death Grips Await Deceased Hose Der Gevatter Ruft Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged Drunkasaskunk Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Gary Glitter - Baby Sitter Girlfriend In A Coma Going Green Grim Sleeper Guild Of Master Reapers Hell To The Chief  House Of Soon To Be With The Lord Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill Knowing My Luck I'll Reincarnate as a Mayfly! They're Loving Angels Instead Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Lucky Pete Weakend At Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Death's Vision of Grandeur Mave's Graves Mercarte Misers Most Hits Ever Noah Reason And The Youth In Asia P@F Deathlist People I Think Might Die In 2014 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix I'm Fed Up With This World Pooil Vaaish The Waiting List See You In Hell Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Shaun Of The Dead 69 Inquilinekea/Simfish STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information The Bedsoring '20s The Conqueror Worm The Death Stars The Deadest of the Dead The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Grateful Dead The Grey Horde The Living End The Newstreet Boys Death Squad They're Dead, Y'Know! This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic Valar Morghulis Wep 2.0 - World's Eternity Prophet Reloaded  Windsor The Troll You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! You're Dead And You Know You Are

Jarvis, Trevor Date and place of birth unknown Dementia sufferer, awarded the BEM for his efforts in the last 15 years to help other dementia sufferers with day-to-day tasks. Born 1941. Today Is A Good Day To Die!

Jasný, Vojtech Born 30 November 1925  (Kelc, Czechoslovakia) Czech filmmaker. The Last Picture Show

Jason, David Born 2 February 1940  (Edmonton, London, England) Comedy actor, best known as Granville in 'Open All Hours' and Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter in 'Only Fools and Horses'. Even after a decade, it's still hard not to smirk at his supposedly serious role as Detective Inspector Jack Frost in 'A Touch of Frost'. And It's Goodnight From Him Deathglam Industries George Lass and the Gravelings in eternum+'s Wrinkly Dicks Natalies No-Mores On The Box/In The Box

Jawara, Dawda Born 16 May 1924  (Barajally, The Gambia) Gambian politician and the nation's first President, from 1970-1994. Grobler's Stiff Ones

Jayaratne, D. M. Born 4 June 1931  (Doluwa, Sri Lanka) Current PM of Sri Lanka. Serving Heads Of State

Jayston, Michael Born 29 October 1935  (Nottingham, England) Velvet-voiced actor who has appeared in a wide variety of films and tv programmes. Is There a Doctor in the House?

Jean, Al Born 9 January 1961  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Screenwriter for 'The Simpsons' among others. Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them

Jean I of Luxembourg, Grand Duke Born 5 January 1921  (Berg Castle, Luxembourg) Ruler of Luxembourg from 1964 to 2000. Zombie Dance Party Lucky Pete Minions Of Xuleneb Their Country May Never Qualify For The World Cup But At Least They Made The Deadpool You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Jeanmaire, Zizi Born 29 April 1924  (Paris, France) Renowed ballerina, who appeared in a number of films, including notably, 'Hans Christian Andersen' with Danny Kaye. Life's Obituary

Jeffreys, Anne Born 26 January 1923  (Goldsboro, North Carolina, USA) Actress and singer, who started in musicals but had some non-singing roles in both film and TV. Beauties Of The 40s

Jeffries, Herb  Born 24 September 1913  (Detroit, Michigan, USA) Died 25 May 2014  (Woodland Hills, California, USA) Age at death: 100  (read death notice) Veteran jazz singer and actor. Centenarians Clog Poppers  Last Gasp Saloon

Jeffs, Warren Steed Born 3 December 1955  (San Francisco, California, USA) President of a breakaway Mormon church in the US. Currently in custody over underage sex allegations. Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof

Jelinek, Elfriede Born 20 October 1946  (Mürzzuschlag, Styria, Austria) Austrian feminist playwright & novelist. Nobel Loserettes

Jenkin, Patrick Born 7 January 1926  (Oxford, England) Politician, a member of both Edward Heath & Margaret Thatcher's government cabinets. Iron Lacky

Jenkins, Blair Born 8 January 1957  (Elgin, Scotland) Former director of Broadcasting at STV. Graveheart (Scottish Independence Special!)

Jenneke, Michelle Born 23 June 1993  (Kenthurst, New South Wales, Australia) 100m hurdler, sprinter and glamour model. Obscura Camera

Jeon, Mu-Song Born 28 September 1941  (Haeju, South Korea) Veteran South Korean actor. Obscura Camera

Jepsen, Carly Rae Born 21 November 1985  (Mission, British Columbia, Canada) Canadian pop singer-songwriter. 1 Hit More Then Me

Jepson, Harry Born 2 April 1922  (Leeds, West Yorkshire, England) President of Leeds Rhinos rugby league club. William Hague's Special Friend

Jewison, Norman Born 21 July 1926  (Toronto, Canada) Canadian film director of such films as 'In the Heat of the Night' and 'Rollerball'. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match Weed 'Em And Reap

Jiménez, Timoleón Born 22 January 1959  (Calarca, Colombia) Leader of the FARC terrorist group, aka Timochenko. Abdelbaset's Liquorice All-Sorts

Jinping, Xi Born 15 June 1953  (Beijing, China) Current President of China. Die, Commie, Die!

Johanson, Sue Born 16 March 1930  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Sex education lecturer, academic and speaker. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

John, Elton Born 25 March 1947  (Pinner, Middlesex, England) Successful pop star of the 1970s, who has managed to remain more or less in the limelight ever since, despite (or perhaps because of) drug and alcohol problems, bust-ups with his lyricist Bernie Taupin, a turbulent love life and a lamentable dress sense. Amanda's Fire Department Doornails R Us Gay-Tes Of Heaven Mad Maureen

Johns, Glynis Born 5 October 1923  (Pretoria, South Africa) Husky-voiced actress (and dancer/singer), of Welsh origin, a popular actress in the 1950s. Eternity Tours I'll Get The Oven On Last Gasp Saloon Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel Tick Tock You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On!

Johns, Jasper Born 15 May 1930  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) American abstract expressionist painter. All Death Is Consolation

Johnson, Bill Born 30 March 1960  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Skier, the first American to win an alpine skiing Olympic gold medal, in Sarajevo in 1984. There's A Shiva In The Park

Johnson, Daisy Date and place of birth unknown Heiress of the Johnson & Johnson company. Sister Casey died in 2010. Born c.1987. I Drink Your Milkshake

Johnson, David Born 15 August 1976  (Kingston, Jamaica) Former footballer for Bury, Ipswich Town and Nottingham Forest. Catherine

Johnson, Diane Born 28 April 1934  (Moline, Illinois, USA) Novelist and essayist, who has seen some of her works become films. 2014: A Death Odyssey

Johnson, Don Born 15 December 1949  (Flat Creek, Missouri, USA) Miami Vice actor. They're Getting Too Old For This Shit

Johnson, George "Johnny" Date and place of birth unknown Member of the "Dambusters" mission in the Second World War. Born 1922. Dead And Dusted Guild Of Master Reapers

Johnson, Holly Born 19 February 1960  (Khartoum, Sudan) African-born former front man of '80s Scouse popsters Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Was diagnosed with HIV in the late '80s, but treatment has kept it at bay ever since, and he continues to work in the music industry. Died In The Wool I Couldn't Eat Another Bite Partridge As Reaper Walking Dead

Johnson, Laurie Born 7 February 1927  (London, England) Bandleader and television composer who had a hit single in 1960 with 'Sucu Sucu' which was the theme to the TV series 'Top Secret'. 2014: A Death Odyssey

Johnson, Magic Born 14 August 1959  (Lansing, Michigan, USA) HIV-positive former basketball player. Wawix In The Sky

Johnson, Martha Born 18 December 1950  (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) Canadian singer and songwriter, now suffering from Parkinson's Disease. 1 Hit More Then Me

Johnson, Nicole Randall Born 9 December 1973  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Comedienne, part of sketch show MadTV. Bet on Black!

Johnson, Russell  Born 10 November 1924  (Ashley, Pennsylvania, USA) Died 16 January 2014  (Bainbridge Island, Washington, USA) Age at death: 89  (read death notice) Actor, in numerous shows & films, but remembered in the US for his role in 'Gilligan's Island'. All Quiet on the Westerns Front Just Fade Away

Johnson, Senator Tim Born 28 December 1946  (Canton, South Dakota, USA) US Democrat Senator from South Dakota. Died In Committee

Johnson, Teddy Born 4 September 1920  (Surbiton, Surrey, England) Variety star, a singer, along with his wife Pearl Carr, who were big in the 50s, but have now both long been forgotten about. Death For Everybody Pop Goes The Pop Star

Johnson, Wilko Born 12 July 1947  (Canvey Island, Essex, England) Former lead guitarist and songwriter for pub rock legends Dr. Feelgood. It's Grim Up North 2015? - No Thank You! I'll Leave Before  50 Shades Of Grey Skinned Death Aaron's Drop Dead Twenty Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead Albert Fish & Chips All I Want For Xmas Is DEATH! Amanita Virosa Edna Krabappel's Great School In The Sky And My Name Is Larry!  Are You Still Dying, Darling?  Better Them Than Us! Beyond A Little Peaky Bloody Dead Rep Body Snatcher's Body-Count Worm Fodder Carkers Convention 2014  CoffinItUp Crazycarl Croaker D'Eath And The Prognosticators  Crofty's Coffin Crew The Don Crossing The Styx Curse Of Fame Dance On Your Grave Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk DDP Tofoa  Dead By Dawn Dead Ends Deader Than A Dead Thing  Dead Space 5000 Dead Wait Death Nebula 3000 Deathlist.net  Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic Death Stalks United Deceased Hose Died In The Wool Die Now....Die Now....Show Us You've Pegged  Diepod Shuffle  Don't Eat The Figs  Drop Dead Celebration Drunkasaskunk Eddie's Parade Of Darkness And Despair Eejit EGN's Celebrity Zombies In Waiting Ethnic Cleansing Faster Than A Dead Horse David Quantick's Showbiz Pals The Forest Lawn Jockeys  Freddie The Cat Funeral Holmes  Girlfriend In A Coma Gloopy's Most Likely To Die In 2014  Gnarlie's Bucket Of Blood  Going Green Going Underground Grim Sleeper Grobler's Stiff Ones  Guild Of Master Reapers  Hide & Go Die If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course Inigo, I Hope We Win I Shall Need To Get The Black Out I Told You I Was Ill I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jacques Oeuf  Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill  Johnny B Dead  Just Give Me A Cance.....The Dead C**T Scrots  Let Us Embalm You Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People Madonna's Hand of Bod Manuel's Stiffs Death's Vision of Grandeur  Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Mercarte  Tarby, You're Toast!  Misers MizzJacktheCat's Guarantee of Immortality Most Hits Ever  Noodle Squad Norman Tebbit's Bicycle Club  Not At All Well Octopus of Odstock Only Fools & Corpses Pan Breed Partridge As Reaper  P@F Deathlist Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble People I Think Might Die In 2014 United Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Plowing The Deep Pop Goes The Pop Star Puzlman's Passing Picks Mike Oxards Showbusiness 20 The Waiting List See You In Heaven Seven Seals And A Bowl Of Mint Sauce Golden Slumbers Shaun Of The Dead 69 Shovelful Of Dirt Shuffled Off  Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Snort The Ashes Song To The Siren  STAB_in_the_DARK Star Dust Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Chemo Sabee Stiff & the Tears  Stone Dead Cert  Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information  Tango Uniform Team Cat AIDS Team Serious Effort Part 2 Heading Nowhere The Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order The Dead Cows The Deadest of the Dead The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper  The Funky Faz's Morgue Of Merriment The Gazza StRIP The Good, The Bad And Cliff Richard  The Grateful Dead The Grey Horde The Importance Of Being Urn-ish The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Dorset Jury  The Lovegrove There's A Shiva In The Park There goes another one! :) There Or Thereabouts The Rotting Corpses Of The Undead  The Grim Grampian Reapers The Wanky Yankee They're Dead, Y'Know!  This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives  Today's The Day The Maggots Have Their Picnic  Tomb It May Concern Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead Vive La Mort Wall Street Massacre Welshman We're All Gonna Die! William Hague's Special Friend Windsor The Troll  Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper  You Must Be Croaking! Death: A Fate Worse Than Life. Zsa-Zsa-ah-ah-ah! Zsa-Zsa-Ooh-la-la!

Johnston, J. Bennett Born 10 June 1932  (Shreveport, Louisiana, USA) Former US Senator from Louisiana between 1972-1997. Die You On The Bayou

Johnston, Joe Born 13 May 1950  (Austin, Texas, USA) Movie director, behind 'Honey, I Shrunk The Kids' and 'Jumanji'. Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy

Jolie, Angelina Born 4 June 1975  (Los Angeles, California, USA) Lara Croft actress. Gag Slow And Die

Jon, Anand Born 28 November 1973  (Kerala, India) Fashion designer, now in jail for a string of sex offences. Leave Them Kids Alone

Jones, Christopher  Born 18 August 1941  (Jackson, Tennessee, USA) Died 31 January 2014  (Los Alamitos, California, USA) Age at death: 72  (read death notice) US actor - 'Ryan's Daughter' etc. Born William Frank Jones. Reading Out The Will

Jones, Cliff Born 7 February 1935  (Swansea, Wales) Former Tottenham Hotspur winger, part of the legendary double winning side of 1961. Old People Smell Of Piss

Jones, Dickie  Born 25 February 1927  (Snyder, Texas, USA) Died 7 July 2014  (Northridge, California, USA) Age at death: 87  (read death notice) Former child actor, best known as the voice of 'Pinocchio'. I Hear Voices

Jones, Freddie Born 17 August 1927  (Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England) Actor, currently in Emmerdale & has been on TV for aeons. Dr Shipman's Waiting Room Who Turned Out The Lights?

Jones, Glyn  Born 27 April 1931  (Durban, South Africa) Died 2 April 2014  (Vamos, Crete, Greece) Age at death: 82  (read death notice) Actor and writer, one of the few to contribute in both roles in 'Doctor Who'. Is There a Doctor in the House?

Jones, Grace Born 19 May 1948  (Spanish Town, Jamaica) Androgynous Jamaican singer who famously boxed Russell Harty's ears in the 1980s. 007 - Carrie - Licenced to Kill

Jones, Jeffrey Born 28 September 1946  (Buffalo, New York, USA) Actor, in a heap of films and TV shows. Also a registered sex offender. Leave Them Kids Alone PRFT

Jones, Ken  Born 20 February 1930  (Liverpool, England) Died 13 February 2014  (Prescott, Merseyside, England) Age at death: 83  (read death notice) Frequently seen character actor in the 1970s & 1980s - though still acting now. Best known as the rather shifty Ives in 'Porridge'. The Re-stench of Brit Sit-Com

Jones, L. Q. Born 19 August 1927  (Jefferson County, Texas, USA) Actor who appeared in several Sam Peckinpah films. All Quiet on the Westerns Front

Jones, Mick Born 24 April 1945  (Worksop, Nottinghamshire, England) Former striker for Sheffield United, Leeds United and England. Formed a memorable striking partnership with Allan Clarke in the 1970s. Amanda's Fire Department Life's Obituary

Jones, Quincy Born 14 March 1933  (Chicago, Illinois, USA) Music composer, trumpeter, record producer & arranger, mainly of "feel-good" music. Clog Poppers Tick Tock

Jones, Sharon Born 4 May 1956  (Augusta, Georgia, USA) Soul and funk singer, now suffering from cancer. Misers Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead!

Jones, Simon Born 27 June 1950  (Charlton Park, Wiltshire, England) Actor, best known for his role as Arthur Dent in 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' on radio and TV. Simon Says You're Dead

Jones, Susannah Born 6 July 1899  (Lowndes County, Alabama, USA) 3rd oldest person in the World as of the beginning of 2014. The 90's Are Dead The Number Of The Beast The Old Ones Are The Pests

Jones, Tanya Born in Hertfordshire, England  (exact date unknown) Wife of footballer-turned-actor Vinnie Jones. Had a heart transplant in the late 1980s. Born 1963. Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Jones, Terry Born 1 February 1942  (Colwyn Bay, Wales) Member of Monty Python and one of Britain's most noted historians. Mr. Yuck Seasideessexxile Trojan Hearse

Jones, Tom Born 7 June 1940  (Pontypridd, Wales) Gravelly-voiced, hirsute Welsh singer, inexplicably attractive to ladies of a certain age. Gwynhafyr The Honey Trap

Jones, Vinnie Born 5 January 1965  (Watford, Hertfordshire, England) Hardman footballer turned hardman actor, although it's a very tenous kind of acting he does. Deader Than A Dead Thing Don't Eat The Figs Johnny B Dead Mourning Glory Rehab Survivors Strictly Got Dancing Talent Get Me Outta Here Brother Team Serious Effort Part 2 There Or Thereabouts Under-Soil Greeting Very Ill Turned Very Dead

Jongbloed, Jan Born 25 November 1940  (Amsterdam, Holland) Former Dutch national goalkeeper in the 1970s. Bears an uncanny resemblace to American comedian Rich Hall. Manaus Madness

Jong-Un, Kim Born 8 January 1983  (Pyongyang, North Korea) Son of the late North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il and appointed successor to the dear leader after his death in December 2011. 1 Dead In Ohio Amanita Virosa …and There Was Great Rejoicing Circling The Drain  Dead And Deader Drop Deadline Die, Commie, Die!  House Of Soon To Be With The Lord It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Say Hi To Uncle George Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice Wawix In The Sky Won't Shed A Tear

Jordan, Michael Born 17 February 1963  (Brooklyn, New York, USA) One of the most successful & certainly most well-known basketball players of all time. Wawix In The Sky

Jospin, Lionel Born 12 July 1937  (Meudon, Hauts-de-Seine, France) Former French socialist PM. Les Trompettes De La Mort

Jourdan, Louis Born 19 June 1919  (Marseille, France) French actor in a number of US & UK movies, including 'Octopussy'. Imgone, Solong Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn if You Die No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! Pool Ghoul Stee Grah The Deadest of the Dead The Old Ones Are The Pests Where's My Damn List? You're Not Acting Like Yourself Today - Are You Dead?

Joyce, Ron Born in Tatamagouche, Nova Scotia, Canada  (exact date unknown) Businessman who co-founded the Tim Horton's doughnut empire. Born 1930. Rushing To Tim Horton's For Donuts After The Hockey Match

Juan Carlos Of Spain, King Born 5 January 1938  (Rome, Italy) King of Spain from 1975 to his surprise abdication in 2014. By Royal Appointment Serving Heads Of State

Juda, Elsbeth  Born 2 May 1911  (Darmstadt, Germany) Died 5 July 2014  (location of death unknown) Age at death: 103  (read death notice) Photographer. It was Juda who photographed Winston Churchill as reference shots for artist Graham Sutherland's notorious portrait of the former PM in 1954. Compost Corner Gray Panthers Old As Dirt One Century Is Enough, Madam!

Julius Norwich, John Born 15 September 1929  (Oldham, Lancashire, England) Historian, TV broadcaster & travel writer, son of politician Duff Cooper. Bloody Dead Rep

Jurasik, Peter Born 25 April 1950  (Queens, New York, USA) American actor, best known for his role as Londo Mollari in the pioneering sci-fi series 'Babylon 5'. ZZ Topped

Jurgens, Udo  Born 30 September 1934  (Klagenfurt, Austria) Died 21 December 2014  (Munsterlingen, Switzerland) Age at death: 80  (read death notice) Singer, songwriter and composer. Popular in the Germanic speaking areas. Death For Everybody

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